SGDQ 2016 - NES Classix Block
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Now: Gargoyle's Quest 2
Next: Tetris: The Grand Master Series
Later: Trials Fusion
TONIGHT: 3 hours of Elder Scrolls
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
G R E E T I N G S
ANIME
>>344180857
First for TEEEEETRISSSS
First for my wife's son.
RUNESCAPE WHEN
>>344180857
5th for memes
>>344180292
>>344180320
>>344180421
>>344180457
>>344180564
And there's nothing you autists can do about it.
I also browse reddit sometimes for news.
:^)
First for my wife's newborn son
Reminder, the only reason to hate bonesaws run is becasue you're autistic and he fucked your crush.
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G r e e t i n g s
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͏͏ ͏͏G e r m a n y
>>344180947
G E R M A N Y
E
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M
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Y
>>344180998
110%
EXECUTE
Super Mario 64 is objectively the best speedgame in terms of both skill ceiling and entertainment value.
Where the FUCK is Funkdoc?
Classicvania needs to come back.
>>344181021
>he fucked your crush.
Who?
WHO WAS THAT GUY WITH A CUTE VOICE ON THE COUCH YESTERDAY OR TWO DAYS AGO?????
I hope you guys watch my run, cause it's coming up next!
any oldfags here actually play this? looks cool
>>344181079
he was streaming a few days ago
>>344181098
your mom
>>344181169
fuck you man
>>344181169
glhf
Faxanadu speedrun at gdq when?
I'm here for the kevinddr
todd block when?
Was he really?
After he was finished with Batman years ago, seems like he only has been streaming that shitty ass board game he played with that weird tranny he lived with.
>nes games block
>No big jon
FUCK GDQ, all big jon does on his stream is play classic nes games, but i guess he isn't white enough for this squeakly clean event
Post yfw Tetris The Grandmaster is up next!
>>344181370
meant to reply to
>>344181218
>>344181071
when are they gonna let pannenkoek do a no A press speedrun? just imagine the commentary
I hope you guys are enjoying my run, because I'm live at SGDQ right now.
>>344181403
I think he was supposed to go but got sick. He seems to be listed in the ESA schedule though.
>>344181439
How much left? Catching up with J&D
Guys, someone named Todd keeps calling me telling me to buy his game, what do I do?
>>344181403
There's a nigga on the couch literally right now.
Nobody gives a fuck about that fat ass weirdo anymore.
>"we're not a casual player"
>fucks up
this is a fun run
>>344181484
wait a minute how did you post that if you're running...
Anyone else not impressed with most speedruns?
It feels like anyone could speedrun most these games if they learn the route and practice for a little bit. Some games absolutely do take a lot of skill but most don't seem very interesting.
>SUB
>PIXEL
>PERFECT
I heard these guys are going to be 'breaking' my games?
This doesn't please me. Not one bit.
>>344181565
Report them to the people of free doing.
>sub pixel perfect
>>344181549
about 10-15 minutes
>sub pixel perfect
bethseeeda
>>344181604
Speed shit posting on my phone with my toes.
>bastida block
>SAVE THE FRAMES
>It feels like anyone could speedrun most these games if they learn the route and practice
wow no shit
but in all honesty you might be watching a different marathon than me
>>344181621
>pfft, a kid could paint that
dude no
>Bethina block
Fuck yes didnt miss Tetris
>this is bad
>oh ho
>no, this is good
>we're fine
>>344181767
>>344181734
>>344181674
what the fuck does that even mean
Who /FramePerfectTricks/ here?
do these faggots even know what a pixel looks like?
>>344181752
Thanks, anon.
>>344181769
>>344181775
BATISTA BLOCK
>sub pixel perfect
Really makes you think.
>>344181832
its a meme
>>344181403
>>No big jon
He's banned because he cooked and ate blechy last gdq
>>344181812
meant for
>>344181621
>>344181832
>he doesn't know about pixel integrity oscillation
Where is uraniumanchor? This guy was always based as hell.
>>344181832
The positioning must be so precise that you can't even see it resolve on screen.
pics of the semen demon please
>>344181854
BAZINGA
>>344181832
A pixel perfect jump doesn't sound cool enough, so he calls it sub pixel.
>>344181439
It's fun, but it's the same thing every year.
SNES came out in 1990. This game came out in 1992 for NES. I wonder how many forgotten games were released for the NES after the SNES debut.
>>344181842
S U B P I X E L
>>344181403
big nig got sick so he couldn't go
>>344181696
but todd, you broke them yourself
>>344181832
It's a trick that for some reasons only humans can achieve.
Try every pixel in a tas and you can replicate it.
>>344181621
A common thing in speedrunning is people thinking a game looks easy and then giving up when they try because it's too hard.
It's easy to discredit someone's ability in something when you have no actual idea how it works.
>>344181942
this
Can't wait for sub frame perfect
someone donate and say their GF emily was recently diagnosed
What are the all-time great GDQ moments senpai
this is mine:
https://oddshot.tv/shot/GamesDoneQuick/UzoR5f3KKULg5q9DAiVI69Ud
>>344181983
>>344181539
t. whitey
>>344181621
Anyone else not impressed with most shitposts?
It feels like anyone could shitpost in most these threads if they learn how and practice for a little bit. Some shitposts absolutely do take a lot of skill but most don't seem very interesting.
>>344180857
Kinda want to buy Demon's Crest and Gargoyle Quest on VC now.
They worth it?
This is pretty boring run dudes
>>344181914
Can we at least agree that every game has a different skill cap?
These old games don't seem particularly deep compared to some others. Look at all the stupid mistakes they make.
>>344181924
ye he's a tight dude
>>344181071
Estimate: 12+ hours of building up speed
>fat black guy on couch
>wearing mic
>has said nothing
why
>>344182037
You do it, faggot since you're the only one who would get a fucking kick out of it.
>>344182018
Dustforce is the definition of this
Also Aladdin
>>344181942
she just turned 18 a few months ago, calm your tits
Why the hell does he keep saying R&B?
>>344182069
Why does she always have that stupid look on her face?
>>344182051
I could probably shitpost better than these guys. This thread is a joke. 2013 /v/ was the best. Now shitposting is no fun allowed BAN
>>344182052
yes
>buying roms
no
>>344182079
>Look at all the stupid mistakes they make.
this is a marathon run, if he made them in a real run he would have reset 5 minutes ago
>>344182140
token
>>344182140
Doesn't want people to realise he's Iceplug.
>>344182206
weebs have no taste in reaction images or anime
>>344182206
Because she's really fuckin' stupid.
Has this guy done anything besides damage boost?
>It feels like anyone could shitpost in most these threads if they learn how and practice for a little bit.
You don't say. But in all honesty I don't think you are watching the same shitposting as me.
>>344182018
Not only that, some of the games are easy normally but are way harder to speed run. Basically going fast adds extra difficulty.
>>344182268
literally perfect
>>344182268
Where's the genitalia?
>>344182273
I understand how speedrunning works but this game, for example, doesn't seem very hard to pick up and get relatively good at.
You won't get world record or anything but you'll still be able to beat the game much faster than someone who didn't learn the optimal route.
>>344182268
I hate to admit this...but if he had a thick cock and some fat low hanging meaty balls I could legit jack off to this semen demon.
cutie on the mic
>>344182448
yeah, the hardest speedgames are usually not hard casual games.
Super Mario 64 and Super Metroid are stunning examples of this.
>>344182214
It's comfier to play on console or gamepad.
HIGH QUALITY RIPS ON STREAM RIGHT NOW
COME ON AND SLAM
DANCE THREAD
>>344182593
Not for long.
>>344182159
I played Aladdin as a kid and can vouch. That game was a fucking ball buster.
>>344182674
AND WELCOME TO THE STREAM
>wears time shirt
>gets good time
what is this gay music
>i missed Mr. Gimmick
dammit
S L A M
J
A
M
is it Tetris time?
is kevinDDR there?
What's the average BMI of this audience?
Or is this representative of the USA population?
>>344182585
I have a feeling you actually love to admit that.
>>344182593
pretty average desu
COME ON AND SLAM
>>344182593
What's her snap tho?
>>344182575
speedrunning is more than just practicing and getting WRs
it's also routing and hanging out with the community in general (organising races etc)
who /nba/ here?
>all the bans in the chat
Ding dong bannu. Absolutely no fun allowed.
IT'S TIME
>>344182732
shit was cash
Barkley SaGa speedrun when?
Post yfw it's finally time for Tetris
based
Why would they put this retro chiptunes shit over the come on and slam?
>>344182845
Never5getti
>>344182575
>doesn't seem very hard
keyword "seem."
try it if you think it's easy.
>dees niggas casually carrying a big ass CRT
>>344182840
Yay, a game that actually takes impressive skill.
>>344182784
why would i know her snap ya dingus.
>>344182685
I feel it
>>344182869
its tetris time you double nigger
>>344182748
>aperturegrillz, Poochy.EXE, KevinDDR, EnchantressOfNumbers, Qlex
>>344182845
banned
Expect a long break between the last run and the tetris stuff
>>344182793
DA LAND
i'm ready to slam SOME MAD TETRID
DUDE
>get to the owen wilson part
I CANT CONTAIN IT
>>344181832
You don't need to move things or check collisions internally in full pixel increments if you don't want to, even if the sprites will still be drawn in full pixel increments.
>>344182939
SM64 is on now?
>>344182793
Meme Chuckers BTFO
SHOTA ON CAM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SHOTA ON CAM
This is some comfy music
How hype is Tetris going to be?
>>344182956
You posted a pic that came from her snap?
>>344182869
master baiter
>>344182840
Sweet an hour break
One of the runs I've been waiting for the entire marathon coming up. Let's get some HOYP up in this thread and kill the animals. Greetings from Auschwitz.
>Literal children present
Whelp.
holy shit we chill now
that kid who fucking dabbed
Wait is this a jazzy instrumental of hall of the mountain king?
>no puyopuyoxtetris
It'd be so good on this block.
>>344183081
It's never going to be like the first time
But hopefully it's better than last year's
>>344183081
Never seen it before? It's pretty hype.
TETRIS IS AWESOME
Who made this slow jazz tetris tune?
of course the room fills up for tetris, i mean, its the same thing last year and the year before!
>>344183081
Tetris Grand Masters is dope as fuck
>tfw that kid on the left probably shitposts here regularly
>>344182915
I've played old NES games. They aren't mechanically difficult to play.
Compare games like this to SM64.
>yfw all the "greetings from germany" fags are off to watching the EM game
>>344183201
actual musicians, weird right?
I thought KevinDDR retired from Tetris?
>Tetris about to start
>place gets packed
nicu
>>344183183
I wish people didn't overhype this. It's gonna be great but it's not gonna BLOW YOUR MIND 3 years in a row.
Someone got a link for that sweet Tetris jazz?
>>344183117
>he's never experienced how hype tetris can be
>guy in a giant bomb shirt
>>344183095
its from her twitter, purpleghostkasp
>>344183214
If it's so easy, let's see you do it.
>>344183228
He's probably shitposting here on that tablet right now.
That white guy with the mutton chops gets fatter and uglier every year
>>344183284
If you've never seen it, it will.
>>344183237
>Gimmick
>Super Mario Bros. 3
>Kirby's Adventure
>various megamans
>not mechanically difficult to speedrun
wew lad.
>you stayed up until 4:00 AM watching Bonesaw's wild ride
>>344183308
I have retard. First year it was impressive, then it was the same shit over again. Let go of the meme.
>>344183214
It actually requires skill to play at that level, though, unlike most games where it's just some manchild running an obscure game that isn't difficult or that no one gives a fuck about.
>>344183336
He was.
He seen that we were on to him, and he got out of the shot.
>Trials between Tetris and Arena
I guess that's gonna soften the fall, even the TES runners are confused about why Arena is in as it's a terrible speedrun.
>>344180857
ARE YOU READY TO WITNESS THE MASTER RACE /v/?this tetris slow jam though
>that fucking leaf blowing down the aisle
>>344183370
Link please?
TETRIS
E
T
R
I
S
>>344183370
same. ended up missing the Max Payne and Star Fox runs though. how where they?
>>344183335
>>344183398
ok thats nice i didn't say it was easy i said it'll be nothing new
>>344183270
He did but didn't want to walk out of the event.
>>344183383
is tetris about to start or did i miss it?
>time for yet another tetris """"""speedrun"""""
hooray
>>344183398
Don't forget running on easy
>>344183336
HEY FAGGOT I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
whats up
>captain canada in the audience
>>344183370
#blamecanada
>>344183370
>Jeb Bush donation
>>344183370
and I'm so glad I did
>>344183398
Hey it's that guy who fell for the "Tetris is harder than all other speedgames" meme.
>>344183370
>Caveman's tryhard "comedy" just after it
I couldn't take it, had to go to sleep
Has Tetris been here two or three times?
>>344183179
Well, if it's his first time it will feel the same as when we first saw it. Now it's hard getting excited for it anymore since it's just basically the same as last time
>flaggots in audience
somebody set them on fire pls
>>344183383
>>344183494
sorry, didn't mean to reply.
This music is slick as fuck
The crowd is packed today
Should i be hype for this tetris speedrun?
>fallout 3 any%
please god no
C'mon guys, quick mucking around.
We got five minutes 'till best game's on
>>344183370
IF YOU LIKE THIS NEXT TRICK JUST START SCREAMING OR GET UP AND LEAVE THE ROOM AND GET A DRINK
https://twitter.com/KevinDDR/status/724900907528392704
how are people STILL hype about tetris after seeing it 3 times
Weird as hell to see a full audience finally.
I DONT WANT-
WE DONT WANT A FUCKING SPEED RUN OF THE WITNESS
>>344183612
third time now
>Witness run
>>344183582
>I'm a part of the speedrun community. That means I use stupid buzzwords like "frame pefect" whenever possible to make my laughable hobby seem much more impressive and less pathetic than it actually is
I know it sounds like b8 to diss this run, but it certainly was a lot more boring last marathon than it was the first time. It's a one hit wonder, it's gonna probably be boring this time.
>>344183713
i haven't seen it yet
Where were you
>speedrunners salty as fuck because Tetris is the first game to pack the crowd
>>344183728
Good god I just wanna see how bad its gonna be
>>344183370
Wow, what a nice run!
>Shitout 3
>Crypt of the Necromemer
>The Shitness
So many shitty fucking games that aren't even good to speedrun in the first place.
>>344183676
He's nothing without Chibi desu
>>344183676
>this kills the Caveman
Who here hoping Witness incentive doesn't get met?
>>344183370
>went through bonesaws wild ride
>stopped only to start on cavemans
>>344183695
Whats going on there
WHERE'S THE CHAT
>>344183713
Says the faggot that watches the same garbage a million times.
Am I allowed in this thread yet? My games are coming up soon.
>>344183507
time for yet another """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""shitpost"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344183713
Have you been watching this GDQ? It's been a snoozefest.
Has any shit happened in any of the runs in the last 24 hours? And why is the hall so full all of a sudden? I thought this shit was dying.
>>344183695
what kind of retard smash a pcb
>>344183819
Sleeping like an idiot.
Any good runs since Jap and Daxter? Was sleeping after it.
>>344183713
Tetris became a meme during first year. So everyone tells themselves it is the best game ever until it starts and they're disappointed.
>>344183587
>>344183676
I bounced the fuck out after about 5 minutes of his run. Was it really that bad?
>>344183761
>Mocks speedrunning community
>Watching an event about speedrunning
>>344183819
asleep the booze got to me
i'll watch it right after the tetris showcase is it really that good?
>>344183713
Because it's amazing every time?
>>344183819
oh my fucking god
>>344183819
In bed wondering if I was going to die from laughter.
>>344183819
Is he ban?
>>344183457
That's Jak, not Link.
>>344183676
He's like a bootleg Egoraptor.
>>344183713
It's better than any speedrun here.
If you've ever played Tetris, it's hard not to enjoy it.
>>344183761
>Hey, I don't speedrun or TAS, but I know when things are frame perfect and when they aren't. I also know which games are harder to speedrun than other ones because of my vast experience not doing speedruns or knowing anything about speedruns.
I was going to go work out, but the next 5 or so games should be good to watch.
I'm here with you /v/ :3
Who else is doing literally anything else to avoid watching Tetris?
>>344183915
Thank Bonesaw
>>344184021
no he's fine
>>344183915
Best things in last 24 hours: Deus Ex and Jak and Daxter
>>344183713
But you watch moeshit.
>>344183895
>being this mad nobody enjoys your shitty """""""""""""speedgame""""""""
>kevinddr quit months ago
>out of practice
>smashed his GM board
>doesn't really want to be there, just fulfilling his obligations
This isn't going to go well.
>>344183721
is that one on the left DS-Dad?
>>344183850
It's an event full of white nerds with nothing better to do than play video games with an audience that has nothing better to do than watch other people play video games. It's going to be met.
>>344184021
bonesaw is an OG nigga you can't ban him
>>344183713
it's only been on two times though
>>344183721
you can usually tell when a run is worth watching based on crowd attendance.
the mario maker tag team race tomorrow should be big as well
I haven't seen one of these streams in years what happened to the HYPE chants and Raimu plushie?
>>344184041
>Not working out earlier
Bruh
>>344184063
Sick kip up though
>>344183956
Missed the run of the year. It btfo AGDQ 2016 and unless a miracle happens it will be the best run of SGDQ2016
>>344183761
How do people even execute frame perfect moves anyway? At 60fps that's approximately a 16ms window they have to press whatever buttons that they need to press. I call bullshit.
>donating to two worlds run
It's like 5 minutes long, almost 1k per minute of game, why?
>>344183946
>Watching an event about speedrunning
I was told it's not about speed running anymore tho, it's just a side event now.
>>344184067
Any disastrous runs?
>>344183946
Fuck off with your shitty copout arguments. The vast majority of games at this event are a joke to get good at.
They're trying to turn it into "These people are the best in the world at their respective games!" when it should be "These are the only people left in the world that care about this game."
Anyone got the VOD for Jak and Daxter?
>>344184063
Well I knew I wasn't going to miss anything. Good to know. It had to be hard to go after Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE REEEEEE
get over yourselves faggots. all of you.
>>344184063
Is that fucking caveman?
>>344184047
based. it takes a real nigga to admit their life is fucked.
>>344184093
sounds like my kind on run, sempai.
>>344184082
>being this mad nobody cares about your shitty """"""""""""""""opinion""""""""""""""""
>>344184140
hype sometimes
fumo bannu
>>344184047
Yet he's still playing. Not as much as before though so I guess he's fixed his shit up a bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH1v31vFRL4
>>344184063
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>344184140
The organizers decided fun wasn't allowed anymore. It's a safespace family friendly stream now where people like werster are banned.
>>344184217
check reddit
>>344184217
VODs are all on the GDQ site
>>344184168
People do it all the time in competitive fighters, it's not that hard to understand. It just takes a lot of practice.
>>344184047
Well shit
>>344184047
>stop ignoring the fact that my life is a train wreck
that feel
this skinny nerd in the white t shirt is my ideal guy
>>344183728
>>344183732
>>344183850
It's actually pretty comfy and not very long.
>>344183825
Not really, it's entertaining and takes skill.
Anyone know how long the main story of I Am Setsuna is?
>>344184042
going to the gym now actually just because of tetris
>>344184217
twitch dot tv slash gamesdonequick/v/76689322
enjoy
>>344184096
>bonesaw
>og
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>344184047
>>344184301
why is he crying tho? that he cant be number 1 on tetris?
>>344183923
I think he got way too obsessed with it and ended up drinking and shit.
Got an issue in your life causing problem you remove it I guess.
>named his kid Zelda
wew lad
>>344184359
You like thin guys?
>my two year old daughter zelda
>zelda
just kys oniifam
>>344183934
There were more people there they just piled everybody up by the couch. Which is a hell of a lot better than having an audience.
Is our boi C'man using cum for his 'stache?
>>344184094
Pretty sure it is. He's been in the crowd a lot these past few days.
>>344184135
Mario Maker probably will, I really wish it wasn't a thing though, I hated it last time since it wasn't a speedrun since the players never played those stages before.
>>344184140
Plushies are banned now or something. Someone sneaked one in I think last GDQ though so mayb we'll get lucky again.
>naming your daughter zelda
lmao kill yourself
>>344184418
yeah haha. anyone who names their kids zelda should kill themselves.
>names their child "Zelda"
10/10 would bully
>>344184431
Only certain ones
>naming your daughter Zelda
this shit wont break 1 mil
>>344184441
>>344184462
>>344184485
Zelda is a real name faggots
>Skyrim is one of my games
>My wife's daughter Zelda
top kek
>>344184418
>>344184441
Zelda is anicename for a girl.
>>344184216
>The vast majority of games at this event are a joke to get good at.
So which ones are you good at? Surely you're good at one because you know specifically how easy it is.
>>344184168
Most of them can smash at 16 buttons a second anyway.
>>344184485
You caused Robin Williams suicide
>>344184496
Are you into benis in vagina?
>>344184527
Calm down, Zelda.
>>344184446
Obviously, he gets his supply from Chibi.
>>344184527
yes in hyrule, welcome to the real world
>>344184446
god damn
>naming your daughter Zelda
idk senpai i would fuck Zelda Williams while her papa ghost is watching
i'm naming my daughter umaru
>>344183923
Context, plz
Hello oni-chans im ready for some speedruns!
>>344184273
>he's literally still butthurt
Go watch your shitty samey run, nobody will miss you.
>>344184441
>>344184462
>>344184478
>>344184485
>>344184510
>>344184536
Zelda is a cute normal name though.
What is the song currently playing? I dig it.
>>344184462
rip robin ;_;7
>the most popular thing at a speedrunning marathon is not a speedrun
wew lad
(what game am I talking about?)
>>344184441
>>344184462
>>344184485
zelda is literally an oldfag 1800s name
>>344183370
>I stayed up until around then, went to sleep, got back up just as it was over
>>344184593
I want to molest Sakura.
>>344184592
kek
>>344184518
Probably not but it doesn't affect me. I'm here for runs not anti funs and donation comments.
>>344184462
well... I mean...
>>344184527
not anymore. it belongs to video games now
>>344184485
>bullying a man who tries to bring smiles in spite of his depression to the point he hangs himself
Wow, you're cool.
are you guys watching this event in your native language?
>>344184410
In the youtube video? I haven't actually watched it, I just grabbed the most recent one
>>344184629
Would be an honor
>>344184309
lmao
>>344184592
Too soon
>>344183695
>https://twitter.com/KevinDDR/status/724900907528392704
>>344183864
>>344184047
Explain.
>There is no comment, only Skyrim.
Didn't that barney21 guy just post last thread? His donation got read.
>>344184724
Nani?
>>344184592
>>344184640
Too soon...
>>344184724
Well yes, it's in English.
>>344184047
that's an important first step he's done. but actually fixing your life is the hardest part.
>>344184478
underrated post
>raelcun
isn't this the guy that was dating knitler
and speedran starcraft lol
>>344184063
That hair looks quite aerodynamic
A u S t R i A
>>344184754
Autistic manchild thinks breaking a Tetris PCB will help him stop being depressed and pathetic.
>>344184485
kill yourself you fucking faggot
I'm feeling these (You)s.
>>344184785
But he died in 2014, anon.
It's already been 2 years.
>So you watch these guys play videogames, but they play them fast?
>>344184047
who is this guy
>>344184615
>>344184604
>>344184561
>>344184536
>>344184510
>>344184485
OMG GUYS MY FRIEND NAMED MY KID JACK, DID YOU KNOW SOLID SNAKE IS NAMED JACK?
ISN'T THAT SO STUPID, HE NAMED HIS KID AFTER A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>344184795
I meant for all the eurocucks in this thread
>>344184810
how was the starcraft speedrun? I remember the AoE 2 speedrun which was neat but too long.
>>344184063
10/10 didn't expect that jump
>>344184462
laughed
no regrets
>>344184867
If replies calling you retarded are all you want just post black dicks or something
>>344184905
one of the people coming up right now to play tetris
>>344183695
what a fuckin loser
>>344184845
>>344184754
>>344183695
>>344183864
>>344184047
read the fucking comments.
he tried to fix it, switched out all components he could. pissed at a dead board, what else to do?
>>344183370
Worst run in the event so far
>>344184570
>Y-Y-You think this food is bad?? W-Well why don't YOU cook something better!
I'm not an autist so I don't speedrun anything. There are games that are amazing to watching being speedrun because it's plainly skill-based and then there are most games where you just learn a route and a few cheesy methods to get past bosses.
>>344184140
Anzu pls come back to the generals.
>>344184914
I thought solid snake's name is David.
LINK TO THE /v/ - SGDQ DISCORD SERVER(since discord requires you to get a new link each day)
https://discord.gg/DqkVS
>>344184845
Probably more effective than calling people names on 4chan I guess.
>>344184972
y tho
>>344184939
train wreck
So what happened during Jak and Daxter? I went to sleep right before it and it's not on youtube
>>344184640
>>344184592
When will it stop hurting, anons?
>>344184897
fuck am i looking at?
also FUCKING TETRIS GET HYPE
>>344184441
>>344184536
Didnt Robin Williams name his daughter zelda because fo the game?
dude ZELDA, lmao
>>344185004
Put it up as a memento donation prize instead of sperging out.
>>344184939
the problem is, sc2 wol was like timed missions: the game
>>344185004
>can't fix something
>break it in a fit of tardrage
>>344182997
s-sauce ?
>all this shitposting about >zelda
>no one acknowledged the tranny setting up
neo-/v/ everyone
>>344184884
It will always be too soon, anon...
Who else jacked off to all the Klonoa porn last night? my dick is still sore, fuck that was good
>>344185004
How come that other tweet about fulfilling obligations and being done is from the same day
T E T R I S
E
T
R
I
S
>>344185064
Did he fail a mission or something?
>>344185096
Yeah.
I think they even made some zelda ads together because of that.
>>344185085
Magic.
holy fuck, how did this thread get way more than hundred replies in just 2 minutes?
Have they ever NOT made a donation incentive
>>344185138
>>344185126
i would have just hung it on the wall.like the dead mobos from computers past
>>344185142
it was a part of their plan
this announcer is an attention whore
>>344185085
>wow that's a big snake
>>344185212
Beauty
>>344184441
>tfw one of your high school friends named his daughter Phoenix Ember
LIFE IS NOT AN ANIME OR VIDEO GAME
>motherfucker burned my balls
>>344185197
he failed a ton of shit, went way over estimate of the already much too long run
>>344185232
are you new? Tetris is literally the best run of the whole event
>>344185232
Tetris is popular
>>344185085
>Rob Schneider finds out that a GDQ isn't all it's cracked up to be!
>>344185235
Sure. Its usually not mentioned.
>>344185167
he obviously injured his tetrising fingers smashing it
>>344185085
Wow, she broke her nose inside of the snake
>>344185256
truly the sjws have won
>>344185142
pics?
>>344185164
I missed it, was it...cute?
>>344184939
>>344184810
I watched some starcraft 1 and broodwar speedruns on youtube quite recently.
They are insane.
I think there were some missions that took me maybe 1-2 hours and the guy micro'ed his way to the objective within 3 minutes.
I don't think vanilla starcraft would be too long for a gdq event. Would be nice.
>>344184924
>>344184724
I don't think anyone but krauts and frogs would do such a thing. They like to think their languages are still relevant when everyone just speaks English
So tetris next?
>>344185278
And worst of all, you'll never fuck her either
>>344185335
>>344185342
but there is no way to keep up anymore
>>344185212
You niggas work fast. Good job.
>>344185164
Fireden link, pls
>>344184939
RTS speedruns have a bad reputation largely because of SC2, it's just long and dull. AoEs and old C&Cs can actually be good.
>day 2 of broken AC
>live in florida
Hold me /v/
anyone have the video of the fat dude breaking his tetris board?
>>344185278
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY CHILDREN. I AM GOING TO NAME MY DAUGHTER REIMU NEXT FUCK YOU.
>>344185393
actually it wasfucking degenerate
>>344185164
same, thank god for that martyr of a poster
>seal song
>there's a diablo 2 run this year
Nice. The one from AGDQ 2016 was bretty gud and got me back into D2 again.
>seal.mp4
>>344185490
linked three times in this thread you shit
>>344185435
RTS speedruns are dumb. Actual RTS pros will always be much more impressive to watch.
Tetris is good, I need a filler block to take break from SGDQ
>>344185350
Is there a highlights video yet?
I can't wait for the highlights videos.
>>344185212
holy shit this is fucking reddit tier garbage
>>344185487
i heard it too
![[DBNL] DragonBall - 088 - Yamcha's Big Break [DR][x264][1C3D41AD].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2016.04.04_22.44.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YHXFW28.jpg "[DBNL] DragonBall - 088 - Yamcha's Big Break [DR][x264][1C3D41AD].mkv snapshot 11.27 [2016.04.04 22.44.44]")
>>344184884
>It's already been 2 years.
What the fuck I thought that was only a few months ago
>>344185504
>Not Marisa
What a kek
Its even a real name
>>344185023
>There are games that are amazing to watching being speedrun because it's plainly skill-based and then there are most games where you just learn a route and a few cheesy methods to get past bosses.
You're confused. You seem to think that impressive looking games are always actually skill-based, and games that don't look impressive are never skill-based.
That's not really how it works, and it's actually very typical for stream monsters to be this naive. It's not typical for them to be this arrogant about it though.
All you're really saying is that speedrunners often make things -look- easy.
>>344185278
You think thats bad? I've met tons of poor kids from my many co-workers at various jobs
>Oceana-blue
>Alundra
>Gum (JSR)
>Catface
>Starfire
>Godessa
And my personal favorite.
>Universica-centre, Williams
>"Because shes the center of my entire world"
>>344184724
Nein, original language or bust
>>344185545
>>344185523
>>344185487
you are original. hey, how about that something artistic logo, huh?
>>344185212
#wow #bigsnake
>>344185584
the entire video is a highlight
>>344185504
At least name her Marisa for fuck sake.
What happens if a speedrunner is a sex offender and there's a kid in the room? Who has to leave?
Would the kid get banned, or the runner?
>>344185467
you mean with the thread? well yeah we're in arguably the most stacked 10 hour block in the schedule, gonna be non-comfy in here until Crypt of the Necrodancer
I just woke up, I decided to sleep when the meme Serious Sam RPG run happened. Did I miss anything worth watching?
Any of you "speedyboys" at SGDQ want to run an Any% on my wife?
>>344185393
It was kemoshota goodness
>>344185515
I know. I hope they'll come back someday for more
>>344184724
Not even if I'd get paid for it. I honestly hate German.
>>344185627
>Catface
Wat the flying fuck?
>>344185504
>Implying you'll ever get to have sex in the first place
>>344185142
>neo/v/ thinks it's old enough to call neoneo/v/ neo/v/
>>344185615
Nope. Time flies.
>>344185481
>>344185573
I watched a Warcraft II tas at some point and while it was only kinda neat, it showed unlimited potential. You could make some motherfucking art with RTS TASes.
>>344185627
Niggers shouldn't be allowed to have children desu senpai
>>344185575
>This fucking faggot.
>>344185543
Imagine a 4-way co-op D2 run. It'd be too fun for GDQ.
>>344185483
geeze anon open those windows or something before you cook yourself
>>344185731
>hating your native tongue
t. cuck
>>344185765
>Time flies.
when you're a faggot
>>344185627
>Catface
PLEASE CLAP
>own a save/kill the animals shirt
>want to wear it because it's actually a cool shirt, but don't want to support having the same damn donation war every year
At least I don't go out much.>Metroid II OST comes on while I'm typing this.
>>344185278
>Name your daughters Serenity and Zen
>OH, LIKE THAT FIREFLY SCI-FI SHOW RIGHT??!
I fucking hate people.
>>344185682
Runner would be declined when they propose their run. It would be something they would need to mention.
god are they fucking setting up to launch a rocket
what is taking them so long
>>344185616
not that anon. marisa sounds cute. reimu sounds like that pokemon fish.
>>344185816
sounds great
>>344185594
Your entire post history? I AGREE
Ugh, that manspreading, can you not?
>>344185634
Originelle Sprache oder Busen
>>344185838I understood that reference
>>344185832
It barely even is my native language tbqh famalam
>>344185818
It's 90 degrees in here. It's 95 outside and more humid.
>>344185793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHmjZUf250
>>344185524
"Funnyman" is a really dumb term when you think about it.
>>344184724
>>344185731
why the fuck do Germans usually feel the need to dub everything?
>>344185886
T E T R I S
E
T
R
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>>344185617
YOU seemed to be confused.
SM64 runners make it look easy when it fact it's extremely hard. Most games actually ARE easy and look easy. Having a few difficult tricks don't really matter when the base mechanics are a joke.
>>344185765
>>344184884
He fucking died? What!? How?
>>344184485
>Furfag
>Bullying anyone
You are a pimple faced weakling without a future.
>>344185682
it's not the runners fault kids are sexy.
>>344185941
what
i mean i know this is bait but do i even want to know what you are on about?
>>344185993
How...how did you just hear about this?
>>344184914
his name is David tho
>>344185993
Anon, I...
>>344185993
killed himself
>>344185961
Because Germans can't speak English for shit.
>>344186003
Anonymous No.344186003 later claimed this post was a joke.
Is anybody else tired of the donation meme?
>>344185986
SM64 runner here.
You're retarded lol.
>>344185212
This inside me me joke isn't funny, it's just autism.
>>344185951
damn son at least its rainy over where i live so its not so bad
fuck the humidity tho i feel ya
>>344186078
but why aren't subs good enough for them?
>>344185627
why aren't there laws against this?
>>344186107
#savetheanimals
>>344185993
Suicide, he was known for being depressed.
>>344186268
i thought he was known for acting
>>344186053
>>344186072
>>344186075
I...he...I didn't know? Did he really kill himself. I know he was a very sad bitter person for a long time.
>>344186176
because there are 80million of us, our dub industry is actually pretty competent and fuck you, we do what we want.
>YEAH YEAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
>>344186176
Because MEINE ORDNUNG
MTV used to sub a lot of shows back then but they aren't around anymore.
A lot of reality TVs use these soft dubs where they have the original language set to a low volume and then play the dubbed voices over it to at least give you the idea how the original actors sound like.
But yeah I hate it too.
>>344186379
he faked his death anon, do not worry.
>>344186353
>acting
Have you actually seen the phantom menace?
>>344186492
no i didnt
![2014.08.21-mrconservative-53f631ae67897[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/isxUZ7E.jpg "2014.08.21-mrconservative-53f631ae67897[1]")
>>344186379
Dont wry anon it was faked.
>>344185627
Alundra? I didn't think anyone gave that much of a crap about old Working Designs games.
>>344186379
you know youre on the internet right fucking now why dont you google it
>>344186353
I mean yeah, but people knew he was depressed also.
>>344186592
Hasn't he been known to lurk /v/ and just play games on steam with hundreds of hours of playtime
>save the frames
>it's actually multiple seconds
>>344186462
>A lot of reality TVs use these soft dubs where they have the original language set to a low volume and then play the dubbed voices over it to at least give you the idea how the original actors sound like.
i hate that. either dub propably or sub but this way really annoys me. it's mostly done in documetaries though when experts are talking i think.
What did he mean by this?
>>344186761
That's a lot of frames to save, then.
>>344185650
kys
>>344186353
all his movies are shit anyway
the only thing he's been good in was when he wasn't a main character and was a cartoon genie
>>344186786
*properly
>>344186879
I.. well, you're actually right
How many more dollars will we donate towards treating ISIS terrorists /v/?
>>344186796
hes gonna become an hero right there at sgdq
>>344185986
>Most games actually ARE easy
you think you know what you're saying, but you don't.
>>344187238
>I speedrun a video game and call myself a speedrunner therefore it is difficult to speedrun the game I speedrun
Please end your life.
My name is Lincoln, but I've been called Link since before I could remember. My sister's name is Zelda after some poet. Parents don't play vidya. Ask me anything.
w-why is no one ever in the crowd
sgdq is dying
What the FUCK is that thing in the blue skirt
>all these sudden donations for the witness
I don't believe it.
>>344187367
>I speedrun a video game and call myself a speedrunner therefore it is difficult to speedrun the game I speedrun
Nobody made that argument. You really are clueless.
>>344187435
>no one
>crowd is almost full
Do you understand what no one means?
>>344187437
what?
>>344187435
it's almost always like this for tetris
>>344187584
You are a special kind of stupid are you?
Where the fuck is the run?
>>344187701
>I-I was just pretending to use no one incorrectly
>>344187435
remake this post when tetris ends please
actually I will
and ive capped it incase you don't
>>344187435
>tfw the biggest crowd at a speedrunning event isn't even for a speedrun
>>344187902
Tetris is better than 90% of the shit on the schedule anyway.
>>344187435
>people care more about Tetris and Mario Maker than any of the actual speedruns
Who's this cutie? Is she single?
>>344187972
You aren't wrong.
Tetris has been my favorite part of the show ever time it's been on the schedule.
>>344187845
The guy was using sarcasm you fucking lackwit
People are always posting pictures of the room being nearly empty at like 4:30 am saying that the gdq events are dieing and he made fun of that
>>344188061
yeah but you'll have to pay for her hrt if you fuck her
>>344188061
>she
>>344187452
believe it
>>344188061
>dat brow ridge
if you want to hit on her you need to literally hit with a club and pull her back to your cave
>>344188176
>Sarcasm
>over text
Get ready lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
