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This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc [Embed]
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
first for one hit death
Is there webm of Link blowing himself up and rolling down the hill
>>341325832
>Implying
Kindra is pure
PURE
https://youtu.be/pURJDToKA0k
Thread theme
>World boss 1 shots you
>[continued laughter]
The treehouse E3 makes me so happy
Im reminded why we did that card
fourth for link crumbling down the cliff
That bokoblin got out fucking skilled
KINDRA
ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH
>drinks a cold resistance potion
>proceeds to head towards volcanoes
Is Zelda (game, not princess) saved?
>>341326157
Who "3 Heart Naked Link Run" here?
>no food
>no heart containers
>no weapons
>no clothes
THERES STILL MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>341322995
MORE
O
R
E
Can someone tell me about the kinetic energy thing? I missed it.
Who /boringafnotbuyingit/ here
Man I love this game.
All the TECHNOLOGY, all that fun.
Nintendo truly outdid themselves
>>341326409
Right? Even though they have less games, this year's stream is better than back then. It's great.
Has anybody checked outside these comfy threads?
Is /v/ filled with tons of "what went wrong" threads?
Have they found or extract any sort of milk for the cooking?
I feel like the jokes about her tits would increase 10x the moment some milk is shown
>>341326504
Disgusting Jewess.
>"Oh no that's mine bitch"
You think he's going to get chewed out later for that?
>>341326395
Anon that's not the offical first boss
There's still dungeons
Be kind to your animal self.
I am glad we are back to zelda games being "those little things" games and not cinematic hand holded games
>>341326662
Thats typical /v/ for you. So much negativity and hating games.
So, can someone tell me if towns are actually in or not? I'd be kinda disappointed if not. Stuff like Kakariko and its theme is what made me fall in love with this series. Really.
>>341326738
They said fuck during E3 2014
>>341326662
Earlier it was fucking awful, it's died down a good deal now
Can you switch weapons mid-combo?
>>341326662
i saw one but it only had 4 replies lol
>>341326632
>freeze an item
>hit as much as you can before timer goes off
>thing shoots up in the air/in the distance
>>341326662
Apparently people are very "it's different therefore it's RUINED HOW WHERE ARE MUH HEARTS IN THE GRASS"
>>341326570
You'll die without clothes though.
>>341326504
is that a man
>porn of the treehouse girls
We've gone past the point of no return, so we should keep going.
<message deleted>
>>341326409
I know right?
But more importantly, this Zelda looks so damn good man.
I fucking wait to play it.
>>341326838
>4 threads in a row and people still asking this
YES, THERE WILL BE TOWN
they can't talk about it yet because it connect to the world and spoiler
>>341326662
Right now it's full of:
>Whatever brand I'm loyal to, won this E3
Even one saying AMD won
>>341326662
>/v/ is filled with shitposting
Whoa man who could guess that would happen
>>341326632
>hit a boulder with stasis
>smack it with your weapon a few times
>make time flow again
>boulder suddenly shoots off because of stored kinetic energy
>>341326409
It's great. No cinematic trailers or corporate CEO speeches. They just play the games and talk about them.
>>341326987
is there more?
>>341326790
Fuck I missed the pupper, did they say/show anything interesting with him?
>>341326643
best girl
>really need to go to Uni classes
>we'll be right back
somebody hold me
>>341326632
KONO DIO DA!
>>341326838
They are. They just said they couldn't talk about them because of story significance.
>>341326987
shits not even good
dont post that
>>341326636
>you can beat stalfos to death with its own arm
>boulder launching
>shirtless link
>shivering link
>panting link
>shivering, panting, shirtless link
>shield surfing
>weapon stealing
>weapon throwing
>BOULDER
>LAUNCHING
>rock climbing
>weather
>hilarious goddamn cooking
you got some bad taste in vidya or you're baiting, son
>>341326956
You can make fires to survive in the cold, you don't need healing or clothes.
>>341326157
>Comfy
Stop this.
>>341326886
IIRC Chiko did some witch time bow and sword shenanigans or something like
honestly the quick change menu seems to be pretty fast, dont know why that wouldnt be possible
>>341326632
Here it is.
>>341326956
They showed potions that increase temperature resistances
anything cool so far on the last hours?
>>341326838
We've already seen a few villages, one was in that icy area.
They just can't go there yet because spoilers.
>>341326662
Someone posted the link to this thread in the sticky earlier.
It was awful, all the console war kiddies started to go full "SONY WON, NINTENDO IS SHIT" on us
>>341326956
You just need to keep making fires every ten steps.
>>341327151
You probably shouldn't include your homolust in a list of features m8.
>>341327101
He has 3 hearts and if he dies you need to wait a day to use the amiibo and bring him back. But if he has TPHD data on him he'll have more hearts. He works as a companion and will help you hunt animals and sniff out items and stuff.
>>341327016
towns are probably not in the open world and you are teleported to them.
>>341326929
you forgot "THIS FEATURE IS USED IN WONDERFUL GAMES IT'S BAD WHEN ZELDA DOES IT" too. basically everything and its contrary is a reason to shitpost.
>>341327186
ZA WARDO
TOKI TO ME
>They announce a Nintendo conference to reveal the NX after the show
>>341327229
Zelda U
That big glowing spiderbot statue looks so cool. I wanna walk around that booth so bad.
>>341326838
I really hope the NX version actually looks like that.
>>341326956
no you can make fire or drink potions to sustain the cold
SKATEBOARDING CONFIRMED
This Treehouse has been a goldmine of gameplay webms
What do the other E3 shows even talk about?
>>341327130
It's Kraftwerk, actually.
>>341327285
>SONY WON
lolwut
ALL 3 QTS AT ONCE
3 WAY BOIS
NOW ITS SHRINE TIME
3 babes at a time, I'm not ready yet girls have mercy
>>341327325
Actually he has the same number of hearts as he has in TP the last time you used it.
AUDREY IS BACK HNNNG
>>341326570
Is it possible to fight weaponless? I didn't see any unarmed combat.
she's back
The power trio has assembled.
MAH DIIIIIIIICK!
TERESA IS BACK
>>341326386
Best moment
>>341327229
ZA WARUDO
The cooking system has an assload of recipes and it's probably the coolest system I've ever seen
>>341327325
>pupper is amiibo
>>341327368
that spin at the end keeps cracking me up
TRIPLE TROUBLE POWER HOUR
>Aw he's adorable, poor baby
everyone wants a piece of Link
>those skanky nintendo girl outfits
>Fight Stalfos
>He falls apart
>Freeze time
>Sledgehammer his head
>Time resets
>His head hits the horizon
>>341327545
Almost. No Sam.
>>341327368
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater: Zelda Edition
Nintendo won
>all 3 semen demons at once
GUYS HELP I CAN'T JACK OFF AT WORK BUT MY PANTS ARE DRIPPING GALLONS OF PRE
The jewess has such a qt laugh.
>AUDREY WILL NEVER STEAL YOUR SHIELD REAL HARD
>all girl stream
boner stop
i want to fap to her so bad but my mom is home
fuck
>turn on the E3 channel
>no more tits and qt's
>dorito pope and shitty toys
J U S T
>>341327803
You're watching the wrong stream, m9.
>all qt3.14 stream
I don't care what Sony or MS do now, Nintendo won E3
>>341327324
>not enjoying shirtless shivering link
are you gay or something
THOSE FUCKING TIIIIITS!!!
>>341327803
go to the nintendo for 3 qts at the same time
>>341327541
I'm not sure if you can select your fists but all of your weapons have durability until you get the Master Sword. Presumably you can fist fight when all your weapons break.
>>341327803
The hell you watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZwAGNVjc0
>>341327803
Looks like you're in the wrong stream
>>341327368
That's RADICAL tho
>comfy cooking
>comfy tits
reminds me why I love Nintendo's E3 conference so much every year
>>341327774
>Not asking her to join in to increase efficiency
so when is Treehouse supposed to end today?
Link is humming! My heart!
>>341327691
>posting worst girl
lmaoing hard at your taste kid
The last time I saw 3 girls act this goofy was a start to a lesbian porn.
IS THIS LESBIAN PORN?
LEWD
>took of his shirt
LEWD
>Hylian heat
LEWDER!
>taking link's shirt off
>hylian heat
audrey thirsty af
>remove shirt and joke about it
oh wow thay are not even subtle about it
HYLIAN HATE
is it /ss/ time with link and the treehouse sluts?
IT'S SEXIST STOP OBJECTIFYING LINK HE'S NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>341327803
We have 2 qt's and MEGA MILK at the nintendo channel, tune in anon.
Audrey knows what's up
>>341327774
>Tfw fapped to Audrey the first go round and to porn the second
>Kendra+Audrey now
>Roommate just came home
just
Audrey you absolutely unashamed fujoshi
go home and shlick to your Chrom mousepad
>Hylian Heat
>girls giggling over link being shirtless
cute
Holy shit they're soaking their panties for Link.
The legend of arx fatalis?
>his wrestling name is hylian heat
>Hylian Heat
toplel
>That way to make fire
>Fire actually keep you warm
God DAMN
>hot link by a hot fire
Wow they're not even trying to hide their thirst for the Link D
>>341327997
>watching lesbian porn
Nice job outing yourself as a pleb.
>Hot Link by a hot fire
TOO
LEWD
>girls laughing at a naked Link
>These crazy bitches are putting Link shirtless in the snow
Bloody hell nintendo
>>341327997SOON
>Hylian heat
>>Hylian heat
I laffed
>can sit at the campfire
Comfiest Zelda
>>341327774
>his mom doesn't jerk him off
>Audrey proving the possibility of a Naked Link Run in the cold sections
Is she reading these threads between the segments?
>Audrey's making Link run around the cold with no shirt
HOT LINK
HOT FIRE
I wanna marry these ladies
even though I only want that boi pussy
>>341328083
>shirt removed
>hylian heat
AUDREY PLEASE
THESE GIRLS ARE HORNY AS FUCK.
JUST HAVE SEX ON STAGE
YOU CAN BE A VIKING
enjoying this shirtless link in cold area action
Poor Link, they're going to use him as their boy toy
>is ok to objectify men
wew lads equality amirite
>>341327886
>>341327929
>>341327936
>>341327940
>>341328049
>those tits
n-n-nintendo is for kids right?
>>341327997
It's also the only time you'll see 3 girls playing video games together, so... Maybe?
>>341327016
>>341327131
>>341327234
Then how did the rumors come up there are no towns?
And why is this game literal perfection and looks so fun?
Fuck.
g-guh
THANK YOU MEGA MILK
>>341328010
>My metal sword
>hylian heat
>Hot link by a hot fire
>Shirtless link
>Making him shiver
>Audrey's barely contained link lust
Someone needs to stop her before she starts getting off right there
I WANT TO FUCK LINK
I'm just trying to find some damn SMT IV Apocalypse footage.
>>341328209
OH
MY GOD!
i don't get the hate that's actually good banter
>eat spicy food
>can tolerant cold weather now
NOICE
>>341327903
lol, i bet there is at least one guy in this thread who would actually suck boy link's penis for a whole day if he could play the new zelda early. haha.
>LINK SLOW DOWN TIME
>GO FULL ORAORAORA ON GOBLIN
WHAAAAAAT
EVEN AUDREY CAN PULL OFF WITCH TIME
holy shit that dude from before was ass
>>341328230
Because people saw a vast empty grassland and started making assumptions.
People are retarded.
STOP OBJECTIFYING MEN
anyone has the pic of mega tits before the surgery?I'll still hit that shit
>>341328195
I hope so
>>341327186
First thing I do when I get the time stop is freeze a generic enemy, whip out my fists, and punch him enough that he would die.
>>341328209
I'd buy a WiiU if Audrey goes full lesbian
>>341328428
it's like those timing attacks from Twilight Princess
>>341328209
Does your mother know you use such words on the computer?
>>341328096
>All girls at Tree house are pedos
kek
I love Teresa's voice
>>341327079
I hope there will be soon, in all honestyI'd pay for it.
>that's what you get for being innocent near me
Audrey confirmed for /ss/?
I'd open Audrey's treasure box from all sides if you know what I mean
Nintendo girls are the most tolerable E3 presenters.
Anyone else wish Zelda would take on different damage types already? Like pierce/slash/crush damage and such? Maybe even resistances to these.
is this the hottest link yet?
>Can blow up chests
nice
>>341328230
>Then how did the rumors come up there are no towns?
literally one shitposter can read keep posting it and people got baited
>open it from the front
>from the side
>or from the back
Jesus Christ.
>chests on fire
>forcing Link to freeze to keep him shirtless
despair but also a boner
>Hylian Heat
>I am hungry
yeah u r, for some D
Flurry rush could use some work desu.
Not expecting MGR tier zandatsu action but it's kinda strange how you end up behind the enemy you're attacking.
But I'm assuming things are still being tweaked.
Fucking Platoon here!
>>341328520
post yfw you saw those tits for the first time
>you can blow up wooden treasure chests
>>341328480
Shut theheckup
>>341328409
I would suck boy link's penis for a whole day for literally no further reward.
>>341328626
VIVA LA RAZA
>it even has the framerate of an N64 Zelda
>>341326157
Hold up guys this is important
Not been watching stream cos I don't want to entirely spoil myself
Apparently there's Colossus fights in Zelda? Like they've full on just gone full SOTC mode.
Weird question but kinda important, do you retain momentum or something on them? For example in SOTC you can pull of all sorts of tricks like the 3rd fight if you jump right as he pulls up the sword you fly 100ft into the air and shit.
Just wondering because in 2014 that horse jump thing looked like a fixed animation rather than an inertia-based jump.
>Hobogoblins
>More hobogoblins
Kinda was hoping for more variety here so far
>you won't get to see extensive Zelda gameplay or play the game until Spring next year, once E3 is over
Why are Treehouse such SJWs if they have girls that can bring on the bants like this?
>everyone is refering them to boxes but audrey cant stop saying chest
>>341328539
They honestly are. Compared to Aisha Tyler? Holy crap.
>>341327368
SO HERE I AM
>>341328653
>chest on fire
>open it from the side and back
who /goingtowatchlesbianpornimmediatelyafterthetreehouse/ here?
audrey is so fucking cute
>giggling girls will never force you to be shirtless and toy with your body heat for fun
>just keep going
>>341328142
So who is responsible for fucking up the games? How can the treehouse team be this lewd casually and them NoA puts everyone in burkas?
>he came with a vengence
>>341328784
They have this guy
>I don't want to see a man with a shirt on
>>341328742
They already mentioned that there are a lot of them in this particular part of the world
>>341328741
>Like they've full on just gone full SOTC mode.
no, link can climb on shit, but there's no SOTC things yet.
>HE CAME WITH A VENGENCE
Shamelessly objectifying poor Link
>>341328826
SO DON'T EVER TURN YOUR BACK AGAIN
>That's what you get for being all innocent around me.
I like how they keep talking about chests.
I want them to mention Audrey's chest already as a joke. It'll be so hot.
Why are women so fucking annoying.
I had to mute the stream because of them.
Why can't both of them just shut up and occasionally jiggle their boobs?
>>341328653
my tongue
>>341328742
Probably the main enemy of this "plateau"
Hopefully the other ones have different enemies
amazing chest ahead
>>341328856
>not jerking off to the stream
>>341328803
actually they're better than the men too
You are going to buy Audrey's game, right?
Nintendo won simply by having thirsty sluts demonstrate their games
>>341327691
i hate her fucking voice and face. don't post her again.
STOP TAKING WHAT SHE'S SAYING AND MAKING IT SEXUAL
AUDREY IS PURE
>Video game feminists always go on about how male gamers are sexist for playing as skimpy girls
>Girls play as guys and take their shirts off
We as a species are just horny as fuck by default.
>I like how Link's skin is reddish from the cold
someone stop this woman
old man is ganondorf for sure
>the old guy is on the mountain now
what the fuck
>>341328626
Audrey likes her wrestling
SKIRTS WHEN
they're gonna slide down all the way
>>341328954
>quiet overworld
>same horse controls
>horse jumpy thing
>literally colossus fights
Taking inspiration from a masterpiece isn't a bad thing anon
I'm not sure if i should fap to the girls or Link
>Link's dialogue has him stuttering if he's too cold
fucking
incredible
This shit is gold.
>all these virgins circlejerking over obnoxious fucken Treehouse whores
Literally kill you're selfs.
ugh GOD the fucking giggling
might rub one out boys
>>341328592
>>341328592
sauce pls
>old man reacting to the bomb
nice touch
>>341328784
Because the girls are just grunts who don't do a the decision making. Sam might since she's almost on Bill's level, but I doubt either of them make those calls.
>>341328770
>not going yo suisse toy
I'll be playing that shit this year, son
Did they finally announce female link?
>>341329081
PURE
SLUT
>>341329098
Olda man is another Link for sure.
TIME FOR NEW SHRINE POWERS
>Talk to old man at the top of them mountain when your shirt is off.
>He comments on it and gives you a quilted shirt.
This game has so much polish holy shit.
I could have sworn that Valve had a spot on the schedule for E3 the other day
BEST GIRL POLL COMING THROUGH
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486273
LINK IS PEOPLE HE'S NOT FOR SEXUAL STOP IT
>>341328986
Autist discovered, I hope you enjoy your neet life with no friends
So the kings just gonna follow you the whole game?
>>341329081
>fake tits
>pure
So which one is supposed to be the "main" version NX or WiiU?
Audrey is prime breeding material.
>>341329235
Yeah, That it'll never exist.
I wanna explore a desert too
Please gimme one Nintendo
>>341329192
>No fun allowed.gif
how many of you are going to play shirtless link the entire game?
why is it ok to objectify men?
Imagine a group of men lusting over a female character talking about making her go full frontal nudity
These double standars are fucking bullshit
>>341328741
I can't really say. Most other minor interactions that, in most other games would just be scripted have not been so far. For instance, we've had trees that you could cut down in order to make a bridge. In most other games that would be a scripted sequence where the tree would only fall perfectly over the chasm, but here the tree is entirely physics-based.
If those design philosophies persist throughout the game, then it's likely that those other interactions will be physics-based as well.
>>341329235
No.THEY DECONFIRMED THAT SHIT HAAAAAAAAAARD
>>341328784
they are just the social/marketing department and have nothing to do with translation
>why would you little kids jump off a cliff when you could jump in-between my cliffs?
>>341329272
I think it's just concidence.
THANK
YOU
GOD
>>341329040
The cups overfloweth.
>best girl
>not blondie
literally explain yourself
SEXUALIZE THE LINK
dude no shirt xD
>>341329391
don't be such a prude, anon
Why are those girls about to masturbate? What is going on? Are they crazy? What's going on with Nintendo and crazy, lusty girls?
And why are they all into Zelda?
>>341329298
I'm neither girl nor gay but even I know thats not true
>>341329387
no
full armor or bust
wait those boobs are fake?
boner is deflated now
>>341328856
Present. I may see if I can find some ZeldaXPeach stuff for funsies.
>>341329387
I want to play shirtless Audrey
>>341329391
they can objectify me any time they want
>>341329391
Nintendo published Bayo 2 m8, they don't have any double standards.
>>341329494
THANKS ANON
How many Nintencocks do you think Aubrey has sucked from her time with Tree house?
>>341329040
Sam is best girl
>>341329201
giv link bro
>>341329192
>girls looking at shirtless link, giggling all the time
>yeah cool
>guys looking at dressed tits, giggling all the time
>FUCK OFF VIRGINS
NEW POWERS GET HYPE
>>341329550
>he fell for the real tits meme
haha
>>341329387
>implying they won't have sections in which you need to wear some special clothes to continue.
>>341329414
>all that customization in terms of how you play
>rumors of female link
>not at least thinking it will be an option
Who else here thinks there will be a female link reveal? Honestly I wish i could just make my own link. Like choose a hairstyle.. I feel like its something that might be an options
>use your multipass
TOPKEK
>>341329391
Because of feminism. Male sexuality is toxic and problematic, but female sexuality is empowering.
>>341329391
don't complain anon, makes you no different to the SJWs
>Enemies can find makeshift weapons too
FUCKING
TECH
NOLOGY
>>341329530
There is literally a 70% chance they're going to make out after this show tonight. Honestly, I can tell.
i actually feel colder watching this
>STRAIGHT SHOTA
THIS IS THE LINE YOU NEED TO WAIT IN TO PLAY ZELDA U!
>>341329621
talking about western society as a whole
>>341329494
>poor little white Hylian
Can someone write a /ss/ fanfic with Audrey?
>Fifth Element reference
these 3 should handle all the treehouse streams from now on
>stasis mode Epona
>use whip multiple times
>acquire blazing speed horse
This would be amazing.
>already jacked off 5 times today
>felling another one coming on
NINTENDO WON
>>341329352
NX version will most likely have better performance, but it depends on what the NX's gimmick is.
If the gimmick is as big as the Wii's , then I'll stick with the original.
>>341329498
Because she has crafted an illusion.
>still going on Link topless and red skin
THESE BITCHES THRISTY AS FUCK!!
>>341329689
>dress up like a bokoblin to infiltrate a fortress
>>341329757
How'd you get that? I use youtube-dl to get stuff but I couldn't grab that.
>her giggle
>>341329627
KE NUMUT
WHICH DEV IS THAT AN ANAGRAM FOR
I'm being raped! I can't ever be shirtless ever again.
>>341329494
>that bulge
>>341329669
>POWER FANTASY
>MALE POWER FANTASY
>>341329757
how long do they get to play?
It looks like BotW has nailed "the little things" (sledding on shield, lighting stuff on fire, enemies resting when you come across them, etc). I'm quite optimistic.
Things I still want to see:
>NPCs
>Towns
SS let me down in this regard, even TP was pretty barren outside of Ordon and I guess Kakariko.
>Enemy attack speed
I'm happy to see some enemies can do serious damage, but so far all attacks seem very slow and telegraphed. I guess that's decently common in 3D Zeldas though.
>Stuff to spend rupees on
In a decent number of zelda games I get stuck at max rupees with nothing worth buying. A small point, but really, a good market system is what I'm hoping for.
>More sidequests
After replaying Majora recently, I thirst for more side quests. Plz aonuma.
>>341329669
>actually strawmanning in defense of the cancer that is Treehouse
The loading times seem pretty long, they have to cut away from them on the stream.
>>341329692
only if no top as female link
>>341329387
I would've wanted to play shirtless linkle
>>341329292
>not having best girl Chiko
>we need to show him shirtless
Man Treehouse really shouldn't taunt like that.
>Treehouse qts will never do a weekly livestream
>that framerate
>no full glorious 120fps 4KHD audrey
why live
>>341329713
I want real equality
So this is a prequel to WW or what?
The Koroks are around as well as Ganon.
Can't be a sequel since Ganon should have a sword embedded in his head.
>>341329757
kek, not even surprised. What else even is there to play at this E3?
>tfw you have a body type just like link
>tfw watching nerd girls lust over him
>>341328409
There's definitely more than one on this board who'd do it for free.
What are you guys fapping for right now?
I like how Aonuma said that the games before had magic and stuff and this game focuses on technology.
And there is a lot of fucking TECHNOLOGY in this game
>>341329669
Difference is that everyone here's just talking about getting off, and "OH MY GOD I WANNA FUCK HER"
The girls are being sly and funny
>Literally the VERY FIRST ZONE
>VERY FIRST AREA
>Full of hidden items and mini dungeons to discovers, greatly rewarding exploration
This game is literally the successor of Wind Waker!
I'm so lonely
I really hope that Monolith Soft helped on this game in some way, so that there's some Shulk amiibo usage
>Get the monado with a Shulk amiibo
pls Nintendo
>>341329925
demo has 30 mins play
but i doubt they let you hog the fucking console for 30 mins, i would take days for other people to try
mute the Zelda stream and play Gustav Holst - The Planets, Full Suite in the background on youtube.
>>341329816
after seeing that boulder sitting on the chest fly off into the distance earlier it'd be more like kerbal space program epona
>>341329950
Chiko aint in the game yet
>>341329948
This. Now they have me on the female Link team.
>>341330007
Audrey
Final Fantasy XV Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJL79RwPUg
>>341330003
fuccboi mode?
>>341329964
Literally all I've wanted since the first Treehouse stream.
>"Smooth and slick"
the time has come.
>orgasm noises
and so have I
so whose voice is it that wakes you up in the beginning?
>>341330007
That picture. MORE. I'm drowned in precum and tits right now thanks to these E3 sluts
>>341329825
jesus christ anon...
>>341330029
>thinking they would say that shit on camera
>expecting anything else on 4chan.
Anyone still wondering is Audrey is a dom? Pretty obvious at this point I think.
>>341330003
H Y R U LE
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>>341329235
They made Link male to appeal to the fujoshis. A female link would be sexist against women as link would not be a sex object for them.
>>341330116
She was the first (best) female featured though!
>ice has the Razer logo on it
really nintendo?
>>341330153
>not watching Audrey play with the Hylian Heat
>>341330153
Who cares about that piece of shit ass game? Where's KH3? WHY DONT WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE FOR IT?
>>341330085
>The Guardians resemble Mechon
>>341330083
>You will never be sucked into a geostationary orbit around Audrey's breasts
Feels bad pham
taht water bending hmm
>>341330003
But link has average Mcaverageson build
They like the cute face and hair too anon
>>341330073
Keep in mind it's a demo for E3 so they probably put things on it that will be found further in the actual game
>>341330184
it's assumed zelda
>>341330153
who?
>>341330153
>no audrey
>>341330102
nah dude gotta listen to this amazing insightful commentary
is there a rune for every shrine?!
>>341330276
was thinking about the same thing
>>341330007
Pokemon with huge unrealistic tits make me rock hard.
I love how t
you can implement the
runes into combat!
>>341330225
Mate I was just pointing out the difference
One's pathetic and desperate/creepy looking, and the other is comedy
>water drips off you when you go in the water
>>341328653
sauce for said tits??
>Link torture simulator
Looks good.
>>341330153
I wanna see tifa in FF VII remake not this boy band shit
>people expected this to be shit
I know Skyward Sword was average at best, but Link Between Worlds was amazing.
>her Link senses are tingling
I have a hunch tumblr isn't that upset anymore that Link isn't female.
>>341330372
I was wondering the same thing but the interface only has six or seven "slots" for runes so I doubt it.
>women over 18
>pure
You guys are aware that every woman that isnt completely ugly has at least 10 betas constantly orbiting her trying to get into her pants?
None of those girls are pure.
One even worked as a prostitute.
>>341330276
Bro do you not even game? get Razer iceblocks
Guys I had to sacrifice this last segment for food, after watching the cooking segment. Have I missed anything interesting?
>Horny teen literally circlejerking to a average woman with above average breasts instead of talking of this amazing game
C'mon you guys...
>ganon
>>341330429
>its only creepy because its guys doing it to girls
We planet mira again boys.
How much longer is this on?
When does this stream end today?
>I REALLY WANT TO GET THAT CHEST OUT THERE
me too
"I really wanna get that chest out there."
No kidding.
>I REALLY want to get that chest out there
I think you already got that covered, Audrey.
>>341330372
Nope.
>Runes
>Items
>Heart Containers
>other gear
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
UPDATE
>the excitement of mounting
it just never ends
>>341330372
No. You get some soul gem thing at end of them abd told yo kill Ganon
>her link senses are tingling
>The excitement is mounting
THE EXCITEMENT OF MOUNTING
>>341330578
Chests.
So NX doesn't come out until next year. This game releases for the WiiU this year. Everything I've seen is on the U thus far... I don't know if I can hold out.
>THE EXCITEMENT IS MOUNTING
>>341330587
Her tits aren't even real.
>>341330578
you missed 3 grown women drenching their panties over shirtless shivering Link
>>341330502
>Link Between Worlds was amazing.
>>341330625
STUCK ON A DIFFERENT PLAAAANET
>>341330578
Nintendo girls lusting over half naked Link
>>341330536
>>341330372
see how when they open the inventory it has 2 more rows at the bottom they are greyed out atm?
i bet you will unlock more of them in those shrines
>>341330540
>tfw I never was one of those beta orbiter
I'm so proud of this, not sure how people handle that shit.
>You can see the envy in the blonde whore's eyes
whoa the salt is real
>>341330587
as opposed to the girls on stage circlejerking over shirtless link?
Words of wisdom from Audrey!
>Old Man glides down the mountain
>>341330735
>This game releases for the WiiU this year
No, it doesn't.
he's the light sage
>the excitement of mounting
STOP
>>341330587
I'm circlejerking to Link's shivering red body
>Skipping the deep lore
>>341330837
They are talking AND playing the fucking game
>Skipping lore text
GOD DAMN IT
FAST TRAVEL CONFIRMED!
skipping dialogue.
FUCKING DROPPED
Holy shit you start dying fast in the cold water
wow shit cold water hurts like shit, I can't wait for lava
NEW AREA INCOMING
>Scavenges for peppers
>Cooks up an anti-cold potion
>All for the sake of keeping Link's shirt off and still being effective
That's both hilarious and it says a lot for how much freedom players are given with this thing.
>>341330625
>everything we've seen is just the plateau
>EVERYTHING
>outside the plateau next
AONUMA !!!
>>341330153
This game with generic fields where you can't interact with anything and you can fly a car so there is no sense of scale?
Also Bill Kaulitz from this German shit band Tokio Hotel?
>Finally leaving the Plateau
oh shit new area
That cold water damage tho.
NEW AREA NEXT
NEXT UP
OUTSIDE THE PLATEAU
They werent kidding, that water drained health really fast
>new area
>>341330837
Anon I don't know how to tell you this but video game characters aren't real people
>Aonuma showing environments further in the game
noice
WE outside of the plateau now
>out of time
Press F to pay respects to Audrey
WE LEAVING THE PLATEAU
OH SHIT
post yfw mega tits is over
>ALMOST THERE
>EXPLORING OUTSIDE OF THE PLATEAU
GET FUCKING HYPEEEEEEEE
OUTSIDE OF PLATEAU??
>outside the plateau next
Aww yiss! literal hours of just fucking around in the very first area and it all looks great
FUCK I NEED TO GO TO BED
YES MORE EXPLORATION
aonuma show us a dungeon you fucker
>>341329387
I don't want to de-value his exposed flesh, so I'll probably just stick with the classic tunic if it's anywhere in the game at all, and possibly remove shirt if the mood strokes.
>>341331056
this ain't no ezmodo zelda.
Honestly they could put in an easy mode at this point by the look of it.
>>341330625
All the more reason for Monolith Soft to push even further with their next title.
>>341331105
She'll be back after Aonuma's segment plus she'll be there tomorrow and the day after.
>Friendly reminder that all of this we've seen today is from one tiny area on the fuck huge world map which we have yet to even see the full image of (but the parts we have seen are already enormous)
>Friendly reminder that we've literally been watching this for fucking HOURS. ALL IN THE STARTING ZONE. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DUNGEON YET.
>Friendly reminder that this is going to be by far the best Zelda game we've had in a very long time
If your dick isn't hard for this, then you're legit not a Zelda fan because this is insanely good.
The depth that this game has is retarded.
>>341329963
Imagine if it were the total opposite
If they were all guys playing linkle, and they decided to take out her vest and leave her in a sarashi for the rest of the spot.
They'd be fired on the spot
>>341331125
>that fucking BOOSTO
>>341330873
Oh I thought they weren't going to do an earlier release with the U version to get them sales.that's what they outta do
>>341326157
So much good Nintendo shit today.
>>341330624
It'd be creepy if they worded it the same way you fucks are
Have they showed any dungeons or bosses outside of these dinky little mini-puzzle shrines?
All they need are good dungeons, towns, sidequests and good boss battles and this game is perfect.
>>341330960
>>341330932
It's for the people who don't want to be spoiled.
>>341330153
I used to care anon... I really did.
But it's been so long, and the trailers have been so numerous.
I just don't give a fuck about XV anymore and if anything I'm more excited for XII HD
GUYS THIS STREAM HAS GIVEN ME A ERECTION WHAT DO I DO?
>>341326157
When I saw the God of War trailer and a title showed up showing the location I thought that implied that it was going to be an open world game. The final shot showing the large world and archery points also seemed to imply it but everyone is shouting TLoU clone.
Am I wrong? I assumed this was just some intro to the game itself?
>>341331197
The best thing about it is that they didn't even EVERYTHING on the plateau, there's still a fuck ton of things to discover!
i swear the old man looks exactly like the pictograph guy from windwaker
>>341331056
Honestly, cold ___ damage was always unforgiving in Zelda games.
needs Epona It's not a real zelda without her.
>>341329249
>>341329098
He's the king of Hyrule you doofus
>>341330625
Blows my mind that EVERYTHING we've seen is only this little part of the map
>>341331381
USE IT
>>341331337
No dungeons yet I think, but they did have one random overworld boss. It oneshotted them.
>>341331305
you got the derpiest picture out there.
10/10
ITT: Children who never seen nice big tits in their life.
>half the thread is just about her boobs
You can tell summer is here when they post like their balls haven't dropped.
>>341331280
Theyd be tons of kotaku articles claiming sexism already
>>341331381
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341331307
Thats because you are gay.
So now that Zelda mugged Xenoblade of everything that was interesting about it, Shulk's gone from the next Smash. Just Link and Shirtless Link, have fun.
>>341331337
A golem came out of nowhere in the field and fucked Link's shit in one hit.
>>341331337
There was a golem world map boss that 1 shotted the player from full HP.
No dungeons or dungeon bosses yet.
>>341331280
Oh well anon.
maybe someday the chads and chadettes will leave video games alone.
>>341331381
FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE TO COLD SHIRTLESS LINK
So did Nintendo won after all?
>new area
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4UmHKTX9H4
>>341331302
The Wii U version is purely to not piss off existing owners 100%.
I bought a Wii U at launch and I'll be getting Zelda on NX if SE announce DQXI for the west.
>>341331404
we have no way of knowing
all the gameplay they did show is why people scream TLOU clone
if it isnt they havent done a good job of showing it
>>341331305
WHATS HER NAME
>>341331337
There was a Thardus-like boss that they accidentally came across, it OHKO'd them. They haven't shown off any proper dungeons yet though.
>>341331442
I know I'm spamming at this point but fucking hell I want my cozy fishing back so much!
>>341331337
They showed a giant rock world boss that one shot the dude playing the game.
jus exploring... suddenly giant boulder boss rises up. He attacked its weak point awhile, but then it just straight up one shot him and he died.
>>341331498
do you have the timestamp in the youtube stream?
>>341331276
this desu, wind waker is my favorite zelda game and this looks like a worthy successor
>>341331560
ONE GAME
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>>341331506
1) I've seen bigger tits.
2) I just fapped.
3) I'm pretty much gay.
I still can't stop looking at those tits, they are amazing. And I don't know if Ninetndo is very dumb or very clever for letting her present the game.
>>341331440
Fuck it probably IS him!Or a repentant Ganondorf
How long till it starts again?
New Thread:
>>341331605
>>341331605
>>341331605
>>341331605
>>341330153
>4000 people watching
>zelda was up to 200.000
>now still 40.000
final fantasy ded
>>341331381
JUST JERK OFF
>>341331560
For me they did. This looks amazing, and the other's games don't feel as unique.
>>341331440
Fucking... no you moron, it was Rauru.
If the Nintendo girls have you horny, I recommend this vid
http://www.xvideos.com/video4127243/gamestop_cumslut
>>341331381
There's not much you can do
Remember
He died for this game. His spirit is inside it. He died for our sins!
>>341331440
>>341331807
It's the king.
>>341331506
this, all the females in my family have gigantic milkjugs. I'm completely desensitized
>>341331528
Impossible
They're the main source of income now
We dont matter anymore
i keep thinking that theyre about to wrap up the show
But they just keep going on and on
What the fuck is this
>>341329929
>>Stuff to spend rupees on
Bruh, have we even seen Rupees?
This Link is a wild man, he lives off the land, he rejects your capitalist ideals.
>>341331929
Rauru. Sage of Light. He tells you to go to the temple of time. He is ageless. He regularly helps the Hero. Can change form as-needed.
It's Rauru if it's anyone.
>>341329963
>play shirtless
>Not completely nude
these sluts need to step up there game
>>341329989
>video games never throw out logic, especially Nintendo games.
>>341327164
how about you stop being a massive faggot
>下手ですね
Rude
>>341332119
they were mentionend in item descriptions for the opal and you can see them in the top right of the menu screen
>>341331929
Look again
Next time they show him, notice the skin tan
It was very noticeable in the snow field
Radio tower confirmed
The plateau is LESS THAN 2% OF THE WORLD!
There you go fags, towns confirmed.
Towns confimred
>towns confirmed
GET FUCKED NAYSAYERS
>there are towns in the game
Hopefully some of you autists will calm down now.
>>341333471
it's called shitposting anon. posts and posters don't base any of their information on facts, they just spam shit and retards bite.
