Now: Shatterhand
Next: Bionic Commando
Later: Ironsword: Wizards and Warriors II
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
slowwalking
memes
GREETINGS
>literally
How was Max Payne 2?
the mean green bean machine will cut your head off clean if you say an F slur
>Next: Bionic Commando
nice
Where can I watch runs I've missed?
Reminder that the guy who ran Ty actually got banned from ever running again.
He might still be able to sit in the audience, though.
>>344166087
twitch or youtube
>mom hasn't gone to store in awhile
>go to make eggs because it's all that's in the fridge
>microwave is broken
>>344166087
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4r4pyp/sgdq_vod_thread_2016/
Man I missed Ghostbusters. What version did they play? Was it the old versions of the 2010 one?
>>344166141
>Using your microwave to make eggs
wut
>>344166141
>making eggs in a microwave
kys
>>344166120
What did he do?
I like the current run. Not too interesting game, but the runner knows what he is doing and moderately entertaining.
>>344166141
eat them raw you troglodyte
>>344166069
enjoyable, had a few chuckles and the glitches shown were entertaining. it won't let you down if you are looking forward to it
>>344166120
What did he do
>>344166194
>>344166205
not him but you actually can, if you break the egg before
>>344166251
I don't trust a microwave to evenly cook anything, let alone something that has to phase change
>>344166351
a cooked meal is a cooked meal, you can't say it's half-cooked
>elder scrolls and fallout block
guess it's early bed today
>>344166224
>>344166250
Had a $4,000 incentive for a pacifist run and decided to ignore it, murdering the fuck out of everything.
He'd remember, bring it up, then go back to killing shit. Repeat the process a few times, then he throws a tantrum on pastebin when it's over.
http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
>>344166250
Donations met an incentive for a pacifist run, the runner didn't do a pacifist run.
>>344166224
>>344166250
"pacifist" run is pretty self explanatory, and he killed mobs anyways saying he'd "donate for every mob killed," on top of him not being entertaining at all to watch either.
It was a mild shit show
>>344166508
also the devs donated, then he immediately started insulting them.
>>344166506
Elder Scrolls are good runs other than Arena, Fallout 3 is shit and Fallout 4 is okay if they have an SSD.
>>344166194
>>344166205
If you know how to do it, it actually works pretty good. Or get one of those "microwave egg cookers".
I personally make Poached Eggs in my microwave, and they taste pretty good. Not as good as when I make them the normal way, but still passable.
SDA oldboi clique block is always my favorite
Shatterhand looks pretty fun.
>>344166120
desu he deserves it, don't agree to the incentive if you won't do it
>>344166698
>using a microwave for any meal
not even /ck/ here, but that's just degenerate heresy
>>344166523
what game? what vod?
was there something really good so far?
i could only watch blindfolded sotn
>>344166909
don't tell me you actually waste the energy to bake a potato in the oven
>>344166915
Ty, the tasmanian tiger.
HOW DO I WATCH STREAMS WITH VLC? I DONT WANT WANT THAT SHITTY COMMAND LINE BEING OPEN ALL THE TIME
>>344166974
Not him, but I just poke a hole in it and put it in the microwave.
I don't taste or feel any difference.
>>344167016
>I AM AUTISTIC
SWEDEN
YES
>>344167016
Why does it bother if you if it just runs in the background minimized?
>>344167016
>vlc
>>344167064
IT'S UGLY AS FUCK
VLC? MORE LIKE WC
>>344167065
VLC is best for streaming
MPC-HC is best for everything else
mpv is best for special snowflake linux shitters
>>344167016
What command line?
>>344167038
good that's what I was suggesting, it's the civilized way to bake one
>>344167098
Get back on your Mac and fuck off.
>>344167127
pretty weak fampai
>>344166974
>implying I eat that peasant food anyways
all of my meals can be eaten raw, but I use my stovetop when i need to heat something. Microwaves are for niggers
>>344167140
>vlc
>best
>Runner does a trick
>Nobody reacts
>Runner mentions that the trick is hard to pull off
>Everyone applauds
Never fails to make me laugh.
>>344167202
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST COMMAND LINES IF ITS LINUX BUT I WONT HAVE A FUGLY COMMAND LINE MINIMIZED ON AN OS THAT DOESNT NEED IT
>>344167174
Try a toaster oven. Sounds crazy, but it's so much better than a microwave.
>runner does a trick
>he actually wanted treat
>>344167239
(You)
>>344167274
Then watch the stream like a pleb in chrome.
>>344167214
>potato
>peasant food
lmao ok enjoy your kale while your bf fucks you in the ass you fucking fairy
>>344166909
Sorry i forgot, this is the internet where we're all perfect.
If you drink anything besides water, you're retarded.
If you eat anything with sugar in it, you're fat
If you own a microwave you're a degenerate
etc
I still can't get over the Jak & Daxter run
My stomach hurt after an hour.
>>344166804
It is. It's a very short game though.
>>344167274
Stop writing in caps fucking stupid tumblr-whore
>>344167387
>>
>If you drink anything besides water, you're retarded.
true
>If you eat anything with sugar in it, you're fat
not true, neurons needs glucose
>If you own a microwave you're a degenerate
not true
>game character has a stand
>>344167438
in the past 10 years, I may have drunk no more than maybe about 2 or 3 gallons of water.
So, did Bonesaw get banned after last night?
this was actually comphy
>>344167387
Well artificial drinks are probably all worse than just water for us, that sounds very reasonable.
Microwave cooking probably just sounds a lot worse than it is.
Though Id rather use a water heater than put water in the microwave.
>>344167248
Forgive everyone for not having an entire week of speedrun tricks memorized. It's almost like they let the runner/couch commentate for a reason..
>>344166120
FUCKING BAN HIM
>>344167645
Nope, he got away with it all
>>344167652
>Though Id rather use a water heater than put water in the microwave.
do you believe the earth to be flat?
>>344167642
And you're autistic so that sounds about right
>>344167642
Sounds miserable and I'm actually someone who much prefers drinks with taste.
Still theres a ton of cases where nothing beats fresh cool water, especially over 10 years.
>>344167387
>tfw I never drink water, always eat sugar and always microwave
>lean as fuck
get mad, friend
>>344167346
>Implying I'd choose kale over canned spinach
You must think I'm some sort of faggot :(
>>344167738
Does microwaving things sound like it does good to them?
you know what actually happens in there right?
>there are people in this thread right now who has never heard of Shatterhand
>>344167645
>>344167645
for what?
when is our guy on?
>>344167857
>you know what actually happens in there right?
yeah, I am an engineer
do you?
>>344167865
Part of the reason why I started watching GDQs is because the only nintendo game I played up to maybe 2009 was super mario brothers on PC.
>>344167869
for the whole run
>>344167642
Nice, so you're a retarded little kid.
>>344167857
jesus christ this is some soccer mom shit right here
>>344167875
right now desu
>>344167896
Drink your microwaved water engineer-san
Add some salt to it too.
>>344167865
That artist is fucking great, nice taste anon.
>>344167857
They make the water within things boil
The "it kills le nutrients" meme is hippy poppycock
Here is a nice video to start off this run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mSbHE5iHUQ
>>344167857
>cut up hotdogs
>put them in the microwave
>they start sparking like metal
>mfw
>>344167857
you sound like a 60 year old mom
eat and do what the fuck you want, enjoy life however you wish, dumb retard
>edobean was in the girugamesh video
wat
SCREAM HOIP
oh boy a hold right and jump game by PJ
>>344167984
His run was fine, he wasn't the one running Tasmanian,retard
>>344167857
non-ionizing radiation imparts energy to the component molecules of the food, which then radiates outwards to the other parts of the dish, allowing you to eat a warm meal.
The worst thing that happens when you put something in the microwave is that if you wait too long shit will get floppy and hot.
>>344167896
I would expect an engineer to understand microwaves better than what you've shown thus far.
>>344167807
there's nothing unhealthy about microwaving shit, and the amount of water you drink has nothing to do with your weight, you fucking dolt.
>>344167865
I had never heard of it because I wasn't interested in platformers when I was young. I'm gonna try it now though, it looks awesome.
>>344168115
And you sound like a 14 year old, what was the point of making that post except you feeling like you fit in?
>>344168115
>tfw i took this advice and got addicted to crack
don't do whatever you want, folks
>another meme run
>>344168153
>jump
>>344168218
>posts girl whose only run is a meme game
Has there been any other noteworthy runs?
I fell asleep during Max Payne.
>>344168004
that's the dumbest shit I've read today.
there is no correlation between lack of water and retardation.
cool bait.
>>344168190
It's a pretty good game, if you didnt know it's release date I'd say you could probably mistake it for some pixel hipster indy trash game from today.
It controls well, the sprites are great and the tunes are pretty good.
this is now a /ck/ thread
all thanks to >>344166141
>>344166141
>Eggs in microwave
Is this what Anglos eat?
>>344168145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OnBJwnY3gZ
>>344168218
ENDURANCE RUN
>>344168324
thanks mom
Anything noteworthy yet?
I always seem to get stuck with Sonic/Indie blocks every time I attempt to watch it.
who was in the wrong here?
>>344168324
>>344168286
>girl
These NES games make me wanna speedrun a NES game!
What's a good speed NES game?!
>>344168324
Who /German/ here?
Greaseman gonna get greased tonight
>>344168392
The current block is pretty entertaining. The games and runs are fine, but the commentators are much more competent than average. The Tetris block coming up is something you don't want to miss, and the Elder Scrolls block that immediately follows could be neat.
Protip: 90% of all "natural food/cooking methods is better!" is just advertising bullshit that has no real nutritional merit at all. You are being tricked to pay more for a product that is only different in an entirely arbitrary way.
>>344168542
>eating fried food
uhhhhh ummmm uhhhhh ummmmmm uhhhh ummmmmm
>>344168515
Gimmick!
Super Mario Bros. 3
Kirby's Adventure
varuious Megamans
>>344168542
>greetings from germany
>>344168324
Did anyone say /ck/
>>344168452
I used to chill on my big doggo like that cat, with my head on him
Comfy
>>344168542
>mayo
man nah
>>344168569
and there's nothing you can do about it
>eating anything other than organic spinach
>drinking anything other than alkalized water
fat. asses.
I've been practicing really hard to speed run Legacy of Goku.
I hope it gets accepted to AGDQ 2017. If I get denied after my 3 years of hard work I'm going to be depressed as fuck.
>>344166909
>not even /ck/
You have never been on /ck/.
They are like /v/, after so much contact with their obsession they start discussing the best versions of even the things most people would consider terrible.
>>344168614
What's the inside texture like?
What have been the most memeworthy runs so far?
isn't this the game in which hitlers face melts?
>this movement in a game from 1988 on the NES
what went so horribly wrong for video games?
>>344168562
It's not about being better in a health sense, shit just tastes better if you spend more time cooking it than zapping it in 30 seconds, be it eggs like how some degenerates in this thread cook them or any other food.
That is if you even have to cook your food. If your food doesn't require cooking, that's even more optimal to an extent
>>344168614
Spaghetti & meatballs?
>>344168734
why would you speedrun something just to play it at a marathon? lol
>>344168605
>Gimmick!
don't feel like emulating
>Super Mario Bros. 3
>Kirby's Adventure
>varuious Megamans
these will do!
any more?
>>344167387
>If you own a microwave you're a degenerate
Owning one is okay, but actually using it for making your food when you have a perfectly fine stove and oven makes you a degenerate.
>>344168793
>Argument about microwaves
>White people
Pick 2
>>344168668
mayo is GOD tier for fries
ketchup is okay
mcdonalds sweet and sour and barbeque are okay too
mustard is disgusting
>>344168820
The NES came out in like 1981
>>344168820
Market crash? dunno man.
>>344167652
>Well artificial drinks are probably all worse than just water for us, that sounds very reasonable.
hippie
>>344168892
>>344168793
didn't mean to reply homie
>>344168894
Mayo and ketchup is okay
Fries+tartar sauce is divine.
>americlaps
>>344168785
Jak & Daxter
>>344168894
Who's white vinegar on fries here?
Reminder that DK64 could have been as great as Jak and Daxter but for some reason he decided to do a funless% run.
Check out his SGDQ 2015 run of DK64 if you want Jak and Daxter levels of fun. He also triggered a Polygon member while /v/ trolled said Polygon member into donating $500.
>>344168975
Right, Soylent is the official drink of speedrunners.
>>344168894
ketchup is the worst thing ever created related to food
>>344168894
>mayo is GOD tier for fries
>>344168894
>mustard is disgusting
t. underage b&
>>344169096
Cheese wiz is up there too.
>>344169070
What happened with the Polygon member?
>>344169168
on fries, anon
I like mustard a lot, but on fries? fuck no
The guy on the couch to the right was on the couch for the chibi vs caveman meme right?
>Waste your life eating healthy, avoiding all unhealthy foods, exercising, getting proper sleep, avoiding drugs, alcohol, smoking, etc
>You still have a very high chance to die at a younger age than a lot of people who drink, smoke, and eat unhealthy food
What's the point in all that effort when your death time is mostly RNG anyways, anons?
>>344169001
Where can I watch this, I don't follow SGDQ but Jak & Daxter is my shit
Kill myself?!?!?!?!
>>344169201
>You still have a very high chance to die at a younger age
what lol
>>344169186
2dos mocked trigger warnings
Polyfag threw a fit
/v/ made fun of Polyfag
2dos decided to donate $500 because of all the backlash he got for his shitty crying
>>344169201
Stacking the odds in your favor, feeling good while you are alive.
>>344169201
Chronic health conditions are a great excuse to eat shitty stuff all the time.
>>344169201
>doesn't understand the concept of changing the odds into your favor
lol stupid child
>PJ has fooled thousands upon thousands of people into thinking he is a good speedrunner.
>>344169201
are you black by any chance
>>344168617
>but with all sweets your chest starts to hurt, haha
made it all worth it
>>344169201
Because eating good and exercising feels great. It's especially fun not being out of breath walking up the stairs, like the average american is.
>>344169292
I mean polyfag decided to donate $500
*while 2dos continued to make fun of morons and do awesome shit
>>344168894
Mayo is fucking nasty
Whenever I visit my cousins in Belgium if we go to the fries stand everyone there just dunks their fries into buckets of mayonnaise and it's fucking gross. If a fast food restaurant fucks up my order and puts mayo on my sandwich I either take it back or just throw it on the ground outside and leave.
>>344169201
believe it or not, living a non-degenerate lifestyle helps you enjoy life way more
t. former degenerate
>>344169292
OH, I REMEMBER THIS.
>>344168820
Limitations on the old systems made you put all the wotk and creativity you could into your game so it could sell. That was the philosophy at the time.
Now you make some simple shit because it costs less money, you have also a fanbase that will buy your games anyway. No need to go that step farther since it might not be worth the time.
Did they mention Mighty no 9 at all during Mega Man block? I was wondering what they thought about it.
>>344168894
Americans everyone
>MFW you will never laugh as hard as with Bonesaw ever again.
>>344168894
I hate all.
>>344169463
>implying anyone thought it was anything other than shit and broken promises
>>344168071
he's alright I guess
>>344169527
Nobody puts mayo on fries in America. That's not an American thing.
>>344169527
>>344169201
>tfw all the old people who are 100+ tell stories of how they have been smoking, drinking and doing what they want all life
>>344169391
>Belgium
I feel like they should be made fun of more for their eating habits.
>>344169624
>That's not an American thing.
It's a southern thing, dumbass. It's called redneck sauce.
>>344169559
>triggered
Don't fucking say that, I want to believe such perfect controlled chaos can happen again at a gdq
>LordPepe
They're stealing our fucking MEMES.
>>344169559
That was the most entertained I had been in a long time
>>344169201
Having a good diet doesn't mean you can't smoke, drink or take drugs once in a while.
Stuffing your face with garbage 24/7 is just as bad as doing drugs 24/7, that's all there is to it.
>>344169673
It's totally not. Mayo on fries is a Canadian and European thing.
>>344169673
The south doesn't count
>>344169001
Waow!
>ITT retards trying to convert people to their lifestyle and thinks it's the correct way
4chan is a funny place.
>>344169736
>our
>>>/reddit/
>>344169559
someone link the run i missed it
>>344169824
>ITT retard thinks his way of living is the correct way and judges everyone else like an insecure little shitbag
>>344169790
I'm Canadian and I've never in my life seen someone put mayo on fries. It's always ketchup, sometimes white vinegar.
Can you /ck/ fags please go?
This is a SGDQ thread. This thread is about Video Games.
>>344169758
What happened?
>>344169414
I could and would like to eat a whole cake right now.
But if I do that, I'll get fat.
I would enjoy life more if I was able to eat it, though.
Same way I prefer the taste of iced tea to water, but I drink mostly water because it's healthier and not full of sugar.
>>344169789
Most retarded shit I've read here, kill yourself.
>>344169824
You're right, anon. Eating an entire pizza and a bucket of mayo for dinner every night is just as valid of a dietary choice as anything else.
>look at twitch chat for a second
>GO TO ELDER SCROLLS ALREADY
>THIS IS NOT A GAME
>PLAY MODERN GAMES
I know this shouldn't make me angry but damn
>>344169824
>2016
>not trying to interest people to an objectively better walk of life
Are you actually gonna tell me you object to a superior way of cooking? you autist
>>344169996
Fuck off straight edge kid
have some healthy tips
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is Spider-Man green?
>>344169909
You're right. Sorry, I was thinking there was mayo in poutine.
>>344169996
he's right though. you're in denial.
back from my 9 hour sleep, did I miss any good runs?
>>344169886
twitch /gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=4m09s
>Hitler is a banned word in chat
>>344169201
Because you fat autist if you don't take care of yourself now it fucks you up later. Not in the kill you sense but in the constant health problems and being a gross middle age fatman.
Also you eat healthy and exercise to look good for women. You already, rightly, insult land whales for the same reason so don't be a hypocrite. Stupid faggot.
>>344170067
imagine gdq 2036
>>344170108
>list of healthy eating
>immediately goes to bread and pasta
Haha, no.
>>344169968
No, you wouldn't. If you ate a whole cake with any sort of regularity you'd gain weight, but singular meal have very small impact on your long term weight. You can eat damn near anything that isn't poisonous, as long as it doesn't become a habit you'll be fine.
Before you unleash your edgy angst and (you)'s on me, I would like an honest answer.
I seldomly watch gamesdonequick, mainly because time, and also because I don't agree with the direction the event is going.
Why are people more interested in petty shit like:
>a streamer showing a nintendo golf cartridge off on camera
>socially akward crash 2 speedrunner who likes to die alot
>eyepatch man with a tablet
>and ty speedrunner who killed some enemies
when they should be more concerned about more serious offenses like a speedrunner giving someone under 21 and sleeping with her, possibly causing a rift in her relationship, and gamesdonequick has done nothing about it?
Shouldn't GDQ release a sheet stating where all of their profits go, down to the very penny? I don't trust donating to events because I don't want a mere percentage to go towards the actual charitable cause, I want like 95 to 100% of my donation to.
>>344170067
Modern games do make for better speedruns, they have more depth which leads to more complex routing and more mechanics which lead to something being totally broken. NES stuff tends to be just playing the game pretty well.
>>344169932
>Not knowing video games and food are interchangeable
>Implying this doesn't happen every thread
welcome to /v/
>>344169234
Woooow!
twitch,tv gamesdonequick /v/76689322
>>344170108
What can I grow on a windowsill that faces south?
>>344170108
>healthy tips
>All those casrbs
>>344170229
>he fell for the gluten free meme.
>not eating properly with the help of your own chat
>>344170389
>carbs
>bad
>>344170318
shit man thanks
>>344170213
Another retard trying to impose his lifestyle on people.
Not everyone is eating healthy and exercising to look for MUG GOOD WOMAN HEHE FUCK PUSSY CUNT FUCK
kys
>>344170229
>>344170389
>carbs are not healthy meme
How was the Jak and Daxter run I had to go to sleep but it started off pretty based.
>>344170229
you actually have no idea what you think you are talking about
Did he just get a world record?
Holy shit
>>344170236
I'm obviously not talking about 1 cake
I'm talking in general. I could often eat a snack or feel like having something extra, but I don't, despite wanting to.
In the end it just comes down to self control. Either that or you do so much sport and burn so many calories that it really doesn't matter what you eat and stuff yourself with.
>>344170280
0% of the donations go to a good cause anyway
PCF is an advertising company, does no research or cure
MSF cures terrorists and guerilla fighters in africa and middle east
>>344170302
>Modern games do make for better speedruns
No they don't lol.
The most complex and difficult to optimize speedgames are from the 4th and 5th gen.
>No YSG laugh for these jokes.
Why even bother living.
Did the Deus Ex runner get banned?
>>344170472
>>344170527
More like starch is bad for you, famalam. Even doctors warn you to limit your bread/pasta content.
>>344170547
Whatever you say, fatass.
>>344170647
yes
>>344170067
They're young and don't have an understanding of how hard these games are and how neat it is to see someone play through it like this, though the Bethesda blocks will be fun too.
>Tetris soon
>Followed by Trials Fusion
>Then Elder Scrolls runs
Gonna be a good night
>>344170647
Nobody got banned
>>344170553
seven seconds over his WR
>>344170535
The run itself was a trainwreck but it was still underestimate and became by far the best goddamn run in the entire marathon
>>344170280
Because events shouldn't police the lives of people; save that for the law, get the police and court involved and move the fuck on.
GDQ is a private entity and owes us nothing, they don't have to reveal anything;
My question to you is why do you think that anything related to video games must be 100% public and transparent?
>>344170108
>making bread from scratch
stopped reading, I'm not gonna spend this much time on making my own fucking bread what the hell
I have a life
