>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
gookathon lol
Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here:
2dos
AlbinoAlbatross
Altabiscuit
Beneziaa
bjw
Caveman
cfb
Ciyon
Cptpoopfist
Cyberdemon531
Daily
Darkspinessonic
Dickoak
Duke_Bilgewater
Faschz
Headcrab
Hexade
iateyourpie
IonGravirei
Lil_duke_duke
Mr_Shasta
MyPairOfSocks
NewAgeRetroHippie
Nosraef
OvenDonkey
Pyatters
Pykn
Rebcart
Reed_Tiburon
Seckswrecks
Shunpukk
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
Studio
Sylux98
TonyOgbot
Toufool31
Unusualcook
Yarumasi
Yashi
ZachSK
Feel free to add to the list.
Kekathon
What the fuck is a rookathon
kikeathon
Reminder that ion hasn't been our boy since 2013
>>121934278
>list of people that don't belong is just a list of our boys
:/
oh shit boys nintendo direct in ten minutes
will there be any good speedgames?
>>121934861
nah
>it took 2 years for people to pick up on the cancer that is the reddithon
>>121934534
funny because i can look at all of these people and agree that they are reddit
>>121934861
its on the 12th
>>121934952
I literally never use reddit
>>121935054
You are reddit in nature, back you go
>>121934278
add (Me)
>>121935252
Prove it
>>121935449
back you go jew scum
>>121935571
You have no argument you just spout buzzwords. You're no different than some tumblr sjw maybe you should consider eating a gun
>>121934278
Theres me!! Right there on the list!!
>>121935860
>>121935449
>>121935054
>de_reddit_spacing
>>121936182
>>121935860
back to reddit
>@peaches
>>121934278
Why is this a different list than the srg hate list?
>>121936280
>>121936445
Easiest baits of my life
>>121936681
cfb just stop with your reddit spacing
>>121936681
HEH YEAH YOU SURE GOT HIM GOOD LAWL
>>121936725
Nice namedrop my friend
>>121936650
These are people who specifically still come to the threads despite having no reason to. The reasons differ from being a stream monster, being above it all, being reddit, taking donations, drama babies, etc.
>>121936852
>narcissa
>>121934278
reminder that squid writes these lists and intentionally leaves himself off
>>121936852
I dont think anyone on the Rookery besides Nosrraef and Tony come to the thread
how much bandwidth/upload speed and shit do i need to restream some streams to run a marathon? is 3mb upload enough?
>narcissa
>narcissa
>>121937331
3mb should be fine, as long as your DL isn't slow/internet isn't unstable trash
>>121937041
do you have any proof with this boogeyman post
Slayer?
xth for convenience store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1cI4D-7ykg
>>121937717
why is his head so oddly shaped?
>>121937835
have some respect for the dead
>>121937717
what is this bad meme, it reeks of monkey poster
>>121934278
fw didn't make the list
>>121934278
disagree
>>121937717
wew
>narcissa
shrimp-kun :3c~~
>>121935054
>>121935449
>>121935860
>>121936681
>>121936818
>de hippie spacing
tfw I'm the anon that pointed out hippie's posting style in that one thread
tfw it's turned into a new "who are you quoting?" and "who is we?" for cfb to post
>>121938727
What are you talking about?
>>121938396
you are reddit, literally everyone on this list i can agree with, from either being above it all to beign reddit
>>121938880
Hot damn the name drops are spicy today
>>121938727
de who spacing?
>>121938880
Who is we and who are you quoting are objectively better memes tbfh
so you want to know what'st the best way to respond to SRG? by not responding. that said, i do respond a lot because either way i'll be accused of responding. nothing that happens in srg gets brought up outside of it other than in places like squid's chat so there is no point in not shitposting if you can have a fun time doing so
hi headcrab :o
>>121939106
Daily reminder that reddit is based as fuck
>>121939274
Goodjob reading his askfm
what do you guys think of making alt accounts and shitting up small streamer's chats? or is that too /b/?
>>121939393
>triple 93s
CONFIRMED
why does headcrabbe want to be european so badly?
>>121939428
ive seen this happen to squid a few times and he gives a normal reply to them and they never post again
>>121939428
As long as you do it by yourself, go ahead.
>>121939265
Agreed
>>121939393
i fucking LOVE reddit
>>121939393
like... the sausage Daily?
>>121939517
why would someone do that to squid who is used to shitposts?
no erping in the thread please
>>121939510
It's not so much wanting to be european as it is just wanting to be anything other than mexican
>>121939597
someone under the username above it all was there today and called him a fucking grind monkey, probably too scared to do it with a name attatched
>>121939428
If you think that is making good use of your time then you should probably keep doing it. Quickly getting yourself closer to death while not interfering with more important discussions happening elsewhere.
looking forward to the passive aggressive tweets and chat messages from reddithon members about the /srg/ tweets ala cook and ion in the smash the record chat
>>121939849
that doesn't sound too great. why are you looking forward to it?
>>121934278
like I said, remove mypairofsocks and lil duke duke
they are fag stream monsters and don't deserve the name drop every thread
>>121940047
lil_duke_duke has tweeted in the past about someone in the thread calling him a nigger that steals chicken nuggets
im hoping for a similar response
>>121940047
word these are our bois who deserve to be namedropped
---=====--- OFFICIAL LIST OF SRG APPROVED STREAM MONSTERS ---=====---ben_cn
hodappt
Oktavia_Witch
Avansies
CoolHeadcrab
Slayerofbabies
Jesusftb
Mimicchest
Sighetti
Rename_
Sonofcasbah
GenericPress
Thisdude_
LazerLong
CptPoopfist
someflow
Kulus0
moephistopheles
Tyr_1
AskarAskar
Uznare
Wehttum
lil nigger nigger
>>121940287
there's no hope for you my nigger
>>121940367
this is such a y_ post
>>121940669
I don't say that word anymore.
>>121940767
based not y_
>>121939849
I learned the hard way not to make tweets about SRG but I can make some if it will entertain you for 20 minutes
>>121940767
you moved on to saying kek
that's just as bad
>>121940907
>I learned the hard way
someone tell me who this is
>>121941030
Nosraef
>tfw just two days ago /srg/ was active and now its dead again
we need another major happening
>>121941132
who is nosraef?
>>121941182
who are you, a newboi?
>>121941198
>>121941351
I'm a literal who that doesnt matter
>tfw this retard tweeted my shitpost and got 12 favorites
https://twitter.com/Nosraef/status/663968389828882432
>>121941447
do you speedrun or just monster it up
>>121941485
sorry to hear that anon-kun ;_;
good evening /srg/:)
>>121941524
I do speedrun but I am not free of stream monster sin
>>121941485
Reddit always reposts oc for internet points
>>121941428
Based as fuck. I'm registering to vote again just for this guy right here.
>>121941654
Hello friend. :)
>>121941671
well I looked you up on social media. you seem better suited for reddit in a totally non-meme way. at the very least can you stop calling so much attention to yourself and reading the thread only to repost it on twitter
>>121941964
Okay bye!
if a game doesn't have controller support by default, is it "against the rules" to use a controller to run it, or does it vary by game?
>>121942097
fuck off reddit
>>121937717
you mean witwix_in_15_seconds.jpg
>>121942498
no one cares if you use a controller. it's only keyboards and keybinding that allow you to play the game unnaturally through means like binding two keys or directions to one input
>>121942498
you can't speedrun pc games
>>121942662
>not speedrunning hearthstone
>>121942654
what game does stuff like that make faster except for i wanna be the bullshit?
>>121943131
emulating alttp and using a keyboard to input two directions at the same time is literally cheating
>>121943214
>emu
noobkiller...
>>121943467
EmuEvil
Reminder that Noobkiller chooses to run Rayman 2 emulated to compete on the console leaderboards when the real competition is all running the pc version
>>121942662
You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.
You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.
>>121943689
Reminder this his excuse was 'I run PS1 games' when he is emulating them on the machine that has the real version with competition on
Reminder that NTR went on a crusade to "expose" Squid, calling him MarxistxKek and GrindxMonkey.
Now NTR is one of the biggest Squid nuthuggers.
>>121943893
Wait...does this mean I can speedrun visual novels?
>>121942097
You are an absolute fag mate, you're a pathetic stream monster and posting /srg/ shit to Twitter is the most Reddit thing you can do.
>>121944115
those aren't even games
nkr its squid come round and we can play bo 3 zombies
>>121944117
Reddit is above 4chan. They have a /r/4chan and there is no reddit board on 4chan.
>>121944086
Wake up Cocoa! Don't let your memes be dreams!
>>121944303
This is such a Reddit tier post, the irony is fucking insane.
>>121944303
doesn't that make them below 4chan since they're such huge carefags about us?
>>121944303
>Reddit is above 4chan.
that's the point obnoxious cunt
It'd be like fags from a metrosexual bar coming over to a old-school fillerup bar. You do not belong here because this site is not something that will ever cater to you.
>>121944413
5 more minutes...
>>121943689
>>121943967
>90 seconds
>I don't have WR the post
>>121944216
Wording this
>narcissa
>>121944271
i'm grinding prestiges
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT
Narcissa is live
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT
>>121945474
>>121946439
I would (no joke) hang out with Shia and probably have a great time. He is not only /srg/'s perfect mascot, but also something we should all aspire to be.
>>121946439
is this from his own movie marathon stream?
What speed grills do you follow?
>Nosraef is a pie subscriber
gee i wonder who keeps posting about him..
>>121948421
Literally the entire Reddit Crew are Pie subs. You can't make this shit up.
>>121946663
he's a jew, fuck off and stop posting him
>>121946663
I don't want to become a meme though.
Why aren't you in Narci's chat giving her big cuddly bear hugs right now?
>>121948713
A literal hugbox...
>>121948713
>bot has to sub to cosmo to chat
>>121948501
>not subbing to our boi pie
it's almost like you're a degenerate grind monkey NEET
>>121948904
Except I'm neither of those things, I'm just not a faggot like you.
>>121948750
dang Alison looks like such a babe.
>>121948960
you're all of those things, squiddo
important speedpoll
http://strawpoll.me/5975707
>>121948750
>tfw no cronikeys gf
>>121949137
False.
>>121949241
>>121949241
>no squiddles
:/
>>121948713
jesus christ
Did Cosmo sell his channel to some chick?
>>121934278
Can we get reasons on this list, I want to know why I'm unwanted :(
>>121949241
why the fuck isnt squiddles on here
>>121949887
Nobody likes your bald ass cfb.
>>121950009
reminder that this faggot came into squids chat and talked shit about him then ran away before he could hear squids civil response.
>>121950009
>>121950305
dang i guess people were right about the only people here being stream monsters who probably dont even play video games at all
this is absolutely embarassing
>>121950390
what about the part where you called him a fucking grind monkey, then you disappeared as soon as you sent it because you were scared to see a response
>>121950490
holy FUCK
>deleting your posts now
fucking pathetic
>>121950490
hes exposing himself at this point
>>121950701
>>121950490
>>121950390
>>121950009
cutekiller....
Reminder that a stream monster under an alt called above_it_all came into squids chat and talked shit then ran away as soon as he sent the message, then he tried to defend himself in the thread after acting like a sanctuary for the stream monster uprising, only to then delete his posts after he got exposed as seen in this image
E X P O S E D
>>121950936
who cares?get shiv'd
>>121950936
how does nkr following the account mean it is him?
>deleting your pathetic posts
this is unreal
guys no need to force drama over irrelevant stream monsters when we have narc streaming
>>121951089
no one suggested that, but thanks for exposing yourself
im not nkr. how do i prove it?
>>121951278
this is just embarrassing already, stop
imagine being this exposed
>>121950490
>121950009
how is that exposing me? i saw the name and laughed
>>121951278
because i am nkr
oh no im exposed - MarxistxKek
pie, i know you are reading this. can you please just give in to your urges and announce to everyone that you are a woman trapped inside a mentally handicapped kids body? it will relieve so much stress if you just come out about it already. i feel bad reading your words on irc every night complaining about how uncomfortable you feel all the time. only you can help yourself. you have friends and family there to support you. now that cosmo made the transition, you too can make the transition along side him. don't be afraid. we believe in you pie!
>>121951605
the person on this alt is the most pathetic person who browses /srg/ with the constant monkey posts and shit like this >>121951718
>>121951605
you literally can't get more pathetic than this holy shit
Oh no i'm exposed again
>>121951737
she could be so beautiful if she just let herself shine
>>121951857
that is NOT a monkey
>>121951857
you have a problem my man
>>121948713
anybody that webm of a famous jewish comedian who had a successful sitcom in the 90s sitting inside of a movie theater but then putting his hands up looking like something is too much for him as he walks out
>>121951857
>>121951959
this is sad, if you have any self respect at all you should stop posting for a while
>>121951959
what is wrong with you
>>121951973
>going this much out of the way to describe seinfeld
>>121952049
Nothing is wrong with me.
What's wrong with you bud?
>>121952263
happy birthday squid
*logs narcs chat*
>>121951959
>>121952263
chimpanzees and orangutans are NOT monkeys
>>121952438
that is NOT a monkey
>>121952186
>read my thorough description that asked for a webm
>giving me a gif
>>121952438
>ion gets called out for taking donations through rookathon
>goes on a monkeyposting crusade
absolutely based
squid is more of a speedrunner than you monkey posting betas will ever be. stay jealous imo
>>121952438
is that ion? all fat people look the same to me
>>121952524
beggars can't be choosers fucker
>trying to divert the attention away from how thoroughly exposed you were
>>121950936
don't forget to add this if you post this again
>>121951737
he already pretends to be a girl at home. he sleeps in a little girl's bed.
>>121952692
on the other hand you didn't provide what I wanted which was a fucking webm bitch
begging someone to kick this guy's ass: >>121952692
>>121948713
i showed someone this and they said "fucking gay dude"
i unintentionally got pyatters and noobkillerroof exposed through shitposts ama
>>121952908
This is a lie because I exposed both of them.
>>121952981
then you got exposed yourself
>>121953067
That's not how it works.
>>121952794
this is one of the most depressing pictures ive ever seen
>>121953031
why did you delete?
>>121952794
>>121953209
wonder who will kill themselves first: pie or cosmo
>>121953407
streambig.net
the fuck is this autistic shit senpai
>>121953209
pie could become a lolcow if he wasn't so fucking boring
>>121953476
Why would pie kill himself? He has good self esteem, his parents love him, he's white, Christian, and not a sexual deviant.
>>121953853
>de hippie spacing
imagine being as boring as pie
imagine being as sexy as narcissa
>>121954028
what the heck man? that would be fricken bad, dude!
>>121953937
>He has good self esteem
imagine being as brainless as grindxmonkey
>>121953974
http://strawpoll.me/4986391/rxD!
>>121954151
he isnt brainless tho
Imagine being as cute as pie.
>>121954168
cfb will continue doing it because he enjoys annoying people
it's also not too hard to filter out
>censoring yourself
imagine hitting on your mom
>>121954274
>danielle
>>121954373
she looks way older than 40
>>121954274
clean out your inbox goddamn
>>121954274
why are you posting this
is there something funny i'm supposed to be looking for?
>>121952817
Bitch please, I didn't provide shit
>>121954324
There's no fucking reason to add an autism space underneath the post you're quoting, why even go through the effort?
>>121954373
both of them are ugly creatures
out of everyone exposed this year squid got it the worst
>>121954373
>40 years old
>pie is like 23-25 years old
>she had him when she was 15-17 years old
>>121954373
why the fuck is he with his mom at pax
>>121954168
>>121954324
>de hippie spacing
>>121954537
i dunno i don't do it normally, but some people do. replying to every post that does it with >de hippie spacing isn't funny. it's only good as a meme if you reply to a post that actually could have been written by hippie, but even then it's old as fuck
>>121954628
She was his ride.
Pie is a manchild who can't drive farther than his local Taco Bell.
181k hype guys! ~ (very feminine head whip)
>>121954149
tfw no p___ husbando
>>121954827
i thought he hit that yesterday. is it back to green?
>>121954628
she was the only one who showed up for his autograph signing... kind of sad really.
>>121954537
getting upset over it is far more autistic
>>121954898
Into the 181ks, but not 181000
About 750-1000 per day. Dips hardest when streaming.
>>121954987
Faggots who feel the need to manually put a space underneath every single reply need to fuck off.
>>121955049
you are autist supreme if this honestly bothers you
