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Ubisoft in 10 minutes edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc [Embed]
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
animu
Chivalry was a good game, would you agree?
>>341103143
ANIME JANAI
OINK
jesus fucking christ infamy looks disgustingly bad
So this is the power of the PC:
Death to anime edition
Who's excited!
>inb4 every presenter has a rainbow pin
>>341103190
angle
>>341103250
started out good
then they fucked it up
I'm losing hope anons the PC conference is almost over and no GabeN yet.
>look at ubi stream
>some nu male and a negro standing in a crowd
ok
>day of infamy
>new
>>341103143
rude
this games gonna flop
>Chivalry: wizard edition
You're watching giant bomb right?
>not realistic magic
not interested
My eyes hurt after Mirage. So much red and purple.
Isn't ubishit supposed to start right fucking now?
>>341102601
>Day on infamy looks worse than Day of Defeat
>2016
>Hero game
Why is PC gaming so much bullshit? It feels like Chinese bootlegs from console games. Only two games, mount blade 2 and Surge look any good. >Observer_ looks like a walking simulator game.
>anime
https://twitter.com/yosp/status/742416796544684033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>green hair
uh oh
that faggot is so excited
>>341103143
die normie
>>341102601
>Mac the hack still heading Mass effect
If anyone had hope before, it should be gone now.
DID WE GET KIKESTARTER FOR PC GAYMAN TALLY
>>341103535
>kys
Get out.
oh god here we go
>>341103341
I guarantee the Ubisoft people will have like five ribbons each
>>341103143
SHUT IT OFF
>cutting to the ubi conference
cucks
wow twitch
They're making it easy for Mordhau.
>giving thinly veiled "in case of mass shooting" instructions
I'M READY FOR YOUR LADY BONER MS. TYLER
LETS DO
>>341103586
please dont shoot
>>341103143
You want us to post anime, don't you.
haha, awkward fan interaction
haha, so self aware
haha
pls make it stop
Fucking finally some #GIRLWOOD
Fuck you normies.
#girlwood
UBISHIT IS STARTING
Oobeeshit sho startin
>>341103496
Yes, come to the stream with the real gamers. LET'S DO THAT SHIIIIIIIIIT!
ALREADY OFF TO A BAD START ON UBI
>You-be-soft
I've been saying it wrong for so long with no idea
if she doesn't ride in on a unicycle I'm going to be disappointed
Freddie's rolling in his grave right now
>It's kinda like Dark Souls
>>341103535
FIGHT ME
>Ubisoft starting with fucking JUST dance
christ
When is ubisoft?
Mods ubisoft already started what the fuck are you doing. Sticky a thread.
HOLY FUCKING DANCERS WHAT THE FUCK
MEMES INCOMING
Boooo stop this shitshow, give us Sony!
cringe
THE CRINGE IS ALREADY REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Where's Rising Storm 2?
Oh god what the fuck is this
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT UBI WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It ain't Ubisoft without a dance number
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME UBISOFT
>dancing
back to PC stream
dance number with queen....
wow ubicuck.
What the fuck
where the fuck is the ubisoft sticky
MOTHERFUCKER WE ANIME
DON'T STOP ME NOW
Oh boy
>Queen
going for those easy upboats on Reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
ubisoft is on
and it's cringy as fuck
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
what the fuck am i seeing
2 seconds in and its already fucking weird
OH GOD NO
>>341102601
>every game has a nigger protagonist
WHY!?
Every fucking YEAR. EVERY FUCKING YEAR. STOP!
why
what the fuck
JUST
>>341102601
"So the moment youve all longed for", the moderator shouts proudly... some people start to faint infront of the wonder that is to happen, some people start chuckling, other are already clapping ..."IM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE GABEN" People start shouting, others chimp out and even start flinging with shit as Gabe Newell is pulled onto the stage by several trucks. As he sits on stage and his mass rumbles, people watch in awe to the scene that is unfolding infront of them. Gabens stomach look like it is filled with some kind of living being "I am happy to announce Half Life 3" he says as his stomach explodes and an army of headcrabs burst out of it. As the people try to flee in terror, the manic laughter of Gaben is heard among the chaos. People scream, shout, cry and shit and pee themselves, as Half Life 3 is in full development"
QUEEN CONFIRMED
OOOOH MAAAAAAAAAN THE CRINGE!
>>341103714
yes
Classic Ubisoft conference.
>ubisoft
Oh my god
This is the gayest e3 ever
Jesus christ they don't wait even one second to unleash the cringe
this is not video games
>everyone expect Brandon bought by EA
>its a "ubisoft opens with just dance" conference
>DANCING ALREADY
It's already bad
For a second I thought they forgot the token nigger.
Welp, my favorite Queen song is ruined for me.
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMESGood song though
Worst way to start your conference.
I'm done.
This E3 is so bad it's not even worth making fun of anymore.
What the fuck is this
What is happening. Am I on drugs?
>>341103756
>Asscreed 12
>FarCry 5: Kill another dictator edition
>Real games
>switch to ubisoft
>people are dancing
>back to pc show
kill me
WHAT IS WITH THIS JUST DANCE SHIT
What the fucking fuck ubisoft?
This got full retard in an instant.
AAAAAH
I thought it was Mario Galaxy for a second.
>Ubisoft
They've ruined Queen
What the fuck is this shit
>fag shooting in usa
>ubi starts with freddie song
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>341103250
Fuck that shit
>another hour of this
>>341103871
>not loving queen
STOP IT
Are those girls THICC /v/ ?
JUST STOP
DON'T
STOP
ME
Great I can already tick off Just dance AND wishing for the sweet embrace of death on my bingo.
this is what I live for
>STARTING WIHT A FUCKING DANCE
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT
Every year they manage to impress me with how fucking retarded they are.
>>341103921
our future.
Ubisoft already confirmed for worst conference
>>341103792
Never mind, I thought the twitch one would go automatically
Only ubisoft. GOD BLESS.
THE KANGS AND QUANZ OF CRINGE
ANOTHER E3 WITH UBISOFT
YES
AN ACTUALLY GOOD SONG AMIDST ALL THE SHITTY RAP AND GENERIC POP MUSIC
...
never mind, they ruined it with their costumes
I thought this was supposed to the Ubisoft E3 show, not Lazytown
http://www.strawpoll.me/10477142
fuck off Ubisoft, you're worse than EA
oh come on get these out of the stage
Memes at the speed of time
>>341103839
In the trash for being another RO without vehicles, and no NVA.
>video games
>>341103817
>PC stream
>Fuck this give us ubisoft!
>Ubisoft stream
>Fuck this give us
"Fuck, dude, Jesus"
-Freddie Mercury just now, in his grave
Ubisoft delivers.
They're playing Queen becuase 50 fags died yesterday
Way to start off a shit show ubi. Just throw Queen on the bus too while you're at it.
DON'T STOP ME NOW
> Having fucking QUEEN after a gay club got shot up
BRILLIANT UBISOFT
Is this a highschool "don't do drugs it ain't cool bro!" presentation?
EVERY YEAR EVERY FUCKING YEAR, JUST SHOW US CRINGE_DAWGZ 2 AND FUCK OFF ALREADY
>>341103839
>posting loser when Ubi starts with Just Dance
Perfection.
UBISOFT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
reminder that the PC stream is still showing video games
hooly fuck this is baaaaaaaaad
The Ubisoft disaster has begun.
DMC5WHENNNNN NNNNNNNN N NNNNN NN
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
>>341103332
Fuck off creature.
turning off the stream already
fuck this conference
>>341103267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwRlvn1v8Ns
fuck is this
>>341104086
Queen is shit.
Ubi cringe good do far
Excuse me, but this is a comfy thread.
Can all pro/anti anime posters please put away their differences and focus on the stream? Thanks.
THANKS UBISOFT
YOU NEVER FAIL AT BEING RETARDED
i'm not comfy anymore
kill me
God...damn...it Ubisoft.
Is it just me, or cringe?
Good start
THATS WHY THE CALL ME MR FARENHEEEEEEEEIT
And here I was thinking we'd have no entertainment this year.
>>341104167
kek
Guys what am I looking at right now.
will Ubisoft ever learn
FUCKING KILL ME
I would literally rather listen to Jason Derulo """perform""" live again than watch this poorly choreographed shit.
Where's a muslim with an AR15 when you need one
south park game details in 15 minutes, holy shit!
what in the fuck did I just open
Ubisoft is one of those companies that think they're hip and with it but really they're out of touch.
>>341103839
Tripwire was already there. They showed a KF update and KF VR.
Really disappointing.
Ubisoft already off to a good start, this is the gayest shit I've ever seen in my entire life
that was awful
The cancer is already setting in
Do you think Freddy Mercury is spinning in his grave?
HEY BRO
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME????
QUEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking white people
>lion
ubisoft are furfags
>Ubisoft hired a bunch of mormons to act naturally for the opening act
Please stop them now
>ubisoft
>you will be this embarrassing
>these faggots think they have it bad and I'm in the fucking crowd
>ubisoft just started
>it's already hilarious
I love how out of touch Ubisoft is
>white people
thicc warning on the girl with the buns
Don't care about this shit give me my South Park
>>341104386
No.
>dancing furries
My fucking god what were they thinking
Someone shoot the place up.
LMAOO WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>341104246
>implying any of these kids are here for video games
so this is what caused the muslim shooting in orlando
>>341104006
>Liking Queen
It was shit to begin with.
>Hunh?
>Why is Queen coming from my ro-
Godfuckingdammit.
>The gayest song Freddie ever wrote
>A few days after some nut shoots up a gay bar
lol
did they actually replace man with woman in the song
>>341104436
another one? like the first one? I really liked the first one
ITS THAT BLACK CRINGE LADY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341104343
JUSTDANCE
How did they prepare this so fast after the shooting or was it planned before and merely a coincidence because they're so gay?
AND UBISOFT WINS E3 WITH THEIR WOMEN
HERE WE GO
>UBI ALREADY BETTER THAN PC PRESENTATION
>>341103925
Well that was a short conference. Im not watching this gay shit.
The absolute madmen just simply doin't care anymore.
>trying this hard to be a meme
GIRLWOOD
I
R
L
W
O
O
D
I fucking hate Aisha Tyler so much.
You're not being adownerare you /v/?
>Queen
Oh boy
>>341104268
fuck off
That was just, jesus.
It's straight out of that show Silicon Valley
Did Tyler get fatter?
Her cheeks look so puffy
LANAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is why I watch E3
Please kill me
SHES BACK! WITH MORE CRINGE!!
TIME TO PARADE OUT THE NIGRESS
holy shit aisha tyler got OLD
ITT: #Girlwood
ubisoft confirmed best E3 conference already
GIRL WOOD
Who's the negress?
>we want the gay crowd
Ubisoft already won.
>real life human beings are in those suits debasing themselves for money
Oh shit its the meme queen
>>341104553
That's a negress, my friend
Looks like Ubi won't fail to impress again. Go Ubi.
>ASSICAL TRAINED
What did she mean by this?
![[HorribleSubs] Boku no Hero Academia - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.10_[2016.06.12_11.57.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yz69Ua6.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Boku no Hero Academia - 11 [720p].mkv snapshot 22.10 [2016.06.12 11.57.30]")
who the fuck let this frenchfaggotry through the customs
>RAINBOW PIN
WHAT DID I SAY
>GAY supporting.
>Muslim wearing the GAY symbol.
Is this just not insulting?
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY, UBISOFT? WHOSE FUCKING LINE?
Oh boy the black chick is back.
>>341104798
say no more sempai
Fucking kill me
this will be the highlight of the conference, mark my words
DA FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
Can half of you faggots go to the sticky?
>but not in Quebec
Oh shit shes back
ASSICAL
Faggots
WHYYYYYYYYY
ITS E3
FUCK OFF WITH THE SHOOTINGS
HERE COME THE FAKE TEARS
>orlando
Why are people pretending to care about a bunch of aids and bullet riddled faggots?
erhmahgerd u geys r awersome
fucking girlwood
This is not how you appeal to LBGTs
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>Alisha's face
JUST
holy fuck really they are doing this
That fuckin... hahaha that heart felt sentiment with all those costumed character hahaha
>MUH ORLANDO
fucking hell get over it
GURLWOOD
>in paris
>in france
American education
nah
VIRTUE SIGNALLING
>Don't Stop Me Now goofy dance number with shitty costumes
>"So about that mass killing..."
FAGGOTS BTFO
You just said that with clowns and a giraffe standing around you.
>people in clown getup and and animal costumes talking about recent shootings
This is fucking surreal
Lets honor those fags with a dance off!
How high were they
And the award for the most "Just fuck my shit up" conference of the day goes to Ubisoft.
WASH AWAY THE TAINT
WASH AWAY THE TAINT
WASH AWAY THE TAINT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkzsoJf-UsA
LANAAAAA
reminder that games are being shown on the PC stream
this some gay shit desu
>>341104931
RE7 CONFIRMED
>everyone else just offers their condolences
>ubisoft needs this bizarre self aware preface for theirs
>about to start on some sappy shit about people dying
>people call in the goofy looking dancers to come near me
Wowzers.
Who /dosen'tlikeQueen/ here?
Those families must feel so honored that a guy in a giraffe costume has their sympathies
>"We are so sorry about that whole shooting thing ;-;"
>"Hashtag Just Dance xD"
oh no anything but Ubisoft
>>341104976
To the Muslims? Yeah. I know I'd be upset.
cerny in the front row?
>Guy shot up a bunch of faggots in florida
>not this fucking garbage
What a waste
ubisoft is my favorite every year just for this stuff
Wow that was so awful, it actually made me smile.
fuck off to sticky retards
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341103872
>paris shooting
>no on says anything
>gay bar get shot up
>everyone loses their mind
>>341104974
Is this your first conference or what? Shit's been all over since yesterday
>DUDE FAGGOTS LMAO
fucking hell.
How do they do it?
How can they be so cringy?
How can it be all so horrible?
make it stop
JUST DANCE 2017!
SHOUT OUT TO TERRORIST ATTACK VICTIMS
UBISOFT NIGGERS GTFO
THE AUTISM NEVER ENDS
>offering your condolences while a human giraffe is next to you
VIDEO GAMES, NO GAY SHIT PLEASE
I took my week off for this?
UBISOFT CONFIRMING NX
THE MADMEN
>Gathers round the collection of weirdos
>Let us remember the recent tragedy
LOL
>IF WE MAKE EVERY SECOND OF THIS CONFERENCE CRINGE WORTHY THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE MEAN CRINGE COMPILATIONS OF US!
>>341104976
Aisha's a muslim? What a hypocrite.
NX CONFIRMED
>>341104793
Rolf you made me spill my coffee
This has nothing to do with video games.
>>341105282
I mean it's good but it's burned out
>>341105083
Because sandniggers are the ones responsible.
>and coming to the Nintendo NX next year
wut
I can't stop laughing, holy shit
>NX
How are they allowed to mention this
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE LIKE JUST DANCE
YALL CANT DANCEE
Fucking hell the arses on them candy canes lads
>NX
OH SHIT
Wait she voices Lana?
>ubimeme
>tfw Aisha Tyler was the first one to mention the NX this E3
JUST
BASED FUCKING AISHA
France and French Canada just bought themselves another big ISIS attack. Well done Ubisoft, you probably just killed another 200+ Parisians.
>just dance
>pc
But why?
JUST DANCE CONFIRMED FOR PC
CONSOLEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>didnt shower
WE WUZ
GAMERS
AND
NECKBEARDS
A HIST
FUK YOU BITCH!!
REMINDER THAT SOME FAG'S PARENTS FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY BECAUSE HE WAS ON THE CASUALTY LIST
"JUST" Dance
WHAT A FUCKING BITCH TALKING SHIT
![stdin_snapshot_01.30.42_[2016.06.13_23.04.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D5uEm9A.jpg "stdin snapshot 01.30.42 [2016.06.13 23.04.44]")
you can #JUST the people yourself
>This year and next year
NX game confirmed!
Did you shower /v/?
>>341105427
a cringe compilation would be just the entire show
>>341104213
You mean lock them in the club
>>341105137
seriously
I don't get it. It's not like victim family members are at a funeral playing E3 on TV screens and saying sorry doesn't do anything
>COMING TO NX
>COMING TO NX
Nintendo killing ubisoft confirmed
PCG is wrapping up
SHOWERS
HAAHAHAHA THEY JUST ACCIDENTLY CONFIRMEND THE NX
/v/ I just have ONE thing to ask.WHO LEFT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON DURING THE APOCALYPSE?
Oh my god she said it
HOLY SHIT IM OUT
>>341105427
>Inb4 "Normal compilation" is made for Ubisoft compiling only the normal non cringe parts
ubisoft always has the kekiest conferences
also nx confirmed next year
>>341105553
DANGER ZONE
>>341105482
Ubi did the same thing with the Wii U. They have a good relationship with Nintendo.
Why do they keep hiring nigress
>yfw you showered today
This is too meta.
>We want to offer our condolences to all the dead fags
>here is a giraffe
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
lets just honour these dead gay people with some giraffes an shit
>I dont like Aisha Tyler
cringe overload.
IT'S
GIRLWOOD TIME
TAKE A SHOT
FIFTH TIME THIS BITCH IS ON STAGE
UBISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT
end this
Guys, help me a bit. About the guy talking on the screen right now... Is that a girl? That's what they call a girl? And not just that, that's a brown girl?
>piss jokes
>mass shootings
>giant giraffe dancing to queen
>girlwood
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????
How did she know I didn't shower?
This thread is too fast. This isn't comfy at all.
Damn, Aisha lookin fine.
The only good presenter.
>>341105137
>fucking hell get over it
Motherfucker it hasn't even been 48 hours.Though they shouldn't mentioned it since they're going to talk about Wildlands
>Just Dance 2017 is the second confirmed game for NX
hey spammer tards
go to the fucking sticky
fucking idiots
>>341105553
Oh shit she is i have archer on mt tv right now
SHE HATING ON HER EMPLOYEE
Ubisoft trying to be original today
>>341105180
Kek
SHE KNOWS
>>341105621
Two bad news at the cost of one.
shots
frogs btfo
>girlwood
You shut your mouth.
>>341105710
Next year
>>341105731
Turned that boring shit off the minute the Ubisoft Variety Hour started.
Jesus fucking Christ, please stop this pandering and "YOU GO GIRL!" attitude this year.
AISHA BEST GIRL
I want off this meme train
>GIRLWOOD
THERE IT IS
She acknowledged us!
>that was supposed to be a joke
>why aren't you laughing
>long pause
>start laughing
>>341105710
Just dance sell like hotcakes on nintendo consoles anon.
Is this stand up?
we all know the
>>341105868
wow ethan got fat
Is crippling self awareness the cancer killing comedy?
#GIRLWOOD
DUDE SEX ON THE PC STREAM
Lanaaaaaa
deus ex on pc stream
Dude Sex MD looks neat.
i love the niggress
say what you want
>>341105659
I was planning to but I forgot it in all this excitement.
FUCKING LMAO
mass killings hahaha
>masculine
GIRL WOOD MENTIONED NX
SHUT IT DOWN
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOUR FRENCH
Please take it easy and make this thread comfier.
This is not a comfy thread at all.
>#GIRLWOOD
SHE SAID IT BOYS LETS GO HOME
REMINDER THAT THERE ARE VIDEO GAMES ON THE PC STREAM
NO GAMESSS WHERE AT THE GAMESSSSSSSSSSS
>>341105940
Winning E3.
>"it's coming to NX next year!"
I have a feeling she just fucked up hard
Just gib me games
AISHA GOIN IN NIGGA
>>341105754
>>341105710
HAHHAAHAH
UBISOFT
IS
DEAD
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>341105954
Comfy threads are almost as fast as the sticky today
>>341105754
i missed, how?
GIRL WOOD
I
R
L
W
O
O
D
There is a Stewart Lee routine about Russell Brand delivering a ridiculous serious speech dressed as a cartoon pirate about racism in reality TV. The meta-joke is that it never actually happened.
Ubisoft literally just did that, except about a real life mass shooting while flanked by dancing lions.
Someone post the bingo.
Sorry Aisha, ghost recon hasn't blown anyones minds, ever
Ghost Recon, goody.
>>341106121
Nope, memes are.
>>341106146
Memes and Assassin's Creed 16 > Third sequel to the best game ever made
Fuck modern gamers
>>341105504
>F*CK
ugh. it's 2016 I cant even
EDGY
why is anyone even watching Ubisoft conference
we all know what they're doing there's no surprises
>Swear
My virgin ears!
>>341106154
GIANT GORILA HANDS
STOP CURSING MICROSOFT IS IN THE ROOM!
Did she say the Fuck word?
Somebody stop her!
>>341105954
It was made before there was a sticky
>fucking
woah so random xD
She uhh, dropped a big f bomb there didn't she.
Still better than microsoft cutting their swears out
>>341105935
Yes, and the line is hers.
>wildlands is going to be another shit tom clancy game
Why won't Ubisoft just give up the name they're dragging through the dirt?
>>341106121
Yes because it's essentially no different than explaining a joke. There's no subtlety to it, leaves no room for actual humor.
>Self-aware cringe
She's taken it to a whole new level
>>341106089
It was "problematic joke" actually. Someone triggered for sure
FUCKING
U
C
K
I
N
G
>>341106309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCblAe-kvo
100% real in game footage, believe it.
This is Ghost Recon We Are Intervening in Mexico Because ???????
>tfw will never have 12 inch feminine GIRLWOOD
wahoo
IS SHE BRWOSING V !?!?!?!?
SHE KNOWS ABOUT OUR BINGO
>>341106492
So quirky lol XD
GO TO THE FUCKING STICKY IF YOUR GOING TO SPAM THE THREAD.
FUCK OFF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMFY
>>341106364
"Just Dance coming next year for the Nintendo NX"
SHE GOIN HAM, FÃ M
HOLY FUCK SHE KNOWS
>the PC conference finally gets something worth watching right as the main stream switches over to Ubisoft
do I smellHD again Monster Hunter?
>>341105940
I don't know about you, but this time of shit is why I love the Ubisoft conference.
There's always some weird shit people talk about for days like le meme guy.
Can some of you fuck off?
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341105754
>>341105710
Nintendo already confirmed the existence of the NX.
e3 2016
the year of CGI trailers and behind the scenes
>>341106364
she was taking about dance 2017 and said its coming to the nintendo nx
WHERE'S REAPER
>>341106564
>implying it's not gonna be a Just Dance expansion
I just can't wait to dance with the eye of the tiger.
>>341106364
They revealed the NX even though they weren't supposed to.
That's grounds for a lawsuit
GHOST RECON: BUILD WALL EDITION
>>341105972
Dragon Quest XI m8
FARCRY 5
Was this really the best time
>>341106670
get a bigger monitor ya fuckin philistine
is that fucking whats his name?
Is this an ad for Trump?
>>341106662
I'd take every single inch.
BUILD THE WALL
>>341106651
Don't do this. It's obviously not gameplay.
>>341106268
/jp/ e3 threads would be great, wouldn't they? /vr/, too, but obviously the subject matter excludes them.
It'll all be over soon, anon, and we can go back home.
MEXICAN TITS
YOU BANG ESE?
This is Aisha's last year hosting an e3 event
Literally Bane the vidya character
>open Ubisoft conference
>greeted by people dancing in animal costumes to Queen and then offering their sympathy to the victims of terror attacks
People that spam memes should be fucking banned
>Mexican Intellectuals
Nice gameplay
>>341106734
>laggy sticky
No.
>ubisoft and PC stream simultaneously
why dammit
>>341106810
>not Through the fire and flames.
Fagit.
>>341106741
sort off not fully though there plan was to announce it at e3 so she spoiled it
>>341106814
Make Ubisoft Great Again!
Does anyone trust ubi with their trailers? The game won't look remotely like that.
THAT FUCKING GAY RIBBON
WHGYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HIT THE DRUGS
>talking about drug trafficking on stage
>>341106950
The game just looks that GOOD.
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>>341106813
>>341106813
>>341106813
>>341106813
COCA COLA
>educational
All those Ubisoft objectives all over the map.
this game will be released and forgotten about with 2 weeks
That trailer was Kino.
I just woke up. What happened in Microsoft conference?
>>341106291
No shut up bitch
>>341106901
>the giraffe has a monocle
Kek
DUDE LEAVES LMAO
PLEASE POST THE DRINKNG GAME
MEXICANS
BUILD
A
WALL
this cracker sounds like such a try hard
>Ghost Recon: Build Wall
wait, i'm a ghost?
Man this guy's really into his fanfiction
CGI trailers are my favourite game trailers.
Who the fuck keeps dropping the mic.
>>341107102
too early senpai
>What if
>GrFRafrpp
>cocaine
>coco
>fucking
MOM I NEED THIS GAME
Makin that beautiful white powder
This "comfy" thread is not comfy at all
>>341106412
>>341107083
Why does it trigger you so much anon?
>Gays are precious
>But man fuck those Mexicans!
What is funny this is literally the sort of shit Hillary Clinton would authorize in real life. Military intervention in another country instead of building a fucking wall.
>>341107154
we won brother
>>341107102
page 3, anon.
Although this will clear out the kids and let us have a few good minutes on the way to archive
>>341107154
M$ gave up and ported every Xbone exclusive to Win10
I'm not joking
>>341106996
Cute Raccoon (already fapped to her)
>>341107219
OH MY GOD, When did you die?
>>341106901
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER
>>341106917
>: 2dreaktion
source
>>341107102
.. there's a fucking STICKY for the ubi conference, you fucking retard
PC stream ending
Warren Specter is doing a final speech.
>>341107032
Sory sir. Not speak english well, I mean "Don't Stop Me Butt". Select all pictures with mountains, please.
It's so painfully obvious that this is a reskin of The Division with Far Cry outposts and other Ubisoft "open world" filler. Just looking at it I see animations and assets reused from The Division, like the backpacks.
>>341107254
Suer as fuck isn't Nintendo.
>>341107041
when ubisoft sends their games, they arent sending their best
theyre sending games that have lots of problems
Theyre bringing bugs, theyre bringing dlc, they are downgrades
Refer to me as "El Pozolero" from now on, fagits.
Is this fucking MGSV
>>341102601
christ ubi are masters at pep talk
their show is always most entertaining, it just doesn't help you know it's all bullshit
i'm not surprised they keep the normies on reel though
That better be fucking awfully scripted players playing co-op and not in game voice acting.
>>341107758
Relax, it's just games El Pozolero!
>>341107569
Makeikusa Ni. Frankly its pretty generic fantasy warrior women get raeped stuff but I like that particular girl. Tough girls with eyepatches and other injuries are pretty hot mane.
>>341106670
>>341106940
Get on my lv
No bullshots here, this looks like ass. I'm actually impressed, Ubisoft is never honest.
Man, this game is pure garbage... Do we speak through the whole "stealth game" with a guy on a mic?
>those animations
I'd expect this from Bethesda not from Ubi
I'm kinda liking this, reminds me a bit of GRAW's co-op campaign.
Drones are so 2015. They should've put hoverboards.
>>341108704
I would buy that.
This gameplay is fucking identical to The Division, just with vehicles and first person zoom. The run animations, the guns, the character models, etc are all ripped from that game. So fucking lazy.
>there are people in this thread that don't use livestreamer
>>341108186
Thanks lad
>>341108754
>/r9k/
>Opera user
Yeah seems about right
>System Shock 3
>Damnit I miss
>blows up gas station.
>>341109326
No problem, m8.Enjoy your fap.
fucking south park lmao
>>341109241
>>341107929
>>341107596
tired of this cookie cutter bullshit. Not even a ghost recon game anymore. What happened to innovation ubisoft? Christ.
More like Trey Porker
>>341106376
>Eskimo cunt from the 90s
>coon holding cell
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