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Thank you based milk-giving Nintendo woman edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
Chests are as exciting as in Twilight Princess!
>Iron sledgehammer
WE STR NOW
H A M M E R
A
M
M
E
R
>>341320264
>ZA WARUDO
>sledgehammer
>showrunner reading /v/ and forcing Audrey to stay on stage
great chests imo
SLEDGEHAMMER
any audrey webms??
What would you add to hero mode to make shit more difficult?
Post ideas!
>>341320545
Her chest sure got me excited
that potential energy shit is really cool
That was neat
Nintendo are going all out with BotW aren't they?
Dem tits tho
HOLY SHIT THAT STORINF ENERGY INTO TIME STOPPED OBJECTS
TECHNOLOGY
ZA WARUDO CONFIRMED
I'm really digging the technology slant in this game. It's really cool to see how the Zelda universe has evolved and it manages to feel magical and technological at the same time.
>STORED KINETIC ENERGY
This rune is fucking cool.
THAT;S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORK NINTENDO
>Time Stop
>and Golden Experience energy abilities
Jesus Christ.
Physics !
>>341320619
basic enemies have more advanced weapons/armor and can use shields
>you can stop time
>hit an object multiple times
>it will fly forward when time resumes
>ENERGY BUILDUP
THANK YOU
All grill stream again fucking when?
>toki wo tomare
>*hits you with a sledgehammer five times*
ENERGY CONSERVED FOR A LIMITED TIME THEN IT CONVERTS TO CINETIC ENERGY!
>>341320619
Enemy AI
>>341320264
>tfw no big titted gf
>ZA WARUDO
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
additive energy, fucking cool
>>341320619
no clothes allowed
strictly for difficulty, of course
>>341320264
>Building up power by slowing things down
Viewtiful Joe confirmed?
>>341320619
Enemies that rape Link if they beat him.
>>341320619
Game doesn't pause when you open the inventory, stops food spamming etc
where can i find my own gamer wench?
We're sonic 06 now.
Why can't I hold all these features?
HOW
ARE
WE
SUPPOSED
TO
FOCUS
ON
THE
FUCKING
GAME
WITH
THOSE
TWO
MOONS
IN
THE
RIGHT
UPPER
CORNER
FUCK?
>You can freeze boulders beat on them and have them unfreeze with all the momentum you added to them.
This game just keeps showing off cool shit.
I am glad they are adding new weapons to use, but the playstyles for them look really lame. I hope there's a lot more depth to them cause they're not showing it on stream.
this looks too good for aonuma to have anything to do with it
>>341320650
I'd let Audrey convert my gravitational potential energy into kinetic energy, if you know what I mean.
>>341320564
coincidence ?
>>341320778
>cinetic
chicks face is busted as fuck what are you all getting exciting about?
nigga look like ET
>>341320717
That's clearly Kraftwerk
>Owa Daim
I'm not sure what that's an anagram of, if Onam Au is any indication.
>>341320650
>that potential energy shit is really cool
That really was cool, and entirely unexpected.
>>341320807
You dirty slut. I see through your tits and tricks.
>>341320824
this
Rest in piece Yoda
>>341320885
two moons?
Shrines are FUCKING GENIUS
It integrates puzzle solving into the game perfectly
Hope they show a proper dungeon though
>>341320902
I think we have a new Koizumi on the team
>>341320956
what face
>More Nintendo threads and generals
Nintendogaf pls
>>341320885
By not being a horny teen.
Go fap and come back or something jeez.
>>341320619
I don't think a hero mode is really necessary when you can just beat shit up with joke weapons/armor.
>>341320894
Nah, I'm pretty sure we've seen all possible interactions in this demo playthrough.
>insansely flexible
wait was that shrine a dungeon?
>>341320956
its the tits WITH the videogames
>LEGEND OF ZELDA BREASTS OF THE WILD
>>341321030
Majoras mask 2
>>341320894
perhaps you can learn more "combos"?
>>341320956
So is the hamebeast you posted.
![Consider-The-Following-random-31200159-500-500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bv4Nl2v.jpg "Consider-The-Following-random-31200159-500-500[1]")
>>341320619
Why would you want to run through an open world alone if there are tons of games in which you can explore big open worlds and interact with other players? There's a good reason why many people say that this game feels lifeless.
*freezes time and bashes ur fucking skull in a billion time with my slegehammer in a microsecond*
Pssh.... just....busines...kid
>>341320807
>>341320824
Can you stop? I don't want to masturbate to other boys, that's gay.
DAMN THAT ROCK LAUNCH
The effect for stasis with the chains is fucking sick
"Insanely flexible"
>boulder launching
This shit is so neat.
Did he just ORAORAORAORAORA that rock with an axe during a ZA WARUDO?
this stasis thing is pretty rad
i don't think physics work like that
>Link has ZA WARUDO and a hammer
day 1 buy
>>341321095
Mini dungeons scattered through the game.
There are still traditional dungeons, just ot being shown at E3.
Will there be a SquareEnix conference?
>>341321095
It was a shrine. There are like 100 of them in the world. Haven't seen an actual dungeon yet.
>>341321162
If only it was a real time stop and you could fire a bunch of arrows in front of enemies.
>>341321007
>entirely unexpected
yeah really I didn't expect it at all either
was just thinking it was going to be some dead space-esque stasis thing
this game is gonna b gud
>>341320264
>thinking of buying a Wii U
>only bundles readily available are mario kart 8 and super mario 3d land
If they still had a splatoon bundle or sm4sh bundle at a reasonable price I'd do it, but the only options there are pre-owned/used bullshit or it's ebayed for $440 or more.
I guess I should just wait for the inevitable zelda breath of the wild bundle with gold console and gamepad right?
>>341321064
>you are a teen if you have a healthy sex drive and get attracted by some amazing tits
Fuck off, you disgusting, fat gaymer grill. Suicidal because you store all your fat in shitty places? Back to NeoGAF.
>>341321159
>wanting to interact with nerds
no thank you
PLEASE SHOW SOME FISHING
I WANT MY COZY FISHING BACK
This is the comfiest shit ever, like the previous 2 years
Even with only ONE GAME the treehouse hasnt disappointed
Best part of E3
>>341320264
Turn down the blue tint on you monitor
Does anybody have a screenshot of the full map?
>>341321307
>>341321319
Cheers lads, was worried for a second there.
>>341321367
it gonna be on NX senpai
Who else /plate armour/ here?
>no magic
Ugh
Look at those TITTIES, godDAMN
>catapulting boulders over the horizon
I am pleased to have some heavy artillery this time around. I hope I can lay a one man siege against enemy forts
>>341320264
So, how long until you somehow get her fired?
Do we have any screenshots of the armored Link?
>that rock launch into that immense chasm
>not being fucking excited at the scale of this game.
I am currently mailing my wallet to Nintendo of America HQ.
>>341320776
>wo
These abilities have all been cool.
They've mentioned that there's like 100 shrines.
Good lord
>>341321367
get it from the Nintendo website, they refurbished wiiu's for a good price i think
>>341321312
Yes, it's on now but it's going to be long and boring as fuck unless you really want more gameplay of FFXV.
>>341321373
>3D
>healthy
>damage sponge enemy
>stasis lock them
>beat on them
>plaster them on a rock wall halfway across the map
JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMAYS
that's it they've got me I need this right now
>>341321487
We technology now
>>341320902
maybe he finally got past the first set of octoroks in NES zelda
Look at that fucking skill.
This game is gonna be so much fun
>getting our tits and tricks here going alright
>30 seconds later jokes he's getting fired and makes it seem like it's for something else
>>341321514
>see that chasm?
>there's nothing there
>>341321264
Kill yourself, jojocancer.
>>341321192
The physics were so bad that it looked silly. That "rock" behaved like a styrofoam ball.
>>341321392
aw shit i forgot about that, i bet it'll be good
>>341321373
>Those tits
>"amazing"
Fucking hell, go make a tantrum somewhere else, her breasts aren't big or amazing and she isn't even that good looking.
Stop being so blinded by your erection for fuck's sake.
>>341320264
damn her tits are huge
>>341321504
>/v/ gets her fired
>she turns to porn
>>341321392
>go to icy mountain lake
>go fishing until it starts to snow
>head to a cave, make a campfire, roast your fishes and wait out the blizzard
oh god yes
>>341321483
>clunky ass plate
>not sexy, freeflowing chainmail
>>341321632
STYLISH
i want some grill meat now
>>341321264
No he used the hammer. The Stasis rune freezes something in time and then you can whack away at it and store up kinetic energy.
>>341321483
>yfw this game has poise and DS3 doesn't
>>341320902
There was some well known team working on it but I can't remember who the fuck it was.
/v/, help me out here, surely one of you know who I'm talking about.
>>341320902
This game is good because Miyamoto finally got his stinky old man paws off it. He shits up every game Nintendo has been making.
>>341321590
Never underestimate the power of Treehouse. They got me to buy Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker for fuck's sake.And it was a ton of fun.
>>341321487
>First part of the map
>no magic ugh
Zelda doesn't look very good, I know this board creams itself over anything Nintendo but I'm tired of constantly being disappointed by them
I'll just gamefly it
>>341321632
We Tony Hawk now
>>341321640
Because he froze it in time and beat it with a big hammer several times
>>341320902
Kimishima slapped him
>>341321770
Monolith Soft, the Xenoblade guys.
>>341320913
underrated
>link freezes someone
>Omae wa mo shinderu
>>341321583
>>341321162
>It's time to finish this little charade
>>341321770
I recall Monolithsoft helping out with the map
>>341321703
>her breasts aren't big
I know you've seen bigger on /d/ but as far as realism goes they're pretyy big by anyone's standards.
>>341321750
>i want some girl meat now
Ftfy
>>341321718
Pls no, I want to have the tits on Treehouse, that way when I'm not jerking it to porn I can still see tits.
The cooldown period for Stasis seems a bit long though. Needing to use it more than once for a puzzle would get a bit tedious maybe. The stored momentum shit is fucking rad though.
>Use on Bokoblin
>Wail on it a few times
>Flies off into the sunset
>>341321892
>>341321914
That's the ones, thanks anon.
>>341321451
The full map hasn't been shown. But in the first video they showed how fuck-huge the world is. The area they've been going through in all of these segments has all been one small chunk of the overall map.
>>341321730
IRL chainmail is more unwieldy than plate armor since the weight gets horribly distributed and weighs almost only on your shoulders
>>341321632
RADICAL
>>341321487
Well we already saw fire arrows.
>>341321542
When they first unlocked the Stasis, it looked like there are only 6 or 7 abilities
>>341321496
I wonder if they'll let us stasis multiple boulders later on. I want to dismantle enemy forts with one fell swoop.
>>341321791
He's still the producer, same as he always was. In fact, he's in control of making sure Link's movement feels good, so you have him to thank for this >>341321632
>only brings zelda and pokemon to E3 this year
>already better than last year's E3
I did not foresee this outcome at all...I NEEED this game now.
>>341320619
>enemies are more aggressive
>healing either can't be done in combat or all healing applies over ~5 seconds
>>341321943
IRL "Big" would be Hitomi Tanaka tier for me.
>>341321542
Many probably share the same abilities.
>>341321973
I assume the cooldown is short enough for make puzzling but long enough that you can't abuse it in combat.
>>341322058
You get other weapons, gear and upgrades from shrines as well.
>>341322052
not him, but those are just regular items that dont require magic
>>341321632
>when that annoying dude played he couldnt even pull off a witch time
Now when /v/ asks for a game where you can stop time, we have another answer.
>>341322140
>>already better than last year's E3
because it wasn't constant smash and wasting an hour of our lives on shiggies god-awful projects
>>341322158
That's just hyper.
Iwata died so we could have this game.
>>341321512
>that right arm
>>341322198
I'm glad it's not simple and doesn't trigger all the time.
>>341321871
I'll believe this
>>341320913
Elaborate
>>341322198
>"come on, come on, attack me"
>Enemy attacks and floors him twice
Embarrassing tbqh
>>341321095
We almost saw an actual dungeon but were not allowed to. Footage was cut off.
>>341321512
Here, anon. I've made you a webm of the parts he appears with armor.
>>341322158
My gf has A cups. Dem titties on twitch are major bigguns. Fake though.
>>341322339worth it
>>341321181
You won't know until you've tried itwith me
BLONDE TITS YAY!
Are all of the shrines named after anagrams of dev team members? The first shrine, Oman Au, is an anagram of Aonuma.
>that stream
the treehouse might be censoring SJWs cucks but they are the best part of E3
Just chilling eating drinking and watching it
Its the comfiest time of the year
COSMO?!
Who the fuck is this ugly slut?
Where is the tiddy
>>341322339
>he sent this masterpiece *directly* from heaven to us
New gril, but where is cow tits
New waifu?
How many bitches does Nintendo have?
I don't like this new girl
>>341322198
I got excited thinking he was gonna show us some cool combat shit and then he couldn't pull it off.
From the trailer it seems there's parrying too.
https://youtu.be/1rPxiXXxftE?t=135
more qts
>>341321703
It couldn't be more obvious you're a jealous, ugly gaym0r gr!ll
>Kendra's back
>she's actually talking
I don't remember seeing her since 2014's stream.
>new semen demon
oh boy
MEGA TITS IS GONE!
new grill get your dicks out lads
>>341322339
Do you understand?
who is she and where is Audrey?
no more tiddies BibleThump
GAME
OF
THE
YEAR
Post your far fetched hopes and dreams for this game
>outfits that look like the other links, like the Wind Waker lobster shirt
>an ocean area with in depth sailing
>old guy is Ganon
new grill
>>341322196
Oh, I thought you meant magic items like rods and shit. I figure the durability mechanic will be enough for those kind of weapons.
WHO IS THIS GHOSTLY JEWESS
>>341322592
It was never put away
>>341322560
>qt
not really
HNGH KINDRA
>>341322560
>qt
She looks like a trans woman.
>Yfw they don't give us a sneak peak of a dungeon
>Yfw only 4 dungeons
Genuinely not trying to get people dehyped, I'm just sad that the 4 dungeon rumor is probably true. Even 4 massive dungeons is shit compared to 8 dungeons which are half the size.
>>341322541
Treehouse are here so they probably told her.
>>341322629
>didn't shoop the new Zelda logo
You tried.
>>341322625
>BibleThump
>30 sec playing
>black guy making chicken
>>341321543
>refurbished
no thanks I have a wii (with a dying power supply, it'll just suddenly shut off after an hour or so, until I unplug it for awhile then it'll work again after plugging it back in) with downloaded games and save files that I want to transfer, I don't think you can do that with a console that's been activated by someone else.
>>341321478
Unless the NX is going to be BC all the way back to the Wii I might hold off on NX until there are enough NX exclusive games.
There's a handful of Wii U exclusive games I want and my Wii started dying this year so.. it seems like time. But I might wait for a Zelda bundle.
WHERE TERESA AT YOU FUCKS?
>>341321703
I'm sorry your pathetic breasts have not cause any blinding erections on men.
Why are all of the presenters Jewish?
>>341322653
Arrow = Me watching Audrey
have they shown any towns in the game? Hyrule looks really fucking desolate in this iteration
>>341322629
This has gone too far now
>>341322692
>an ocean area with in depth sailing
Mah nigga
>old guy is Ganon
That's the king bruh
Someone draw link freezing someone in time and saying "you are already dead."
>>341322653
GOTYAY
>>341322731
This is like a slightly prettier Cosmo
>>341322692
>>old guy is Ganon
he's the WW king mang
>>341322731
she looks like Pearl from that cartoon network show
>>341322738
so does sam to be honest
>>341322781
lol forgot this wasnt twitch XD
fuck everything, this game looks amazing
which woman moaning behind the scene ?
>>341322381
I'd let Audrey apply Newton's third law of motion to my dick, if you catch my drift.
>>341322731
How much for her?
Probably cheaper because she looks like she spreads std like a popped mushroom spreads spores.
Nintendo has the best semen demons and male semen demons
>>341322692
>Deep fishing mechanic
>Being able to fish with a spear while swimming underwater
KEK
E
K
Where are the RUBBIES!?
I MUST COLLECT MY PRETTY JEMS!
>>341322653
please god, let there be a golf minigame like this
>>341322792
i mean atm the wii u is fully homebrew-able and you can pirated game for both wii and wii u games
so you don't have to worry about buying game i guess
>>341322731
She does cosplay too, but actually good ones unlike Alison.
>cut grass to find bugs
that's a comfy mechanic
>>341322970
good for her and us
>>341322560
Is that Cosmo?
>Vegan playthroughs
>sneak attacks
holy shit what?
Am i slow or is this the first time being shown?
>>341322792
You're from Reddit, aren't you?
>>341323096
You're very slow.
>audrey hasn't said a single pun yet
only thing I don't like about her new slut theme
>>341322970
So she's into some really dirty sex practices, right?
Who else wood get a boobjob that massive?
>>341322970
>she likes hello kitty
holy fuck she is 11/10 I need to marry her
>>341322919
>>341322882
It seems obvious that hes the king, thats why its far fetched
Also i just realized if this is directly after Wind Waker then ganon is still a statue with the Master Sword in his skull, do you think thats where we'll find the Master Sword?
>>341322980
No gems, only shrooms
>>341322692
>more challenging overworld fights
literally all i want
>>341322692
If the costume variety is anything like Triforce Heros I'd be happy.
If Amiibo unlocked costumes... my poor wallet.
>>341322970
>As she gets uglier, her boobs gets bigger
pottery
>>341323029
Isn't that only on certain firmwares though? I forgot to turn my auto update off so I'm up to date.
>>341323096
ehh, see the purple wave length shit near the map?
it is the noise/stealth meter
>>341322926
I wholly agree.
>Panting animation in the pause menu when you run out of stamina
This game is polished as hell, holy shit.
SOMEONE FIX THE AUDIO ALREADY
I CAN'T HEAR SHIT
Holy fuck that out of breath animation will get exploited.
>>341322919
His stance is what made me think Ganon, it reminded me of his TP stance.
Didn't even consider WW king though, might make more sense.
>>341322970
Slut confirmed. Alison probably has her pimped out as well.
>>341323096
they do it almost every time
>Vegetarian Zelda
nintendo keeps winning
>>341323192
They already showed the master sword in the normal sacred grove type pedestal.
>panting link
holy god
holy gooooddddddd
>>341322339
>he died and took star fox with him so that we might finally understand
>>341323162
>obvious pretentious flirting all the time
>fake boobs
The chances are high.
>>341323192
>Master sword shown in the trailer
No, anon.
>>341322970
so how big will they be by next E3?
>>341323239
it is working fine on the latest firmware
in the future idk, but atm it is working fine
>>341322970
her eyebrows looks thicker now
>>341323109
nope, I can't stand reddit's formatting, never posted there, and I don't really read anything from there unless I goggle something and the only semi relevant result is on reddit.
>>341322629
>>341322995
>>341322860
Not far enough
>>341322919
>why_not_both.jpg
>Different way of cooking
YES
YES
YES
>>341320956
>being blind
>>341323358
So where's the porn/her escort page?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10485663
Vote
>>341323231
>pottery
kek what?
>that cooking
YES
>cooking recipes
Cant wait to make my very own 'go 'za!
ADORABLE
D
O
R
A
B
L
E
>Oman Au
>Aonuma
>They might have a shrine dedicated to Iwata
>yfw you can make Grandmas soup from Wind Waker
>>341322970
Wait, what?
>this polish
>this level of comfy
>won't release until Spring 2017, at EARLIEST
JUST
goddammit when is this gonna end i NEED to fap, stop this ninty i cant
Are Bokoblins sentient?
Is Link commuting sentience cannibalism?
>>341323548
I voted Sony, and I'm a PC gamer. The only thing that could have made it better was RDR2.
this cooking is kawaii
I wonder if the hold option has non cooking uses
>>341323607
WHY IS LINK SO CUTE
I CAN FEEL THE GAY TAKING OVER ME
HELP
Anyone else getting a strange problem with the main guys mic audio? it seems to be echoing.
Can't wait to stack fake hearts with a whole inventory of that shit.
>>341323667
;_; I'm sure they will anon, this will cause many tears
>>341323560
Go the fuck back to whatever subReddit you crawled of.
Keep your E3 "wars" out of this thread please.
>>341323605
/ck/ pls
>>341323548
Somebody made a poll just like this yesterday, which had ~2000 votes
Good job ya idiot.
>>341323735
Probably some puzzles.
>>341323667
Hey cool observation. What were the other Shrines called?
>this guy is just sprinting up cliffs
Damn you know he's the pro
>You can LITERALLY customize the difficulty in your game thanks to this food system
>Forbid yourself from eating meat
>Forbid yourself from using potions
>ONLY allow yourself to use potions
Shit son, this is going to be glorious. I was worried about the system compared to the usual hearts dropping one, but this is much better to be honest.
>THAT CAMPFIRE MECHANIC
I'M JEEZING
>still no magic
>still no horse
>still no fishing
how much shit is there?
How many hours are left in today's stream? I want to actually go play some games but I'm glued to this stream.
>>341323878
>Yesterday
>Before Nintendo
Ya done goofed
>tfw haven't eaten since long before the stream started
just starve my shit up, nintendo
>Just Dance was confirmed for NX
>Zelda BotW is confirmed for NX
>Link is right-handed for no apparent reason
THE NX IS GONNA USE MOTION CONTROLS
>bomb fishing
Jesus fucking Christ Nintendo
BOMB FISHING
HE FOUND EXCALIBUR
>>341323956
>why should the devs do the work when you can instead!
>i can play this shooter entirely with the weakest pistol! GOTYAY
>>341323956
VEGAN RUN
>bombfishing
White trash as fuck. I love it.
literaly bomb fishing like homer simpson...
lawl
Legend of Zelda: Snake Eater
>>341323762
any clips of the panting?
YOU CAN BOMB FISH!
we redneck now
>>341322967
DUDE He just confirmed spearfishing
>If you strike a rock near a bundle of wood with a metal weapon it will form into a campfire.
They Really thought of everything.
>Spearfishing
PLEASE LET THERE BE REAL FISHING TOO
NINTY PLEASE
>throw a bomb into the water
>dead fish float to the surface
>bomb fishing
>>341323667
>Get to the shrine of Tai Wa
>start uncontrollably crying
>Bomb fishing
>We want the red neck audience
GG Sony
>>341324106
STOP
>you make a fire by putting flint next to wood and hitting it with metal
This is fucking TECHNOLOGY: The Game
>>341323548
>that many votes for Nintendo
Delusional
>>341323956
That's possible in every fucking game
>No heart pickup runs
>No hit runs
pls tell me that is not the master sword on that rock
>>341324051
1 more hour i guess
>There will never be a hunger mod for this game
>>341324051
IIRC they'll last another two and a half hours.
YOU CAN THROW YOUR SWORD?
PLEASE
TELL ME THERE WILL BE FISHING CANE FISHING
;_;
>going hunting by chucking swords at your prey
>>341324323
It wasn't.
I think I'm going to talk to my roommate about splitting to buy a wii-u just for this. I used to be such a fanboy for Zelda so it almost feels like my duty to play this.
>>341324323
that's actually the joke
>>341324250
Autist
all that fucking TECHNOLOGY.
Is someone keeping a list?
There is so much
>look at stream
>Based Kindra is on
Muh dick
Why is Link so androgynous in this?
>oh, honey
Fucking THREW IT!?
>>341324323
It's a rusty sword, it's one of the crappiest swords and that one is intended to be the first one you get.
>>341324408
not only that but you get a magnet that you can use to hit people with the thrown weapon from a distance
>throwing the sword
now that's next level hunting
>>341324392
>Hero mode has hunger and severely limited weapon inventory
>>341324323
You're like 2 minutes late there, buddy. Use youtube.
>>341324106
It's confirmed playable with a pro controller, so even if there are motion controls, they won't force them on you.
>>341324310
Not to this extent it isn't.
You can still accidentally run into hearts/fairy
If this game proves to be too difficult to run without eating anything, you can cut yourself some slack and allow vegan shit only too.
So, wait. Is there a dedicated jump button?
>>341324450
You got a bit under a year to save.
I'd recommend just saving for the NX if you arent interested in other WiiU games
>>341324392
>Until Cemu comes far enough to have good enough of a UI and debugger for folks to make mods
Give it a few years. The future is sooner than you think.
>>341324473
Link to The Past references and junk.
>>341324501
Link has always been like that except in Nintendo Power comics.
>>341324408
Yes and you can then pick it up with a magnet and use it as a ranged weapon against enemies
>>341324493
>she just called someone honey
My
fuggin
dik
>>341324473
>people dont remember this
sad tbqh
>>341324501
welcome to every zelda game since the first zelda game
Please let there be snakes somewhere in the game
>>341323956
real difficulty would be enemies that require some strategy to defeat not being mean with health pickups. the typical jobber goblins in Zelda are boring to fight
>>341324493
probably worked in the same escort agency like the other nintendo chick.
That girl aitn faithful
>>341323735
>Hold some berries
>A bunch of birds come and eat out of your hand
Please let this happen
REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE VERY FIRST AREA OF THE GAME!
>items that only heal one quarter of a heart
Nice, was afraid the minimun was one fullheart
>>341323548
rip square
>>341324659
People don't remember a zelda game where eating heal you or a zelda game with dedicated jump button.
You think they will remember that?
>>341324767
And it's so fucking big.
Like my dick right now
>>341324614
yes
>censored vomit
>Censored food
>>341324659
HOLY SHIT
The fuckin failed dish is pixelated that's so japanese
>>341324859
touché
>>341324690
Ropes will pretty obviously be in the game. It would be like not having Keese.
>>341321703
They're pretty big dude
>its censored
man they even censor the food
>>341324659
Not even sure if I found that.
guys what if you can't get more than 3 hearts
>last failure food was censored
what?
>>341324767
Oh my god I literally forgot this.
This is also just like 1/15th of the map
>>341324886
I feel like this is the biggest change.
>>341323548
>32 sony
What did they even show?
BOSS BATTLE
>>341324907
>censored medecine
Link gonna thank his doc too
>>341324617
Any expectancy of how much that might be?
Link and wolf link are CUTE!
BIG ROCK
RANDOM BOSS OUT OF NOWHERE
>>341320264
What about the girl who was hosting ? She was cute too
>green and purple dubious food
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
This game looks so fun, i'm actually thinking about buying a used WiiU for it
If only the graphics weren't so atrocious
BOLDY IS ALIVE
WE SOTC NOW
Aw shit tunes
>>341324427
someone post the webm
oh fug boss battle here we go
PANIC
RANDOM BOSS OUT OF NOWHERE
WORLD BOSS CONFIRMED!
>>341324972
It's a Japanese joke when food is really bad.
>fucking rock golem out of nowhere and suddenly you're in a boss fight
>>341324961
They've literally showed saves with like nine.
>literally sotc
BOSS TIME
THEY PUT THE PHAZON IN THE ROCKS
WE SOTC NOW
>>341322970
She looks 16-18 in the pictures on the left.
Breasts can continue growing until like, 25.
GIANT ENEMY THARDUS
SHADOW OF TEH COLLOSUS!
ONE HIT DEATH!
WE DARK SOULS TOO!
WE DRAGONS DOGMA NOW!
>streaming for 4 hours ago
>1 hour of pokeyshit
>3 hours of zelda already and 0 missions
200 hour game?
ONE SHOT
>ONESHOT
ONE SHOT
>ONESHOT
ONE SHOT
>ONESHOT
ONE SHOT
>ONESHOT
OHKO
>>341325030
>>341325030
No fuckin clue
Nintendo is cock blocking us on NX info
GAME OVER
DONT STEP INTO ROCKMAN TERRITORY MOTHERFUCKER
Wow.
Looks like we need some armor for that one.
that golem was...hard
WE FEET NOW
>Pile of rocks turns into golem boss fight
we dragons dogma now
>CLIMB BOSS TO HIT WEAKPOINT
MY DICK
>BOSS OHKO YOUR ASS
MY DIIIIICK
>One hit kill bosses in the overworld
Jesus Christ
SOTC CONFIRMED
JESUS CHRIST
NINTENDO DELIVERING WHERE TLG FAILED
fuck this looks fun
ONE!!!
"HEY FUCKER SURPRISED TO SEE ME"
>Tried to give the boss a chance after stunlocking it
>Gets oneshotted
kek
HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE
HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE AND DOWN
Being able to throw swords is awesome, but can you duel wield them?
>>341325115
oh sorry my bad
thanks for letting me know senpai
>>341322653
What is this game? Why is it so fucking amazing?
What is this interaction?
Why is everything about it so Nintendo untypical?
Why is this so 10/10.
Fuck. Literally the ONLY not so awesome thing about all this is the AA and the LOD. And the NX version will probably improve both.
>>341324550
>food doesn't heal, only satiate your hunger
>need potion for healing
That would be fun
ONE HIT KO
>>341324916
>Alison's cosplay
>slutty version of Nintendo characters like Ness
>Kindra's cosplay
>actually professional level photos of her in classy dresses
i wasn't paying attention
where the FUCK did that boss come from
>>341322995
Please for the love of God, draw more.
literally just busted a nut lads
>attack its weak spot for massive damage
CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
Holy fucking shit
I can't believe they did it the madman
World boss 1 shotting nigga's. Literally.
MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW
>that roll down the hill
someone webm that
Someone make a webm of Link blowing himself up.
>>341325426
Literally just in the overworld.
litterall BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>341325426
fucking NOWHERE
>>341323956
I honestly cant tell if this is bait
You can do this in literally every game ever made
fuck man
I love video games
>>341325286
my god
>>341325426
IT WAS JUST LYING THERE
It fucking ONE SHOT link
Oh god what are the dungeon bosses going to be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k
it seems like enemies don't scale with the player. this is something Bethesda couldn't get right
HAHAAHAHAH!
THAT EXPLOSION THROW!
I just hope they make this game more colorful between now and release. Everything just seems so washed out.
>>341325426
A bunch of rocks just came to life randomly.
>>341325389
You know how Super Mario Galaxy proved to the world that Nintendo's still capable?
Breath of the Wild is like that
>That Link flopping around
My sides
>tfw when you realize this will be nintendo's swan song
>the best zelda game ever made
f
>>341325575
sauce on dis
Do we know if, at any point, you can get the classic Green Tunic? Has that been brought up?
Also, I can't wait for you to get the Master Sword and for there to be a big ol' cutscene for it, only for you to find out that the weapon you already have is better, so you just put it back.
>>341325460
https://youtu.be/pURJDToKA0k
Sotc bosses
Soulsborne weapons
Snake Eater survival system
Morrowind alchemy
in a Zelda game
I pity the Sonyggers
>>341325575
SAUCE
now
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY RUPEES
The dude's obviously not gonna do as much damage once you have 8 hearts and proper armor, but still
FROGS CONFIRMED
>>341325569
Same here
fuck the /v/ attitude of hating everything
>actual difficult bosses in a Zelda
>in the overworld no less
Is this real life?
Guys, I love you all and don't wanna ruin the day but, if that guy continued to just climb up its back, would he have had it in a permanent loop of not being able to hit him?
Or would it have had a rage mode later on and threw him off violently?
>>341325694
LanaRain
>>341325417
She's probably selling her pussy out way higher.
Still a huge slut probably
>>341325694
Seconding
>tfw random bosses have a quarry to settle
This really is NES Zelda. That rock monster oneshot reminds me of running into those swordbeam fuckers in the mountains.
Big Octo's gonna reappear isn't he.
When is the Treehouse over?
>>341325750
It's not in the demo, but it'll be in the full game.
>>341325759
I think what's exciting is you can basically do nekkid Link runs to challenge yourself
>throwing a flaming stick into the forest
Smoky is not happy
>>341325814
Well he wasn't doing enough damage to avoid a rage mode, so probably.
>only you can prevent forrest fires...
proceeds to throw branch on fire to start a forrest fire... wow i'm in love with this game
>>341324550
>Hardcore mode
>You need to watch your hunger, thirst,
insomnia, magic, warmth level
>you need choose between 4 factions
>Goddess, Ganon, Zelda and independent Link endings
>MFW
>>341325909
Hopefully it ends Early 2017
>>341325891
please god
How long will we have to wait until Nintendo fucking reveal the game at E3 2016 ?
Is this a new beginning for Zelda?
Will this game establish new rituals, new traditions and mechanics that will be the foundation for the next 30 years of Zelda?
Just how the original Zelda established things?
>>341325805
The techno-enemy was doing 6 and a half hearts of damage per hit.
>UI shows buffs and how long they last wow style
>>341325750
So far the only reference to rupees is selling things for them. Which means that they are tied to towns and are not at the E3 demo.
>>341325790
Zelda
The game that cured /v/
What a time to be alive!
>>341325716
When someone asked Aonuma what happened to the green tunic, he replied "hmmm...I wonder (laughs)".
>>341325820
Got link?
>Nintendomination
>WITH ONE GAME
>>341325750
The descriptions for the gems you can find (amber, sapphire etc.) mention you can sell them for rupees, so they're still there. You just can't find them in random bushes anymore.
>>341325716
they equipped something like the green tunic for more cold res
but it seems like there's a lot of outfits so doesnt seem to have any special relevance or be the "canon" look anymore
>>341320264
her tits are not even that big
have we got a release date yet?
Does someone have a webm of him lighting the cooking fire by just throwing a flaming stick at it
thought that was pretty funny
This whole game looks like a "Nintendo discovered the physics engine" episode
If they rely on that for the entire game it will be boring as fuck, i can tell you
I am very sceptical but i'll still buy it because i have to justify my Wii U purchase
>>341325934
Exactly, naked Hero mode wooden stick runs are gonna be amazing
>>341324916
Well now I hate Kindra. Not that I liked her or anyone else at Treehouse to begin with though.
>>341325730
>Snake Eater survival system
I wish. The health system seems like a straight downgrade from Skyward Sword.
Is Treehouse/Nintendo doing ANYTHING that isn't Zelda-related for the rest of today?
I have a dentist appointment and I was worried I'd miss out on something interesting, but at this rate I know I won't.
Why do they use people who can't play games for these things?
>>341326000
I'd much rather Nintendo copy this game instead of OoT again for the zillionth time
>>341325968
So basically, Zelda: Shin Megami Tensei?
>>341326000
No, they're going to 180 after the backlash the game gets after release.
>>341326082
wtf size is big to you??!
>>341325716
the response from aonuma to that question was
*laughs*...maybe
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>>341326157
>>341326157
>>341326157
>>341326157
>>341325537
>>341325513
seconding
>>341325968
PATROLLING HYRULE MAKES YOU ALMOST WISH FOR A GREAT FLOOD
>>341326052
nope
>>341326148
Pretty sure it's all Zelda for the rest of today and other games tomorrow.
>that animation when he swings the club and you can see brushstrokes for half a second
Muh dick
everything in this game pleases muh dick
>>341325924
used in accessories?
>>341326027
>>341326079
>>341326270
Ah, so it'll likely be late-game stuff so you can fight Ganon with the classic look.
>>341325865
Those fucking centaurs?! Wow hope they are in this game too. They were in SNES too but had fireball breath.
God dammit this game looks SO good and there's no way I'm getting it on Wii U.
I don't want a gimped version.
>>341326148
This question has been answered 20 times in every thread.
>>341326148
No. Only Zelda today, the rest tomorrow.
>>341323956
>can be a total hippy and do a vegetarian nudist run
>>341326123
What? There is a lot of stuff besides the Physics engine and the physics are worked in to make nice gimmicks and gameplay additions out of it
>>341325716
I'm willing to bet that near the end of the game you can find it and it's the best equipment in the game.
>>341326220
I was referring the Fallout: New Vegas but why not.
Have we started the hype, brother?
>>341326150
They want to show how the average player would experience the game
Because we all can agree here that zelda games are easy, but I've seen some really bad players struggling with the simplest thingsmost of them girls who are a big market for zelda
This game has honestly restored my faith in video games. I really hope the actual substance of the game is good too.
>>341325389
I know right? It like I'm reliving mario kart 8's reveal all over again
>temperature drops at night
This is so nice
>>341326401
>>341326339
Wait, they actually have different stuff to show tomorrow? Well that's some pretty great news. Thanks.
>>341326425
ignore him
he has been avatarfagging and post shit like that for 3 threads straight
>>341325179
>that young in these videos
You wish. Those are fake tiddies my man.
>>341323165
Isn't that, like, every girl ever?
>>341324392
>>341324550
>>341324625
Wii U is hacked, there should be some kind of difficulty mods near release. If not I'll make them myself, I did it for SS and TP.
There will be any more announcements or just during the conferences yesterday?
>>341326584
No new reveals apparently but they'll be showing upcoming releases already announced.
>>341326416
>vegetarian nudist run
this has to be an official category
>>341326703
>not having multiple wifes
>>341326725
Oh did you now?
Well hello modder person. Good luck!
>>341324779
>one quarter
I think the smallest heart unit is now a third of a heart.
>>341326752
Oh. So just more of the same JRPGs and whatever garbage was shown last Nintendo Direct. Great.
>>341326778
>wifes
>It's a Nintendo discovered physics in games episode
Fuck. Another series installment wasted on a shitty gimmick
3 QTS
Please GOD somebody link to audio/video of link panting/exhausted
I missed it on the stream and I need it more than I need blood in my veins
THEY'RE BACK
FUUUUCK YEAH
>all QT stream
That's it, Nintendo wins E3.
>a faggot Muslim kills a bunch of fans in a gay club
Muh gay pride
Why is the lgbltbbq community so dumb and cancerous?
>>341325694
http://www. xvideos .com/video21679277/lana_rain_best_cam_no_lag_hd_
>SHE TOOK THE SHIRT OFF
>SHIVERING SHIRTLESS LINK
BASED MEGA MILK
