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>>344377223
"GLITCHLESS"
Fuck, I wish Marco Rubio could be President
>>344377223
WinWaker BCWarrior
cosmo was always a degenerate faggot
who banned here?
reposting from last night
If you think OoT is "top 5" you seriously need to reconsider having an opinion.
>>344376989
is literally everyone in this community a mnetally ill tranny or is that actually a girl I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE
fuck she has a more defined jaw than me
>>344377378
Edgy kids are
>>344377378
3600 minutes here
for saying "nice, I remember when cosmo hit 18:10, that was a huge deal"
>>344377396
White people bald so badly...
>only 1 more day
>still not even at 800k
What happened?
>le "glitchless" xDD
There were clear rules announced you autists.
>10 grand on this shit
oh noe
>>344377396
How is it possible to even be this ugly?
>>344377378
Nope, but I keep getting timed out for no reason.
>that poor cuck forgot the decimal in his 100.00 dollar donation
RIP
>$10,000 donation from el /v/
Which of you was that? When are you doing the chargeback?
>some no name donates 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS
noteven subtle
>Everyone calling everything a glitch
i stopped watching like 2 days ago
somebody get me caught up on the dank memes
no one watching this shit right now has 10,000 grand lying around
>room is fucking empty
>one of the WORST *GDQ attendances
>going to hit a million
THEY
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
>>344377523
If you're doing glitches in a category called "glitchless" then you should consider suicide
>>344377378
2 years ago I put "ching chong" during mike tyson's punchout on wii during the gook fight
>>344377523
>defending this """""""""""""""""glitchless""""""""""""""""" travesty
>>344377523
And who gave this committee authority over what is and isn't a glitch?
>>344377401
That isn't really a masculine jaw line.
IN FACT I'm pretty sure you just said you look like a woman.
inb4 a chargeback on the 10k
>>344377491
>deadnaming
>>344377586
>glitchless
>>344377640
the people who made it up
>>344377491
3600 seconds, not minutes **
>>344377553
blame ireland
>>344377513
GDQ got boring. They hired an army of tard wranglers that tried to keep everyone in check for a show that completely relied on outrageous displays of autism.
>>344377619
I have 16,000 in the bank for working 1 year and saving up all of it.
>>344377623
Every seat was filled until the OoT run and the OoT run was intentionally put at this time so it'd clear out the room and get everyone to bed.
Step it up senpai.
>$10,000
HORY SHEIT
>10k donation from LV.
Well this is rather simple to solve, boys.
>LMarcus
>VPersson
You can't make this shit up.
>>344377623
Theres a lot of people back there
>>344377523
People didn't care, they wanted a fast Let's Play.
>Four fucking hours of zelda
Why. There's no way you can make a run that long exiting.
Ocarina of Time is a great game.
>blah blah invincibility while rolling
>twitch chat: DARK SOULS???
>>344377619
>tfw no job
>tfw only have $1k in the bank
Gensokyo here I come
>>344377738
Bull fucking shit.
I've been here all week and it's the first row that's usually filled with one or two sitting in the back.
>all these huge anonymous donations
yeah this whole event is a front to launder money
im convinced now
I wonder what the actual cost of running a 20 minute long pepsi commercial at 10pm to 130k people live and all the other views from youtube afterwards.
10k seems like a cheap as fuck price to a company like Pepsi.
>>344377378
Last year for screaming about this mutant being on camera
>>344377627
>exploits = glitches
>clipping = glitches
No.
>>344377640
The people who actually run the game instead of retarded commentators.
>pulling a 200+lb block as a 3 ft tall boy
>``""`'`'`'`'"`'`'`''glitchles""```""'';";;````
>rolls through spike thing
>no damage
GLITCHHHHHHHHHHH
had to drop that "glitchless" run after deku tree
>almost 4 hour """""""speedrun"""""""
were there any runs that weren't trash this year every time I tune in it's just boring garbage
>>344377810
Is Zelda the Dark Souls of ARPGs?
>>344377815
okay.
https://www.twitch[DOT TV]/gamesdonequick/v/76877760?t=18h31m49s
Who's your furry waifu?
>>344377845
ted cruz is looking good these days
>>344377523
The runner or couch said that they are just using things the devs intended you to use.
OK, yes they did intend for you to use i-frames, but not to use a bomb to activate i-frames then completely bypass a giant wall of fire.
>>344377815
Mario maker had a packed room dweeb
>>344377817
Still not a glitch though.
>>344377523
The point is that this committee no matter how influential in the community seem to have made most of these decisions arbitrarily because theres almost no distinct difference between these and the things being left out. Yes they made a ruleset but the rules seem silly and decided on the spot.
Why is "Cosmo" autobanned?
What if you're not even saying shit about him?
>>344377845
likes like chrischan
>>344377583
>runners desperately calling everything not a glitch
>>344377378
From the chat? If so, me.
I got banned years ago for repeating "FUCK HER" when a cute girl was on couch.
>>344377917
none, my parents didn't neglect me as a child
>>344377963
>Cosmo
>him
triggered
>>344377963
whoa stop deadnaming asshole
she goes by Narcissa now
stop being a shithead
>>344377864
>>344377898
do multiple scare quotes cancel each other out
>>344377805
did we ever find out who voiced zelda in the BOTW trailer?
>>344377898
Deus Ex followed by Jak and Daxter.
I think Dredd vs. Death was alright.
>>344377923
delete this
>>344377963
>Cosmo
>Him
BANNED
>>344377963
I don't know probably because there's ten thousand underage saying cosmos is a tranny and they don't feel like dealing with it.
why are you even using twitch chat
>>344377917
You posted this last thread, and my answer is unchanged
Why is trannyism so frequent among autist communities?
>>344377396
i guess this is how you end up when you have a voice as annoying as his
>>344377963
They should really do a speedrun of Fairly Odd Parents Breakin Da Rules. Imagine how the commentary on that one would go.
Oakarina
>>344377963
>him
>>344377803
You can, just not with this category.
>complaining about the length
Pro tip: do something else.
>>344377917
Fuck off, furfaggot.
>>344378045
the mentally ill love them some vidya?
>>344378027
>>344377898
The whole night from Doom to whatever random shit caveman ran was good.
>>344377857
Those are both glitches, yes.
>>344377963
Too much risk. Plus they dont want people detracting from the current runners by bringing up people who arent there because it makes them and the organization look bad.
>>344378012
>she goes by Narcissa now
yo is this real
ENOUGH WITH THAT SHITPOSTING ABOUT WHAT IS A GLITH AND WHAT NOT
YOU FUCKING AUTISTS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS SHIT FOR ALMOST 3 HOURS
FUCK
OFF
YOU KNOW WHAT A GLITCH IS?
IS A BUNCH OF RETARD SPERGS LIKE YOU BEING BORN
>>344378045
what i want to know is why its all mtf trannies, is ftm really that uncommon?
>>344377223
>Ocarina of Time
I'd be so happy if they never streamed another Zelda speedrun again
>>344378093
This, I'm watching something else while checking this thread
>>344378140
>GLITH
I don't know anon, what is a glith
>>344378108
They aren't and you have never ran the game.
>>344378038
I don't use Twitch chat. I'm just asking because everyone is complaining about being banned.
if *GDQ don't want any drama they should've paused that guy for saying "happy anniversary with my girlfriend". I had NO IDEA the person sitting behind him was a girl until he mentioned it.
>>344378107
>Can't read the word doom without remembering all the god awful doom shouting
Shit.
I'm scared for life.
>>344378102
Please tell you have more webms ofNick>>344378084
>>344377963
I wonder more why "Cringe" is autobanned.
Like, fuck, these shitters can't handle banter.
>>344378143
It's all mtf because it's a glorified fetish
>>344377817
Yeah probably is
>>344378164
YOU'LL FIND THE MISSING C ON YOUR MOM'S ROTTEN ASSHOLE
>>344378045
Autistic communities end up as a shelter for general losers and failures at life who can only fit in with people literally incapable of social interaction.
>>344378143
I dont know but you just gave me a reason to post this
>Glitch Hyrule
BUT ITS NOT GLITCHING
>>344378143
yea, what girl in her right mind wants to become a dude
>>344378164
>he doethnt know what a glith ith
lmaoth
>>344378143
it's really fishy
there are a fuck ton more gay men than gay women as well
>>344378187
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344378235
>not cunt
You had ONE job you fucking stupid frogposter
>>344378045
Some people are needy of attention
>play the requiem fast
>everybody claps
>>344378143
There's literally no point.
99% of trannies are only in it for the attention.
>>344378240
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>344378153
good zelda runs are fun as fuck and why half the community exists fagtron
this """"""""glitchless"""""""" bullshit is a joke though
>>344378191One frame of Nick walking past.
>>344378026
fuck I wish it was 2017 so we could be watching botw
>>344378026
No, I didn't even know that was supposed to be zelda
>>344378045
Gender reassignment is the final stage for all attention whores, the ultimate way to ask for attention
>>344378240
>girlfriend that doesn't want you to mutilate yourself
>get's laid
>"my life is pain"
>>344378314
>>344378314
HER CUNT IS ALREADY FILLED WITH MY COCK
>>344378187
Doom shouting was the most cringy shit ever. Even the chat begged him to stop.
That's a bug not a glitch :^)
>>344377378
I've managed to not get banned somehow, been watching since 2012
>>344378174
>You haven't run OoT yet so you don't know how it feels
>This is a speedrunner safe space
>waaaaaaaaah
how are you alive
>>344378271
is it literally all just different responses to low testosterone or something? why are men so much more likely to be fucked in the head
>>344378368
Shitty fucking animation...
>>344378195
The gaylord gestapo can't take criticism. Don't bother bantering in that chat anymore unless you want a permaban.
I want to speedrun donkey kong games with Plaid Girl
>>344378369
it's the old man, he's the only person nearby when "she" is talking
>>344378412
Stop posting.
In Mario Kart DS, people used a technique called "snaking".
It took an intended mechanic, drifting, and used it in a way that was not intended.
According to /v/, snaking is a glitch.
>>344378240
After awhile shit like this just makes you laugh. Better than going mad at how fucking pathetic the world is.
>>344378529
Snake?
>>344378132
I cannot tell if you're baiting or if you've been spared the horror of Cosmo's story.
>>344378506
Are you getting upset because you googled "is an exploit a glitch" and realized you're wrong friend? B^)
>>344378182
That's because he wasn't a girl, Anon.
Is this category specifically made for people that want to speedrun any% glitched but are too bad to do the skips
''uhh yeah this clipping is allowed but not the other kind of clipping because thats hard''
How much is it for glitched Pokemon Blue?
>>344378469
...
This run is a fucking travesty
>>344378529
Try to beat staff ghost times without snaking, it's intended
>>344378495
There was a drawfag who promised rule 34 on her.
Where'd he go?
glitchlessLUL
>>344378463
It might be some people's responses to what they view as unreachable goals as "being a man", similar to women looking at beauty magazines and becoming bulimic to be that skinny.
Though that might just be a small bit of it.
>>344378587
I don't get all the backlash over this run - it's not as technically impressive as the runs that practically break the game, but it's fun to just watch the game get played through really quick
>>344378587
Pretty much
The "impressive" tricks in this run are commonplace in the glitched runs.
>>344378596
Look at the arms and legs while gliding. It's stiff as fuck. No fluid motions at all.
>>344378587
Its for people who want to play the game for more than 20 minutes.
>>344378587
No, most glitchless runners are also good at other categories.
So how much did you donate /v/?
>>344378640
what in the world
>>344378584
Holy shit, go back to /b/ retard.
Whether or not something is a glitch is subject to the category.
Stop posting, my man.
>hes still pretending this is a glitchless run
>>344378717
Oh I didn't say it wasn't, you just type like a faggot.
>>344378636
Not in the way we used it, besides most WR are done during PRB which IS a glitch, taking the initial rocket boost and holding it through snaking
>>344378640
I've been here the entire time. No 34. Plaid Girl is pure and shouldn't be sexualized.
no guys... it was never a glitchless run
I..I know it sounds like a glitch but it definitely isn't
>>344378732
meh
ZFG is going to destroy these glitchless records soon.
>>344378640
Holy shit. This drawing has officially brought her into celebrity status. Just wait until she starts getting more famous and money out of your infatuation with her.
>>344378640
Probably died from laughter when you actually thought he was going to draw rule 34 of someone that briefly walked by on a goddamn speedrun marathon stream.
>2:52:50
wtf oot takes like 10 minutes, this dude is trash
>abusing invincibility frames is not a glitch
>hitting shit through a wall is not a glitch
>clipping through walls is not a glitch
>skipping dialogue and cutscenes is not a glitch
>>344378587
Personally I'd rather fail running >20 minutes worth of hard tricks than risk failing 4-hour runs.
>>344378804
I agree I've been >glitchless posting this whole time but that chest one is fair game I say
>attacking through a wall was intended...I swear
>>344378687
Agreed, I don't particularly care what it's called.
>Be bad at speedrunning
>Set up incredibly vague criteria and give yourself a 4 hour estimate
>Play through the game
>>344378858
>There's another whole hour of this
>>344378754
>glitches are subjective
there's a whole world outside of games, friend
if they called it "low glitch" it'd be fine but instead they want to pretend they're cool by going 'glitchless'
please feel free to keep getting mad
>>344378702
Yes the overall execution of the run is easier, but that just means you are expected to make less mistakes, and executing everything really well with little to no mistakes is still hard.
Why don't they just do a 100% run?
It's just 5-10 minutes longer, and none of this "is this a glitch or not" garbage.
Nabooru, I'm afraid it's been...
Seven years.
>>344378865
Don't worry, I'm sure he's got backup saves too ;)
>>344378842
women have it hard they say
>>344378570
Snake?!
>>344378815
>zfg doing anything other than 100% or a meme category
>>344378529
Glitch? No. Design flaw? Yes.
Twinrova is my zeldafu
>>344378928
nah, 40-45 minutes
thank fucking christ
>>344378942
>5-10 minutes
funny way to say an hour and a half
>>344378761
It's especially funny that they're using the ancient Japanese version because it's the one where they can execute the maximum amount of glitches. They then still have the nerve to call it glitchless while using dozens of them.
These people are absolutely ridiculous.
>>344377898
Did you watch Pepsiman?
QUICK!
Post hot speedrunners!
Im not even trying to meme but I literally cant decipher how they determine what is a glitch and what is allowable in this category. It feels like they just judged it based on how invasive or how much it lets you skip rather than the method.
>>344378956
Only women say that. Ask any man that isn't a beta faggot and he'll tell you the same.
>>344379002
saaaaaaaaaake?!
>>344378942
This honestly, even though i think 100% is like an hour longer
TIME FOR BEST ZELDA GIRL
doubles OR tripples?
>>344379015
Isn't teleporting to the end a design flaw as well?
They didn't make borders between rooms so you just clip to the end.
>>344379013
he's switching to the glitchless categories when he gets 4:14:xx in 100%
>TASBot plays VVVVVV
What the fuck is with them and their boner for this game
>>344378942
zfg is pretty much the only runner qualified to run 100% at a gdq and he didn't go. And its more like 30-45 minutes more.
OH BABY A TRIPLE
>>344379151
paid advertisement
>>344379059
>>344379084
The only reason to be in this thread right now
>>344378858
It's named glitchless because they aren't using any to skip temples. They said it at the beginning of the run. They're trying to keep a milked game fresh by changing the rules, nothing "trying to be cool" about that.
This is by far the less interesting category I've seen of OoT.
It reminds me of 100% but without any of the tricks / glitches that make that an interesting run to watch.
>>344379020
>>344379059
>>344379084
thank you
I was gone for the last three days, what's been the best run?
>>344378495
>Lazy cunt is too lazy to walk behind the projector
>>344378942
>>344379023
A 100% run on a GDQ would be around 4:30-4:45.
The record is around 4:15
this game has some top-tier moaning
>>344379184
Also to >>344378932
>>344379184
Then call it "no-sequence breaks" because the entire run has just been minor glitches back to back
mmf. Dem moans.
>>344379240
trials were really exciting
>>344379258
dem tiddys and moans.
>>344379240
Jak and Daxter
Dude sex
Pepsiman
>>344379258
She's so tall...
MY ANUS
>my anus
>>344379240
Jak & Daxter
>>344379240
the mario maker wasn't really a speedrun, but was great
Who is BEST Zelda girl?
>>344379245
rude desu
She's trying her best
I'm okay with most of the minor glitches this guy is using, but surely storing the sword's fucking power from the jumpslash isn't an intended mechanic by any stretch of the word
attacking through walls and shit I can accept, it's within the bounds of playing the game 'normally', but storing the sword's power is absolutely a glitch
>>344379343
I will never get over this.
How. Just how.
>>344379261
First GDQ? They did 100% runs when the record used to be around 5 hours.
>>344379310
>>344379327
What made it so good?
>>344379334
I dont get why people jerk off Mario Maker so much. It's just Lunar Magic but 60 dollars.
who else is hyped for pikmin
>>344379013
>or a meme category
Good thing that's what this is.
>>344379343
What's its name?
>>344379389
>Can't take an additional 5 seconds to walk behind the projector
>>344379430
car keys
>>344379281
Well take it up with the runners.
>>344377498
>white
Wait he just pressed the A button is that a glitch?
>>344379430
Old GDQ tier
Rapport between runner and couch
Runner's slow but steady descent into madness
Lots of banter
Watch it
>>344379151
I don't understand it either. Remember when a bunch of peeps played Dustforce DX and everyone went batshit crazy over it? The runner barely spoke a fucking word and everyone went insane. Then immediately after him a guy came on with a much harder game (Jumper 2) and he had to comment almost the entire time. No fucking claps for that guy and the chat wanted him to shut up. Sure he was awkward and stuttered a lot, but he also had to concentrate. People at GDQ just fucking choose when they want to be nice and supportive.
>TL;DR
Everyone at GDQ are fucking retards that have tastes in awful games.
>>344379421
I know, but that was before, and the current 100% run is much faster.
It won't take over 5 hours like the Runnerguy run.
>>344379430
WATCH THEM AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
>I N T E N D E D
>D E V E L O P E R
>M E C H A N I C S
>>344378784
PRB is undeniably a glitch, but snaking isn't. both are what made the game actually interesting (the tracks were also pretty good)
>>344379430
Madman runner
Couch outta fucks
Butthurt GDC
>>344379460
>rip off of Pokemon
http://www.zeldaspeedruns.com/leaderboards/oot/glitchless
top right, click rules.
>>344379527
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
>>344379562
Got a link?
How many frame perfect tricks are actually frame perfect.
They just throw that word around so much that I'm sure they don't actually mean frame prefect when they say it.
I can understand why you dont think these are glitches but this category just feels pointless.
>>344379520
>implying runners understand social cues
Everyone is just shitposting about how it's obviously not glitchless.
Speedrunners are so sensitive that they can't take any criticism without changing gender.
>main character can't even talk
******glitchless^^^^^^^
>>344379592
We know the rules.
They're just shitty rules and mislabeled.
>>344379528
What the fuck is he, then?
Oh god the Pikmin runner...
>>344379592
fuuuuck
never link to ZSR
>>344379592
>We're going to make our own rules on what is and is not a glitch
>We're going to use an ancient Japanese version of the game because it maximizes our glitches
>We're not going to use a newer 3DS version which patches a good deal of these out because ... because
>>344379550
>N O
>T E M P L E
>S K I P P I N G
>G L I T C H E S
>>344379523
I'm usually more into minigirl or microphilia stuff, but an amazon/mini-gts works too.
hnng
>>344379638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RylQGkoZpSE
>>344379639
OoT runs at like 24fps, it's not super hard to get frame perfect in it or most 3D N64 games
>>344379592
>THERE'S A FUCKING WEBSITE DEDICATED TO ZELDA SPEEDRUNS
>>344379639
okay so this post seems easy but this is actually a frame perfect post. Really hard to pull off
why is he glitching
>>344379691
>>We're going to use an ancient Japanese version of the game because it maximizes our glitches
heres your reply
>>344379668
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? IM LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT RUN. PLEASE TELL ME HES NOT BAILING
He just literally walked on air how is that not a glitch?
>>344379560
Proper snaking is a HIGH SPEED TURBO SKILL TECHNIQUE on those retro tracks, must have spent hundreds of hours perfecting times for the LAN 16 player cups I had every saturday. Glorious times before the Wii came out.
Thank you or whoever did for mentioning Mario Kart DS, tons of good memories.
>>344379530
It was only a half A-press. But before I can explain that, I'll need to talk about parallel dimensions.
>>344379667
>he
its just some mixed garbage genes
I don't understand why they wouldn't do OoT All Dungeons or 100% instead of this fraud category.
Calling a glitch a trick doesn't make it not a glitch.
>>344379721
Thanks. NOt sure what I'm in for but, might be fun.
>>344379781
they transitioned
>>344379742
wow no shit??
>>344379530
only if it was a half press ;)
>>344379592
>Wrong warping and skipping cutscenes
Literally doing this in this run.
>>344379786
I don't think anyone cares anymore. Just want this to end before I fall asleep.
>GLITCH THROUGH THE WALLS TO OPEN A CHEST
WOW NOT A GLITCH GUYS
is the cosmo tranny around?
WHAT THE FUCK
HE JUST WENT THROUGH A WALL
Does anyone know any good mummy jokes?
>>344379856
literally not you retard
>>344379639
This is a frame perfect pixel perfect trick with a 3 frame window
Hi, Miyamoto here
All the tricks these gentlemen are doing were intentional. They aren't using any glitches.
Also, save the animals.
>>344379773
Except it's true, you know, and you're too stupid to even try to think of a response to it. They keep saying 'developer intended'. If these things were developer intended, why are they missing in the 3DS version?
Oh, wait. Because they weren't developer intended. But by using the N64 JP version it's totally 'intended'.
every time some donator says "greetings from germany" or "greetings from the UK" I want to fucking die
>>344379343
I don't get it, what is even inside that belly. Even fatter people are round, why does his gut jut out completely?
>>344379834
People submit runs.
Chances are no 100% or AD runs were submitted, yet they still wanted an OoT run in since it brings money.
>>344379786
the developers intended for you to be able to walk :^)
>>344379917
Owl is a cutscene deal with it.
>>344379842
That's autistic as fuck.
What's next, a website dedicated to running Typing of the Dead?
>>344379927
based chink
>>344379841
WHAT? TO HEAVEN? DID HE FUCKING DIE?
>>344379892
dude
dude obviously the developers like completely intended for you to clip through walls to open chests.
i mean obviously who wouldn't think to hit yourself with a bomb to open a chest surrounded by fire.
100% what the developers intended.
Surely not a glitch in the programming that was overlooked.
>>344379927
wait didnt you die
>>344379721
Yeah, that guy started off really awkwardly. Then he found out his run was going to be shit, so in return he got based as fuck. It's a shame I fell asleep during it.
>>344379938
because the games are too different, they even have different physic, different mechanics and even different framerate ffs
>>344379927
Glad you're dead, you fucking faggot Jap.
>>344379967
Yeah just pretend that OoT isnt the most played/runned game in history and just make a silly comparison.
>Pikmin 100% run
oh neat
>trans runner
>>344379941
For some reason I haven't noticed the germany shit at all. It's like my mind phases it out or something.
>negate damage from a hundred foot fall by doing a fucking somersault
""""""ᐛᐛᐛglitchlessᐖᐖᐖ"""""
>>344380005
IE, they can't glitch and cheat as much. Exactly what I said. Now fuck off, you're not getting any more (You)'s from me.
>>344379967
a hobby has a website
so what?
glitch-less is such a stupid category
>>344380039
Pretty sure more people do Mario/Metroid/Majora's mask.
>all those M's
>>344379841
>>344379981
oh.. nevermind shes a he. meh i can live with that
>>344379963
That skip isn't a glitch. The mechanic of switching weapons every frame to have him not talk to you is an intended mechanic.
>>344380045
is it seriously another tranny runner?
a glitch is a glitch, you can't say it's only an exploit.
>>344377416
fucking underrated post
>>344380067
Holy shit this
These runners are fucking sperglords
>>344379949
They also don't like repeating categories that have been done recently unless they have been changed significantly, and both all dungeons and 100% were done somewhat recently (agdq 2015 for 100% and 2016 for AD)
>>344379892
glitchless with fucking OoT basically just means no wrong warping or ISG, you literally can not play OoT without encountering a glitch, its so terribly made at a technical level
>>344377378
I was banned years ago and still have no idea why. Never spammed or cursed or said anything mean. All I know is at the end of one AGDQ I wasn't banned and the next year I was.
>>344379527
Perfect.
>>344379917
Just now in stream he literally said "IM GOING TO VOID OUT TO SKIP THIS CUTSCENE."
>RULES LITERALLY FACTUALLY SAY "DONT SKIP CUTSCENES"
>>344379905
yeah well the devs clearly meant for that to happen
not a glitch
>>344380073
no
it's because these games are different
and many people consider the original version more fun to run
also because recording oot3d requires buying $500 capture card
>>344379927
Miyamoto-san is absolutely right, we designed bombs so that they would push you and using it to push yourself over gaps and break sequences within dungeons was obviously intended
>>344379742
There's a website for basically everything.
>>344380130
I smirked
>have work at 7am
So is it over for the year
>Fara's wind
>Time to fight Bongo
>midair bombjumps
>glitchless
Can this garbage just end already
HE WAS WALKING ON INVISIBLE AIR
INVISIBLE FUCKING HITBOXES
>glitchless
>does a glitch
>everyone claps
Yes yes, well done, glitchless runners. Well done, glitchless runners
HOWEVER
>isg
>glitchless
I just realized that the room is empty apart from the other runners that are in the block right behind the camera
>>344380114
The 2 most popular games for speedrunning and OoT and SM64, and there's a steep drop off from there.
>>344380191
thank mr edgy enema
>>344380145
Not surprising considering the entire thing was apparently coded in fucking assembly
It still amazes me that Rollercoaster Tycoon wasn't a shitheap
>>344380045
are you serious
is every fucking runner at this marathon a trap
poor bongo
>Everyone starts clapping to Bongo
>Fat guy on couch signals everyone to stop
Based
>>344380269
I don't watch speedruns outside of *GDQ. Why is OoT so popular?
I´m pretty sure to kill the boss in 20 seconds cancelling animations was intended.
>>344380268
It was pretty packed at first, but most people only remember the first few child link dungeons. Once OoT goes deeper they cant relate to it anymore and leave.
>>344380305
trans people are good at doing things quick
just look at their life expectancies
This run is now officially worse than the Trials run.
Boring run, boring runner, 4 hours long and "glitchless".
>>344380330
it's a nintendo game 20 somethings (speedrunning demographic) played when they were children
>>344380309
he looked pissed off
he takes this glitchless run very serious
>>344380330
because "muh best game of all-time"
>>344380345
Well no shit, if it wasn't an intended mechanic it wouldn't be in a glitchless run.
Glitchless is literally in the name
>girlfriend
>not on a couch
Is she a cuck?
>>344380369
B R U T A L
that girl's laugh makes me diamonds.
>>344380330
Normies latch onto anything Zelda. Probably the reason why this "glitchless" run is happening right now
>>344380305
Dude
>le current year
They had to be progressive this year. Next year is gonna be nothing but trannies, you just fucking wait.
>>344380330
that's what everyone's been wondering since 98
was the mario maker race any good?
EMILY BROOKS SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A NICE, NORMAL GIRL'S NAME. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A MONSTER
>>344380386
undertale speedruns when? (^:seeing no-heal sans first try would be pretty hype
>>344380370
>worse than Trials
lol
Nothing is worse than that.
HOYB
O
Y
B
>>344380370
And boring couch.
>>344380369
kek
>mundane Friday night now amazing
Watching this has been my most boring Friday night in a long time. Fuck you.
>>344380369
>life decisions done quick
>estimate: 25 years or less
>>344377491
are you shitting me? you can't talk about a previous GDQ moment?
>>344380386
>best game
What?
That's fucking retarded.
Three year tranniversary for Michelle?
>>344380447
yep.
>OAHKarina
>HYUUUUUP
>>344380330
OoT is one of the glitchiest games of all time and its incredibly fascinating what you can do with so many glitches. Combine that with one of the most cherished childhood games of all time and its guaranteed to be popular.
>THANKS EVERYONE WHO RAN, THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE SCENES AND THE AUDIENCE FOR SUCH A GREAT STREAM GUYS WOW THANKS
>>344380330
Well for one, it's one of the most popular and influential games of all time, and also, you've probably seen that the glitches runners use to get around are fucking crazy town banana pants retarded.
That's just a recipe for entertainment right there.
>haha you ur destroying my childhood! X3
how many times can you make the same comment?
>>344380269
Super metroid runners don't use speedrun.com and deertier doesn't have a player count so it's hard to tell but it's probably a close 3rd.
>>344380048
>hi (sorry for my bad english) ;)
>>344380370
Nothing will be as terrible as Trials.
>>344380024
I lost pepsiman run
It was good?
>>344380449
you know whats sad
I knew it was a trap from reading it, I didnt even have to ask /v/.
>oh, probably another trap, no girls are here at all
yep
brace for the twitch chat holocaust
>>344380369
Oh my lel
>>344380532
SUCH A WONDERFUL CAUSE
KICK
CANCER'S
BUTT
>>344380532
greeting from germany ;)
>>344380532
Greetings from Germany
>>344380447
as boring as it always is
such a sweet moment :)
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467952542308.webm
>>344380553
>>344380370
what about the Ty run?
Fuck this. Post the worst runs in the history of the event. I dont just mean one cringe moment. I wanna see totally botched runs that ran long or werent finished at all.
>>344380526
Influential on what?
On other games that uses the Ocarina?
pikmin soon guys, this run's only got a few more minutes to go.
>>344380369
JESUS CHRIST
>>344380369
does HRT count against glitchless
>>344380571
They'll probably just put it on emote only mode again
His girlfriend is pretty cute
WHAT THE FUCK SHIEK IS ZELDA?
Who the fuck cares about him?
>Shiek is Zelda
Umm.. spoilers much?
>>344380604
Ty run was great for keks. This is not.
>>344380615
>a few more minutes
Try half an hour, retard.
>>344380458
people have done no damage sans, just watch youtube if you want that shit you fuckin autist
>>344380538
there's also this: http://www.speedrunslive.com/races/#!/gamelist/popular
>>344380615
+ half hour of the glitch showcase because of the donations incentive
>>344380604
idk i think this is just as bad.
Ty was "pacifist" except for enemies he had to kill xD
this is "glitchless" except some glitches are ok xD
Spoilers:
Shiek is actually just_Owen_!!!
>>344380593
Holy shit. Why the FUCK would say this on a major stream? I can't imagine the thing on the couch wanted him to do this.
Good fucking grief.
I remember once when we were doing the game, a programmer asked me what if someone wanted a world record and the animations were too slow, so we designed gameplay around you being able to cancel animations to kill bosses in a single cycle
>>344380369
SAVAGE
>>344380684
use legacy
>not adding new rules to get the werl rekky
>>344380369
sweet jesus
>look at the schedule
>3:53 PM Aladdin
>doesn't even say what console
>>344380458
Undertale really should have been at this marathon, regardless of what you think of the game it has a very well established speedrunning community and would bring in a big audience.
Why they had to load the schedule with shit no one would ever care about is completely beyond my comprehension.
HOW COME ZELDA GOT BIGGER TITS WHEN SHE A KID
>>344380532
Greetings from Germany! It's really great to see you guys raise so much money for such a great cause! I used to play this game as a kid and it's awesome to see you destroy my childhood. Save the frames, Kill the animals. Let's kick cancer's butt!
>My goal for 2016 is to be top 10 in every OOT category
kek
>>344380664
WHAT THE FUCK
>>344380685
few = more than a couple
dumb fuck
>>344380563
Mediocre at best. The crowd went wild because it was Pepsiman. Nothing new or interesting that you wouldn't learn from watching a YouTube video or something.
>Glitchless
>Glitches every couple of seconds.
>>344380370
It's not fucking prime time anymore. They specifically do long runs at night to pad time
Why are you even weak
>>344380458
agdq 2017. Toby blocked it for sgdq but said agdq 2017 would be fine.
>>344380664
>he autistic faggot white guy who can't find a white girlfriend so has to settle for a gold digging yellow fuck
>>344380447
yeah
>>344380702
>except for enemies he had to kill xD
and all the ones he killed when he forgot, which was literally constant
>>344380691
different if it's first try on a live stream, autist
>>344380571
Same. And same with Protogirl, too. You can usually tell from the names that try way, way harder than they ought to to say, "Hey! You! Look! I'm a girl! Don't hit on me, silly boyz! ;)"
It's a really sad state of affairs when all of these trannies we're seeing are so predictable. It'd be like if all gay men were flaming faggots with a lisp.
>>344380718
>New rule
>You can only speedrun with your feet
>Any other speedruns are now invalidated
>>344380330
Normalfags like Zelda.
A lot of people played it in 1998.
People discovered a shiton of glitches, strats and other crazy stuff.
After Quake and some SNES games, it was one of the first games that got speedruns.
>>344380705
Wow that's a big spoiler wow!
>>344380734
It's only not at SGDQ because the dev is being a huge fucking jew.
>>344380593
oh lord the degeneracy
>>344377805
>Ocarina of Time is a shitty speedrun to watch.
Why the fuck do "glitchless" category with two dozen allowed glitches? What's to debate if something is a glitch?
was the glitchless part an incentive?
please say yes so this faggot is never allowed to run again
>>344380710
What's this, a heil for ants?
this is what the pikmin runner looks like
isn't she cute
>>344380773
>Toby blocked it for sgdq
can developers do that? also why would he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBowvMbwbIk
Reminder Clint Stevens is the Zelda king, literally cucked ZFG out of 1000s of viewers and subs and went full savage on Siglemic
>>344379258
>on her knees and link still is only bellybutton height
>>344380808
one trap got FOUR runs
meanwhile
other people had runs rejected for sgdq
>equality!
>>344380872
>""""""""""""""""she""""""""""""""
>>344380369
>That trans that was making Dolphin killed himself
That emulator is genius, he truly did something good with his life. Why the fuck did he comit suicide?
>>344380773
>blocking a game people own from being speedran for charity money
???
>>344380872
These trannies dont even bother to look like a woman
>>344380872
whats with these low effort trannies in the speed run community?
thats just a guy with long hair
>so fucking tired
>upset I'll miss the Pikmin run
>upset I'll miss the tranny shitposting
it's just not worth it, bye
>>344380684
>Click all the pictures of numbers till they go away
>They keep coming back in every tile like 10+ times
>Finally clear it and it tells me im wrong
>Switch to legacy captcha
>Its like trying to read olde English written by someone with Parkinsons on sandpaper riding in a moving car
>>344380883
He said he didn't want to spoil it for new players.
>>344380872
where are you finding this shit.
also she's honestly not that bad.
>to those saying they want to pick up their cartridges and try out the tricks demonstrated here tonight, I'd say good luck, because you're going to need it, normies like you can't do the glitches that i'm doing, which requires skills and dexterity the likes of you can't even BEGIN to imagine having
What did he mean by this diatribe?
>>344380872
Can't wait until she starts talking and sounds like the manliest guy there
pokemon go done quick
>>344380913
Because they are full of mental issues
>>344380883
because ofspoilers
is a dude in makeup with long hair even a tranny anymore? Are they even trying?
>>344380964
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he googled the runners name
keking hard at the fatty on the couch
>>344380913
Blame the SJWs encouraging mental illness. As someone who's attempted suicide I know it's wrong, but unlike "trans" no one would tell me to adopt a mindset that I cannot consciously adhere to.
>>344380872
>this is what I'm staying awake for
jesus christ
>>344380985
get a marathon runner and a rally driver, all set
>>344380827
keys!!!! xD I'm so random *holds up spork*
>>344380834
I didn't know that.
Toby Fox is fucking retarded.
Reminder Witwix is fucking this 10/10 while he 'speedruns' games like mario 64 and donkey kong country 3 for his millions of cucked subs. What a fucking alpha.
>>344380883
>>344380920
The run was completely removed from submissions not just rejected. Spoilers apparently https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/750472072418263042
>>344380964
In comparison to ProtoMagical'Girl' and that abomination during Fallout, not really. But >she still looks terrible
>>344380874
tis is suicide
>have to shit
>mom isn't asleep yet
what do i do lads
>>344380895
>There are people STILL defending clint after getting btfo by zfg and quitting
>>344380904
Who?
Emily Brooks isn't doing 4 runs.
>>344380883
>>344380920
see >>344380834
>>344380961
>>344381018
That's such a giant load of bullshit. He just doesn't want it to be "spoiled" because no one will want to buy it for themselves after watching it ran. He only greenlit AGDQ '17 because it's after the next big Steam sale and his game will be old news by then.
>>344380964
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>>344380872
I hope protomagicalgirl and her friend the hotpants are on the couch for that
>>344380961
Couldn't they, you know, not watch the run?
Not like you can't look up the ending on youtube.
>>344381120
>you now remember that one time Witwix requested his couch be entirely females
>He didn't even know any of them
And it's pretty interesting, because we thought, what if we made walls physical BUT we let players go through them using these precise inputs and chest animations? It's been fun, all that lateral thinking we did when designing the game.
>>344381049
i did that too, he went way further in the sleauthing though.
>>344381138
why dont you have a shit bucket?
>>344380895
Beautiful. That shit is simply glorious.
>>344380604
the Ty run was at least memorable. Haven't seen someone mess up an incentive so hard before, then become hysterically embarassed.
Trials was just a movie-length Let's Play ad.
STORE HAMMER DAMAGE
TO THE FUCKING SWORD
NOT A GLITCH???
HOW
>>344381128
I've been doing it since OoT started and am not yet dead
>>344381120
>that
>10/10
LOW TEST
>>344377237
>>344377237
>>344377237
>>344377237
Don't make new thread just use this one after bump limit
>>344381120
>fat guy dating ugly girl wearing far too much makeup
checks out
if I was a rich sellout streamer id get a better gf desu
>>344381179
Exactly. He just doesn't want to lose shekels.
>>344381205
waited too long to empty it so it got filled with wormies and ants and i had to chuck it over the fence
>>344381120
Has these threads scarred me forever or why am I 100% sure that ''''''''girl''''''' packs atleast 5 inches below the waist
>>344377237
>>344377237
new/old
>>344381167
Hard to fault him for that. Uundertail depends almost entirely on playing blind, or mostly blind.
>>344380957
>>Switch to legacy captcha
>>Its like trying to read olde English written by someone with Parkinsons on sandpaper riding in a moving car
newfag detected
>>344380913
Because she had an ailment that caused her chronic, physical pain, and it was incurable. That's what's she says anyway. I mean we know it was actually because of transphobic shitposts on /g/. IT. IS. KILLING. US.
>>344381167
>by then
It already is
>>344381268
Well too bad, I made a new one :)
>>344381368
>>344381368
>>344381138
shit in corner and hide with towel
>>344381240
>he didn't store damage to other weapons first time through
How did you even finish the game?
>>344381412
have fun with a dead thread faggot moron
>>344381384
also wasn't the fucking main Dolphin dev, I thought he just did bug testing
>>344381412
Quit making two threads. This is the fourth time.
>>344381179
The average twitch user is not very smart. They would rather spoil themselves than miss the memes on chat.
>>344380702
This is different than Ty because Ty runner just didn't do the pacifist run. This is literally what the community agrees is a glitch less run.
>>344381402
Apparently not enough for him to give it a decent discount despite already having made a killing off it.
>>344381356
Then own up and say "I don't want my sales to tank because no one will want my meme game after seeing it played because it has 0 fucking replayability" instead of "I'm doing it to protect the fans. :^)"
>>344381412
You're a huge fucking mongoloid.
>>344381412
Then you're a faggot, and admitting to being one in a grand fashion. Con-fag-ulations.
>>344381240
Dude the devs intended for you to do damage lmao do you even play games
>>344379113
Not sure which game you are talking about, but probably?
>>344380684
>not having a 4chan Pass
>This trick is frame perfect
>The frames that work blah blah
>frames
These autists just call everything frame perfect so people will be impressed, huh?
>>344383095
Yes, exactly.
>>344383095
You don't play a lot of fighting games huh
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