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Soon edition
UPDATE: Audrey is gone for now, pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
it's finished
Third
Mommy :3
>YFW it's over
>it's over
I just want to see more boulder golf
i just wanna smash f am
It's over senpai :(
Well time to fap for real now.
ended without a release date
HELP
>no more zelda
>no more audrey
What a cutie
WELP
LOOKS LIKE THIS THREAD IS FUCKED.
>we love sharing you
>kendra, audrey, and chico take turns fucking your brains out
This game looks shit. What are you doing Nintendo?
Alright, have to go to bed and get up in about 6 hours.
Time for one last fap. It was a pleasure.
At least we still have tomorrow, anons.
I can't wait to play this fucking game.
>>341343019
It's coming with the NX, which is March.
>post yfw you can actually do this.
fucking hell these 6 hours have gone fast
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
>>341343019
Next spring, dawg!
They didn't give us a date
Maybe they'll surprise us and release it today
Ok, I love the qt treehouse girl now.
Post technology
>>341343091
fuck off shitposter
There is more tomorrow guys, don't lose hope!
>>341343014
>didn't fap while it was going
So /v/ what was your favorite moment?
Also
>There are poor fuckers that only watched the trailer
Is this over? The live is still airing.
Fug.
That was awesome
Can't wait for gamexplain to make a 48 hour marathon analysis on this footage.
Audrey is cute CUTE
its over
no more amazing tits to watch
WHO WAS THE LAST GIRL?
teresa a cute
>>341343138
would this qualify as meme magic?
stream over post webms
tomorrow is pokemon and DQ day right?
>yfw it ended but there's more footageof Audreytomorrow
>>341343045
SAME!
im so fuckin hungry
>never owned a zelda game
>haven't owned a nintendo console since the gamecube
this looks pretty hype imo
I just watched a 6 hour stream about a game that I didn't care about until todayand only jerked off to megamilk twice
I was hoping there would be themed mini dungeons and settlements around the map but it seems like they're filling the overworld up with shrines. at least that's the case for this part of the overworld.
So titty monster tomorrow?
I didn't expect to watch all of it but in the end I did.
Just put me in a coma until it releases fuck
>>341343303
>that look
That´s not a Cute, that´s clearly a semen demon
>>341343303
someone hit me up with her dms
>>341343205
>the smoke from the fire creates lift for your glider
I can see myself having so much fun with this mechanic.
>>341343083
time to fap
>>341343138
>Sets your shield on fire
>Smash into enemies riding on a blazing shield
>>341342648
I WANNA EAT HER TITS.
>>341343417
The wii had an amazing library of hidden gems
>>341343297
They said something called Nintendo Minute is coming up next.
I don't remember what that is but I think it's shit
>>341343105
>The final day of Nintendo Treehouse: Live begins at 10 a.m. PT on Wednesday, June 15, and will primarily offer a showcase of previously announced Wii U and Nintendo 3DS games, including Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE (June 24), Monster Hunter Generations from Capcom (July 15), Paper Mario: Color Splash (Oct. 7) and Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past (2016).
http://gonintendo.com/stories/259357-nintendo-dates-multiple-titles-paper-mario-color-splash-to-be-s
>>341343421
There are dungeons and towns but they removed them for the E3 build.
Link fucking styled their ass off there.
>>341343423
high level play
>>341343045
I haven't slept since yesterday and didn't even eat.
That's so hype I was.
>>341343205
yessss.....YESSSSSS
>>341343406
>not making food to fuel your binge watching during the amiibo part
I don't know what to do with myself at this point the entire day is gone and the sun is setting.
>yfw Aonuma finally did it
>>341343083
>sam just stands over you, completely naked except for her leather jacket just laughing at how weak you've become from being drained of it's energy
>"There's no way he'll be able to play Zelda now, girls"
Japan Doujin makers get on this!!~!
Who /SellingTheirWiiUbecauseFuckNintendo/ here?
I really hope there will better graphics for the NX. Don't get me wrong, looks nice as hell on the Wii U, but seriously if it could look nicer it'd be great.
i'm sold. game looks like it's goign to be fun, they took the potion crafting from witcher 1, the combat of dark souls , the exploration of TES games and combined them with TLOZ's lore to make a game. i am hype.
now i just hope the NX doesn't cost more than $500.
>>341343539
DQ VII fucking WHEN
All I did today was watch a Zelda stream and it was fucking awesome
Well that was fun.
See you faggots tomorrow
Anyone know when this is out?
They didn't say did they?
>>341343539
They'd better have a release date for DQVIII too.
>>341343423
So here I am.
>>341343303
She looks like Joosten's older sister.
>>341343303
MEGA MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK
>>341343532
like what? I can probably get a wii pretty cheap nowadays.
Brb rewatching the bit where they lusted over shirtless Link.
>>341343423
the moblins or whatever they're called look so much better in this.
>>341343303
Where are the videos?
>tfw you have to work all day tomorrow and will miss Mega Milk
>>341343539
>only a two day stream instead of three days like the last two years
>DQVII is the only game out of that lineup I give a shit about
>>341343586
>naked except for her leather jacket
l-lewd
>>341343205
I cant fucking wait to see a Mario Club superplay compilation of this game
>>341343421
They didn't have any NPCs and settlements because they didn't want to spoil the plot and setting for the E3 demo.
>>341343646
>being so poor that the time it takes to sell your wiiu is worth less than a wiiu
>>341343583
I never doubted for a second!
>>341343539
I hope the Color Splash stream is just Intelligent Systems committing sudoku on camera.
>>341343758
the funniest part
>>341343205
You need an amiibo to get that horse or no?
>yfw Zelda is still a manly boy
feels good man
>Only Zelda, no Pokemon
what the fuck?
>>341343740
Just look at the recommended games wiki.
The wii was super popular so there's loads of obscure little games on it.
>>341343363
k. Just gotta make some. Tell me if the 1600x900 is annoying and I'll crop the player instead of recording fullscreen.
>>341343303
stop saying that stupid cute phrase. Shit's annoying. Cut it out faggot.
>>341343925
they did a full hour of pokemon at the start of the stream.
can someone recap on the amiibo part?
i woke up really early and had a flight today so I found myself struggling to stay awake
I feel like i remember seeing wolf link with the broke chain on his ankle from twilight princess appear...
>>341343925
There was Pokemon first dude.
>>341343740
wario land
no more heroes 1/2
sin and punishment
punch out
fragile dreams
the last story
Just from the top of my head
>>341343903
>Kimishima executes them live
>>341343423
magic tony hawk shield spin
yeah that is a bit wonky not sure if its a glitch or on purpose?
>>341343917
Are you retarded?
>>341343925
you missed it at the start.
>>341343925
They gave Pokemon like 30mins, more than enough time.
More porn when
>>341343664
>i just hope the NX doesn't cost more than $500.
The "deluxe" Wii U launched at $350. I doubt they would be dumb enough to charge more than that considering it should cost less to produce than the $399 PS4 did in 2013.
well time to go masturbate I guess
Sam's still my favorite Treehouse.And her big tits are 100% natural.
>>341343671
Me too. I had plans to mow the yard and run a couple of errands. I had no idea what I was getting into...
>>341343772
Nintendo Twitch past broadcast
>>341343990
YABAI
>>341343925
it looked really good btw. the transition to 3D is well done and it looks like a really fun game. they just showed from the start of the game onward so we didn't see anything revolutionary or super new except a few pokemon but it did look like another solid entry, but this time with 3D out the ass
>>341344145
>>341343917
>newfags first bait
we all start somewhere
>>341344138
Is that Audrey? Fuck
Also isn't there a nintendo minute coming up?
So anyone else think Reggie has blacked Audrey with his BBC?
How could he resist and how can she, since he is the boss man.
I'm not sold on BoW, looks like a bland western open world like Fallout or Far Cry with Zelda paint over it.
Waifus were top tier though.
Re-posting
Considering that the Nintendo employees browse /v/, how much roleplaying or comment reading are her and her husband going to do tonight based on the threads?
>Oh, they say they want to slap your tits with their dicks? Well, I'm the one who does that so here it goes
>They also said that they want to fuck you doggy while your tits hang? Well, then doggy it is, get on all fours bitch
>>341343713
>being friends with your dog...wolf self from another timeline.
>>341344046
Yeah you can use him as a companion by using the amiibo
>>341343990
Make one of Link tumbling after dying in that washing machine room.
>>341343990
Can you make a webm of when Aonuma was showing off new environments, and we saw the mountain where a player transitioned from gliding to shield-boarding, back into a glide?
>>341343138
Nah Link will still take damage from the bomb
>>341344062
might actually be Chiko spinning the analog stick like a madman
>>341343138
You can do this in Ocarina too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxDfQsHuGyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjQpINHNPig
>>341344145
Yeah her big jewish hook nose is natural too.
>that feel when no stacked gf that doesn't know how to buy a fitting bra
Requesting WEBM of Link's ragdoll death In shrine.
>>341344062
seems like shieldboarding keeps your momentum, as that skate jump kept most of his speed
Meaning that Given any impulse could skyrocket and leave you in skate state, you could technically keep that momentum forever, like lets say stasis boulder push while skating, then link bunnyhopping with the shieldboard
someone got a screenshot of the map?
>>341344046
summon wolf link once a day, he hunts animals and is a general combat buddy, his hp is determined by beating some bonus amiibo dungeon in the last game
Out of all the other streams at E3. Nintendos treehouse had the most viewers with 31k.
>>341343539
Generations is the only worth wile thing and everyone already knows everything about it
>>341343990
>"Hey guys, magnet controller for NX hurrdurr"
>"It's not an item!!"
>>341343903
It'll be Tanabe damage controlling and laughing
>>341344224
Please stop posting this and objectifying women. Thanks you!
>>341343790
>SE have a surprise announcement that XI will be localized for 3DS and NXA man can dream.
>>341344224
>>341344459
Don't bully jewfu.
>>341343165
Masturbate to images of Audrey and her monster titties.
>>341344474
>searching for the pedro spot
>>341344272
I-is this shooped?
>>341343363
>that ragdoll keeps shield up while rolling across ground
>losing hearts as rolling continues
impressed
anything else the rest of the day?
>>341344474
>that filename
Anything funny or cringe happen during this E3?
>>341344569
>tfw waiting for DQX
>>341344459
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT HER CUTE NOSE YOU JEALOUS DEGENERATE
>>341343583
Aonuma became a sage
>>341344663
WHAT'S HER NAME
>>341344667
>Looking right at me like that.
Well looks like ill be jacking off again
>>341344745
That one guy mentioned Audrey having big tits and she said something like "oh.. you just had to"
>>341343990
BALLS
OF
STEEL
>>341344747
Just forget about it.
>>341344804
he finally understand what Iwata was saying
>>341343539
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE (June 24)
>June 24thThat's my birthday. Goddamn.
where can i preorder
>>341344656
Oh you
>Everybody praising Megafake
Kendra is Nintendo's best girl
>>341344667
Alright, I give up - time to fap.
>>341344821
PRINCESS TERESA
>>341343303
TEEF
>>341343539
It was a really fun day. Zelda and tits had me entertained during all of it. A bit sad tomorrow schedule is not as good. Particularly not looking forward to TMS #FE after all the needless changes. No way the threads will be this comfy.
>>341344667
>audrey will never be your bossy big sister
NINTENDO MINUTE GET BACK IN HERE
who is this qt
>newfags about to blow their load over Minutegirl
After watching the stream all day I like the trailer even more now. Rewatching it also made me realize how much I love the music as well as how fucking curious I am about the fucked up master sword.
>>341344993
GAME OF ALL TIME
oh god krista
>>341343019
european amazon says march 31, american amazon says december 30
so what's up with that?
Holy Shit Alison Rapp on suicide watch!!!!
>>341345171
I'm there nigga
I would fuck both of them to be honest
>>341345064
TERESA IS CUTE
>Manuel in charge of sound testing
KRISTA IS CUTE CUTE!!
>>341345031
Is that cosmo?
Who are these fags?
>>341345171
>that mexican testing the mic
>>341336724
Why
>>341345064
She's got that girl next door look to her. Very cute, intelligent, natural looking. Would bang.
>>341344667
jesus christ my dick
>>341343692
Doing everything I can
Aww shit. It's go time
he's back
>>341345031
I'd do her too and Chiko and Teresa.
I want to tame audrey
>>341344993
You are missing the 8/10 from IGN
MY HUSBANDO KIT
>>341345279
>eyes bulge
gross
>>341345306
>What do you think Breath of the Wild smells like?
HAHA
>>341345297
they part of "nintendo minute" which is nintendo's little youtube show
>>341343423
RADICAL
>>341345263
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>DMC continues to be MIA but somehow its quintessence was absorbed into Legend of Zelda of all things
Well, alright then.
>>341345425
le staring man of intermission
Unfortunately I missed just about all of E3. Did Nintendo have anything cool besides giving the new Zelda a title?
>>341345378
>caring about what people do on 4chan
>>341344474
literally dark souls
Hey /v/, lets do another thank you card for Treehouse!
>>341345064
Probably the prettiest one to be honest.
He's back
LEWD
>>341345168
>big sis Audrey will never force you to walk shirtless
>big sis Audrey will never teach you the wonders of Hyllian heat
what's with square enix show?
>>341345576
Pokemon and Zelda. Both look ridiculously good.
>>341345064
>>341345551
She's the best. Other girls sound too fake.
>>341345640
one was enough,
that year they saved E3.
there's no need to this year.
>>341345576
The new Zelda. Way better than expected and they didn't even show many areas, the towns or dungeons.
>>341345378
It was only a matter of time
I WANT TO EAT HER TITS. MOTORBOAT.
>>341344868
SAUCE??
>>341345640
No.
Fuck it, let those faggot work without that kind of shit.
>>341345640
I don't think they need another full blown card, but I would like to thank them in some way.
>>341345576
Nintendo spent like 4 hours on the new Zelda which had a lot of cool stuff
Link can snowboard and shoot dudes at the same time
>>341345013bigger
Everybody who loved the banter say AYE!
>>341345747
Fuck off Denmark
>my E3 highlight is all the future loads I plan on blowing to the thought of Audrey
I can't tell if this is a bad thing or not
>>341344474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zxgaMZ_q8
>>341345640
You know it would end up in shitposting. Just thank them individually on twitter. At least the ones involved on the stream. Fuck the localization team.
Is this the first Zelda game with boss health bars?
Does someone have a webm of the rock boss fight?
I only watched about the first hour and a half. Did they really only show Pokemon, Zelda, and amiibos?
Any release dates? What's on tomorrow's schedule?
>>341345640
It would just be pics of Audrey and her big tits.
>link slight midgriff
I AM NOT GAY I SWEAR
>>341345717
jesus christ this is horrifying
>Kit just confirmed Link had been asleep for a hundred years
W-what? I don't remember anyone saying that.
>>341345747
spoooilers
This guy is gay right
>>341343423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA
>>341345640
They need to work fucking HARD for those.
This is nothing like the magic of that year. The year they took a lackluster E3 and made it something magical.
Tomorrow would have to be absolutely biblical in order to warrant another one.
GUYS GUYS
What if the triforce is the device that makes you go back and forth in time,
and that's why you can't choose your name,
because you're the link
best girl. just so fun to watch her play. i hope she comes back tomorrow.
>100 years sleep
kinda spoilery tbhonesto
>>341343904
WAT
>>341345912
THIS PLEASE
>>341344667
I need to masturbate furiously but I can't at the moment
>>341345960
He probably said something he shouldn't have.
>>341344660
Yes.
>>341345640
Fuck you.
>>341345993
I hope so
>>341345875
I was hoping for this
>Link's been asleep for 100 years
Spoilers imcoming
>>341345993
I don't know but he's pretty cute
>>341345943
>red skin on cold
>new ways to style his ponytail
I'll just pretend this is the girl Link so it doesn't get too awkward.
>>341345640
LETS MAKE A CARD
FOR AONUMA
hE FUCKING PULLED THROUGH
BIGGEST UNKEK ON HISTORY
>>341346068
asian milf is the true patrician waifu
>>341345909
hero's charm in wind waker
>>341343530
calm down billy
>>341345747
who would've thunk
atleast they establish it from the beginning and don't go the TP route of "OH YEAH BY THE WAY"
>>341344272
There will never be an Amiibo of her, that lets her pop up in game and dance for you all with realistic bounce physics.
>>341345717
Holy shit. Is that from the new Resident Evil?
>>341342648
i slept right through the confnerence because who cares
did they introduce anything that wasn't garbage legend of zelda and dumbed down pokemon
>>341346219
hell yes my diddy
is kendra male
I have jacked my dick to Audrey 7 times in the last 2 hours.
Ask me anything.
>>341345013
dick status:DIAMOND
>>341346239
>After all this time I've finally become...
>he referenced the amiibo awkwardness
What a sport.
>>341346032
This. And a big part of why we made that card was to show them that a focus on the gameplay was exactly what we wanted. It was positive reinforcement, and it worked. No need to make another one.
>>341345640
So I wasn't around for then. What's the sauce on that? You guys send a bunch of hate mail to Treehouse or was it a genuine thank you? I have no idea what this even means.
>>341343363
>sufferingvolus.webM
>>341346358
>...The Legend of Zelda
>>341345064
Best girl.
>>341345993
>>341346149
>He'll never take you out for ice cream and tell you you're cute with his big dumb beautiful smile
>>341345064
Reminds me of Pam from The Office. Needs to do something with the hair, but otherwise pretty much the definitive cute girl next door. I choose the goddess of tits right now though.
>>341346330
haven't you rubbed your skin open by now?
>>341345717
Who is this gorgeous woman
>>341345013
Needs to be bigger, still too small.
>>341346281
>you will never play Zelda as a shirtless Audrey
>>341346330How does it feeling blowing those loads to her? Any fantasies you'd want to have with her? Mine would be maybe a titjob while I play the new Zelda, or a bj.
>>341346316
what have you done to yourself cosmo
I feel like all those Nintendo Minute's with these two together has build up a lot of sexual tension between these two over time.
HOW DO I STOP
Silver hair is best hair
>>341346096
>>341346158
I don't think we're supposed to know that
>>341346408
>What's the sauce on that?
little witch academia
>>341346182
Patience, young one.
Although today has been promising, we are seeing but mid-stage footage.
Nothing is set in stone as of now. We don't know what the future may bring.
Regardless, what was shown today only just BARELY warrants a card. We'd have to grasp at straws to build up a card big enough to be proud of.
>>341346502
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
Chico > Bill > Audrey
CONFIRMED FURRY
>>341346068
she was really frustrating in that one shrine tho.
shield bash/parry confirmed
>>341345723
>>341345737
>>341345806
So nothing we didn't know about already?
>>341346472
WHY LIVE
>>341346158
So you mean he'sA LINK FROM THE PAST
>all that fucking health on wolf link
what the fuck
>>341346570
Amazing taste
>>341346570
Mitamoto > Aonuma > Audrey
>>341346604
She was frustrating the whole time. I didn't find her cute or whatever, she screams like an autist and plays like one too. I stayed for the mega tits
I didn't realise Audrey was the blonde from last year or the year before.
What was the stuff with leveling up the wolf link? Was that a thing in TP HD?
>>341346693
it's the health you have at the end of the cave of shadows
>dat wolf yawn
CUTE
>>341346613
vid?
>>341346358
>a real boy
>>341346693
is has the number of hearts you had in twilight princess
>>341346693
It carries over from your health from Twilight Princess.
>>341346219
This
i ship these two pretty hart
In non-E3 waifu discussion, have they talked about what the audiometer does in the bottom right corner? Is it just as a measure of Link's stealthiness out in the world when sneaking up on enemies and horses?
>>341346628
Other than specific mechanics and stuff, yes.
>>341346693
It reads a save from TP
>>341346693
that's determined by you though
>>341346540
Kit's going to get the Wrath of Reggie once the Minute is over.
>>341346158
Sounds likeLink's Awakening
My favorite part was
>Aonuma playtesting the game, getting lost and the realizing that getting lost is not a bad thing because he chose to go that way
If they keep this mindset up from now on, Zelda games will have a bright future.
>>341346158
I figured he was the original Skyward Sword Link who went to sleep all the way up to this point, when Hylia wakes him up, since there isn't an official Hero in this timeline, so he has to be it
>>341346408
Google 4chan Nintendo E3 card
That should give you all you need to know.
so does Wolf Link in BoW confirm NX will have Amiibos and more controller gimmicks?
>>341346182
Now this I could get behind. He caught a lot of flack many times, but this time around it looks like they really hit all the right notes. It doesn't need to be immediately, but I feel he deserves it.
>>341346693
He has as much as your TP link does.
A neat feature.
But have you voted?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
>>341346182
Aonuma is the biggest rusemaster on the planet. The remaining 98% of the game will be block puzzles and shooting arrows at eyeballs, just you wait.
I WANT TO MILK THOSE TITS
And I always thought that was a disgusting fetish. Something about her face and hair.
>>341346501
Feels good. I think about her putting her tits on my face and she massages my dick with her feet.
WHERE CAN I FIND PICS OF THEM? WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
>>341346829
>Is it just as a measure of Link's stealthiness out in the world when sneaking up on enemies and horses?
Pretty sure, yeah.
>You don't know me at all
>>341346774
nintendo stream: nintendo minute less than 5 mins ago, after killing 2 blue chus
>>341346570
>Bill not first
>>341346829
>Is it just as a measure of Link's stealthiness out in the world when sneaking up on enemies and horses?
Pretty much that's all.
>>341346068
Is she from the Japanese equivalent of treehouse?
>>341346096
>>341346158
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>341346829
They didn't talk about it but I can imagine that there will be multiple uses for it to justify it taking up a spot in the UI
>>341346910
Why is >she always bearing their teeth
I can't tell if they're flirting or about to kill each other
>>341346829
Stealth, yes
>>341346760
Wolf Link amiibo uses your data from TP HD, so the more hearts and shit you have in TP, the better D-Dog is in Breath of the Wild.
>>341346956
Sounds heavenly anon. Good choice. I'm off to go fap to Audrey now.
>>341346886
Can't be. This is clearly post Wind Waker. That's way more than 100 years.
>>341346478
Lotion, my man, lotion.
>>341344993
I'm looking forward to The Legend of Tony Hawk's The Elder Dogma Shadow Of Metal Souls Downhill Jam Of The Cooking Xenomama Chronicles Gear Solid II Turbo HD Remix & Knuckles Arcade Edition featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series for the Nintendo Wii U and Nintendo NX.
>>341346880
that was really great to hear about.
>>341347049
>hate sex
My favorite
>>341347049
They've had sex
>>341347049
Angry sex
howd they save e3?
>>341347049
That's how Nintendo Minute always is. No one can tell if Kit and Krysta fuck on the side or if they hate each other.Maybe both.
>>341346880
Add his statement on why there will never ever be a female Link. He has finally understood Iwata.
>>341347145
that's what I mean
but I believe he's slept for thousands of years
doesn't need to make sense
>>341346515
Sexual tension confirmed.
>>341347094
Oh, huh.
Is TP HD any good? I thought WW HD was actually pretty good.
Post YFW Zelda is hardc0re now.
>>341346925
She's like a 5, why do I find her so adorable?
>>341347031
fuck knows
>>341344993
>Cooking Xenomama
>>341347240
I wonder how Cane-man feels about Zelda having better swordplay than his shitfest Ubi game.
>>341346910
I used to think he was so cool too
Are they having a round table this year?
>>341347215
holy shit they have
>>341347240
>parry causes the enemy to lose their weapon
Awesome
>>341346316
Giygas?
I'm just now realizing:
>Opening features spoken, English narration
>Narrator calls Link by name
>This is the first game where you aren't allowed to choose your own name and you must be Link.
>>341347342
Was waiting for this. Thanks Anon
Have we seen Link fight without a weapon? I need to know if a fists-only run is possible.
>>341347240
>blocking the whole time
Please tell me there's more to this than just holding down one button.
this bitch in blue with the black hair makes me aggressive
i want to fuck right now
>>341346516
YOU DON'T
>>341342648
Why is she dressed like an emo girl from 2004?
http://i.imgur.com/UV51B8B.gif
Steppe REKTalus
>>341347342
>attack at least drains three hearts
Not bad.
>Plateau area
>Super Snowstorm area confirmed
>Desert confirmed
What other areas do you want, /v/?
>>341347520
he reaches for his sword but finds that it's not there
maybe a fist weapon in the future, but no unarmed skill
>>341347535
blocking and parrying are separate actions. they demonstrated normally blocking attacks while they were playing the game (also the parry starts before he would actually hit the shield so its clearly a distinct input)
>>341346889
Wow. That was really nice of you guys. Pretty cool.
>>341347563
because she is build for breeding
>>341344450
Yea but that's a speedrun glitch.
>>341347376
So awesome
>>341347520
I dont think he can, usually you press the attack button to unsheath your weapon, when the last weapon would break in the stream he just kept reaching for a weapon that wasn't there.
>>341347621
A large ocean where you can sail around.
>>341347557
CUTEST
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>>341347520
I think that's too much. Minimal use of weapons and magnet shield combo might be possible.
>>341347342
>looks pretty fun, but way too easy
>suddenly one-shot
if they add a hero mode and a ton of those guardians who take away 6 hearts with every attack I'm buying NX day one
>>341347574
>that boss health bar
>that game over screen
We Dark Souls now?
honestly
best conference was sony
I look forward for Days gone and "HEY I AM CONNOR!!!" detroit
they reaally nailed it for me
Last year and this year
It's been the second time microsoft tell us they're going to have a big e3 after last year.. but c'mon fuck off microsoft.
>Kit: I'm a very loyal person
>Krista: You're not actually
What did they mean by this?I'm overthinking this. See you tomorrow anons.
>>341342648
/v/ give me a porn star who wears those elbow gloves i want to cum my dick hurts so bad im ready to burst i just wanna jizz everywhere
>>341347621
A swamp
>>341347513
considering how nothing else has voice acting that was probably done for the demo
the build the treehouse played also didn't had a voice telling you to follow the marker
>>341347603
the spider thing did about 8 hearts of damage
>>341347679
She resembles Davey Havok. I guess she's cute. Just not cuter than me.
>>341346992
Considering the Treehouse localises Nintendo games to be used in the west, why on earth would there be a Japanese version?
You did know the Treehouse is NOAs localisation department and not a publicity thing right? It just so happens they had enough attractive employees to somehow make it work.
>>341347376
Thanks anon, one of my favorite moments today.
This is literally more than I asked for.
Fucking comfy.
>>341347767
You can also do a full naked run it seems, except in cold conditions.
>>341347797
Trouble in paradise
>>341347815
>>341347815
>>341347815
>>341347815
Porn star that looks like Audrey needed NOW
They just need splatoon 2 on release next to zelda
NX would be day 1 for me
>>341347621
I want a boss fight that takes place in this huge metal bowl and you spend the entire battle scraping around on your shield and shooting arrows
>>341345236
there's conflicting information. NX is coming out in March 2017. While Nintendo was saying at least the Wii U version would be out at the end of the year (2016).
The reason it's the last day of the month in both cases. No confirmed dates but speculated months.
>>341347513
Are you happy, VAfags?
>>341347376
Does the shield lose durability from sliding?
>>341347029
they did talk aboot it. it measures your sound output from walking/running/stealth.
its to make sure your not gonna make too much noise while being stealthy
geez i wasnt even focusing on the stream and i heard all that.
>>341347520
hoping for gauntlets, but otherwise no, he has a goofy "oh fuck, wheres my sword?" animation, pretty cute.
DO THEY HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA OF SOME SORT!!!???
>>341347929
>Cut down tree
>Use stasis
>Put some momentum on it
>Get on
>Go flying
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>341347895
Showing off stuff on streams are the new best way to do things, nips have done that for a while now.
>Aonuma can't even triforce
OPEN AIR
>>341347823
>Swamp
>the air is so polluted with swamp gas using any form of fire could now actually cause a fucking nuclear fire burning link and the entire area down
>>341348129
>>341348148
PLEASE ENJOY THE OPEN AIR
-AONUMA
>>341348113
Most of them do.
>>341347535
are you retarded? you can clearly see Link parry with the shield when the enemy attacks. blocking an attack doesn't disarm them.
>>341348056
yep
>>341347942
staying near a campfire and holding a torch gives you some warmth.
So complete naked run viable
have a fap, anons. almost 50 audreys in my audrey folder. i'll update/upload a new zip later~
https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
>Jirard on Nintendo Minute
This could be mildly entertaining.
Kinda unrelated, but does anyone have that of Miyamoto with this haircut?
>>341348069
yeah I worded that poorly.
I meant whether they talked about other uses
>>341348129
>go out and get some air, you virgins!
>love, aonuma
>>341348279
Thanks pham, greatly appreciated
>>341348270
I kinda feel bad for link, look how hurt he is.
>>341348279
Tottally legit
>>341348270
>freezes the gear that doesn't need to be frozen
>>341348119
>>341348373
man, I hope its possible.
I missed that part, but could you put stasis on enemies?
>>341347815
What the hell is with you faggots, did everyone just do a no fap for E3 or some shit
>>341348251
We Ghosts 'n Goblins now
>>341346570
>the one who was the worst at actually playing in first
come on man. titty queen is best. anyone who disagrees is a fag.
>>341348119
>Mercenary_Tao.JPG
>>341348314
well i hope it will have more uses since its seems pointless otherwise.
>>341348308
fucking kill yourself
>>341348056
Yes, they said so.
>>341347986
nekane
>>341348119
Don't think that would work, as you'd need to hit from the bottom to get it flying.
>inb4 it does work and the speedrun is flying to the final boss who takes 80 minutes to kill.
>>341348421
what? it is, though
>>341348270
>doesnt glide to save herself
she must have been truly terrified.
>>341348209
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES THEN?
>>341348421
It seems ok
>>341348229
>>341348572
Nice. I love that kind of consistency.
>>341347621
I want an area that's absolutely infected with the taint of darkness.
>>341348639
I dunno. I don't pay much attention to the Treehouse.
BUT YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO ASK!
>>341347815
Only one I can think of is the one that cosplays as Mio in her Don't say "lazy" outfit.
>>341348614
I see like 6 copies of the same image. What are you doing, nigger?
So how does the life work?
Will there be heart pieces or containers at all?
>>341348584
THIS
>>341348556
sorry man just looking for the image
REAL LIFE ZELDA
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS RIDES HYPE
>>341348527
Chico pulled of that awesome shielboarding trick
>>341348279
>mfw i downloaded this
where is my dignity
>>341348609
>Don't think that would work, as you'd need to hit from the bottom to get it flying.
You can probably angle it well enough, but I wasn't talking about flying high in the air, just riding it.
did i just hear him say NX
>>341347376
oh god, that's awesome
Krysta is so small, Jesus.Just imagine how tight she must be.
LESS THAN 2% NOW?!
>>341348778
>right one a lot bigger than the left
This was the coolest shit.
>>341348939Just imagine how tight it would be to fuck her anally
I would make me feel big with my average sized dick
>>341348879
PHYSICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
GOODNIGHT
>>341347376
Steep looks good.
>>341343671
I've completely ignored everything else at e3
>>341348778
Still to small.
Lets go full Rosalina mode here.
>>341349009
idk anon looks the same to me
>>341348795
You temporarily increase your max health from eating food. It's basically monster hunter.
I assume there will still be real heart containers at the end of dungeons though.
>>341348795
Probably but nothing 100% confirmed yet. So far health has all been replenished with food and you can temporarily boost your max health with cooked food
>>341348839
Due fat
>>341349072
How did they win E3 with one fucking game
>>341349072
The interactivity in this game is crazy.
Would have NEVER expected this from Nintendo. It blows Witcher 3 the fuck out, really.
>>341348939
>>341349101
stop pretending to know what sex feels like.
>>341349072
also making fires by hitting rocks with metalweapons next to wood.
Does anyone have a webm of that?
>>341349072
We Far Cry now.
New Thread:
>>341348978
>>341348978
>>341348978
>>341348978
>>341347376
nigga that's raddest shit i've ever seen
>>341347376
Nintenyearolds are really eating this mediocre shit up
>>341349101
They commented on that. It was because of the engine.
Did we ever get to see him fight with the Stalfos arm? I saw them showing it off but I never get to see the moveset.
>>341349251
>Overhypewatch
You've been here all day, you deserve to have one (you).
>>341349251
>call Zelda mediocre
>post Overwatch
>>341349251
Is this supposed to be Overwatch? And you're talking about eating mediocre shit up?
Overwatch basically has no gameplay depth compared to TF2. Just compare Junkrat and Demoman. You can put a mine right onto a wall, height of face, and Junkrat will still get sent almost right into the air.
Such a retarded casual game.
>>341348795
There will be. Guardians do 6 1/2 hearts of damage.
>>341349079
god she's cute
>>341347376
What an interesting looking open world
>>341349539
>Sony ponies have arrived
>>341348879
Troll physics image in action.
Botw is truly going to excel in meme magic.
>>341344993
10/10
>>341343740
It's worth having just for the ease of modding alone. With the homebrew channel, you couldn't ask for a better retro games machine.
Plus it still has gamecube support, the current Wii library, and if I'm not mistaken, the Wii shop channel still works to get some of those hard-to-emulate N64 games.
The Wii wouldn't be my favorite nintendo console if it's only merit was the library of wii games.
>>341349072
It's like Far Cry 2 but without Jeeps
Will be get any more unannounced games from any company tomorrow? E3 felt underwhelming this year.
>>341349079
cCUTEEEEE
This was on the beginning of the stream right? Like when they first showed the girls.
Also there are new My Nintendo Missions.
Click the sheika tablet on the main page, a Z in the Zelda video page, and an eye icon on the bottom of the page next to social media icons.
Also find the blue tree house and click a hiding Mii.
more zelda on stream
>>341349643
>Those hitboxes
>Those animations
>Those graphics that will age like milk
>Foes continue to attack after you die
Holy shit I thought Souls being shit was a consolwar meme. I hadn't seen how bad it is until now.
>>341342648
I'm really hyped for zelda,gow and re7.
I haven't seen the microsoft conference but
I bet they've showed a few great games.
This is all I was hoping for and more.
>>341349950
wtf i thought they were done
>>341349765
what time is the stream tomorrow?
>>341349731
>if you try to go past the e3 demo area, you get malaria
>>341346950
>breast milk
>disgusting fetish
are you some sort of faggot son?
>>341350580
>not liking lactation or breast-feeding
>"disgusting"
pretty i sure i spotted the real faggot here, you
>>341350792
you missed his point entirely.
>>341348039
I'm happy there's VA for important story scenes, though I wish they'd gone the persona route so you could still choose your name
>>341350792
Let me spell it out to you
produces breast milk = only women
does not produce breast milk = only men
therefore
like breast milk = like women
not like breast milk = like men
I didn't make the math it just works that way. Science says you're the real faggot.
