SGDQ: We finally escaped Illusion of Gaia edition
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Now: Shatterhand
Next: Bionic Commando
Later: Ironsword: Wizards and Warriors II
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
slowwalking
memes
GREETINGS
>literally
How was Max Payne 2?
the mean green bean machine will cut your head off clean if you say an F slur
>Next: Bionic Commando
nice
Where can I watch runs I've missed?
Reminder that the guy who ran Ty actually got banned from ever running again.
He might still be able to sit in the audience, though.
>>344166087
twitch or youtube
>mom hasn't gone to store in awhile
>go to make eggs because it's all that's in the fridge
>microwave is broken
>>344166087
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4r4pyp/sgdq_vod_thread_2016/
Man I missed Ghostbusters. What version did they play? Was it the old versions of the 2010 one?
>>344166141
>Using your microwave to make eggs
wut
>>344166141
>making eggs in a microwave
kys
>>344166120
What did he do?
I like the current run. Not too interesting game, but the runner knows what he is doing and moderately entertaining.
>>344166141
eat them raw you troglodyte
>>344166069
enjoyable, had a few chuckles and the glitches shown were entertaining. it won't let you down if you are looking forward to it
>>344166120
What did he do
>>344166194
>>344166205
not him but you actually can, if you break the egg before
>>344166251
I don't trust a microwave to evenly cook anything, let alone something that has to phase change
>>344166351
a cooked meal is a cooked meal, you can't say it's half-cooked
>elder scrolls and fallout block
guess it's early bed today
>>344166224
>>344166250
Had a $4,000 incentive for a pacifist run and decided to ignore it, murdering the fuck out of everything.
He'd remember, bring it up, then go back to killing shit. Repeat the process a few times, then he throws a tantrum on pastebin when it's over.
http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
>>344166250
Donations met an incentive for a pacifist run, the runner didn't do a pacifist run.
>>344166224
>>344166250
"pacifist" run is pretty self explanatory, and he killed mobs anyways saying he'd "donate for every mob killed," on top of him not being entertaining at all to watch either.
It was a mild shit show
>>344166508
also the devs donated, then he immediately started insulting them.
>>344166506
Elder Scrolls are good runs other than Arena, Fallout 3 is shit and Fallout 4 is okay if they have an SSD.
>>344166194
>>344166205
If you know how to do it, it actually works pretty good. Or get one of those "microwave egg cookers".
I personally make Poached Eggs in my microwave, and they taste pretty good. Not as good as when I make them the normal way, but still passable.
SDA oldboi clique block is always my favorite
Shatterhand looks pretty fun.
>>344166120
desu he deserves it, don't agree to the incentive if you won't do it
>>344166698
>using a microwave for any meal
not even /ck/ here, but that's just degenerate heresy
>>344166523
what game? what vod?
was there something really good so far?
i could only watch blindfolded sotn
>>344166909
don't tell me you actually waste the energy to bake a potato in the oven
>>344166915
Ty, the tasmanian tiger.
HOW DO I WATCH STREAMS WITH VLC? I DONT WANT WANT THAT SHITTY COMMAND LINE BEING OPEN ALL THE TIME
>>344166974
Not him, but I just poke a hole in it and put it in the microwave.
I don't taste or feel any difference.
>>344167016
>I AM AUTISTIC
SWEDEN
YES
>>344167016
Why does it bother if you if it just runs in the background minimized?
>>344167016
>vlc
>>344167064
IT'S UGLY AS FUCK
VLC? MORE LIKE WC
>>344167065
VLC is best for streaming
MPC-HC is best for everything else
mpv is best for special snowflake linux shitters
>>344167016
What command line?
>>344167038
good that's what I was suggesting, it's the civilized way to bake one
>>344167098
Get back on your Mac and fuck off.
>>344167127
pretty weak fampai
>>344166974
>implying I eat that peasant food anyways
all of my meals can be eaten raw, but I use my stovetop when i need to heat something. Microwaves are for niggers
>>344167140
>vlc
>best
>Runner does a trick
>Nobody reacts
>Runner mentions that the trick is hard to pull off
>Everyone applauds
Never fails to make me laugh.
>>344167202
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST COMMAND LINES IF ITS LINUX BUT I WONT HAVE A FUGLY COMMAND LINE MINIMIZED ON AN OS THAT DOESNT NEED IT
>>344167174
Try a toaster oven. Sounds crazy, but it's so much better than a microwave.
>runner does a trick
>he actually wanted treat
>>344167239
(You)
>>344167274
Then watch the stream like a pleb in chrome.
>>344167214
>potato
>peasant food
lmao ok enjoy your kale while your bf fucks you in the ass you fucking fairy
>>344166909
Sorry i forgot, this is the internet where we're all perfect.
If you drink anything besides water, you're retarded.
If you eat anything with sugar in it, you're fat
If you own a microwave you're a degenerate
etc
I still can't get over the Jak & Daxter run
My stomach hurt after an hour.
>>344166804
It is. It's a very short game though.
>>344167274
Stop writing in caps fucking stupid tumblr-whore
>>344167387
>>
>If you drink anything besides water, you're retarded.
true
>If you eat anything with sugar in it, you're fat
not true, neurons needs glucose
>If you own a microwave you're a degenerate
not true
>game character has a stand
>>344167438
in the past 10 years, I may have drunk no more than maybe about 2 or 3 gallons of water.
So, did Bonesaw get banned after last night?
this was actually comphy
>>344167387
Well artificial drinks are probably all worse than just water for us, that sounds very reasonable.
Microwave cooking probably just sounds a lot worse than it is.
Though Id rather use a water heater than put water in the microwave.
>>344167248
Forgive everyone for not having an entire week of speedrun tricks memorized. It's almost like they let the runner/couch commentate for a reason..
>>344166120
FUCKING BAN HIM
>>344167645
Nope, he got away with it all
>>344167652
>Though Id rather use a water heater than put water in the microwave.
do you believe the earth to be flat?
>>344167642
And you're autistic so that sounds about right
>>344167642
Sounds miserable and I'm actually someone who much prefers drinks with taste.
Still theres a ton of cases where nothing beats fresh cool water, especially over 10 years.
>>344167387
>tfw I never drink water, always eat sugar and always microwave
>lean as fuck
get mad, friend
>>344167346
>Implying I'd choose kale over canned spinach
You must think I'm some sort of faggot :(
>>344167738
Does microwaving things sound like it does good to them?
you know what actually happens in there right?
>there are people in this thread right now who has never heard of Shatterhand
>>344167645
>>344167645
for what?
when is our guy on?
>>344167857
>you know what actually happens in there right?
yeah, I am an engineer
do you?
>>344167865
Part of the reason why I started watching GDQs is because the only nintendo game I played up to maybe 2009 was super mario brothers on PC.
>>344167869
for the whole run
>>344167642
Nice, so you're a retarded little kid.
>>344167857
jesus christ this is some soccer mom shit right here
>>344167875
right now desu
>>344167896
Drink your microwaved water engineer-san
Add some salt to it too.
>>344167865
That artist is fucking great, nice taste anon.
>>344167857
They make the water within things boil
The "it kills le nutrients" meme is hippy poppycock
Here is a nice video to start off this run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mSbHE5iHUQ
>>344167857
>cut up hotdogs
>put them in the microwave
>they start sparking like metal
>mfw
>>344167857
you sound like a 60 year old mom
eat and do what the fuck you want, enjoy life however you wish, dumb retard
>edobean was in the girugamesh video
wat
SCREAM HOIP
oh boy a hold right and jump game by PJ
>>344167984
His run was fine, he wasn't the one running Tasmanian,retard
>>344167857
non-ionizing radiation imparts energy to the component molecules of the food, which then radiates outwards to the other parts of the dish, allowing you to eat a warm meal.
The worst thing that happens when you put something in the microwave is that if you wait too long shit will get floppy and hot.
>>344167896
I would expect an engineer to understand microwaves better than what you've shown thus far.
>>344167807
there's nothing unhealthy about microwaving shit, and the amount of water you drink has nothing to do with your weight, you fucking dolt.
>>344167865
I had never heard of it because I wasn't interested in platformers when I was young. I'm gonna try it now though, it looks awesome.
>>344168115
And you sound like a 14 year old, what was the point of making that post except you feeling like you fit in?
>>344168115
>tfw i took this advice and got addicted to crack
don't do whatever you want, folks
>another meme run
>>344168153
>jump
>>344168218
>posts girl whose only run is a meme game
Has there been any other noteworthy runs?
I fell asleep during Max Payne.
>>344168004
that's the dumbest shit I've read today.
there is no correlation between lack of water and retardation.
cool bait.
>>344168190
It's a pretty good game, if you didnt know it's release date I'd say you could probably mistake it for some pixel hipster indy trash game from today.
It controls well, the sprites are great and the tunes are pretty good.
this is now a /ck/ thread
all thanks to >>344166141
>>344166141
>Eggs in microwave
Is this what Anglos eat?
>>344168145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OnBJwnY3gZ
>>344168218
ENDURANCE RUN
>>344168324
thanks mom
Anything noteworthy yet?
I always seem to get stuck with Sonic/Indie blocks every time I attempt to watch it.
who was in the wrong here?
>>344168286
>girl
These NES games make me wanna speedrun a NES game!
What's a good speed NES game?!
>>344168324
Who /German/ here?
Greaseman gonna get greased tonight
>>344168392
The current block is pretty entertaining. The games and runs are fine, but the commentators are much more competent than average. The Tetris block coming up is something you don't want to miss, and the Elder Scrolls block that immediately follows could be neat.
Protip: 90% of all "natural food/cooking methods is better!" is just advertising bullshit that has no real nutritional merit at all. You are being tricked to pay more for a product that is only different in an entirely arbitrary way.
>>344168542
>eating fried food
uhhhhh ummmm uhhhhh ummmmmm uhhhh ummmmmm
>>344168515
Gimmick!
Super Mario Bros. 3
Kirby's Adventure
varuious Megamans
>>344168542
>greetings from germany
>>344168324
Did anyone say /ck/
>>344168452
I used to chill on my big doggo like that cat, with my head on him
Comfy
>>344168542
>mayo
man nah
>>344168569
and there's nothing you can do about it
>eating anything other than organic spinach
>drinking anything other than alkalized water
fat. asses.
I've been practicing really hard to speed run Legacy of Goku.
I hope it gets accepted to AGDQ 2017. If I get denied after my 3 years of hard work I'm going to be depressed as fuck.
>>344166909
>not even /ck/
You have never been on /ck/.
They are like /v/, after so much contact with their obsession they start discussing the best versions of even the things most people would consider terrible.
>>344168614
What's the inside texture like?
What have been the most memeworthy runs so far?
isn't this the game in which hitlers face melts?
>this movement in a game from 1988 on the NES
what went so horribly wrong for video games?
>>344168562
It's not about being better in a health sense, shit just tastes better if you spend more time cooking it than zapping it in 30 seconds, be it eggs like how some degenerates in this thread cook them or any other food.
That is if you even have to cook your food. If your food doesn't require cooking, that's even more optimal to an extent
>>344168614
Spaghetti & meatballs?
>>344168734
why would you speedrun something just to play it at a marathon? lol
>>344168605
>Gimmick!
don't feel like emulating
>Super Mario Bros. 3
>Kirby's Adventure
>varuious Megamans
these will do!
any more?
>>344167387
>If you own a microwave you're a degenerate
Owning one is okay, but actually using it for making your food when you have a perfectly fine stove and oven makes you a degenerate.
>>344168793
>Argument about microwaves
>White people
Pick 2
>>344168668
mayo is GOD tier for fries
ketchup is okay
mcdonalds sweet and sour and barbeque are okay too
mustard is disgusting
>>344168820
The NES came out in like 1981
>>344168820
Market crash? dunno man.
>>344167652
>Well artificial drinks are probably all worse than just water for us, that sounds very reasonable.
hippie
>>344168892
>>344168793
didn't mean to reply homie
>>344168894
Mayo and ketchup is okay
Fries+tartar sauce is divine.
>americlaps
>>344168785
Jak & Daxter
>>344168894
Who's white vinegar on fries here?
Reminder that DK64 could have been as great as Jak and Daxter but for some reason he decided to do a funless% run.
Check out his SGDQ 2015 run of DK64 if you want Jak and Daxter levels of fun. He also triggered a Polygon member while /v/ trolled said Polygon member into donating $500.
>>344168975
Right, Soylent is the official drink of speedrunners.
>>344168894
ketchup is the worst thing ever created related to food
>>344168894
>mayo is GOD tier for fries
>>344168894
>mustard is disgusting
t. underage b&
>>344169096
Cheese wiz is up there too.
>>344169070
What happened with the Polygon member?
>>344169168
on fries, anon
I like mustard a lot, but on fries? fuck no
The guy on the couch to the right was on the couch for the chibi vs caveman meme right?
>Waste your life eating healthy, avoiding all unhealthy foods, exercising, getting proper sleep, avoiding drugs, alcohol, smoking, etc
>You still have a very high chance to die at a younger age than a lot of people who drink, smoke, and eat unhealthy food
What's the point in all that effort when your death time is mostly RNG anyways, anons?
>>344169001
Where can I watch this, I don't follow SGDQ but Jak & Daxter is my shit
Kill myself?!?!?!?!
>>344169201
>You still have a very high chance to die at a younger age
what lol
>>344169186
2dos mocked trigger warnings
Polyfag threw a fit
/v/ made fun of Polyfag
2dos decided to donate $500 because of all the backlash he got for his shitty crying
>>344169201
Stacking the odds in your favor, feeling good while you are alive.
>>344169201
Chronic health conditions are a great excuse to eat shitty stuff all the time.
>>344169201
>doesn't understand the concept of changing the odds into your favor
lol stupid child
>PJ has fooled thousands upon thousands of people into thinking he is a good speedrunner.
>>344169201
are you black by any chance
>>344168617
>but with all sweets your chest starts to hurt, haha
made it all worth it
>>344169201
Because eating good and exercising feels great. It's especially fun not being out of breath walking up the stairs, like the average american is.
>>344169292
I mean polyfag decided to donate $500
*while 2dos continued to make fun of morons and do awesome shit
>>344168894
Mayo is fucking nasty
Whenever I visit my cousins in Belgium if we go to the fries stand everyone there just dunks their fries into buckets of mayonnaise and it's fucking gross. If a fast food restaurant fucks up my order and puts mayo on my sandwich I either take it back or just throw it on the ground outside and leave.
>>344169201
believe it or not, living a non-degenerate lifestyle helps you enjoy life way more
t. former degenerate
>>344169292
OH, I REMEMBER THIS.
>>344168820
Limitations on the old systems made you put all the wotk and creativity you could into your game so it could sell. That was the philosophy at the time.
Now you make some simple shit because it costs less money, you have also a fanbase that will buy your games anyway. No need to go that step farther since it might not be worth the time.
Did they mention Mighty no 9 at all during Mega Man block? I was wondering what they thought about it.
>>344168894
Americans everyone
>MFW you will never laugh as hard as with Bonesaw ever again.
>>344168894
I hate all.
>>344169463
>implying anyone thought it was anything other than shit and broken promises
>>344168071
he's alright I guess
>>344169527
Nobody puts mayo on fries in America. That's not an American thing.
>>344169201
>tfw all the old people who are 100+ tell stories of how they have been smoking, drinking and doing what they want all life
>>344169391
>Belgium
I feel like they should be made fun of more for their eating habits.
>>344169624
>That's not an American thing.
It's a southern thing, dumbass. It's called redneck sauce.
>>344169559
>triggered
Don't fucking say that, I want to believe such perfect controlled chaos can happen again at a gdq
>LordPepe
They're stealing our fucking MEMES.
>>344169559
That was the most entertained I had been in a long time
>>344169201
Having a good diet doesn't mean you can't smoke, drink or take drugs once in a while.
Stuffing your face with garbage 24/7 is just as bad as doing drugs 24/7, that's all there is to it.
>>344169673
It's totally not. Mayo on fries is a Canadian and European thing.
>>344169673
The south doesn't count
>>344169001
Waow!
>ITT retards trying to convert people to their lifestyle and thinks it's the correct way
4chan is a funny place.
>>344169736
>our
>>>/reddit/
>>344169559
someone link the run i missed it
>>344169824
>ITT retard thinks his way of living is the correct way and judges everyone else like an insecure little shitbag
>>344169790
I'm Canadian and I've never in my life seen someone put mayo on fries. It's always ketchup, sometimes white vinegar.
Can you /ck/ fags please go?
This is a SGDQ thread. This thread is about Video Games.
>>344169758
What happened?
>>344169414
I could and would like to eat a whole cake right now.
But if I do that, I'll get fat.
I would enjoy life more if I was able to eat it, though.
Same way I prefer the taste of iced tea to water, but I drink mostly water because it's healthier and not full of sugar.
>>344169789
Most retarded shit I've read here, kill yourself.
>>344169824
You're right, anon. Eating an entire pizza and a bucket of mayo for dinner every night is just as valid of a dietary choice as anything else.
>look at twitch chat for a second
>GO TO ELDER SCROLLS ALREADY
>THIS IS NOT A GAME
>PLAY MODERN GAMES
I know this shouldn't make me angry but damn
>>344169824
>2016
>not trying to interest people to an objectively better walk of life
Are you actually gonna tell me you object to a superior way of cooking? you autist
>>344169996
Fuck off straight edge kid
have some healthy tips
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is Spider-Man green?
>>344169909
You're right. Sorry, I was thinking there was mayo in poutine.
>>344169996
he's right though. you're in denial.
back from my 9 hour sleep, did I miss any good runs?
>>344169886
twitch /gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=4m09s
>Hitler is a banned word in chat
>>344169201
Because you fat autist if you don't take care of yourself now it fucks you up later. Not in the kill you sense but in the constant health problems and being a gross middle age fatman.
Also you eat healthy and exercise to look good for women. You already, rightly, insult land whales for the same reason so don't be a hypocrite. Stupid faggot.
>>344170067
imagine gdq 2036
>>344170108
>list of healthy eating
>immediately goes to bread and pasta
Haha, no.
>>344169968
No, you wouldn't. If you ate a whole cake with any sort of regularity you'd gain weight, but singular meal have very small impact on your long term weight. You can eat damn near anything that isn't poisonous, as long as it doesn't become a habit you'll be fine.
Before you unleash your edgy angst and (you)'s on me, I would like an honest answer.
I seldomly watch gamesdonequick, mainly because time, and also because I don't agree with the direction the event is going.
Why are people more interested in petty shit like:
>a streamer showing a nintendo golf cartridge off on camera
>socially akward crash 2 speedrunner who likes to die alot
>eyepatch man with a tablet
>and ty speedrunner who killed some enemies
when they should be more concerned about more serious offenses like a speedrunner giving someone under 21 and sleeping with her, possibly causing a rift in her relationship, and gamesdonequick has done nothing about it?
Shouldn't GDQ release a sheet stating where all of their profits go, down to the very penny? I don't trust donating to events because I don't want a mere percentage to go towards the actual charitable cause, I want like 95 to 100% of my donation to.
>>344170067
Modern games do make for better speedruns, they have more depth which leads to more complex routing and more mechanics which lead to something being totally broken. NES stuff tends to be just playing the game pretty well.
>>344169932
>Not knowing video games and food are interchangeable
>Implying this doesn't happen every thread
welcome to /v/
>>344169234
Woooow!
twitch,tv gamesdonequick /v/76689322
>>344170108
What can I grow on a windowsill that faces south?
>>344170108
>healthy tips
>All those casrbs
>>344170229
>he fell for the gluten free meme.
>not eating properly with the help of your own chat
>>344170389
>carbs
>bad
>>344170318
shit man thanks
>>344170213
Another retard trying to impose his lifestyle on people.
Not everyone is eating healthy and exercising to look for MUG GOOD WOMAN HEHE FUCK PUSSY CUNT FUCK
kys
>>344170229
>>344170389
>carbs are not healthy meme
How was the Jak and Daxter run I had to go to sleep but it started off pretty based.
>>344170229
you actually have no idea what you think you are talking about
Did he just get a world record?
Holy shit
>>344170236
I'm obviously not talking about 1 cake
I'm talking in general. I could often eat a snack or feel like having something extra, but I don't, despite wanting to.
In the end it just comes down to self control. Either that or you do so much sport and burn so many calories that it really doesn't matter what you eat and stuff yourself with.
>>344170280
0% of the donations go to a good cause anyway
PCF is an advertising company, does no research or cure
MSF cures terrorists and guerilla fighters in africa and middle east
>>344170302
>Modern games do make for better speedruns
No they don't lol.
The most complex and difficult to optimize speedgames are from the 4th and 5th gen.
>No YSG laugh for these jokes.
Why even bother living.
Did the Deus Ex runner get banned?
>>344170472
>>344170527
More like starch is bad for you, famalam. Even doctors warn you to limit your bread/pasta content.
>>344170547
Whatever you say, fatass.
>>344170647
yes
>>344170067
They're young and don't have an understanding of how hard these games are and how neat it is to see someone play through it like this, though the Bethesda blocks will be fun too.
>Tetris soon
>Followed by Trials Fusion
>Then Elder Scrolls runs
Gonna be a good night
>>344170647
Nobody got banned
>>344170553
seven seconds over his WR
>>344170535
The run itself was a trainwreck but it was still underestimate and became by far the best goddamn run in the entire marathon
>>344170280
Because events shouldn't police the lives of people; save that for the law, get the police and court involved and move the fuck on.
GDQ is a private entity and owes us nothing, they don't have to reveal anything;
My question to you is why do you think that anything related to video games must be 100% public and transparent?
>>344170108
>making bread from scratch
stopped reading, I'm not gonna spend this much time on making my own fucking bread what the hell
I have a life
>>344170717
PB*
>>344170673
yeah but limit is way different from bad for you, everything it's bad if you eat a lot of.
you need carbs, and you should eat some pasta each day
>>344170610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vU3rJD6pp4
>mud huts
That was a pretty comfy run I woke up too. Has the atmosphere gotten better since the Jak and Daxter run or is it just me?
>tfw at work
Work sucks. Man Fuck work.
I wish I was at home watching SGDQ while posting on /v/. Being a wagecuck is suffering.
What have I missed today while I was slaving away at the casino?
Good run
>>344170535
Bonesaw was so tired he literally couldn't keep it together and it was a 2hour+ run
Its really a joy to watch.
>donating to doctors that help the enemy
Shiggydiggy
>african tribeswoman on the stream
>everybody posts trihex emote
>>344170606
>4th and 5th gen
Educate me, I don't follow silly things like generations. N64/PS1 onward games start to have good potential as speedgames.
I love that smug nazi general.
really makes you think...
>>344170701
>chunners cosplay
>no thighs
Hey look everyone, blacks are being uncivilized again.
>>344166508
>I feel bad guys
>Here's $50 to make up for your $4,000 down the drain
>I might, if I feel like it, donate another $50 tomorrow
This guy is straight retarded and probably should be flat out banned from running ever again or at least for 10-20 years.
>>344170891
what /pol/ wishes it was
>>344170776
I bet you are one of these people that complain about healthy food being too expensive while you buy mcdonalds every day
if you actually want to help these regions we need to stop pumping in assistance so they can build economies rather than just still the free shit from each other
>>344170776
You messing? the dough takes 10 minutes to make, then you just keep an eye on it in the oven.
>I have a life
I did laugh though
because if anything the world needs more off is black people
>TriHard SAVAGES TriHard
Sometimes twitch chat is alright
>Secret of Mana music
>>344170535
Best GDQ run ever
who's that qt
Yeesss goyim, look at these crying African children.
ds dad got a wormlight lol
>>344171025
>stating facts makes you /pol/
MSF is helping muslim terrorists.
If you donate, you are supporting the enemy of Israel.
>>344170535
>F bombs
>Air Canada
>self aware of how banned they were
>Owen Wilson
It was glorious
>>344170108
Is this a fairy tale?
I feel sorry for people doing it.
Why do Americans only wear badly fitted jeans and cargo shorts?
>>344170937
Xiaoyu cosplaying as Chun Li cosplay.
>>344170884
4th gen is SNES, Genesis, etc.
Super Metroid and A Link To The Past are among the most techincal speedgames in existence.
5th gen is n64, ps1, etc.
Super Mario 64, OOT, Spyro 1, etc are also among the most technical speedgames in existence, and have more depth for speedrunning than literally any game made afterward.
>>344171043
That is "DS Dad"
>>344171127
It's called fashion.
Look it up.
>>344171127
Because we can afford more than burlap sacks and donated shirts from the Olympics, you mudslime.
>>344171145
>Super Metroid and A Link To The Past are among the most techincal speedgames in existence.
add Yoshi's Island to this list also.
>>344171043
I think it's DS Dad.
>>344170776
>i have a life
He says as he's posting on an anime imageboard in a thread about autistic video game speedrunners.
>>344170975
No, but at some point I draw the line.
I'm not gonna make my own noodles from scratch or bake my own damn bread.
I can buy perfectly fine whole wheat bread here, I live in Germany.
>>344169824
Yeah 4chan is funny that way.
Outside of 4chan people never think they're doing things correctly, nor do they try to convince others of that.
Such a great song.
>>344171221
god I love all the skinny nerd butts at this event
>>344170732
>>344170848
>>344171023
>>344171125
Damn, that shit on Jewtube yet?
>>344171084
Not really Israel supports all the wars happening in the middle east, maybe they've even had a hand in causing them
It's all good when the muslim world is fighting each other and can't focus on their enemy
>>344171138
not an excuse
>>344170108
>here's some healthy tips!
>bread
>pasta
>pizza
>pie
>cake
>tacos
>waffles and pancakes
I've never seen an image so full of shit. What's worse is that retards actually believe stuffing their face with unhealthy food is actually healthy, then they wonder why they can't lose weight.
>>344169932
Like the other guy says, welcome to /v/.
Going off topic and talking about food is about as video games as you get.
>>344171263
>doesn't have kids
>not a ds
when will this meme end
>>344171391
You brought up >muh israel
Asshole
>>344170817
Stupid no fun allowed organizers
>>344171127
>tfw lost 75 pounds over the last year and a half so All my pants are way too loose fitting and haven't bought new ones yet.
>>344167869
for having too much fun
>>344170732
>>344171125
I really like bonesaw at marathons.
Oh fuck, both Gimmick! and Gargoyle's Quest are coming up. Good time to start watching.
>>344171328
>those hands
Is that how normal hugs look like?
noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344166141
>not cooking eggs in a pan
just what the heck do you think you are doing you fucking troglodyte
Gimmick is a memegame
>>344171294
Okay that's fine, if you live in a country where normal bread can not be considered a cake then it's fine.
freshly made noodles and bread are still god tier though
this guy's facial hair is cracking me up
>Wizards and Warriors
I fucking loved this game as a kid. I was too young and stupid to beat it, but that didn't stop me from enjoying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wi4KenBWrI
young george lucas?
>>344171328
i forgot which run this was for
>>344171558
BANNED
>>344171394
>implying you can't make healthy versions of each one of these and eat in proper portions
>>344171589
It's actually a ridiculously difficult and technical game for speedrunning. Absolutely one of the best on NES.
>>344171514
Better to have loose pants, than a loose gf
>>344171443
Damn that dude in the middle is ugly.
>>344171507
I did. But only a dumb nazi who belongs in /pol/ would say that a peaceful nation like Israel wants to cause conflict in the region.
>>344171558
DELETE THIS
>>344171443
Same reason people call Blueglass YSG.
>>344166141
>not toasting your eggs out in the sunlight on the pavement
I shiggy doggy do
>>344171145
>Super Metroid and A Link To The Past are among the most techincal speedgames in existence
Hardly, people just have a massive nostalgia boners over them so they grind and optimize them to a stupid degree.
>Super Mario 64, OOT, Spyro 1, etc are also among the most technical speedgames in existence
I'll give you Spyro and SM64 even if I don't care for them personally, but OoT? Come on now, a 20 fps game where people still pause buffer anything remotely difficult and where memorizing setups is the most important skill? It's broken as hell and the routing is interesting but far from having any depth as far as execution goes.
>>344171543
Wait Bonesaw isn't homosex? /v/ told me he was.
>>344171630
>If ZFG finished puberty
>sunshine race
>we'll never see it instead of whatever shit they're putting on now
>Ironsword: Wizards and Warriors II
>>344171789
Never believe anything anyone says on /v/. Not even me.
>>344171125
god that owen wilson shit had me in tears
I fell asleep during Caveman's run. Did I miss anything at least Deus Ex tier?
>we only get one PJ run this time
Never fails to be entertaining
>>344171125
>we got a ten dollar donation by Jeb Bush, it says "please clap"
I keep remembering funny shit from that run, fucking brilliant
>>344171337
Watching it on twitch right now
/gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=4m9s
>>344171337
It's at the beginning of the latest Twitch vod on the gdq channel
![26F736EC00000578-3010310-Payback_The_troupe_have_offered_a_number_of_perks_in_return_for_-a-41_1427259883963[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HKP4fMd.jpg "26F736EC00000578-3010310-Payback The troupe have offered a number of perks in return for -a-41 1427259883963[1]")
>>344171630
Nah, that's Farva's kid.
>How has GDQ changed?
That hesitation. He knows what he wants to say.
>>344171671
Agreed anon.
>tfw the girl you wanted when you were fat starts hitting on you
>tfw you fuck her and never talk to her again
>Sent once again shilling stupid shit
Take a fucking shower!
How do fat people look at themselves in the mirror and not want to change how fucking terrible they look?
t. fit person
>>344171760
>Super Metroid and OOT not difficult to optimize or technical speedgames.
you have literally no idea what you're talking about. thanks for the stream monster opinion.
>>344170773
>My question to you is why do you think that anything related to video games must be 100% public and transparent?
Well that question is skewed rather far, but the answer is context.
>events shouldn't police the lives of people
But they can police them on how to dress, how to walk, and how to talk?
>GDQ is a private entity and owes us nothing
True, they don't owe us anything, but they are broadcasting it publicly; if GDQ was on television it would be subject to laws that it isn't subject to on the internet.
But context is the key, it happened on GDQ's watch, GDQ could have been subpoenaed if things went in that direction, therefore GDQ is liable. It would also be a perfect opportunity to educate to the streamers not to do stupid shit.
I hate this fucking fat jew
>>344171789
Don't be such a gullible seagull.
>>344171975
They avoid the mirror.
>>344170535
best run by far, how GDQ should be without this SJW nonsense
>Desperation setting in
>>344172009
>this is how i look when i check for dust/dandruff in my glasses
fuck
Knowing America and the SJW nature of this event, does anyone else whenever you see a female on screen, question if she is actually a man?
>>344171903
Thanks.
>>344171975
Most obese people are so disgusted with themselves they won't look in a mirror and continue to put on even more weight.
This guy.
Golden looks high as fuck
I fell asleep after Jak and Daxter, did I miss any super sweet memes? Did the chat yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA during the serious sam run?
>>344171975
Lazyness and expecting it to happen overnight
I only started losing weight after a heath scare. Fat people disgust me desu.
Someone please webm that jazz hands that was the cringiest thing ever.
>>344171993
Been running since before CGDQ, contain your nostalgia boner.
>Not having a good time whenever the greasiest shill with authentic bumm wibe shows up to sell shitty merch.
>>344172153
>>344172148
mooooooot
>>344171698
Fuck you
Not only is Israel constantly at war since it's creation and eradicating the native population of a land they invaded, they've been caught doing false flag attacks and killing hundreds of American soldiers trying to involve America into their wars
>>344172181
On it.
>>344171975
I do want to change but I'm scared of going to a gym because I don't want people to stare at me and laugh at me behind my back
>>344172087
I question everyone woman I see. It makes my life much more difficult, but I haven't been surprised dicked yet.
>>344172141
>>344172148
>>344172153
Way to be in-sync fellas.
>>344172087
Have you not been following these threads? Every fucking time there's a girl on the couch, people are analyzing her facial structure and hunting down her twitter to try to determine her biological sex. It's fucking crazy.
>down with borders
>>344172157
Stop shitting up this thread
>>344172153
>>344172148
>>344172141
That was genuinely funny. Way to break down the weird silence.
>>344172141
>>344172148
>>344172153
Go1den-mind
>>344171975
It's not worth the time investment and sacrifice of enjoying food.
requesting that webm of toxic and some other guy staring awkwardly into the camera after an interview
>>344172212
It's hard not to be constantly at war when your neighbors fire missiles into your country every few days.
>>344172141
>>344172148
>>344172153
oh baby a triple
Without fail after every interview. I really think they do it on purpose.
>>344172212
>Not only is Israel constantly at war since it's creation
How are they still around? Like eventually they would all die right?
The interview was quite good. People seemed to know what they are talking about.
>>344172087
Considering that more than half of the female runners are actually men, yes. I wish I was exaggerating when I say half.
There was a tranny who looked and talked exactly like Chris-Chan playing Binding of Isaac in AGDQ 2015. After /v/ checked his Reddit, they found out that he was a degenerate fuck who uses anal training kits.
Everyone who missed that should go and check it out after based Wizards and Warriors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHM5gTazuXw
BAN ANYONE HAVING FUN
>>344171975
they very slowly gain until they reach the point that they give up hope of losing it
they don't just wake up one morning 250 lbs and say "wow I will do something about this"
they hit 180, then 190, then 200, and so on every time saying they will at least stop gaining and "another 10 lbs isn't TOO bad" and they never do until it's too late
SPAGHETTI
ww.
bitch cant even read
W W DOT SLASH...
I want this girl to choke on my dick like she's choking on that mic.
>>344172380
They are just shit at cutting away.
ww.
ww.
ww/
...
haha DAE hate girls???
what just happened?
>>344172464
ww.slash.yet.slash
>this chick can't even get a sentence out
ww dot the yeti slash agdq
GOT IT
TO GAY
>gets the URL right
>says togay
poor girl
>>344172395
American ,Soviet, German aid , extremism, mandatory millitary service
Also they've convinced the dumb muslim sects to fight each other
>>344172469
Wow that bitch ugly get some fucking taste scrub
>>344172469
oh my sweet fuck who
really awesome and progressive of GDQ to get someone who's literally retarded to read donations
w w w
>>344172469
>tons
HA HA HA HI HI HI HI
PIZZA
dubya dubya dot uhh.......dubya dot uhh.....dot
holy shit, a choke to remember.
how fucking high is this announcer girl
Why did everyone just start cheering?
That was kinda cute.
>Four people running at the same time
why
>>344172380
Think you can crop it to just Golden?
Man I wish I was a girl so every cringey mess up would make it seem like I'm acting cute.
Haha pizza! giggle so silly.
announcer-chan is my waifu
>>344172610
It's called a race anon
>>344172469
Nope, still not remotely attracted.
Fat guys have an easier time, since women place less emphasis on appearance when it comes to attraction.
JUST
>>344172153
>>344172148
>Shoutouts to Mirrored for teaching me how to breathe
Here's what she looks like
Are you sure you want to click this?
I want to hate this announcer but I find her too cute and I'm just so relieved DOOOOOOM fag is gone.
>>344172561
You forgot that America steamrolled their biggest enemy which was Iraq in an illegal war without a real cause..
Really makes you think
>>344172580
h e h
>>344172660
NO BACK OFF
>>344172469
>I assume it's the same for guys too.
Nah
Guys have way more variable tastes in women than women have in men. It's almost universal that women will go for the tall, muscular type then the chubby type.
>there will never be another run that is so funny, the announcer can't even read donations because he and everyone else are all losing their shit
Bonesaw and Pcull44444 double dickedly saved SGDQ.
>>344172395
jewish lobby in the US is extremely strong and thus they get the most foreign from them
>>344172191
>Been running since before CGDQ
If this was true you'd know I was right, but you're lying, and you don't.
You don't speedrun anything.
>>344172623
Sure thing.
>>344172813
is he gay?
>>344172813
wow
>>344172765
>Guys have way more variable tastes in women than women have in men. It's almost universal that women will go for the tall, muscular type then the chubby type.
salt detected.
>>344172813
Thanks.
>>344172813
This nigga is ugly as fuck
>>344172469
>>344172469
>>344172469
I've fucked both chubby and skinny and I can say chubby is fantastic.
>>344172718
extremely cute
>>344172191
tell us about your games that you put on a pantheon anon
>>344172869
Don't know. Probably not.
>>344172869
no his gf is HOT AS FUCK too son
>>344172891
>salt
I don't know how I would be salty since I am tall and muscular
why didnt the eagles carry ironsword to wherever he needs to go?
>>344172780
get it?
>>344172718
Pretty cute tbqhf
>>344172970
pics
>>344172767
it didn't surprise me at all to find out patrick is trying to get into voice acting, everything that dude said in owen wilson's voice was comedic gold
what the fuck is this game even
>Jak and Daxter
>30 minutes over WR
>People say it was a great run
The fuck? Is it another HL2 where the run is shit but because the runner is a massive memelord people eat the shit up like it's candy?
>>344172813
hes got a face for radio
although with his voice he should stick to radio
>>344172718
Why wouldn't you want to click it, you gay son?
>>344173162
>marathon
>expecting competitive runs
>getting butthurt about people having a different kind of fun
You *are* autistic arent you
who was that guy with a cute voice? I think he was on the couch during dustforce
>>344172718
unusual_pupils
>>344173162
fuck off agdq staff
Has Blechy and Puwexil commented together?
>>344173162
>Expecting WRs at a marathon
lel
>>344173162
It might not be as funny today but after a bunch of dull runs, in the middle of the night, it ended up being the funniest run of this GDQ and maybe the last 4 GDQs
>That fat ass dragon Winnie the Pooh'd into the wall
>>344173162
Yes, if Bonesaw ran it.
>>344173276
You're confusing competitive with competent.
>>344173305
Creepy.
>>344172718
Probably the least ugly out of all the girls /v/ went crazy calling cute from this GDQ so far.
>>344173281
he's called JM aka cwib_dust
yes he's gay
Is this the precursor to Dark Souls?
>>344173335
It doesn't have to be WR to not be 30 minutes behind the WR. You're pretty retarded. The run was objectively terrible.
>>344173421
No it clearly stole the idea from DaS and should be called a DaS-like.
>>344173162
Great meaning entertaining.
If you really wanted a crazy gud speed time from that game during a marathon event meant to get people excited and entertain, then I have some bad news for you.
Don't be an autist, 90% of these runs with "serious speedrunning" aren't a fraction as entertaining to watch as bonesaw's descent into madness
>Announcer: Can I jump in here?
>Runners completely ignore her
>>344173375
This GDQ we can't really see the faces of the girls. The cameras they're using are configured poorly.
>>344173360
Nope. He still beat the game at a pace faster than most people could, and he used skips and tricks to reduce completion time. Still a speed run.
Stop getting so bent out of shape about shit.
Everyone post yfw this run
>>344173468
Your life is objectively terrible, you cynical shitbag.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wREg5dAQApW2vn-WsU109e5cfPR02vk9eBvTwi-NDLs/edit
schedule with announcers listed
>>344173468
>The run was objectively terrible.
Yes, it was, which is what made it so watchable and great.
>Can i jump in he-
>Guy juts talks over her
Good. More people should do this.
>>344173497
>90% of these runs with "serious speedrunning" aren't a fraction as entertaining to watch as bonesaw's descent into madness
That's why you should watch something other than a speedrunning marathon.
In fact, let's cancel all the marathons. It was a mistake to try and make this appeal to a wider audience.
Skavenger216 - DNF
R I P
>>344173526
I'm mostly referring to the girls that got their pictures posted on here from their twitter.
>this game cost $80 when it came out
>lasts 8 minutes without any major glitches
You guys are memeing hard when you act like modern day DLC sales and stuff are that bad.
>>344173375
The cutest is the one with the maroon shirt.
>>344173468
Sure, and it was entertaining, which is probably a more important thing
I'd take this over a WR run with a boring-ass runner
>DNF
Fucking seriously?
>>344173468
Then Fuck off and go complain on reddit. Maybe you'll get massive epic upvotes, faglord.
>>344173620
I was wondering what the fuck was going on.
Best runs so far?
>games that take longer to set up than to play
come on
WHO HERE IS READY TO BE BLOWN AWAY ONCE AGAIN BY THE GRAND MASTERS OF TETRIS??
>>344173702
What?
>>344173658
Oh. I was talking about the girls in the audience.
Yeah, all of the girls who regularly attend / commentate are a solid 6 in the office.
>>344173690
>he thinks being an entertaining speedrunner is more important in speedrunning than being a good speedrunner.
I wish the stream monsters would fuck off.
>Jak and Daxter
>not even 10 minutes in
>already jokes about anime, twitch chat getting banned, necrophilia
>DAAAAA
Topkek
>>344173468
>only watching this for the run and not for the good times people are having.
>>344173617
I'll watch whatever the fuck i want nigger.
You have to be baiting.
im getting tired of this shit block of games.
>>344173786
No, I'm tempering my excitement. Nothing can live up to last time. Its been overhyped despite being an amazing time.
I'm just gonna be happy and comfy and not blow my expectations out of proportion.
>>344173861
Did Not Finish.
>>344173861
Dynamite Nitro Fucking.
>>344173847
Fucking cumskins
>>344173861
Did not finish
>>344173858
>I'll watch whatever the fuck i want nigger.
and whine about it endlessly too.
>>344173845
Oh believe me we thought this was gonna be as good as it got but it got way, way better.
I was legitimately scared they were gonna pull the plug or bonesaw was gonna die during that run
>>344173763
>Best run:
Jak and Daxter
>Really good runs:
Sonic 06, Deus Ex, Aladdin, Curse of Issyos, Demon's Curse
>Worth watching runs:
Tropical Freeze
>>344173861
do not fuck
>>344173821
In this context when you're streaming for a large audience, yes.
>>344173861
Duke Nukem Forever it's being run next
>>344173528
Comparing his time to the leaderboard, he'd rank worse than half the people on there. Most people who have given enough shits to try to go fast have beaten the game faster than he did.
Was he even good at the game? Did the game throw shit at him and force him to adapt to unexpected shit or was the just blatantly unprepared?
>>344166837
not only that, but the runner PICKED the incentive according to matt
the organizers didn't pick it, the fucking runner did
>>344173821
>thinks speedrunning is actually "important"
kek
>>344173763
DKC Tropical Freeze race
Catherine
Momonora whatever cripple guys game
Deus Ex
Jak and Daxter
>tfw choking
>>344174023
>streaming for a large audience
this is literally the problem.
QUICK. what were the best runs so far /v/?
F U C K
>>344174051
Go watch it and find out for yourself
>>344173995
i mean demon's crest
>yfw Gimmick! up next
Spooted.
>>344174051
He was havingfun, which in turn made itfunto watch.
>>344174051
>he's worse than half the people in the top ten out of the millions that played the game so he must be shit
>>344174101
you should try hooked on phonics. it can help with your reading.
New thread time:
>>344174161
>>344174161
>>344174161
>not liking Ironsword
>>344174131
Okay, then don't watch? Runners do most of their runs on their own time anyway.
Remember that this is mainly a charity event, not a speedrunning one.
>>344174147
Actraiser
>>344174051
Those people on the leaderboard had to restart probably hundreds of times due to the most minor shit. Meanwhile Bonesaw gets one try because he is at a marathon. That and he was half asleep.
>>344174174
why is he standing up infront of the couch?
>>344174174
>tfw I know I've done this
>>344174051
I think he was actually drunk. And the fact that it was 2am and he was probably tired. If you expected mothefucking bonesaw to be on his top-notch speedrunning, then you're an idiot
Is he DS dad?
>>344172718
>High School
Dropped.
>>344173821
>Wanted to see the 20 hour FFT run instead of bases Bonesaw blowing the fuck out of the Nazi GDQ staff.
>>344174281
>Those people on the leaderboard had to restart probably hundreds of times due to the most minor shit.
any of those runners would've been able to get a 20+ minute faster run in one attempt.
bonesaw's run was garbage, whether or not you found him entertaining.
>>344169070
He didn't choose to do that run its what they accepted. He usually does nle or 101% runs.
>>344174461
Yesbut it's a pandora
>>344170647
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/1066880
>>344174051
>wanting a serious run at the dead of fucking night during a marathon with one try
>Didn't watch it and just assuming
>Runner is visible tired at the start of the run
>If he doesn't almost break the world record, it's a shit run regardless if it wasfun
Wew lad
IS THAT BEST COUCH FROM BONESAWS STREAM?
>>344174860
Why are we supposed to care about that pic again?
>>344174951
Serious and good are not mutually exclusive. Jedi Academy was fun and the runner was actually good at the game.
>all these sidescrollers
They really need to fucking learn to mix things up this is fucking ass.
>>344175482
They do games in blocks, which is probably why you're seeing a lot of sidescrollers. Come back in a couple of hours, or check the schedule
>>344175482
It's what I do with your mom. One night the vagina, the other night the ass.
>>344175642
It really makes no sense to do it like this.
Guys it's my birthday today, just wanted to say watching GDQ's with /v/ is the best way to watch them, you guys are the best
>>344175690
Oh, now I know why you only come to my room every second night...
>>344175482
>complaining about gimmick
spotted the stream monster
>>344175934
What does that even mean anon?
I'm not complaining about the game, I'm complaining about the exact same type of games following eachother for hours.
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