I'm too lazy to come up with an edition edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc [Embed]
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
first for one hit death
Is there webm of Link blowing himself up and rolling down the hill
>>341325832
>Implying
Kindra is pure
PURE
https://youtu.be/pURJDToKA0k
Thread theme
>World boss 1 shots you
>[continued laughter]
The treehouse E3 makes me so happy
Im reminded why we did that card
fourth for link crumbling down the cliff
That bokoblin got out fucking skilled
KINDRA
ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH
>drinks a cold resistance potion
>proceeds to head towards volcanoes
Is Zelda (game, not princess) saved?
>>341326157
Who "3 Heart Naked Link Run" here?
>no food
>no heart containers
>no weapons
>no clothes
THERES STILL MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>341322995
MORE
O
R
E
Can someone tell me about the kinetic energy thing? I missed it.
Who /boringafnotbuyingit/ here
Man I love this game.
All the TECHNOLOGY, all that fun.
Nintendo truly outdid themselves
>>341326409
Right? Even though they have less games, this year's stream is better than back then. It's great.
Has anybody checked outside these comfy threads?
Is /v/ filled with tons of "what went wrong" threads?
Have they found or extract any sort of milk for the cooking?
I feel like the jokes about her tits would increase 10x the moment some milk is shown
>>341326504
Disgusting Jewess.
>"Oh no that's mine bitch"
You think he's going to get chewed out later for that?
>>341326395
Anon that's not the offical first boss
There's still dungeons
Be kind to your animal self.
I am glad we are back to zelda games being "those little things" games and not cinematic hand holded games
>>341326662
Thats typical /v/ for you. So much negativity and hating games.
So, can someone tell me if towns are actually in or not? I'd be kinda disappointed if not. Stuff like Kakariko and its theme is what made me fall in love with this series. Really.
>>341326738
They said fuck during E3 2014
>>341326662
Earlier it was fucking awful, it's died down a good deal now
Can you switch weapons mid-combo?
>>341326662
i saw one but it only had 4 replies lol
>>341326632
>freeze an item
>hit as much as you can before timer goes off
>thing shoots up in the air/in the distance
>>341326662
Apparently people are very "it's different therefore it's RUINED HOW WHERE ARE MUH HEARTS IN THE GRASS"
>>341326570
You'll die without clothes though.
>>341326504
is that a man
>porn of the treehouse girls
We've gone past the point of no return, so we should keep going.
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>>341326409
I know right?
But more importantly, this Zelda looks so damn good man.
I fucking wait to play it.
>>341326838
>4 threads in a row and people still asking this
YES, THERE WILL BE TOWN
they can't talk about it yet because it connect to the world and spoiler
>>341326662
Right now it's full of:
>Whatever brand I'm loyal to, won this E3
Even one saying AMD won
>>341326662
>/v/ is filled with shitposting
Whoa man who could guess that would happen
>>341326632
>hit a boulder with stasis
>smack it with your weapon a few times
>make time flow again
>boulder suddenly shoots off because of stored kinetic energy
>>341326409
It's great. No cinematic trailers or corporate CEO speeches. They just play the games and talk about them.
>>341326987
is there more?
>>341326790
Fuck I missed the pupper, did they say/show anything interesting with him?
>>341326643
best girl
>>341326987
>really need to go to Uni classes
>we'll be right back
somebody hold me
>>341326632
KONO DIO DA!
>>341326838
They are. They just said they couldn't talk about them because of story significance.
>>341326987
shits not even good
dont post that
>>341326636
>you can beat stalfos to death with its own arm
>boulder launching
>shirtless link
>shivering link
>panting link
>shivering, panting, shirtless link
>shield surfing
>weapon stealing
>weapon throwing
>BOULDER
>LAUNCHING
>rock climbing
>weather
>hilarious goddamn cooking
you got some bad taste in vidya or you're baiting, son
>>341326956
You can make fires to survive in the cold, you don't need healing or clothes.
>>341326157
>Comfy
Stop this.
>>341326886
IIRC Chiko did some witch time bow and sword shenanigans or something like
honestly the quick change menu seems to be pretty fast, dont know why that wouldnt be possible
>>341326632
Here it is.
>>341326987
>>341326956
They showed potions that increase temperature resistances
anything cool so far on the last hours?
>>341326838
We've already seen a few villages, one was in that icy area.
They just can't go there yet because spoilers.
>>341326809
>>341326662
Someone posted the link to this thread in the sticky earlier.
It was awful, all the console war kiddies started to go full "SONY WON, NINTENDO IS SHIT" on us
>>341326956
You just need to keep making fires every ten steps.
>>341327151
You probably shouldn't include your homolust in a list of features m8.
>>341327101
He has 3 hearts and if he dies you need to wait a day to use the amiibo and bring him back. But if he has TPHD data on him he'll have more hearts. He works as a companion and will help you hunt animals and sniff out items and stuff.
>>341327016
towns are probably not in the open world and you are teleported to them.
>>341326929
you forgot "THIS FEATURE IS USED IN WONDERFUL GAMES IT'S BAD WHEN ZELDA DOES IT" too. basically everything and its contrary is a reason to shitpost.
>>341327186
ZA WARDO
TOKI TO ME
>They announce a Nintendo conference to reveal the NX after the show
>>341327229
Zelda U
That big glowing spiderbot statue looks so cool. I wanna walk around that booth so bad.
>>341326838
I really hope the NX version actually looks like that.
>>341326956
no you can make fire or drink potions to sustain the cold
SKATEBOARDING CONFIRMED
This Treehouse has been a goldmine of gameplay webms
What do the other E3 shows even talk about?
>>341327130
It's Kraftwerk, actually.
>>341327285
>SONY WON
lolwut
ALL 3 QTS AT ONCE
3 WAY BOIS
NOW ITS SHRINE TIME
3 babes at a time, I'm not ready yet girls have mercy
>>341327325
Actually he has the same number of hearts as he has in TP the last time you used it.
AUDREY IS BACK HNNNG
>>341326570
Is it possible to fight weaponless? I didn't see any unarmed combat.
she's back
The power trio has assembled.
MAH DIIIIIIIICK!
TERESA IS BACK
>>341326386
Best moment
>>341327229
ZA WARUDO
The cooking system has an assload of recipes and it's probably the coolest system I've ever seen
>>341327325
>pupper is amiibo
>>341327368
that spin at the end keeps cracking me up
TRIPLE TROUBLE POWER HOUR
>Aw he's adorable, poor baby
everyone wants a piece of Link
>those skanky nintendo girl outfits
>Fight Stalfos
>He falls apart
>Freeze time
>Sledgehammer his head
>Time resets
>His head hits the horizon
>>341327545
Almost. No Sam.
>>341327368
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater: Zelda Edition
Nintendo won
>all 3 semen demons at once
GUYS HELP I CAN'T JACK OFF AT WORK BUT MY PANTS ARE DRIPPING GALLONS OF PRE
The jewess has such a qt laugh.
>AUDREY WILL NEVER STEAL YOUR SHIELD REAL HARD
>all girl stream
boner stop
i want to fap to her so bad but my mom is home
fuck
>turn on the E3 channel
>no more tits and qt's
>dorito pope and shitty toys
J U S T
>>341327803
You're watching the wrong stream, m9.
>all qt3.14 stream
I don't care what Sony or MS do now, Nintendo won E3
>>341327324
>not enjoying shirtless shivering link
are you gay or something
THOSE FUCKING TIIIIITS!!!
>>341327803
go to the nintendo for 3 qts at the same time
>>341327541
I'm not sure if you can select your fists but all of your weapons have durability until you get the Master Sword. Presumably you can fist fight when all your weapons break.
>>341327803
The hell you watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZwAGNVjc0
>>341327803
Looks like you're in the wrong stream
>>341327368
That's RADICAL tho
>comfy cooking
>comfy tits
reminds me why I love Nintendo's E3 conference so much every year
>>341327774
>Not asking her to join in to increase efficiency
so when is Treehouse supposed to end today?
Link is humming! My heart!
>>341327691
>posting worst girl
lmaoing hard at your taste kid
The last time I saw 3 girls act this goofy was a start to a lesbian porn.
IS THIS LESBIAN PORN?
LEWD
>took of his shirt
LEWD
>Hylian heat
LEWDER!
>taking link's shirt off
>hylian heat
audrey thirsty af
>remove shirt and joke about it
oh wow thay are not even subtle about it
HYLIAN HATE
is it /ss/ time with link and the treehouse sluts?
IT'S SEXIST STOP OBJECTIFYING LINK HE'S NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>341327803
We have 2 qt's and MEGA MILK at the nintendo channel, tune in anon.
Audrey knows what's up
>>341327774
>Tfw fapped to Audrey the first go round and to porn the second
>Kendra+Audrey now
>Roommate just came home
just
Audrey you absolutely unashamed fujoshi
go home and shlick to your Chrom mousepad
>Hylian Heat
>girls giggling over link being shirtless
cute
Holy shit they're soaking their panties for Link.
The legend of arx fatalis?
>his wrestling name is hylian heat
>Hylian Heat
toplel
>That way to make fire
>Fire actually keep you warm
God DAMN
>hot link by a hot fire
Wow they're not even trying to hide their thirst for the Link D
>>341327997
>watching lesbian porn
Nice job outing yourself as a pleb.
>Hot Link by a hot fire
TOO
LEWD
>girls laughing at a naked Link
>These crazy bitches are putting Link shirtless in the snow
Bloody hell nintendo
>>341327997SOON
>Hylian heat
>>Hylian heat
I laffed
>can sit at the campfire
Comfiest Zelda
>>341327774
>his mom doesn't jerk him off
>Audrey proving the possibility of a Naked Link Run in the cold sections
Is she reading these threads between the segments?
>Audrey's making Link run around the cold with no shirt
HOT LINK
HOT FIRE
I wanna marry these ladies
even though I only want that boi pussy
>>341328083
>shirt removed
>hylian heat
AUDREY PLEASE
THESE GIRLS ARE HORNY AS FUCK.
JUST HAVE SEX ON STAGE
YOU CAN BE A VIKING
enjoying this shirtless link in cold area action
Poor Link, they're going to use him as their boy toy
>is ok to objectify men
wew lads equality amirite
>>341327886
>>341327929
>>341327936
>>341327940
>>341328049
>those tits
n-n-nintendo is for kids right?
>>341327997
It's also the only time you'll see 3 girls playing video games together, so... Maybe?
>>341327016
>>341327131
>>341327234
Then how did the rumors come up there are no towns?
And why is this game literal perfection and looks so fun?
Fuck.
g-guh
THANK YOU MEGA MILK
>>341328010
>My metal sword
>hylian heat
>Hot link by a hot fire
>Shirtless link
>Making him shiver
>Audrey's barely contained link lust
Someone needs to stop her before she starts getting off right there
I WANT TO FUCK LINK
I'm just trying to find some damn SMT IV Apocalypse footage.
>>341328209
OH
MY GOD!
i don't get the hate that's actually good banter
>eat spicy food
>can tolerant cold weather now
NOICE
>>341327903
lol, i bet there is at least one guy in this thread who would actually suck boy link's penis for a whole day if he could play the new zelda early. haha.
>LINK SLOW DOWN TIME
>GO FULL ORAORAORA ON GOBLIN
WHAAAAAAT
EVEN AUDREY CAN PULL OFF WITCH TIME
holy shit that dude from before was ass
>>341328230
Because people saw a vast empty grassland and started making assumptions.
People are retarded.
STOP OBJECTIFYING MEN
anyone has the pic of mega tits before the surgery?I'll still hit that shit
>>341328195
I hope so
>>341327186
First thing I do when I get the time stop is freeze a generic enemy, whip out my fists, and punch him enough that he would die.
>>341328209
I'd buy a WiiU if Audrey goes full lesbian
>>341328428
it's like those timing attacks from Twilight Princess
>>341328209
Does your mother know you use such words on the computer?
>>341328209
>>341328096
>All girls at Tree house are pedos
kek
I love Teresa's voice
>>341327079
I hope there will be soon, in all honestyI'd pay for it.
>that's what you get for being innocent near me
Audrey confirmed for /ss/?
I'd open Audrey's treasure box from all sides if you know what I mean
Nintendo girls are the most tolerable E3 presenters.
Anyone else wish Zelda would take on different damage types already? Like pierce/slash/crush damage and such? Maybe even resistances to these.
is this the hottest link yet?
>Can blow up chests
nice
>>341328230
>Then how did the rumors come up there are no towns?
literally one shitposter can read keep posting it and people got baited
>open it from the front
>from the side
>or from the back
Jesus Christ.
>chests on fire
>forcing Link to freeze to keep him shirtless
despair but also a boner
>Hylian Heat
>I am hungry
yeah u r, for some D
Flurry rush could use some work desu.
Not expecting MGR tier zandatsu action but it's kinda strange how you end up behind the enemy you're attacking.
But I'm assuming things are still being tweaked.
Fucking Platoon here!
>>341328520
post yfw you saw those tits for the first time
>you can blow up wooden treasure chests
>>341328480
Shut theheckup
>>341328409
I would suck boy link's penis for a whole day for literally no further reward.
>>341328626
VIVA LA RAZA
>it even has the framerate of an N64 Zelda
>>341326157
Hold up guys this is important
Not been watching stream cos I don't want to entirely spoil myself
Apparently there's Colossus fights in Zelda? Like they've full on just gone full SOTC mode.
Weird question but kinda important, do you retain momentum or something on them? For example in SOTC you can pull of all sorts of tricks like the 3rd fight if you jump right as he pulls up the sword you fly 100ft into the air and shit.
Just wondering because in 2014 that horse jump thing looked like a fixed animation rather than an inertia-based jump.
>Hobogoblins
>More hobogoblins
Kinda was hoping for more variety here so far
>you won't get to see extensive Zelda gameplay or play the game until Spring next year, once E3 is over
Why are Treehouse such SJWs if they have girls that can bring on the bants like this?
>everyone is refering them to boxes but audrey cant stop saying chest
>>341328539
They honestly are. Compared to Aisha Tyler? Holy crap.
>>341327368
SO HERE I AM
>>341328653
>chest on fire
>open it from the side and back
who /goingtowatchlesbianpornimmediatelyafterthetreehouse/ here?
audrey is so fucking cute
>giggling girls will never force you to be shirtless and toy with your body heat for fun
>just keep going
>>341328142
So who is responsible for fucking up the games? How can the treehouse team be this lewd casually and them NoA puts everyone in burkas?
>he came with a vengence
>>341328784
They have this guy
>I don't want to see a man with a shirt on
>>341328742
They already mentioned that there are a lot of them in this particular part of the world
>>341328741
>Like they've full on just gone full SOTC mode.
no, link can climb on shit, but there's no SOTC things yet.
>HE CAME WITH A VENGENCE
Shamelessly objectifying poor Link
>>341328826
SO DON'T EVER TURN YOUR BACK AGAIN
>That's what you get for being all innocent around me.
I like how they keep talking about chests.
I want them to mention Audrey's chest already as a joke. It'll be so hot.
Why are women so fucking annoying.
I had to mute the stream because of them.
Why can't both of them just shut up and occasionally jiggle their boobs?
>>341328653
my tongue
>>341328742
Probably the main enemy of this "plateau"
Hopefully the other ones have different enemies
amazing chest ahead
>>341328856
>not jerking off to the stream
>>341328803
actually they're better than the men too
You are going to buy Audrey's game, right?
Nintendo won simply by having thirsty sluts demonstrate their games
>>341327691
i hate her fucking voice and face. don't post her again.
STOP TAKING WHAT SHE'S SAYING AND MAKING IT SEXUAL
AUDREY IS PURE
>Video game feminists always go on about how male gamers are sexist for playing as skimpy girls
>Girls play as guys and take their shirts off
We as a species are just horny as fuck by default.
>I like how Link's skin is reddish from the cold
someone stop this woman
old man is ganondorf for sure
>the old guy is on the mountain now
what the fuck
>>341328626
Audrey likes her wrestling
SKIRTS WHEN
they're gonna slide down all the way
>>341328954
>quiet overworld
>same horse controls
>horse jumpy thing
>literally colossus fights
Taking inspiration from a masterpiece isn't a bad thing anon
I'm not sure if i should fap to the girls or Link
>Link's dialogue has him stuttering if he's too cold
fucking
incredible
This shit is gold.
>all these virgins circlejerking over obnoxious fucken Treehouse whores
Literally kill you're selfs.
ugh GOD the fucking giggling
might rub one out boys
>>341328592
>>341328592
sauce pls
>old man reacting to the bomb
nice touch
>>341328784
Because the girls are just grunts who don't do a the decision making. Sam might since she's almost on Bill's level, but I doubt either of them make those calls.
>>341328770
>not going yo suisse toy
I'll be playing that shit this year, son
