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We want best girl edition
UPDATE: Audrey is gone for now, pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>No music during the wait time
Fucking amerikeks
D-Did she say "next next year"? Or was she just stuttering?
My dick
is so fucking hard
Like you can't comprehend how hard it is
No female made my dick so hard
What the fuck
NINTENDO WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
It's pretty amazing it's been this long and I'm only lost a little interest.
>all those deliciously thicc booth girls sporting links outfit
hnghh
>>341337690
they're implants
she's gross
Theresa is true best girl
>>341337489
Was Audrey blonde on previous streams?
Any drawfags in here?
Draw Audrey as nintendo's best mommies
i can only masterbate to hitomi tanaka's boobs, sorry
For the first time, in a very long time. I am uncomfortably excited for a video game, and this isn't even the final version.
FUCKING THREADS GOING BY TOO FAST GODDAMN IT
IT'S SO FUCKING GOODBUTTHEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOW US A FUCKING DUNGEON, ARE THEY?
WHY WON'T THEY JUST GIVE US A TINY PEAK IN, SHOW THEM FIGHTING SOME SUPER HARD ENEMIES BEFORE GETTING WRECKED, AND I'LL BE HAPPY
I SWEAR, I WON'T ASK FOR ANY MORE, JUST SHOW ME SOME SUPER DIFFICULT DUNGEON ENEMIES FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP NINTENDO
>>341337881
stutter.
March '17
ALL THAT TECHNOLOGY
>Best girl
>Audrey
Perfection coming through...
>>341337765
>This can't be real. Seriously, wake me up. What is the catch, what is bad stuff that is going to taint this? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
The catch I'm guessing is the world won't be nearly as big as it appears when we're watching them backtrack over the plateau. That's the only nagging thought I've had out of ALL of it. Everything else looks great.
And fuck huge open worlds filled with nothingness anyway
SMOKING SICK SLICK GLIDE SNOWBOARDING
PC version when?
>>341337690
>>341337924
She obviously got a baby, anon. Those are milky tits.
>All that technology
>All these mechanics
>The sheer scale
>The combat
This is Zelda + Dragon's Dogma + The Witcher + Dark Souls
>>341337954
dumping more mommies
>>341337963
>hitomi tanaka
Literally the worst and most entry-level jav
>>341337881
Nah she said next year
fucking NX
How much long is this going on?I can't stop watching
Isn't this exactly how the rise and fall of Alison Rapp went?
Appeared on a Treehouse stream, people thought she was cute, and then she was a real piece of shit at PR before being exposed as a call girl?
THAT FUCKING TRICK SHOT! SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM QUICK!
BASED MEGA MILK
>>341338096
Now i have an excuse to buy a Wii U
>>341337765
so far the world looks absolutely dead and the hotspots with actual stuff to do are way spread out
>>341337881
"Wii U and the NX next year"
>it's just 5% of the map
i swear it's like watching FFXV fags all over again, why are you idiot so guillible?
>>341338113
Dont forget +Snake Eater+MGSV+Sotc
Well, /v/? Do you feel like you've been made to understand yet?
Is this the real life?
>you will be able to unlock the hairstyles of previous Links
>>341338178
Alison was always annoying as fuck though
What do you think the hairstyle implies?
Customizable male link? Or female link?
>>341338178
No, Alison got fired because she has no idea what professional and private mean.
>>341338129
There's nothing wrong with entry level but she's just straight up ugly.
so is the game so fucking empty because it's still in development? seems like they're still adding shrines to the game
>next year
Just fucking announce Spaceworld 2016 already goddamn.
Can't wait to see how beautiful this game will look on NX.
>>341338129
Then give me another with breasts as big or even bigger than her.Please.
Please tell me someone made a webm of that sick combo kill with the Guardian
>>341338053
That gross bitch is so mad jelly of megamilk.
You can see the envy and hate in her eyes when she looks at her.
>>341338282
you said this last thread, like the exact way but with a different pic
>>341338053
A dying race can't be perfect.
>>341338096
Are you too retarded to use paint properly ?
>>341338282
Because we want to believe.
>can't rewind the stream to the beginning
FUCK
>>341338053
Why those porn gloves?!1
>>341338178
>she was a real piece of shit at PR
when?
>>341338403
>with breasts as big or even bigger than her.
I can't because I don't have shit taste for obnoxiously gross boobs.
>>341337765
Is this gods reward for us cause we won´t chase bitches?
>>341338336
It implies you can get hats/helmets (as seen with the full armor).
>>341337489
I want her to strip me naked and spank me while she makes me call her "mommy"
>This might actually mean something again a few years from now
>>341338178
nig, audrey has been on treehouse streams for a couple years now. She is way more well known that allison rapp
>>341338336
You can already customize the clothes of Link.
I'm not surprised you can change his hair too.
if anyone wants more audrey, i'm collecting as many audrey images as possible. 40 audreys in my audrey folder so far.. some duplicates in there. i'll add more images and another zip later
https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
help yourselves, and enjoy, my fellow /v/irgins~
though sadly another anon has 89-ish images. oh well~
>>341338514
Fatal Frame's "spoopy" trailer, which was all her.
>>341338282
They literally SHOWN the ingame map of the area they've been exploring relative to the total map.
>>341338113
Plus MGS5.
Can't forget the doge and the stealth.
>>341338178
Audrey's not new
>>341338282
>no one responded to me
>better make a new post
>>341338237
She wants the NX
Bill has said that there are no towns/npcs in the E3 demo as to not spoil the story.
Pretty sure the world will have multiple towns scattered all over.
Quick, if you could give one nintendo franchise a game with this level of everything, which?
>>341338372
Demo version is different.
>>341338487
>not watching on Youtube
wew
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
DONT FORGET
>TFW you don't own a Wii U
>>341337939
Holy shit that's Audrey? I thought it was a completely different girl.
>>341338305
God i want to fuck twink link so bad.
>that feminine body
>that hair
>that bulge
i blame /v/ for making me gay.
>>341338164
6 hours.
>>341338096
>everyone not replying
>>341338129
>>341338541
>>341338363
dont say that
POST GIF AND WEBM
>>341338541
Well then don't fucking talk like you do.
I only fap to her because of her huge breasts and I can't find any other porn actress of her scale.
>>341338739
You can get it on NX when it comes out.
>>341338036
This is going to be a BEAUTIFUL fucking way to quickly get across the map. Just hop on before it goes.
>>341338541
Low test faggot get out, get >>>/fit/
Voting is almost closed
Who are you picking?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10449676/
>>341338725
Metroid.
>>341338725
Metoroido. It deserves it after Other M and FF.
>>341338739
NX
>>341338736
Alison Rapp
>>341338062
>5 hours in the plateau
>nothingness
Besides, you need some open areas to take a breath. If the game is laid out like Xenoblade then its safe to say that Nintendo is the only developer doing open world scale right.
>>341338739
Is it confirmed this is coming to NX?
I hope the wii u gets dirt cheap.
is Audrey wearing blue contacts?
Considering that the Nintendo employees browse /v/, how much roleplaying or comment reading are her and her husband going to do tonight based on the threads?
>Oh, they say they want to slap your tits with their dicks? Well, I'm the one who does that so here it goes
>They also said that they want to fuck you doggy while your tits hang? Well, then doggy it is, get on all fours bitch
>>341338630
but it wasn't bad, GG just decided "spoopy" was worthy of a fatwa because she used it and was a girl and really that's the only thing they ever pointed to hate her.
>>341338643
Legend of Zelda: Jet Set Radio
>>341337690
Anyone know any pornstars that resemble Audrey?
Someone make a webm. of how he killed the guardian please. I need it.
>>341338336
His hair might change based on what head piece you have equipped.
>>341338739
Why would you want a Wii U when Zelda is going to be a simultaneous release with the superior NX version?
>>341338739
>tfw you own a wiiu and still play it
>>341338717
There was an area they ran past that was large open area that was stone paved. I assume this would be where a town would normally be.
>>341338784But that's an anti-Trump anomalous fag or some shit.
If someone could make a webm out of glider to snowboard to gliding with snowboard I would be very happy
>>341338747
She went from ugly blonde to amazing brazzers porn star
>>341338739
time to shoplift one then
are more nintendo games being revealed tomorrow? Or is it zelda the next couple days? I love what I've seen, but I'd like to know this isn't the only thing Nintendo has for the next year.
>>341338851
It's sonic 06 all over again
>>341338889
>Low test
HT is gross, I can't be doin with chariots.
>>341338850
Are there any leaks/rumors about if the NX will be backwards compatible with WiiU games? I imagine it would be, but you'd need a WiiU controller to do it.
>>341338643
SEE DEVS THERE'S OTHER WAY TO MOVE THAN INVINCIROLLS
>>341338730
I was! It doesn't take me to the beginnig.
>>341338725
want competent nintendo on Metroid.
>>341338736
I went with Link, because he can get nacked and hcange his hairstyle and I can't pick only one treehouse.
>>341338725
Metroid easily
>>341338036
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>341338940
>husband isn't black
don't wanna imagine this
>>341338949
DELETE
>>341338725
F-zero
Travel through the galaxy punching bad guys and thec compete in races
Aubrey is my favorite mask too
>>341338725
Metroid
>>341338062
Well I think the lands that just appear to go outside the map's borders will probably have some impassable terrain well short of what's actually shown, TES.
>>341338725
Metroid. I want it 2d, I want it Super Metroid atmosphere/music level of greatness, and I want it now.
>>341338739
>TFW one game has single handedly sold you on a NX
I'm only worried about difficulty. But seeing as you can make this game as difficult as you want this might not be that much of a problem. I'm just hoping the difficulty curve picks up after the first area. Not just for mini bosses like the guardians, but for enemy camps aswell.
>>341338439
the thread was over and i thought everyone already jumped ship, i used a different pic because 4chan doesn't let you post the same pic twice
sorry
>dont want to spoil any more of the game
>but also dont want to miss a second of this
What do i do?
>>341338725
Zelda.Again
>>341339076
kek
http://www.strawpoll.me/10485663
>>341339164
>>341339183
too bad, federation force for your birthday Samus-san
>>341338725
Pokémon.
http://nintendo.e3press.com/
do we have login data yet?
>>341338949
I'm still waiting for the memes
SHIT, that scared me
>>341339219
*TES style
Chiko!
>>341337489
>fake tits
>jew nose
>mannish face
Why do you faggots like Audrey again?
C H I K O
H
I
K
O
>>341339071
As far as I know it's only announced releases and Zelda from here on out. They told us there wouldn't be anything much at E3 and the NX announcement would come later.
CHIKO BACK
>>341338932
Yeah, it's confirmed for NX too.
BRING BACK COW TITS
>>341338643
is this real? lmao
>Kendra is on
>No Audrey
why?
THIS IS THE LINE TO PLAY ZELDA U!
>>341337489
Who's this gazonga gargant?
>Chiko back on the sticks
wew
DOES SOMEONE KEEP A LIST OF ALL THE TECHNOLOGY?
THERE WAS SO FUCKING MUCH
>you will never change femlink's hairstyle
>you will never take femlink's clothes off and make her shiver
>you will never fap to femlink's cute toes
this would've been the perfect game to add femlink, but they fucking blew it
THE DESTROYER RETURNS
>>341339090
if speedruns are even half as good as sonic 06 runs then this is already GOTY
>YFW the remains of all the Guardians you killed start combining with each other to form a Colossus
big shrines confirmed
what time does this end?
>>341339417
for all those reasons
Any updates on the guy trying to rip a copy of the Zelda demo?
>>341339219
>>341338921
I think they're just doing an exceptionally good job of disguising backtracking and switchbacks between areas with terrain blocking the view of the temple of time. They cut away and set up to show you hunting instead of just passing the controller and doing hunting stuff seamlessly.
I'm not saying any of this is bad. But an area as big as we've been shown + all the shrines + all the dungeons is gonna be a hell of a big map.
THIS AIN'T A SHRINE, IS A DUNGEON!
Chiko and Bill are the best players to watch, unarguable.
>I dont like those
>Yeah, they're called DANGERS
ahuehuehuehue
>>341339471
yes
>>341339347
Nintendo
ZeldaE32016
If it's wrong just try different combinations of the of Zelda E3 and 2016. It's case sensitive.
>>341339493
C U T E
U
T
E
>>341339347
I think it was:
Username: Nintendo
Password: ZeldaE32016
>>341338412
No you can't stop projecting for every girl that's near here
>>341338541
lol virgin
>>341338901
>Callie winning
what happend, normaly the Squid Sister of all things Smug would win.
SILICON IS LITERAL WIZARDRY
BASED FUCKING CHIKO
>1 and a half hearts from a hazard
nice
>>341339293
Just watch it, you will forget everything in a year
"If I don't like it, I just remove it"
- Nintendo Treehouse
>>341339515
Is that the queue to try the Zelda?
>just remove the challenge
i dunno...
>>341339561
Just pretend that Link is a flat chested girls
>>341339515
>dedicate your entire showfloor to Zelda demos
>still have a long-ass line
Goddamn.
>>341339649
He was taken to a room backstage and Reggie is trying to find the SD card doing an exhaustive cavity search
>chico can't figure out how to ride the clock
If this bitch can't kill shit, she is useless.
>if i don't like it, I just remove it
SSS philosophy.
>first easy puzzle to ease you in
>she's already stuck
Why do tards keep spamming Melee HD in the chat
Did I miss something
Chiko is terrible at solving this puzzle
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
>aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>341338851
This game's special abilities look like they have all the fun of glitching your way through everything... but not glitches at all. And sequence breaking out the wazoo. If I didn't know better I'd say they were watching speedruns for inspiration.
>>341339843
>ride the clock
>l
>those gears
PERDO SPOT INCOMING
>>341339884
>reading twitch chat
cesspool of mouthbreathers
HHAHAHAHA RIP
>>341339649
Likely in cuffs.
if this bitch screeches one more time
REMOVE CHINK
RIP
F
>Ragdoll death
That was uh...bad
God dammit Chico
someone send a cum tribute to audrey already please!!~~~
hahahah Link's death pose
>remove dangers
>still die
savage banter
ded
>link's crumpled corpse
jeez
>That ragdoll Link corpse
kek
>>341339884
Because Melee HD needs to happen.
>>341339754
I miss them at IGN. Everything went downhill when they left
Chiko is my waifu!
>link's lifeless body twists and contorts as it rolls down the slope
nice
GAME OVER
WHAT HAPPENED TO AONUMA IS LIKE HE IS A COMPLETE DIFFERENT PERSON DESIGNING GAMES
>>341339947
>infinite sword glitch huh
>what if we just
>added that
>>341338905
>>341338913
>>341339164
>Zelda stole Metroid's role as Nintendo's nonlinear exploration-based action game
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>341340028
>that hair
does she live in a trailerpark?
>>341339956
BUT FIRST
>women
This is why you don't let women present video games
>link's contorted, ruined ragdoll dead body
Every time someone dies they try hide the game over scene. What are they hiding?!
KILL THE BABIES CHICO
KILL THEM ALL
>Chiko takes the spiky balls out just to jump to her death
>>341340028
why am I always so attracted to 5/10 grills
Chiko is hilarious I love her
audrey is the best girlnot this one though, she's too 3d. still cute though
Chiko for smash
time will run out before she solves the second shrine
calling it now
>>341340062
This pls
Oh god this game looks so hilariously bad.
>>341339884
Smashfags are already the Bronies of video games, Meleefags just take it a step further
Damage isn't locked to just one heart regardless of height.
I'm impressed.
>chinese woman talking about killing babies
pottery
chiko loves her family :3
I want chiko to be my mommy
CHIKO IS SO CUTE I CAN'T HANDLE IT
REMOVE CHICO
REMOVE CHICO
REMOVE CHICO
Did I see a bulge when link died?
GET BILL BACK ON THE CONTROLLER
Might as well get DSP to play it
transplant chico's personality into audrey's body and we have the perfect woman
>that damage control about fuckin nothing
KILL THE BABIES!
JUST FUCKING KILL ME.
>>341340236
She's easily a 7.
time is running out
>wasting this limited time slot
>>341340210
NO NEGATIVITY
ALL HAPPY RAINBOWS
NINTENDO™
Chiko is my chinese MILF waifu.
chiko come the fuck on
JUST JUMP YOU STUPID BITCH
Chiko:
+Combat
-Puzzles
>>341340324
I want Audrey and Chiko to be my lesbian mommys
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
>>341337690
id smash
I think she's used to auto jumping with link, I can't blame her
REMOVE CHICO
CHIKO A SHIT AT THIS GAME
These puzzles are so aesthetic
how can she be so bad
>>341340115
No faggot. No one cares about your dying/dead game. :3
STOP FALLING
I'm sure they put in extra time.
Get Chiko the fuck out of here
ANYONE HAVE A WEBM OF THE TRICK SHOT
WE ALL NEED IT
>>341340414
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW NINTENDO!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
Somone pls make webm of Link's ragdoll death.
BRING HER BACK
I thought she said tits of her own rather than kids of her own at first.
wew, would of been an interesting response to the Audrey posting
REARY REARY
>REARY REARY
REARY REARY
>REARY REARY
>>341340387
For /v/ everything is a solid 7
Where Chiko excels in murders, she lacks in the platforming puzzles.
YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH CHIKO AND A KNIFE. SHE GETS TO IT FIRST. WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>341340562
here you go
>>341338725
Kid Icarus, I want Uprising but more and better, especially the online mode which was fun as fuck but has a lot of room for improvement
Has the dumb bitch ever played zelda before? Has she ever played a fucking game before? Jesus fucking christ
Thank fuck. I wasn't sure she had it in her.
>>341340473
Yeah I feel like it's gonna take some getting used to.
>>341337489
Honestly, has anyone already fapped since the presentation started?
I fapped twice. The combination of Zelda awesomeness and those fucking mega milk tits is just incredible.
I guess There was never a day this many Nintendo fans fapped.
>>341339681
IT WAS JUST A SHRINE!
>>341340641
Attempt to kiss her.
>>341340607
Dumping children in the trash isn't being good at murder.
>>341340575
I can't deal with this
>Ganon
>not Ganondorf
>>341340575
What are the purpose of those gloves?
>>341340641
Place a box in front of us, she'll never figure it out.
>>341337963
shit taste
>>341340641
Wait for her to fall on it as she goes to stab me.
>>341340575
AUDREY PLEASE
MY SEMEN NEEDS TIME TO RECHARGE
So shrines are basically just really short one-main challenge things?
meh
>>341340641
Chiko is a romantic, so hug her?
Read that guy's name as Calm Yugioh.
>Aonuma couldn't make the game actually difficult
>decides to make it look like it is by making a dumb chink mom play it
>>341340652
NICE THANKS ANON
>>341340716
Twice here too. Third of the day.
Aonuma said that there was one person on the team that was really good at the game, so he'd go to him for gameplay footage and stuff. Hopefully he watches people like that instead of people like this when designing the difficulty of stuff.
>>341340575
>literally 0 jiggle
>>341340503
>>341340484
Chiko was pretty good actually. At least in the initial area she killed anything that move and she is the one owning the enemies here >>341338643
>>341340575
any pornstars that look like her?
>>341340652
YES YES YES YES YES
GANON CONFIRMED
>>341340716
>pic
totally not ganondorf
>>341340641
Offer to eat her out. Clearly I'm not going to win against that murder machine.
>>341340754
>not gannon
>>341340641
Wait for her t accidentally stab herself
>>341338549
someone shop this icon onto tits mcgee
>>341340575
Check gamepad
literally fakeplaying
while chubing into my heart
>>341339573
There was a giant fucking skeleton on the reveal trailer.
There's probably some kind of giant sandworm on the dessert.
>You died once, and you FAILED a couple times
>>341340770
Hiding tattoos
But what was the ability??!?!?!?!!
>>341340894
It's the King of Hyrule after WW.
>>341340754
They're obviously trying to stand aloof from this whole -Dorf thing and other shit from older Zeldas.
>>341340875
Bailey Jay
>>341340716
twice as well, megamilk is too much
>>341337690
Can someone please tell me where Audrey appears in the stream? I can't find her. :(
>>341340652
JUST
>>341340875
Nekane
>>341340894
>Ganondorf
>the mentor character
Mite b cool
>>341340965
>tattoos
Dropp´d
>>341340842
Aonuma has always been shit at designing puzzles. He just needs to stop and stick to the world design and combat.
>>341340770
Sexy handjobsfor her husband
>>341340626
Who is this cutie? Why does nintendo have so many cuties?
>>341340875
Homofags leave
>>341340626
its the gray shirt under the blue t shirt
>Gamepad play confirmed
MAX COMFY
>>341340770
not getting her fingers dirty after jerking you off
>>341340967
There wasn't one, there's loads of shrines and only the first few give you abilities and then the rest build on them.
That shrine was a stasis shrine but I feel like you could probably do it without it if you wanted.
>>341341101
Oh yeah Nekane is god tier.
not trying to be a racist and say all dirty chinks rook same or anything but Chiko reminds me of Jackie Chan except a Jackie Chan i want to be my mommy
>>341340575
>tfw she will never jerk you off into one of her arm socks and call you a good boy
>>341340652
What the fuck have you done with Link, Blond Dante?
>>341340652
https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0?t=63
>>341337954
>>341338127
>>341338547
>>341340324
>>341340462
My niggasWe're fucked up.
>silver haired slut wants to outdo chico
NO ONE CARES WHORE
All I want is a webm of Link blowing himself and falling down that hill when will the previous parts be uploaded
>>341339568
>someone that knows the glory of sonic 06 runs
its so good famm
>>341340770
Jerk you offlike this
>>341341104
You know it's much more likely that he is getting you to do the stuff so he can get the triforce of power again or something.
That's if it is him.
>Stasis to win: the puzzles
WOOOOOW
Shrines are the new tear collecting and there's a 100 of them.
GOOGLE: BRIDGETTE B
>>341341002
Too toasted
>>341338036
>stop time
Please let this be an actual thing.
Is just me or that Shrines mini dungeons feels a bit like portal 2 puzzle maps?
I'm really not liking the cooldown on the items, what's the point?
Blast from the past.
>>341341032
>this disgusting /b/ tier shit taste in traps
Fuck off, please. This thing is a monster.
>>341340716
I've already finished 3 times, Audrey is seriously amazing. Such a tight shirt too..Mmmm
>you will be able to do this
POST YFWI need reaction images.
>>341338096
>>341338784
mate im getting this for nx
>>341341380
Likely to prevent exploits.
Or, y'know, spamming.
GUYS
ALL THESE MECHANICS
ALL THIS FREEDOM TO APPROACH COMBAT
AND THEY HAVEN'T SHOWN A SINGLE DUNGEON BOSS
WHAT THE FUCK WILL GANON BE LIKE?
>>341341380
They're OP as fuck, plus it's to encourage fast players to work through the shrines using multiple Runes.
>>341341380
To stop you from using stasis to make every fight easy as piss
>>341341435
That thing is hot.
>>341339947
>yfw you realize this will be a viable strategy now
>>341341380
You get unlimited bombs. You have to have some type of nerf.
>>341341340
>Bimbo
>>341341417
We're going to have to have a 2016 version of this with Chiko and Theresa.
>>341341358
Yep getting that vibe. Especially the black walls no portals no climbing.
Did you hear that!?
>>341341417
E3 2016 Audrey best Audrey
>>341341287
Imagineyou naked on the couch her sitting next to you, jerking you while you play the new zelda
>>341341417
I miss blonde Audrey
Kendra masterrace
>>341341489
If it doesn't instantly ragdoll you this would be a sick speedrun strat
>>341341489
>put a boulder in stasis
>hit it multiple times
>time the time resume
>jump onto it with your shield
>launch yourself to the end of the world
>>341337489
Am I to understand that Nintendo presentation was literally a couch stream of one game in development and that as a result they have won all of E3?
Kindra seems like she'd be the most fun person to hang a play Zelda with irl.
I bet it would be fun watching her model her cosplay stuff too
IS IT JUST ME
OR IS THE FONT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>341341559
Oh fuck I didn't even realize that gif is literally going to be possible.
>>341339020
I own a Wii Ubut haven't touched it since 100%ing Xenoblade X, I just don't give a fuck about Mario and Star Fox and literally nothing else came out since and will come out until Zelda, feels bad man
>>341340875
daphne rosen sort of does
>>341341730
yup
The stream have been running for quite some time now. 5-6 hours Zelda gameplay? Are they gonna show the entire game or what?
CHIKO EYES
>>341341730
They won it because of Audrey and her hypnotising breasts
>>341340652
less chugging but more unnecessary slowfall
>>341341730
that's how bad this year's E3 was
TERROR LEVEL: HIGH
Pass the controller, chikro
>>341341234
YOU GAVE A MAN HIS FREEDOM
LINK IS NO LONGER BOUND BY THE FATE OF THE TRIFORCE.
AND AS A FREE MAN HE DEMANDED
THAT SHIT MUST GET CRAZY
>>341341287
does that mean she has a dick?
wagglan games
>>341341840
They haven't even shown 2% of the content.
>Gaiant Hammur!
>Wif Meturrrr!
Shes cute
>outright lying to give your idiocy more crediblity
>Do you think there is a secret door underneath?
>Chico runs right past doesn't give it a second thought
>>341341840
>Entire game
Nigga this is like 3% of the game.
>>341341704
This was the only fun thing in Sonic 06.
More Audrey when, I need to sleep.
>>341341786
The UI design is really fucking nice.
>>341341528
>>341341503
>>341341575
I hadn't thought of them being used in battle, that I can understand.
As long as >>341341510 is right and you can use a different rune instead of waiting to complete a puzzle then I'm cool
I think the NX is a handheld.
The Sheikah Slate looks like a Wii U gamepad for a reason.
>>341341693
Who is this boy?
What else other than Zelda did Nintendo show?
Those gear reminds me of Lana's portal weapon
So how do you think the Master Sword moved from Ganons Skull to wherever it is now?
>>341341417
The cute eleven with a white shirt and short hair is the best
END THIS ALREADY
I WANT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND I CAN'T STOP WATCH THE STREAM
>>341341287
H-HAYAI
>>341341730
Still beats moviegames and VR tbqh.
>>341341819
I assume Splatoon or Bayonetta 1+2 doesn't interest you either? Those two are pretty solid too, though Splatoon MP isn't as active now as before of course.
>>341341340
>BRIDGETTE B
>tanned and blonde
I can't work with this YO!!!
Close resemblance tho.
>>341342016
Well anon...
this shrine is as big as some entire dungeons of past games
Holy shit this shrine is long.
I just want to see some high level combat though now and I'll be 100% satisfied.
>>341342012
That look of pure fuck you. Delicious.
I like the touch.
>>341338096
>not calling her mega milk
it is as if you don't want replies at all
>>341342043
The shrine in the Lost Woods was built around Ganon's body.
>thinks arrows + fire is a new thing
Who is this dumb bitch?
>>341338053
whats her name
>>341341730
nintendo hasnt won, sony did
nintendo is just making you watch due to those amazing tits
>>341341819
>100%ing Xenoblade X
Respect anon, I still need to get back into it.Is there any was to make Elma take advantage of her skills to abuse overdrive the same way you can, or are the CPU characters doomed to mediocrity?
>that tower of the gods inspired music
>>341342043
>implying it takes place after WW
>implying it doesn't take place after Zelda 2
>>341342145
Thank you kind anon
these puzzles look fun.
>>341341996
Waifu salvation
That puzzle was metal as fuck!
>>341342145
Like something out of Garrys Mod
>>341341287
>jerking hands
Hopefully emu tech advances to where I can actually play this at some point.
>>341340754
>>341340908
>>341341013
Ganon is the pig demon manifestation of evil
Ganondorf is the Gerudo manifestation who releases Ganon from banishment
Everyone in the universe knows who Ganon is, he's the evil that the Hero defeated
Whenever Ganondorf shows up he's just some gerudo dude
My food is in the oven. The timer's beeping. I smell burning. But this game won't stop being everything I want and there's still more to watch.
all those physics engine showcase.
>>341341795
Is there an official Nintendo E3 account, I must ask if this is going to be possible.
>>341342260
The only place it can take place is after Wind Waker, there's no reason for Koroks to be around otherwise.
>>341342145
>rolling off the cliff make you loose more health
>enough energy to move the object faster than light
STATIS BEST MECHANIC
>STATIS BEST MECHANIC
STATIS BEST MECHANIC
>STATIS BEST MECHANIC
STATIS BEST MECHANIC
>STATIS BEST MECHANIC
STATIS BEST MECHANIC
>STATIS BEST MECHANIC
STATIS BEST MECHANIC
>STATIS BEST MECHANIC
>>341342145
>taking damage as you tumble about
This game
ZA WARUDO
>>341341730
Nintendo's stream has been pretty comfy, but don't pretend like they won. Microsoft are making some really good decisions concerning their hardware and games, and Sony's conference was nothing but games, and then even more games after it ended.
>literally all the puzzles use stasis
they must have picked these extra shrines based on the fact that they only use stasis and don't show off new powers
>ROCKET SLED
LET KENDRA PLAY
>>341342441
If only it can be used for combat
>>341342145
YESSSS.
>>341342318
DELETE THIS
fucking launched
I love that all these physics puzzles apply to Link too
>>341342231
>kills GOW, RE, and spits in the face of Crash fans
>"won"
>>341341489
>Hookshot
>Actual hanging and momentum conservation mechanics
MUH DI-
>STASIS BOULDER
>STACK LIFTOFF STRENGTH
>HOOKSHOT TO IT
>BOULDER RELEASES
>YOU LIFTOFF WITH IT
>LET GO OF THE BOULDER
>PULL OUT GLIDER
>GLIDING THROUGH HYRULE AT THE SPEED OF FAST
MUH
MUH
MUUUHHHH DICK
Too bad it probably wont have momentum conservation, or even change the angle of your glide to gain height at the cost of speed or dive for more speed
>puzzles revolving around stopping time and punching velocity into shit
>>341342239
Watch Zipzo videos on youtube. He makes even people like Irina and Hope do big damage. Look for his "Mira's Angels" videos.
>>341342405
Well, anon. The reason the Koroks are there is becausethe Zelda timeline is half-assed and barely makes sense, Nintendo only make it to make fans shut the fuck up.
>wolf link amiibo gives you wolf link companion
>pic related gives you a spider robot friend
>>341342145
>take damage tumbling off cliff
niiceece
>>341341846
>>341342012
Chiko is THICKK!!!!
>>341342309
Silver hair is fucking diamond dick makers for me my man. Especially silver hair on a young girl like this.
HHNGNGGG
>>341342323
THis one QT too. Got dman just wanna play Zelda and see her smile and then brush her greasy hair. MUH
>>341342584
sauce on fairy mommy
>all this shit
>it's still just a shrine and not a real dungeon
Sweet Lord
>>341342470
You're probably right about that.
AYYYY
>>341342539
>>341342318
Moreso Grand Theft Auto, now that I think about it.
>>341342372
Anon get your food before you burn your dam house down you fool.
Half Life without guns
>>341342584
Stop it anon my dick can only get so hard
>>341340246
please stop this thing is ugly
>>341341674
I miss akiko
It's the norm for them to be this shitty, right?
>>341341786
Isnt it calibri?
>>341342405
can there be a posibility of being before?
>>341342584
Anon please don't get my hopes up like this
>>341338643
thats pretty cool
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>>341342648
>>341342648
>>341342648
>>341342648
>>341342584
>Too bad it probably wont have momentum conservation, or even change the angle of your glide to gain height at the cost of speed or dive for more speed
yeah, you better aim that Sanic boulder really well, glider will probably only work as fall stop
NO PLEASE MORE
fuck I can finally go eat
>no dungeon
I don't care about Shrines
>>341342145
>you can die by rolling
NOO ITS OVER
>THIS IS THE END
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS OVER SO SOON
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>activate all shrine yoga men
>you think you're doing good
>They become a mega boss at the end
What is this, SotC?
FUCK
IT'S OVER!?!
GOD DAMN IT
>Its over
>Ending on a note like this
>>341342674
not him but it's drawn by legoman
don't have a direct link sorry senpai
>IT'S OVER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I NEED MORE
>same woman
CONFIRMED WIZARDS
>Woke up 3 hours before treehouse started
>Treehouse finishes now
>Ready for bed
....Guys
Are they stopping?
>>341342584
>HOOKSHOT TO IT
>BOULDER RELEASES
>Link's arm gets ripped out of the socket
>>341342851
They stated they didn't want to spoil the plot hence no villages or dungeons shown
good comfy stream, 10/10 nintendo
All waifus aside BoW doesn't look that great. It's interesting watching Nintendo try an open world game, but open world games suck remember.
>crafting
>useless knick-knacks
>empty space
>fetch quests
No one got time for that shit
FUCKING CUTE
STAY WITH ME TOMORROW I WILL BE DUMPING TERESA
>>341342952
>9 hour day
>>341342043
Who says it isn't still on Ganons skull.
And the old guy is sending you to retrieve it to get his body back.
>>341342872
Of course this isn't one of those pussy games that make you invulnerable when you roll.
Theres not a single good 3D game that makes you invincible when you roll.
>YOU WON'T GET TO SEE MORE NEW ZELDA FOR MONTHS
>YOU WON'T GET TO PLAY THIS UNTIL THE NX IS RELEASED
You think Aonuma was watching those N64 trick run videos where Mario goes faster than light and vibrates into parallel universes, and made an entire Zelda game out of crazy speedrun shit?
Somehow I think these shrines have a basic\cubic look for a reason. They re-use a lot of basic assets like boulders, cogs, doors etc.I think users can create their own shrines
>NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON
NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON
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>NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON
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>NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON
NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON
SHE LOVES YOU
>>341342223
Kendra Nicole
>>341340946
>Link as the Mahdi
holy shit now I want that
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/675871938850349056
>>341343293
Don't say that, anon.
Even if it doesn't come officially, you know that when people make mods for this game that the process is gonna be easier because of that fact.
Seems very comfy, but will get repetitive very quickley.
>>341343453
AND YOU
>>341343605
>Sick gliderboarding usermade maps
>>341339515
I wish i was in that line
>>341340236
me too anon, the trashier the better
Still can be Vally of the Flood,
>Hyrule castle is off in the distance encased in a spell
>the world is dying all around them while part of the world encased in time
>waiting for a hero to collect the sages and pass the trails to "save" the world, and start fresh
>>341343676
she looks almost like katie holmes back in the 90's
