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HIGH TEST
LANG
JOHNNY V
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77P-sy6WOWM
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
/LANG BOIZ/ WW@?!
BASED TIM TURI
SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTON
JOHNNY HIGH TEST ALPHA MALE BTFOING MINORITIES LEFT AND RIGHT
PLS DONT SUCK
Why are you guys all a bunch of pervs?
that dude with the sunglasses looks like such a faggot lmao
>that legobutts girl walked toward the room where the set is
I hope to fucking god she's just sitting in to watch the Lang Zone and she's not actually gonna be on this fucking segment
INTERESTING AND FUNNY GUESTS WHEN
what the fuck was that move
>>341695920
SHE WILL be. prepare to want to kill yourself
>6am
>bright daylight
fuck summer desu lads
>>341695952
yesterday
>>341695617
god johnny v looks slick
good for him
yfw lockdown
>>341695617
First for Johnny V's midlife crisis look + younger date.
Does Rami's parents okay with him having a white gf?
Damn..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAaJcOiTH1Y
>>341696041
The fuck is going on here?
JOHNNY V AND DAVE LANG IN THE HOUSE
>YOU'RE MY ATTORNEY MY JUDGE AND JURY
>>341696014
>https://twitter.com/legobutts
jesus christ kill it
>>341695952
Busy doing cocaine.
Alex you have a girlfriend why are you such a beta? Just hug the girl.
>>341696082
>this song
>>341696120
He's been in a midlife crisis his whole damn life. And that might be his wife.
>pakifaggot in the middle of a conversation with alex leans in and kisses his girlfriend
>in the middle of a conversation
jesus christ these people really are autiztik
>>341695617
>yfw Dave Lang, Johnny V, Boyes, andAlex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl4VpzpicSk
COMMIE MOTHER FUCKERS
>>341695920
She's most assuredly going to be on
That's Langs bottom bitch
She follows where he goes
What the fuck is this gay shit on cam right now
>>341696163
They were sharing a beer and Austin poured too much into Dan's cup.
>>341696226
eric andre lmao
What did he mean by this?
>>341696226
Why does this twitter handle seem so familiar
>>341696226
They have a fantastic set of tits, though. It's a real shame they're ashamed of them.
When they were a she, she used to post selfies of herself wearing nothing but a towel, and I liked that quite a lot.
>rorie showing off his wank material
>>341696041
fuckn white people
Post your dance when you throw away the key.
>>341696306
Oh fucking christ I forgot she works for Iron Galaxy now
So yeah I guess she's 100% in then. Fuck everything.
>>341696374
I 100% agree with Dan on this one to be honest
>>341696220
>Dan books an ISIS member
>rorie showing people dog pics on his phone
fucking lol
>>341696379
Used to be Maya Kramer. She was a major figure in the IGC and also guest starred as "The Gooch" in the most recent Big Live Live Show Live!
>>341696226
>that latest set of selfies
oh no she got fat/ugly
sad.
>>341696163
Austin passes off half a beer like a college-aged white girl
>>341696374
>he liked god of hipster lumberjack beard dad
I just caught up with yesterdays stream.
Why was Klepeck so astounded with the notion that men like boobs?
>>341695920
We JUST had one couple on. They're going to do it again.
it begins
>>341695617
YEAH BEST COMBO AGAIN
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>>341696374
He's likes wrestling and collects amiibos.
>>341696379
She works for feminist frequency as a literal propagandist.
phew this wont be bad hopefully
Look at this fuckin power couch.
>phone bag
YES, FINALLY
NO FUCKING INDIE CUNTS
IT ONLY TOOK 3 DAYS TO GET A GOOD ONE LINES UP
this is great
FEET ON THE COUCH JEEF IN FULL CHILL MODE
OH SHIT, BOYES, JOHNNY V AND DAVE 'POP POP POP NIGGAS ON THE STREET' LANG!!!
YESSSSSSSSS
>>341696462
Oh my god I have literally never been happier to be wrong in my entire life.
>>341696604
>We JUST had one couple on. They're going to do it again.
Wait what? I know Lang is married but not to her, at least I hope not.
theres something about grown men sitting cross legged on chairs or the ground I find too funny
FUCKIN' FINALLY A GOOD COUCH LINEUP
im ready for lang to talk shit on Johnn's mid life crisis outfit
Phones of suicide watch.
>Phone in the bag
John Vignocci is like Vince Vaughn's fuckup cousin, and I love him so much.
this is perfect
> dave lang's expos hat
based
Johnny has JUST hair
Johnny V is SMAAAAAAASHED
VERSAYCH
here we go, already this is the best night
Johnny isn't going to remember any of this.
Oh man all this bantz soo worth the weight
>>341696818
When isn't he?
THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE WHOLE EVENT IS NOW
>Austins exceptionally tryhard laugh
lynch that nigger
Disney Interactive sure has low standards.
do people have a hard time not touching their phones when spending time with each other? like bad enough where you have to put your phones in a bag?
>>341696579
Sauce???
>getting like a 2 month long paid vacation before you get canned
must be nice
inb4 Johnny V starts uncontrollably weeping
>>341696873
I take it you haven't hung out with anybody in a long time?
>>341696873
It was because Johnny V tweeted out Langs phone number last year.
>>341696873
It's because last year Johnny V tweeted Dave Lang's phone number and fucked Dave's whole life up
>>341696873
John showed Dave's number on stream when they were hammered before.
>>341696873
It's prevention for when the drunkest fucker on the couch decides to tweet out phone numbers.
>"we're saving the best for last"
Jeff knows it.
Adam Boyes laughing is my favorite
>>341696873
its a joke you fucking autist
jeff being able to sit indian style is actually kinda impressive. i know plenty of people who aren't nearly as overweight as jeff and they can't cross their legs like that at all.
HIGH LIGHTS
OF
E3 2016
>>341696915
sauce?
>>341696915
holy fuck
>>341696481
And Rami on the same day, it would be beautiful
Think about it, Paul Ryckert would make a couch full of indie devs really uncomfortable
this is what i wanted
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
LANG WITH THE HEAVY HITTERS
So did anyone manage to find out who that blonde qt was?
By the looks of her she wasn't a dev so maybe she's just someone's gf. If so they're lucky as fuuuuuuck.
johnny v breakdown when
>>341697153
johnny's personal whore
>>341697162
5 minutes ago
This was worth all the bullshit I sat through earlier already!
I love this line-up!
Bets on when they start shaving Johny's chest hair
FINALLY after 3 days of streaming and all this shit, these streams FINALLY get a laugh outta me
NOW I GET ALL THE BORING FUCKS
JEFF WAS SAVING IT FOR NOW
>>341697162
his entire life is a breakdown. It's wonderful. He's also my favorite ex-midway guy.
>filling psp memory cards
>>341697153
https://twitter.com/thedisneybound
>>341697153
Check out the dude in the middle of the couch, it's his wife :))
w2get indian waifu
>>341697153
Johnny V's girlfriend
>>341697273
not in the loo
>>341697153
johnny is getting fired by Disney in 3 weeks so he is spending all of his money on escorts and cocaine
>Adam constantly pulling his shirt
>>341696602
He had to make triple-sure that everyone knew he totally didn't look at Cindy at all when he played and is therefore deserving of awe and affection as a perfect gentlemen, unlike all those other primitive-minded players. It's not like looking at Cindy was half the point of the demo or anything.
Man this guy is drunk and emotional
>>341696878
No idea
FUCK YEAH DAN IS HERE
>>341697080
fuck if I know. I saw it on /pol/ earlier.
If I had to guess I would say some kind of kpop thing.
Adam Boyes sour as fuck over Dan's tweet. kek
BRAD WITH THE DOPE ASS HAIR
>>341697314
fuck nm, it's shitty quality anyway
I wasnt watching inbetween segments, any one got a pic of johnnys girl
From zero to going down in flames in the first five minutes.
I love it.
this is some good keks
this is going from drunk-funny to drunk-sad pretty quick, lads.
Dave Lang, nigga you crazy!!
>>341697347
i cannot fucking wait for vr cidney
nu males can go fuck themselves
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>341697390
good fucking god
i'm surprised this didn't break some korean laws or some shit, they can't even have porn sites
BASED DAN
Oh my goodness, no wonder the Western gaming industry is so fucked.
LOL@Sony guy wishes he was anywhere else.
>asian bitches with jean wedgies
ugly
>drunk 50 year old gaming industry wash-outs
absolutely beautiful
fappers are missing out
>>341697252
Bless you anon
>>341697437
I only grabbed the shots people took last thread sadly.
Hopefully the in-betweens will be archived in some way or some anon here has more pics that didn't get posted.
>>341697390
MY
FUCKING
DICK
John V Looks like Elton John in five years. Jesus Fuck
orange is a good one
pink is really good as well
JEFF FIRING SHOTS AT DISNEY INFINITY
>>341697589
>>341697607
WHO DAT
>>341697589
>>341697607
GOD DAYUM
>>341697567
They're all literally best friends.
Any advice on losing weight? im at 240lbs and try my ebst to watch waht i eat
Johnny V is literally starving to death after losing his job ;_;
>>341697653
>>341697654
niggamind
>you can't do star wars shit after the game shut down, john
k e k
>>341697080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwLmE3ns61c
This channel seems to be amateur girls wanting to be kpop stars and some will show more skin than others.
YOU CAN'T DO STAR WARS SHIT AFTER THE GAME GETS SHUT DOWN, JOHN!
>>341697707
Exercise.
Danphobes must suffer. This is joy.
holy shit Johnny V has hit rock bottom
Yellow is the worst
What a fucking STACKED couch
>>341697707
dont eat fast food
dont eat ice cream, candy bars, soda.
start eating wheat shit, fruit, unsweetened tea, water. do light exercise
>>341697707
Just dont drink sodas or juice. It makes a big difference
>>341697707
eat less and move more. don't drink your calories. vegetables and greens are your friend.
>you will never have friends like this
>>341697707
stop eating mcdonalds for every fucking meal
Remove Dan.
>>341697776
>>341697589
>>341697607
HIGH
T E S T
E
S
T
Johnny "blown out brains in a bowl of gnocchi" Vignocchi
>>341697802
He's too uncomfortable to ruin anything. It's fine.
>>341697707
Count your calories.
excorsise.
Adam looks super-pissed.
>>341697776
>blonde hair
>black eyebrows
have some class
>>341697805
Yellow second worst, orange is low tier trash.
>>341697837
that's better than having friends like this and breaking up when everyone started having families
>You've seen the lines?
>For Zelda.
>>341697914
Dan tweeted about how the Sony conference was shit
MORE BEER
LETS GET IT CRAZY
hahahahah fuck em.
>>341697776
man, this girl ain't no good, but i'd fuck her rawwhile vignocci watches and jacks off in a corner
>>341697707
have a cut-off time in your day where you can't eat/snack anymore. I know too many people who have big "snacks" like right before bed..
also, honestly, soda is something that can just be cut out of your life. i quit drinking it 14 years ago and i've never gone back
>>341697837
>make friends like this easilly
>can never keep them because I can't stand them
>>341697667
They've worked and even lived together over the last 20 something years.
These three are absolute gold together.
It's weird, Boyes is a big shot at Sony now, Lang is CEO of Iron Galaxy and until recently, Johnny V was pretty big deal heading Disney Infinity which was doing well, but just not good enough for Disney.
These are the kind of people I wanna see, not mealy mouth nobodies with barely one indie to their name
>>341697968
Has Zelda killed the Sony hype?
uh oh the beef is habbening
Adam is being a bitch to Dan.
How come Johnny V can get a job in the video game industry but I can't?
>>341697968
I saw that, just figured it was gonna be funny-mad instead of pissy mad. Lang looks pissed too.
adam is very disappointed in dan's performance
SONY CONFERENCE WAS SHIT AND DAN IS RIGHT
>ONLY TWO INTERESTING GAMES
>ONE OF THEM SHOWS LITERALLY NOTHING NEW
>THE OTHER ONE A LAST OF US REMAKE
>THAT SEGMENT WHERE THEY SHIT IN THE MOUTH OF EVERY CRASH FAN LIVE ON STAGE
>M-MUH ORCHESTRA THOUGH
FUCKEM
>>341698094
He's been in it for most his life. He's classic Midway.
>I will never get paid to sit on a couch and drink and talk about video games with other drunk people
>you mean like talking
Jeff telling it like it is
>>341698094
not anymore lol
>>341698083
You can see how the Sonygger salt is in real life.
he touched his face
johhny v really is plastered right now
>>341697952
this desu senpai
>>341697707
Start by walking more everyday. Like the little things, take the stairs instead of the elevators, walk instead of drive to the corner store. Then transition to jogging regularly and longer as time goes on. Then start having running on the reg once you're up to it.
oh man you can cut the tension with a knife
>>341698247
when isn't he
Dan's raw masculine energy is intimidating Boyes. He's scared to move.
wait whats going on
he just smushed a guys face
who are any of these people
Listened to the second day podcast version and man those were some good guests.
>Get John Hardin.
>Don't ask him anything actually interesting about Persona and just make references to Chie and P4
>Even Hardin is pushing them to do a P5 endurance run.
>Jeff dodges the question.
>>341697836
>vegetables and greens are your friend.
I'm more skeleton-tier than anything but this has been my biggest issue with trying to get genuinely healthy.
I sound like a babby but I just can't stomach 99% of vegetables. It sucks.
All these devs and company heads being mad at Dan for speaking the truth.
Do they not realize it's literally his job? They're being dicks. Can they not separate personal and business?
>>341698290
semi-sobers vs piss drunks. it's always gonna be fucking awkward but it's so golden.
Wow, these devs and publishers like to bully the journos around.
No wonder they're such sycophants.
you can always count on lang to be a savage
Whoof Dan getting kicked off is my nightmare situation.
dan blown OUT
Dan BTFO!
>>341698358
its all the redbulls, rockstars, beer and tacos
Jesus these guys are acting like children, Dan works in videogames, he's allowed to have criticism of your objectively terrible conference my god.
>>341697837
>>341697952
This is the only time of the year where they all get to be together due to schedules
All of Jeffs reactions are fucking gold.
>>341698070
Amongst Nintendo fans yeah
kek
no one actually thinks adam hates dan, right?
>>341698473
they're just fucking around.
>>341698413
atlus usa doesn't actually know anything about the game or have any inside knowledge
>>341698473
the conference really was fucking whack
What was his tweet exactly? Why the fuck is Adam so pissed.
PS4 BTFO
ADAM BOYES WASNT EVEN ALLOWED ON STAGE THIS YEAR
>johnny: "PS MASTER RACE!"
>adam (the ps rep): "its PC master race actually"
what the fuck adam
>dan shitting on days gone
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>341698185
I generally don't care for mainstream Western games so to me it was a massive bummer.
They wasted too much time on getting played on stage to fucking Dvorak so games like Gravity Rush 2 and Persona 5 was completely pushed to the side and delegated to 1 second clips. Even if they didn't have an orchestra in there they probably wouldn't feature them not to scare off Chad and his hatred for everything not featuring survival and zombies.
SONY = FUCKING DEAD
>>341698473
this guy doesn't get it
>boyes absolutely looking defeated knowing microsoft killed sony this e3
>>341698554
He just said he had high hopes but was let down by the conference itself. Not sure why Adam is so pissy.
>>341698476
better once a year than never a year
losing my shit
Knowing Dan has anxiety issues, he is probably doing flips internally.
>>341698510
Giant Bomb are Nintendo fans?
>dan literally telling adam what sucked about the ps conference to his face
>>341698554
it's been posted in the thread
>Adam and Dan are totally fine
>Johnny and Dave keep trying to get them to patch up their friendship
In Dans defense Days Gone really shouldnt have had two showings in one show. Everyone watching without a doubt that it was Last of Us 2 before the title came up.
>>341698541
Of course but that doesn't change the fact Jeff dropped the ball there.
>>341698610
Well, now Dan's Gone
>there are people who don't like Dan
kek
>>341698707
what? no
>>341698778
>don't touch my knee
>tfw can't tell if Adam is actually annoyed or not
Surely it's just an act? There's no way someone so joyful could have taken a tweet THAT seriously.
johnny is totally gonna tear up with how drunk he is
>>341698708
Adam has nothing to do with that though
>>341698767
Dan has grown on me
Only on GB it's perfectly fine for a Sony executive to say "PC master race"
>>341698708
So good.
And people wonder why Jeff likes Dan so much.
>>341698761
i honestly believe the story regarding RDR2 and why they had to close the show with Days Gone.
>>341698761
>Everyone watching without a doubt that it was Last of Us 2
every fucking retard maybe because they lead the trailer with Sony Bend's logo
I can't handle all these double chins...
>>341698823
He's salty because he lost E3
>>341698873
What story? Rockstar never shows anything at E3 anyway.
JOHNNY V BEST OF SHOW E3
OH BOY
HAHAHHA
OH SHIT JOHNNY V
>>341698823
If you have a lot of passion for your work, you're going to get annoyed by criticism.
That's just instinctual.
Cum slut FTW
who /cumslut/ here?
uhhh what the fuck
CUMSLUT
OHMY.webm
Oh shit that's a cut out
Dan adds some real fun and beefs to the discussion.
No fun Alex pulls him off. Of fucking course.
I'M FUCKING DEAD
CUMSLUT
>>341698767
dan just has the kind of personality that i'd steer clear of irl. he's just so sure of himself and what he thinks is funny, and i don't entirely agree with it. he's a sperg's worst nightmare
LMAO
HOLY SHIT
CUMSLUT
JOHNNY V USES CUMSLUT A LOT
FUCK
what was the story I had to get up FUCK
this is great
Of fucking course Alex would go,
>Welp. Looks like everyone's having too much fun, better break up the group.
>Cum slut
kek
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>Johnny " The Trigger Master" V
This is amazing, I wish Johnny V gets laid off every year so this happens.
>>341698930
>he lost e3
to who?
TIPPITY KEK
OH SHIT HE SAID CUMSLUT
CUT THE FEED CUT THE FEED!!!
damn, they really walked that one in. savage
B A S E D J O H N N Y
johnny v is a mess and i love it
oh fuck me
reddit com/r/cumslut
Based Vinny or Drew or Jason or whoever
I'm glad I stayed up late today.
>>341698937
Regarding the footage of a saloon shoot out.
>Johnny V will never nut on your face
dude that was F**KING EPIC
cumslut confirmed
CUT THE FEED DAMMIT
god
damned
golden
Hahaha, you just know Simba growl was his nickname at Disney.
>Guests: Adam Boyes (Sour Patch Kids), John Vignocchi (Parts Unknown), Dave Lang (Big Man on Campus)
>Adam Boyes (Sour Patch Kids)
That Dr. Doom shirt is ballin
Chances on that being cut out in the archive?
>the word cumslut might have come out
>>341698823
that's a canadian for you, but it's all in fun. probably the best canadian ever
RAGE MASTURBATE
Johnny V is this much of a drunken wreck EVERY year.
It doesn't matter if his career is going great or not. It could be the best day or the worst day for him. He would still be here being drunk talking about cumsluts or ruining Dave Lang's life
>>341699007
>>341698981
Now I know you guys are autistic, I understand it's difficult for you to read social interaction, but Dan was clearly anxious and looking for an opportunity to get out of that situation.
Alex just helped him out with a joke.
>cumslut
GETOFFITGETOFFITGETOFFIT
ABSOLUTELY NOT
HES GONNA CRY
Holy fuck how does this happen every year
Did Iron Galaxy just pick up Johnny V in the vidya draft?
>>341699159
Someone better be archiving this
Was he offering him a job?
this is somehow hilarious and heartwarming
>>341699159
100% because he needs employment now pls don't save this Johnny is a good boy he dindu nuffin
t. Johnny V
>>341699293
Basically
>>341699130
>>341699040
>>341698993
I ran to the bathroom what'd he say?
>>341699270
look up GDC 2014 giant bomb
look up E3 2015 giant bomb
>no
>white guy
hahahhaha
keep it PLUR
AW SNAP NIGGA
TAPED
JOHN DRAKE BTFO
yes i hate pozzies too
HOLY FUCKING LANG
DRAKE
B
T
F
O
>THE FIRST FUCK YOU HAS BEEN FLUNG
lang hating on drake is always the best part
>>341699384
He cut to the chase on a story and relayed that his phone autocorrected to "cumslut" and that cuck Alex cut the feed.
>>341699239
I don't know how anyone could possibly tell he was having a panic attack. The dude's a hyperactive spaz 99% of the time.
>>341699414
who is this cumslut?
lol Disney Infinity guy is a mess.
>>341699239
correct
>>341699384
JV sent a text where a word autocorrected to 'cumslut' which means he uses that word a lot.
I love this, reminds me of my buddies and I when we still find time to meet up inbetween them being married and having kids and me being the mess of an uncle I am
>>341699467
>and that cuck Alex cut the feed
are you retarded nigger?
ï½¢ LAST TRAIN HOME ï½£
LANGS A SAVAGE
>>341699467
>>341699384
>>341699476
The text was referring to Death Stranding's "I'll keep coming." tagline too, which is even more hilarious.
>>341699384
Dave Lang was pushing Johnny V to tell The Autocorrect Story, and he refused. So Adam Boyes went into a lengthy explanation about how autocorrect works, and then in the middle of it John shouted "THE WORD CUMSLUT MAY HAVE GOTTEN INTO A TEXT"
POUND TOWN
>you pound townded me last night
>Johnny V and Lang went to pound town together
This is too much
>you fucking pound towned me last night
YOU POUNDTOWNDED ME LAST NIGHT
KING OF POUND TOWN
#POUNDED
who /poundtown/ here?
>Dave Lang will never take you to Pound Town.
Adam can't finish that beer fast enough
>>341699583
lang is bottom left?
#TOWN
>>341699583
>that pic
how?!
>king of pound town
In related news, the bitches in L'Trimm were fine as FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T3egCDI4ls
>>341699583
Dave Lang is still more black than Austin
>>341698697
You could tell the whole time
How long until this Infinity guy fucks Leigh Alexander under the Giant Bomb buffer table?
THIS IS PERFECT
>>341699651
top right
>>341699469
The fact that he tried to leave multiple times didn't tip you off?Also I'm familiar with that sort of social anxiety, it was pretty obvious.
>you fucking pound town'd me last night
my sides hurt and i'm not cumming
>>341699727
what is this form
>>341699683
brings me back
>>341699683
I wish Jeff had a hip hop podcast
>>341699470
someone who works for lang
these guys are the hardest bae's
you will never have a relationship as close as these guys
Is John Vignocchi old Frank west?
>>341699161
i dont get the reference, but i know her
Please let Dave Lang and John V drunkenly ramble forever
>>341699772
one of the ufc quicklooks
>>341699859
i'd pound that and make her my cumslut every night
>>341699742
As funny as this is, I'm not sure I'd want to be in the middle of it even if I didn't have anxiety. At any time Dave Lang could have stabbed him or taken him to pound town or something. Jeff's not getting THAT close to them.
>>341699872
I did back when WoW wasn't shit, then everyone got married
Dave keeps setting up Drunk Johnny, getting him excited for a bit, and then pretending he doesn't know what he's talking about. It's amazing.
This shit is gold
>>341697741
thanks
I want Lang to be my motivational coach.
E3 IS SAVED.
>>341699897
>>341699930
Please be respectful of them anons and use their proper pronouns, they/them!
i wish i had a person like dave lang in my life
that motivation, that inspiration..
>sucking dick
wait was john literally their office girl/bitch
hes about to cry
>>341700063
You have to become your own Dave Lang, anon.
JV's story is actually inspiring
As a business student, this producer talk is super interesting. It's muh dream.
Oh shit, getting emotional
>>341700150
thats what a producer is
>>341700063
Dave Lang is legitimately like a personal hero. He's a good dude.
>>341700150
he still is
>getting into the video game industry will never be as easy or as fun as it was back in the 90s
Fuck.
i wanna hug johnny v
>>341699583
C H I C A G O
>>341700239
this is practically every industry
>>341699938
Yeah, it's pretty funny, but even fucking Jeff is having trouble keeping control of the conversation. It'd be too tough to be a relative newbie like Dan and literally be thrown into the lion's den with two drunks and a Sony face with clout. That's the kind of thing that just sucks the gusto right out of you.
>>341700274
nigger
LANG ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
"HEY FATTIES! YOU'LL GET ALONG!"
>refreshingly personal conversation
>immediately ruined in seconds
This is classic Giant Bomb
>>341700239
nothing work related is as easy or fun as it was back in the 90s
>i love you guys before anything else
fuck, this is too good
>>341700308
Sad but true.
>>341700239
But anon you can literally work far less hard and far less hours for the same money and just play games for pure enjoyment in your abundant free time if you learn a skill or get an education.
>you used to be able to work your way up from being a coffee bitch with no technical skills
>>341699583
Austin can throw as many "dawgs" in his sentences as he wants, but he will never, ever be as black as that pale, lanky white kid.
It must eat him up inside.
BOOTY
holy fuck "pre-screening us for being overweight"
>>341700308
so fucking true and so fucking sad. it's so hard to not feel hopeless right now. people had passion before, but people are just filling roles now, despite whether they care about it or not. what a fucking depressing society.
BOYES WITH THE INTERCEPTION
FUCKING ADAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>what are you wearing
>pink jammies
A D A M B O Y E S
D
A
M
B
O
Y
E
S
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
>this amount of autism this caller is
OH NO
HOOOOLY SHIT
>>341700239
I imagine while it's all fun and incredible looking back on it, the reality of it at the time was probably fucking awful.
HAHAH
Man, I lost my shit at that
holy shit
REVENGE MOTHER FUCKERS
Did some random autist just call Adam?
>>341700502
You still can, it's about determination. It's about grit. It's aboutJohnny V.
UH OH
SOMEBODY CALL WITH SOME SHIT
>toejam and earl
i am fucking DED
BAD IDEA
ADAM
WHATS THE NUMBER???
SOMEONE CALL AND CALL AUSTIN WALKER A BITCH
>This is an old persons phone! What the fuck!? Help I've fallen and can't get up!
kek
>>341700829
they'll end the segment dont do that
what's the number?????????????
I can't read that shit on the board
>>341700829
inb4 someone calls and calls austin a nigger so we can never ever have fun ever again
>>341700829
THAT WILL RUIN THE FUN COME THE FUCK
ON
Remastered version when?
what should i say?
>>341700885
913-2 something 6-8008
is this it?
91.3-2.8.6-8.6.68
or
91.3-2.8.6-8.0.08
this is a trainwreck
>take your shirt off
SOMEONE CALL AND TELL ADAM TO REVIVE PARAPPA
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>Johnny needs to check in with his girlfriend
>She's across the room
>blows her kisses
Man what a pimp
John Vignocci has a girlfriend in London AND he's with this thick chick in Los Angeles.
DAMN
>LONDON
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
>>341700913
>>341700896
>>341700885
>>341700864
fuck that pale graysjw
fuck, my call got dropped. wanted to ask how he felt about drobot
hey if you're going to call at least dont freeze and say nothing you autists
JOHNNY VIGNOCCI, PORNOGRAPHER
COME ON
Why bother calling in if you haven't thought of a response.
>autism
913- two eight six-8008 is the number
SOMEONE SEND A "DOGFUCKER" TEXT TO THAT PHONE
What that caller say at the end?
How the fuck is this John Vighnocci's girlfriend? She's semi attractive.
WASTED POTENTIAL
#dinersdriveinsandpoundtown
This is so fucking great, holy shit.
This is so boring
>>341701397
he has alot of money and used to work for Disney
>>341701397
He's a producer. They're nothing but money.
Does that phone receive pics?
bought to text them deez nuts
>>341701397
$$$
>>341701397
She needs to tone down the makeup.
2 (TWO) GIRLFRIENDS
>>341701397
>that makeup
ehh
>>341701397
she probably is the sony equivalent of fuckin little kids nintendo girl
OH SHIT, NAMEDROPPING KARL PILKINGTON
GOOD TASTE, JOHNNY
>>341701397
she looks like a parody of a cartoon character
Jesus Christ, fucker must be loaded.
>>341701397
cuz JV is a str8 balla
Wasn't Johnny V married last year?
WHAT DO I TEXT
>roadtrips
do the raid (videogame trip to buy games in japan)
someone text them about it
DAVE LANG'S KIDS BTFO
>>341701397
holy fuck. do people actually find this attractive? those eyebrow belong a completely different race than she is.
>>341701397
Is that the Leslie girl someone linked earlier?
Cause he just said his gf's name was Collette or however the fuck you spell it and it sounds like she's in the audience.
why is someone shouting karl pilkington?
>>341701619
THE RAID
48 HOURS
$4800 DOLLARS
1 ROUND TRIP TICKET TO TOKYO
LIVESTREAM ALL OF IT
She has to be cucking him.
>>341701613
He got divorced
>>341701619
tell thm to call the show
JV in an RV
>>341701710
She is, she works PR for Square Enix
This better actually turn into something.
JOHNNY V DAN RYCKERT ROAD TRIP
Jeff just letting this ship sink
>>341701731
no fucking way
>>341701731
imagine you like a bitch and shes into disney and beeing blacked
How is tonight? Just caught up e3 day 2. Actually really enjoyed phil and the second group.. Fucking loved the roasting of patrick/gawker
>>341701736
Oh man...it's been pretty hard for that guy :(
>>341701586
if you looked up "money-grubbing bimbo" in the dictionary, this would be it
>>341701825
all shit except for right now
>>341701825
anything without austin and Alex Navarro is good
>>341701825
Tonight easily made up for all the other garbage that has surrounded E3.
>you spend all day in the gym while Johnny V is eating PIZZA and fucking THICC QTs
>>341701825
This is literally the best moment of all E3.
lmao
Dan doesn't know how to not take shit at face value
>>341701957
what a fucking faggot
>>341701948
I don't understand
>>341701964
That's why he accomplishes amazing things.
>>341701957
Alex "No fun allowed" Navarro
>>341701948
>THICC
do you even know what that means?
>>341701957
Why is Alex allowed?
why is jeff's persona 4 playthrough so legendary anyway?
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE
>>341702082
>>341702082
>>341702082
I haven't been this hype in years. This better become a thing. Johnny V and Dan roadtrip.
>>341702095
We all know exactly what it means and it doesn't mean fat whales you pig fagot american
>>341701902
Fuck I just joined an overwatch game. Will check out ASAP
>>341701957
literally fucking remove alex PLEASE
>>341701957
>hey guys, I'm here too!
Is he the worst one out of all the giantbomb crew?
>>341701825
when was the roasting of patrick and gawker? I'd like to watch it
>I bought my dad a $100 3d pen
>>341701710
This is Collette. She's not really in London.
https:/www. instagram com/dudettecolette/
>>341702139
thicc means completely skinny girls with huge bimbo tits haha - your average virgin who has no idea what they're talking about
>>341702115
two funny people playing a game with a lot to riff on, but also they have a legitimate appreciation for it
also you get to see jeff's love for chie slowly go from sort of a joke to totally legit
>>341702216
Yes
>>341701957
THIS ISN'T NPR, STOP CALL SCREENING ALEX
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341701957
What a fucking shit head
he is actually "no fun aloud"
>>341702282
tell that to your mcburger you fat faggot
>>341701957
He was right, the bit was a flop, bad calls just get in the way.
>>341702216
absolutely
>>341702274
God damn I wish I had a lot of money so girls like this would jump on my average dick.
>>341702216
I bet this is his face through this entire stream.
>You spent $100 on a pen? ...and your dad's the penguin?
This is wonderful
>GB chat is against Alex now
Fuck yes.
>best part of the show
>alex is trying his hardest to let everyone know that he didn't have anything to do with it
I didn't think I could dislike him anymore than I did
>>341702623
>Mods not even bothering to delete the Alex hate
lol
>>341702518
>This segment sucks, no ones talking about oppressed minorities.
Well we know for a fact JV's girlfriend is a cum slut.
>>341702831
Holy fuck it just hit me.
>JV calls his gf a cumslut so much his phone auto corrects to it
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/johntdrake/1685888960?token=28f0b154
This is getting intense...
I bet Jeff is a real goddamn friend
Thanks Alex. You're totally part of this.
The fucking people who say giant bomb is dead have no idea what they're talking about. Maybe it's a bit different than it was in the beginning, but it's still the best videogame site on the net.
GANDALF AND THE PIZZA !
>>341703619
accurate
good thread, niggas
>>341703619
Yup. I've been trying to tell people this all E3. And I'm glad things have wrapped around the way they did.
