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E3 thread of post E3 coverage of E3 edition thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=77P-sy6WOWM
>>341683365
what a fucking awful post e3 series this has been
kill yourself
What's the funniest Giant Bomb moment?
Related: https://youtu.be/-46OrsGYOEM?t=3m22s
is this the new thread?
Official next thread.
>>>341683207
>Yes
>Im vibrating
what did she mean by this ?
>>341683510
hey man that segment with the old devs and journos and the one with kish, odwayer and klepcuck was alright too
>ZIFF DAVIS' PATRICK klepkek
Wait up, this guy returns to play quake and he plays the fucking single player?
JUST
>>341683510
agreed
Who was the big guest they were talking about on the beastcast last week?
FUCK
>>341683585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJD2PQ7mDE
Forever.
Great job on the guests, Alex
swell fucking job
the only good guest so far was Phil Spencer
>>341683756
i like GB but what have they done to receive such a shitty community?
>You ready baby? Just put it on my tummy, I've got another shirt in my gym bag.
>>341683756
>gal
best jav catgeory
>>341683585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN1SnvHSQLg
Why is Jeff so based?
>>341683885
Peter Stormare but the plans fell through i think, still hoping tho
>>341683928
are you stupid?
>>341683928
Patrick fucking Klepek
Because of him an dhow much the community hated him, they hired a bunch of mods who made the entire board and chat into a hugbox for him which drove off teh original community and left them with a bunch of losers
u think this would get me banned ?
>>341683928
It's enlisting mods that worship the very ground the staff walks on and letting them run wild on the community forever, banning anyone who dare makes a criticism or says something disapproving about one of the staff.
Anyone know who's the main one responsible for mods? I imagine it's probably Alex.
could there be any less energy on this fucking stream?
is this bitch on her phone? wtf
>>341684195
yes
>>341684026
absolutely disgusting. she looks like she got curb stomped 20-100 times.
>Putting all the shit first because everyone is just waiting to enter the Lang Zone
Who's the guy next to Tim?
deleted immediately.
Is there anything more dull than listening to people talking about their VR experiences? It's the same thing every single time and everyone seems to feel the need to relate the experience regardless. Can't wait for this shit to go the way of motion controls.
>>341684089
Ahh that could have been cool or cringe, it would be fucking funny if he would be on with lang.
>>341683928
Staff bootlicking mods, and paperthin staff that cannot handle the slightest bantz or criticism from viewers.
Blame Klepkek and Navarro for bringing in all the inclusive community shit that resulted in heavy moderation
>>341684583
Patrick Miller
He's an FGC dude and worked at Riot as well, then joined the Rising Thunder devs along with Seth Killian and then Riot bought that studio.
>>341684583
John Romero
Jeff literally saving these past 3 days all by himself.
>>341684786
thanks anon
>>341684849
shes perfect
>>341683893
>those moments when jeff makes brad literally red from laughing so hard
so cute :3
even the lang zone will be taken away from us
calling it now
Why the fuck does Riot have so much fucking staff?
Like what do they need fucking writers and shit, all they do is update LoL.
tfw alternating between this and the finalsApologize
Wow, is Tim Turi working at Capcom now?
He's a good fit for that scumbag organisation.
Turi was fucking shit at Game Informer.
>Jeff trying to carry a couch of adult-sized children with nothing of value to talk about
Makes sense that Alex arranged it.
>>341684968
Same senpai.
>>341684909
Less broad shoulders and she'd get a 9.5/10
>to the current generation, a classic shooter is halo
this is true even on /v/
>>>plebbit
>>341684975
>hating tim
baka
>>341684773
yeah at the least it would have been interesting
LANG
SAVE US FROM HESE BORING MILLENNIALS
>>341683928
they are all former gamespot users/mods that worship the crew
When he was on Kinda Funny Jeff said that he secretly hopes that live shows fall apart so he can try to pull it back in. He wants to be the Chuck Yeager of hosting these shows.
Kinda makes sense why he let that knobhead Alex book so many shitty guests and not tell him who was showing up. He said yesterday that he was mostly in the dark about who would show up other than Phil Spencer and the usual suspects of Drake, Pope, Lang, Boyes etc
>>341685125
15 years old at this point, breh. Less time between Doom and Halo then now and then.
This post E3 couch talk is the result of letting, fucking, ALEX NAVARRO choose the guests.
It should primarily be the loosened-tie, drink and swear because it's okay now after-party with the real devs and people to interview after Game Spot talks with them. They're both CBS.
Like, they talk "official" with Danny (whatever) and then get told, "okay, that was GS. Now you can talk with Giant Bomb's host Jeff where you can get fucking plastered and talk about whatever the fuck you want." And Jeff then hosts with actual wit while we get the suits and developers back into their comfortable and creative modes. The last segments are with the old friends of the show where they just UPF the last hour.
>>341685084
i think thats just chub
>>341685249
>remembered that Alex booked everyone
no fucking wonder its such awful shit
even from new york that faggot ruins shit
>>341685297
She needs to either go thicker or skinnier. Either way would be an improvement.
SALVAGE THIS JEFF
>>341685249
>mfw Alex was bragging about how E3 planning doesn't really matter and he throws it together at the last moment
>>341685194
>he likes tim turi
he's the american john walker.
is he going to ask diversity and inclusion girl anything
so how many white men have you got fired from riot recently
so how many times have you said patriarchy today
Who's the asian guy who keeps making faces?
>>341685517
>he's the american john walker
fuck, I wanna tweet this at john walker
>>341684909
She's got fat arms.
>>341685084
Nah, the frame is fine. She's decent shape for her age, too. But even with peak physique she's an 8 at best. She's not far off, though.
Personality is fantastic, no holds barred, though. She's great.Constantly pining for Drew's viking dick, though, after that one time he was drunk enough to do a MMF with her.
>>341685523
What the hell is he going to ask her? I'm guessing he doesn't know her at all, and he DEFINITELY doesn't know a thing or even give a shit about LoL or Riot.
>>341685629
>Dat time Vinny showed Drew his dick
Everybody wants some Drew
>>341685523
oh shit I forgot about that big brother shit and firing employees for getting banned ingame or whatever. She must have been behind that.
So she's literally like a corporate gestapo
>MOBAfaggots thinking they require the lowest latency possible
>To play fucking MOBAs
hello?
>>341685501
what ever happened to casey anthony
>>341685758
>>341685629
i need more Drew
>>341685249
>>341685292
>>341685480
The fucked up thing is that as great as Jeff is at hosting, Ryan was even BETTER.
Why couldn't Allah have taken Patrick instead. Hell, throw in Alex too if you will
so fucking boring
>>341685629
>She's got fat arms.
thats fine
>>341685808
cause theyre esports :)
gotta be like the pros :)
i hope the moba meme dies soon
>>341686197
thats a pretty good opinion anon mobas are shit
>>341685387
>YELLS RANT INTO MIC WITH AUTHORITY
>thinks he's making a revelatory point.
Vinny and Bakalar give a nervous laugh to keep things moving along. every time.
Left guy on the couch looks like a mix between Sean Astin and Mike Patton
>>341685758
He's the quiet but macho guy that dudes and dudettes alike just want to have around, hoping for a like Drew acknowledgement.
Just small enough to be inviting.
Absolutely fit and handsome enough to go "oh yeah, nice"
>>341686197
At least he lives up to his name. I bet he exclusively plays walking simulators and trash made in RPG maker by one legge Mexican foxkin trannies
hey guys did you know about women?
>>341686279
why is his posture so godly?
>>341686505
posture is important if you're getting dicked up the butt because you're gaydrew is gay
https://twitter.com/Fobwashed/status/743650129945649152
>>341686452
You're posting this like it's supposed to make me mad, but they're just having a conversation.
>>341686607
STOP BEING RUDE TO THE GUESTS
>>341686452
its amazing how fucking retarded these people are. they do realize they are the ones who automatically assume women are weak and shit at their jobs and assume that they cant do anything and therefor they need their help because they are so helpless
we need a new plague
Are GiantBomb politically correct?
>>341686607
TRIGGERED
>>341686607
DON'T BULLY HER YOU CREEEEEP
>>341686013
>Ryan was even BETTER
It's true, he was. While Jeff was a bit more witty, Ryan was easily more renegade. He did not give a shit about what you or others thought and he carried a lot of weight and never faltered. He was bit more overpowering in that sense.
>>341686605
god i hope so
Did you guys download the demo yet?
>>341686754
Austin, Alex, and the moderators are.
>>341686680
>they're just having a conversation
>for like 20 minutes
>about gender roles
>in an internet livestream
>for video games
what?
>>341686194
Yep, this is terrible.
>>341686607
That guy is one of the few entertaining stalwarts left on Giant Bomb. I bet if anybody else did taht they'd be immediatly banned, but the mods won't touch him cause he has actually hung out with the staff irl and not just jerked off to pics of them with tears as lube cause they will never be allowed in the offices
>>341686996
I don't give a shit. They can have a conversation about what they want. It doesn't affect me.
>>341686607
based fobwashed
Who the fuck are these guys?
I don't recognise anyone on the couch.
>>341686214
My aunt has super fat arms and doesn't wear deodorant. Mary, for as cute as she is and a great personality, always reminds me of my Aunt because of those fatceps.
Don't get me wrong, I love my Aunt. She is a wonderful lady who is smart and funny, but I would never bone my Aunt. I don't need Mary, someone I would totally bone, to remind me of my Aunt.
She should lose weight. I like slim/trim chicks. She would look GREAT if she was skinnier.
>>341687016
Webmds of this series are a great reminder that people just filming animals is far more interesting than all this bullshit.
>>341687119
hes also a minoirty
>>341687187
The new generation of game "creators"
>>341687187
only one you should maybe recognize is Tim Turi, rest are unknowns
>>341687123
>why are you posting this? are you trying to make me mad?
>>because list of reasons
>I don't care they it doesn't affect me
why are you even posting?
>>341686846
>he carried a lot of weight
i c wut u did there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h9rNzcI5g4
>tfw I rewatch this regularly
>>341687226
man im sorry about that
have some stick thin arm sarah
>>341687354
Because I want to
>>341686846
>carried a lot of weight
:^)
no but really, i feel like ryan just embodied what giant bomb is supposed to be about. they're supposed to be an alternative to the average video game journalists. they're supposed to have honest opinions, and not be influenced by what's right or wrong, or who's sponsoring you, or who you have to interview at the end of the day. they were supposed to be rebels.
now they're just a bunch of sjw dickhuggers.
fag
>>341687472
you sound pretty mad desu senpai
I.... I don't know...
>>341686607
Fobwashed is the best. And he obviously doesn't give an eff.
>>341687381
I loved that. I could watch Ryan calling Tom McShae a shithead forever
GOD WHAT A DUD PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT FART INTO THE WIND THAT SEGMENT WAS
>>341683365
>I NEED THE BENZ!
>>341687016
>sitting on his head
lmao kittens. we don't deserve them.
Anyone played Strafe?
The game looks cool as hell and I'll probably download the demo either way but I'm curious what the consensus is given gaming's history with Kickstarters.
it's that cuck who runs kotaku
Now for 25 minutes of waiting for another dud of a segment
Fuck this, the Lang Zone can't bring this shit back
>>341687605
But you can't even hear me
>>341687775
>Jay
my non-/v/ husbando
>>341687226
pathetic
>>341686607
At the end of the day some devs are clearly just not made for talking to media.
>>341687226
You clearly want to bone your aunt, it's ok.
Jeff is married? To who?
>>341687939
>Doubting the Lang Zone
>>341688121
his wife
>>341687939
it'll only get better as jeff progressively gets more drunki hope
>>341687765
It's even better when you realise what Tommy Boy's been up to since he was cut from Gamespot.
http://twitter.com/TomMcSheaNothing.
>>341688174
He doesn't drink anymore
The only black person they've had on is Xavier Woods.
Austin doesn't count
>>341688152
is lang gonna be on?
>>341687401
I'll take it, thank you, friend
>>341688185
>gun grabber
and closed
>>341684195
I got banned for saying someone looked like Ellen pages sister last year
>>341688257
are you serious? is that what marriage does to a man?
>>341688316
How long until mods delete it this time?
>>341685048
It's crazy man, Jeff is working hard to draw blood out of these stone faces. It's irritating, there's no reason why he needs to talk to these fucking people. What possible value could a diversity organiser at Riot Games possibly bring to the show?
"So... lots of diversity in League Of Legends?"
"Yep."
>>341688121
Don't think she's anyone notable but if I had to guess it was probably the same lady he was dating a year or two back when some anons found her tumblr where she was posting about BDSM and shit.
>>341688280
Austin is literally some normal suburban white guy trapped in a fat nigger body
>>341688401
That's what age and happiness does to a man
>>341688406
Is that actually her?
What's her name?
>>341688401
He's talked about it before he got married.
He's said, on several occasions, that he doesn't enjoy drinking anymore
>>341688316
wasn't this just a rumor? like all other gb drama?
Patrick just arrived!
Finally!
>>341688530Not your business
>>341688185
Bwahaha! He does a podcast with that tranny abomination Petit and some other shit with that faggot VanOrd who were also booted from Gamespot!
PRICELESS!
>>341688602
nah, she confirmed she was dating Jeff on her tumblr, and jeff linked to that post.
>>341688617
YESS
AT LEAST NOW JEFF HAS A KNOWN VARIABLE TO WORK WITH AND A PERSON HE FEELS SAFE SHITTING ON
>>341687518
>now they're just a bunch of sjw dickhuggers.
Initially, you were right, "an alternative to the average video game journalists." They were and still kind of are, though.
Only Alex and Austin have truly fallen.
Patrick was always like that, but they finally fired him.
Danny isn't actual GB staff, but he is definitely falling prey.
Dan is a moron and stubborn. He won't change despite trying to be more open.
I wouldn't categorize all of GB as a bunch of SJW dickhuggers. Jeff won't give a shit, he's 45 or something and is stone cold. Drew can hug my dick anytime though.
I SAID
JUSTLOCK ME UP
Has Lang shown up and ruined everything yet? It's my yearly highlight of E3.
>>341688602
Nope. That's her. Somebody asked her on tumblr if she was Jeff's girlfriend, and she said yes. Jeff re-posted it on his tumblr and then every no-life motherfucker mined her account for photos and image macros about how she likes to be choked by her 'daddy'.
/v/ probably harassed the shit out of her in the ask box, and she deleted her tumblr.
patrick go home
>>341687801
GIMME THE BENZ
>Topkek is there
Fuck.
>>341688916
No Lang, confirmed
>mudskin rami ismail takes down cross
lmao
>>341688710
dang. well grats on him for bagging a thick saucy sex-pot latina.
>>341688984
Yet or at all? There's no fucking way he wouldn't come.
>>341688928
>she likes to be choked by her 'daddy'.
Rami is there.
I've been chat banned at least once for complaining about Rami complaining about how hard it is to be in the games industry.
Guess I'll just shit post here, if need be.
>>341688928
so..
are there more pics of her, or..?
DAVE FUCKING LANG IS IN THE HOUSE
>>341688119
No no, I want to bone Mary, because she's very attractice. But Mary has a single flaw that specifically reminds me of a relative whom I find very unattractive for exactly that flaw (aside from being 60-years-old, overweight and smells of old lady).
And that's bad. If Mary could somehow remove the fat arms and make them fit arms, or skinny arms, that would be a wonderful thing.
>>341688440
is there anything more telling of a bloated company than having a "diversity organizer"
when is this assfaggot bubble gonna pop already
>>341689204
>>341689190
POST DAVE LANGS!
>>341688121
To her
>>341688316
She writes reviews for sex products, I think??? If you wonder why Jeff uses kinkier toys in his humor, that's why. Not that he make partake in them, but he lives with a woman that does/has in the past.
>>341689148
tfw you will never find a funny, chubby gamer boy with a stable job, who is also tolerant/welcoming of your daddy issues
Oh boy, there's Felix "legobutts" Kramer.
>>341689170
There are a few more. I didn't save that shit because, while I am a no life motherfucker, I'm not going to go around saving pictures of other guys' girlfriends.
Who was the lesbian with gaynor?
>>341688257
He still drinks, just not as much.
He's definitely back on the energy drink wagon, though.
>>341689404
she foine niqqa
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
>>341689350
>>341689350
I loved that one podcast where he went off on Klepek not being a real man cause he couldn't handle a leaky pipe and started a flooding and then cried to his landlord
>patrick will ruin the lang segment
>>341688406
I'm wondering that myself. It's the first time I've posted it since it was shown when we all were talking about the upcoming wedding. They'll delete it sometime. They did last time.
>>341688928
Didn't that happen live during a UPF? Her deleting coincided with Jeff getting a text and his mood souring.
>Lang
>With Patrick and his dominatrix
How exactly does banning work? Is it permanent, completely wiping out your ability to interact until you make a new account, or is it timed like here? If timed, then how long?
>tfw no thicc latina mamacita
>>341689404
[they] have a fine set of fat titties
>>341689235
>when is this assfaggot bubble gonna pop already
Assuming Overwatch isn't just gonna pan out to be a FOTM game it's already dethroned LoL in Korea in terms of play stats.
Plus Riot has basically taken a kamikaze approach to PR/community management over the past year or so, with the Dynamic Queue stuff being the most notable along with the sandbox controversy.
I don't see them going bankrupt tomorrow by any means but unless they suddenly get some sense knocked into them over the next year or two I could see LoL at least really tanking hard.
>>341689560
CAN'T KLANG THE LANG
>all these soon to be unemployed Hulk Hogan employees
>>341689627
sometimes they just make you pm the mods so they can all talk to you about how what you did was wrong.
>>341689560
Have they put in the same guest twice in a year before?
>>341689560
i'm hoping it'll turn into patrick VS an incredibly drunk lang. that could be magical.
>>341689582
Yup!
>>341689530
>>341689558
Oh man, I hope Boyes and Johnny V show up soon as well
>>341689627
I've been chat banned twice. I never said anything explicitly awful, just complaining about guests and stuff.
I was always able to chat in whatever the next stream was.
>>341689210
pathetic
>>341689765
Any idea what UPF that was?
>>341689026
Well, a guess thick is putting it nicely. She does carry her weight well. Congrats indeed for the man.
He lost a good bit of weight for the wedding, put on a bit more recently, but has been doing pretty well in keeping it off. Maybe all the sex helps.
What's the song currently playing?
>>341689763
I hope drunk Lang berates him like he did with CAH Max
>>341689148
Do you think he whips her with a NES controller while yelling wrestling quotes?
>>341689627
I got banned for saying "Randi Harper is an ironic choice for an anti-harassment panel" on that SXSW story. They wanted me to apologize for breaking their rules. I said I don't think stating a mild and factually backed opinion broke their rules.
I was "voluntarily banned" and still am.
>>341689784
that entire segment was pure gold
>>341689740
So they let you back in if you grovel enough? I imagine the mods never accept that they might be in the wrong.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
Ed Boon?
>YFW DRUNK AF LANG&JEFF SHITTING ON KLEPKEK AND XYS WAIF
>>341689924
Nope!
>>341689784
The best recipe for a Giant Bomb segment is Dave Lang, Johnny V, and someone that Dave feels comfortable being weird at. Ed Boon was great for that.
>>341689170
Yeah, but that's literally the only one I saved because I actually really like Jeff and I don't give a shit about delving into his personal business. I just saved that one to use in an occasional GB thread to show, "see? Not bad for the fatman, yeah?"
>>341683889
>diversity & inclusion manager
I hope the chinese or the arabs destroy the west soon
>>341689784
Johnny V is too busy "hanging" around.
>>341689627
>>341690000
and I'm banned from basically everything, not 100% sure about PMs but I think that too.
>>341690000
What "rule" did you break?
>>341689981
>Who the fuck are you ?
>why does your badge says zoo queen?
greatest video on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izch8OqEdTI
>>341690108
You mean Kingseeker Frampt?
>>341688185
Doing better than Ryan Davis at least.
>>341690148
They just make something up if they need to, doesn't have to be a rule. saying something they don't agree with is all it takes.
>>341689157
Rami's an SJW turd but when they had a guest from EA trying to defend the Dungeon Keeper mobile trash, Rami challenged him really well. Credit where it's due.
>GiantBomb - EDM for Goonybeard NuMales: Volume III (2016 / KEK003 / Cuck Records)
>>341690148
be unrealistically nice to our "friends" or "friends of our friends" and never criticize them, or say anything that could imply criticism.
I dunno, I emailed Rorie about it and he basically said "it's up to our mods, this was a sensitive thread so we enforce extra hard, we'll probably pre-emptively lock these stories in the future".
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>>341683893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbviNjxcnA8
>>341690260
>Fondly remembered by friends and fans years after passing
>A pariah who can only work with other dregs of society and is hated by 99% of your audience
It's not like McShae has anywhere else to go but down
>Rami
Fuck this
Paki Alex Navarro?
>>341690224
>>341690224
>DID U JUST CALL ME FAT ?
>that scared look on Max
ITS ED BOON
nigga is based af
just end it all
waifu material?
>Rami
Well instantly stopped giving a shit
back to Voltron
Why is the Muslim wearing fucking headphones even though their not fucking plugged into anything..
>boon
mite b cool
>rami
oh no
everyone else is literally who
fuck, Ed Boon got stuck with these people
>Rami Ismail
Fuck this, I'm out
why didnt they put ed boon with lang
I GOT 2 WATCHES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND FOR THE LOAD
>>341690523
>>341690581
>>341690589
>>341690637
Who exactly is he?
>Rami
Can we get one, ONE panel without an aggressively shitty social justice warrior
Prepare yourself for the easy listening sounds of E3's premiere live show band:
Ed Boon and the Nobodies!
Who's that taxi driver in the background?
ohhh it's Gio "Building the list" Corsi
didn't recognize him
>>341690673
islam apologist sjw indie dev
>>341690580
SMELLY
>>341690581
Is Voltron good?
>>341690673
He's part of Vlambeer who has actually made a bunch of pretty good games but unfortunately he's also a turbo-SJW which is a fucking bummer.
does anyone else think 5 guests is way too much?
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Im gonna post trash until this guest section is over.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BS06JnDTCm
>>341690828
literally can a human being be worse
>>341690673
Part of Vlambeer, which puts out great games (their most recent was Nuclear Throne); however, Rami is a rampant SJW and generally an asshole on social media. He's very talented at being unlikable.
>>341690894
yeah, also getting guests worth talking to would help too.
friend saw ed boon at a bar once and they hung out for a bit, he's such a bro
>>341690883
Finishing up the first episode.
It's okay so far. Hoped you liked Sokka from Avatar, because there's a character who's literally Sokka from Avatar.
>Not one of them cares about Nier 2
ULTRA PLEBBIT
>>341690828
he is a muslim
>>341690894
it only works with people that know each other well, its not gonna work with these dudes
>>341690992
Luckily, they have Ed Boon, and
And
... And, uh
only one set of guests left after this
people better watch out, I hear vlambeer is a radical islamist sect
you know who they shouldve invited
he was here promoting yakuza
>>341691143
Dave Lang, Peter Stormare and the ghost of Ryan Davis.
when are they having phil on?
>>341691143
i need the lang
>>341690894
Yup, they had this problem back in 2014, with Patrick just seemingly booking as many guests as possible into every segment. It just results in either no one saying much or one asshole talking 90% of the time. From what I remember last year seemed a bit better balanced.
reminder that Rami is a fucktard https://i.imgur.com/DQ5I4Ay.jpg
>Rami Ismail
>>341691226
He should really be on a watchlist if he isnt already.
Train jam girl is my waifu
At least Vlambeer release fun games like Luftrausers, Ridiculous Fishing and Nuclear Throne.
I doubt Rami's gonna start going off on a tangent about Islam and faggotry
Plus ED BOON!
>>341691143
you sure? Last night they went for like 5 hours
the fact that this guy is a muslim, has a beard and is sitting next to the women is awfully disgusting for a muslim like me
all he is missing is a Casio F-91W and he would look like ur average Al-Qaeda bomb maker
The thing I remember most about rami is that tweet that he made saying "I would hire a minority over a white person if they had the same qualifications."
That is this guy's mindset.
>>341691143
Lang, JV & Boyes most like
>>341690992
I think they should focus on getting fewer, but bigger and more important guests. Those tend to be the best segments.
>trainjam
>why?
>cause its wacky and old
>tehehehe trains are so good because no one uses them lmao!
what a hipster cunt
>>341691341
giantbomb twitter says this is the penultimate guest set
>>341691320
I'm pretty sure he keeps track of how many times he's been "randomly searched" at airports.
>>341691250
He looks like a wax statue. Has he had work done on him?
>>341683920
You take that back Lorne Lanning was 10/10
>millennial video game devs riding trains back and forth as they develop video games and be 'creative'
how do they afford this? where's the money coming from?is the indie dev scene a massive money laundry effort?
>>341691301
These people are completely fucked up.
>>341691250
Does he speak enough English to hold a conversation?
I'd be all for getting some Japanese devs on these but if it's just gonna be 20 years of them translating shit back and forth I'd rather they just do it as a standard interview
>>341691410
>>341691418
Fuck you guys. Riding on trains can be relaxing and cool as shit.
you guys know what programmers love?
trying to debug code on a cramped train without a proper chair, desk or quiet space
>>341691389
please dont i already had a wank
>>341691482
this is how he used to look so yeh
>why am i here
>i could be thinking of new superheroes to put into the game
>i want coffee
>what time does my flight leave tomorrow
>>341691507
Student loans or rich parents.
>>341691558
Yes. So can jumping off a volcano.
>>341691545
you know who could do it?
kojima
>>341691507
>millennial
Everyone here is a millennial.
>>341691483
Lorne Lanning AND Jeff Green at the same time being a silver fox tag team
>>341691558
Trains are awesome. Set an alarm on your phone, put in your headphones, close your eyes and cease to exist for 2 hours. Bliss.
>>341691594
>People who go on trainjam
>Programmers
>>341691594
>Implying most indie devs even know how to code
>>341691507
There's definitely some Russians laundering money through mobile games.
>>341691558
it is but her comment was pretty stupid.
>le trains are so quirky and antiquated XD
>>341691620
>I've slept 6 hours in 3 days
>I could be sleeping right now
>I wonder if my kids miss me
>why am I even here
>>341689420
>>341690117
you guys are sweet.
This pakistanian guy is creepy as fuck.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mSFme0Ce9T
>>341691620
>i could be going hard in the motherfucking paint
>watching sjwbomb
I rather watch Male Allies
This format doesn't work very well. If I was Ed Boon I'd be thinking up excuses to get up and leave.
>>341691620
Who even is that
>>341691919
they dont have any sjws?
>>341691919
stop
>>341691389
A man must have a name.
>>341691331
I can't understand how a turbo-SJW like Rami could even stand for having any part in the making of a game in which you're pretty much playing as stylized Nazis.
ed boon should have a segment on his own, dude.
like who the fuck are any of these dudes? ed boon is a fucking legend.
>>341691697
Xavier Woods was also a good guest. I love that guy's enthusiasm. Also NEW DAY ROCKS!
>>341691931
Ed's really, really high and keeps getting drawn into Jeff's bright orange t-shirt. He's couch-locked.
>>341691993
He made War Gods.
this taxi driver is depressing af
This has literally been the worst E3 post shows.I think I'm going to stop subbing to them
>>341691993
It's Ed Fucking Boon
>>341691594
>without a proper chair, desk or quiet space
It's actually not super cramped, they've even got tables and junk in it too.
Plus it's just a thing to do on the way to GDC each year as an easy way to network outside the actual conference.
........
KEKED BY RAMI, FUCK
Sneak peak at the secret segment after Lang, Johnny, and Adam Boyes
BLACKED
>>341692182
LEWD
>>341692182
they are actually pretty evenly matched.
>>341692182
What the fuck?
>>341692182
kind of cute, honestly.
>>341692182
LEWD!
Why is Ed Boon on with a bunch of nobodies?
>>341691993
The only person besides jeff you should actually know on this stream
>>341692168
>all these cis white men
baka desu senpai
>>341692182
FICKI FICKI
I
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I
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I
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this is literally NOT OK IN ISLAM
>>341692307
because alex can't book for shit.
>>341692182
ISMAIL'D
>>341692182
>>341692238
I hate fags that wear headphones as an accessory.
>>341692307
gio corsi is cool he got yakuza 5 localized
He's not going to be happy about this.
>>341692038
Because SJWs are hypocrites
>>341692182
You guys don't know? They're boyfriend/girlfriend.
...without the sex, since Rami's Muslim.
>>341692360
why shouldn't I know gino? He's trying to save the vita!
How do I watch old GB shit? is the doc still working / has all the shit been uploaded to yt?
I remember there were the first streams where ryan was incredibly sweaty for some reason but I don't remember why.
>>341692168
That looks cool, too bad it's full of shitty indie devs.
>>341692238
George W Bush is blacker than Rami.
>>341692450
i will give her the sex
So is Johnny V gonnna pop up or is he banned from E3 GB shows now that Disney Infinity got shut down?
>>341692182
Good goyim.
The lesser races are actually THIS stupid.
>>341692462
>for some reason but I don't remember why
because he was morbidly obese and under stage lighting?
>>341692426
He'll be fine. Lang's going to get his revenge and Dan's going to have birthday shenanigans
>>341692182
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
>>341692450
>...without the sex
Bullshit. I wouldn't buy that for a second. These two look like they're about to fuck each other's brains out any second.
>>341692450
Is that like the only reason why she's even there?
>>341692202
pat better not fuckingn be there
>>341692686
truth. if you hold a girl's hand in a public setting like this, you're almost screaming HEY THIS GIRL AND I DO ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING THINGS TOGETHER
>>341686607
she looks cute.
How was her interview?
Will you guys be attending next year's Train Jam™?
Apparently Ed NOOB didnt want to be with LANG and thats why he is with these shitters
>>341692561
>Disney Infinity got shut down?
not even fare
>>341692973
I don't think they've been on GB together since post GDC 2014
has he said anything?
>>341692952
>literally knuckle deep in your nose in public
>>341692973
their last encounter was legendary.
>>341692952
I've never wished for a train derailment so badly.
>>341692952
>hang out with the SF clique
i could also just hang myself
Hands off, white boys. Only Muslims get a taste of Adriel!
someone pls stop alex
>>341692686
Oh it's more than just lack of sex.
is this game worth buying?
>>341691302
>literally wearing the same shirt
this girl would be a good gf
>>341693409
>betraying your race
cuck
this train girl is awful. I want her to shut up.
>>341693409
its a great game honestly
>>341693395
Who wants to bet that she was just pushed in a crowded area?
Who wants to bet that she was never touched at all?
>>341693397
he's doing his best to kill all the fun
>the way they keep looking at eachother
>the way they keep finishing their sentences
>they hold hands
>>341693409
Instead just get gungeon
>>341693434
It's the logo of his company Vlambeer so at an industry event it makes sense.
>>341693409
It's good but know that by buying it you're financially supporting a pretty fucking terrible person.
>>341692952
imagine how great it'd be for the economy if that train crashed
>>341693409
It's a fun game. Though I never finished it cause I started playing Enter The Gungeon when that came out. I'll get back to it eventually
>>341693409
buy it when it's in a humble bundle again and make sure the mudslime gets 0% of the money.
>>341693409
It's pretty good. If you want something similar but with some more progression to feed into the rouge-lite structure, Enter the Gungeon is another decent game.
HE NEEDS TO STOP GIVING HER TREATS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341693672
its not fair. why cant i have a woman like this? i deserve one.
>>341693397
>she seems like good people
Maybe I just tuned her out without realizing it but she said two fucking words the whole time, I'm genuinely not sure how you could come to that conclusion.
....
>>341693840
You post on /v/. You're the scum of the earth, and you deserve only death.
>>341693409
Is this game worth buying?
>fawning over this 3/10
whats wrong with you
>Alex actually put a couple on as guests during the same segment
Great job, fucko.
>>341693397
Fuck he's pathetic, how is he still around?
>>341693871
that's why shes good people she was analyzing their social interaction and was banning their accounts.
>>341693871
She has a vag. "The fairer sex" and all that.
>>341693953
....... you know what i will do to you now? you wont like it....
>>341693974
>using the beauty of Risk of Rain to bait people in an effort to promote your garbage
Gonna have to go with no on that one JimBob.
>MUH INDEH DEV
Man it sounds like such a status symbol when these kind of people talk about it. It's like they become "devs" just so they can say they're "in tech". They look and sound so fake.
>>341693672
why don't you have a qt gamer gf, anon? have you tried leaving your comfort zone? no? oh that's too bad.
>>341694013
He is a very unpleasant looking man
>>341693983
Seriously.
>>341694013
Alex as fine as long as he's hiding his SJW power level. Sometimes it slips through though and he gets super obnoxious like a couple of days ago when got triggered when Dan said liked the PC Principal and last season of South Park.
Remember when Vinny and Austin were patting Alex on the back for putting together such a good group of guests. We are almost done and there has been barely anything of interest. I'm so fucking mad I stayed up for this shit.
>>341694160
Answer the question
>>341694141
Dan is great, doesn't give a fuck.
holy shit, tommy tallarico? Haven't seen him in a LONG time.
>>341694248
seriously best interview was probably phil spencer
>>341693983
IM 22 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LIVING IN THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE
ITS 6:51 AM AND IM WATCHING A FATFUCK TALK TO ABUNCH OF WHITE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY HAVE IT HARD MEANWHILE IM FASTING BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME TO 1400 YEARS AGO
FUCKING STOP
FINALLY
man ed boon is too good to be here with these people
>>341694203
His face reminds me a lot of Ek0p, a Hearthstone player who's also known for being an asshole nobody likes.
>>341694361
I'm 25 and a virgin.
buy an onahole retard
yessss flames
>>341694330
I've only ever seen him hanging out with Mega64 and just.. I dunno, doing stupid shit.
here we go boys
expecting a 20 minute break here so jeff can mentally prepare
>>341694248
who was that legendary guest they could not mention on the podcast? Someone ended up writing it down and everyone freaked out wondering how they booked this person.
>>341694402
is this picture from when ek0p missed lethal and fucking cried about it
these interviews need, like, more gb guys and fewer guests. they would be more entertaining and would keep the convo going better.
>>341694389
Gio is cool and the 343 guy seemed alright.
>>341694361
Why not join ISIS then?
>>341694361
Just reinvent yourself as Syrian and head over to Europe my friend.
who was that chick in the short dress
>>341694341
That was a legit great interview that felt like he wasn't just bullshitting PR. It astounds me that they went with that automaton Don Mattrick as the face of the Xbone launch when they had Phil up their sleeve
>>341694361
hi im playing dragon quest ix while listening to 80s jpop and eating skips
>>341694389
>getting someone with the amount of clout that Boon has on this trainwreck
aw yeah nikkas we bou ta get ta tha good shii
Patrick's back.
>>341694553
>felt like he wasn't just bullshitting PR
are you joking
so much of it was bs
Reminder
Who's the hottie in the dress?
>>341694527
Maybe it's the same place. I just googled for a pic of him doing his "face thing".
>>341694619
if he's on this segment i will fucking go to chicago i swear...
WHO
H
O
>>341694689
What the fuck is this bullshit?
>people keep moving/standing in front of the blonde girl in the short dress
Please god why
>>341694524
It was going to be Peter Stormare but he had to drop out because he got called out of the country. Could have been a really interesting segment.
Who is this thicc lady?
THICC
>>341694689
hahahaha
>>341694740
ohhh yeahh
LANG APPROACHES
>>341694740
YO
My dick just got triggered
THICC
JOHNNY V
>>341694672
these are kids who do nothing but go on giantbomb forums all day and circlejerk about how great the staff are
anyone with half a brain and not delusional as fuck can see that everything he said was complete bullshit and nonanswers
GIANT BOMB IS HIGH TEST
>>341694361
they'll know our pain soon enough inshallah. stay strong brother
MOVE ALEX YOU SHIT
>>341694689
Reminder that Austin went out of his way to ask for this P4 art of himself
THAT'S JOHN VIGNOCCI'S WIFE WHAT THE FUCK
HOW?
>>341694854
>>341694740
I think that's the chick Johnny V brought to the Sony Press Conference
Johnny V in the house and his wife is thick as fuck.
JOHNNY V HITTING THAT
MY MAN
DAVE LANG IN THE FUCKING BUILDING
alex go away fucking faggot
>>341694740
Johnny V is hitting that?
Motherfucker...
>>341694689
He wishes so desperately.
>>341694361
i guarantee if you dont fast nothing will happen
Is that JohnnyV's wife?????
JOHNNY V vs LANG ZONE ROUND 2 BOYYYYYYS
DOES ED BOON HAVE A THING WITH LANG OR SOMETHING
>that ass jiggle
THAT FUCKING ASS
MUH DICK
Rami's inferior race traitor waifu next to Johnny V's throughbred. LOL
>>341694997
he's divorced
I thought johnny was a manlet
now im not surprised he didnt know about who zoe queen was.
kek tru alpha male
>>341695091
mfw we'll end up knowing Dave Lang's SSN by the end of the show
>>341695081
>people think its a race thing
Nigger, Mechanical apartheid is a cringe worthy phrase
>>341694993
charisma goes a long way
dat digiridoo vibin like crazay
>>341694994
I could have sworn Johnny V was married. Guess I was wrong, or he is having a midlife crisis since Disney dumped their toys to life shit.
>someone said T H I C C in chat and it didn't get deleted
eeheheheh
>>341695093
They're both ex-Midway I think. Same with John Vignocchi.
>>341695093
They're old coworkers
>>341695227
you think thats why austin was so against it
>>341695241
He got divorced last year I think
>havent been to the google doc in forever
>wanted to rewatch some 2011 videos
>every single link is dead because giantbomb have them blocked or something
any alternatives..?
>>341695265that was me
>>341695347
There was a site, but it hasn't been updated in a long time.
>>341695347
sudoku
>>341684031
mah nigga
aika my girl
>>341695306
what, because he's black he has to give a shit about people being "racist"?
Fuck you /v/, you people are moronic children, mechanical apartheid is fucking stupid as hell. its fallout 3 writing tier
>>341695347
Five dollars a month or fifty dollars a year for unlimited access and an ad-free experience on Giant Bomb punto com
>rorie and his disgusting gf
WHO DAT
>>341695347
pass was on sale lad
C'mon... some drunk fuck has to knock down that jenga tower, it's gotta happen! fall!
>>341695470
>what, because he's black he has to give a shit about people being "racist"
no, that is not what i think, that is exactly what he thinks hence everyone making fun of him you fucking bell
Please stop creepily asking who the ladies are
>>341695447
All i'm interested in is the old and good (pre klepek) content anyway
>>341695459
>>341684031
my african american brothers
>>341695546
I think she's cute and would be a good mother for his children.
>that fag with the skrillex haircut
jesus christ when will that shit die
NEW THREAD
>>341695617
>>341695617
>>341695617
>>341684051
>What's your thoughts on Megan's Law
KEK
>>341695601
who are the fine chickas famlam?!
>>341694174
Why else do you think they're always having these festivals and "jams"? They don't actually produce anything worthwhile, so they just have these circlejerks among themselves, sustained only by bullshitting sponsors into believing that they're doing something valuable.
Hell, sometimes they can just do the bullshitting for the money and not even hold the event.
>everyone getting thirsty over all these old fat women in the stream
>>341695601
Wow thanks, forgot I was in the Giant Bomb chat there for a second.
who the fuck is the chink
>>341695652
i thought that was a woman
>HEY GUYS WATCH US GIRLS PLAY JENGA W-WE'RE COOL T-TOO
>no pays attention
>they quit immediately
>>341683585
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOI4XJecOc0
Without question. It's what got me to start watching the site to begin with. Thanks random /v/ poster from like 2009.
>>341695763
That's Felix "legobutts" Kramer. They identify as nonbinary you fucking cis scum piece of shit. Don't misgender them.
https://twitter.com/legobutts
>>341695347
go to the doc's chat, then ask for link. They generally have them, esp if latest videos. They do this cause it's harder to take down.
>>341696014
last time it was a woman. wtf. this shit disgusts me.
Literally Alex is the worst choice for booking guests.
I want to see guests booked by Dan, Jeff, Vinny or Brad next year.
Dan especially, I'm sure he'd go super hard and also just invite a bunch of lunatics
>>341696014
>nonbinary
easiest way to tell that someone is crazy
>>341696220
>tfw Paul Ryckert will never be a guest.
>>341692026
At least call him a faggot or something, don't be a fucking passive aggressive nigger.
That fuckinh snort
tfw no indian gam dev chick on my dick
