Now: OoT
Next: Pikmin
Later: Trauma Center: Second Opinion
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Is Ruto best girl?
>Glitchless
Oh boy another hour of ABSOLUTELY NO GLITCHES!
>>344377336
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Glitchless""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344377486
do multiple scare quotes cancel each other out?
>$10000 donation from /v/
>>344377403
2 hours remain
ded thred
>MAXIMUM FUCKING HYPE MARIO MAKER BLIND RACE
>Boring as fuck zelda shit we've seen a hundred million goddamned times
The juxtaposition is really jarring
>>344377237
>there are people defending this """"""""glitchless"""""""" speedrun.
>>344378413
glitchless has literally never been in a marathon and is nothing like other oot runs
>>344378576
Except this run isn't even glitchless, so even after this we'll still be saying glitchless has never been in a marathon.
>>344379437
Haven't been watching, what glitches have they been using?
I stopped watching after Pepsiman, how'd they get to 760K already?
>>344380987
anonymous donations
G L I T C H L E S S
MY DICK IS READY FOR PIKMIN
LETS SEE THAT 0 DEATH RUN FAGGOTS
>>344380987
"donations"
DUDE
HE'S FUCKING DOING HAMMER DAMAGE WITH SWORD
HOW IS THIS NOT A FUCKING GLITCH?
Such a beautifully well crafted game. So many hidden tricks the developers put in.
nth for this glitchless run sure is entertaining
this guy misses at least half of the shots he takes
>>344378413
>caring about mario maker lets play bullshit
kill yourself, its not even an actual game, its just a fucking level creator
>>344381381
people like you are what's killing video games
>>344381352
obviously if the developers didn't want him to do power crouch stabs they wouldn't have made a mistake when programming the game
>>344381352
It's not a glitch because he fucked it up and didnt even execute it
>>344381352
It's just a prank, dood
>>344381352
actually it's probably the least glitchy """"intended"""" thing he's doing this run
crouch stabbing in OoT always does the same amount of damage as the last thing Link swung, including deku sticks and the hammer
/v/ is so young they don't even know what is a glitch
Why is greetings from germany a meme?
keking at this foolish runner
>>344381204
He/She/It has videos on youtube as well.
the fat one on the couch looks like he'd make a good cuddler
>>344381352
Just a little easter egg bro
>>344381352
It is, its even glitcher when they do it with biggoron sword.
This must be the legendary glitch fluid, only a glitch when it feels like it.
>>344381461
>People can just say whatever they want is intended
>Devs overlooked something so its intended
remember when egoraptor destroyed this shitty game?
What went right?
>>344381352
Literally no reason. The rules for this category were voted on. Dunno if anyone's posted them yet:
http://www.zeldaspeedruns.com/leaderboards/oot/glitchless/rules
>>344381461
>it's not as glitchy as crouch stabbing (whatever that is) so it's not a glitch
Instead of clipping walls all the way to the end of the game, I'll just clip rooms one at a time. That's not glitching.
Why has this run raised so much money? It's boring, glitchless, and the donation reader makes it near-unwatchable.
Is this the power of Zelda fans?
>>344381547
remember when egoraptor destroyed his shitty life?
>>344381472
Because almost every single donation comes from there.
>>344381352
Damage storage is working as intended
>>344381523
Wait, you can't do the same? What a fag kek
>>344381565
you mean "fat guy settles for ugly girl with way too much makeup on"?
what went wrong? everything
>still ocarina
>>344381576
dude i played this game when i was 8 and it took me A HUNDRED hours to beat and this guy is beating it in FOUR wow save the animals
Is wavedashing a glitch, /v/?
>>344381565
Clearly nothing since he's such a fucking liberal asshole. He's also a sellout.
>>344381583
I think he's doing pretty okay
>>344381576
>boring
true
>glitchless
kill yourself fag
>>344381501
Man, I wish someone would do an easter egg-less run to show some real skill!
How many trannies are at GDQ this year, 4? 5?
Why are you supporting mental illness, /v/?
>>344381576
Some of that money was for the glitch exhibition.
>>344381535
Some of these things were fixed in the N3DS version too. But that version doesn't count because it's "too different".
Fucking retards. If you want to do glitched runs, fine, do them. Don't make up this arbitrary bullshit, and say it's not a glitch because the 'developer intended it' when the developer obviously fixed that shit later.
>>344381604
no because I don't use glitches
you goddamn cheater
>>344381662
(you)
no
>>344381574
anon it is crouch stabbing
crouch stabbing is when you hold up the shield and press the sword button
>>344381535
my point wasn't that it was intended, it just isn't very glitch-like
>>344381629
>fat guy
>settles
>fat guy
>settles
also jen is
>cute
>likes video games
>not obnoxious
>drinks a lot
>likes video games
what more do you need.
fuck off.
t. witwix.
>>344381472
Because Muslims have their own donation policy
>>344381640
almost over famalam
>>344381565
whats his job?
hot dog eating competitor?
>>344379857
any glitch that they've deemed "not a glitch" in their 2000 page legal document on OOT glitches
Why doesn't his Mirror Shield have the star and the crescent moon on it?
Who /not enjoying this but feel obligated to stay up and watch it finished/ here?
>ganon's barrier disappears with a slide whistle effect
>>344381662
yes
did he say those enemies look pretty trolly? they're clearly fucking lizards, jesus christ
Clarification:
Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard
Allowed Techniques:
-Power Crouch Stabbing
-Roll invincibility
-Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
-Shield dropping
-Using broken deku stick
-Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Damage boosting
-Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
-Damage Buffering
-Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
-Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
-Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
-Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
-Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
-Opening flaming treasure chests
now stop crying
>>344381804
it's a zelda speedrun, what kind of commentary were you expecting?
Is there an arcade or hack and slash block or something? You know, why don´t we see actual fucking fast games.
>>344381751
yeah, he's a fucking whale
also girls that wear a pound of makeup are ugly as fuck
imagine how horrible it must be for her to give head to a fatass. ugh.
this is kinda why I feel bad for escorts.
>>344381778
Fucking me. /v/ is the only thing that's keeping me from blowing my brains out.
>Let me just save this hammer-crouch-stab so in the future, using my sword does hammer damage
THAT IS LITERALLY A GLITCH.
>>344381804
That sounds like a glitch, you should probably submit a bug report to nintendo.
Once I was drinking with Miyamoto-san and he asked me what was the most obscure mechanic we could add to the game, so we allowed players to skip half the dungeons using bombs to evade obstacles and jump gaps
>>344381772
Because this is 2016
>>344381838
>passing through the back of a door through one room is fine as long as it's not every room
>>344381778
always
>you will never raise your cats in a speedrun household
>>344381594
hi (sorry for my bad english)
>>344381772
the what now? are you a muslim?
>>344377237
Malon best girl.
>>344381772
OoT ver. 1.1
>>344381838
Did the developers intend you to do it? NO?
Then it's a glitch. The developers wouldn't have wanted you to do pretty much any of these. Kill yourself.
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Curse of Issyos
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>High Tier
Super Mario World
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Pepsimeme
Demon's Crest
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Catherine
Actraiser
Hagane
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion (Shilling)
>>344381838
how does one get on the zelda glitchless committee? there are a couple of my favorite glitches i need to have allowed
>>344381838
Yes anon we know a panel of 'OoT experts' created rules for the category. Were just saying some of these decisions on what is/isnt seem completely random and arbitrary.
>>344381887
Can you ask him if teleporting to the credits 37 seconds into the game is intended by the devs?
>>344381873
INTENDED
MEHCANIC
>>344381930
in the world of OoT yes
in general no
>>344381751
so whats worse
being a sellout? or being a fatass that only is liked in his hugbox chat?
-lick licka lick lick licka lick lick lick-
>>344381953
this
>>344381873
Nah, I remember at Iwata's funeral, Shiggy mentioned it was intentional.
gannondorf live a hell of a life
play organ and look up the dress of zelda so u can play with ur other organ
>>344381951
missed the ty run what was wrong with it?
>>344381838
They were Japanese players, by the way. The Western players basically just went "okay" and took the ruleset. So the name "glitchless" isn't really accurate either, because it's a Western name for the Japanese run.
>>344381902
But that is literally my life.
>>344381951
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck
what did i miss here?
>beat ganon with a bottle
NERF BOTTLE
>Green blood
SHIT VERSION OF OOT
>>344381864
>also girls that wear a pound of makeup are ugly as fuck
literally the opposite. the more makeup, the better. i hate basic bitches that don't try to clown it up. look good for your man. jen is an ideal girlfriend in every way, and also makes money on the side as a godly streamer. idc i'd rather have her than some dumb bitch that's gonna leave me once my streambux dry up.
>>344381949
yet they are allowed in a category called glitchless. are you going to cry now?
>>344382056
Liar.
>>344381975
Yes my son, it's a developer intended system to allow us to internally see who could beat the game in the most expedient fashion.
>>344382065
What game?
>>344381964
>>344381964
This guy gets it
>>344382056
>>344382074
Autistic runner, ignored donation incentive, acted condescending, ignored developer donation and then immediately insulted game. The list goes on and on.
>>344381951
>Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
they ran this and i missed it? fuck
>>344377237
How do they decide what is a glitch or not. What is the reasoning
>>344381951
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
What happened?
GAME EXPLOITS ARE NOT GLITCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fell asleep at the start of the zelda run
>just woke up
did i miss any memes besides >"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344381951
>SotN in high tier
kek
>>344381951
You forgot Link's Awakening
>>344381751
Hooo boy, did you just use your real name anon? Did you forget where you are?
>>344382107
you know, if I was rich off 8 year old autist donations, I could do a lot better than some ayy lmao girl
but hey, some people are just dumb
>>344381962
>see
Fuck you, the hammer damage type swap isn't on that list.
>>344382173
>don't worry guys I'll pay one (1) dollar for every time I ignore this self-proposed 4k donation incentive
>>344382061
they should call it slant%
>>344382168
They somehow believe the developers intended some of these things to be done. They use that as a justification that it's not 'really' a glitch.
>>344382221
Just some preparatory """""""""she"""""""""" posting for the pikmin run.
>>344382221
nope
apparently glitching through walls arent actually glitches
and skipping cutscenes arent glitches either
>>344382107
>he thinks girls will stay around to fuck a fat guy if he isnt rich
LMAO
Didn't this guy say 3:38 was his best?
He's fucking shitting it up here.
I remember the look of Miyamoto-san's face when I showed him that you could store the power of an item interrupting animations to give your sword extra strength
He asked me how would players discover that mechanic and I laughed and said I didn't know, it's there for the pros
>>344381751
>shilling for a literal sellout
what about that EB:Z run :^)
>>344382227
I forgot it. The runner's actually a really nice guy.
>>344382173
"Pacifist run"He killed like a fuck ton of enemies
>went to a bar
>had drinks
>got a number
>game still going on when I get back
>>344381951
>Star Wars: Jedi Academy
AWESOME
dude was just lovin life
>>344381951
Add this OoT run to Trainwreck.
>>344382336
kek
shit need screenshot of kissu
I don't think I've watched any of SGDQ this time around. I've usually had KHgames to get me in, and then I check it out more, but I've been paying little attention to the schedule.
>>344382168
Think about crouch stabbing. Say you ban it and say no one is allowed to do it.
Then in a run someone does a jump slash followed by a crouch stab. Have they abused the glitch? That's something a casual player could easily end up doing. If they stab twice have they abused it? Three times? etc etc.
The only way to get rid of that uncertainty is to allow the glitch.
>>344382363
The Jedi Academy run was really fun to watch. That's how you do a live speedrun.
>Zelda "kisses" and pushes you through a wall, that's not a glitch, because I'm not the one doing it!
>>344382317
You do realize they're in love, right? Also Jen is not that cute, she's just slightly above average and does wonders with makeup. You would think she is a model in some of these pictures.
>Kiss
CUTE!
>>344382416
wasn't fast enough, sorry
THE KISS
>>344381751
cosmo has literally fucked his entire life up with hormones, and he STILL isnt as pathetic as witwix.
that says it all i m o
>OMG THEY KISSED!!!!!!!! So Cute!!!
>*shlick* *shlick* *shlick*
>>344382419
Nice blog, fag.
>tfw no Narcissa
>>344382442
me on the left
>>344381751
i see you're as insecure and defensive as always
but good job fighting off anonymous internet bullies
>>344382373
it's just boring, maybe snooze tier. nothing notably horrible.
>>344382001
I agree, best ever is pic related.
>>344381951
Gimmick is always fun and looks like a really good game. I always forget to play it.
>>344382173
TLDR: People donated 5k for a pacifist run incentive. Guy says fuck that. Donates like $50 to 'make up for it.'
>>344382421
If they use a glitch, it's no longer a glitchless run. They have to start over from the beginning, as they invalidated their run.
why did everyone laugh at what that guy said
>>344382442
>"""""""they're in love""""""""""
>I can't use any deku sticks here because It's a glitch
>he literally fucking used deku sticks on the 1st boss
What?
>you will never kiss Zelda.
>>344382419
Same. Watched maybe 2-3 hours only. It's all the same stuff and it gets boring fast for me now. Especially having to listen to that cringey donation readers throughout.
>>344382442
her forehead should have its own zip code
>>344382421
>You can accidentally cheat, so I guess that can't be a rule.
Then don't call it GLITCH-LESS.
>All these plebs don't know about stored damage
How did you guys go the whole game without figuring it out?
>Kiss
LEWD AS FUCK
>>344382490
it is very important
>people think storage is a glitch
>it is but not in a sense of a normal glitch
GLITCHLESS
>>344382527
It's nice to see that you put zero thought into it. Very well done.
3:38 IS MY BEST TIME
LOOK AT MY 3:43 (AND STILL GOING)
>People use this trick to have their sword in glitch runs
>I'll do the same because reasons
G L I T C H L E S S
>use glitch that stores mastersword damage when you aren't supposed to have it
"""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""
>>344382587
sorry, i don't play awful games, famm
IT'S OVER
>>344382421
Actually, that's not the only way - Intended% in fact just doesn't allow crouch stabbing (so that's the other, equally extreme option)
The category is still misnamed, calling it "glitchless" is confusing, unless you include the quotes.
Who /wouldhavetopiss/ here if doing a 4 hour run in front of a bunch of people?
>>344382604
Please educate me what a "normal glitch" is.
RATE THIS GLITCHLESS ZELDA SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS GLITCHLESS ZELDA SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS GLITCHLESS ZELDA SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
>>344382692
Glitched/10
>>344382553
>working full time this SGDQ
>watch a fair amount but work and stuff get in the way
>today find out my hours are getting cut back to part time, the day before marathon ends
Well fuck you too
>This was the glitchless run
Don´t you have any shame, senpai?
>>344382486
PLAID GIRL??
>>344382692
-10
WEW I HOPE YOU LADS ARE READY FOR SOME GLITCHES AFTER THAT VANILLA RUN
>next is the glitch exhibition
you mean the run was the glitch exhibition
its fucking done
>>344382615
How is it zero thought? If you say you're going to do a run without cheating, you do it without cheating. If you cheat, the run is invalid. It's just that simple.
>>344382692
"""""""Glitchless"""""""/10
okay, it isn't TOO dead for 2 am
>>344382692
"5"/10
>>344382692
glitched/10
>>344382692
there were glitches, category invalid/10
>>344382692
3/10
Those two points are just for the shitposting potential.
>>344382692
0-10 using some glitches and was dreadfully boring
WE JUST HAD A GLITCH RUN
REEEEEEEE
>>344382692
WitWix Raid/10
>>344382692
literally didn't pay attention/10
>>344382692
PUT IT WITH TY AND TRIALS.
0/10
>>344382692
10/10
I thought that run WAS the glitch exhibition.
no million this year folks, unless they rigg it
TECH CREW HARD AT WORK
>>344382692
Honestly, 3/10
>>344382692
Glitchfest/"""""""glitchless"""""""
>>344382635
HAMMER DAMAGE IN SWORD
GORON DAMAGE IN SWORD
MASTER SWORD DAMAGE IN SWORD
WHILE HAVING NONE OF THE ITEMS
NOT A GLITCH
THE DEVELOPERS INTENDED THIS
>>344382692
2/10
I actually wanted to see what a glitchless speed run would look like, and this was simply full of them. I guess I want to see their "Intended" run, which should be fucking called their glitchless run. They need to rename this.
>>344382692
8/10 run
10/10 cringefrom the autistic bitching in these threads
>>344382692
Glitched 10/10.
What about a Team Fortress 2 speedrun? It would be less boring.
what happened to the anime posters?
Me on the left, with foot on the chair, feels good to be chad
>>344382421
That's a good point, if a fairly basic mechanic in the game is inherently glitchy I guess there's not much to be done.
>>344382869
tf2 is dead. overwatch is better
>>344382692
cons:
boring
glitches used
most overrated/overplayed game and 4 hours of it
pros
no/minimal cringe
1/10
glitchless should just be playing the game as intended, fast
not all this shit
>>344382889
got bored
>That cunt taking two chais
Any good runs happen today?
>>344382692
Didn't watch / 10
>>344382865
You forgot to store your rating number to make it 100/10
>>344382692
fraud/10
>the developers intended this bug
What did he mean by this
I haven't watched since the Mega Man run with Caleb (barely watched it actually), have I missed any super dank memes? I was here for tranniversary btw.
>>344382635
n-no i-it's totally possible that you'd do a jump slash at that totally random location and then only damage ganon via crouch stabs in a normal run
>>344382869
Depends, is the babyface blaster banned yet?
>>344382817
Nah they always make it. They'll probably get a $100k in the lead up to Super Metroid alone
>>344382857
The glitchless category should be called "no major skips'.
This would've been the original Any%. Then someone found the big warps, so that became Any%.
oot speedruns are fucking retarded.
>>344382938
Super Mario Land :^)
Who is that pedo touching the little girl?
>>344382456
I forgive you my son
>>344377237
>Emily Brooks
oh boy, can't wait for the mass shitposting about trannies
wow, that's a lot of glitches, what a run wow
Moreseriously i missed every run since that delicious ratchet and clank yesterday, any good run to goback to ? How was mario maker
>>344382960
Stop looking at your stupid phones
This is your Christmas present (female).
Wow, woke up just in time for the jrpg day
1,5 HOUR """""SPEEED""""RUNS HOYPE
>never seen a glitchless run before
You still havent, faggot.
>>344382869
>>344382913
Updating TF2 today was a mistake. Valve is trying to turn this shit into some e-sport because muh DOTA.
nobody gives a shit about these glitches
>>344383027
what a nice bitch
>Glitch expedition
So, time for a normal run then?
>what this guy is doing right now is "glitches"
>what the other guy did before is not "glitches"
what?
I was getting into aonumaposting but I'm glad this shit run is over at the same time.
>>344382635
this is an intended mechanic by the devs themselves, what do you understand
this wrong warp is a warp mechanic intended by the devs just "exploited", we good its glitchless
>>344383027
is that cosmo post transition?
didn't we just watch a bunch of these glitches in the glitchless run?
>>344383027
Why do white women look so old?
>>344382692
2/10
only worth watching live for shitposting and chat
>fucks it up
>i-its, uh, frame perfect
>>344382690
glitchless runs are avoiding glitches to skip parts of the sections of the game in full. glitchless runs are able to abuse glitches to still play the game as normal (for the most part)
normally a glitch is used to abuse a bug in a game to skip sections of games but what hes doing is abuse them to progress things faster. he could have been doing entire skips on dungeons, but since its glitchless he still has to play them and get the keys and such.
using storage to store mastersword damage in the hammer is a glitch, but doesnt allow it to skip a bossfight, only make it go faster
as you can see now in the stream this is what a normal glitch run would use to make things progress faster.
its fucking stupid regardless because the LoZ runners are really fucking autistic and have to designate legal and illegal glitches to abuse even though theyre all glitches
>>344381348
just watch, nobody will be talking about the actual game because a tranny is running it
>>344383041
>Diet Coke
>>344383096
gross, why does so much gay porn have acne riddled assholes
>>344383096
p cute 2bh
>>344382692
-3:43:55/my life
>>344383096
i love it when my balls get squeezed
i wonder how it'll feel like to have another guy's balls on my balls
>>344383080
If you join their autistic community you'll be able to decipher their maze of rules. Like how "oh, but this cheat is easy for anyone to do, so we won't count it as a cheat!"
40k for 30 mins of glitches most have seen before goodnight /v/
OoT speedruns should be banned
Fuck this trash every single fucking year. It sucks and everyone has seen all the tricks already. Learn a new game or stay home
>>344383102
she looks like she'd make a good housewife. that's all you want
>has a vagina
>isn't fat
>cooks and cleans
if you have higher standards then you will end up with your own cosmo wright
>>344383154
How to spot a virgin
Why do they call slowdowns "lag"
look at me jumping back and forth like a retard! it's a frame perfect trick, even though it has a 6 frame window!
>glitchless run had more glitches than the glitch exhibition
you cant make this shit up
inb4 he showcases some glitch that was used in the "glitchless" run
>>344383096
>>>/b/
Get the fuck outta here, faggot.
>>344383102
White people start to look 50 once they hit their late 20's because of their skin.
WTF
>>344383096
source?
How was the glitchless run? I left
>>344383193
Most girls dont even have shaved assholes
:c why is my gf hanging out with this alpha nu-male
UREH
How do people even find these glitches?
I can just see some turbo autist sitting there for hours doing all kinds of stupid shit until he finds a glitch.
>>344383331
you caught it just in time, it's on right now
>>344383331
It was shit. You've seen it before and it sucks
>>344383331
Not glitchless.
>>344383331
full of glitches
>>344383331
It was fun
>nasal laughing into the mic
so what's the point of this shit?
>look at how far i can go up!
>>344382692
1/10
Would be 0 but the runner isn't an autist and I didn't really cringe. Just really, really, fucking boring.
>>344383331
Lots of "exploits" but no "glitches".
>>344383378
>glitches
These were all developer intended
>>344383135
Thats the worst part.
>This glitch is ok
>This one isn't
It's how you end up with a million fucking categories for games.
Any%
Any% No OoB
Any% Glitchless (but glitches are allowed)
Any% True Glitchless
100%
And a slew of garbage in between of various restrictions.
Speedrunners are retarded. 2 categories for every game, Any% and 100%
>>344383331
about as glitchless as a bethesda game
>>344383412
Exhibiting glitches
Retard
Saw some people earlier saying they were excited for Trauma Center. Is this actually a good run or am I safe to go to bed?
>>344383351
fuck off witwix.
>Glitching out of the stage
Who programmed Ocarina? Todd?
FUCK THIS TRASH GAME I JUST WANT PIKMIN
What's it with N64 four-legged spider enemies and glitches?
>>344383521
Tranny pikmin?
OH WOW A LOT OF WATER TEMPLE KEYS
IT'S NOT AS IF YOU CAN'T JUST CLIP THROUGH WALLS AND NOT HAVE A NEED FOR KEYS
EPIC
BUT FIRST
>>344382521
it's insanely hard, get ready for it to kick you in the balls
>>344383451
>Game has been out for 100 years
>everyone already optimized them to the highest degree possible
>gets boring
>start a new catergory
>find out new stuff to do
That's why they make more categories, to have more variation.
everything he says ends in a question
fucking spergs
fell asleep during the Mega Man block - what did I miss?
>>344383537
4 small different position spots>1 big one
Its all about optimization, even if it means fuck things up.
>>344383351
behold the attention whore in her natural habitat
she clings to streamers with money, and once they run out she finds a new host to mate with!
Why are they holding hands like that?
>>344383572
those are glitches though
the tricks he's doing aren't
>>344383451
Some games are fucking boring in any% and need a glitchless category
i.e. Sonic 06 and that one pokemon game where you can just do a glitch at the very beginning to skip straight to the end credits
>>344383537
Easy to model and animate.
>>344383451
>Any% Glitchless (but glitches are allowed)
>Any% True Glitchless
This is the part which I just chuckle at. If you're going to say it's glitchless, it should just be that. The first category there shouldn't exist. It's just an any% run at that point.
If you glitch, run over, start again. You've invalidated the whole process. These autists have already spent hundreds to thousands of hours doing this. If they fuck up their run 2 hours in by accidentally using a glitch, that's their bad. Time to start a new one.
>people who end every sentence with an upward inflection
is that tokyoboi on the couch? I can barely tell.
oh he save warped, we saw that in the glitchless run
>>344383608
Mega Man is a shit series, so nothing
>leaves to take a shit and a bath
>still playing zelda
Jesus.
>>344383646
Oh crap. I forgot the developers intended you to have 1,000,000 keys.
>>344383451
look i speedrun Megaman X6, X4, X5 Legends 2 and Wind Waker.
If youre going to abuse a glitch, its not glitchless. sure if the game is just broken then sure go ahead and abuse it if its that easy (ie no setup) - like shield sheldon's powerup in x6 and zero just fucking everything)
if it requires setup like storage, its abuse. if it just fucking works like that because of programming issues and engine issues, then go for it
any% and 100% runs for each (fuck wind waker 100% runs for real. that pictobox sidequest is just the worst)
>>344383608
me banging your mom lmao
>UHHHhh
lewd
>>344383582
Then make meme categories and not thisn gltichless (but actually not) bullshit.
>>344383493
nothing better to do than shitpost on 4 Chan while i wait for my favorite Pikmin runner to break that glitchfest open wide
>>344383687
hey i just took a shit too
maybe we're shit buddies
hmmmm
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
TRIGGERED
BANNED
>>344383654
I unironically think it it's the tell-tale sign of some kind of social disorder
Also,
>ay-POH-nuh
Fucking trash
you guys are really really really going to like this one
>masturbation joke
He banned
is the Pikmin runner a tranny too?
>if you look at link's hand he's having a good time
BANNED
ABSOLUTELY BANNED
OOT and MM should be banned at least for a whole year( meaning they won't be in either AGDQ nor SGDQ) they are long as fuck and we already saw them a fuckton of times, give it up already, if you want to speedrun Zelda try the other games.
Look at Zelda just floating in the air being very slow.
This will be epic for Zelda """glitchless""" slowrun!
>cant even be funny and lewd with that glitch or banned
fucking gdq what happened to you
>I call this glitch this way even when i didn't discovered it
>mfw N64 kids say it's better than the PSX
>mfw all of their games are broken glitchy mess
>>344383768
Every girl you've ever met is a one.
>>344383435
What? I dont see how these are dev intended.. at all.
>>344383654
>Aussie women
>>344383803
But if my mom is a tranny how did she give birth to me.
F-A-G-G-O-T-S
so glitchless
>>344383768
there's a candy in her hair
YO WHAT
>>344383745
why are all of them holding hands?? did i miss something there?
>>344383802
>All PSX/PSOne games are glitched because no Z-Buffer
>Long load times
>Etc
>>344383807
It's a meme you dip
>>344383737
Is pikmin very glitchy?
>>344383830
Surprise, your adopted!
>>344383027
Can I have the presents behind here instead?
>>344381352
Do you not realize how common this is?
>>344383841
It's fine, the balls aren't touching
gay ass shit LMAO
>>344383841
i didnt know that was there either...fuck i gotta play this again
>>344383802
all games can be broken
also
>PSX
even though this is right AND wrong to call it, it still baits me so fucking bad
>>344383835
>not storing emergency candy in your hair
>>344383831
I didn't even fucking notice this.
Why are they doing this?
this is the most epic run ever
>>344383841
Wait, was that hole always there?
WHAT THE HELL
these glitches are lewd
LEWD
>>344383906
he hammered it
>>344383650
>waaah my shitty speed game has a credits warp and thats dumb
Fuck off then ya cheeky cunt.
Speedrunning is about going fast. Period. End of discussion.
>>344383875
only in the speedrun community, holy shit
BUT FIRST
Why are the couch holding hands
That's LEWD
>>344383906
yes
>>344383875
I N S I D E M A N
>>344383893
What part of faggots didn't you understand?
>>344383889
>not storing master sword damage in your hair candy
yoooooooooooooo
>>344383831
>>344383875
>>344383915
What did they mean by this?
>three and a half fucking hours of OoT
>next up is pikmin which I get to miss because I have to sleep for work
Fuck you and fuck this bullshit
>>344383947
lewd games done quick when?
>>344383987
cheeky cunt
>>344383997
ZFG discovered that one what, 3 years ago?
Most stuff here was already shown a lot.
YO WHY ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS
>>344383875
Wait, why are they fucking holding hands?
>>344383831
>>344383841
>>344383875
>>344383915
Did they explain why they're doing this shit?
Aren't their hands sweaty?
>tfw still have to finish OoT
I skipped watching this run because of that. I beat the forest temple and just got burnt out. The forest temple was great though.
>>344384008
source to this blank image
>>344383608
Super Mario Maker was pretty good.
>>344383961
I don't know, I don't speak biggoted and ignorant language.
Why is everyone on the couch holding hands
>>344384000
WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP THEY CAN OVERCOME ANYTHING
>>344383947
I want to hold hands with you, anon.
>>344384032
Theyre in love
They've become self-aware.
SOLD OUT
>>344383863
No, it's just about micromanagement and doing your best to get the most out of every day.
>>344384005
>working on the weekend
lmao wagecucks
We should have just gotten this instead of the Glitchless run... although this is just exhibition, it's not like Trials or Tetris were any better in that regard.
>>344384050
Orgy
>>344384037
>I beat the forest temple and just got burnt out.
Fucking casuals.
>>344384063
fucking WHORE BITCH SLUT
>>344384005
>three and a half hours
You mean 4+ hours.
>>344384048
Yeah, i guess is hard to speak with a dick in your mouth.
whats with the fags holding hands?
>>344383451
you're forgetting the most underrated category: Low%
>>344383863
No, its a speedrun about thinking how manage everything at the same time and do most stuff in day 1.
>>344383875
Goddamn, saw the pika hat and thought Axe went homo
i'm a 5'7" 160 pounds /fit/ guy who has anxiety issues and is a virgin
would you hold my hands?
>>344383875
>Runnerguy and Axe are holding hands
Love is a beautiful thing
>>344384079
That's silly. Boys can't love boys.
>>344384000
Is Houjuu Nue the greatest toe ho?
>>344384158
>manlet
kys
dude my hands are swearing just watching them hold hands
do you sweat when holding hands?
Why are you guys making fun of them?
>>344384158
i don't hold hands with manlets, sorry
>>344384158
>5'7"
l m a o
>>344384158
Shoo shoo hungry skeleton
see you all in therapy
>>344384217
Definitely the greatest ZR.
Who is this literally who
Why are all those dudes holding hands
>>344384158
Are you a trap?
tfw video games bore me now
CUTE <3 COUCH <3 COUPLE
>>344383875
A lot of autists don't learn the line between little kid shit and normal adult behavior. Not an insult, just a fact.
>>344384289
yeah man
>>344384158
FUG OFF TRIHEX
>>344384227
yeah... i'm a manlet, which means easy gains
>>344384187
That guy's a scar-blur combo with axe cosplay
>>344384008
DELETE THIS
>>344384296
Is it a bad tranny or an actual guy?
>>344384268
>5'7"
>160 pounds
>a skeleton
Nigga is fat as fuck
>>344384216
This guy gets it.
>>344384312
smug + lewd!
>>344384268
>5'7"
>160 lbs
>hungry
???
How big are you?
This is fucking boring.
>>344384404
Americans are always hungry
ITT: princesses of speedrunning
have to be at least a 6/10 to apply. no dick. no big tits. no fat.
>>344384425
they're holding hands, you faggot
how is this boring?
>>344384456
>no dick. no big tits.
Awww shucks
>>344384456
NOT THE PHOTO I MEANT TO POST
you rock KappaPride
Whats the appeal in watching the same games run over and over when you've seen all the tricks, routes barely change if at all, and its usually the same people doing it?
I watched a ton of these from 2013-2015, but I feel like I've seen it all already
>>344384539
Too late
have you ever held a girl's hands, /v/?
>>344383650
Lots of games have various categories for not using wrong warps or skipping entire sections oob, the issue is when the categories are both unclear in definition, "glitchless" , and arbitrary, X is ok but Y isn't because reasons.
IIIF YAAAAAA SMEEEEEELL
these puns are rock solid
>>344384573
Not a normalfag, so no.
>>344384539
>gums shows while smiling
>>344384119
Like got bored burnt out not stressed. The game is not hard by any means although escorting that bitch through the inside of that fish and that boss was pretty lame.
>>344384456
>No big tits
Dropped
>>344384539
Chun Li Thighs
>>344384573
YA MY OWN LOL
>>344384573
yeah i danced with a girl once
ENOUGH ALREADY
>>344384573
Yes
She hated it
>>344384602
WHAT THE ROCK
DONGgo
lmao!
>>344384559
Theyre not showing them to you. They're showing them to people whose this is the first GDQ and to people who donated to see these glitches.
why the fuck are they all holding hands? are they all gay?hot
>>344384671
IS COCKING
Tedboafld3 : MY MOM JUST DIED WHAT DO
Orbisekai : HEY
Igotabanana : MLG PogChampo
schommes : KOBE
GogglesKitty : OhMyDog RURURURURU OhMyDog
Treks1337 : DatBoi
xCosmicHero : \ KappaPride /
Thetruenicholasmed : KappaPride
SQUABLY_ : ?OH *** WADDUP?
BackgroundPone : HEY
what did they mean by this?
>>344384645
V A N C O U V E R
>>344384728
they're comrades, brothers in arms
>>344384783
brothers in arms and dicks in butts?
>>344384763
delete this
HAHA TIME FOR TRANNIES
lel, they're wiping their palms on their hands
they're fucking sweating
>>344384763
KappaPride FOUR KappaPride SWORDS KappaPride ADVENTURES KappaPride
Should I start taking hormones, /v/?
>oscar speech after 30min of videogames
>>344384567
Once.My only female friend and I were walking outside and it was raining, so I was being nice and holding the umbrella, you know. We started messing around, and she kept insisting on holding the umbrella. I said no, because it was my umbrella, but she wanted to hold it anyway. So, she put her hand on my hand and held the umbrella. Eventually, this evolved into more of a real hand hold with interlocked fingers and everything, but it was more like a three way because there was an umbrella there.
>>344384728
Up Next: Steamy Hot Boy Sex - Any%
>>344384783
Its supposed to be brother in arms not in hands.
>>344384853
Kill yourself, is faster and less pain.
>>344384836
in a hour after set up time
>>344384853
No need, just drink 9 litres of milk a day
And so link fucking became the terminator
>>344384853
Yes
I guess the master sword wasSold Out
>loli zelda loves the big black gauntlets
TRANNY TIME
Remember when Cosmo ran at AGDQ
Remember Siglemic
Remember Trihex
I want to go back
has /v/ never seen a gay couple irl?
i wonder what /v/ will say about the next run
i smell loliposters
>>344384878
>not 100%
>>344384843
I'd be sweating too if I was holding two boys hands
>>344384763
>Tedboafld3 : MY MOM JUST DIED WHAT DO
Poor guy
>>344384863
Did you rape her?
>>344384763
ANELE Brussels ANELE
>B-b-but /v/ told me witwix was fat.
it's called dadbod and girls love it
You won't disappoint her, right?
>>344384882
Nigga I don't want to fucking die
>>344384916
This quote seems oddly fitting.
>>344384926
>You'll never obliterate loli Zelda after saving the world
>>344384539
solid 7
>>344384863
did you guys date?
>>344384918
me and my bf ;)
>That framerate
dat 4 FPS gameplay
These fuckers are playing around adblock
why am i watching a frog ad
>>344384967
>literally begging for viewers by guilt-tripping autists
>>344384967
><3
confirmed tranny
>>344384967
>she
>>344384948
Yeah
>>344384990
No
>5 fps
>>344385002
>>344385003
only on the PCâ„¢
why would you use 3 fps footage in an advertisement
Ah, très cinematique!
>>344384967
>her
Inb4 man voice and he doesn't even try to hide it
>>344385018
nigger it's a part of the video
adblock isn't magic
>>344384918
when i saw your dads faggot
>>344384970
oh fuck are we hijacking GDQ with LoGH like we did 6 months ago?
>>344384918
Now that you mention it, I've seen lots of lesbians but almost no gay men. At least, not holding hands and being flaming and obvious.
>>344384967
Bitch was literally saying how her run would suck and that we should not watch her yesterday, fucking attention whore
>>344384719
so the answer is, there is none
Everytime they play an ad, I just listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WLn7z5x2Rg
>>344384990
The girl or the umrella?
>>344384934
whats that lewd animation with that pic and the heart eyes?
>$700k+ and they still can't fucking afford good PCs for VR
I want to see Pikmin.
>>344384967
>her
You keep using that word....
ALL OF YOUR DONATIONS GO TO SOME FROG SO HE CAN MAKE MINIATURES OF WHEELCHAIRS
TOP KEK
TRANNIES ON THE COUCH
TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
TRANNY OVERLOAD
>>344385038
What? How did you fuck that up?
She probably likes you.
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
>Pikmin All Parts run
Too bad the runner is missing some parts
>those two cuties in the audience
ho boy
>>344384916
I don't. GDQ is much better off without those faglords.
>>344384967
no tranny pls
auto-timeout words I've seen so far:
>triggered
>pedo
>cosmo
>WinWaker
>whisper
Will DSP ever seriously speedrun?
>CUTE
>GIRLS
>ON
>COUCH
>Female runner playing pikmin
Literally haven't seen a good run by a female
>>344385150
Nice one, Kyle
>>344385102
bible black
ohboyherewego
>>344385135
CHARITY
FUNDED
VR GAMES
>Pikmin ran by a woman
Aaaaaand dropped
See you fucks in 2 hours
>>344385149
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?No
maybe it will be a girl this time
what is this boards fucking obsession with car parts
>>344385094
holy fuck
thats the first game i have a memory of ever playing
SPEEDRUN OF FEMA CAMPS WHEN?
It's 4am but Pikmin is my favorite gamecube game of all time
Fuck yeah pokemon stadium
NEW
>>344385192
>>344384967
At least he got 2 people to stay
GET YOUR FOOKIN SHOES OFF THE COUCH
>>344385037
>>344385131
>>344385064
I would like for this meme to end.
THICK GIRL ON COUCH
>>344385190
>>344385190
>>344385190
YOUR ONLY FUCKING CHANCE AND YOU FUCKED THAT UP!
SHE WAS INTO YOU!
You have autism or something?
>>344385179
Literally haven't seen a run by a female
Oh fuck no, edo is back.
*BREATH IN*
BOI
WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEE????????
>>344385184
no no it was a flash in wapanese
zeno something or other
>>344385187
But anon, it's not a woman
>>344385170
>whisper
Why?
>>344385179
>he doesn't know
you should be able to guess by now
So what's with Pokémon Red? Schedule shows 4 people on it, is it a race?
>>344383080
Are you actually retarded?
>>344385170
>nigger
>faggot
>gay
>grill
>trap
>tranny
>TriHard
>VapeNation
>hitler
>>344384967
>her user image
why did you have to remind me?
>>344385259
Well, we're still friends.
She's dating my best friend though.
TRAN DETECTED ABORT
ABORT ABORT
>>344385282
nigga just started smelling his own shoes
i see that lil nigga beside him browsing /v/
>>344385306
Emily (male)?
>>344385282
skechers covered in blue saran wrap
get with the times grandpa
>>344385179
>female
anon...
>>344385170
not TriHard?
>girls outnumbering guys on the couch/playing
where am I
>>344385305
fuck if I know. two more:
> trap
> grill
not "girl," though. Just "grill."
>>344382537
You're very bitter aren't you kissless virgin
>>344385282
this nigga styling to be moonman the hedgehog
Would you guys mind start commenting gameplay instead the gender of the runners.
>>344385435
you dont know what they are exactly
>>344385179
And you never will.
>>344385513
>Gameplay
There is none right now.
>>344385435
Pikmin is an easy game that even women should know how to play. I hope.
>Glitchless Rules
>Banned Techniques:
>Going through the roof of the Gerudo jail with Hookshot or Longshot
what
Is that a legitimate girl speedrunner? No phony-baloney transition nonsense?
>>344385102
Not sure what you're referring to, but I believe that pic's artist is Zankuro. He has a few animation CG series.
>>344385435
TRANSLEVANIA
okay which of them are girls???
>>344385514
oh my god i'm so sorry
what are their patreons ill donate right now
>>344384361
I wouldn't really say that's 'fat as fuck'. It's not a skeleton, but hardly 'fat as fuck'.
Why is that man wearing a skirt.
>>344385435
Wait a moment, bro
Did you just assume their gender?
A FUCKING WII MOTE AND NUNCHUCK
>>344385653
>Zankuro
thats it anon thanksforgive me for my autism
>>344383884
No it's just wrong, the PSX is a PS1/dvd recorder combo
Chair won't be able to hold.
>>344385373
Your best friend swooped in on the pussy you were too stupid to take. It was literally in your hands.
>people actually hate witwix
I think he's pretty funny
>mfw subscribed
>>344385662
howling
>>344385907
Maybe he's allergic to fur.
>>344385732
N-no... I just meant female presenting!
Don't dox me please
MAN VOICE
What the fuck is this thing?
>emily brooks
>cracking male vocie
>it's speaking
Fuck's sake what is with this agenda ruining EVERYTHING GOOD
<message deleted>
>Stopped watching stream, it's on second monitor
>Hi my name is Emily
>looks over
>looks like a girl
>sounds like an absolute dude
So you can just come in drag now eh
>THERE'S TWO OF THEM
>NOT
>EVEN
>FUCKING
>TRYING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What the fuck its that playing
>that voice
>look at the guys
>wait who's-
holy fucking shit
>five men on a couch
WHY NOT JUST PLAY WITH A GC CONTROLLER.
I thought that voice was coming from the blue guy on the couch
Sausage festival, abort the operation immediately.
>>344385991
Bitch would be better with a cat then his hopeless ass. Dumbass if you're still in this thread take a fucking chance every once in awhile you colossal coward.
HI EMILY
>>344385790
internally the PS1 executables are called "PS-X"
its really stupid but every PS1 rom you open up will show you this as well so SDK and hardware wise call it PSX, even though it's just PlayStation (or PS1/PSOne)
I know the PSX is a PS2/DVR machine (which used the XMB which is nice i guess) but who cares when the hard drives cant be repaired or replaced while theyre also ticking time bombs
Even Edobean is ignoring him
>"how much money was donated to save the animals?"
>ignored
based announcer
>Not even trying to sound feminine
EMILY kek
>1.30 hours of this cracking voice tranny
"Thank god I don't have to listen to this nervous uncharismatic guy off screen whos counting down for much longer"
>It's the tranny running the game
SAFESPACE ENGAGED
>Text is banned again
Epic that didn't take long wow.
They turned off writing in chat again
At least the other two chicks are cute
>>344386329
>wii version
that triggers me the most out of this
Who is that cute girl playing?
bans for all!
>>344386468
What's wrong with the Wii version?
>>344386504
Emily "Big Mike" Brooks
Why do their twitter accounts always look like this?
the roasting was too much
>>344386504
Emily Hausadhik
>emotes only mode
>chat starts spamming BCWarrior
>>344386453
>again
Fuck what i missed
>>344386607
Mental instability
>>344386574
fuck the Wii version
thats whats wrong with it
Gamecube > Wii
Only reason it's okay is because those gamecube component cables arent cheap and Wii component cables are cheap as shitspeaking of which i need to pick some up soon
>>344386607
Because they all follow their originator. WinWaker
>BCWarrior spam
hhahahahahah
>>344386637
Fallout 3
>>344386607
mentally unstable
>There's a emote with a man in a wig
>>344385662
fuuuuck hahahahahahahah
Freedom of speech :^)
>>344386687
Well, you can play GC games on the Wii
but what's wrong with the Wii Version of Pikmin?
Fuck this shit, I'm going to sleep. Goodbye.
>>344386607
Being trans isn't a real thing. It's a side effect from being mentally unstable and seeing how well women are treated and how the person is ignored
>>344386804
THEY'RE BANNING EVERYONE USING IT
twitch is literally overdosing on bluepills
>>344386904
it's on the wii
7 year olds should not be watching this
>EMOTE ONLY CHAT
>PEOPLE STILL GETTING BANNED
Why are speedrunners falling for the tranny meme?
Hey guys I just got paid so here is a little something for charity! Being male is my all time favourite gender and I can't wait to see these runners destroy it. Greetings from Germany!
They won't allow the emote with the sleeping streamer
>>344386838
Haha holy shit theyre spamming it
>>344386949
chat has already adjusted, finding other dodgy female emotes
shitposting always finds a way
>>344387013
> emote that just has the word 'dude' getting banhammered
>>344387021
Because of WinWaker
Emote only mode and the tranny still gets mocked, kek
>>344387021
They're trying to speed run through mental breakdowns
I think the bans are just from postlength, haven't seen any from just which emotes are being used yet.
>>344387021
Speedrunners and trannys sare the same trait of being mentally fucked beyond help
>BCWarrior TwitchRPG WutFace
>Banned
I GOT BANNED IN EMOTE ONLY MODE.
>not watching pinballjoe instead
>>344386904
>wii version
>controls fucked despite feeling more natural
and >>344386994 this
Haven't they had trans runners before? Why are people freaking out like this is a new thing?
is that actually a tranny or is it memes?
>>344387558
tru fax
>>344387558
You have ears, right?
>>344387558
just look at xem
>Have to show support on the couch for your transitioned brother and his friend
>In front of 98k stream viewers and an audience
>>344387556
The fact there are so many more now makes it stand out
Wii confirmed for the mentally ill
>speedrun
I'm pretty sure I play Pikmin faster than this.
>>344387556
It's fucking funny
>>344387652
yes? Did you know people mute streams when they aren't watching them sometimes?
>>344385435
>girls
>>344387790
No. I meant listen to his voice.
heh
>>344387778
im ready to fucking load up pikmin in dolphin right now and play with intense slowdown at 19fps and do better than this
also
>wii version lets you throw farther
GEE ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO RUN ON THE WII AINT IT FAGGOT
i want to yell at them. theyre worse than the ketchup steak bitch
>>344388142
I mean you can still do skips on GC.
The wii verison is technically more impressive, but thats only because the controls suck major dick.
>>344388142
But anon your WORLDRECORDS wont 'revert' her mind, it doesn't work his way.
>>344387379
BANNED AGAIN, 24 HOURS THIS TIME
BCWarrior TwitchRPG WutFace
>>344387936
these fuckers are getting creative now
>>344388408
THEY STILL HAVE A DICK I CAN KICK SO THATS FINE WITH ME
>>344388394
i know but the point is the ability to throw farther is a big issue
that and they clearly dont plan these runs well
Uncanny really how being transexual seems to go hand in hand with being a complete disaster