the dog takes off
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
>>122010939
baited for this EXACT response
*jumps off a building*
>>122011049
don't forget to bring crab with you this time
cool dog
>Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here
2dos
AlbinoAlbatross
Altabiscuit
Beneziaa
bjw
Caveman
cfb
Ciyon
Cptpoopfist
Cyberdemon531
Daily
Darkspinessonic
Dickoak
Duke_Bilgewater
Faschz
Headcrab
Hexade
iateyourpie
LiquidxSquid
Lil_duke_duke
Mr_Shasta
MyPairOfSocks
NewAgeRetroHippie
Nosraef
OvenDonkey
Pyatters
Pykn
Rebcart
Reed_Tiburon
Seckswrecks
Shunpukk
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
Studio
Sylux98
TonyOgbot
Toufool31
Unusualcook
Yarumasi
Yashi
ZachSK
>>122011190
fw didnt make the list
desu the collective is honestly better than the mumble crew; a lot of the former at least stream while the latter do not at all except for ZFG, who basically has nothing to do with the clique at this point
>tfw want to watch our boys Trihex and Witwix
>they always go live at the same time
d**g........
hell yeah
im digging this thread
>>122011251
>>122011251
i want to FUCK elin-chan
>>122011461
wording this. I would absolutely smash that elin
>>122011143
Isn't worth spending the last bits of life on
ive decided to come out
im an elin now
>>122011728
what is your preferred pronoun?
>>122011996
elin/elinself
>>122011190
add genericpress to this list please, thanks
am i /srg/ now?
>>122010997
>tfw no cinnamon rolls
hey can you guys stop namedropping me
>>122012494
tell me who you are and i'll stop everyone from namedropping you
paging yashi
>>122011190
>LiquidxSquid
take LiquidxSquid off the list
>>122012578
cosmo
>>122012773
explicitly not wording this
squid can get out
>>122012897
*narcissa
>>122012773
no.
>>122012773
downwording this
>>122009204
/r/speedmemes
>>122012773
you won't get a word from me for this shit squid
>>122013514
ok now, monkey posting is funny but thats a bit much.
ion...
scapegoat #37557322....
>>122013687
is this the freshest new monkey posting meme? i can dig it
>>122012773
>>122013612
BODIED
ion status: destroyed
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many monkeys I post a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not triggered, anon. I am the trigger. A guy opens his stream and grind monkeys all day and you think that of me? No. I am the one who monkey posts!
>>122013687
>>122013514
>squid takes kryssstals powerful cock.jpg
>>122014268
Yeaaaaaahhh!! Monkeys, bitch!
*calls someone a grind monkey despite being a worthless stream monster who has never done anything even resembling speedrunning*
>>122014568
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
>>122014268
SRAVO BQUID
>>122014568
*calls someone a stream monster despite being a worthless oldboi who has never done anything even resembling speedrunning since 2013*
>>122014568
You know who I am. You all know who I am. I am the grind monkey. I am the man who killed Ion Gravirei.
Say my name.
>>122014857
fuck off heisenburg
*patiently waits for slayer to stream*
>>122014857
dj khaled xdxd
why are you guys bullying squid so much
zfg sterm pls
*streams on alt*
>>122015015
cry more, bitch boy.
>>122015015
grind monkeys are ruining speedgaming and need to be kicked out
>>122015215
>the only people speedgaming are ruining speedgaming
hello fellow /srg/ posters! i am new, could somebody please explain this monkey meme to me? i have posted a few pictures of them, but i dont know why i am doing it
thank you!
>>122015460
http://pastebin.com/y52UfYPc (outdated)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fojXIIfQq4
>>122015401
holy shit you are such a faggot. grow some thicker skin and let your boyfriend fight his own battles.
>>122015460
nice try.
>>122015727
reminder that I'd pound Cronikeys boypussy into oblivion
>>122016282
no you wouldn't
>>122015727
Everytime I see a nuthugger like that, all I can deduce from his posts are that he never used 4chan before /srg/ and only found out about it through Squid. Nobody else would give a shit.
>>122015820
Look at this reddit shit.
>>122016237
fuck off with that slut
>>122015070
never got the point of this
>>122016282
i would let her gently penetrate my virgin anus
Is it true that speedrunning is becoming morecosmopolitan
>>122016446
Ibuki, on the scene
>>122015042
thx 4 starting sterm zfg
>>122016558
*narcissistic
>>122016464
mine started out as just a way to stream shit for my friends. now it's my main account because i hate you faggots following me around everywhere.
>>122016794
>Narcissa
>>122017081
what shitty parents
why are we even talking about cosmo? that faggot has not been relevant since last year when he had to use an iQue cheat device to get WR.
>>122017081
that's a real girl though?
>>122017758
why do we talk about anything
>>122017792
transanime
>>122017939
why do we say we?
>Narcissa
>>122018005
because theres like 2 people here.
reminder
Why is she so ugly?
>>122018220
I want to FUCK that tranny
>>122018174
what am I supposed to see besides someone trolled with $ 10k?
>>122018220
The toll of speedrunning.
>Narcissa
>>122018324
seconding this. did he just get raided after or something?
I was here when that happened and dont remember anything about that guy
reminder that if you're going to agdq, die somewhere along the way.
>>122018324
>>122018652
series of events
>$10k donation was received with comment "get wrecked, save the animals"
>someone posted an edited picture with "get wrecked agdq" implying the money was instantly refunded
>retards believed it and posted it on Reddit getting hundreds of points
>random twitter guy is a confirmed hot pocket round these parts
>after deleting it he set his twitter account to private to shield himself from backlash
>>122019062
hey thats not very nice...
zfg is going to agdq and he is my favourite streamer!!!
>>122019147
I see, the picture needs to explain it was not a fraund after all
>>122014857
fucking kek
>>122016558
cultural marxism
>>122019248
yea it was kind of a clusterfuck cause the thread was flooded after that. the gdq twitter even tweeted about it and I think it got mentioned on the agdq stream
Reminder there are people out there who:
do not speedrun
do not post
found out about srg from agdq
read these threads 24/7
know everything about every speedrunning personality
not calling out anyone, not related to the 10k picture, just a reminder
> (You)
oh boy!
>>122011190
why is liquidxsquid on the list, he sticks out like a sore thumb because he is more of our boi than anyone
>Narcissa
I identify as a speedrunner
>>122019587
did he died?
I identify as a fascist.
I miss the Squid Clique
>>122019819
have a blast from the past
>>122019803
ummmmmmmm HER name is she
>>122019917
did she died?
>>122019917
It looks like it has a beard though
>>122020004
unless she broke her neck, no
that mud is thick but it's only waist high, it would be easy to get of and she's very calm about it, someone is holding the camera and they probably helped get out as well
>>122019891
Uhm... How can Rotty die if she's already dead??
>>122020102
>grainy lowres gif with a shadow under her chin
my first assumption is always correct she MUST be a man
Reminder to avoid xenoestrogens and xenoandrogens in anything you ingest, don't let the Jews neuter your natural identity.
>>122020348
looks like it has a moustache too though.
I'm just super saiyan senpai
>>122019891
who are these completely irrelevant not-speedrunners and what do they have to do with speedrunning
>>122020404
but soy milk is nice so fuck you
>>122020678
die degenerate
>>122020404
I know you're /pol/posting but is there actually any truth to this? I watched "The Human Experiment" a few weeks ago and it's all about plastics and humans being exposed to things they otherwise wouldn't
>>122020820
i wish i could
>>122020592
SQUID CLIQUE ATTACK!!!
>Yet another thing ruined by social justice retards
can't wait until this cardhouse of idiocy collapses upon itself
>grind monkeys are ruining speedrunning
lmfao, unoptimal 'runners' are salty af that they are getting btfo by people who can actually perform an optimized run, im fucking DYING
>>122020868
of course there is, why are you trying to associate something true with 'le /pol/'?
>>122021123
because you tacked the jews on at the end
>Narcissa
>>122021285
wasn't me, and how does that make it untrue? have you looked into it?
>>122021417
yea, and it's mainly old wasps in washington that are to blame for lax FDA regulations
reminder that cyberdemon and pvtcb are speedrunners and are immune to criticism because they speedrun, according to squid.
>Narcissa
>>122021680
do you have any proof of this being said
>>122021285
Not that anon, but you are part of the problem if words trigger you into instantly disregarding something, especially if it's an obvious joke.
Yes xenoestrogens are an issue. Just think about it.
Look up the effects of BPA and plastic on sea animals, especially near those artificial slands of junk out in the ocean. You have species where hte males are becoming sterile or literal (inb4 memes) transsexual.
Also Kekmo is drinking soylent 6x a day not because it tastes good.
Reminder to never eat anything with soy, use vegetable oil (soybean oil) which also includes anything fried at most fast food/resturaunts and never eat or drink out of plastic if you can help it.
stay high test my friends. Even if you dont end up like cosmo, you WILL get our test lowered and suffer for it. Lack of sleep, sex drive, ambition, muscle mass, confidence. Test is the most important thing to make you a well functioning male.
Every time you call Squid out as a grind monkey his nuthuggers say it's because Ape Escape has horrible RNG. If that's the case he is literally doing attempts over and over for good luck. How is that skilled at all?
Let's see Squid run SM64 or OoT and he will be exposed as the talentless grind monkey he is.
>>122021798
i believe you, but saying "the jews did it!" kind of hinders your credibility since there's barely any jewish people in politics. no need to sperg out
>>122021794
no but its spouted every thread when someone insults squid, so the same should apply to cyberdemon and crew as well.
>>122021875
y-you don't speedrun and he does!!! no saying mean things!!!
>>122021798
what if I already suffer from all of those things without any of the xenoestrogen intakes?
>>122022000
>barely any in politics
Come on man. Im not even pol and I know thats bullshit. Media is 90%, and in America might as well be the same thing.
>>122021875
hes reached the good level of play, now he has to grind out luck. think of mmx
>>122022024
but there is no reason to insult him, its all boogeyman bs
>>122021875
>le just start game over again and again and getting good luck will get you wr
Is the suicide method that slayer chose a good one? Don't have access to helium tanks, need to end, i'm not tharixer, so no lakd either
>>122022196
It is possible to have naturally low test. Also if you are in a rough spot in life, it lowers your test. Its a vicious cycle. Losing, sadness, depression, these things lower test. Losing something as simple as an arguement temporarily lowers test.
Start to lift even if its just pushups to max 5x once a day, you will notice a difference.
I know from experience, went from a soggy shemale to feeling like hulk (in spirit) after changing my diet, doing moderate exercise and fake-it-to-make it confidence.
>>122022497
>i have no response
>>122020868
I won't go into great detail, but yes. Studies observe that increased incidence of plastics (specifically, BPA) causes decreased sperm and egg counts in humans. There are other studies that show that altering estrogen or androgen production in fish can cause them to behave male or female mating behaviors when they otherwise wouldn't. The way plastic is preserved and transferred from species to species in an ocean ecosystem makes this more pronounced, but they're there nonetheless. It wouldn't be surprising if it's influencing the falling Total Fertility Rate, too.
>>122021285
>>122022000
jews is shorthand for finance - hedge funds, private equity firms, etc. Money makes the world go 'round. I understand that it decreases credibility, but don't discredit things for that reason. This is still 4chan.
>Barely any Jewish people in politics
This is just naive, though.
>>122022241
everyone is allowed to dislike whoever they want. you don't get to dictate that, nor the content posted in the thread.
>>122022479
>loss lowers test
Holy shit. Cosmo makes more and more sense the more I read these sorts of posts.
>>122022691
>le boogeyman h8 for no reason by a stream monster
lmfao
>that ONE guy who will vehemently defend squid to his grave
imagine having such a life.
Squid retweets an SJW tweet right on cue
How can you defend this guy?
>that ONE guy who will vehemently hate post about squid to his grave
imagine having such a life
>>122023305
>one
>that ONE guy who will vehemently choke on my cock
imagine having such a life
>>122023305
take your bitch faggot ass back to reddit if you want to play white knight all day, this is the way shit is done around here and has been for a long time.
>>122023613
>stream monster acting like he has any authority
LMFAO
>>122022479
damn, rough spots in life lower testosterone levels? too bad i dont really have the motivation to do anything about itand im not particularly bothered about being girly anyway
>>122023305
>that ONE guy who vehemently wants to post about zfg to his grave
imagine zfg streaming
>>122023654
>banter is no longer a thing all because squid fanboys can't take the heat
>>122021798
>>122020868
>without any of the xenoestrogen intakes
you don't understand how common these chemicals are. search for phthalates and / or endocrine disruptors on the internet, you'll find something immediately.
>>122023858
>implying you arent the one that snapped and had to take a time out to talk about banter, thus being the one who cant handle it
>>122024094
Of course wiping them out altogether is impossible, but if you live like an average person you are flooding yourself with them when 90% of them are avoidable. Its like saying smoking doesnt matter because of car pollution.
In the off chance you are implying that because they are common they are not dangerous, then I would point to the high tranny and beta rate, and low fertility rate.
But I think you just mean the former and in which case ignore that second point.
>>122022240
>>122022675
No Jewish Presidents
Senators: 10/100
Representatives: 18/435
Governors: 2/50
You're going to come back with media influence and lobbyists, but come on
>Narcissa posting slow dies
>Squid and /pol/ posting arises
ayyyyyyyy
>>122024406
i was implying that the person i was responding to was wrong in assuming that they don't come into contact with these chemicals. i know that these chemicals exist, that companies will lie about them as long as they possibly can, and that therefore its an issue of personal responsibility - even if it shouldn't be.
i'm starting to try to find ways to avoid them, but i don't really know where to start. what do you suggest.
Here's a general question, around how many times have the top speed runners beaten games they are good a speed running? Hundreds? Thousand? Have any of them revealed their count?
>>122011190
monkey defense crew already here keep up the good work
>>122024435
i didn't suggest that the politicians themselves are jewish, my friend
How do you feel about monkeys, /srg/?
>>122024843
I cook my own food in butter and or olive oil. I don't drink anything that has been in plastic. I dont drink anything but water. Carbonated water helps kick that habit a great deal.
Get one of those metal hipster bottles or if impatient or poorfag get a couple bottles of Peligrino and reuse the bottles.
Dont eat anything fried, but eat a high fat low carb diet.
Do all the above and you will be feeling like a caveman in a few weeks. Pushups every day will double the speed.
After that you can start looking into real strength exercises and you will have the desire to at that point as well.
>>122024929
probably less than 100 actually finishing the game
>>122025067
alright man
*tips tinfoil*
What's a good, informative voice-commentated speedrun that you listen to for background noise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoXQF-mg96E
I like this one. Please share one that you like with me.
>>122024929
Squid has only beaten Ape Escape twice, both were PBs.
>>122025305
Again I am not that anon, and not pol, but we need a polar opposite of tinfoil name for people that think like you.
Just because people dont blare their intentions over loudspeakers and television for you to understand, doesnt mean it has to shake your worldview so hard to suggest that maybe a few people are shady.
I bet you think Uyama is just a great guy supporting a great cause! Hello from Sweden!
>>122025494
lol
>>122025570
there already is a name: liberal
>>122025424
this is a quality video but a lot of the information is very outdated
>>122025570
I know jew is an analog for the stereotype. You're assuming I don't believe the effects of chemicals and shit, but I do. My very first post was asking about them and that original guy is the one who sperged out over me setting aside his jew meme thinking it was blinding me
>>122025305
if you're an american you have no excuse for denying this, it is literally legal in america for individuals and businesses to buy candidates.
>>122025424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvC-xlFkAOA
this was my first introduction to this game, before it was forced as a meme in these threads. it's actually worth watching, good post-commentary.
delete this thread, what the fuck
>>122025894
it's not a meme
What if you don't want to transition fully and just want a more feminine body? Does taking estrogen just make you form titties? Cause I don't want titties I want curves and a slim form
>>122026187
Nigga you already have too much estrogen.
nuke this place
>>122026294
What, how? Afaik I don't intake any
=== Important Speed Poll ===
http://strawpoll.me/5982729
http://strawpoll.me/5982729
http://strawpoll.me/5982729
>>122026294
good post but, >nigga
>>122026545
If you feel feminine, or have the desire to feel more feminine, your test is in the toilet.
>Open /srg/
>The fight against marxism is on
Is it beginning?
>>122026745
Bit that doesn't imply that estrogen levels are higher?
Reminder to sit up straight
>>122026940
no, that means that chemicals you're ingesting through food, water, and commercial products are influencing your brain chemistry to make you perform gender behaviors that don't correspond to your original biological gender.
>narcissaposting finally slows down
>squidposters take this opportunity to start posting nonstop about him again
Fucking end this general. If it's not one shit topic being discussed, it's an another one.
i wonder what caracarn is doing this very minute...
>>122026940
Jesus man. Google. No it does not. Test is there to make you masculine or it is not.
What if we changed the name of /srg/ to LGBT Gamers General?
>>122027120
thanks brother
>>122027356
Lets change it to trans-marxist low test squids say "no such thing as jews"
What do people who don't normally pay attention to these threads think when they are just scrolling through /vg/ and notice some of >our posts here and there?
Like, I know a lot of /vg/ threads are filled with shitposting and off topic posting, but if there wasn't a title at the top of the thread you would have no idea what the fuck these threads are even about anymore.
>>122027356
i'd feel excluded for not being gay :(
>>122027570
no one "scrolls" through /vg/
>>122027356
marxists out
>>122027214
no ones talking about him
Hes hackin and whackin and smackin
hackin and whackin and smackin
hack
whack
choppin dat meat
>>122027120
Reminder to sit the way you feel comfortable with and Y O G A
>>122027570
i just come here to have a good time and shitpost about speedrunners when I'm bored
>>122027730
Why do trannies say they were always a girl despite having taken pictures like this and deciding it would be a good thing to upload?
>Narcissa
>>122028169
Every time I see his face I feel better about myself now.
a day in the life of grindxmonkey
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence
>>122021875
good runner (consistent) don't need to grind for rng that long because they will get a good run when they get lucky
Is Google transphobic?
speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid
Ape 2 Speedruns
>>122028782
You told me you retired from Ape, you fucking liar.
>>122028169
>>122028598
what you have in your head is someone who gets a mediocre run, says its amazing and leaves it to get btfo later on by a good player
>>122028782
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
>>122028908
I was just messing!
>>122028782
Thanks but I don't need a notification when the stream is on 12 hours of the day
>>122020678
Real milk is better
>>122028943
it's hard to tell the difference with this shop
>>122029221
milk is unnatural
what other species consumes the milk of another species?
>>122029406
In days of slavery black women often nursed white babies
>>122029406
I'm pretty sure predators wouldn't discriminate against eating the titties if they caught a female
>>122029406
the cow milk goes through a homozation process
>>122029406
Fuck nature, everything good about civilization is unnatural
How the fuck have they not yet fixed this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmo_Wright
This must be some form of harassment.
>>122029742
wish everyone in this cap had a heart attack rn
>>122029742
fuck off uploads to imgur first guy
>>122029881
wording this
>>122029742
y they always flirtin doe
>>122029881
gonna drop a fat word on this post right here
>>122015010
Another one
>>122029769
marxists out
>>122030360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgWiMm_Nffc
above it all being real epic in squids chat rn
Marxists IN
>>122030696
he finally grew the balls to stick around after chimping out?
>>122030696
fuck off nkr
>>122030784
hes posting monkey noises in his chat
>>122030824
pretty based not gonna lie
>>122016676
Slut.
>>122030793
>thinking i would type rn
When do you think Tharixer will finally end it?
>>122029867
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Gender_identity
it's amazing how trannies can arbitrarily make up whatever they want on their pages but cis-scum can't
>>122031518
?
I am he.
>>122031597
Based you
>>122031597
based cosmo
>>122031518
Absolutely never, he simply doesn't have the balls to do so. He should fuck off to tumblr and talk himself into "depression" until he finally quits speedrunning and we don't have to deal with such a fuckboy anymore
>>122031518
>>122031834
these two posts were made by the same person
+2.1 on simian citadel
not looking good for grindxmonkey
whats this #Top5VideoGames meme?
*is now hosting you for 0 viewers*
>>122032525
its reddit
