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>>344373030
>glitchless
>uses glitches anyway
>>344373030
>Glitchless
CALLED THE FUCK OUT
>the fat asian chick is still announcing
we're truly in hell
Also they're basically admitting they're using glitches right now
CALLED OUT
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female:"big penis$"
ALL THE CATEGORIES ARE ARBITRARY
its not a glitch....................... from a certain point of view
this damage control LOL
6th for question cutting right through this glitchless bullshit
bugs =/= glitches
they are exploiting bugs, not glitches
DU DU DU DU DU
I'd rather watch Kripp play Snorestone than this bug free letsplay.
>>344373030
>glitchless
Reminder that this category is literally arbitrary
>The developers intended for bombs to boost you through the air
Nigga no they didn't.
I HAD THE STREAM MUTED
WHAT WAS SAID THAT CALLED HIM OUT
there is no way in hell the devs intended on you beating the dragon by spamming bombs in one hole
Reminder all categories are arbitrary, and this one is the worst.
Allowed Techniques:
-Power Crouch Stabbing
-Roll invincibility
-Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
-Shield dropping
-Using broken deku stick
-Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Damage boosting
-Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
-Damage Buffering
-Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
-Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
-Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
-Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
-Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
-Opening flaming treasure chests
Banned Techniques:
-Infinite Sword Glitch
-Megaflip
-Ground jump
-Hoverboost
-Superslide
-Hovering
-Crossing Haunted Wasterland as child
-Rescuing the Carpenters as child
-Going Out of Bounds
-Going through a wall
-Getting the Big Key in the Shadow Temple without Din's fire
-Stepping onto an outer wall of area (e.g. early Shadow Temple)
-Diving with navi, ocarina, bottle, or magic items
-Flame storage
-Reverse Bottle Adventure
-Getting the Gold Scale as a child
-Something except for a sword on B (excluding normal circumstances like riding Epona)
-Changing items into bottles
-Wrong warping and skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
-Catching something in a bottle during a cutscene (e.g. early basement in the Forest Temple)
-Using a bottled item to hold down a switch
-Ocarina Items
-Z-slide
-A-slide
-Going through the roof of the Gerudo jail with Hookshot or Longshot
-Getting Zora Tunic without blue fire
-Falling through the green slimy thing with a fairy in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Skipping the "trials" in Ganon's castle
-Dying while standing on a switch in order to skip pushing a block onto it
-Dying with a fairy to damage boost Link to an otherwise unreachable ledge (e.g. boosting up to the switch in the main room of Dodongo's Cavern)
eh
rehhh
>having to explain yourself every two minutes
This is how you know your category is shit.
>>344373136
>the fat asian chick is still announcing
Are you talking about edobean? Because I want torapeher tbqh
Watching /v/ sperg out over semantics is more entertaining than this run.
100% would have been better
This announcer is fucking B A N N N E D
So what are you guys REALLY doing right now.
I mean, I'm pretty sure we are all half paying attention to this shit.
My got... after thousands of hours of being exposed to OoT I never realized that she used DekuNuts to flash Link.
My life is a lie.
>>344373106
For you
>>344373106
What's your favourite Judy webm?
>hookshot into it
>spam a
>the devs totally intended this guys!
>The devs intended for you to i-frame thru fire walls to skip puzzles
Speed runner logic
>>344373235
Donator said "What is it that makes this a glitchless run as opposed to a glitched run?"
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS INTENDED
When's Trauma Center? That actually sounds fun.
>>344373282
fellow /srg/ poster? sup dude
>>344373274
She reminds me of my ex kind of.
All you losers who can't understand the distinction between what is or is not a glitch. This really isn't that hard to wrap your head around.
>>344373367
Dang
Thanks anon
>opening a chest underwater using a hookshot glitch
>not that important so it's allowed lol
I N T E N D E D
D E V E L O P E R
M E C H A N I C
>>344373239
>>344373232
theres so many points where the developers didn't intend for what this fucker did this whole time
the fact theres skips tells you all
fuckin insecure speedrunners
This is so fucking bori
>Speedrun marathon
>Have four hour run that is slower because "glitchless"
>Uses glitches
>But only certain ones
>Is slow
>And boring
Why is this allowed?
>>344373340
I'm actually browsing /v/ right now. They have a thread up about SGDQ, you should check it out.
>>344373239
His explanation made no sense. None of this shit is intended by the devs. He should've just left it at "we decided minor glitches are okay, but wrong warping and other shit isn't".
>>344373428
explain that last skip then
>>344373106
>>344373351
>>344373356
>>>/b/
You missed the meme race for a couple of hours.
Tell me bout the tasmanian tiger incident, what happened
>>344373243
>-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
>-Using broken deku stick
Why wouldn't you be allowed to do these?
>>344373232
>being knocked back by a bomb is unintended
so i understant that the devs intended for you to stay in the same exact place after an explosion?
What are you drinking while not watching this run /v/?
/v/ino here.
Legitimate strategy.
Why didn't they name it "no major glitches%" ?
>>344373467
Renamon
L I T E R A L perfection
>>344373382
>they didn't want that to happen
I can understand not wanting to show any% again especially since the fastest strat isn't consistent, but I don't see why this run is in over 100% or MST.
>>344373508
guinness
>>344372839
NEVER fucking post shitty inflated reaction webms in my presence again.
>>344373340
drinking and really trying to grasp what these guys consider glitchless
Reminder that people who get upset over this category are crybaby virgin faggots who really need to take the sticks out of their asses and just enjoy the game... even if it is just a massive steaming pile of dog shit.
>>344373508
Crown Royale
>>344373363
I agree with them that that one isn't a glitch. The developers intended for iframes to make you invincible and not take damage or get knocked back.
>>344373523
Not as catchy
>>344373523
I want to impregnate Taylor Swift
>2 more hours of this
>want to stay up for the pikmin run
JUST
>>344373402
pics?
>>344373030
They've been exposed. This will surely be their downfall.
EH REH
EH REH
EH REH
>>344373508
Boulevard
Can someone tell me what the runner is doing that is an ACTUAL glitch?
I don't understand how hitting hit boxes is a glitch...
>>344373467
Fidget is mai Waifu
>>344373495
>Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
This is just what he did, aka use the hookshot to open a chest you shouldn't be able to.
>>344373586
Go fap.
>>344373469
there was a donation incentive for a pacifist run
it was met
the runner constantly killed shit anyway
They probably told the announcer to read off more meme donations now.
Which Crimson Demon would you semen.
I WANT TO FUCK THE POE SISTERS
LISTEN
"""Glitchless"""
Holy shit just do the "glitched" run ffs no one wants to see you beat the game "Glitchless" in 4 hours because you didn't perform 20 out of 50 glitches.
>>344373523
or
>we choose which glitches are ok and which are not%.
>>344373428
>Runner himself has called them glitches
Accidental or not, that is pretty revealing
I don't understand that meme.
>>344373642
I want to marry and impregnate Megumin
>>344373538
Did 100% get super broken and awful or something? Why not just do 100%?
>>344373508
Water
Which is the better speedgame?
you can consider all categories for your answer
>>344373642
Dorkness
"""""GLITCHLESS"""""" RUN
>>344373546
>those terrible artifacts
Did you fucking make a webm from camcorder rips?
>OOT any% WR is 10 minutes now
How?
why don't they just call this "no wrong warp/no OOB" or "all dungeons"? those are categories lots of games have
>>344373467
Zoroark
>>344373239
The devs intended you to hit hitboxes. Hitboxes existed during that fight.
You guys are trying way too hard. You aren't clever or intelligent.
>>344373523
to make it seem impressive
>>344373686
They've already done it and the best runner is mortal enemies with Uyama
The rest are half an hour behind or worse
>>344373402
Then I would rape your ex, anon.
>>344373656
they have to do that no matter what
>>344373698
I think zelda is shit so 64 senpai
>>344373243
The fact that they called it glitchless is just retardation. Why not call it 'all dungeons' or something like that?
>>344373626
Wait, what? Hookshot? That post only says iron boots, which sounds legit.
>>344373467
Coco, ever since the age of 6 before I could fap to her.
>>344373698
Fucking Mario are you kidding me.
There's so much more movement options it's insane.
>>344373698
Super Mario 64 easily
It's barely a contest, there's so much more movement options
>>344373698
>Mario travels through space
>Link travels through time
>>344373698
Mario, no contest.
>>344373642
Aqua no doubt
sup guys, just got banned 3600 minutes in twitch chat.
wanna know what I said?
"@(just some guy I was having a conversation with about the glitched any% run) nice, I remember when cosmo got 18:10, that was a huge deal"
so I guess saying cosmo gets you an hour chat ban??!
fuck that gay shit
SHITTY WEBMS LEAVE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>344373686
Because ZFG is the only one that's good at it and he only does AGDQ
>>344373698
mario. zelda is too fuckin slow
We call these not technically glitches a "half glitch press".
It's not a full glitch and therefore it doesn't count towards the no glitch clause.
And I know what you're saying already.
"A glitch is a glitch, you can't say it's only half a glitch."
Well, TJ 'Henry' Yoshi, hear me out...
>>344373467
>waifu
Nah
>>344373717
I just trimmed the webm the other dude posted since his was fuckhuge with the sides of the room shown for no reason. Go ask >>344372839 why it's full of artifacts.
>>344373698
super mario is pure execution
in oot (relevant categories) most of the fun is how the runs are routed and sequenced
and it has very complicated glitchs that have to do with memory manipulation
>>344373789
have you never seen Ocarina of time any %
it's literally just one big glitch with insanely precise movement tech that super mario 64 doesn't even rival
>>344373742
I would love for someone to interview Miyamoto and ask him that, just for the autist butthurt when he responds with "what? you weren't supposed to be able to do that"
>>344373586
cant wait for anothers trannies gone quick
https://youtu.be/zXcIGJP7vCc
>tried walking out of the boundaries
>Banned Techniques:
>-Going Out of Bounds
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Fuck speedrunners
>>344373840
You're forcing it
PLEASE TELL ME THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GLITCH AND AN "EXPLOIT". BECAUSE THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE GLITCHES AND SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS SUCH
>>344373864
I watched both of them side by side, the smaller one is blurrier.
![stdin_snapshot_01.40.11_[2016.07.09_17.18.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/5F6qp7U.jpg "stdin snapshot 01.40.11 [2016.07.09 17.18.45]")
>>344373880
Im watching it right now
>>344373880
Can Link travel to parallel universes? I thought not.
Mario 1
Link 0
>>344373698
>you will never go back to the summer of 2011 when Sig was nolifing runs
>>344373467
Her
>>344373938
It's a joke, get over yourself.
It's friday night and your watching anime. explain yourself.
>>344373864
God you're stupid as fuck. Obviously you don't trim it and reap the lower bitrate that compensated for the wasted space. Trash the whole fucking thing and get a high quality rip.
You're worse than him for proliferating low quality without benefit of an untrimmed webm.
>>344373987
Fine, try this one.
>>344373946
Exploits are just using the game's mechanics in an unintended and glitchy way.
Glitches are literally breaking the game.
>>344374031
Holy shit sauce?
>>344373889
Hitting hitboxes is an intended mechanic.
Wall clipping is not an intended mechanic.
Is this a simple enough explanation or are you going to continue pretending to be retarded?
>>344373810
>>344373789
link has as many moves as mario
and even more if you consider mega sidehops, superslides, esses, wesses, hesses, bomb hovers, ground jumps and many more
>I don't know how long it would need me to read them all
>no Halo speedruns
Was anything done on Xbox fat?
>>344373467
Furfags need to get gassed.
>>344374080
>glitchy way
>>344373946
Glitches breaks the games "physics"
Expliots uses the games "physics" to their advantage without breaking them
HEY KILL YOURSELF
>>344374080
you too
>>344373875
110% EXECUTE
>>344373698
Mario, you can see more awesome stuff on it, not only faster but better.
>Hey, Listen!
Cringe
>>344374097
>hitting hitboxes in situations where the devs never intended said hitboxes to be hittable is intended
your mental gymnastics are fucking amazing
>>344374132
Can a human impregnate a bunny cop?
>1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
>1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
Furfags need to get laid
>See something that can vaguely be interpreted as the female form
>Become obsessed with fapping to it
>>344374031
>still posting this shitty meme when the good webm already exists
>>344374034
>implying there is literally anything wrong with being alone on a Friday night
>Danny B
Is this the same guy who did Necrodancer's soundtrack?
>>344374161
She does actually look like Edobean, you're right.
And I don't retract my earlier statement, I would still rape her. I'm glad you see my way, anon.
>>344374108
Call me when Link travels to parallel worlds and can cause monsters to levitate.
>>344374227
holy fuck that's sad
>>344373946
A glitch is an oversight in the way the game was made which can lead to various effects.
An exploit is using these to your advantage.
>>344374204
Then you should probably wait a few more years for your brain to develop. I can't give a simpler explanation.
it would be nice if the runner let her read donations instead of making excuses for glitching.
Also, I thought the games were supposed to be done quick?
Reminder that frame perfect is a buzzword and most of the "tricks" are multiple frames long and that "glitchless" means no MAJOR glitches
>doing entry level tricks throughout a regular playthrough counts as a speed run now
>>344374161
This is the person speaking?
>>344374121
A few things. I don't know why they didn't do Halo. Hell, I would actually donate to see it. At least my donation would be a real one, unlike the (((anonymous))) ones.
>donates $1000
>why don't yu donate what do you need the money for
fuck the 3rd world I support myseld,friends and family
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4ryk67/ocarina_of_time_any_glitchless_isnt_actually/
>reddit is defending this run
>>344374080
>glitchy way
>glitch
Literally a glitch.
>>344374273
>when Link travels to parallel worlds
wrong warp
>>344374281
>implying exploits can't be glitches
Fable economy says hi
>>344374281
B-b-b-b-but the developers obviously intended for 'THESE' ones to be used!
>>344374313
I agree that this is a stupid category.
They should have just done MST.
>>344374227
Why is shit like this encouraged?
>>344374242
Where is it?
>first time I ever played OoT
>get to Phantom Ganon
>Navi hint says we need to find a way to reflect his magic
>thinking what I have that's reflective
>oh hey, glass! I have bottles!
>empty a bottle
>swing bottle to reflect the magic orbs back
Didn't know I could just use my sword until I got to the real Ganon fight. Oddly enough, swinging a bottle -does- work.
Why don't they just do 100% run when they're just using "minor" glitches?
>>344374061
A bomb!
![stdin_snapshot_02.50.39_[2016.07.08_23.32.34].png](https://i.imgur.com/rzoo19X.jpg "stdin snapshot 02.50.39 [2016.07.08 23.32.34]")
>guy who was number 1 until we changed the rules
>>344373030
>almost 4 hours
no fuck that.
>>344374209
Only one way to find out
>>344374153
If you have to use airquotes, then you should clarify your terms more. How is the bridge clip a mere exploit, but something like sliding/levitation isn't? Both are abusing the same game engine, but to different ends.
>>344373946
I imagine generally glitches involve memory/state manipulation. Having mechanics in a game that don't do this but have unintended interactions is oversight on the developers part.
>>344373467
>EXTREMELY BROKEN
>NOT A GLITCH
OH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm gonna shit, hope I don't miss any more ebin habbenings while I'm gone
>>344374306
>frame perfect
>pixel perfect in a 3D game
>subpixels in a retro 2D game
What's the difference between a sellout and just a mega-popular runner?
>MFW I realize Narcissa was right, and all of the categories actually ARE arbitrary
HOLY SHITTT
>>344374421
I remember you posting this before
Good stuff
>>344374421
doesn't it have a superior hitbox by virtue of being larger or lingering longer?
>>344374313
this. it seems like this """"""glitchless"""""""" category just spawned from "fuck, this wrong warp is too hard but i don't want to do 100%, lets just make a new category for scrubs like me"
>>344374418
Because it's for charity you fucking jew.
>>344374420
It's on pomf somewhere.
>>344374451
But wrongwarping isn't an oversight?
Can furfags just make their own thread, why do they need to shit this one up?
>>344374486Runners aresellouts
>>344374340
why am i not allowed to downvote shit
>before we changed the rules
Of course you changed the rule
you couldnt beat someone's time so changed the rules so you could beat him
>>344373779
because all dungeons uses glitches and takes 90 minutes you fucking mong
>>344374331
Cosmo has gone through some shit, so I somewhat don't blame him for losing his fucking mind.
4 YEARS
HOLY KEK
>>344374476
I'll let you know don't worry
This run wouldn't be so stupid if it wasn't so fucking boring.
>>344374486
WITWIX GETS MONEY NIGGA
TOO BAD JEN LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN FUCKED A JEW
SADKILL THE KEK-OS
>4 (FOUR)YEARS
>donating to a fake foundation
Cuck-os
>>344374496
What did she say?
>>344374486
if youre popular and dont sellout youre an idiot
>took me 4 Y E A R S to beat this part of the game
jesus
no really
who
is
the middle guy on the couch
i want to suck his feminine penis
>>344374451
Being able to bomb hover isn't a glitch, it's an unintended interaction that the developers overlooked.
>>344374486
a sellout is happy off stream and just doing it for the money. a mega popular runner has no life outside of streaming and would be suicidal if they stopped
>>344374597
I played OoT when I was 20. I was stuck for days until I read a guide on how to solve the puzzle of looking at the sun or some shit.
>>344374452
great taste
What is this """glitchless"""" meme? Did he actually glitch in a glitchless run? What glitches?
I N T E N D E D
N
T
E
N
D
E
D
>>344374626
I think they are cute together my fellow WitWix fan
>>344374486
witwix has a winning personality for meme lovers and he knew hed never make any real bank being a speedrunner, plus he has to pay for all of jens shit despite the fact that she gets tons of donations, id sell out too
>>344374680
>it's an unintended interaction that the developers overlooked
So a glitch.
>takes a nap at the start of the run
>wakes up
>seeing It still has 2 more hours
>Nobody claps except for 1000 dollar+ donations now
Times change.
>>344373467
I'm going to marry Krystal!
Repeat after me; G L I T C H L E S S
this is the dumbest category ever
>>344374486
well hes fat and shes ugly
good couple
>using a trowel to put on 10 lbs of makeup
>that wolf whistle
>>344374587
redditors complain about how downvotes aren't an "I DISAGREE" button and get butthurt over their arbitrary points
basically, who fucking cares, it's the shittest forum on the web
>>344374496
Cosmo. COSMO.
>>344374764
I'm pretty sure she's been claimed by millions of other autists, you may want to try again.
>>344374706
Thanks anon
>>344374759
[read the quoted post m8]
>>344374763
People used to clap for any donation above $100.
Now you see $300-400 not even getting claps.
>>344374721
He's using the crouch stab damage glitch every single fight.
He has an extremely strict definition of the word glitch apparently.
>>344374626
Witwix is such a progressive faggot. It's kinda sad since I thought he was based before I found out. Same goes for his viewerbase.
>>344374803
triggered
I want that person banned
they perpetuate rape culture
>>344374763
They know they're all fake. Notch has forsaken them.
>>344374828
I want to fertilize her eggs
>>344374702
oh, well good job anon!
I beat the game when I was like 10
I N T E N D E D
D E V E L O P E R
M E C H A N I C
>>344374741
not sure who I feel more sorry for
her having to suck a fat dudes dick
or him settling for an uggo
>>344374721
It means literally what it saysless glitches :^)
>>344374741
W I T W I X R A I D
>>344374828
>people actually find ugly fish people attractive
This definitely smells fishy.
>>344374764
Get back to /ntr/
>run is boring as shit
>but memeing about """glitchless""" is fun
I just got back. Were there any epic memes about the water temple?
Where are the mods?
Why all this furry shit?
Also faggots, is that autistic comic still going? candybowl some shit, i dont remember the name.
>Will only get four keys and change the water twice
Oh, I'd love to see this.
>>344374034
Wrong, it's friday night and I'm watching a boring Ocarina of Time letsplay.
>i'm not supposed to be able to do that
>intended developer mechanics
>>344374558
>glitchless
>>344374839
She's mine
Here you go you dumb frogposters:
http://pastebin.com/eRSUiTpr
>>344374652
>What did she say?
Oh boy, you're in for a ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>not supposed to be able to do that
>but that doesn't matter
>Enjoying the glitchless run, faggots? ;^)
>>344374262
Glad I'm not crazy.She's fucked in the head, fairly slutty and a giant cunt, fair warning. Great sexual chemistry though, and was basically a female neckbeard who was really good at acting like a normie. Probably has a surprising amount in common with Edobean.
>>344374319
No, just my ex.
>>344374896
Would you incubate her eggs?
You're not supposed to be able to do it, but it is the intended way to do it.
>>344374680
Would the developers patch it if they had the ability to do so?
If the answer is yes, it's a glitch.
so despite cosmo being a crazy lunatic, would it be wrong to know what he feels about this run?
i really want his opinion on this shit we are posting about
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT
HE LITERALLY LEVITATED
>>344374917
>fat
>uggo
once again /v/ thinks in extremes. he had a dadbod and she's slightly above average (maybe not w/o makeup, but who care), but both have good personalities so they make it work.
>>344375034
Why
NOT A GLITCH AT ALL
BELIEVE ME GUYS
IM SERIOUS
TRUST ME
ITS
NOT
A
GLITCH
>>344374904
I don't know why people get so angry at people not being able to beat games.
>>344374741
How much alcohol do you need to consume during pregnancy to produce that
>>344375018
YES
>No glitches here
>Not intended to do that
I just dont get this category at all.
>twitch filters cuckoo because they are afraid of le cuck meme
![stdin_snapshot_02.41.41_[2016.07.08_23.23.36].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZeMbdew.jpg "stdin snapshot 02.41.41 [2016.07.08 23.23.36]")
>all this justification
>>344375051
he has the hover boots you dumb fuck
>"you just glitched out on the edge right there"
>>344374995
>***glitchless***
>>344375028
A lot of what he is doing in this run is patched in 3D so...
>>344374996
...the fuck?
>>344375006
I know not to stick my dick in crazy, but fat slutty chicks turn me on more than they have the right too. I couldn't resist it, honestly.
NOT A GLITCH
WE CHANGED THE RULES RECENTLY TO SAY ITS NOT A GLITCH
ITS TOTALLY LEGIT
I want to watch the compilation of these sperglords backpedaling after every fuckin glitch they do.
>>344374994
>Picking a waifu with a canon love interest
Kill yourself
>>344375110
Get fucked memester
Its spelled Cucco
Why dont they just call this 'light glitch percent' or something and only prevents large skip glitches.
>>344375034
The categories are all arbitrary.
>>344375075
witwix is a fucking hamplanet
>shes above average
how delusional are you
WOW GUYS,
HE HOOKSHOT AND JUMP SLASHED
WHAT A FUCKING GLITCHING PIECE OF SHIT!
THE DEVELOPERS DIDN'T INTEND IT!
HE THINK HE SLICK
HE LINKIN
DARK LINK THINK HE SLICK
HE STABBIN'
>that fucking hitbox abuse
This is like the Ty run.
>okay, so the "pacifist" category in Ty means that I can still kill mandatory enemies
>okay, so the "glitchless" category in OoT means that I can still do minor glitches
this run is shit, post lewd faces
>>344375184
Congrats. That's almost every waifu ever.
>>344375159
your mind wandering yet?
>Wanna check out the Fallout 3 run because I missed it
>Head to the Games Done Quick Youtube channel and look for the archive
>It's not there
Wtf? Am I just blind or something?
I just watched the momodora run, I was not ready for the feels
>>344375093
did my posts sound mad?
I thought it was actually quite hilarious that the guy put the game down for four years
and I was actually being sincere when i said good job
>>344375173
This just in: the fastest glitchless run is 18 minutes, because technically they didnt use a cheat code to do it!
>>344375208
Hell, just go with "No Wrong Warp%".
Probably make the rest of the run more entertaining being able to warp out of bounds and crap.
>>344375184
She was sent away by her click bf so it's okay
muh childhood, it's being glitched.
Aren't glitches and exploits legitimately two different things?
I can understand jumping to a platform you arent intended to because the developers gave you one pixel enough distance to grab it with or hookshotting something just barely, but some of this is totally questionable.
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rvfli/trials_fusion_sgdq_2016/
>Minutes before we went live. TheBoshos, 2nd ninja rider, was asked to change his shirt for unspecified reasons. Most likely reasons are because the shirt was creepy and inappropriate. It was a full blown up picture of JonBenet Ramsey's face. Look it up if you don't know who that is. This was the shirt https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0290/8145/products/paome_0b7d1e80-69b9-0132-b97d-7a9935f44f92place_JwnIy5YEQLaQ5ecAjZ49_JonBenet_20green_20background6.png?v=1418999234
I have a feeling GDQ would be a lot more interesting with less staff interference.
>>344375334
No.
>>344375347
>whats with the shirt
>haha i like her
>>344375290
Haha did they actually remove that "Tranniversery" run
Holy shit
who /glitch/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj3OFvrcoQA
Now that the dust has settled: witch Zelda is the BEST Zelda?
>>344375271
Which is how you can tell who has unoriginal and shit taste.
>>344375296
>a little girl who got inspired by half-coordinated to not feel sorry for herself and started living her life again went to hospice care the day before she was going to join him at sgdq to hold his hand instead of the Meowth
>>344375347
>leaving austists to their own intentions
>>344375347
that's a creepy fucking shirt, bro
>>344375415
haha
>>344375334
Yes.
>>344375447
Spirit Tracks
>>344375447
Oracle series
>>344375347
Story?
![[Doremi].Happiness.Charge.Precure.16.[1280x720].[38EC1EF2].mkv_snapshot_04.48_[2014.09.15_00.46.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jxq1CQ6.jpg "[Doremi].Happiness.Charge.Precure.16.[1280x720].[38EC1EF2].mkv snapshot 04.48 [2014.09.15 00.46.58]")
>>344375459
dont lewd hime
>>344375447
>witch
WHY DOES HE CALL EVERY BOSS A SHE
WHAT
>>344375347
>Look it up if you don't know who that is.
Couldn't have just briefly explained? I hate this new "just google it, i went through the effort of putting together this post but you can't expect me to take the extra second of effort to fully answer your question" mentality that is sweeping across the internet
this game is so beautiful, even glitched runs make me cry
/drunk
>>344374867
To be fair, you can get banned for promoting and allowing racism in your chat/donation messages, has happened before to some streamers. It's dumb for sure, but that's why some streamers have adopted progressive attitudes.
>>344375447
girls with armor is my fetish
>>344375347
That's a cool shirt.
>>344375168
I feel you anon, I did date the girl, after all.
I blame her for giving me a taste for it. She's the only slut I ever dated.
That said, she also taught me that dating such a girl is a terrible, terrible idea. A valuable lesson indeed.
>>344375572
>that
>armor
uh huh.
>>344375347
>You do realize she's a murdered 6 year old, he should have been banned from any future GDQs. He's a sick fuck and needs help.
:^)
>>344375417
it just hasn't been uploaded yet m8. did you even look at the other uploads?
The developers didn't intend this boss fight to be so easy, clearly that was a glitch
t. retarded /v/ opinions
I was gone for jak and dexter what'd i miss that made people flip so much?
>>344375572
That is a pretty good costume.
WOW HE TRAPPED THE BOSS IN A CORNER
THE DEVS DIDN'T INTEND THIS THIS IS A GLITCH
The developers didn't intend for you to use that strategy!
GLITTTTTTTTTCHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSS
>>344375290
https://www.twitch tv/gamesdonequick/v/76689322
starts at around 22 hours
>>344375347
>"so what is up with the shirt?" He then jokingly replied "I just like her a lot". And was then told "you need to change the shirt".
gdq everyone
Make that grouper butt shake
>something that some people dont know
ZFG ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>344375347
Now THAT'S what I call edgy
>die animals die
>>344375447
/ss/
>>344375656
Honestly could've sworn I saw it once in my subscription feed
no claps for $500
>>344375690
>>344375683
>>344375657
>Strawman
The guy is clearly using glitches like the jump to get the boss key or the crouch stab damage boost.
guy had made 40k so far doing this run
>>344375695
I'm honestly surprised anyone remembers who the fuck she is at this point
>>344375572
Best Zelda.
>>344375740
>wearing an innocent shirt that keeps her memory alive
>edgy
>>344375693
>>344375290
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4r4pyp/sgdq_vod_thread_2016/
Here, just use this. It has timestamps for everything. Don't know why it isn't in the fucking OP for every thread but whatever
>>344375552
are you 8 years old how do you not know who that is
>story critical dialogue skips aren't glitches
>if the devs didn't want us to skip that dialogue trigger, why would they leave an almost pixel perfect route through the area that lets us skip it?
by this logic zips were 100% intended by the megaman devs because if they didn't want you to zip why didn't they protect corners better?
>>344374596
>Cosmo has gone through some shit
Source?
>>344375552
>I hate this NEW "just google it" mentality!
>couldn't you just ELI5
>DOWNVOAT!
Why are they playing the japanese version?
>>344375334
Yeah, but don't tell that to sperglords. Glitches are completely unintentional. Exploits are using intended mechanics in unintended ways. It's a subtle difference.
>>344375819
>2 hours
>only 40k
kill this runner
>>344375819
daxter and jak got similar money in less time
>>344375819
By sheer force of LONG FUCKING ASS SPEEDRUN.They'd have gotten the same if they were playing hacky sack on stream for 3:45
>>344375902
John Numbers
>>344375902
He lost a video game contest to JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS.
That's like the equivalent to 18 Korean Wars.
>>344375447
Skyward Sword. She's so perfect.
>/v/ suddenly hates OoT any% glitchless
what happened?
Is this why Joden is gone forever?
>>344375552
>First poster posts something vaguely video game related (something someone was wearing on a major gaming stream)
>Expects you to look up the non-video game reference
>Waaah, waaaah, spoonfeed my non-videogame facts!
>>344375902
John "fucking" Numbers
>>344375796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVzfuRCniWI
I guess the other anon that couldn't find it was just retarded. My bad.
i love him
>>344375904
>Respond to a post, not to be helpful, but just to gloat about how you know something another anon doesn't
That is quite pathetic
>>344375984
this shit has never been shown before jackass
>>344375661
The actual run was kinda bad, but entertainment-wise it was a 10/10, no cringe either just genuine, no-fucks-given fun
>>344375960
>>344375974
>>344375996
Im aware of this meme, i thought he got touched by his uncle or something.
>>344375552
1. That is a very dark subject that many don't like to discuss.
2. Because it's so recent, many users probably don't need an explanation. I'm 24 and remember hearing about this girl when I was a kid.
>>344375924
In his defense after the first two years everyone saw pretty much everything OoT had to offer. We will never have those early moments where the chat is going insane for 2h seeing OoT glitch ran by Cosmo for the first time live.
>>344376052
literally retarded
>>344375924
Tewcfhnically it is better as they've been earning ~100k a day at best on average, but that's more because sgdq has been a boring-ass shitshow and it's becoming apparent even to the normies.
>>344375947
would have made more with more trannies
>>344375447
As a character, ST Zelda is the best written and most interesting, no contest
As a design, TP represents the series the best
>>344375819
Hey that's as good as bonesaw at 2am! What an amazing run of classic to compete with that.
>>344375989
He's got a woman to please now
>>344376024
>gloat about how you know something another anon doesn't
>for googling a minute
>>344375630
Have you always liked chubby chicks, anon?
>Gerudo Valley music finally
Love this shit. So comfy.
>>344376103
name the GDQ event that ran any % glitchless
>>344375989
Reminder that this exists and it was uploaded after he lost WR.
>>344375552
Fuck off you stupid lazy cunt, you're on the goddamn internet. Apply yourself for butt fuck's sake.
I'm watching MST3K during this shit run, stopped watching when he skipped the owl at the start
Have I missed anything or it's just bullshit glitches
wow that gerudo fight was erotic
>>344375984
where is the glitchless run?
>>344375960
>kek
>it looks like a glitch
It is a glitch
>>344376107
>Zelda as a written character
I played both ST and TP and I don't remember her story at all.
>Cosmo lose WR
>goes full tranny
man i miss him
Also i think smash make him trannie too. It was both things.
>>344376121
>pink hair
>part of her head is shaved
Christ
WOW THIS GAME IS SEXIST, YOU LITERALLY BEAT UP WOMEN WITH A SWORD TO PROGRESS, WHY HASN'T IT BEEN BANNED YET?
>runner's parents donate
Are your parents proud of you, /v/?
>>344376121
Where?
>>344376201
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7gTifNdpv8
>>344376190
name the post that was clearly fucking joking
>you will never be forced to impregnate Gerudo women against your will
why go on, bros
>>344376205
You could literally take this argument and use it to defend my point
>>344376205
He makes a very slight point in that this is a public board meant to be used for discussion. It's perfectly acceptable to ask questions in place of Googling.
You know, if it's in relation to V I D E O G A M E S.
>G L I T C H L E S S
>L
>I
>T
>C
>H
>L
>E
>S
>S
>>344376250
>estimate: 5:30:00
what the FUCK
HE USED THAT TORCH TO PROTECT HIMSELF
THE DEVS DIDN'T INTEND THIS CLEARLY THIS IS A GLITCH
>>344376250
Whatever happened to that guy on the left? He used to stream idolmaster and shit, was fun times.
>>344376206
>I'm watching MST3K during this shit run
Good choice, what episode?
>>344376250
all that wrist damage turned him into a limp wristed faggot
>>344376243
>I don't remember ST Zelda's story at all
what the fuck?
>>344376306
the time of VR is NOW
>>344376273
delete this. not kidding.
>>344376368
FUCK
OFF
NEWSHITTERS
"break the geometry of the fortress"
>not a glitch
>>344376081
its not a meme you stupid fuck
>>344376250
is this the best speedrun of all-time?
>>344376121
I guess he will never lose the speedrunning gene.
>>344376392
Dang he sounds like a faggotA cool faggot, but a faggot
>>344376368
The WR is now just under 4 hours.
The game is very longBut not really in a good way.
>>344376153
Legitimately chubby and not obese or landwhales? Yes.
She was the biggest girl I'd dated up until then (bit more than chubby like the others, but not landwhale). I think the girl after her was bigger and I was definitely not as physically attracted, so she's probably around my limit.
>>344376401
It wasn't really an interesting story.
>le magic trains!
Oooh, so intriguing.
>>344376392
Mike "NO WEEABOO SHIT" Jewyama gave him concrete shoes.
>>344376392
RIP mirrored :(
>>344376315
Or you could just look it up without even asking in the thread
>>344376121
Man, nerds will really just settle for anything
>glitchless
>>344376401
I'm reading the wiki right now to refresh myself lol.
It wasn't even that long ago.
>>344376395
The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
I prefer Mike's episodes but I'm checking out Joel's to spice things up.
>>344376469
>I think the girl after her was bigger and I was definitely not as physically attracted, so she's probably around my limit.
Hm. How big was she?
>>344376273
Yea they're happy with me.
Not a glitch, just an exploit.
>>344376474
>I didn't actually play ST
>>344376502
I'm not asking a question, I'm complaining about an attitude I've seen online
Jesus fuck, get some reading comprehension.
>>344376518
that's actually a girl
>>344376250
cosmo's autistic fans kidnapped him after the run and tortured and killed him for daring to speak in the presence of their queen
>>344376575
where's the bottom part of the backpack straps
welp bois, once again:
>two days left in marathon
>o fuck there's no way we're gonna make the million
>suddenly tons of anonymous donations of $500+
>back on track to make the million after like 12 hours
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>344376518
ew men
>>344376535
I'm the opposite, I prefer Joel to Mike.
Both are great though. I guess you end up preferring whoever you watched first.
>If I didn't press A there, the game would soft lock
SOMEHOW NOT A GLITCH
>>344376105
Because each year the rules get more strict and the atmosphere more tense.
>Donate donate donate incentives!
>Constant paid sponsor intermissions
>Everything good locked behind incentives now
>No cursing allowed, no banter allowed
>No talking on the couch unless the streamer gives you permission
>AAA titles are boring as we have seen all they have to offer, and nobody can really connect with these obscure titles or understand the intricacies of their glitches
>Everything has to be professional, more of a business than a gaming event now
>Chat is basically not allowed to say anything besides emotes now
>No toys, plushes (unless people bid on it cause money), and almost no outfits allowed
>>344376518
>looks better with out it ;)
HAHAHAHA
>>344376662
What?
>>344376634
On the left
>this... dust... storm, that's happening
it's a fucking sandstorm
>>344376678
Full pic?
>>344376668
it's Notch, isn't it
>>344376668
To be a LITTLE bit fair, weekend means more people watching. At least in theory. I agree it is fishy as hell though.
>>344376518
Skater looks more feminine than his gf
>>344376662
Wooden hookstrap backpacks, they're in right now.
>>344376760
that's all i've got
>>344376707
>tipping hat
>glasses
>beard
>compliments a dyed hair "female"
how to spot a nu-male
>>344376591
Wait if you're not the original retard that asked about the Ramsey girl then my bad
>>344376719
where's the rest of the backpack
>>344376682
What are your expectations on the new season?
>water temple is hard meme
>>344376783
They should have 2 full weekends, having 2 half weekends is pretty stupid in terms of donations
anyone know if edo is asleep?
gonna go wake her up if so
>>344376518
...Woody Harrelson?
>>344376776
It's Mike Jewyama's emergency eternal Mono fund that he replenishes by taking his own donations from the total result out.
>>344376662
they are attached to his arc reactor
>OoT
>best game ever
Not even top 5 in the franchise.
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.
>you will never make a living having a convention every 6 months off the work of other people
why live
>>344376692
>no talking on couch
then why the fuck do they have the couch
>all these anonymous donators
not suspicious at all :^)
QUICK NAME GOOD WATER LEVELS!!!
>>344376776
Notch donated directly to MSF, he's protesting twitch trying to turn into a camgirl website using tokens
>>344376741DUDUDDUDUDUDUD DA DUDUDUD DA DUDUDUDUD DA DUDUDUDUDUD DA DUDUDUDUDUDUDU
hype
>watching fallout 3 run on youtube
>runner ask for a round of applause for his girlfriend(male)
Oh how I wish I was on /v/ when this shit happened live.
>>344376884
No one that played the game says this.
guys GUYSZelda is SheikHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR RUN FAGGOTS
>vinesauce
WHO /joowz/ HERE
>>344376917
ok hipster
>>344376668
gee it's almost as if donation drives and kickstarters and whatnot always bring in shittons of money just before the deadline
>that giggle
>>344376783
i really doubt that influx of people means there's a bunch of rich dudes who just happen to donate at the same time anonymously with no message.
How do we get him back, /v/?
>>344376917
it's the second worst 3D zelda tbqh
only above SS
>there are some people in this thread who have genuinely never played OOT
really makes you think doesn't it?
>>344376872
Have you ever worn a backpack before?
>>344376950
EH REH
EH REH
EH REHDUDUDDUDUDUDUD DA DUDUDUD DA DUDUDUDUD DA DUDUDUDUDUD DA DUDUDUDUDUDUDU
>save warp
>not a glitch
>>344376989
selfish bitch
>>344376958
It was glorious.
Had about 2 full 500+ post threads in a 20 minute span.
>>344377007
let go
>>344376984
okay nostalgia fag
>>344376984
Hi r3ddit
>>344377036
are you joke
>>344376928
I hate goose but you can't deny that
>>344377007
time machine
>>344376958
It was the best moment. Like 200 posts in less than a minute came right after it.
>>344376878
Garbage fire.
It's got Felicia Day in it ffs
>>344377007
Testosterone. shitloads of it
>>344376929
The reason they make fat stacks is that they created an event popular that was never previously popular
They saw a niche that wasn't thought to be there before
Keep thinking rich people aren't hardworking ;)
>>344376995
fat
>select all images that are a salad
if only she selected more salads
>>344377007
Never evershe fucked upherhands with that bullshit treatment
>>344377036
I see, you're memeing me. Good one. Good meme. Bye.
>>344377029
not everyone had an n64 growing up.
honestly super mario 64 is the one essential n64 game, everything else is just preference
>>344376989
goddamn, he could do so much better than that
>>344376707
>>344376845
>@skater82297 looks better with out it
He was saying that the guy looked better without the make up. Christ, it's like you faggots can't understand how Twitter works.
>>344376984
>hipster
literally kill yourself
>>344377007
Travel to the dimension where his body's current inhabitant has sealed him
>>344377007
Go back in time and kill john numbers and skater
>>344377007
I feel like a little kid...
>>344376995
Damn, anon. They may have been fucked in the head, but in my dick's eyes it's all the same. You scored better than I have.I would definitely fuck her and I'm desperate enough where I would go bigger.
>>344377007
Spam his social media with sincere mail about how you miss how he was and what he did and how you hate what he has done. Convince him you like him better how he was before and that he can get the glory back.
>>344377120
How do you fuck up your hands by cutting off your dick?
Like that sounds as if something REALLY went wrong.
>>344376989
I'm seriously getting tired of having to wonder if all these motherfuckers are male or female. Fuck's sake.
>>344377150
Let me guess, the 5 least popular Zelda games are the 5 best ones in the franchise, right?
>>344377007
The question you should be asking should be Why the fuck would you even want him back?
new
>>344377223
>>344377156
It was the soylent senpai, anyone has the pic that sustains this? That shit is mind opening
>>344377062
>>344377094
I need to find those archives.
>>344377259
>>344377269
GLITCHLESS
>you will never be the giant fairys dick toy
this is a new pain bros it hurts real bad
>>344377007
What'd Dendi do?
>oggleing at the fairy's polygon boobs
THIS IS RAPE
SGDQ STAFF START BANNING IRL
>>344377269
>>344377259
Fuckers.
>>344377007
make him look in the mirror and tell him what he is, and that its not too late to go back, and that all he's ever needed was a thicker skin
tranny are like forests. if you keep putting out tiny fires because they threaten the trees, fuel will build up eventually a fire will spark that becomes uncontrollable and burns everything.
>>344377232
Have there even been more than 5 zelda games?
Zelda
Link to the Past
OOT
WW
TP
>>344376986
see
>>344377003
its not so much that there are more donations, but the fact that its suddenly a bunch of big anonymous comment-less donations. who the fuck drops 1000 bucks without at least writing a comment that will be guaranteed to be read on stream? at least put it to the save/kill the animals thing if you want it to look realistic, christ
>>344377230
there's only one metric that matters, they ugly or not.
>>344377230
It's clear that she's a girl...just a really ugly one
>>344377287
Just search the archives for tranniversary.
>>344377259
>>344377269
>Attention whores rushing to make the new thread
I'll stay here, thanks.
>I've been told to interrupt you guys
GDQ in a nutshell
>>344377147
No he wasn't. Also
>calling others faggots for not knowing how to use some cancerous social media bullshit
literally, LITERALLY cause physical harm to yourself
>>344377351
18 main games not including spin-offs, soviet CD-i meme magic or HD remakes.
>>344377564
it's 10k, get outraged over literally anything else
>>344377602
That's including the new upcoming game.
I just want to watch the pikmin run
>>344377118
Yeah, she is. The worst part is almost none of it went to her tits and she knows it.
She used to be skinnier (before we met) but she's been miserable since moving and put on a ton of weight.
>>344377192
I don't think I've ever done/dated bigger than her. I still fucked her, so clearly something's wrong with me. Most likely similarly desperate.Right now all I've been doing is messing around (again) with a semifat married chick 10 years older than me. She's not as fat as the other girl but fatter than the Edobean lookalike, I think. She's the one who made me realize I grew to have a thing for heavy sluts.
>>344376958
>>344377094
>>344377287
looked this shit up because I missed it, it's the fucking autistic trine runner holy fuck I can't stop laughing
Which 4chan board would be most appropriate to discuss kpop?
>>344377801
Hurry anon, before the thread dies. Give me your secrets. Where do you find these chubby/fat girls.
>>344376958
watch the vod on twitch it replays the chat. it was great.
>>344377912
Try /jp/ maybe
>>344377912
/mu/
>>344377912
>>>/reddit/
>>344378080
They'd skin him alive for discussing korea on /jp/ bro
>>344377912
in all seriousness there are constant generals on >>>/mu/
it's all fucking cancer though
>oak-arina
>>344377918
It's an easy three step process.
>Get desperate to the point of having basically no physical standards and arguably low personality standards
>???
>Profit
Seriously, I threw away the majority of a year of my life on the Edobean lookalike despite all the red flags I was smart enough to notice, but too dumb to act on.
The married chick has been an on and off thing for 5 years now, and I hate when I end up falling back into it because it means I'm desperate and have no other options.
>>344377912
There is a time and place for kpopThe place is hereThe time is nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kowfLIRpQaU
>>344378375
But, anon. I already have no standards. I mean WHERE.
>>344378453
The internet. Edobean doppleganger was from /soc/, and the other two were from some chatroom that's gone down for the last time a couple of months ago.
>>344378586
Well, thanks for the tips, anon. I'll keep looking.
I wish you good luck too.
>I know that looks glitchy...
This guy is a joke
>>344378706
No problem broseph. You could always camp out "Overeaters Anonymous" meetings.
Thanks. May you find the perfect really fat lady,a chubby girl who's pregnant with your child
>>344378905
>a chubby girl who's pregnant with your child
God damn
>>344379224
You have no idea, anon.
>>344379325
I do know that it turns me on.
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