SGDQ: Time for gimmicky bullshit edition
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Now: Gimmick!
Next: Demon Sword
Later: Gargoyle's Quest 2
Eventually: Tetris: The Grand Master
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
memes
>post yfw memes
>>344174271
benis!
post anime
Need to see a picture of announcer-girl. Please.
What was the DUDE run again?
Does /v/ have 24/7 threads for ESA too?
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
Have you hired your speed escort yet, /v/?
Ironsword race was fun.
>>344174296
i like memes
Guys SPEEDRUNS have to be serious and fractions of a second from WR to be a good run.
LARGE AUDIENCES ARE KILLING SPEEDRUNS!
I liked the Ironsword race.
>>344174360
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
>>344174364
Demon's crest, my dude
stop it with the memes I just want to pay attention to the runs :(
Memes and police rabbits
Secret of Mana is dominating the pre-game music.
>>344174364
Demon's Crest
>>344174368
Try making one
>Bonesaw got over $40k during his stream in a little over two hours
>almost 9 hours later and they've barely gotten $40k more in donations
>mfw
Reminder that cringe is the proper response to the Jak and Daxter run.
Woaw, that's a big snake
>>344174360
Announcer
>>344174415
I have no idea why they removed the millisecond timer.
Who thought that would be a good idea?
>>344174281
Yet the other runners who only get one shot at a marathon can get within minutes of the records in their games.
what song is playing now?
Did i miss any memes after max payne?
I missed the Bionic Commando run. Was it the NES game or the reboot?
>>344174549
t. neogaf
>>344174560
>>344174491
but who is cuter?????
how do you even speedrun tetris? max out the score while holding down?
>>344174613
death grips
>>344174549
What happened?
>>344174536
Fun always wins over rules.
What's the best TAS and why is it EVO the search for things to tackle into submission?
>>344174427
kek
>>344174613
Secret of Mana
Curse
Gimmick is the best game on NES
great graphics
great music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0GEcU63qw
great gameplay mechanics
>>344174536
surely to god they wont ban him then, right?
He grooved he lost.
>>344174161
SGDQ is dead as fuck
>those empty stares from the people on couch
>those awkward silences from the guy commentating either because he's an autistic fuck or because he has been talking for 40 minutes and nobody can fucking say a word
>those weak applauses when a runner makes a great frame perfect skip, or a great moment
>that nervous laugh the runner does when he's done something amazing and he only hears a few pitiful claps
>that atmosphere of "NO FUN ALLOWED" inside the entire run
>the camera is pointed at the runner and couch and you can't see the public because you know you will see true dread in their faces
>those awful runs by people who doesn't know how to speedrun, or runs games that can't really be speedrunned
>every donation is a copy of each other, save the animals, greeting from germany, my childhood...etc
>you can feel that no one is having fun
truly the end of times, next GDQ will have people with sidearms "enforcing" the rules
>>344174654
you don't
is this song from SH?
>>344174549
Reminder that reporting is the proper response to these contrarian cynical underaged shits.
Holy shit music is tight as fuck, what game?
I just woke up, what's happening with this speedrun
>>344174572
but dude! JAk and daxter is like a super HARD speedgame, so its excusable
>>344174736
The staff came up and gave him a big group hug when the run ended senpai
>>344169070
>Not liking a balance of any% and 100%
I bet you argue over Smash Bros games too.
>>344174721
I was behind actually
It was sorcerer
>>344174748
>that atmosphere of "NO FUN ALLOWED" inside the entire run
people are making this up lol
sur, most of the runners have no personality but it's always been like that
Have I missed anything since DKC3?
>>344174748
Don't forget
>2 more days
>550k left to a million
It's dead Jim
That GOAT soundtrack.
gimmick is such a baller speedgame
Dont give her a mic for fucks sake.
Behold the most technically impressive music ever rendered on a NES
>>344174727
kirby's adventure has better graphics and better music tho
>>344174748
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Well yeah, the fun runs are literally cancer to this community and it distracts the runner. And no run is good unless they WR.
>>344174858
The difference being one was fun and had jokes, and the other was just a boring explanation of game mechanics.
I bet you like to make retarded assumptions based on your massive level of asshurt.
god WHY did they give her a mic
>>344174770
>>344174794
Before the game? There was some Secret of Mana music playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6lhXhJ20wc
>>344174662
Everybody had fun and that anon is a bitch. End of story.
>>344174902
Deus Ex and Jak and Daxter
>>344174954
the two games are close in that manner
>Girl on the mic
Goddamnit, Why do they do this shit? Don't let women speak. Now I have to mute the stream for this entire run, thanks jerks.
>I'm Edobean!
>You might know me from utterly choking in the Tetris Attack race yesterday and taking 50% longer to finish the game than my competitors!
When are we getting a practice room stream
>cyghfer isn't the one running Gimmick?
Is this guy better at it or something?
>>344174748
Selection Bias: the Post
Oh sweet, a 14 minute fap break!
>>344174736
Bonesaw is underneath the staff. He's fine.
>>344174912
>implying Jewyama won't start dumping "anonymous" donations on the last day
>practicing before actually running
really?
>>344174572
>>344174841
I would much rather have a fun run than a boring cringefest and Bonesaw gets within 5 min of the record
>still came under the estimate
>being this butthurt
shiggy
>>344175010
mmm 1080p bleeps and bloops
>>344174652
t-the real one?
>>344174978
Because she's the baby of the group and just got out of surgery, so that fact she was nearly five minutes behind in a race is okay because she's the baby.
>>344175035
fuck off
>>>/r9k/
>>344175035
As long as she doesn't spontaneously sing like that other woman
>Practicing while you're already on stream
BANNED!
>>344175071
Cyghfer is "retired" from speedrunning
>>344175108
Wow I thought this was a lets play
>>344174938
That's all sunsoft games
>>344175207
Oh, I see. What a shame.
>>344175135
>The real one?
Whats all this about a german making jew jokes and cursing? Anyone got a link? I missed that run.
>>344175041
That shit cracked me up.
>Darkwing Duck dies in the first stage
>He still ends up catching up to her, passing and is only 3-4 second behind 2nd place
>She takes another 4-5 minutes to finish
>>344175128
Of course you would. And this is why these marathons are terrible for speedrunning. Because they bring in people who don't give a shit about it like you.
>>344175152
Babies don't get to run.
Gimmick is my favorite NES game, so I'm glad to see it run here.
>>344174446
shes cute. surprised shes allowed in the building.
>>344175103
They're grouping up on him like bees group up on Japanese wasps. They're hoping the heat from their internal rage will snuff him out before they have to ban him.
oh god that forced laughter.
>>344175301
Then leave if you don't like it. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
>>344174524
>>344174449
Anyone got a youtube link to it?
>that voice
>THAT LAUGH
kill me
>Edocunt cackling like a witch that just stabbed an infant
This BANNED!!11! """meme""" needs to stop
>>344175450
GET THAT ASS
>>344174748
i shouted out /v/ on my donation message and they refunded me lol
>>344175450
BANNED
>the voice of the announcer
I NEED PICS OF THIS SEMEN DEMON NOW
>>344175035
>Being this salty
>>344175301
Okay, bye.
>>344175041
>MAKE AGDQ A SAFE SPACE FOR WOMEN! EVEN THOUGH IT MIGHT FUCK UP THE RUNS COMPLETELY! WOMEN CANT DO ANYTHING WRONG AND WE DEFINITELY DONT JUST ADD MOST OF THE RUNNERS TO FILL OUR GENDER QUOTA!
>>344175351
Same, it's a fantastic, and hard as shit game. It might get run almost every GDQ but it's always nice to see it.Too bad Edobean is ruining my comfy.
>>344175497
DRONES
this game looks fun
>>344175450
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
I want this woman to stop talking
>>344175408
There's a very good chance you like far less of this marathon than I do. Maybe you're the one that should leave.
>>344175519
scroll up you lazy bum
or use the search bar
>>344175278
Heinki in the Deus Ex run.
When "old men running the world" came up he laughed and said "more like jews"
>>344175301
Stop lying
You only give a shit about bitching and getting (you)s you fucking faggot
If you cared about speedrunning you'd find it fun
Neck yourself retard.
>>344175531
You do realize Edobean has been an announcer for GDQ for years, right?
>>344175519
nigga really
>>344174560
>>344175301
>actually giving a shit about speed-running in a serious manner.
I'm pretty sure everyone at gdqs would like to talk, converse, and agree with people who can ENJOY themselves.
Either you are autistic, or we all are autistic but you are beyond saving autistic.
>>344175547
Oh it is.
So many chokes. If you can't ace Gimmick, don't run it
I LIKE THAT JUMP
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEHEHEHEHEH
this game looks 10x more fun than 90% of the shit we have nowadays, fuck this industry.
>>344175657
>actually giving a shit about speed-running in a serious manner.
You mean like pretty much every speedrunner?
Yeah, that's me I guess.
WEEB
>>344175646
i'd doubt people know that.
i've been into speedruns for a while now and thats not a detail i'd remember either.
then its more about the times than the names unless you are very recognisable.
The star thing is the character's gimmick right?
>>344175689
I wish it was Cyghfer instead, Aquas is a cool guy and everything but he chokes a lot
>>344175715
had to turn off the stream. remove this harpy
>>344175782
It's something people who watch GDQ events would know.
guy wtf is this
i got it from the announcers twitter, do american highschools really do this on the last day of class? who cleans this shit up? I thought this only happens in movies
>>344175582
>>344175582
>>344175582
>>344175582
>>344175582
>this fucking post
you cannot be serious with this level of sperging. I'm done responding to you. please follow suit everyone else
>>344175806
ha ha
>>344175752
>being a speedrunner
Try a speedrun of hanging yourself retard
>>344175829
Neckbeard detected.
So after this shitshow of a GDQ, they aren't going to have any runners left for AGDQ
>Bonesaw and Patty surely banned, >Andy and UsedPizza will probably have a similar level of bantz tomorrow in Patty's last run.
>BlueGlass "isn't banned" yet hasn't appeared at all in the last couple events.
>Blechy and Trihex didn't even show this time
Get ready for Minecraft Lets Plays and Undertale runs by literal who's.
>Gimmick is so good Miyamoto even said it was fun and had a hard time to admit it
http://www.glitterberri.com/developer-interviews/making-mr-gimmick/
I need to play this shit soon.
>>344175531
>>344175035
>>344175312
>>344175152
>>344174748
you guys are more offended than average tumblr user
oh the irony
>>344175858
I haven't been following your little sperg argument but you don't get to tell me what to do, cunt.
>>344175913
Why would it be hard for him to admit that he liked it?
>>344175849
>ruining your clothes just because it;s the last day of school
I would have beat the entire schools ass
>>344175849
I live in Mexico and can confirm this happens, but I can't remember if it was a middle school or high school thing for me
>>344175849
Rich white people do shit like this
>>344175913
Gimmick is regarded as the lost gem of the NES.
>>344175910
N-N-NO
>>344175531
I didn't post that so I could get (you)s from /r9k/ escapees.
>>344175936
People who can't even put the time and effort into competing in front of an audience should not compete in front of an audience. It's really super fucking simple.
Bad players make this speedrunning marathon look like shit.
>Gimmick
Best run so far
>$387,000
>2 days left
Are they fucked?
>>344175884
Why? I'm perfectly content with being alive.
You sound like a little bitch baby yourself.
is edobean dying? she's always coughing.
COUGHING ON THE MIC
>>344175849
>do american highschools really do this on the last day of class
No. Sometimes seniors will pull a "senior prank" on the last day.
> who cleans this shit up?
Presumably the janitor, or if the principal is mad he will make the perpetrators of the prank clean it up or threaten them not walking across the stage for graduation.
>I thought this only happens in movies
You thought wrong.
>>344176101
people have realized how little of the money actually goes to charity
>thats a hard thing to do
ok
>there are people here who have never heard of Gimmick before
>>344176113
>don't forget about me
>ahem ahem
>>344176101
>2 days left
For real? Damn this GDQ has been shitty.
>>344176026
>google image search says its yoga pants
>look closer
>holy shit it is yoga pants
Cute game
Anyone got the chat's banned word list?
I got banned for saying fat...
Fucking amerifats
>>344176081
It would be if Cyghfer ran it and the fat bitch wasn't present.
This dope just kept fucking up.
>>344176101
I thought last day was normaly biggest turn out
>>344176169
That's hardly surprising
Bad ending is pretty sad, loli pretty much gets raped
>>344176101
It's at 441k right now though
>>344176169
So? It's another shitty old game.
>>344176101
Every year its the same. Every year with any charity-donating event is the same.
>seems like they won't reach their goal
>a bunch of people or groups of people donate insane amount of money
It's like you're new to the concept of charity donations.
donation total just jumped severely
>>344175010
no the high energy one that sounded fucking crazy
>>344176026
>that nigger
I share his amazement
>>344176267
But thats hot.
such a sick soundtrack for a game thats so short
>>344176107
You are literally bitching over people having fun in your zekrit streaming club
End your life, this is sincere.
Did they ever get that DOOM 25k goal guys?
>>344175997
>Mr. Miyamoto doesn’t seem to be the type to praise other people’s work, so he added that he thought Miyamoto regretted being forced to admit it.
I guess Miyamoto isn't the type of person to admit things like that.
>>344176059
That's a real shame, it just shouts quality right away based on it's sprite work.
>>344176169
I was too busy playing 1944 and MM3 back in the day.
>>344176317
It's a glitch
>>344176169
>generic 2d platformer that isn't a part of any major series
wow, such shock!
>>344175997
I know, Miyamoto is a fan of gimmicks, seems kinda weird
Has anyone here actually donated?I'm thinking about it
>>344176203
fat
cuck
triggered
TriHard escape
all the obvious ones
>>344176353
Fun is fine.
Bad speedruns aren't.
How are you still struggling with this?
>>344176406
"Greetings from Germany!" donations are pretty much /v/
>>344176406
donate during the tetris
>>344176406
bait donations, yeah
>>344176307
>>344176386
kill yoself, neo-/v/
>>344174973
>asshurt
Says the guy responding to an anonymous internet person defend himself.
>>344176406
Not once, and this is my 8th event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPoh0OL_V9A
Best remix of Oath of Order coming thru.
>>344176406
the jeb bush dude last night had to be from here
>>344176203
Hitler is banned
>>344176406
100 dollars, saved the animals
>>344176406
>donating literally to ISIS
>>344175997
He is an egocentric chink hack
He always trashtalks, then makes Wii music and Star fox zero
Someone needs to put down that gambling addict wifebeater
>>344176472
it's well known meme lol
>>344176481
hell yeah
>tgm best
>this ad
>Undertale shit
Ok.
>>344176169
You sure are a special snowflake, anon.
> In the second stage, it's possible to skip a large part of the level and fight the boss early. If you do this quick enough, you will find him... sleeping, with an alarm clock mook by his side. In this state, the boss is a movable object, so you can push him towards the edge of the arena and hit him with a star as he about to wake up, killing him instantly.
>>344176169
I didn't knew about it until the past AGDQ
>>344176406
No, I'm not insane.
I actually donated to Doctor's Without Borders a couple of times before because then they get all the money, GDQ takes a deep cut of your donation.
>>344175849
Throwing papers was a tradition in my highschool. The foam wasn't, that looks like dumb shit white people would do.
Of course, a number of students would volunteer to clean up the mess.
>>344176353
You can't tell an autist to stop being an autist, just ignore his posts m8
>>344176607
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>>344176521
>Best remix of Oath of Order coming thru.
>Wiz Khalifa
>best anything
>>344176203
>Trump
>TriHard anything when anything happens
>Grill
![Fullmetal Alchemist BrotherHood 03.mkv_snapshot_07.45_[2016.03.07_16.24.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/DSRtyC5.png "Fullmetal Alchemist BrotherHood 03.mkv snapshot 07.45 [2016.03.07 16.24.24]")
>>344176610
I try my best every day, thanks
>>344176615
This is an NES game?
>>344176442
In the same way that you're struggling with the fact that nobod but you cares about your autistic opinion on what speedrunning should be
Have fun being stupid Uyama, don't forget to run when the IRS knocks at your door, fatty!
>>344176663
why are you responding to yourself as if you're separate person?
Got to sleep since cavemans run, did i miss something important?
>when commentators assure that something is difficult
OH SHIT INTERVIEW TIME
somebody update me on this sgdq's newest memes
Why isn't Skavenger wearing a choker?
>>344176321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJgzbGwdyI
Advanced autism
>>344175849
Not American but we do have something called Matura prank that the finals always pull on the last day.
It can be anything like barricading the school, setting up traps or anything really. Also always a pretty good way to get alcohol as a minor.
get it, he's sloppily doing that Key and Peele thing
>>344176169e x e c u t e
>>344176783
banned
>>344176607
>mfw the song was pretty good so i don't mind
>>344176682
Haha fucking niggers I only listen to white people music like Apocalyptico, Panthera and Beatles *headbang*
Could someone repost the lineart of Owen Wilson as Jak? I need to find my car keys
Mayoiga was shit
>>344176681
That looks surprisingly well made & cute. Is there a Naptstablook or Chara one?
>>344176832
what country is this
>>344176406
Donate to the charity directly, or look for local charities. They have much lower operating costs and do good work closer to you.
>>344176832
Meant seniors, obviously.
110%
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>>344176783
memes are banned.
>>344176868
lol buttblasted raptard
>>344174427
This one?
>>344176876
>>344176868
>implying
Just because Wiz Khalifa is shit doesn't mean I hate rap music. In fact Rap is my favorite genre.
>>344176737
>nobod but you cares about your autistic opinion on what speedrunning should be
Plenty of people care, most importantly actual speedrunners. Why would anyone other than speedrunners be entitled to an opinion about what speedrunning should be?
Now for my favorite part of the show… What does that say? Talk to the audience? Ugghhh, this is always death…
>>344176857
E X E C U T E thefun
>>344176994
Yes, dunno how I missed that. Gotta go now, Pikachu is outside
>>344175910
So no-show by YSG?
I'd think you'd at least hear his laughter in the audience but I haven't so far.
>>344176059
Well, since this is the second time it has shown up in a GDQ maybe it's going to get more known now?
>>344176926
The most irrelevant yuro country there isAustria
>>344176013
Actually it's pretty common for schoolkids in England to have everyone they know/like write a message or something on their shirt
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wREg5dAQApW2vn-WsU109e5cfPR02vk9eBvTwi-NDLs/edit#gid=0
announcer schedule
>>344177006
I don't see them
Even the GDQ staff had fun with Bonesaw's run
You're alone here autist and no imaginary community will change that
>>344176814
that shit's fucking cool, thanks.
>>344175910
>>BlueGlass "isn't banned" yet hasn't appeared at all in the last couple events.
>>Blechy and Trihex didn't even show this time
YSG didn't make it this time but has been at every event before this. He'll be at AGDQ again.
Trihex is there, he just isn't running since he honestly isn't even a speedrunner anymore.
>>344176406
Apparently Uyama only sent PCF 250k during AGDQ.
There was a list that came out that showed them funding shit like cancer patient Instant Messenger phone apps with the rest of the money.
The whole thing reeks of embezzlement and frankly I wouldn't even be surprised.
>>344175910
>not wanting Tuxwizzle or TGH to run UndertaleIt actually has some weird ass skips involving the punch card
>>344177121
write on a girl's tit
>i wish
>>344176247
It is It's when the rest of the 3rd party collectors who sell shirts and knock on doors and whatever hand everything in.
>>344177121
Well, at least I know if I went to school there, I'd have clean clothes at the end of the day.
>>344176783110% EXECUTE
>>344177089
Just watch some vids of him laughing to fill the void
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcxPsBxc2Pg&ab_channel=TacticalLion
>>344177164
>GDQ staff
>speedrunners
Geeze, you really are clueless.
How to fix layout
Song name permanently displayed
Upcoming game permanently displayed
Nametags during interviews (+what they ran)
Optional
Progress of setup with time estimate
He said it again the absolute mad man!
>mark of the ninja is coming up today
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>>344175910
It's the first GDC without Blueglass in the background what are you talking about, it's though that he didn't do any runs in a while.
>>344177306
JUST
>>344177089
>>344175910
>BlueGlass "isn't banned" yet hasn't appeared at all in the last couple events.
>BULLSHIT
>U
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he was on the couch at last GDQ during the Ecco run
>>344176359
They did.
The announcer was just saying DOOOOOOM for like 20 minutes straight and everyone just wanted him to shut up.
So what the fuck happened with the Jak and Daxter run? I wasn't gonna stay up at 2 AM for that shit, yet you fucks keep mentioning it. Was it fun, cringe, under estimate, mercy killed, what?
>>344177302
>Song name permanently displayed
FUCKING THIS
>>344177287
Fucking Jewyama
Look at all these cis men manspreading in their chairs. Such a hostile environment.
>>344177339
he doesnt get invited to run anymore but hes usually there
>>344177164
dont waste your finger energy m8, you can't red-pill an autist this far gone
>>344177209
Trihex was at Anime Expo
>>344177302
and "SGDQ" in the subject
>>344177302
Agreed.
While it is kind of fun to talk about which music just played maybe 5 minutes ago, that would be very helpful.
>>344177417
That's because he apparently has really poor hygiene and also can be really annoying.
>>344177398
It was fun, Owen Wilson stopped by.
>>344177398
fun
>>344177256
>3 girls I liked signed my shirt with their phone numbers and we kept in touch until university.
>1 said she'd fug me.
>She didn't
>>344177302
>Song name permanently displayed
>Upcoming game permanently displayed
These so fucking much
>>344177398
this is all you need to know
Can someone link me to the schedule please?
>>344177398
Apparently it was fun and Bonesaw BTFO the event twitch and other things
>>344177398
Fun, managed to make it under estimate too.
A big fuck you to the sterile atmosphere, felt like 2012 again.
>>344174161
Did any memes happen this SGDQ?
Haven't been able to watch it till now.
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>>344177398
the runner undermined the GDQ staff the entire time, it was great
>>344177297
>no true Scotsman
Geeze, you really are pathetic
>>344177506
its more because his last ecco 2 run wasa a disaster
>>344177459
Was he?
I could have sworn he said he's going to SGDQ.
>>344177398
It was all of the above pretty much, mostly fun though, don't let any autist tell you differently.
Watching the vod wont be quite the same, but its still worth it. you'll have an A1 time guranteed
i love dickshake
>>344177398
Felt like a run from classic GDQ
dickshake XD
Hey it's that sword from Phoenix Wright
>>344177398
Bonesaw and everyone else went insane. Fun like there haven't been for a while in GDQ.
It's definitely worth a full watch
>>344177417
>he doesnt get invited
I hope that's just a figure of speech
no one gets invited to run, they submit runs and then the staff chooses amongst them
and I'm pretty sure he doesnt submit anything, last time he did a run he DNF and went 20 minutes over estimate
>>344177506
>can be really annoying
I was fucking sick of him like an hour after he became a meme years ago. Don't know how anyone can sit near him for hours on end.
>>344177121
We did that in elementary school.
>>344177006
As a speedrunner it does bother me that runs like J&D, Half-Life 2 and Prince of Persia are highly praised by most even though the runs have been clearly awful. There are people who put effort into getting good at the games and are more passionate about what they do but don't get to showcase their runs and skills because people like Bonesaw and Noir take their slots.
>>344177541
>>344174161
Nice EXECUTION bro
Can we get PETA to outrage at GDQ for lel kill teh animals
>>344177508
>>344177516
>>344177547
>>344177554
>wow that's a big snake
>>344177561
Not really.
>>344177561
TAKE A BATH
>>344177561
We had an awesome run in the early EU hours from bonesaw.
That donation sure was legit.
>watching with my wife's son
what did he mean by this?
>>344177756
>white people
baka......
>>344177692
you're in the minority and your opinion is far outweighed by the popular one, but an opinion nonetheless
>>344177692
Yeah, it really is a shame.
Accepting bad runners because of how notoriously memey they are is the gayest thing to ever happen to these marathons.
At least faggots like Witwix actually have decent times.
>>344177891
haha that's not what it said but MEMES :D
Reminder that Bonesaw is the hype king
P
E
FRAME
E
C
TRICK
>Boss is The Pope
>>344177891
Holy shit, that actually came through the filters?
Shame I just missed it
>tfw no zfg
>>344178015
>pefect
pottery
>>344178015
>PEFECT
>>344177692
You seem to miss the point of these marathons then.
>>344178019
>Defeat him by giving him Undertale
>>344177692
Don't be a fucking boring uncharismatic autist then.
>dickshake
time to get erect
>>344178068
he only comes to AGDQs
>>344177692
It shows the concept of speedrunning to a very large audience. Being legitimately good at it outside of GDQ will attract those people right to you. I don't see the problem.
>>344177990
I believe it's more symbolic and ceremonial than meant for practical use.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven-Branched_Sword
>>344177990
Catch other swordsIt was actually a ceremonial sword so its serves no real use
>people getting banned in chat because they don't know about the Seven-Branched Sword
fucking casuals
>>344177984
Jelly as fuck
Mad because you sank 10000 hours in weebshit and nobody cares?
>>344177692
More entertaining runs get more money, simple as that. Again, this is mainly a charity event, not a speedrunning event.
>>344178009
you mean a cringy turbonerd with a nervous tic?
Spoopy level.
>>344178325
Projecting, gaylord? :^)
HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD A BROTHER?
>these """"""Jokes""""""
>>344178196
>Being legitimately good at it outside of GDQ will attract those people right to you.
History has shown many times that this isn't true.
GDQs attract stream monsters who don't care about speedrunning, and those people largely continue to watch people who are bad at speedrunning as long as they have le cool epic meme streamer fake-friend personality.
>>344178291
>I was only pretending to be retarded haha
>>344178325
rather be whatever bonesaw is than a spergy who takes speedrunning seriously at a charity event
>Implying his cosplay is anything short than "wow"
>>344178441
>actually being retarded and not getting the joke
millenia
you know what I can't stand about these marathons?
it's the
>>344177920
You know how a lot of speedrunners have began to dislike GDQs? This is the reason. It used to be a full on community event for speedrunners by speedrunners, and now the runners' opinions matter much less than they used to.
>>344177984
Yeah, Witwix is a faggot but I can't argue with his times.
>>344178106
Remember when it used to be about speedrunners meeting up and raising a bit of money for charity? Of course you don't.
>>344178196
I know the Jak community got pretty salty when Bonesaw was accepted as he has nothing to do with the rest of them but for some reason is representing their community for a large audience.
>>344178313
Entertaining and fast are not mutually exclusive.
>i like that jump
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>I like that jump
>I like that jump
jej
>looks nothing like an NES controller
I LIKE THAT JUMP
What happened to that bro ginger guy that was there for a sunshine run a few GDQs ago?
>>344178009
He's kind of a faggot
>>344176406
I did but I can't find my donation on the list.
>>344178650
>>344178651
>>344178668
>>344178692
I shut the stream off because I thought he was annoying and I miss that.
Fuck.
damn tonight is packed, anyone know how the elder scrolls runs are?
>>344178645
>Remember when it used to be about speedrunners meeting up and raising a bit of money for charity?
Are speed runners still not meeting up and raising money for charity?
>>344178568
>actually being retarded and not actually being retarded
lmfao rn
>>344178749
Mike Jewyama took it
WHERE THE FUCK IS SPEEDRUNNER MIDGET?
>>344178568
>joke
Is it that you can't spell?
>>344178689
Famicom controller you peanut.
>>344178440
>History has shown many times that this isn't true.
As if you could even prove, or disprove this, so its a moot point regardless.
>muh elitist tastes
kill yourself
>>344178645
>Entertaining and fast are not mutually exclusive.
Okay, but entertaining still trumps fast, doesn't help at all if the runner is a huge asshole like the Ty runner.
>>344178817
>Is it that you can't spell?
you have one more try
>>344178824
They didn't say that you doofus
NES had some trippy ass games
These """"""""""Jokes"""""""""""
Thank fuck its almost over.
>>344178812
He died, man.
Some sort of disease got him, same reason he was short.
>>344178645
Nobody cares about your high-school-tier bitching and gossiping
Maybe Bonesaw got picked over your runs because he's not a whiney bitch, unlike your lot, ever thought of that?
>>344178938
Is this serious? I can't tell.
can we get a full list of BANNED for this event?
so far I got
>Ty runner
>Hitler
>Bonesaw
>Big Jon
>>344178938
Wait, are you serious? That dude was fucking rad
>>344178807
Nevermind I found it, I am not sure if they read it out loud or not, probably not because this thread didn't freak out.
>>344178804
yeah but now it's a charity marathon with speedruns
it used to be a speedrun marathon that benefits a charity
so much selling out: entire box on screen with sponsors, ads, etc
>>344178919
Think for a minute
>Famicom J only game
>Uses an american made NES controller
>>344178812
https://twitter.com/cyghfer/status/732070352516481024
>>344179046
He died in january, i think.
>>344178645
>he has nothing to do with the rest of them
????????
>>344178919
Semantics you donut.
>>344178938
>His time was cut short
>I remember when I was young and I worshipped Mario 2 as the greatest game of all time. So I would really like to see TASbot break it.
>>344179046
>>344179084
He did, a few months ago.
Around the beginning of the year.
>>344178812
Blechy didn't show this GDQ.
It sucks. That mother fucker knows about every game ever.
>>344179046
>>344179084
https://twitter.com/blechyman
epically meme'd on
>>344178938
kek
that was a cool game actually
>>344179118
>it used to be a speedrun marathon that benefits a charity
dude it still is, dont be stupid. Not every speedrunner is the same, Most are Caveman types, or ZFG types, but occassionalyl you get a bonesaw or 2 out of many, and there's nothing wrong with that
>>344179072
BigJon has bronchitis and had to stay home; he ran a 48 hour marathon to get like 8 streamers/runners to sgdq
Any good runs since Bonesaw?
Fell asleep halfway through Caveman's awful Klonoa run
>cute girl saying dickshake
nice
EXITING THE FOREST IS SUPER SIMPLE
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THESE PATTERNS
>>344179164
What's the betting that joke would get you banned the twitch chat?
>>344179391
Why is Mike Ross so perfect?
>>344179391
someone change the text on his shirt to "snap"
>>344179164
oh thank god, hes alright
>>344179358
That was some crouching lion hidden tiger shit with all the jumping.
>>344178778
Arena sucks but the rest are good, even Skyrim has gotten to a good state.
>>344178804
That's more of a side event than the focus.It used to be all about the speedrunners getting together, now it's 80% random people who have at most done one 16 star SM64 run and and just want to suck up to their favorite runners.
>>344179448
PATH TURNS
>>344179164
>you'll never have a friendship as based as like cyghfer and blechy's
I didn't need these feels right now
>>344177398
It was simply amazing
You missed out.
I sure do like video games
I NEED THIS ANNOUNCER'S INSTAGRAM NOW
>>344179286
well meme'd my friend ;)
>>344178645
>You know how a lot of speedrunners have began to dislike GDQs? This is the reason
No the reason is because they can't be themselves. They can't havefunwith their homies.
>>344179118
Maybe it's time you start up a pure speed running event then.
>>344179421
(You)
It's not a fucking coicidink that ever since the Golf Cart incidient he's never been seen at a GDQ since. He has to save face for whitey and make up an 'excuse' that people will buy. But we know the truth.
>>344179501
Yeah, it was cool to watch him just fly through the stage. Would be a lot better if it was faster though.
>>344179406
I didnt make that >>344178645 post btw
V I D E O G A M E S
>100$ donation that just says "VIDEO GAMES"
>>344179485
your fault in not checking yourself and almost taking someone's word on here as the truth.
>>344179474
The world may never know.
>>344179425
Caveman's was so shit.
I think it's funny as fuck that Chibi AND him were both why that run they did was so awfully good.
>tfw tetris got pushed back far enough that I didn't miss it before waking up
>VIDEO GAMES
>>344179585
PURPLEGHOSTKASPER
also
READ THE FUCKING THREAD
>>344179668
Its canceled, go back to sleep
>that shirt
WHO /co/ HERE?
oh fuck
bonesaw ad pcull just got banned
google "coolmatty reddit"
>>344177692
Noir was just a rserve though.
>catching up with bonesaw run
Never played this game, is it anywhere near as good as Demon's Crest?
I just watched the Bonesaw run
The absolute madman, he was too good for SGDQ
>>344179747
source?
>>344179767
Go away.
>>344179796
better
>>344179767
what the fuck is it supposed to be?
is that a homestuck shirt
>>344179815
YOU GOT THE POWER
How did they get 100k over night?
who let the fat black guy back on the couch...he never says anything..
>>344179474
he gets in that ass
>>344179601
>They can't have fun with their homies.
Sure they can. They just have to do it behind locked doors in their hotel rooms.
>>344179769
Should've replaced HL2 with another run when Woobly cancelled. HL2 has been done to death anyway, there was no need for yet another run especially when the runner is sub par.
>>344179796
Gargoyle's Quest > Demon's Crest > Gargoyle's Quest 2 in my opinion, but they're all close and worth playing
>>344179767
get the fuck out
>>344179780
>>344179815
The Bonesaw and Heinki runs were fucking great.
>>344179767
Here, but I have no idea what you mean.
is this the prequel to the DUDEs crest game?
>>344179963
big jump for ultimate DOOM
>That's bad
>Oh this is good
>No wait that's bad
>That's bad
>This is okay
>>344179963
Bonesaw
>>344179796
No, not even.
>>344179963
bonesaw's run was legit 50k by itself, and that was only 2 hours.
>>344180043
please tell me that's a boy
>>344179213
BTFO
>>344179963
They had fun.
>WITNESS ME
runners need to learn to talk about the game and not about their luck
every fucking run is littered by "that's really bad RNG" "literally nothing I could do because RNG"
Which run do you think they'll break $500,000 for?
my guess is based Fallout 3
>>344180081
Except that it wasn't
>>344174642
I was on NeoGAF during the entire run and only one autist got angry that it had more humor than actually explaining the glitches.
>>344180081
AND it was in the middle of the fucking night.
map looks like a DF ripoff
>>344179895
>>344179997
Cool.
I'll give both Gargoyle's Quests a play.
>>344180071
Did you still enjoy the game, even if you didn't find it as good?
>>344180172
I'd rather they just use the term "luck" more often.
>>344178645
>giving this much of a fuck about some guy's speedrun
>>344180203
>Neogaf
Weak bait son
>>344180262
kill yourself my man
>>344180262
ghey
>>344180172
it's spelled R&G
>>344180203
>I was on NeoGAF
>>344179213
>>344180102
>last 100% run was 4 months ago
>2 years since his last any%
kys samefag
>>344180172
>runner gets lucky
>everyone applauds them
>>344179964
this was a serious question
>>344180219
Yeah I enjoyed what I played.
I just suck at platformers
>>344179780
>>344179815
spoonfeed me the vod
im a babby
Who's the guy in the couch?
>>344180262
>homeshit
>>344180203
>I was on NeoGAF
>>344180356
that's infinitemystery
he never talks. I forget what he runs though
Did he just got angry and yelled at the black guy?
>>344180203
>Neogaf
>>344180172
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7Sj0PDV5I
>>344180172
but RNG is a part of many speedgames. why wouldn't they talk about it?
>>344180178
FO3 is the worst of the Bethesda speedruns and the runner is bound to make it awkward as hell. Might be cool.
>>344180265
Not even going to pretend I have anything meaningful in my life so I might as well spend my time bitching about unimportant things on anonymous imageboards.
>>344180203
>I was on NeoGAF during the entire run
good job exposing yourself moron
>>344180481
Is he banned from GDQ?
>>344180335
>time frame suddenly null and voids his 6th spot
>implying samefag
How hurt are you your precious GDQs are dyinh?
You guys will be watching the Bethesda block, right?
>>344180435
>he never talks
then why the fuck is he on the couch? sick of seeing a couch full of retards that never talk.
>>344180457
>I was hoping he was a white Christian
I don't know what this is. I don't know if it's racist, or just Religionist or what.
But this is so fucked up.
>>344180602
No, Todd. I'd rather watch paint dry.
>>344180602
N-No Todd!
>>344180481
>No one cares what you call it!
>Proceeds to talk at great length why he cares what you call it
>>344180571
fuck off
>>344180616
>sick of seeing a couch full of retards that never talk.
maybe stop being so sensitive.
>>344180481
says a 4th rate Goldeneye runner.
>>344180387
twitch tv gamesdonequick/v/76689322
It starts around 1:33:00, watch 10 or so minutes and then skip to 1:51:00.
But really, if you have the time watch it all. It just progressively builds up over the first hour, and gets better.
>>344180602
Nah, I'll be sleeping during the most boring block.
NES had so much good shovelware
>>344180602
anything for you daddy
>>344180602
What's this about a Skyrim glitch exhibition Todd?
I thought it just worked.
>>344180182
My god what's your fucking problem you whining baby?
The guy's run got in, yours didn't
The guy is charismatic, you're not
The speedrunning community likes him, they don't even know who you are
Get over it and most importantly, get over yourself you fucking faggot
>>344180602
don't like to me now todd, how much did you need to pay them?
>>344174620
bump for this
i like this girl
>>344180663
It's HardCore Tolerence.
>>344180592
no one is arguing his spot on the leader board, idiot. now please kys
This guy is definitely a furry.
this guy is nice and his run is comfy
>>344180727
how is gargoyle's quest shovelware
>>344180602
I will watch you're broken games be more broken.
>>344180764
God thing she's gone after this run then.
>>344180734
Im just stating the facts, don't cry like a whiny democrat over it
>>344180602
No, and I hope no one watches these hackers hacking the games to make them look glitchy and broken, like some sort of twisted joke!
>>344180602
>Arena is in now
oh boy I can't wait to watch twenty minutes of picking up a piece of paper
>>344180708
thanks dudebro
>>344180481
>>344180686
Goose is the most sociopathic person in speedrunning by far. It's amazing how easily he manipulates people just by pretending that what he says is insightful.
new
>>344180857
when is the dota run?
>>344180778
But you said he had no reason being the runner. Maybe the reason was he's number 6?
Did bonesaw fuck your crush? Call your waifu a shit?
>>344180702
fuck off rutzou
>>344180602
I'd rather do just about anything else, Todd.
>>344180837
I'm stating facts too you fucking nobody
>>344180698
>sensitive
what? is that not what the couch is for? adding commentary an describing the difficulty of whatever going on?
there have been countless human whales sitting on the couch contributing nothing but body odor.
>>344180875
I think it's funny, not insightful. He was mostly joking on that particular rant. But he is certainly good at giving speeches.
This is a great run
>>344181009
>what? is that not what the couch is for? adding commentary an describing the difficulty of whatever going on?
You are new as fuck if you think the couch is for that
>>344180987
>Getting this assblasted over a number
kek
>>344181076
then enlighten me
>>344181056
>But he is certainly good at giving speeches.
As plenty of sociopaths tend to be.
>>344181076
Please, enlighten us on the purpose of the couch.
>>344181258
To support my ass.
>>344181076
I've been watching these things since the beginning. I'm pretty sure the couch is for commentary. It's why they get headsets.
>>344181258
>>344181224
the runner picks the couch.
this leaves the question quite open ended:
>friends
>other runners of same game
>insightful peeps
>eye candy fatties
>i'd prefer if you'd be quiet
>>344181258
Comfy sitting for VIP
>>344181224
>>344181258
>enlightenmind
the point is that it's a couch people sit on, that's it. They aren't there to say anything specific. If they are completely silent then there is no reason for them to have a mic but that is not being discussed. The couch is there because back in old GDQs that took place in someone's basement, there was a couch there and some people sat on it during runs.
>Tetris next
Wow,. how fucking boring. Call me when something interesting comes on.
>>344181398
pretty much this
>get mic on couch
>dont say anything
then get the fuck off the couch
bah-theese-duh block?
>>344181747
>he doesn't understand
>>344181747
>Tetris
At least it's short...
>1hour 15min estimate
fuckk... Starbucks run inc
>>344181747
>He doesn't know
>>344181747
Dude fuck off Tetris SRs are awesome.
>>344181747
>he hasnt watched gdq tetris with kevinddr
pleb
>>344181747
tetris is the best run, followed by mario maker, followed by tasbot, followed by all short runs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rpgs
>>344181791
Why? If no one else is going to commentate either they might as well be there to support their speedfriend, and have a headset because there are plenty of them. In case they feel like saying something at some point.
>>344181747
>Tetris
>Boring
oh man, he doesn't know
just got back
whos hype for skyrim block?
>>344181747
>they don't know
Anon, I...
>>344181901
someone post the epic anime porn game edit
>>344181795
>>344181874
>>344181896
>>344181901
>>344181906
>>344181932
>>344181969
Tetris got old after a couple of appearances at GDQs. Now it's boring unless you're easily amused.
>>344181969
>>344181932
>>344181906
>>344181901
>>344181896
>>344181874
>>344181795
You're all meming. Not him but tetris is boring as fuck. It's just a bunch of colorful explosions for an hour, you aren't even looking at anything meaningful. Difficult? Yes. Impressive? Yes. Fun to watch for an hour? Absolutely not.
>>344182002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsP2cnnlIY
>>344182235
thx famalam always good for a chuckle
>>344182231
>>344182080
Faggots
>>344178812
He wasn't available on short notice.
>>344181747
You just dont understand.
Fucking newfags
>>344182080
>>344182231
Enjoy your shit tastes, lads.
Here's a (You).
>>344182678
Please tell me what is good about tetris. I'm waiting anon.
>>344182459
Sorry, I watch so much GDQ shit that Tetris got old. Hope you newbois enjoy it.
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