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Let mommy milk you edition
UPDATE: Audrey is gone for now, pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341348978
>being 25 posts early
naked link is hot dont you think
idort master race
Claiming Kit as my bf
Nintendo round table?
>>341349340
Back off bitch, he's mine.
But will Breath of the Wild have sexy bara husbandos?
>>341349327
HYRULIAN HEAT
Would youhugJirard?
Post more pics. One anon uploaded his folder, but some bullshit scam popup ad came up instead, and I couldn't close the window. I had to shut down chrome thru task manager and come back here.
Let's get a TECHNOLOGY post-chain going
More Audrey when
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
ASIAN BELLY
>>341348978
Didn't see her live link to the video of her?
>>341349580
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
They fucked up the music
It's not only the overworld, but the trailer music, the sound effects, sounds like retarded Journeylike pretentious indie games
A shame, because everything else is perfect
Triforce Heroes and ALBW were so much in the right direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOajbonwNFw
>>341349672
I would fuckinghold her hand
>>341349671
uh, three games???
Zelda, Pokemon Sun, and Pokemon Moon
Why is this world so fucking interactive? How did Nintendo suddenly wake up and do everything right?
>>341349580
That garbage isn't TECHNOLOGY you stupid mongoloid
I saw the new Poke video but I haven't seen where they found this.
Was this on a stream or something?
>>341349717
Maybe they haven't orchestrated the entire soundtrack yet?
>>341349672
Krysta is cute! Cute and tiny!
>>341348978
>another guy wants to fuck Audrey's bovine milk bags as much as I do
Based
For real though I would pay money to FUCK those udders
MY DICK
>>341349717
>tfw there actually are towns and Aonuma was just lying
>they will have Zelda typical 10/10 comfy music
BELIEVE
We just saw 2% of the game.
>having to tell the camera man to film the fucking game
Camera man confirmed autistic.
>>341349838
yes at the start of the treehouse stream
>>341349812
Copying western stuff and making it better
The real Japanese spirit
>>341349893
Very tiny. Would pick her up and hug. Who's the fat neck beard?
>>341349717
there's a different approach to composing for handheld games vs. the big screen experience
remember to download and add more audreys to your audrey folder. and have yourselves a good fap to audrey~
just updated the zip with more audreys images almost 70 pics now, so enjoy!~
https://openload.co/f/WcHuuqowSuU/nintendo-audrey-new2.7z
>>341349838
will Ledian finally be relevant/get an evolution now?
>>341349327
Bl9nde ia far hotter than audrey who is?
>>341348978
who is this semen demon?
>>341349717
man triforce heroes is such a good game when played as intended
why did they fuck up the matchmaking and solo play
Which game had the most distinct style and exotic characters?
>>341350038
Pathetic.
>>341349952
but there are actually towns aonuma said so
>>341349952
>we spent almost 8 hours of the stream in plateau
>still didn't finish that 2%
Magical.
>>341349952
There are towns
They specifically said they didn't show them because they want them to be a surprise
>>341350036
And Handheld games' music seem to be much better
And OoT's, MM and WW music was fine, Twilight Princess too even if a bit too much cinematic for my ear
>>341349717
Too early to tell, honestly. They're going with subdued music for the overworld, but the feed isn't clear enough to hear the enemy, boss or shrine music.
>>341350161
Wind Waker? I didn't play it but it's extremely distinctive.
>>341349968
this is triggering my current year detection centra. this looks fucking terrible desu
Did they get really good weapons later in the demo?
At first the weapons would break after 1 basic bokoblin, later in the demo they would kill enemies and smack a boulder 20 times and it would be fine
I was so jaded and tired these past three days. I was just half expecting Zelda to just be competently made and kind of neat looking but otherwise nothing out there.
But this is fucking spectacular. Easily the highlight of the conference.
>>341349968
Can't wait to get this and upload my trick montages.
>>341350047
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LINK
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HYRULE
>>341349582
Tomorrow hopefully. If they don't bring her back I won't even buy this game.
>>341349968
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY
LET'S ROCK
Being a Nintendo fan I was pretty disappointed by there not being anything new and only talking about Pokemon and Zelda. Sure they both look decent but I was hoping for something a little more.
What all did Sony and Microsoft have?
>called the completionist
>never figured out how to throw weapons
>>341350038
taking the meme a bit far
Anyone has the boss webm?
>people say rupees are gone
>precious stones literally has it in their descriptions that they can be traded for rupees
>>341349968
SO HERE I AM
>>341350316
>An ancient hero awakens
>And he's an absolute madman
>>341350265
They were finding shit with stats in the upper teens when most scavenged stuff is 1-5.
>>341349827
Sony nigger leave
>>341349952
After all the statements from Aonuma today, I choose to believe him. Zelda is in good hands.
Someone got Bill Trinnen jihading?
>>341350427
how is it a meme?
3D waifufags are somehow more cancerous than 2D one.
>>341350003
>copying western shitters that can't get fucking anything right and only release glitchy, libral agenda pushing pieces of shit
>literally based on Zelda 1 mechanics transleted into 3D
I see.
>>341350427
My dick is not a meme
>>341350478
Normally you'd be picking them up from enemies and the grass, but I think they left rupee rewards out of this build and obviously grass doesn't contain anything but bugs anymore.
>>341350415
wheres the shieldboard
>>341350478
Most likely not in the demo because there's no towns or NPCs
>>341350316
Ganondorf is just an old man wandering. There's nothing left to do but burn down the land he won.
>>341350415
>cooking xenomama
>>341348978
I want to drink her Mega Milk.
>>341350669
that ghost doesn't deserve to sit next to megamilk.
>>341349717
what the fuck are you even what the fuck
>>341350669
No really who is that blonde girl?
>>341350646
Wait is that real?
Is the villain of the new watch dogs game literally Donald Trump?
>>341350593
>have to see fat titties for like four hours
>not getting horny
>hating on 2D
Glad E3 is over, now normalfags can fuck off to their own websites.
>>341350568
I could go without that whole vulnerability phase thing that Zelda bosses do. Looks like a pretty boring boss if it doesn't have a second phase.
>>341349838
>the full details tell you if the mover will be super effective or not
Wow fucking casualization to the god damn max.
>>341350698
>tony hawk's
>downhill jam
Could use SSX though
>>341350593
>>341350859
>having a sense of superiority over others because you masturbate exclusively to 2D images
>>341350841
Yes, he is figuratively literally Donald Trump and it's hilarious.
>this Asian girl on the e3 stream fawning over wolf link
I bet you she fantasizes about being knotted by his wolf cock.
tits too big
Two games.
Nintendo has won E3 with two games.
>>341349717
It's immersive you faggot
Nobody wants to listen to repetitive field music in a game of this scale.
>>341350568
That is a mid-boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc
I bet no one here wants to suck Audrey's boobs as much as I do
I need those tits in my life
Please, just for a minute let me nibble on that nipple
>>341348978
Does anyone want to talk about the things that looked wrong, or lacking, or we're worried about in oursafe spacewhile everyones busy shitposting in their own threads about the game with random head canon shit?
>Music is really sparse
That's okay to me, really good music is worth more than constant forgettable music, but I'm putting that out there that it was pretty bare.
>Shrines
They looked like one shrine one gimmick which seems pretty good for your first 30 shrines but might wear on you trying to do 100%. I don't thin there will be any really bad ones but I do think we saw the best ones for the plateau section (why would they show us the average ones on stream)
>Weapons
Distinct lact of iconic weapons. I'll accept it and I accept they want to try something different but there's a lotta junk items.
>no items found in the grass when you cut it
reee; see above
>Some physics fuckery with limbs
>Cooldowns instead of ammo scarcity for items
What are you guys thinking? It's okay, we can talk about the bad stuff it doesn't have to be a perfect, infallible game to be the best game of E3
Do you think they'll release Sheikah Slate phone cases? Does anybody have the BOTW Sheikah Eye of Truth to use for a phone background?
>>341350415
This picture is fucking retarded.
Are 90% the people on /v/ not older than 17? Do you believe Dark Souls invented sword combat? Do you believe Skyrim invented open world? Hell, there were dozens of people screaming even Metal Gear when they showed the open world, kids these days probably believe MGS5 invented open world.
What is going on with this board?
>>341350881
Well, he only took out like 1/16th of his health bar. I'm sure he has a rage mode once you get him down to half health.
WHY WON'T THEY SHOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE GAME OVER SCREEN
Big enough yet?
so whats the joke with this girl
>>341351065
What's the second one?
>>341349812
I hope they have fishing in too. Comfy as fuck fishing.
>Moblin boss takes more than 2 and a half hearts of damage per hit
>>341350841
Yeah, if he was running for mayor
>>341351065
and let's be honest here, the second game wasn't doing them any favors
>>341351045
qtpie/10
>>341351065
One game. Pokemon is still Pokemon doing Pokemon things and will be just as bad as X and Y.
>You will never be her spoiled son
Why even live bros
>>341351159
No. Make em bigger
>>341351060
Honestly, who doesn't`?
>inb4 someone finds an image of aubry topless and her nipples litterally take up 90% of the surface of her breast
>>341351118
>>no items found in the grass when you cut it
you can find bugs and the like
>>341351092
What happened to her? :L
>>341351159
thats only 2% as big as they need to be
>>341351159
thicker
>>341351045
this is not safe
>>341351065
>>341351239
Stop memeing.
They show Dragon Quest, new Mario Party, MoHun and #FE + indie games tomorrow
>>341351239
I kinda have my hopes up they will come back to the Black/White concept and make the main quest interesting
Not buying it if its X/Y shit
>>341351091
I thought it was a field boss.
He didn't look like he was anywhere important.
>>341351045
Takes a true man to appreciate her.
>>341350047
SMOKEY BETTER BE A BOSS IN THE FOREST
>>341350841
Yea they aren't real subtle about it.
It's just the mayor of that town though, instead of president.
>>341350246
looks fun, senpai
shitty webm tho
>>341351283
good, easier to milk them that way.
>>341351054
It's hilarious when we ignore how sad it is. Western devs became completely degenerate, libtard agenda pushing sheep. Even in the new Witcher 3 DLC Geralt makes a pro feminism speech.
Long live Zelda.
>Aryan boy saves Aryan race, must fight Arabs and literal Arab dictator with Jewish nose, name and hair. Gerudo trying to kidnap Zelda when she is the age of Aisha, Gerudos raping men, Islamic themes, Ganondorf turning into a literal pig as a last resort which is haram.
>>341351156
Why would something happen after Game Over? Turn off the console and read a book motherfucker, you're not cut out for this.
Also, look at this polish. The hitboxes in this game are amazing.
>>341351283
Best taste. Umph.
>>341351045
dat everything
>>341350859
>>have to see fat titties for like four hours
>>not getting horny
Sorry I'm not a 12 year old who gets a boner the instant I see normally clothed boobs.
>>341351339
less than 2%
>the combined aroused force of /v/ eventually manages to break into Audrey's private accounts by sheer will power and nudes are posted all over the place
>/v/ will get Audrey fired from Nintendo just so they could have a cheeky fap
>>341351196
>tfw fishing and it starts to drizzle/light rain
i would cum so hard
>>341351496
>Can eat food while frozen
WHAT
H
A
T
POLISH
O
L
I
S
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see you fags tomorrow
remember to wipe the cum from your monitors
>>341351471
>>341351498
>implying nasty pancake nipples are a good thing
>>341351271
>>341351339
>>341351342
I dunnuh how fer she kin go, capn!
>>341348978
I guarantee your her breasts look a lot less perfectly shaped without that high quality bra.
>>341351568
Literally everyone /v/ likes ends up leaving.
>>341351045
So who is this person? Is she the person replacing that one crazy whore that got fired? I hope they started filling Treehouse with normies after that mess. I miss having localization that wasn't meme-tier.
>>341351494
They're hiding the fact that Link gets reborn after every death and it's actually a rogue-like.
>>341351482
>Witcher 3 DLC Geralt makes a pro feminism speech
what
>>341351568
We just have to let the meme magic happen. Lean back and watch it unfold anon
>>341351496
Eh, Zelda always had perfect hitboxes but somehow never got credit for it.
Meanwhile other developers shit things like Souls out every year and they get 10/10 scores somehow.
>>341351496
The club didn't hit him though, you retard.
>>341351496
Are you memeing or what, those hitboxes are fine. He didn't hit link at all (at least with the club), he just sort of shoved his nose up his ass.
>>341350881
is it a boss? They kind of just accidentally stumbled into it.
>>341351118
The music was the last thing that was finished in SS. Maybe (most likely considering nintendo´s perfectionism) it will be better by next year.
Can't believe I actually sat through that shit.
>>341351297
you know i'm talking about rupees senpai
>>341351368
I'm literally waiting to hear how many Pokemon the elite four have, which will be a good indicator of whether the entire rest of the game's design is still trying its hardest not to let the player fail at anything no matter what.
>>341351767
>Always
Skultullas hit me 50 metres away in OoT and MM N64
Fixed in 3DS though
>>341351683
Fucking noob, heres how its done.
Also mods pls dont ban ;)))
>>341351720
When you encounter that female brawler.
>>341351850
you said items
>>341351045
she's thinking "I really should've gotten those titty implants"
>>341351706
Rapp never handled localization, so it wont change much in that department.
>>341351951
>implants
disgusting
>>341351806
>>341351771
he's not being sarcastic you dumb faggots
it's legitimate praise
>>341351918
Ah, ye stole my next step. Monster.kek
>>341351961
>what are you looking at anon-kun?
>could it be my mega milky fun bags?
>>341351806
>>341351771
He's praising them you dumb fucks.
>>341349968
Did you notice themomentum conservation?
We could go fucking bonkers like this
>>341351149
No one is saying Zelda is aping off anything, its just the games that tie into what it offers.
Dogma is where the sword combat comes into play anyway.
Inb4 aubry turns out to be some serial killer who just hadnt been caught yet
Wouls this make her more or less attractive?
>>341351045
Is so cute how she keeps shyly looking away from the camera. This girl's got it.
Why are all you retards spoiling yourselves? All those overworld interactions are spoiled for you already. Good job.
Don't be surprised when the game will disappoint you again.
Until relesae they will have shown the whole game.
What is with Nintendo and hiring prostitutes for PR?
>>341351118
Bokoblin camps look like they will get boring fast and aren't rewarding enough to take out.
Exploration always rewards you with generic items (you got 10 arrows!) which isn't as satisfying as finding unique items.
I wanted to see more NPCs, towns and a dungeon but I think they might be holding all those back.
Good shit
>Zelda finally has real physics puzzles, high level shrines look good
>Combat has dark step/witch time/whatever and parries so it's already miles better than SS
>Shieldboarding
>The introduction to stasis blew my nuts off
>The rock boss in the forest
>>341351496
I like that the motion blur looks like cartoony smears.
>>341352282
>>341352309
Sorry, I'm just used to people shitposting.
>>341351961
>Her husband would rub his dick all over that tonight
>I'll just masturbate to this pic until I cum/cry and fall asleep
>>341352429
lol me too, fuck this board gets to your brain sometimes.
>>341352353
Well, then what's Souls doing there? It has literally nothing, the only reason people like it is because of its difficulty and because of the low skill ceiling which comforts casuals. You literally just have to master the 20 iframes dodge rolls. The combination of both is its secret to success.
>>341348978
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Do you feel in charge?
>>341352409
We have more than one year until it releases.
We're bound to forget a lot of this stuff until then
>>341351806
That was the his point too. He complimented the game. i think you´ve been on /v/ a little too lon, m8.
>>341351961
I want to lick them
>>341352409
This is only 2% of the game, and we haven't seen any of the dungeons. I don't think we've been spoiled too much.
>>341351683
next step is to have them overflowing the Nintendo booth on the corner cam
>>341351143
>Sheikah Slate phone case
I would actually happily buy that. The design is pretty cool.
Edited to normal monitor size
>Was in comfy thread all day
>Leave comfy thread
>Shitposting all around
>AntiNintendo force telling blatant lies about new Zelda left and right to try and bring it down
I don't understand- why are comfy threads (mostly) immune?
>>341352429I am too.
>>341352409
But then I'd be blindly buying a game in a series that has been going downhill for over a decade. At least now I know the game has potential.
>>341352658
You don't usually see unironic praise on /v/ unless it's over the top shilling for something.
It's weird.
>>341351591
my nigger
>>341352409
not much has been shown, and the excitement is in trying the mechanics for myself anyway, see how for I can take it.
I will probably stop right here though, (less than)2% of the game is good enough for me, going blackout for now.
>>341352595
shit's done.
no need to argue, you're welcome citizen.
>>341352313
...I wondered why my dick had been leaking cum ever since i saw that webm.
>>341352810
because we are comfy
>>341352810
Mega Milk's tits is a seal of protection.
They protect from shitposting.
>>341351961
Can you please post more pictures anon kun or better send me a link. My dick hurts.
>>341352810
Shitposting threads get (You)s faster than in these threads
>>341352386
>murderous yandere
where muh IGN girl at
>>341352653
>Implying we arent going to see ssx shieldboarding and trickshot.webm reposted a thousand times
I just hope they haven't completely forgotten about the story, characters and design of dungeons
>comfy
autism.
>>341349827
this
Beamos has changed.
>>341349582
/v/ should make a card just for her.
>>341353047
Up here senpai >>341350038
Is there any other stream today or are we done?
I actually masturbated to Audrey's huge tits earlier
>>341351065
>sony won with one
but... but I don't want it to be over. I thought we were just getting into a new section with krysta
Someone got the webm of the Zelda line-up?
>>341349672
>tfw no asian belly gf
>>341353291
easy allies in 3 hours
>>341353178
They apparently considered it good enough that they removed it all from the demo so nothing would be spoiled.
>>341348978
my word! her tits are glorious!
>>341353406
tomorrow another 6 hours with zelda, #FE, dragonquest, monster hunter, new mario party and some indie games
>>341352810
The funniest thing I've seen was a guy pretending he knew what the game was like and proceeded to describe the exact opposite of what they said and showed on stream. Like the literal opposite.
baka desu senpai
great revelations this years.
nintendo is uncontested in the harem area.
>>341350415
Still lacks "Peter Jackson's ___________ The Official Game of the Movie" and "A Suda 51 Trip"
>>341353404
>CGI trailer with 0 gameplay and no release date in sight
You tried, so here's a sympathy (You).
>>341348978
Audrey is always best girl.
>>341353047
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/675886954710347776
Thats the most exposed one from her twitter
>>341353548
I'd die happy sandwiched between Audrey and Sam with 4 huge boobs surrounding me while they both stroke my cock talking me through it and telling me to cum already
Fucking normalfags 3DPD lovers scum ruining every fucking threads.
More porn of her when?
>>341353624
ok Mickey Mouse boy
>>341350267
>iwata died before seeing people loving the new zelda
>>341350415
>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
quality
>>341353778
when you learn to draw
>>341353649
So basically, if you want your daughter to grow up a vain skank, name her Audrey.
Gotcha.
>>341353731
you arent welcome on this site, weeb
>>341353305
i did too for 20 seconds then i decided its not worth it
>>341353778
That looks nothing like her.
>>341353789
Aspect raidou
Requesting the webm of Chiko's ragdoll death
>>341350415
>No Bonus Bayonneta game included
Preorder canceled.
>>341353789
Arigato fampai
>>341353802
THANKS ASSHOLE.
>tfw leaving this thread for once
>all other threads infested with shitposters
>SHIT GRAPHICS, EMPTY, SHIT EVERYTHING
>SONY WINS AGAIN
Please, let's finally make a Zelda general on /vg/. I can't take this any longer. Even Xenoblade has one there.
>>341352702
Eh, are there even big dungeons? Seems to me like there only are those small dungeons (which, desu, already are pretty cool and seem to have better gameplay than all games since 2008).
>>341353404
>Kojima uses imagery to express his history with Konami, the video game.
You can't be serious anon.
Am i the only one in this thread who wants to tie aubry up tape a viberater into her cunt and watch as she cums against her will for hours?
>All these people jacking off to normally clothed boobs
are you all twelve
is this your first time seeing a woman?
>>341353802
i feel not comfy.
>>341354021
>general thread
>for a game that won't be out for almost another year
I don't think so, Tim.
>>341350415
>A Game by Hideo Kojima
>Featuring Hideo Kojima
>Bonus Content: Batman
>>341353649
>that cute loli in pokemon s&m that challenged you was also called Lass Audrey
>>341354043
>he doesn't jerk off to clothes
Are you a fucking pleb?
>>341353924
Was there a setting in GIMP I forgot to use when scaling? You coulddownload the press kit and try it yourself
>>341353990
This is the result of the karma of /v/'s Zelda brotherhood
>>341354040
>only her cunt
Lame.
>>341351159
>>341351683
i still need the unedited version of this one
>>341354021
Yes, there are bigger dungeons confirmed. The smaller ones are called "shrines".
>>341353802
Give a salute.
>>341354376
Her tita would be tightly constricted with rope till they turned purple
>>341351363
>>341351239
all of their other games including pokemon add up to the second game
>>341353802
Cause it's the only thing we have now
>>341351961
hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>341353802
Sounds like he got luck
>>341353802
Why do you do this to us anon?
Is there a release date for the new Zelda? Is it Wiiu or what?
I slept all day(night shift cuck)
>>341354043
Audrey has huge boobs though and she's a nintengirl that makes her more desirable
She was also a real slut for twink link
She'd always make him go shirtless and call him hyrulean heat
>>341353802
>tfw they are doing this for Iwata
>>341354040
Basically want to put her through everything on this thread:
>>>/gif/8675632
>>341354043
>nintendrones threads
What do you think?
>>341354752
It's Wii U + NX
Probably the same deal as TP
>>341354660
>mfw this is literally the Fire Emblem: Awakening of LoZ
It's make or break time.
>>341353802
He can see it, anon. He can see it right now.
How long until we find out she's a hooker?
>FF7 Remake
>Each part is the size of a full game
They know FF7 was a full game right?
>As I explored Hyrule, the plight of the once great kingdom lay before me. Ganon--known in this game as Calamity Ganon--overtook Hyrule Castle a century ago, leaving the surrounding area to the whims of nature and time.
>Calamity Ganon
Can we please talk about the game instead of her amazing titties?!
ADVENTURE SEEKER ON AN EMPTY STREET
>>341354982
No we will find this out
>>341352386
>>341354982
Nintendo of America mainly hires hookers
They end up getting serviced for free
>>341350038
How do you jerk off to fully clothed padded bra women I'll never understand.
>>341354982
I should hope we've already got top men on it.
Say you're sorry.
Say it.
>>341354947
thanks family.
>"you're gonna watch the stream tomorrow, right anon?"
>>341355204
How you jerk off to traps and shemales I will never understand.
>>341352557
Change clothes :3
>>341355337
I promised my friend I would go to see that shitty warcraft movie
Probably for the best, I don't want #FE spoiled
>>341355284
I was never as harsh as most of you, but I am sorry for doubting.
>>341352386
>WHOA OH HERE SHE COMES
>>341355284
Fuck you.
>>341355337
Her mouth is scaring the fuck out of me
>>341355337
y-yes ma'am..
>>341355284
Always knew Miyamoto was the hack
Always believed in AonumaI still think Koizumi would be better though
>>341355472
Too late. It is spoilt already.
>>341355337
I guess I'll watch for the Treehouse girls and DQVII. I don't give a shit about #Censorship or Paper Mario.
>>341352386
my will to die would increases.
>>341355536
>mister small wood afraid of a large mouth
Imagine how creeped out she would be if she knew some anons on here were shopping pics of her with semen spraying all over her tits.
>>341355337
>that hair
i need me a gf with black hair damn
>>341349545
god... she is soo cute. she's may new 3d waifu for now on.
>>341355284
I will not. We deserved a good Zelda after all these years god dammit and it was your fucking JOB to deliver it. I will say thank you when I have a NX and the dam game in my hand.
>>341355337
Yes master.
I found of another E3 stream but I'm not sure who these people are. They were showing Persona 5 a minute ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfVL_Lj-yTQ
>>341355247
top
>>341354982
I need to start saving money right now if that is the case
>>341353802
>caring about people who only cared about your money
for what reason
>>341355284
Im...
I'm sorry.
You unJUST yourself.
B I G G E R
>>341352302
She looks like she'd spend 3/4's of a meal talking about the wage gap if you took her out to dinner.
>>341355707
I'm with you man, I always thought I loved redheads most, but lately black hair has really been doing it for me. This woman cements it.
>>341355735
Can we create a thread of ONLY her pics in /s/. I plan on saving all of them and having an epic fap.
>>341352386
What a question to ask on fucking 4chan.
>>341353802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBwAYIxUso
>>341352386
How do you think her boobs got bigger? She's been stealing the boob essence of other women.
>>341355735
she looks like psycho attention whore gamer gurrl like ali rapp
>>341355951
https://youtu.be/wjWBXbGVyQU
Show her this then
>>341355836
men
>>341348978
meow meow meow. give me your milk cum Op.
>she will never by my cute cat
>>341352465
REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REALCUK
>>341355078
BUT WE DID. Why don't you start. Then we'll follow suit.
>>341356073
>boob essence
>>341356073
wasnt there some anime with this exact idea
>Audrey works at IGN
>always dresses super conservatively, super happy and innocent
>not that attractive, always wearing makeup
>goes to Nintendo
>within two years she's making sex jokes constantly and wearing tight shirts and stockings
Is Nintendo Treehouse a sex factory?
Did Nintendo just released two gameplays of Pokémon and Zelda U or am I crazy.
>>341356139
How in the hell does she look older here this was in 2013 what is with these people who seem to reverse age?
>>341354043
Yeah, they should pick something totally hardcore liketiles.
>>341356247
they only hire hookers i'm telling you
>>341356247
Treehouse produced Rapp, so yeah
I think Treehouse is basically just a place where Bill and Reggie go to dump their semen
>>341356235
Where do you think I got the idea from?
>>341355337
Sorry, but even those tits can't make Color Splash interesting.
>>341350415
You forgot Jak and Daxter
>>341356247
I think she is finally in her element. And the japs love that shit.
>>341356247
When did she work at IGN? I don't remember that at all and that site has been my go to for at least 12 years.
>>341356247
they are like disney and nickelodeon
>>341356247
FLAT
L
A
T
>>341356247
>not that attractive
If you mean how she looks in that omage she is hotter here then in any of the nintendo stuffi have seen her in
>>341356073
one of the best manifestations of my favorite fetish but it's pretty rare.
>>341356235
Yes, based on a manga, but the creator basically gave up on that aspect and slowly stopped making it a part of the story, likewise the anime stopped doing it by around halfway through the first season.
A true tragedy.
Are women the ultimate gender?
>>341356453
Don't you remember Audrey Drake from the IGN Nintendo team? She had blonde hair and always gave Nintendo games very high scores and rave reviews.
>>341356453
Her last review was New Leaf, IIRC.
>le gamur zelda gurl got huge tits xdd
Fuck this thirsty ass board.
>>341355903
Console fanboys
>>341351496
From Software on suicide watch
>>341355337
Yes mistress
>>341356267
It was a short,
>Yay, here's pokemon guys. Sun and Moon. Isn't this cute? New pokedex!
Followed by
>Now we're going to spend the next 5 hours talking and playing Zelda. Oh, and here's some tits to stare at too.
It was pretty great actually.
>>341356247
*not always wearing makeup
>>341356510
Different strokes for different folks.
>>341351351
>yellow teeth , dead fish eye
okay
>>341355934
YES
This is a lot better quality than the other edits.
>>341356247
They only hire their fuck buddies
>>341356382
Having read her husband's old blog when they were still in college and living here in my hometown, I could honestly believe that she changed big time at Nintendo and Seattle. They seemed like any normal couple you'd see here in MN and somewhat conservative. Definitely wasn't a prostitute back then and they weren't poly.
>>341356715
The things I would do for a chance to insert my rod of steel into that bovine beauty's anus while my hands reach around and pinch and twist her swollen nipples that jut out of her milk bags
>>341356792
I mean dont get me wrong she looks great in the treehouse coverage but in the image you posted she just looks better in my opinion
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=fslh25FbVl4
Star Ocean being streamed
>>341356671
Don't forget the crazy look in her eyes, the totally-not-slutty arm warmers, and the lispy vocal fry way of speaking slutty girls have. She knows what she's doing.
Audrey seems like the type of woman who acts innocent on the outside, but she's secretly a cumslut.
Audrey makes me really i aggressive
i want to fuck right now
>>341349672
I found her irritating.
>What's my favorite Pokemon HAHA YOU DONT KNOW ME FUCK YOU
>>341356924
>he said "see those mountains? you can climb them"
>you actually can
TODD HOWARD ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9Oubxw1gA
>>341354151
Obviously for the whole franchise...
>>341356073
She's a tit-vampire
She sucks on other women's tits, reducing them and enlarging her own.
SEMEN
DEMON
>>341357040
thanks
>>341352428
>I like that the motion blur looks like cartoony smears.
oh shit I didn't notice that, nice
>>341357064
I'd bet money that she is a freak in the bed room. An absolute demon.
>>341357047
I'm kinda sad she dropped the "exactly" verbal tic.
>>341356924
Holy shit, anon. What a nice piece of history.
>>341355414
I don't ?
>>341356924
>You actualy can climb those mountains
Goddammit.
>>341357212
Would love to see her decked out gothic
>>341357040
wtf is up with the voice of that girl
>>341354460
>shrines
It's funny the Zelda leaks were actually true.
http://pastebin.com/2fFL6yPa
This also confirmes towns.
>>341352416
the world will never know. at least they don't hire ugly feminist and sjw to their teams. Those freaks ruined alot of games this current generation. vidya females look ugly as shit with these high end graphics because of their view on how a female should look like.
http://ca.ign.com/videos/2016/06/14/7-minutes-of-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-nighttime-gameplay
>that part at 0:50 where he gets knocked into a tree
prepare to get rekt shitlords
strong feelin that her tits are fake
>>341357336
They already said towns are in the game, just not in the Plateau area they used for the demo.
>>341353802
fuck you
>>341357379
Do it faggot
>>341357189
Maybe she fed on Alison while she was getting kicked out. She absorbed her powers.
>>341357418
just a good bra anon.
>>341357212
THAT is the clip I'm going to use when I blam!
Thanks, bro
>>341356715
>that subtle swallow at the end
fuck I don't know why that turns me on
>>341355284
Why would I? I'm not a retarded, frustrated child. I never "doubted" him. He gave us WW and MM. He is a genius. Most games these days don't have as much gameplay and creativity as one shitty Zelda dungeon alone.
SS was a fuck up but that's obviously because of the motion controls which were forced on EAD.
>>341357064
>secretly
Any woman who dresses the way she was here and carries herself like that is a massive, insatiable whore. And it's no secret. Guaranteed.
>>341357443
What dod people miss about "the demo is designed not to spoil too" much
Anyone else feel like Audrey brings out the inner monkey in them?
I just want to fuck her like a primitive ape, filling her until I'm completely drained
>>341357379
Nice, Audrey will read my sexual fantasies of her.
>>341357336
no they aren't, that leak mentions link talking and aunoma already said that's not happening.
>>341357379
If she is browsing here
Are you a prostitute and how much would it take for you to be a prostitute?
>>341357132
I'd let her verbally abuse me too.
>>341357379
You piece of shit. If she has any brains, she won't even come here. But she probably likes the attention.
If you read this Audrey, you're hot as fuck. I wouldn't mind running around shirtless in the cold for your amusement.
>>341357379
Do it
I want Audrey to read everything
I want her to see all the things I said about her and the things I want to do to her slutty cow body
DO IT
I WANT HER TO LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I WANT TO FUCK HER HARD
>>341357379
Nigga she knew what she was doing, and everybody who's anybody knows the kind of degenerates that use this board. I'd be surprised if she even batted and eye.let alone answer your tweet loser
>>341357379
Come on, man, it's no secret that the Treehouse girls already know of 4chan's disgusting fantasies of them.
It's not like they even needed to be linked it, considering every stream chat was basically talking about tits.
>>341357212
You just know she knows thousands of horny motherfuckers are watching her right now. I bet in between breaks she pleasures herself in the bathroom to the thought
In every other thread Sony bros want to convince me Zelda U isn't literal perfection with crazy interaction. I get bullied everywhere. Please general on /vg/.
>>341348978
I mean, she wears this stuff intentionally, no?
Do you think she will read all the comments on the internet? Even Twitch was filled with those.
She will rub to them. She will, no?
>>341348978
she's looks like sarah silverman
the real question is, does she have an ass?
>>341357569
what the fug
I don't think I ever found that
>>341357379
Do it, this should be fun.
>>341357849
Twitch was hilarious.
Literally a new comment that had to get removed every two seconds.
Whenever she was on it was a constant stream of people talking about her big tits
>>341357849
neogaf damage control. We don't need to go to /vg/. Once things go to /vg/, especially a fucking single player game series, all is lost.
>>341357849
todd btfo
>>341357648
What? Leak just says he will say like a word and he already did this in WW.
>five pages text
>everything plausible
>nitpicks one line
Also that voice at the beginning was Nayru, I guess.
>>341357047
That throat though.
Have you ever been hugged by a girl anon? It feels good. not a normie, and tits make me think of hugs more than sexy stuff.
Nintendo Treehouse sure is fun.
This place is rapist central
>>341357336
Kek, 4chan wins once again.
>>341357931
>not scouring every dungeon until you've opened every chest marked by the Compass
C'mon anon, do you even Zelda?
Why does this alone look better than Ubisoft's game that's entirely about skiing?
anybody excited for some paper mario videos?
>>341358029
>watching twitch chat
I have no idea how you do it.
>>341357893
someone posted a webm from the championships and i would say not really
>>341358117
I've been hugged by a girl oncemy sister
>>341358153
Rape isnt fun sex is not fun unless the woman is enjoying herself
>>341358360
That's true, really.
>>341358153
That involves confidence and going outside
I love the Wolf Link stuff, but I get triggered by it because it's not canon and introduced in the story, and since I'm a huge faggot I will not use it
>>341357379
daily reminder anons that there were will always be cancerous normalfags like this.
>>341358318
I only did it occasionally to see whether other people also want to fuck Audrey like an animal
>>341355934
inkredible
>>341358349
>tfw you feel your sisters tits against your chest while hugging
>>341355204
>>341350165
>>341350427
>normalfags
>people seriously think Audrey doesn't know about the people fapping to her today
Trust me, she knows already. On the first day of 2014's Treehouse stream she had a bad habit of saying "Exactly" all the time, and both /v/ and twitch chat wouldn't stop joking about it. The next morning she was already referencing it on twitter.
>>341358153
That's not very nice. Rape is gross. I'm going to die a virgin and it's painful to know but I'd still never hurt or force myself on a woman like that. Sex is supposed to be loving and consensual.
>>341358360
>>341358425
>be refugee
>rape qt Euro girl during summer
>realize mid-rape how wrong it is
>can never go back
>>341353778
There's no more?
>>341357849
Fuck them. Everyone is butt hurt that Nintendo actually had something worth while to show this year after the shit storm of muh too gaymz.
Dem niggaz just mad.
>>341349968
>>341349580
>>341350568
TWO DRIFTERS OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
>>341358558
>tfw sister has Audrey-sized tits
>>341358560
Aren't the normalfags the ones jacking off to normal girls in normal clothing.
Like put a fetish or two in there or something
I want to cuck audreys bf
>>341358560
>saving pictures of 3dpd
You sure about that?
>>341358575
She will obviously masturbate while readong all those comments. Women are fucking freaks.
It's not like she wore this stuff unintentionally.
>>341358575
>tfw it turns me on to imagine her reading lewd twitch, twitter or 4chan comments about her
I like to imagine what goes through her head while she reads about how all these anons out there who saw her on stream want to fuck her raw and see her boobs
I like to think it turns her on quite a bit and leaves her in a lecherous mood
>>341350114
What the fuck this is almost too good. Who sold their soul for this shit?
>>341357336
>All that bullshit about Link's hometown.
Stopped reading. Obviously fake.
>>341358558
>>341358654
I jerk off to pics of my sister all the time, what's the problem here?
>>341358650
I don't understand why burning grass lifts you up desu but it's still cool regardless.
Gameplay > presentation/realism.
>>341351482
geralt does that a bunch
see the funny thing with geralt is he's a womanizer emotionless kill machine but hes the most progressive person in a world of "OI SOD OFF YA FREAK" "YA PLOUGHING MUTANT CUNT"
>all of this genuine excitement is one threadI'm fairly new to /v/, is that what E3 is like every year
If so, this is wonderful
This might be the best place to do it since the other threads are full console warriors mode.
Anyone has a webm of the moment Link throws a sword at the guardian thing and uses magnetism to pick it from the floor and hit it from a distance? It's one of my favorite bits.
>>341358797Iwata.
>>341358863
>I don't understand why burning grass lifts you up
nigga haven't you ever heard of a hot air ballon
convection
>>341358804
Yeah, I too prefer my leaks Zeldaeurope tier vague and unclear.
>>341353258
No cards
>>341356235
Manyuu Hikenchou
>>341358983
Thank you based anon
>>341358878
Why are the chairs so high?
>>341358863
>I don't understand why burning grass lifts you up desu but it's still cool regardless.
Dude...
>>341358878
Great. Now I not only want a paizuri from Audrey I also want a socked footjob
>>341358908
It is, but Treehouse threads are usually always this positive and happy. Not always this full of people masturbating, but it's still there.
>>341358983
Goddammit, can't /v/ just work together one single time and find out where she lives? I'm sure she would actually love satisfying one Zelda fan after another.
>>341359009
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic. But the presentation today shows how Link starts the game, and where he gets his weapons from. All that hometown stuff is fanfiction.
>sony in one hour
What. Wasn't that yesterday?
>>341359046
This. NO CARDS.
>>341356114
Was she really a psycho attention whore though?
>>341359237
Doesn't have to be. Aonuma said he doesn't want to spoil us this stuff, maybe the actually final game starts in the hometown or you end up in the hometown later somehow. The leaks say how you get this special bow we saw in the trailer, not generic bows they found in the demo.
>>341359220
Stop Anon.I'm getting too hard.
>>341349968
who played here
Is it safe to post this
What are you guys watching now
>>341358983
She looks like Stephanie Joosten mixed with Emilia Clarke, gone goth.
>>341350415
5/10, should've left it at "THE LEGEND OF TONY HAWK'S ELDER DOGMA: SHADOW OF METAL SOULS"
>>341358908
We're high on hot women we'll never get to have sex with. Our dicks are united under a common goal. E3 is pretty much the only fun time around here nowadays though, less hate and shit flinging and more hype.
>>341358797
Iwata and Robin Williams.
>>341359220
You go to /b/ for that level of degeneracy.
>>341359220
>room full of horny /v/irgins
>Audrey in the middle on her knees undoing her top
>"Alright boys, show me what you got"
>gets surrounded by cocks
>sucks and double handjobs her way around the circle, asking everyone to glaze her huge mammaries
i cant believe how many pople are raping these poor women in this thread with pictures
>>341359241
Maybe a second stream or some gameplay demo or something?
>>341359428
Chiko
I think that Teresa is a doll, where do they sell dolls like Teresa
>>341358931
Stop. I should have seen this coming.
>>341359117
she a strong woman anon. try not to hurt yourself when fapping :)
>>341357336
Almost everything about this shit makes sense. He also said we can't dive and guess what, we can't dive. Those blue clothes Link wears instead of his green tunic also match up with the game being about water. And even on the official cover you see water/waves.
Nintendo is probably just doing a great job for once not spoiling everything.
Did Treehouse show any third-party games that looked decent? I went to bed after they said Zelda would take up the entire day.
>>341359509
through dick, unity
>>341359431
Post more blonde Audrey
>>341359660
She looks like she needs a shower. I would love to help her with that.
What the fuck is going on with E3 this year?
They had two fucking unannounced "le negative day" memedays that had press conferences, where the console companies tried to blow the fuck out of each other with 30 fps exclusives and then it was immediately finished
Then the first actual day of E3 it's "look guys, zelda" and has been just that for 8 hours. Am I looking at the wrong stream? What the fuck is happening? Where's the actual E3 shit? The actual announcements? Why am I watching a twitch interviewer every 10 minutes? What the actual fuck.
>>341359660
I would buya sex dollof her.
>>341359660
She looks like the women who trys to be the fun member of the group but is way to uptight to actually be so
>>341359690
She clearly creamed herself while playing naked Link. Women digging Aryan men are my fetish.
>>341359241
wait what
there's another sony conference?
>>341359706
They're doing stuff that isn't Zelda and Pokemon tomorrow.
Guys...
The MarioMaker servers aren't responding...
Are they... are they releasing an... an update?!
What a great game
>>341353867what do I have to name her for her to have an incest fetish
New Thread:
>>341359479
>>341359479
>>341359479
>>341359479
>>341349710
>the world
>not Kraft Work
read the manga.
>>341358848
share them, I'd like to masturbate to your sister too
>>341351961
Nintendo won
>>341359842
that is stupidly specific. All I know is that when she has sex she only breathes heavy and whimpers on occasion, very little noise
>>341357336
>>341359691
>some German faggot literally leaked the whole story on 4chan a month ago and posted legit proof
>no one even gives a shit or bothers reading it
>>341355903
not him but iwata was also a dev before becoming president and he genuinely loved vidya
>>341359915
What time/how many hours from now?
Also I did see them show Runbow for a few seconds earlier today, was that just a preview of tomorrow or what?
>>341359819
IGN has just been doing different 15-20 minute demo segments for different games all day. Nintendo literally only brought Zelda and Pokemon this year, nothing else. This E3 has been weird though, it feels different. It feels like there's nothing coming out this year and everyone is holding shit back, which is what always happens before a new console generation....
>>341348978
>>341349327
>>341349545
>>341349682
>>341350669
>>341351159
>>341351961
>>341353720
>>341355337
>>341359957
Can someone give her a tribute and post results??
>>341351939
How is that a feminism speech?
>>341360197
10 AM Pacific
>>341351961
Wew lad
The very definition of a butter face.
>>341349580
This looks like fucking shit.
>>341359959
That's easier. When talking about her, you only need to preface her name with "my". You have to do it all the time though. It has to be the thing you do. Somehow this activates the insect gene.
>>341355284
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
>>341360259
>he didn't see the pic
>>341348978
Who is this? I want lewds...
>>341354043
They're Nintendo fanbabbies, what do you expect? Lel.
anyone got the link/pass to nintendos press site?
I need those 4k images and trailer
>>341358878
>you will never sniff her chair
>>341360606
Do you make a post without reading the thread first? Dumbass.
>>341358848
share them faggot
>>341355078
Wait whats that extra B for?
>>341362069
Typo
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