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Please do not sexualise the Audrey edition
UPDATE: Audrey is gone for now, pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486273
hype
>>341331605
There is a 70% the girls are making out after this chance. Every non-virgin can tell they're already wet. Their panties must be soaked.
Crazy.
post yfw you saw mega tits for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJL79RwPUg
>FFXV showing the pc build right now
NEW AREA HYPE
still not xbox back compat mentions.
way to fall through
>>341331605
Anon, her name is Theresa.
I think.
NINTENDOMINATION
QUALITY TRUMPS QUANTITY EVERY TIME
>titties
>link can jump
>you CAN climb that mountain
nintendo won e3 and they didnt even need a presentation
>tfw girls ogling shirtless link
>tfw double standard because guys ogling shirtless linkle would get them fired
>tfw you don't even mind because you are the gay and Link has a fine, plunderable butt.
>>341331605
>Please do not sexualise the Audrey edition
Too late.
Iwata and Robin Williams gave their life for this game.
Reposting because it's true.
>Friendly reminder that all of this we've seen today is from one tiny area on the fuck huge world map which we have yet to even see the full image of (but the parts we have seen are already enormous)
>Friendly reminder that we've literally been watching this for fucking HOURS. ALL IN THE STARTING ZONE. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DUNGEON YET.
>Friendly reminder that this is going to be by far the best Zelda game we've had in a very long time
If your dick isn't hard for this, then you're legit not a Zelda fan because this is insanely good.
The depth that this game has is retarded.
I don't care if games have done this partially before, thise Zelda is just redefining the genre standards, nobody will accept less than this now. Shit like Witcher or skyrim literally on suicide watch
NX will have backwards compatibility with Wii U games, right?
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
SERIOUS POLL
VOTE NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
Post webbums of TECHNOLOGY
>>341331986
that's NOT best girl a.k.a Audrey
>>341332065
Kys faggot.
http://www.xvideos.com/video4127243/gamestop_cumslut
http://www.xvideos.com/video4127243/gamestop_cumslut
http://www.xvideos.com/video4127243/gamestop_cumslut
>>341331889
No one cares about gay porn here.
DOES ZELDA HAVE A RELEASE DATE?!
>>341332009
>IMPLYING THEY HAVENT REACHED MASS QUALITY HIGH QUANTITY BONE ZONE
>>341330202
>>341330381
http://i.imgur.com/Uls8aD6.png
http://i.imgur.com/V2bVCTJ.png
http://i.imgur.com/QyWaHGd.jpg
here you go senpaitachi
>>341331605
https://discordapp.com/invite/012UrDuZq91Nov4Uj
>>341331605
>nipple visible
>tits literally pushing out of her bra
>how to not sexualize
>>341332105
I need /ss/ fanfic about Audrey.
>>341332016
does he start sweating if you go in the desert like that
Daily reminder that Nintendo won E3.
>>341332016
Dear GOD that is one effeminate Link.
if anyone wants more audrey, i'm collecting as many audrey images as possible. 40 audreys in my audrey folder so far
https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
help yourselves, and enjoy, my fellow /v/irgins~
though sadly another anon has 89-ish images. oh well~
>>341332095
You do realize Dragon's Dogma does everything we've seen and more right?
>Sam and Chiko are still there
>Chico
YEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341332148
>only 6 Chikobros
>more Sam and Chiko
YES
jews and women ruin everything good
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL?!?!
>>341332153
I CAN'T GET OVER THIS
THIS IS WHERE I LOST MY MIND
AND MY WALLET
honestly after all these years waiting and the delay and now seeing it, im glad they delay it until now
it was totally worth it
what is this suda51 game they're showing on the sony stream?
>>341331986
>you'll never cum in her face
NO AUDREY
NEW AREA HYPE!!!!!!!!
why isn't Chiko playing
>>341332457
She's gotta milk her girls
>>341332289
we can only hope and dream
OH MY GOD MY DICK
OP, next time be sure to update your Polls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341332092
It's been great so far but dungeons, bosses, and NPC's are part of the charm of the series, so i'm still waiting for those things before judging.
>>341332313
in your dreams, kiddo.
THAT FUCKING VIEW
THAT FUCKING HEIGHT
>>341332050
zelda looks great, but seriously going in with just zelda and pokaymon is fucking lame and retarded
>>341332242
For a international broadcast no less. Consider the facts, anon.
She did it on purpose. Who wants to be that uncomfortable for that long unless they are trying to get attention and further a career.
JUMP
JUST JUMP AND GLIDE
I WANNA GO TO THAT ISLAND DAMMIT
Should I buy Twilight Princess HD for £30? I have the Wii version already.
>>341332016
>that bulge
HOLY SHIT im actually shaking between all the hype and sexual tension and memes
NINTENDO WON
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE GAME WHERE IS AUDREY
HOLY FUCK THAT DISTANCE
THIS WORLD IS FUCKING HUGE
>>341332596
>no bill option
JUMP
DO IT FAGGOT
Damn that plateu is high fucking up
>>341332623
What?
It's as empty and unimpressive as Skyrim.
>>341332313
This, its basically a DD clone but since hardly anyone has played DD they think its new and innovative.
the world seems way too big compared to the amount of content we've seen, are we gonna get another MGSV map of 80% emptiness
>the distance between link and that tower is larger than the first area
w e w
>>341332627
Glide has stamina, you can't hold on forever.
>>341332596
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10486273
Alright, I'll put it in next thread
>tfw been making these for the last 12 hours
>>341332715
just go watch some porn jesus christos
>The Plateau they were just playing for hours in is less than 2% of the entire map
>>341332406
I know this all looks fantastic. It literally is jumping from one high to the next and they have barely show fuck all of what the game has to offer.
My only concern now is that my WiiU is full from Xenoblade, and that the NX version will probably run even better.
>The Plateau is less than 2% of the total world
>>341332828
She can't simply let go and glide a bit more.
I feel it's a bit of a shame that you can ride a horse in this game. Guarantees that you will be able to cross the map in like 5 minutes tops.
Bearded guy is just Ganondorf who's had nothing to do for centuries in his empty kingdom after "winning" at some point.
d-did she just say less than 2%?
gibe me one reason why i should buy this game instead of wildlands.
>>341331605
>Nintenkids falling for large tits and sleeves
>This game is awesome you get to 'insert open world activity shown in multiplats before 2010'
>Map size matters again
It's like /v/ just lost their brains as soon as they saw her.
You guys were doing so well. I thought you'd manage to get through it and realise E3 was just shit this year.
>>341332847
Doing gods work
>>341332941
You can ride a horse in this game, idiot. They've showed it before.
>>341332918
>>341332907
I won't lie, I literally got an erection when they said this.
We spend at leasts 4 hours in only 2% of the whole area.
I so wish she would sit on my face while she play Zelda.
This game better have the wind waker to use with the glider
>>341333104
Try reading that post again, friend.
>>341332941
They already said last year that you would need 30 minutes on horseback to cross it once
yooooo
>>341332828
Also the glider is beefed up for demo's sake.
>a sacred area where people can't easily come
>>341333065
>and realise E3 was just shit this year.
But PC is getting all of MS's games.
E3 has been fucking great.
>less than 2% of the world
>if you strapped together 50 plateaus, it would still be smaller than the full size of the game world
POST YFW WE JUST SPENT 5 HOURS IN LESS THAN 2% OF THE MAP AND STILL DIDN'T SEE EVERYTHING THERE
So is it safe to say the guardians are inspired by the Silent Realm in SS?
Because if so they took the two best elements of SS, sprinting and silent realm, and discarded the rest, exactly what I wanted.
>>341333065
where is the open world game that lets me snowboard on my shield while shooting enemies I skate past
where
>not fighting it
for shame
also that thing attacks slow as fuuuuck like not even a threat
>>341332313
The thing is that DD didn't add those RPG elements to an already fantastic fantasy adventure series.
Did Bill just say "The Castle"? Is that the Hyrule Castle?
Shit, that looks like something completely taken over by Ganon.
>>341333065
>tfw you realize the best thing of E3 so far was mega milk
GET FUCKED NEOGAF WITH YOUR NO TOWN SHIT
>>341331605
>can literally see her fat erotic nipples and bra lines
She was pregnant and just got a baby, no? This would explain everything.
>>341332092
This man knows what's up
In my edgy twenty something phase I thought myself over Zelda but what really happened is I was tired of mediocre stuff
This is a return to form, and for a franchise that has one of its games topping GOAT lists for almost 20 years that's no understatement
Did they say what that purple wavelength circle thing is for?
THERE ARE TOWNS
TOWNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS
BILL CONFIRMS TOWNS
NAYSAYERS BTFO
I like Aonuma's voice.
Also dammit guys I haven't slept in 23 hours. I want to keep watching but I also want to sleep.
THERE ARE TOWNS IN THE GAME
SONYFAGS BTFO
THE
FUCK
OUT
TOWNS AND NPC'S COMPLETELY WELL AND TRULY CONFIRMED BY BILL
>there ARE towns
TOWNS CONFIMRED
The area we have been exploring and the distance to the marker they just added
>Towns confirmed
TREEHOUSE IS LITERALLY LURKING THE FUCKING THREAD.
FUCK OFF
TOWNS AND NPCS CONFIRMED, IT'S FUCKING SAVED
TOWNS CONFIRMEDgood, part of Zelda's appeal is the personality found in the NPCs
TOWN CONFIRMED
SHITPOSTER BTFO
>SONYGAF ON SUICIDE WATCH
>there are towns
but where r the rupees?
TOWNS
>>341333364
Sound.
Guys, she meant that the Plateau contains 2% of the content, it's not 2% of area in the game world.
>>341333364
It's the sound meter.
It's useful for stealth.
>TOWNS AND NPCS CONFIRMED
>TOWNS AND NPCS CONFIRMED
>TOWNS AND NPCS CONFIRMED
>>341333275
>WE WANT TO ASSURE EVERYONE THAT THERE ARE TOWNS AND NPC'S IN THE GAME
SHITPOSTERS PACK YOUR SHIT, EAT YOUR WORDS, AND LEAVE!
TOWNS CONFIRMED
>>341333364
noise/stealth meter
you can sneak
>>341333164
It better have WEATHER CHANGING ABILITIES if what they've said about severe weather blocking progress at times.
>>341333065
Shut your fuckin mouth
This is an open world done right where there's actual shit to do everywhere, and things to interact with/fight everywhere
And unlike every other open world the combat isnt hot ass and actually has a shit ton of different options for fighting
Woo! Towns!
Bill btfoing shitposters.
Towns confirmed.
Stay mad shitheads.
The plateau is LESS THAN 2% OF THE WORLD! HOLY FUCK
>>341333364
Shows how much sound you're making, pretty much a stealth meter
>>341333364
Sound for stealth
>"Of course, this is Zelda."
based
Towns Confirmered!!!!!!
>>341333343
>just fapped and have boner again
Holy shit, Nitenndo.
>>341333364
Sound, its essentially for the games sneaking mechanic
>>341332907
Next xenoblade is going be even more huge.
Looks like Monolith got busy as fuck with zelda
seriously who de fuck actually thought there would be no towns
>>341333364
It's the sound you make.
>>341333364
It shows how loud your footsteps are. There's stealth AI.
>>341333364
Sound, you can sneak and kill enemies without them noticing you from what I understand.
>>341331605
>Best girl poll
>no Chiko
>>341333364
It's the amount of noise your character is making. It's useful to know if you are trying to be stealthily.
>>341332626
Of course she did it on purpose. Sam put a jacket on, the other girl looks shy and is covering her body. She has bullied these girls all day.
Except Chico. Chico don't give a fuck, she just gonna kill shit.
>>341333319
>to an already fantastic fantasy adventure series.
eh
>>341332918
>>341332907
>>341332972
It's going to be the size of an ocean but the depth of a water puddle just like Skyrim, screencap this post.
>>341332092
The depth of your fanboyism is retarded
>>341333483
Menu with the mushrooms and shit showed a 0 next to a ruppee. So they're still in.
>>341333374
How can sony and microsoft even compete? Nintendomination
>>341333492
>>341333502
>>341333578
Thanks guys
>>341333483
some of the items mention them being sold for ruppees
>Y-YOU STUPID NINTENDO BABIES, Z-ZELDA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TOWNS
B T F O
T
F
O
>>341332828
Free flight like that is my game fetish, shit like jc3 squirrel suit was some shit, I want them to give link a later enhacement or sort of mini resource management game that lets you stay in air for and maneuver for long enough to consider glidint an alternative form of travel.
Even if you add flying snakes and oversized eagles and shit that you gotta fight airborne
Actually, that might be fuccking amazing, dropping bombs as you glide over them or lure them to dive into the ground or mount them.
Well fuck I now have expectations, someone please save me from this hell
>>341333343
she's just wearing a massive push up
What is Audrey's full name?
>Sam asking the tough questions
>>341333241
how many games so far and what games? I missed everything someone sponefeed me on PC stuff
BILL STOP DICKING AROUND AND GO TO THE CASTLE FUCK
>>341332313
The entirety of Dragon's Dogma is smaller than just the fucking plateau.
who would've thought Nintendo would win with 1 game
This game is fucking huge. I fear for the world, it'll probably be empty as fuck. I wonder if you're gonna get some means of travelling at high speeds that are not instant travel.
>>341333727
They'll complain about the somewhat shitty LOD and aliasing 24/7 from now on.
Issues the NX version will fix.
>>341333786
Audrey Impure Cumslut the 3rd
>>341331605
Do you think Nintendo will sell those shirts eventually?
B-B-BUT TH-TH-THERE'S NO TOWNS! SHIT GAME RIGHT?
>that statue
>>341333707
but anon, we've already exploded half a dozen underground shrine dungeons
I now want to put myself in cryogenics state to wait until the game is released.
>>341333786
Audrey Drake.
>>341333942
They don't usually, but they hand some out so you might see them on ebay.
>>341332393
I like this guy
As much as I liked Mega Milk's fake tits, I actually genuinely like Samantha. She seems genuine, not cringy at all, finds things to talk about and seems just like a chill person.
When it was three best girls action with lewd bants it was best part of the show.
Can someone explain to me why on earth they are measuring performance in teraflops? It just sounds like they have no idea what they are talking about, it sounds like technobabble
>>341333786
Drake
>>341333241
>PC is getting all MS games
>if NX plays wii U games, PC and NX will become the new master combo
>>341333910
>it'll probably be empty as fuck.
>we just have the proof right here it isn't with secrets and funny shit you can interact with fucking everywhere
Are you dense? And even if it is somewhat empty, unlike other open world games, Zelda U seems to have actual dudngeons with awesome puzzles.
People never talk aout those mini dungeons everywhere. They seem to be great.
>that big mountain with the purple magic swirls around it
Hang glider needs to be replaced with JC3's wingsuit. It better have an upgrade to become that.
>>341334023
It's the lower half of the Hylia logo.
>When Aonuma played the game and got lost he realized that was not a bad thing but the mere consequence of his decision to go that way
Fucking finally they had the necessary epiphany
>>341333853
Gears 4
Halo Wars 2
Recore
Dead rising 4
Absolver
and more
http://www.ign.com/wikis/e3/Games_at_E3_2016
videogames confirmed for saved
>>341333949
I can see the "no spoil" thing but My hype would probably go up if they dropped at least some artworks of the npc without telling who they are
>>341333364
how much noise you're making
Is anouma basically saying that it will be hard if you decide to go off the beaten path?
Please tell me that's what he's saying.
>>341333517
how the fuck do I run Livestreamer thru mpv, it defaults to vlc
>>341331605
>Please do not sexualise the Audrey
Yea, don't sexualize her. However, her sexualizing Link's shirtless bod is completely fine.
I think we all know that the world is gonna be overall bare and empty like MGS 5.
>>341334105
>it isn't with secrets and funny shit you can interact with fucking everywhere
I've missed some of this. can you give examples
>>341334091
>it sounds like technobabble
wow, get a load of this guy
I mean do you even realize Scorpio will deliver the HIGHEST quality pixels?
Didnt think so!
>>341334105
And don't forget there's more than 100 of those shrines throughout the world. This game is gonna be huge.
>>341333949
nigga there are a bunch of towns, they just arn't showing them because of story stuff
>>341334091
new buzzword for normie
fuck sake just go to the other area already
>>341334195
I too was really happy to hear that. Zeldas and Pokemon in particular became way too obsessed with protecting players from their own choices.
>>341333892
uwotm8?
>>341334139
That's the castle you idiot.
>>341334091
You dont need explaining, you already understand the reason
>>341334091
New bit war.
I wonder if you can go in those shams
I hope they have secrets in them too
Jesus christ this is a dream game.
>>341334245
We've already seen at least 5 or so mini-dungeons in the small area we've seen, not to mention random stuff like bombable areas that lead to treasure.
>>341334229
That's what it sounds like.
god theyre taking forever to show anything
>>341334240
But anon-kun
[/spoiler]it is[/spoiler]
>>341334195
What has happened to Aonuma as of lately? has he entered sage mode?
>>341334229
He's saying there are particular, simple ways to get around to the next story progression; but he won't tell players who go about it a different way to take the simple way that he would have wanted them to in past games.
>>341334105
We're seeing the density of the starting area, which is comparatively tiny as hell. I doubt ALL the areas will be as densely filled with content as the starting one.
You know as well as I do that Zelda puzzles are mostly basic as fuck, there are not many that actually make you sit and think for a good while.
But hey, that's just me being cautious about this, I don't want any disappointments.
>>341334524
like seriously everything I dreamt off
>>341334091
marketing gimick.
On paper it's raw power
in reality it could mean fucking anything.
Scorpio will probably be a ~965 or something.
>>341334463
they do:'^)
>>341334240
Correct. Link can take anything you do to him, because he's Link. It's silly to expect the same of delicate bitches.
This is really fully open isnt it
My god I can see we will be able to go straight to the final boss if we want
So hyped
>all that care for surprise
>you just know bloggers and journos from the biggest sites will leak the shit out of everything on neogaf a month before release.
>>341334245
Let the kids succumb to blind hype, that's how you get sales.
>The only way out of the beginner area is to JUMP OFF
>Many different places to do that
>Have to make a choice where to go next before jumping.
GENIUS
SO FUCKING GOOD
>>341334604
Iwata gave him the secret of developing good games on his deathbed.
>>341334604
Possessed by iwata
>>341334289
Can snowboard whenever you want it seems, set things on fire, use the wind to determine the way it strays, stealth, combo and parry mechanics with many different weapons so you can take down enemies different ways, apparently countless weird new items like this magnet thing which seems to be amazing, weird new bombs, Wind Waker items, can climb fucking everything, vertical world with holes, caves, mountains, pits everywhere, can swim, use a raft, climb trees, gather fruits, this huge rock you can swing away like it's a golf ball, mini dungeons everywhere and what do I know else.
>>341334570my point exactly
Spider link, spider link does whatever a spider link does
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486534/r
>>341334642
Same here f am
>>341334229
Aonuma says that getting lost is fun and set pathes are a source of frustration.
I think we're in a parellel dimensions now
>yfw based Nintendo doesn't give away early copies to streamniggers
>tfw true blind runs might be possible
why didnt they make this game wiiu exclusive?
This would have saved it
>>341334736
I know right?
What I fucking love too is that while gliding in the air you can stop and grab a wall and climb it.
That's so fucking good in term of gameplay and posibility!
>>341333543
There is climbng, mmo cooking/fishing and Zelda combat.
There are massive parts of the stream where Link walks for several minutes and nothing happens and we then pretend looking at a barely detailed rock is breathtaking.
Sorry no.
>hang glide directly into a cliff face
>just start climbing it
sure why not
>there will be no Robin and Zelda Williams adverts for this GOTY
Being able to climb every wall is so cool, I love it.
>>341334604
to go full armchair psychologist:
maybe with Iwata being sick/dead he's concerned with fulfilling a role as one of the "great devs" of Nintendo and wants to get his cred as a developer back
>>341333579
>Next xenoblade is going be even more huge.
>Looks like Monolith got busy as fuck with zelda
I'd imagine their B-team worked on it
>>341334680
You'll need a shitload of gadgets to open the way to the final boss/ beat some wizard to dispel the miasma shrouding his castle/whatever bullshit for sure.
Not saying you wont be able to glitch your way in, that'd be fun
oota
>>341334195
don't forget no level scaling like Bethesda games. Guardians and golems need to be prepared for
>>341334947
We've suddenly found ourselves in the dimension where Skyward Sword didn't have Fi constantly popping up.
>>341332153
What gets me is that the boulder bounces off the mountain in the background
OH
SHIT
DESERT
IT'S A FUCKING DESERT
UTAH CONFIRMED
i wonder how ppl would speedrun this game. Even though is better enjoy all of the experience
>base rune powers all gained in the Plateau
>Plateau is only 2% of the game
>98% left of the game to upgrade these powers
I kinda miss the free falling mechanic from Skyward Sword, it would have been amazing in this game.
He sure is wasting a tremendous amount of time. Is he gonna jump?
>>341335037
>implying Zelda won't shill this twice as hard for her dad's sake
>>341334992
I hope this happens.
Still I won't click a fucking thread a month before it drops.
>>341334992
>>tfw true blind runs might be possible
if you're watching this stream you've already ruined that chance.
>>341334947
brb, placing myself between a wall and a fence for 12 hours.
>shooting down the bridge
noice
Can't wait for the Wii U emulators
>>341333196
Castle is mech
>>341332423
>cum in her face
>>341333196
>>341333517
how do I open livestreamer with mpv in linux? sorry for being beginner faggot
Bill's a crack shot
>plays all Nintendo games early
>buddy with Miyamoto and all the big names
>speaks japanese
>fucks the Treehouse girls regularly
>likeable and funny
Why is Bill so based?
>>341335037
IM NUCLEAR
>>341334939
>>341334642
like, fuck man
im kind of a jaded fuck and this changed me in some ways, it gives me hope again
nintendo really deliver this time
>>341334857
>countless new items
We can clearly count the slots. Besides swords, bows, armor and the like, it seems like there aren't that many of those special items.
>>341335037
>tfw Zelda won't have Robin to share this masterpiece with.
>>341335001
>saving a console at the end of its lifespan
>>341334604
You can only make the same game so many times in a row before you want to do something else.
Original zelda had monsters in almost every screen, if you're watching the stream they've spent 10 minutes climbing walls with no enemies or anything really
I really want this game to be great, but I've been skeptical ever since color splash
Where is Epona and will she have fully modeled vagina based on Audrey's vagina?
they actually are going to show only zelda huh?
I didn't think they were going to actually just show zelda.
>>341333641
>doesn't make it into the poll
>no one posts screenshots of her
>she has zero social media presence
>tfw your new waifu is pure
>>341334775
Then, if we kill him, will the spirit of good videogames posses sakurai and quit fucking smash over and over?
>>341334992
Even when they've sent copies, they've set how much and what people can show before release
>>341335280
>emulating the worse version
>Outposts
>? over enemies
Zelda/MGS
After dork souls, I'm fairly excited for whacky nintendo physics.
>Little mini boss goblin with 72HP
NICE
>>341335213
by going really, really fast. Xenoblade Chronicles X speedrun is like 4 hours or something. Takes most people 20-50 hours just to get the robot on the first go.
>>341335309
-p mpv
>>341335298
one could argue the mouth is inside the face
>>341335354
same here. This reinvigored my interest in games again
>>341331605
whos the brownhaird one on the right
>>341335379
Other games are tomorrow and Thursday, no new announcements though.
>>341335418
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
AGAIN
The new Zelda looks pretty amazing, not a Zelda fan but I'll definitely get it. The massive world reminds me of XBCX.
>>341335418
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
>>341335418
What excuse?
Everything looks shitty and low-res, pop-in is practically the game's entire look, but I'm in love anyway.
>>341335001
Maybe that was the intial plan, but as development cycle started to get too long it made no sense anymore. So they put it on the NX too.
NEW ZELDA SET IN UTAH CONFIRMED
FORTS
MORE CHALLENGE
>>341335024
>for several minutes and nothing happens
you mean when people explainthe game? Seriously you are sounding completely silly now.
>the bokoblins had their own place to live and were growing strawberries
Link is just looking for trouble
>>341335334
>Why is Bill so based?
He honestly seems like a huge "that guy" who all the office secretly dread being around.
>>341335213
By using .5 A presses.
can't wait for nx version
As one of the 3 people who actually enjoyed Skyward Sword's waggle swordplay, do we know if there are optional waggle controls for those of us who want it?
>>341335418
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
>>341335418
>Not NX
Come on anon. We shilling or are we Shilling.
So we can agree this is basically just Snake Eater+Morrowind+Zelda, with a little bit of Sotc and MGSV?
>>341335418
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
>he took damage by walking down the slope
God dammit now I gotta buy this NX.
>>341335334
It's because he ate all those donuts
>that amiibo
FUCK
>>341335494
while it's running in terminal?
>>341335378
It actually looks like you just find random wild horses and tame them whenever you feel like it.
>>341335367
>We can clearly count the slots
retard alert, retard alert, retard alert
>>341335569
>no new announcements though.
It hurts i'm not that big of a zelda fan and even then I dislike the 3d games more.
>>341335795
Link is right handed for some reason and Ubi announced a Just Dance game for NX, so it's possible.
>>341335418
Now I have an excuse to buy a wii u
>giving personality to the enemies though their animations
IT JUST LIKE WIND WAKER, YES!
>>341335901
in the command to run it
>>341335829
cold damage
>>341335376
You just fucking ran past them anyway.
This game better have a parry-move. They haven't shown it so far, but maybe you'll learn it at some point
>>341335850
I love the internet
I love so much that at least Nintendo knows shit about game design, wow.
Stamiina bar right next to the character which is the area the play will look at and focus on.
In Souls you always have to look at the upper corner and try to make out a tiny fucking bar. And your stamina means everything in Souls. It's fucking horrible, especially the first few hours when you have no real sense of how much stamina things drain.
Gameplay > presentation. Always.
>>341335418
LOL I ALREADY HAVE A WII USomeone make a lewd drawing of Audrey seducing Link with her huge jewtits.
>>341335815
>basically just all the good aspect of all those great games
yeah, and i fucking love it
>>341335815
no its tetris mario pilotwings and legacy of kain
they all share the common trait of pixels
>>341335334
Never forget.
>>341335415
>worse version
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/14/e3-2016-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-will-be-the-asame-experiencea-on-nx
Oh and pro-controller support confirmed for all the fags out there that hate having a handy map.
>ALL THESE MOUNTAINS
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, TODD HOWARD
If the rest of the map was as empty as that 2% then the games going to be a fucking slog.
>>341335815
>Morrowind
But Link can actually hit things, and the NPCs aren't walking encyclopedias.
Guys, since you can throw weapons and shit, does that mean you an throw up a club or a torch into the air, fire a fire arrow at it and set it on fire before grabbing it and using it to warm yourself or light shit up?
>>341335850
Spend hundreds of bucks on a PiiU because of a presenter's tits? Do you also donate to twitch whores?
>>341336021
See the trailer again
>>341335850
there is nothing that i find creepier that woman that smile like that, your taste in women is as shit as your taste in videogame /v/
>>341335418
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
>Dat cold damage
That's savage
>tfw you will never go hiking with Aonuma
>>341336046
Very true
>leaving the plateau they said
>>341336084
But NX will be visually better.
>>341335975
Man just looking at that master sword tells you shit went down.
>>341335376
They just confirmed other areas have more enemies. This is like 5% of the map.
>Bill constantly taking peeks at stuff outside of the plateau.
>shield surfing
bill knows what the boys want
>>341331605
Where is this Audrey? Her appearance seems very obscure as I cannot find any videos with her in it.
>>341335418
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
GETTING OF THE STARTER POINT
>>341336046
how shit are you at gaming?
use your peripheral vision to watch the corners of the screen.
i hate this stamina right next to link
same thing in 100 witch knight game.
>>341336021
It was in the trailer. The people playing haven't really used shields much, usually dodging or using two handed weapons.
WAY AWAY AWAY FROM HERE I'LL BEEEEE
WHAT
>>341336112
I was talking about the alchemy and no level scaling.
>>341335418
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
I just wish I was wealthier and could afford supporting more platforms.
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY A WII U
>>341335024
Items hidden in the grass, trees, water, and ect.
RIP
>>341335795
Don't think so. Way too many different objects and types of interaction. Could be a hell to optimize.
>ACTUALLY DYING
BILL
BILLLLL
>>341335738
He moved to japan and learned Japanese before it was cool.
He's practically a different species to the rest of the rest of the treehouse.
His high power level likely makes others uncomfortable if he doesn't suppress it enough
>Aonuma has videos that take us off the plateau
W-wait, we're STILL on the plateau?
IT'S TIME!
>>341336021
You have moments when you can dodge or block or attack at just the right moment that time stops and you custom-combo them for it. It looks like a freeform take on the Wind Waker combat gimmick. Not quite a parry but if you want to play reactive to enemy attacks, it's got you covered.
BILL YOU ARE FIRED
GOD DAMMIT BILL
YOU ARE NOT RADICAL
>link fucking kills himself snowboarding
>>341335901
so
>livestreamer twitchtv/nintendo -p mpv
should work?
>The moment he gets on the shield:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhJB83PBaQE
>Bills finds a new way to kill himself again to end the segment
YOU CAN DO TRICKS ON THE SHIELD WHEN YOU SURF IT
HOLY SHIT HYPE
The game seems so boring... it would have got me hyped if all amiibos where compatible as companions. I want captain falcon on my adventures.
jesus fuck, Death mountain has nothing on this height
>LINK CAN HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES
>Shield snowboard
UTAH TIME
HOLY SHIT IT'S BEAUTIFUL
>>341336247
>Master sword can break as well
>Ores are there because you can repair weapons
HAIRSYTLE CLOTHES FEMALE!!!!
>we will have fashion Zelda threads
LINK HAIRSTYLE CHANGE CONFIRMED
JUST TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY
This Nintendo stream is comfy as fuck and fun. Someone make a screencap compilation of this.
>LINKS HAIR IN A BUN
WE FASHION NOW
>different clothes and hairstyles confirmed
Holy shit the customization is unprecedented in a Zelda title.
>>341336052
>seducing
>not just ordering him to strip, as is her prerogative as the player
>>341336462
Yes and it's only 2% of the world. THIS IS INSANE
DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLES?!
holy fuck
>>341331605
whos the cutie on the far right
YOU CAN CHANGE LINK'S HAIRSTYLE!
>Dat mountain
COMFY AS FUCK
>>341336240
It will look basically the same. Framerate might be better and no random trees and objects loading once you get near them but that's all.
GAME OF THE FOREVER
>>341336372
That's not how human eyes, work, anon.
You can't make out how much stamina you have in Souls when looking at your character unless you're playing on a kitchen TV, maybe, but I have a big TV.
>SUPER
>SNOWY
>AREA
FUCK YEA
LET'S DISPELL THIS FICTION THAT NINTENDO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE DOING
HOW IS HE GLIDING WITH THE SHIELD UNDER HIM
Help me, there's no way I'm not buying this game but I'm poor as fuck
>>341336046
One thing Mario Maker taught me is that Nintendo really fucking knows game and level design.
You play all those amateur/Kazio death trap levels with random blocks and a million enemies, then you go back and play Mario 3 and it's so fucking night and day.
STEEP B T F O
FUCK OFF SAM STOP
WE FUCKING KNOW AUDIO IS SUPPOSED TO IMMERSE
>>341336470
With them putting so much emphasis on taking weapons from enemies and durability on everything, there should be a move where you disarm the opponent and use their weapon right away.
requestion webm of snowboard link
SOMEBODY BETTER MAKE A WEBM OF THAT GLIDE-SNOWBOARD-GLIDE COMBO
DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLES
>can snowboard off mountains
DELETE THIS SOMEONE TAKE THE STREAM DOWN
Free range snowboarding+gliding looks bitchingly fun
>>341336708
put best after, but yes
>>341336714
I noticed that too and got hyped. Samurai style link was the shit.
Please tell me i can Sandboard as well
>gliding and shield boarding
FUN
those Mont Blanc Frenchies LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT'S MOVING
PANIC
>>341336637
its going to be unbreakable, same with hylian shield
WE SSX TRICKY NOW
>>341336827
He put his feet in the thing that let him hold the shield.
Fuck is there any way to watch this from the beginning? I can't rewind the youtube stream back all the way.
>roughly 80 hours into the game
>finally ready to approach Ganon's castle
>Have a climactic battle against him
>Ganon loses his Triforce of Power
>Zelda's about to reform the Triforce to make a wish>Zant ports in and steals the Triforce>This was only the 1st half of the game
POST YFW
>>341336835
Start saving up nigga
>>341336825
Audrey edit of that pic
NOW
SNOWBOARDING
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN FLY WHILE SNOWBOARDING!
>that off hourse finisher
CURAZY
Where were you when Zelda was CURAZY?
You won my heart
>>341336794
now I have an excuse to buy a wii u
>>341336992
You'll have to wait until it's over.
>>341336975
You're wrong, he didn't.
Fire creates hot air that makes you fly.
>THAT HOT AIR UPDRAFT GLIDER BOW COMBO
HOLY SHIT GOTY
>UPDRAFT TRICKSHOTS
SMOKIN SICK STYLE
>using the burning grass for lifting you up with the glider
OH
MY
FUCK
>you can light the ground on fire and ride the heat waves higher into the air
fuck that new ubisoft game
Is /v/ going to fucking embarrass themselves again and send treehouse another thank you letter
>even Bill is afraid of the guardians
PANIC
>USING THE UPWIND CREATED BY BURNING GRASS FROM HIS BOMB ARROWS TO GLIDE ABOVE THE WEAK POINT AND SHOOT IT IN SLOW-MO
I
AM
FUCKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAT FUCKING BULLET TIME
>>341336959IT'S GONNA GET VERY, VERY INTERESTING
>>341337053
THICC
>using the updraft from the fire to gain altitude with the glider
that's awesome
>>341336993
>CHapter 2
>its shit and a rehash of chapter 1
>after a really unsatisfying second ganon fight (why ganon again?) the credits role
>A Kojimbo Kojima Production
WHAT A TWIST
>Stun Guardian
>Light the grass on fire with the explosion
>Ride the updraft
>Shoot it in the fucking face
Also that snowboarding holy shit!
THAT KILL ON THE SPIDERBOT
>the fucking fire made hot air for going higher
>>341337018
On /v/, 5 hours ago when the gameplay started.
>>341336947
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341331605
That woman is literally brazzers tier
TECHNOLOGY
>Uses the updraft from the fire to get at the optimum angle to shoot the eye
Zelda has always been great with environmental puzzles, but HOLY shit.
>>341337178
I would
But to aonuma for FINALLY getting it
That was pretty fucking sick
WHAAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TRICK SHOT
>>341337076
Fuck off sonygger
>Sam is the only one there who doesn't understand Japanese
I bet that feels awkward
>prease undastandu
I'M CRYING
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
>Create burning patch on the ground
>The burning patch creates ascending air
>You can glide over it to gain height
HOLY FUCKITY FUCK
>You can drop the glider, pull the bow and shoot another explosion to ignite another patch, open the glider again and regain altitude
Holy fuck my dick
>>341335850
>not 'Do it for them'
onejob.jpg
>>341337178
All the squares would be about Audrey's tits. That would be hilarious.
>>341335418
>>341336794
now I have an excuse to buy a wii u
Prepare your dicks for tits!
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/675886954710347776
Pics of Audrey!
https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
>>341336809
you have shit eyesight then
work on using your peripheral vision or stay shit at gaming.
Literally wet for details
>ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY
>ALL THIS POLISH
>ALL THIS CHARM
JUST INJECT IT INTO ME AND LET ME GO TO HYRULE IN MY SLEEP
>>341336835
You have like 6 months to save $60. Jesus Christ.
Lick money off the street and youll have enough in time
>>341336592
>drew her with succulent tits instead of those bimbo silicone bags she actually has
boi if you don't
>>341337053
ABSOLUTELY MEGA MILK
OFF THE PLATEAU TIME
>Using the fire to generate lift for the glider.
This is next level TECHNOLOGY
GIVE US A DUNGEON
FUCK SHRINES
Well, that's it. I stop watching. Enough spoilers for me. I'm not retarded.
NX version in 2017.
Until then, no more material for me. Nintendo talks a lot, at the end they spoil the fuck out of you as long as you buy the game. They always did this.
THAT HUGE FUCKING FORTRESS IN THE UTAH AREA
I'M ALREADY SOLD ON THIS GAME I DON'T NEED TO SEE SO MUCH SWEET JESUS
My expectations were unreasonable and they fucking delivered
MORE GAMEPLAY COMING!!!
>starts a fire in the grass to create an updraft, then jumps off of his horse and glides up through the updraft and shoots a blue raspberry magic arrow at the guardian from above, while in bullet time
FUCK
>>341337494
>CAN EAT WHILE FROZEN
W H A T P O L I S H
H
A
T
I just want them to show a dungeon.
>>341332596
>yfw they take off links shirt
>>341337457
Stop using words you don't understand.
>have to wait next year
Man, just fucking reveal the NX already.
So what do you guys think that hairstyle implies?
Customizable male link or female link?
This can't be real. Seriously, wake me up. What is the catch, what is bad stuff that is going to taint this? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
>More Shrines
>>341337281
Day 0 pirate holy fuck
IT'S SO FUCKING GOODBUTTHEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOW US A FUCKING DUNGEON, ARE THEY?
WHY WON'T THEY JUST GIVE US A TINY PEAK IN, SHOW THEM FIGHTING SOME SUPER HARD ENEMIES BEFORE GETTING WRECKED, AND I'LL BE HAPPY
I SWEAR, I WON'T ASK FOR ANY MORE, JUST SHOW ME SOME SUPER DIFFICULT DUNGEON ENEMIES FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP NINTENDO
>>341336809
It helps if you sit at an appropriate distance from your TV
where do i get an Audrey gf?
OH GOD PLEASE BRING BACK AUDREY
>all those link-outfit attendant titty monsters
did nintendo MEAN for this to happen?
>>341337332
I love how all items seem useful this time around. This might be the end of none solution puzzles. We will finally be able to have some really unexpected streamlined and roundabout ways of doing tasks.
>>341337053
shopped
>>341337457
You're a fucking retard or a frog.
I would understand the excuse "you shouldn't look at the bar, you must git gud and get a sense when your stamina is low and how often you can attack with each weapon." Although I would still just prefer a stamina display near my character when it's very important for gameplay, and it is here, in SotC, in Souls, in MH etc. Somehow only Zelda gets it right, though.
>>341332153
>arrow show momentum building in one direction
>boulder flies in another
>>341334736
>The easy way out is jumping.
I know.
>it's just 5% of the map!
i swear it's like watching FFXV fags all over again, why are you idiot so guillible?
>>341336464
radical
>>341337616
Really don't understand how people get off to this.
>>341337813
they already showed an overworld golem boss oneshotting them
>>341337934
stamina is is in the corner/topscreen in MH dumbshit
if you cant see all aspects of the screen without looking directly at the section you are shit at gaming
post yfw aerial dismount updraft hanglider trick shot
>>341337585
Shrines look fun anyway. The "use your toys in creative ways" stuff is what I've been wanting from Zelda dungeons for a while. They don't look hard but at least seem thoughtful enough that the puzzles can be called puzzles.
From watching all the video I thought the game was just going to be the Central Plataue and even then I was okay with it. When they started putting pins outside of its bounds and I realized how big this game might be I came.
>>341338057
but it seems like this one is legit, they just showed you everything you could explore in the final versionand more that they cant show right now
XV showed us what, one tiny area and one dream sequence and it was already said that its not open world at all
>>341338616
As long as all these puzzles don't take control of the camera, showing you the order of hitting targets in one room, then when you get to the puzzle room, the camera control is taken from you again to show you the order.
