We want best girl edition
UPDATE: Audrey is gone for now, pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>No music during the wait time
Fucking amerikeks
D-Did she say "next next year"? Or was she just stuttering?
My dick
is so fucking hard
Like you can't comprehend how hard it is
No female made my dick so hard
What the fuck
NINTENDO WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
It's pretty amazing it's been this long and I'm only lost a little interest.
>all those deliciously thicc booth girls sporting links outfit
hnghh
>>341337690
they're implants
she's gross
Theresa is true best girl
>>341337690
>>341337489
Was Audrey blonde on previous streams?
Any drawfags in here?
Draw Audrey as nintendo's best mommies
i can only masterbate to hitomi tanaka's boobs, sorry
For the first time, in a very long time. I am uncomfortably excited for a video game, and this isn't even the final version.
FUCKING THREADS GOING BY TOO FAST GODDAMN IT
IT'S SO FUCKING GOODBUTTHEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOW US A FUCKING DUNGEON, ARE THEY?
WHY WON'T THEY JUST GIVE US A TINY PEAK IN, SHOW THEM FIGHTING SOME SUPER HARD ENEMIES BEFORE GETTING WRECKED, AND I'LL BE HAPPY
I SWEAR, I WON'T ASK FOR ANY MORE, JUST SHOW ME SOME SUPER DIFFICULT DUNGEON ENEMIES FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP NINTENDO
>>341337881
stutter.
March '17
ALL THAT TECHNOLOGY
>Best girl
>Audrey
Perfection coming through...
>>341337765
>This can't be real. Seriously, wake me up. What is the catch, what is bad stuff that is going to taint this? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
The catch I'm guessing is the world won't be nearly as big as it appears when we're watching them backtrack over the plateau. That's the only nagging thought I've had out of ALL of it. Everything else looks great.
And fuck huge open worlds filled with nothingness anyway
SMOKING SICK SLICK GLIDE SNOWBOARDING
PC version when?
>>341337690
>>341337924
She obviously got a baby, anon. Those are milky tits.
>All that technology
>All these mechanics
>The sheer scale
>The combat
This is Zelda + Dragon's Dogma + The Witcher + Dark Souls
>>341337954
dumping more mommies
>>341337963
>hitomi tanaka
Literally the worst and most entry-level jav
>>341337881
Nah she said next year
fucking NX
How much long is this going on?I can't stop watching
Isn't this exactly how the rise and fall of Alison Rapp went?
Appeared on a Treehouse stream, people thought she was cute, and then she was a real piece of shit at PR before being exposed as a call girl?
THAT FUCKING TRICK SHOT! SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM QUICK!
BASED MEGA MILK
>>341338096
Now i have an excuse to buy a Wii U
>>341337765
so far the world looks absolutely dead and the hotspots with actual stuff to do are way spread out
>>341337881
"Wii U and the NX next year"
>it's just 5% of the map
i swear it's like watching FFXV fags all over again, why are you idiot so guillible?
>>341338113
Dont forget +Snake Eater+MGSV+Sotc
Well, /v/? Do you feel like you've been made to understand yet?
Is this the real life?
>you will be able to unlock the hairstyles of previous Links
>>341338178
Alison was always annoying as fuck though
What do you think the hairstyle implies?
Customizable male link? Or female link?
>>341338178
No, Alison got fired because she has no idea what professional and private mean.
>>341338129
There's nothing wrong with entry level but she's just straight up ugly.
so is the game so fucking empty because it's still in development? seems like they're still adding shrines to the game
>next year
Just fucking announce Spaceworld 2016 already goddamn.
Can't wait to see how beautiful this game will look on NX.
>>341338129
Then give me another with breasts as big or even bigger than her.Please.
Please tell me someone made a webm of that sick combo kill with the Guardian
>>341338053
That gross bitch is so mad jelly of megamilk.
You can see the envy and hate in her eyes when she looks at her.
>>341338282
you said this last thread, like the exact way but with a different pic
>>341338053
A dying race can't be perfect.
>>341338096
Are you too retarded to use paint properly ?
>>341338282
Because we want to believe.
>can't rewind the stream to the beginning
FUCK
>>341338053
Why those porn gloves?!1
>>341338178
>she was a real piece of shit at PR
when?
>>341338403
>with breasts as big or even bigger than her.
I can't because I don't have shit taste for obnoxiously gross boobs.
>>341337765
Is this gods reward for us cause we won´t chase bitches?
>>341338336
It implies you can get hats/helmets (as seen with the full armor).
>>341337489
I want her to strip me naked and spank me while she makes me call her "mommy"
>This might actually mean something again a few years from now
>>341338237
>>341338178
nig, audrey has been on treehouse streams for a couple years now. She is way more well known that allison rapp
>>341338336
You can already customize the clothes of Link.
I'm not surprised you can change his hair too.
if anyone wants more audrey, i'm collecting as many audrey images as possible. 40 audreys in my audrey folder so far.. some duplicates in there. i'll add more images and another zip later
https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
help yourselves, and enjoy, my fellow /v/irgins~
though sadly another anon has 89-ish images. oh well~
>>341338514
Fatal Frame's "spoopy" trailer, which was all her.
>>341338282
They literally SHOWN the ingame map of the area they've been exploring relative to the total map.
>>341338113
Plus MGS5.
Can't forget the doge and the stealth.
>>341338178
Audrey's not new
>>341338282
>no one responded to me
>better make a new post
>>341338237
She wants the NX
Bill has said that there are no towns/npcs in the E3 demo as to not spoil the story.
Pretty sure the world will have multiple towns scattered all over.
Quick, if you could give one nintendo franchise a game with this level of everything, which?
>>341338372
Demo version is different.
>>341338487
>not watching on Youtube
wew
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
DONT FORGET
>TFW you don't own a Wii U
>>341337939
Holy shit that's Audrey? I thought it was a completely different girl.
>>341338305
God i want to fuck twink link so bad.
>that feminine body
>that hair
>that bulge
i blame /v/ for making me gay.
>>341338164
6 hours.
>>341338096
>everyone not replying
>>341338129
>>341338541
>>341338363
dont say that
POST GIF AND WEBM
>>341338541
Well then don't fucking talk like you do.
I only fap to her because of her huge breasts and I can't find any other porn actress of her scale.
>>341338739
You can get it on NX when it comes out.
>>341338036
This is going to be a BEAUTIFUL fucking way to quickly get across the map. Just hop on before it goes.
>>341338541
Low test faggot get out, get >>>/fit/
Voting is almost closed
Who are you picking?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10449676/
>>341338725
Metroid.
>>341338725
Metoroido. It deserves it after Other M and FF.
>>341338739
NX
>>341338736
Alison Rapp
>>341338062
>5 hours in the plateau
>nothingness
Besides, you need some open areas to take a breath. If the game is laid out like Xenoblade then its safe to say that Nintendo is the only developer doing open world scale right.
>>341338739
Is it confirmed this is coming to NX?
I hope the wii u gets dirt cheap.
is Audrey wearing blue contacts?
Considering that the Nintendo employees browse /v/, how much roleplaying or comment reading are her and her husband going to do tonight based on the threads?
>Oh, they say they want to slap your tits with their dicks? Well, I'm the one who does that so here it goes
>They also said that they want to fuck you doggy while your tits hang? Well, then doggy it is, get on all fours bitch
>>341338127
>>341338630
but it wasn't bad, GG just decided "spoopy" was worthy of a fatwa because she used it and was a girl and really that's the only thing they ever pointed to hate her.
>>341338643
Legend of Zelda: Jet Set Radio
>>341337690
Anyone know any pornstars that resemble Audrey?
Someone make a webm. of how he killed the guardian please. I need it.
>>341338336
His hair might change based on what head piece you have equipped.
>>341338739
Why would you want a Wii U when Zelda is going to be a simultaneous release with the superior NX version?
>>341338739
>tfw you own a wiiu and still play it
>>341338717
There was an area they ran past that was large open area that was stone paved. I assume this would be where a town would normally be.
>>341338784But that's an anti-Trump anomalous fag or some shit.
If someone could make a webm out of glider to snowboard to gliding with snowboard I would be very happy
>>341338643
>>341338747
She went from ugly blonde to amazing brazzers porn star
>>341338739
time to shoplift one then
are more nintendo games being revealed tomorrow? Or is it zelda the next couple days? I love what I've seen, but I'd like to know this isn't the only thing Nintendo has for the next year.
>>341338851
It's sonic 06 all over again
>>341338889
>Low test
HT is gross, I can't be doin with chariots.
>>341338850
Are there any leaks/rumors about if the NX will be backwards compatible with WiiU games? I imagine it would be, but you'd need a WiiU controller to do it.
>>341338643
SEE DEVS THERE'S OTHER WAY TO MOVE THAN INVINCIROLLS
>>341338730
I was! It doesn't take me to the beginnig.
>>341338725
want competent nintendo on Metroid.
>>341338736
I went with Link, because he can get nacked and hcange his hairstyle and I can't pick only one treehouse.
>>341338725
Metroid easily
>>341338036
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>341338940
>husband isn't black
don't wanna imagine this
>>341338949
DELETE
>>341338725
F-zero
Travel through the galaxy punching bad guys and thec compete in races
Aubrey is my favorite mask too
>>341338725
Metroid
>>341338062
Well I think the lands that just appear to go outside the map's borders will probably have some impassable terrain well short of what's actually shown, TES.
>>341338725
Metroid. I want it 2d, I want it Super Metroid atmosphere/music level of greatness, and I want it now.
>>341338739
>TFW one game has single handedly sold you on a NX
I'm only worried about difficulty. But seeing as you can make this game as difficult as you want this might not be that much of a problem. I'm just hoping the difficulty curve picks up after the first area. Not just for mini bosses like the guardians, but for enemy camps aswell.
>>341338439
the thread was over and i thought everyone already jumped ship, i used a different pic because 4chan doesn't let you post the same pic twice
sorry
>dont want to spoil any more of the game
>but also dont want to miss a second of this
What do i do?
>>341338725
Zelda.Again
>>341339076
kek
http://www.strawpoll.me/10485663
>>341339164
>>341339183
too bad, federation force for your birthday Samus-san
>>341338725
Pokémon.
http://nintendo.e3press.com/
do we have login data yet?
>>341338949
I'm still waiting for the memes
SHIT, that scared me
>>341339219
*TES style
Chiko!
>>341337489
>fake tits
>jew nose
>mannish face
Why do you faggots like Audrey again?
C H I K O
H
I
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>>341339071
As far as I know it's only announced releases and Zelda from here on out. They told us there wouldn't be anything much at E3 and the NX announcement would come later.
CHIKO BACK
>>341338932
Yeah, it's confirmed for NX too.
BRING BACK COW TITS
>>341338643
is this real? lmao
>>341338736
>Kendra is on
>No Audrey
why?
THIS IS THE LINE TO PLAY ZELDA U!
>>341337489
Who's this gazonga gargant?
>Chiko back on the sticks
wew
DOES SOMEONE KEEP A LIST OF ALL THE TECHNOLOGY?
THERE WAS SO FUCKING MUCH
>you will never change femlink's hairstyle
>you will never take femlink's clothes off and make her shiver
>you will never fap to femlink's cute toes
this would've been the perfect game to add femlink, but they fucking blew it
THE DESTROYER RETURNS
>>341339090
if speedruns are even half as good as sonic 06 runs then this is already GOTY
>YFW the remains of all the Guardians you killed start combining with each other to form a Colossus
big shrines confirmed
what time does this end?
>>341339417
for all those reasons
Any updates on the guy trying to rip a copy of the Zelda demo?
>>341339219
>>341338921
I think they're just doing an exceptionally good job of disguising backtracking and switchbacks between areas with terrain blocking the view of the temple of time. They cut away and set up to show you hunting instead of just passing the controller and doing hunting stuff seamlessly.
I'm not saying any of this is bad. But an area as big as we've been shown + all the shrines + all the dungeons is gonna be a hell of a big map.
THIS AIN'T A SHRINE, IS A DUNGEON!
Chiko and Bill are the best players to watch, unarguable.
>I dont like those
>Yeah, they're called DANGERS
ahuehuehuehue
>>341339471
yes
>>341339347
Nintendo
ZeldaE32016
If it's wrong just try different combinations of the of Zelda E3 and 2016. It's case sensitive.
>>341339493
>>341339493
C U T E
U
T
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>>341339347
I think it was:
Username: Nintendo
Password: ZeldaE32016
>>341338412
No you can't stop projecting for every girl that's near here
>>341338541
lol virgin
>>341338901
>Callie winning
what happend, normaly the Squid Sister of all things Smug would win.
SILICON IS LITERAL WIZARDRY
BASED FUCKING CHIKO
>1 and a half hearts from a hazard
nice
>>341339293
Just watch it, you will forget everything in a year
"If I don't like it, I just remove it"
- Nintendo Treehouse
>>341339515
Is that the queue to try the Zelda?
>just remove the challenge
i dunno...
>>341339561
Just pretend that Link is a flat chested girls
>>341339515
>dedicate your entire showfloor to Zelda demos
>still have a long-ass line
Goddamn.
>>341339649
He was taken to a room backstage and Reggie is trying to find the SD card doing an exhaustive cavity search
>chico can't figure out how to ride the clock
If this bitch can't kill shit, she is useless.
>if i don't like it, I just remove it
SSS philosophy.
>>341339719
>first easy puzzle to ease you in
>she's already stuck
Why do tards keep spamming Melee HD in the chat
Did I miss something
Chiko is terrible at solving this puzzle
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
>aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>341338851
This game's special abilities look like they have all the fun of glitching your way through everything... but not glitches at all. And sequence breaking out the wazoo. If I didn't know better I'd say they were watching speedruns for inspiration.
>>341339843
>ride the clock
>l
>those gears
PERDO SPOT INCOMING
>>341339884
>reading twitch chat
cesspool of mouthbreathers
>>341339841
HHAHAHAHA RIP
>>341339649
Likely in cuffs.
if this bitch screeches one more time
REMOVE CHINK
>>341339873
RIP
F
>Ragdoll death
That was uh...bad
God dammit Chico
someone send a cum tribute to audrey already please!!~~~
hahahah Link's death pose
>remove dangers
>still die
savage banter
ded
>link's crumpled corpse
jeez
>That ragdoll Link corpse
kek
>>341339884
Because Melee HD needs to happen.
>>341339754
I miss them at IGN. Everything went downhill when they left
Chiko is my waifu!
>link's lifeless body twists and contorts as it rolls down the slope
nice
GAME OVER
WHAT HAPPENED TO AONUMA IS LIKE HE IS A COMPLETE DIFFERENT PERSON DESIGNING GAMES
>>341339947
>infinite sword glitch huh
>what if we just
>added that
>>341338905
>>341338913
>>341339164
>Zelda stole Metroid's role as Nintendo's nonlinear exploration-based action game
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>341340028
>that hair
does she live in a trailerpark?
>>341339956
BUT FIRST
>women
This is why you don't let women present video games
>link's contorted, ruined ragdoll dead body
Every time someone dies they try hide the game over scene. What are they hiding?!
KILL THE BABIES CHICO
KILL THEM ALL
>Chiko takes the spiky balls out just to jump to her death
>>341340028
why am I always so attracted to 5/10 grills
>>341340028
Chiko is hilarious I love her
audrey is the best girlnot this one though, she's too 3d. still cute though
Chiko for smash
time will run out before she solves the second shrine
calling it now
>>341340062
This pls
Oh god this game looks so hilariously bad.
>>341339884
Smashfags are already the Bronies of video games, Meleefags just take it a step further
Damage isn't locked to just one heart regardless of height.
I'm impressed.
>chinese woman talking about killing babies
pottery
chiko loves her family :3
I want chiko to be my mommy
CHIKO IS SO CUTE I CAN'T HANDLE IT
REMOVE CHICO
REMOVE CHICO
REMOVE CHICO
Did I see a bulge when link died?
GET BILL BACK ON THE CONTROLLER
Might as well get DSP to play it
transplant chico's personality into audrey's body and we have the perfect woman
>that damage control about fuckin nothing
KILL THE BABIES!
JUST FUCKING KILL ME.
>>341340236
She's easily a 7.
time is running out
