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I CAN'T TAKE PITY ON MEN OF THIS KINDEVEN THOUGH HE NOW TAKES IT IN THE BEHIND
Still not up.
WAKE ME UP
>>341667058
isnt there supposed to be one more show tonight?
hopefully its not as complete horseshit as last night
>>341667945
staff impressions right now and then casual chat with gaming people later on
>>341667945
There will be. Surprised they haven't gotten Andrew House or that other guy for Sony yet
>>341667945
Last night was okay, until patrick and his shitter friends came on and ruined seeing mary's thighs.
>>341668069
literally the only good segment was phil spencer and jenga
>>341667058
>last day is premium only
holy fuck, how jewish can you be
>>341667945
Phil Spencer was pretty chill and has some actual worth while discussion, but yeah, the rest kinda devolved into annoying guests.
>>341667058
Who is that Sultan of Semen in blue?
vinny's a good dad
>tfw he suffers walker/navarro exchanging looks every day for his kid's sake
>>341668146
no it's not
>>341667058
I think you're paid to make threads about Giant Bomb.
>>341668146
Even if it is there'll be a direct link posted.
Dish of the Day when?
/v/ predict how many nu-males will be on the show tonight
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016staffday03_1_1400@46333
Are we gonna see next year of Dave Lang and John Vignocchi shenanigans?
that phil spencer interview last night was pretty based
that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
>>341669156
>that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
numale detected
>>341669156
>that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
I really hope you're joking.
>>341669221
i'm a woman but thanks.
![gbe32016liveshowday02_1_700@46333_snapshot_00.00.24_[2016.06.16_02.35.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jsg0KEy.jpg "gbe32016liveshowday02 1 700@46333 snapshot 00.00.24 [2016.06.16 02.35.50]")
mfw last night's show
This song sounds familiar what is it?
>>341669747
same royalty free music that plays before all their streams
>>341668043
Adam Boyes is on tonight I think if his Twitter is any indication.
Last night he responded to Dan's tweet about the Sony show being mediocre with something like "Gee thanks dude! Can't wait to talk to you tomorrow!"
Then again it's apparently Dan's birthday too so it's possible that's what he was referring to.
>>341669347
Don't remind me.
>>341668069
>patrick and his shitter friends
Hey man Patrick and Chris Plante were terrible but Griffin McElroy is a fucking saint.
>yfw langzone
>>341670040
Griffin "e3 glorifies gun culture" McElroy
no thanks
>>341670040
I thought Plante was done with game coverage and moved onto shaming rocket scientists for the clothes they wear. Why's he here?
I miss when they only had three songs they'd loop for an hour and a half during intermission. Lockdown, MALT MILK SHAKE, and some generic electronic song that I swear I heard on a Sega Channel menu back in the day.
There is literally nothing wrong with being Patrick.
So what happened last night? I stopped after Phil Spencer left? Shit got bad?
I missed last night. I heard Xavier Woods was on though.
>>341670040
Patrick had an actually entertaining story to share, Plante and McElroy went on and on about the most boring shit.
Like 30 minutes about sticking amiibos in his mouth? What the fuck.
>>341670370
There was sick ass Jenga game played by Tim Schafer and another Double Fine dev. Everything else was meh until a bunch of other journos came on to close the night and it got worse and worse.
>>341670370
tim schafer
patrick
polygon employess
>>341670512
Yeah that was a good segment
>>341669347
>>341669975
what happened? i missed it and was gonna catch up on it after tonight's show
who's this nigga
>>341670370
First segment was good.
Last segment was awful.
The rest was alright.
Jeff Bakalar confirmed
>>341670370
jenga kill screen
>>341670229
He covers games and other shit for The Verge (Polygon's sister site) unfortunately so he's still got an "in"
I feel like he's another case like Arthur Gies where a couple years ago he was totally fine and then suddenly he decided to sip way too much of the Kool-Aid and became terrible.
>>341670140
>Griffin "e3 glorifies gun culture" McElroy
Did I miss something?
I know Plante wrote that awful Verge article and Justin was sort of poking into that same territory too, but I didn't see Griffin say anything remotely close to that outside of the gun control tweets which didn't bring E3/games into the conversation as far as I saw.
>austin
<_<
DREWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That's Jeff from the GBEast podcast? That is the most Canadian looking motherfucker I've ever seen.
I'VE GOT A CONFESSION FOR YOU
is the google doc dead
>>341671167
new jersey, actually
>>341669262
He was drunk and funny.
Can Brad end a sentence properly
Why are people watching this?
Didn't the entire Giant Bomb group watching Ubisoft's presentation get really fucking triggered when "The Coon" came up.
I know that one guy was literally fucking pissed, like you could see it on his face, and when the one guy laughed at "Coon" he was like "YES THAT'S HIS NAME", and then he was just silent.
>>341670674
Nothing. Last night was great, and /v/ got unreasonably triggered by Polygon writers.
>tfw you wish it was just Jeff, Brad, Dan and Vinny
>>341671776
none of that happened
I can't believe Dan doesn't know about Warhammer 40k, it's quintessential Dan-core alongside shitty dadrock and amiibos
is this the last day or is there a day4?
>>341671776
Anon this is some of the most pathetic hearsay I've ever seen in my life. You can actually go back and watch the archive to see that what you said is blowing it out of proportion like a mother fucker.
Calm down.
i remember on the bombcast there was some secret amazing guest they got, it may have been a joke... if not, who was it? or who is it
this lighting makes it look like austin painted his forearms darker
>tfw seeing Patrick on the occasional yearly stream isn't so bad
>>341671675
Brad can't properly anything
>>341671776
>some people disagreed with me over a five minute segment, so you should NEVER WATCH THEM AGAIN!
Nah. Giant Bomb is still great.
>>341671978
peter stormare. he dropped out
not joking
>>341671926
last day
>>341669262
That whole thing was beautifully bizarre.
>TAU
>SPACE COMMUNIST
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341671776
>Didn't the entire Giant Bomb group watching Ubisoft's presentation get really fucking triggered when "The Coon" came up.
One of them gave a "really?" look at another one of the guys when "The Coon" was mentioned
that's it
>no one likes nier automata
I guess it's not playable but still, it seems weird that none of them like the gameplay shown.
>>341672150
tau are shitheads that only weeaboos like
>>341672081
oh man. that fucking sucks, it would have been crazy. he was supposed to be at e3 for what reason though? until dawn has been and gone
>>341672326
none of them like nier and dont like character action games
>>341672347
He's probably just in LA.
>>341671776
Brad was the only one who laughed, and he only laughed when the initial trailer cut to the South Park stuff.
Halfway through they were all saying that it was uncomfortable and not funny.
Alex was the worst of the lot though, since he loudly proclaimed that the most recent season wasn't good when PC Principal showed up.
>>341672240
Mmm.. so you're saying that /v/ exaggerated and blew things up waaayy outta proportion?
Shocking.
Is Austin meant to be their token black person?
He's barely tan.
>>341672347
no clue. maybe he's just in the LA area? Alex revealed it on the e3 drive on Saturday
>jeff bakalar is on a stream for the first time
>he's a fucking cutie
I know there was a reason i was reason i was warming up on him so much. He's my second favorite on giantbeastcast after vinny.
>>341672493
He's meant to be the news writer...
>>341672521
>having a bald fetish
The cutest GB boy will always beDave.___
>freakers
Days Gone seems like such a shit game.
>>341672654
shitty and generic
>>341672654
dude
ZOMBIES LMAO
They use the word "zombie" in The Walking Dead comic all the fucking time.
>>341670040
Griffin, right alongside Patrick, was disparaging people for looking at Cidney in the Final Fantasy XV VR demo, which is half its point. Hell, Griffin was even the one who started it.
>>341672385
I guess Bayonetta and MGR aren't character action games.
It's a stupid word but you can't really call them zombies. They eat, they drink, they sleep and they go down without having to shoot them in the head
>>341672620
what are you talking about? Jeff B has a full head of hair
unless you're talking about vinny in which caseyou're dumb if he's not your #1 pick, regardless of hair
Is Jeff married?
>>341672878
none of them like those
>Austin trying to be black
>Jeff trying to pick it up, but he knows it's forced
>>341672875
Come on. If you can't laugh at men in a room full of people ridiculously ogling some CG bitch in VR, you don't have a soul.
>>341673052
Yeah
>>341672385
>they don't like Nier so they don't like character action games
>Brad didn't like DMC and DmC
>Jason doesn't like all of Platinum's shit
>Jeff didn't like MGR
>just because they don't like Nier
Austin needs to get some clothes that have a fit to them, he just look amorphous on the couch.
>>341673052
Backalar or Gerstmann? Both are but Jeff B is married with a kid
>>341673023
I'm saying Jeff Bakalar is balding in the back, son
>>341672424
>>341672507
ah, guess he could be. with until dawn they'd have an agenda to be talking about too i guess
>>341673069
I'll laugh at it, I won't berate them for it like they did.
>>341673224
That's because he's a fat blob
>>341672875
The funny part is when you imagine a line of people waiting in line watching the guy do that and then going up doing exactly the same damn thing.
Come on man, I would be all over that shit in my own privacy but I wouldn't pull that in a crowd.
This would be perfect if Austin left and Vinny came in.
>>341673059
>Anon pretending a black guy isn't black
>Anon pretending he can read Jeff Gerstmann's mind
>>341673292
I know but even so some clothes that actually fit make quite a difference
>another couch full of nu males complaining about white men while talking with a lisp and looking like a total cuck
>>341673341
it'd be cool if Brad and Dan left too
oh and Ryan came back from the dead and saved GB from its downward spiral
>>341673276
Did they berate them?
They basically said what was going on was silly as fuck to do in public.
Austin shut the fuck up and let people talk
>austin getting triggered by fucking mario
jesus commit suicide already
>>341672875
Anon if they hadn't said anything about it I 100% guarantee you would see those videos show up in /v/ cringe threads and shit like that.
Everyone's free to do their own thing but it doesn't mean it isn't fucking weird, especially in such a public venue.
>>341673276
>I won't berate them for it like they did.
Did you even watch the segment where they were talking about it?
All they said was "Haha I bet you someone will be trying to do that, let's watch people do the demo to see who does" and then described some times when they saw people do it.
They didn't name names and no one was screaming "SEXIST SEXIST RAPE RAPE RAPE CULTURE BAN ALL VIDEOGAMES" yet if you hadn't seen the segment you'd think they did given how assblasted some people here are about it.
>>341672620
agreed
>>341673368
>walking liberal arts stereotype
>finds basically everything problematic
YO BRO CHECK ME OUT, I LOVE WHEN TYLER THE CREATOR CALLS EVERYONE A FAGGOT CAUSE IM HARDCORE LIKE THAT
>Jeff quickly throws down some half-hearted rap noises to catch his flail
seems pretty obvi to me senpai
>>341673481
brad is a non entity he's fine. someone to make of.
dan definitely needs to fuck off. as obnoxious as patrick was and austin is but in a totally different way, totally unfunny. i want to fucking stab him
Is this seriously a Mario game?
>>341673052
Bakalar has been married for a while I think and has a kid, Gerstmann got married a couple months ago. Pretty sure he mentioned it on one of the podcasts.
>>341673698
>i want to fucking stab him
you sound triggered, friend
>>341673559
He was joking
>>341673069
>>341673296
>>341673585
It was funny note when Griffin started the story, yes, but when Patrick began chiming in, it turned into holier-than-how finger-wagging that Griffin was at least partially complacent in.
In any case, Griffin was still at the center of the Amiibo-in-mouth shit show that dominated the later part of the segment.
>>341673806
sure thing patrick
>>341673813
>holier-than-how
>how
>>341673775
He's got a black ring on his left hand senpai - fucker's taken, till death does he part
>>341673801
you bet i am
>>341673502
>>341673585
I'll find it after the segment. The tone was that of disgust more than anything.
>>341673806
you sad dumb faggot
>>341674101
Did you reply to the wrong person by mistake? Cause I literally just said both of them are married.
>austin triggered by detroit
>>341674101
>I wanna like David Cage
Nobody wants to like David Cage. Those that do consider themselves cursed
#frenchshaming
>>341670803
Xavier Woods was pretty ace.
Also everybody mocking Patrick's job situation made me happy. I hope his new house gets repossesed
https://twitter.com/patrickklepek/status/743481681789620224
YO DID YOU SEE EX MACHINA
>>341674256
Nah man, you just sounded unsure is all, I was easing your conscience
>>341673125
Uh Brad reviewed DmC and gave it 5 stars
>>341671167
Dude looks like Sami Zayn
QUESTION FOR /v/:
Did Detroit get made because they (David Cage) misinterpreted people liking Norman Jayden in Heavy Rain
>E3 2011
>They're in some shitty house
>Staying up late getting drunk and chatting about WiiU, Vita, and other shit from that year
>I'm a freshman in college
>Hardest final of my entire life was earlier that morning
>Stayed up all night studying for it
>Fuckin nail it
>Sit back in my empty dorm room and watch the late night GB stream
>Ryan is alive
>All is well
>E3 2016
>Like 3 games announced
>Boring fucking guests
>Working 3 jobs and a full-time grad student
>Ryan is dead
>E3 is dying
What happened,
adam boyes is coming on the show tonight?
>>341673059
Jeff is way blacker than Austin
>>341674536
I know, I was making a >contradiction post
>>341674414
I hate that faggot, got a good laugh from jeff's joke
>>341673850
>>341674246
You both are so triggered by any talk of race that you can't tell the difference between goofing around about weird plot details in the new Mario and intentional commentary
Anyone wanna post screencaps of Ryan tweets?
>>341668069
Pics?
So this happened today.;______;
>>341673417
When you are that fat, just start wearing muu-muus or a tarp. You obviously have no self respect
>tfw every time someone says Phil Spencer I think they're talking about Phil Spector and some cool shit is about to get announced
fuck you Phil Spencer
this is so fucking boring
>>341674863
>>341674891
>deleting a dead man's twitter
WTF
>>341667058
I ignored them during E3, what did they think of Zelda?
>>341674891
It has passed.
>>341674891
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
>>341674891
kill me
>>341674414
>>341674838
He still has a job where he plays video games for a living, and Kotaku will continue to live on because it gets an absurd number of hits.
>>341674891
So has anyone grabbed the name yet?
>>341674891
>>341674972
>>341675012
>>341675037
Keeping a dead man's twitter around for years is more strange than deleting it when he died. It's time. RIP Ryan.
>>341674891
Did his wife delete it or something?
>>341674748
life, senpai. life happened
>>341675134
All those tweets, lost to time. Like tears in the rain.
Ryan has finally died.
Best burn
>>341675306
>His last game was fist puncher
>>341675218
I don't even play videogames anymore, anon-san.
>>341674891
At least his site is still up
http://cocainemountain.com/
Also the legacy of his site that counted down until Natalie Portman turned 18
>>341674863
>>341674891
someone post this in the gb chat
>>341674974
Bump.
I know these guys dislike Nintendo and really wanted to know their reaction.
>>341675448
I spend more time reading about them and on /v/ desu. was really hoping persona5 would come out soon
>rorie being an awkward faggot or forced to do menial labor on camera
Why is Rorie such a beta? I kinda like the guy too.
>>341675567
Eric Pope tweeted it, that's where the image came from, so just link that. A lot of people in their circle chimed in, including Brad. Difficult to read,
>>341674974
>>341675626
They don't dislike Nintendo at all.
They think Zelda looks really promising too.
>>341671776
noone got triggered
that cartoon is garabge
>>341673424
That's when I decided Giant Bomb has "jumped the shark".
Did the stream get kerploded?
>>341675378
based fatman
>>341674845
k faggot, what ever you say
>yfw patrick rejoins giant bomb and goes to new york
>day 2
lazy
>>341675378
he was too good for this world
>>341676006
that's yesterdays stream you dip
it says "off air" for a reason
dip
>>341675636
>>341675448
Sounds like you two need to drop GB and go watch EZA. They reinvigorated my love for video games and it feels great. Call me a shill if you want but watching GB only increasess your cynicism towards the industry.
>>341674891
F
>>341676089
>easy cucks shill
fuck off, your shit site will get shut down again soon enough
>>341676082
brb killing myself
Steve Gaynor. Get ready to be triggered
>>341676276
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE ALL THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>341676089
>mfw an EZA kiddie tries to sell me on his fanboy podcast
EZA is like listening to 10th grade band nerds at a sleepover talk about video games. I don't need that shit in my life.
>>341676089
I think I saw a vid of them talking about FF15? one of the guys came off as a complete normie bro, and some beta faggot.
At least Jeff is still based
>yfw Lockdown
>>341676276
literally who cares
>1/4 or 5 guests will ruin a show
>>341676365
classic overreaction lmao
>>341676276
>>341676365
Steve Gaynor is cute, and I love that he triggers /v/ so much.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016liveshowday03_1_1400@46333
I WANT MARRY TO FUCKING SNIFF ME THEN HIT ON ME
>Alex stuffing his face already
>>341676558
I want Dave Snider to hug me and then hit on me
>>341675848
They thought it was "promising", so that's another way of saying they didn't really care for it.
What was the name of that guy from Atlas yesterday?
>>341675306
>3 years
>>341676526
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Something tells me this is the indie segment.
>>341676640
That sounds like some extreme cynicism on your part.
that part with cliffyB, Greg and the WWE nigga was pretty fukng kekfull.
>>341676686
Tipsy John Hardin
>>341668751
dude, Phil Spencer is old as fuck
thought he was late, 30's, early 40's
The fuck is this pan flute bullshit?
Haw, they disabled the YouTube chat now cause GB mods have no influence there
>>341676756
I'm just trying to imagine their reaction.
I bet someone said at least once:
>female link might still be in
>Durability sucks
>stamina meter sucks
>>341676830
ska
>>341676725
Why are you triggered anon?
Just because I'd fuck Steve Gaynor up the ass and suck his cock.
>>341673057
lol wut
HOOK
GRAPPLE
SKA
YOUTUBE.COM/KINDAFUNNYGAMES
UP UP DOWN DOWN
NUKE.COM
>>341676896
there was a youtube chat?
When a gamerz grill detects the presence of a much hotter g@merz grillz.
>>341677095
>forgetting videogames.com
>>341676896
Youtube chat is always dogshit.
>>341677182
>huge belly
>flabby legs
>no tits
Reminder that this happened.
>>341677256
you could describe both of them the same way
>>341677226
Dogshit is better than Giant Bomb chat
>>341675186
>that obvious shop of jeff's face
come on now
>>341677336
mary doesnt have a belly
>>341676202
>>341676426
>>341676435
enjoy sjw bomb , lads
stay cucked
>>341677182
she looks like some porn star
>>341674891
Is his soul finally at peace?
>>341677524
What flavor of pornography would she star in?
>>341677717
i think milf
>>341677717
shemale
>>341677717
BBC
>>341677182
fuck danny :^)
holy shit they really brought out the qts 2 night
>Soha
Oh god no please just fuck off. Please turn the stream off and call it a night if she's actually going to be a guest.
>>341676903
>Durability sucks
>stamina meter sucks
They'd be right.
>>341677919
literally who
>>341677919
Who?
hungry brad
>>341677919
Ah the diversity manager at Riot?
>>341675764
he's sharing food with some lady in the back now.
is this a remix of the remove kebab music?
>>341677981
>>341678015
>>341678153
She's the "Diversity and Inclusion Manager" at Riot Games (LoL devs), whatever the fuck that even means.
I couldn't point you to any specific examples off the top of my head but in the past she's said some really fucking dumb shit on Twitter prior to being at Riot which is why I recognized the name.
Someone mentioned her in the GB chat and I checked her Twitter and she's apparently going to be on. I THINK that's her in the corner on stream right now, could be wrong though.
>>341677863
He became a lot more like this when he started dating his fiancee
>>341678153
>diversity manager
Is this a thing now?
>groovin to royalty free music
>>341677919
I'm hoping dave lang shows up on the final panel. I'm going all night.
>>341678258
What does gb have to invite the most sjw people for these things?
>>341678359
because alex chose the guests
FUCK NO
>it's a SJW safe-space episode
What is this couch
SPEAK UP
Finjee? What? Who are they?
literally who's
>>341678258
>"Diversity and Inclusion Manager"
In a day to day setting, what would a Diversity and Inclusion Manager realistically do? Like, Riot comes up with some concept characters and they throw it her way and she's like "what if they were black"?
What would someone like that do?
>>341678359
I think I remember Austin saying that either he or Alex chose the guests this year, so it's probably because they gotta meet the no fun allowed quota for the week.
>>341678359
because they gotta fell 5 hours a day.
>tfw these guests trigger you autists
PETITE QT IN THE MIDDLE
Heh, 2 women from Finji. Guess Adam Saltsman would have felt too bad going himself, being a white man.
>>341678290
at large tech companies, yes
>>341678529
shitpost on twitter about evil white males and toxicity
Middle girl sounds like Maria Bamford and looks kinda like Miss Pauling.
>this low as fuck energy couch
its ogre m8s
why are lesbians so cute????
;_;
:((((((((((
Ethnically ambiguous people are the worst
>watching all the conferences again with Giant Bomb talking over them
>get to The Triggering
That's what you people are flipping out about?
>Austin looks like a fag for a few seconds
>they laugh at some of the other jokes after they first start mentioning the coon
>all of their sour reactions to jokes after that point is centered on jokes that aren't even potentially racist/sexist/whatever because they weren't particularly funny, not because "wow they were so racist I'm not amused because I'm offended!"
>most of their negativity is because the stage demo lasts for way too long, and they admit they liked the Stick of Truth (even though, surprise surprise, SoT was full of non-PC humor)
Literally the only objectionable thing here is Alex fagging out about PC Principal for like, 5 seconds, but I've been mentally blocking out what a shithole Alex is for years and years now.
I was led to believe this was some 10 minute long nightmare of people awkwardly patting Austin on the back and otherwise avoiding eye contact with each other.
>>341678529
They pay her to be their corporate shield if anyone ever accuses them of not doing anything. They can point to her and she can recite how she made everyone go to a class about white privilege and that makes all the difference.
>>341678713
>sjw needs to keep apologizing for completely ruining the conference and making the entire day awkward as fuck
>>341678529
I don't think she has any bearing over development itself but if I had to hazard a guess she might be involved in player relations and the hiring process.
>>341678505
It's a company Adam Saltsman (Adam Atomic, Canabalt creator if that means anything whatsoever) made.
>Fullbright
>>341675306
His wife still uses his Spotify account. His playlists are still on there, if you wanna enjoy summer right.
i missed the beginning, who are the girls? game """"""""""journalists""""""""""?
I would willingly make love to the middle girl.
>this couch
>>341678359
why does /v/ like to believe that there is anyone in the game industry that would side with their gamergate internet hacker fuck boi club.
giantbomb has been like this for the last five years. not just alex
why are millennials so fucking boring
>>341678875
Devs from an indie company.
Steve Gaynor is a good looking dude no homo
left or right?
>Jeff being quiet not wanting to trigger these fags with his WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE
JUST
>>341678952
Yeah, why are you so boring?
>>341679006
Left a thousand times.
>>341676979
>>341676526
>>341678558
(You) can leave now
>>341679006
left by far
not even counting her cute accent
>>341679006
Right >>>>>>>> Left
>>341679006
Left. Not even a contest.
>>341678952
its just the nu-males
>>341678790
>making the entire day awkward as fuck
This picture will never not be relevant.
>>341679006
Right, Left's glasses are problematic.
>>341679006
jesus she's buttoned up to her eyes. Just asking to be raped.
>>341679006
both at the same time
>>341679006
who dat on left
WHAT
>>341679045
predictable boring response from a braindead millennial
>>341678952
90% of the people at E3 are millenials, including most of jeff's guests
[TRIGGERED]
>>341678558
i never get how some people can trigger kiddies on /v/ so easily
>>341679006
right if I could renovate her asshole
>>341679167
>relative post dates
>not a regular timestamp
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341679006
both are really qt
>>341679191
she was a guest on day 1
This middle girl is full sperg, it's actually entertaining.
BOMB THE COUCH
>>341671776
All these GB knights must have found out they were getting shit on around /v/. That's exactly what happened, they were conversing and commentating up until the coon part happened. Then they just sat uncomfortably with blank expressions until it was over. That was all it took to shut down their commentary. Imagine how bad it will be as time goes on and they don't get the same moral virtue signaling rush, it will be time to find more non existent areas that are problematic to get triggered over. Next they will just be outright dismissing games because of tone. Not to fucking mention Austin awkwardly saying something like "I'm glad Microsoft has a woman on stage" these people are on the hunt for things to trigger them. Their GOTY moment is feeling validated in a moral crusade.
I'm far too assburgers to understand smalltalk. They just giggle and talk in circles and it just leaves me confused.
no glasses
Jeffery's kicks are fresh.
>>341679228
Anon, odds are pretty fucking good you're a millennial, and at the very least, you post on a board composed pretty much entirely of millenials.
alright which one of you is this
>>341679505
literally as eh as it gets
>>341679505
Looks like my older sister.post more
is this qt gonna die or what
>>341679505
>that nose
>>341679505
tranny?
>>341679505
D R O P P E D
Geneviève St-Onge still my E3 waifu.
Is this the calm before the Lang Zone barrels in? This sounds like fucking ASMR
>>341678657
I don't know friendo
>>341679505
school librarian tier
>>341679167
>i cant retort so im going to greentext and put reaction images
you already attempted to passive aggressively dictate that the situation wasn't awkward as fuck with some contrived re-telling of what actually happened
everyone was laughing and having and having a good time
then he fucking ruined it, and the entire situation was awkward as fuck, nobody said anything, nobody laughed, then he went and ranted on twitter about how "coon didn't trigger him! its just lazy!"
obviously he got triggered, obviously he ruined the segment, anyone who isn't as delusional and passive aggressive as you, can coherently handle situations like that, and accept it for what it is
>>341679547
banned yet?
also, fuck off NeoGAF
Why is everyone talking like they're sitting on a dildo?
>>341679667
There'll prob be another group before then, but basically. They almost always have an indie couch.
>>341679758
nope
>>341679758
getting that trap vibe here
N U M A L E
U
M
A
L
E
>>341679667
They're almost certainly saving him for last.
Jeff should get people that he wants to talk to and get them on for the whole 3rd day.
How great would that be?
>>341679780
Jeff's doing a bit, the others actually are like that.
>>341679775
>modern urbanite
>"""""""""""culture"""""""""""
This couch has all the personality of a bottle of Ambien.
shy qt
>>341679758
Rats are the best pets.
Suddenly in love with this girl.
>>341673698
Dan is the entire reason Giant Bomb has any good content at all since being hired 2 years ago.
Mario Party Party
Metal Gear Scanlon
Hitman with Brad the Idiot
Mario Maker Trolling with Jeff
And that's just the unique content. He's brought tons of ideas, energy and willingness that GB had lacked for a very long time after Ryan's death. It's alright to not like Dan's personality, but you're a fool to think he doesn't bring a lot to the table and/or bring out excellent reactions from his own team.And don't tell me you think MPP or MGScanlon isn't great. At the very least, it started out AMAZINGLY well.
>>341679859
still not as bad as yesterday yet
so awkward and terrible, so glad jeff decided to cut them off and shut it down because the little nu male faggot couldnt handle his 1 beer
>>341679758
UP
HERBUTT
>it's the walking simulator dev episode
>>341679475
this place isnt the same anymore, its like its always summer now
>>341679913
I think he's also trying to save his voice a bit.
>>341679758
the power of glasses is amazing.
>>341679758
rip waifu claim
into the trash.jpeg
Why is it that the two women on the couch seem to be completely disinterested?
I get that Steve is familiar with Giant Bomb, but they seem visibly uncomfortable. It's hard to watch.
>>341679951
People who hate Dan just don't make sense. He was a pulse that reanimated Giant Bomb's lifeless corpse.
>>341679895
That's a terrible idea, Alex is an experienced professional who knows how to get the best guests that totally just aren't his twitter buddies.
>>341679951
also demo derby
Please throw this cast out of the party and get some new people on the couch holy shit
>>341678359
Because of Alex Navarro most likely. Speaking of which, who was the "YOULL NEVER GUESS WHO WE GOT!" Guest they mentioned?
>why am i here
>i just want to go home
>i want to play with my rats
>i want to doodle now
>>341680084
this is how women act nowadays. they think its cute.
STOP BEING CREEPY GUYS, LITERALLY DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
This stream is giving me social anxiety
>>341679962
That section was worth it for Jeff and Mary shitting on everyone
>>341679895
DAVE AND JOHN COMING LATER
FUCK YEAH
>>341679751
this
>>341679751
>anyone who isn't as delusional and passive aggressive as you,
Wow, you're exactly like the exaggerated strawman I'd construct to mock you.
They were not nearly as awkward as you fucks made it out to be DURING the segment, nor was it even mildly awkward after the South Park stuff ended.
>>341680281
FUCK YEAH
The highlight of E3 every year is watching Jeff, John, and Dave.
It wouldn't be E3 time without people in the chat complaining that other chatters are being "creepy" and "gross".
>>341680234
>i want to play with my rats
fuck, why is that so fitting?
>>341680305
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
>>341680235
t. Anon who has never spoken to a woman
Just got banned from chat for calling them losers lol.
>>341679751
>pictures of text = reaction images
>aspie fucks calling people delusional while acting like the entire rest of the Ubisoft press conference was in any way affected by anything that happened
>>341680395
You can tell it's one of "those" segments because the chat is just that and then other people saying how great a job the chat mods are doing.
Plus the cooldown goes up to like 70000 seconds right before it starts.
>>341679006
Right, I want to open her.
OFFICIAL GIANT BOMB PERSON RANKING:
1. Vinny
2. Jeff
POWER GAP
3. Drew
4. Brad
5. Dan
6. Jason
POWER GAP
7. Rorie
POWER GAP x 1 MILLION
8. Austin
9. Alex
Anything else is objectively wrong.
steve gaynor is a weirdo who is making them uncomfortable
THIS IS A SAFE SPACE
I honestly don't see anyone saying anything, acknowledging the segments weakness seems to be enough.
>>341680662
Jeff > Vinny
Barely, but still.
any cute new pics of Drew?
>>341680662
Put a power gap after Drew and I agree.
>>341679006
Left, especially when she gives you this look.
this is putting me to sleep, even the patrick couch was more interesting than this shit.
I just saw a comment get deleted that was "Girl in the middle looks like Waif from Game of Thrones"
>women are women
LOL
>this has been a failure
Truer words have never been spoken, blue shirt.
>>341680662
Swap Jeff & Vinny, Brad & Jason, tie Jason & Drew, probably put Brad is his own power gap.
middle is very cute.
Trying to spot deleted chat posts
>I think that lady is kinda cute :3
DELETED
>>341667945
Will drunk Dave Lang be there?
Women are women not girls. What does that even mean?
>>341678713
the entire thing was literally just austin making a face like, "am i the only one who heard that?", and then the rest of it was just them reacting to the shitty fart humor.
there was literally no drama.
>>341667058
>e3 after shows are the best part of e3
>normally 80% good 20% shit
>this year managed to be 90% shit
how
>>341680950
As shite as they have been interview wise at least she acknowledged it.
>>341680934
DO NOT acknowledge the female!
>>341680934
I don't get it. Is that not a compliment?
HIRE HEATHER, GIANT BOMB
Well that sucked
>>341680993
Oh my athism, I am literally being triggered by all this misogyny
mods are going CRAZY right now on their site.
THESE ARE WOMEN NOT GIRLS THATS DEMEANING WAHHHHHHHH
>>341681064
Because Giant Bomb is full SJW mode now.
>>341679951
I forgot to say that the fact Jeff is easily the most charismatic man in game journalism with actual wit and ability to casually talk with people is a complete given. Giant Bomb could not exist without Jeff and be any good at all. I'm sad to see Vinny relegated to the east.
Hey its that guy from Game Informer.
Hes alright.
Nobody wants to view this shit. It has way less viewers than even the shitshow last night at 2 in the morning.
>>341680993
please be joking
>"this has indeed been a fucking failure"
And now I'm chat banned, good fucking riddance
>>341680993
how much feminism do you think is based on jealousy
>>341681063
NO YOU FUCKING SJW THE ENTIRE THING WAS THE MOST AWKWARD THING I EVER SAW. I WANTED TO TYPE "CRINGE" INTO CHAT BUT FORGOT I WASN'T ON TWITCH.
>>341679751
>>341681272
andy? i hope he goes on
I haven't been in GB chat for awhile but just watching it is a cringetastic NeoGAF style mess of autism and social dysfunction.
>>341680993
I saw it with my own eyes, Sir.
>>341680240
Why would anyone ever post in that chat?
Who is that John Carmack looking dude?
>>341679758
this is the most average looking girl i've ever seen. this is like the kind of girl you have a class with and you don't even try to sneak a peak at her butt when she bends over.
>>341681063
I wish he'd express his reasons for being dissatisfied a bit more clearly, and if there's a racial thing on whatever then fucking say it.
Otherwise I think he's kneejerk wanting to hate on South Park and Detroit because of muh slurs and muh slavery.
>>341681337
Tim Turi
that was a shit segment but it was a bad mix of personalities. would have been better without le gone home man.
>>341681367
I LITERALLY CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE IMAGES, THEY'RE TOO EASY
>WE LITERALLY SOLVED NONE OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS
>STARTS CRYING
>GONE HOME 2 IN STORES NOW
JEFF WITH THE TRIGGERING GAME
>>341681425
No.
This is the kind of girl you purposely avoid looking at in case anyone else would notice you looking at her and think less of you for it.
Is there some kind of second hidden chat that I can't see unless I'm logged in on the site or not?
Every five seconds someone says "Oh this chat is so sexist/creepy/awful!" and yet the worst I saw was someone calling Steve a hipster.
I'm looking at it in real-time too so unless the mods are just that fast with swinging the hammer there's not even messages getting deleted either.
I hope this guy falls into a woodchipper
ITS TOO EASY
Just got here. Did I miss anything?
>>341681509
is 'shitpost' a mainstream thing now?
>>341681509
You have to remember Gb mods are no different than NeoGAF mods.
>>341681509
that's that one dude from the fat brad screencap
so so so mad, so mad.
GB cant take criticism for shit. mods just block it.
Mods are banning users from chat because:
>"Girl" is a problematic term because men are referred to as men, while women are referred to as girls. It infantilizes them, and we simply must defend women's fragile honor at any and all costs. Amen.
Holy FUCK
>they didnt mute the segment and have a fap and a shower instead
>>341681610
Sorry, Peter Stormare backed out
I'd give Vinny up at this point if it meant also brutally murdering Alex and Austin. They've ruined every GOTY and E3 they've been a part of, I can't even stand to watch live anymore. I doubt ill renew my sub I'd rather throw the money somewhere else.
>>341681509
They should just shut down chat all together, the mods love bitching about the community though, would never happen.
Imagine being Drew in that room and having to be all like "damn, Dan Ryckert, you fuckin' funny, all hilarious with your mcgrubber jokes and wrestling references. I would totally hang out with you, both as co-workers and real friends." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Drew and not only sit in that chair while Dan Ryckert flaunts his useless dadrock knowledge in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his missing tooth and balding spot, and just sit there, video after video, hour after hour, while he perfects his humor. Not only having to tolerate his obnoxious fucking jokes but his proud chuckles as everyone on the office tells him he's SO FUNNY and DAMN, DAN RYCKERT IS *THIS* WITTY? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his fifteenth fucking 90s Action Movie reference you didn't even remember before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blonde gay boys and mexican friends of Alexis for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even heard anyone this fucking obnoxious before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out of his baldspot as he turns his head expecting your laughter, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Norm Macdonald (for that is what he calls himself)" humor, the humor he worked so hard for with Saturday Night Live Show DVD's in the previous months. And then Jeff calls for another Quick Look, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the CBSI security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Drew. You're not going to lose your future pornstar career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>341681627
just awkward indie devs
>>341681249
Jeff and Ryan was an amazing two man act. Kinda bums me out to hear that they were planning doing some two man shows or something more before Ryan died
i don't blame mods for banning you guys t b h
>>341681709
>fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room
is this some rumor or something
I've completely lost interest in all video games.
What do i do, im lost.
Ugh, this is problematic
>>341681692
>I'd give Vinny up at this point
How dare you say such things.
>>341681627
a worse than average segment with awkward indie devs
>>341679951
>>341680114
Dan's content with GameInformer was easily, EASILY the best content on the entire site.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB48C10BB584A0D4C
The communication between Dan and his Dad as they get drunk and angry with each other while Jason becomes exasperated is league better than anything done with GI. Even the the Super Replay of Ninja Gaiden was amazing with Dan's inclusion. He literally made the player, JeffM, so angry they agreed to do the final bit hiding from Dan so he wouldn't show up. It was the worst part of the run.
>>341679951
If Dan is doing something he's more involved in like what you listed he is fun. When Dan doesn't have much attachment to the segment and is just kind of there he turns into a bland attention whore that asks stupid questions.
>>341681694
It's more about mods having unfulfilling lives and needing to feel powerful lording over others.
>>341681879
post chat cringe
>>341681627
Jeff pulled a ASMR bit for ten minutes straight in order to get through the indie section Alex booked. His attempts at bants bounced off Steve Gaynor and there were two girl game devs, one of whom was a mute lesbian and the other was the most awkward girl, sorry, woman, in the industry.
![870b409bbd47f43b19e89850527f439e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wzI3pMT.png "870b409bbd47f43b19e89850527f439e[1]")
losers
>>341681000
Please please please. Didn't he say on the UPF where Dan's pranks were uncovered that his company won't allow him on camera drunk anymore?
>>341681879
devote yourself to liberalism and become a game journalist
>>341680223
>Speaking of which, who was the "YOULL NEVER GUESS WHO WE GOT!" Guest they mentioned?
Peter Stormare. He cancelled, though.
>>341681771
how long has it been since jeff laughed sincerely like that
>>341681970
THAT IS A VIDEO GAME CHAT
GOD-DAMN
>>341681627
literally nothing thanks to boring indie fucks
>>341680240
The funny thing is that Gamer_152 is a creepy motherfucker himself.
>>341682082
but what about Gamer_153, is he cool?
>everyone involved in this are terrible people that don't deserve anyone's time
>so I'm gonna keep watching them
Who the hell is Gamer_152? Can I get a picture of this beta faggots face?
>>341682082
How do you even know this?
Who's the dude on the laptop on stream?
>>341682190
Welcome to Giant Bomb E3 threads.
>>341682006
Too long anon ;_;
Ultimate Giant Bomb cast:
Jeff
Drew
Vinny
Ryan's skeleton
Patrick (so everyone else has someone to bully)
LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE. GET THEM OUT.
>>341682230
I frequent GB, ergo I've seen the sort of shit he posts.
>>341681731
I was a long time subscriber and that guys a fag. (5years) The GB users who carry nothing but a recurring subscription with pride are the fucking worse
>>341682231
edgecuck the person who cant program for shit and took years making a blow @ the google doc.
Long live the doc!
stop triggering people guys
someone needed to slip those girls some beta blockers
>>341682190
everyones waiting on lang and boyes
>>341682231
One of their engineers, edgework
>>341681709
more like fuck abunch of twinks from vietnam.
>>341680383
>exaggerated straw man
>HOLD UP EVERYONE- I TOTALLY DIDNT SEE THIS THING SO I WENT AND WATCHED IT- AND IM GOING TO RETELL IT SO THAT IT DOESNT SEEM SO BAD AND MAKE SHIT UP ABOUT HOW NOT AWKWARD THE ENTIRE SEGMENT WAS
you're delusional , a liar, and passive aggressive as fuck
resorting to ad hominem after being called out for being a salty little apologist attempting to passive aggressively deconstruct the situation with a delusional retelling doesn't suddenly make the entire segment not completely awkward as fuck
IT WAS AWKWARD
THE PART WHERE ALEX HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM NO COON WAS OKAY TO BE SAID WAS AWKWARD
EVERYONE SITTING THERE LOOKING DEPRESSED AS FUCK NOT SAYING ANYTHING WAS AWKWARD AS FUCK
THE ENTIRE REST OF THE SHOW WAS COMPLETELY AWKWARD
DEAL WITH IT
>>341682360
MARY KISH WHEN
M A R Y K I S H
>>341682276
I wish I could make Jeff happy
>>341682284
>living in the past
Aside from Austin and Alex's paper thin skin, the rest are perfectly fine.
>>341680662
Austin should be above that dogfaggot Rorie.
What's up fuckheads.
Don't mind me, just being >>OBJECTIVELY<< the best grill ever associated with Whisky Media.
Why do all of these millennial fucks try to ham it up in front of the camera? Fuck off. It's not endearing.
>>341682514
Where did you come from, where did you go...
>>341682514
What ever happened to this qt?
>>341682440
She was on last night.
>>341682309
He's the guy who banned me years ago for hating Patrick. He was really weird with how "close" he believed he was with the crew. And he's still a mod. For free. LOL
Thank you Google Doc for the years of free shit I got as a result of that afterwards RIP
>>341682437
haha epic post my man i appreciate the attempted drama. trying to liven things up, keepin' it HOSTILE.
Maybe ill check out EZA or something
>>341681771
>that midnight launch GTA IV stream
ITS BEEN 8 FUCKING YEARS FUCK MY LIFE
post your face when the diversity guests segment is finished
>>341682516
Hyperbole is so attached to their souls after being on the internet for so long. Kind of like a lot of us too sadly.
>>341682309
Now I'm kind of interested, what kind of shit?I haven't even been on the site in years. I just watch streams or vids through YT.
>>341682676
p sure its just a chat ban for this stream.
>>341682647
I know I want more
>>341682437
triggered
What was "creepy" about the chat?
>>341682437
>you're delusional, a liar, and passive aggressive as fuck
>salty little apologist
>AD HOMINEM AD HOMINEM
Excellent shitpost you aspie fuck, but you're a fag and everyone can see it.
>AD HOMINEM
>>341682514
>>341682615
>that nose
good HEAVENS
why are all girls in the gaming industry severely flawed in some way
>>341682626
Got too many stalkers, completely shut down all internet presence. I guess that's what happens when you mingle with autistic, desperate comic book nerds. If only she was into a REAL hobby, like video games.
>>341682514
>>341682615
Gawd she had the tightest little spinner body
>>341682768
>Mary Kish
no flaws
>>341682676
What's the "more info"?
Also, how long until the chat starts talking about this thread and freaking out?
>>341682514
do you have the bikini pictures
>>341682676
you should have not been a dick in chat anon
>>341682758
Chat observed a girl was on stream, that alone amounted to rape
>>341682758
They noticed that at least one of the guests was female.
what the fuck kind of faggot talks in a livestream chat anyway? you gay my dudes?
>>341682758
They thought a woman was attractive.
n-n-not the gross boys
still triggered by using the term "girls"
>>341682676
what did you say
>>341682827
i find her attention-whoring "haha i'm just one of the guys" personality really annoying
>>341682758
It's 2016
You are not allowed to find women attractive
It's okay if you are turbo homo for men, though.
>>341682758
people were acknowledging the f*male. very problematic.
>>341681915
He is a very bland person in a group, 100% agree. We can blame his anxiety issues for that, but it doesn't really stop the fact it makes him quiet and boring. He needs to be drunk or just very comfortable with the small cast around him before he comes out of the shell.
He's not a Jeff by any means. But he is creative. It's hard to deny that. Personally, I like his interaction with his two best buds best; his Dad and Jason. Jason is a bit of a fogey when he tries to relate his FGC shit and isn't all that great to begin with, but the way he treats Dan is exactly how it should be done and you can see they both appreciate the interaction.
>>341682917
wow
this is problematic
>>341682676
Can you stop with the shilling already? It's getting kinda pathetic.
>>341682960
Every woman has that though.
>>341682437
It's absolutely adorable that you keep misusing words like "delusional" and "liar" and "retelling" despite being so completely and utterly full of shit.
>THE ENTIRE REST OF THE SHOW WAS COMPLETELY AWKWARD
That's weird, because they then move on to some Division DLC, that stupid Eagle VR game with Palmer Fucky, that stupid historical hack and slash, Grow Up, etc. and are completely fucking normal and identical to every segment from days prior. Whoops, sorry again with that revisionist history.
Seek help.
ARE YOU GUYS READY!?!?!
need new bread
>>341682676
>participating in that neogaf-tier chat
>>341683070
that is not true at all
there are very shy girls who dont tryhard
The worst part about any chat isn't the morons going "GRILL! Nice B00BS!", because they're just being morons... Everybody knows and understands that.
It's these "ugh... can you just NOT? That is SOOO triggering! EXCUSE ME MODS? How do I mute people? This is SO problematic"
I fucking hate those fags
>Soha
K I L L
M E
oh shit what is Jim Carrey doing at Giant Bomb ???
>>341682840
what
where
what
WHERE
>>341682831
some FAQ i don't care enough to read through it
>>341682841
>>341682954
I asked if mods were from nazi germany
>>341682768
For the same reason you're so ugly.
>>341681978
Yeah, the UPF where Dan talked about the absolute shitstorm his prank against the developers at RockBand also revealed that Lang is not allowed to be drunk at events anymore because Lang becomes borderline criminally negligent to EVERYTHING.
>>341683070
epic opinion, /r9k/
>>341682917
It's fun sometimes to chat during other GB streams but during E3 there are so many people that it's fucking pointless and the only people that get to have conversations are mods that don't have the chat cooldown. And the only thing the mods talk about are how "creepy" and "mean" the THOUSANDS OF RANDOM PEOPLE THEY ALLOW IN THEIR CHAT ARE BEING
Oh shit that dude works on Strafe?
Interested now.
>>341683207
I assume their will be more chat bans
>>341683207
>diversity & inclusion manager
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341682996
>We can blame his anxiety issues for that
Or we can just blame Dan.
Seriously, how long does he have to do this before he gets over the stage fright? And if it continues to be such a problem, why the hell did he decide to become an internet media personality in the first place?!
>that beefy native american boy
damn what a qt
>The brown guy is one of Austin's "diverse" freelance hires
LIKE POTTERY!
>>341683278
this satisfies my size difference fetish
NEW THREAD
>>>341683265
>>341683265
>>341683265
Is that Vinny's blonde doppelganger?
>>341682996
Jason's loving disdain of Dan is fantastic
>putting all the shit first because everyone here just wants to enter the Lang Zone
>>341683408
>>341683445
>>341683450
WHICH ONE
>>341683450
>>341683445
>>341683408
good job idiots lmao
everyone close this shit, turn on https://youtu.be/lSss_Q6VPBE and watch David Jaffe get fucking passionate about twisted metal
>>341683207
didn't geoff said he didn't want to do anything with riot games in yesterday stream?
>>341683278
>Lang is not allowed to be drunk at events anymore because Lang becomes borderline criminally negligent to EVERYTHING.
Lang is the CEO of Iron Galaxy. Who the fuck is going to tell him what he can and can't do?
>>341683207
BRAVO ON THE GUESTS, ALEX
That Patrick Miller is a total hunk.
>>341683586
It was a joke
this is one seriously ugly group of people
>>341683708
I just imagined the board of directors having a meeting about Lang being drunk on GB streams
>>341682284
Brad is actually great to see his reaction to humor. He laughs the best of any of them.But that's fucking IT. He cannot speak without chuckling or apologizing, he can't make decisions without stammering and be afraid of what people will think of him. And MY GOD is he bad at EVERY SINGLE GAME HE'S EVER PLAYED.
Dan's great if the story is good this time and he reacts well with Jeff.
Jason should be in the booth to reign Dan in from talking too much and be "the voice of God" for things.
Rorie is oblivious.
Danny is fucking GREAT but only when he's around Jeff. because Frisco is turning him SJW quickly. Jeff is just such a powerful and masculine presence he can keep the numales from getting guilty consciences.
But yea, Alex and Austin can go away.
>>341682827
She's always been a little "My aunt has those borderline/actually exaggerated to extreme with age flabby arms"
but otherwise yeah, she's pretty damn great.
What is with bummed David Schwimmer in the middle of the couch?
>>341682759
>passive aggressive approach doesnt work
>better greentext!
thats right you little cunt,
>>341683924
At least they are talking and not just giggling awkwardly and being boring.
