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#girlwood time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
>catching those memorial moments
THICK
>>341128328
it says they have one more in taht one tweet.
Video game extreme sports
#SLEEPGAME can apply to everything I have seen today.
That looked pretty interesting, actually.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT TALKING
ITS TRICKAYY
>10 seconds of snowboarding
>10 minutes of walking up the mountain
GENIUS
>>341128401
>>341128150
>you have to be rich to be a skibum
ZTEEP
>>341128228
People are pretending he's more interesting just because he's black, when we know nothing about him
SHOW US A FUCKING RAYMAN GAME ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEE2JKFVBQEJKVQWEVQERUÑVBHVBHÑQ
WOW!
MEMORIABLE MOMENTS
>ski
>in the fucking summer
>>341128402
TAKE IT AWAY IGOR
>>341128419
Sony will be our savior
as always
SPORT IS ABOUT WINNING YOU KEKOLD FAGGOT
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IS A GOD DAMN HOBBY
>>341127689
You're retarded, but i still love you
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>NEW IP IS A SPORTS GAME
FUCKING FRENCHIES AND THEIR SPORTS
>>341128172
last one i played was 1080 on n64
This might be nice
>sitting simulator
>>341128228
>that music
>le h4xx3r stickers on laptop
>le black man is always fit meme
>his fucking speech
At least Pearce had the family thing going on
>IGOR
Please end my life.
>open world
when will this meme fucking die
>>341127424
HE'S IN YOUR AREA
>we could have gotten Beyond good and Evil 2 or a Rayman game
>instead we got more sports bullshit
>>341128219
>we got this new IP from this team that worked on all these action titles
>so heres an extreme sports game
>not even the fun kind with insane tricks like SSX
>igor
>mic still on
>UP IN DEE MANTENGS
dude, bro, on that mountain I found myself. If you don't board you'll never understand
>New genre
>SSX
fuck off
>>341128420
i had a giggle
Look at that milf!
>>341128369
Kek
COUGAR SEASON
>That was good
>>341128295
STEEP THEME LEAKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdAtI0MbFEg
>>341128402
never gets old
>>341128420
it could have been worse, but i expect emojins somewhere in the game
>>341128310
Nope. New IP.
WORK YOUR BODY
>WORK YOUR BODY
WORK YOUR BODY
>WORK YOUR BODY
WORK YOUR BODY
>WORK YOUR BODY
WORK YOUR BODY
>WORK YOUR BODY
>>341128420
kek
>>341128438
naw its the best time
>>341128490
SNORTING COKE
>another year without Beyond Good n Evil 2
Why do I even bother?
T H I C C
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>MIC was still hot
TOP KEK UBISOFT
>MIC was still hot
TOP KEK UBISOFT
>MIC was still hot
TOP KEK UBISOFT
>MIC was still hot
TOP KEK UBISOFT
SPORTS
>>341128420
>>341128420
10/10
CAN SOMEONE POST THE LINEUP PLEASE
WHAT'S LEFT
2 Bingos so far this E3, I need to go back and watch the rest of the PC gaming show to see if we got more.
SPORTS
MOVIES
>>341128016
EL-P IS A RAP-DUCER YOU KEK
>>341128504
>doesn't understand rolling stickies
>>>/reddit/
>>341128438
must be a horrible time to have shit taste
So all you crash, ski and sky dive.
so fucking boring, needs so much more variety
Oh shit, whos ready for max comfy.
snowboarding games are always the comfiest shit
>there was no mass murder before watch dogs 2, so we had to suffer through gay flags and nigger music
Mass murderers are fucking idiots
AM I THE ONLY ONE EXCITED FOR THIS?
FUCK YOU /V/
IT WAS GOOD?
>we need a new IP
>looks outside
>yeah that'll do
Fuck you
>>341128312
source?
>>341128510
Who draws and colors this fucking fast?
Why would I play a game about real life things I don't want to do?
jesus fuckikng christ this is literally a triple A clone of SNOW
>>341127649she gets raped
>>341128407
>No "^_^"
[HEAVY BREATHING}
>>341128504
the posts are capped at 1k and the old ones get deleted
there's like 20k posts here in total
>>341128489
SSX is EA not ubisoft.
>>341128442
it is
*heavy breathing*
That was bon, oui?
I'm rock hard right now.
>>341128510
that was quick
see that mountain over there?
you can climb it!
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
BIG GUY
GAME OF THE YEAR 2017
BIG GUY
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MOUNTANGS
>>341128220
new SSX never
1080 a shit
Ubisoft actually made me interested in Watch Dogs 2 when compared to this shit.
HE'S A BIG GUY
FOR YOU
BIG GUY CONFIRMED
>BIG GUY
>IGOR
Nintendo will save E3
OH SHIT POP IN
LOOK BACK AT THE SKY, LOUIS
>Big Guy
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>[BLOWING NOISES]
>WAZ ZHAT GHOOD?
>take it away igor
BIG GUY
EGWEE MEANS NIDOS
4u
Is there an English language stream or stream with English subtitles somewhere?
I don't speak Frog.
Did anyone else hear that womans sigh of relief?
4 u
>that big guy is the Mont Blanc
BIG GUY
BIG GUY
>>341128164
Every E3 sucks
THE BIG GUY IN FRONT OF YOU
BIG GUY
>WE NEED TO INVADE FRANCE, TO SAVE VIDYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8
>big guy
>>341128102
Something most people who own really old vehicles won't bother with?
This needs VR
>>341127904
>Fierté Française
HAHAHAHA
Non, nique TA mère
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
BIG GUY
I dunno it looks pretty cool
>extreme winter sports
>open world
you wot
BIG GUY
>>341128503
The bingo has "Just one more thing..." on it for a reason.
big guy
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>>341128434
Pretty sure he said "in the region", Walter.
>>341128438
It must be a pretty terrible time to be Black. Oh wait that's always.
DUDE STUNTS LMAO
ITS TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY
>ITS TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY
ITS TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY
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>ITS TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY
BIG GUY
THE BIGGEST GUY
BIG GUY
>"New Genre" (Or "Generer" in French apparently)
>It's just a fucking winter sports game
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
BIG GUY
>BIG GUY
Au moins ils parlent mieux que Yves, putain
>mountain dew
THE BIG GUY
BIG GUY ALERT
BIG GUY ALERT
BIG GUY ALERT
BIG GUY ALERT
BIG GUY ALERT
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>openworld
BIG GUY
Looks comfy desu
UUUU
4U
FOR YOU
>BIG GUY
UUUU
was good?
MOUNTAIN, IM CIA
>women in game development
Well, Ubsioft deserved it.
THE BIG GUY
ghost butt
>>341128407
Isincerely enjoyed Watch_Dogs, I'm so sorry.
>BIG GUY
oh no.
BIG GUY
BIG GUY
RIP SNOW
Shit LOD..
BIG GUY,
THATS ANOTHER FOR THE BINGO
Might be cool
U U U U
DROBE ZONES
>DA BIG GUY
>>341128691
nah i gotchu pham
BIG GUY
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4:20 BIG GUY CONFIRMED
>>341128691
Looks pretty cool desu senpai. But it's ubisoft so they'll find a way to fuck it up
that mountain is a big guy
Les Baines?
>That Big Guy
FOR YOU
YOU'RE A BIG MOUNTAIN
BIG GUY
BANE
MOUNTAIN DEW
DROBE ZONS
>DROBE ZONS
DROBE ZONS
>DROBE ZONS
DROBE ZONS
>DROBE ZONS
DROBE ZONS
>DROBE ZONS
DROBE ZONS
>DROBE ZONS
BIG GUY
4u
BIG GUY?
BIG GUY?
BIG GUY?
BIG GUY?
BIG GUY?
BIG GUY?
BIG GUY?
BIG GUY
Photoshop of CIA on the Big Guy please
BIGGEST MOUNTAIN
UUUU
UUUU
UUUU
UUUU
BANE CAMEO CONFIRMEd
Why the fuck is this not on vr? dropped
BIG GUY
IN FRONT 4U
IT'S MONTE BIANCO FUCKING FROGS
big guy
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
ITS A BIG GUY
LITERALLY NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS
Her mic was on kek
I'm glad I'm not the only drunk here
>BIG GUY
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Jesus Christ how long is this conference?
Oh no.
>Ze Matterhou
>>341128438
>4chan, tumblr, and twitter will all get triggered
feels good
MOUNTAIN VEW
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN? ITS A BIG GUY
>MOUNTAIN DEW
BIG GUY
BIG GUY BOIS
>>341128691
Looks neat but not as a closing wow factor game
>MOUNTAIN DEW
>big guy
>Dröb zones
>BIG GUY
U
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>big guy
C I A
>>341128812
ta gueule grosse pute
dwup zonez
MOUNTAIN DEW
Drobe zones
F O R Y O U
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>B I G G U Y
4 U
>DRUP ZUNES
WE CALL IT MOUNTAIN DEW
Remove French
>>341128504
>Baby's first rolling sticky
Fuck off, reddit
Give me your (you's)
>The Big Guy in the front of you
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN
>>341128724
Thanks, now i know the first thing im doing once i get my build done.
WE'RE CURRENTLY AT THE AIGLE DE MONT BLANC
>Translators note: Aigle means needle
>DRUB ZUNS
B I G G U Y
What's the point of a massive open world when the only thing to do is ski and parachute?
>ubi actually thinks this game will make money
>Droob Zones
4 U
>Druobe zons
>BIG GUY
4 U
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>tfw Ubisofts conference is the best so far
Why is E3 so shit this year
Mountain Diew
is it over yet?
this is the type of sports game I like desu
not boring baseball, hockey, handegg, footbool
DROBEZUNS
Droop zunez
>>341128164
one of the worst e3 i ever fucking see
>A ski game
Is anyone gonna actually buy this?
SONY PLEASE SAVE US
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>>341128545
If everyone is a winner, then it's not a game.
>BIG GUY
It's shit. Too slow to be SSX.
SAKRE BLUE
Big guy ?
>>341128903
That's a cute butt.
HATE UBISOFT
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>We call it "Mountain Dew"
>>341128428
>OPEN WORLD Ski, Parachute, Skydiving game
It wasn't done before. Fuck off with your FF minigame.
>>341128859
Ceci
>>341128903
I want to have a ghost butt and get fucked in it
>>341128990
for (you)
WE SNOWBOARDAZ NOW?
guys
search for "thruss" on twitter
enjoy
BIG GUY IN FRONT OF YOU
FOR YOU
thread is to fast no one will notice my matches on OKcupid
>>341128670
EA had top completed
>BIG GUY
DRUB ZUNES
>BIG GUY
>dropezones
> MOUNTAIN VIEW
aka. zoom out
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>>341128701
>SNOW
>Games about extreme winter sports didn't exist before SNOW
you have to be 18 to post on this board
This looks good but everyone's gonna shit talk it to fit in
>>341128670
Didn't spectre say PC master race?
>mont blanc
>not expensive pens
D R O P P E D
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>>341129049
Here's one friend. Use it wisely.
I can't imagine how anyone would want to play this for more than a few hours
>>341127346
T H I C C
You're a
>BIG
>GUY
boredom simulator
>just watching AC watchtowers
fucking hell ubisoft
>>341128808
It might be required legally? Like for police database and GPS systems.
Electronically registered cars could also help with self driving car AI.
You're a big guy!
MOUNTAIN DEW
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>Aiguille Vert, but not Aiguille du Midi
5 months ago I was actually skiing down the Matterhorn.
Even I'm not interested in this game.
Looks like a phone game gameplay wise.
>not doing this for VR
Why?
Well at least it's an idea that isn't usually done, I'll give them credit for that.
WHAT DID I MISS? LAST THING I SAW WAS THAT FOR HONOR GAME
So last year, Nintendo talks about mountains and Zelda
And then Ubisoft decided to make a mountain sports game.
Coincidence is a hell of an excuse.
>>341128609
Double suicide pls.
MOUNTAIN DEW
STREME SPOATS
>no beyond good and evil 2
>NO BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
>no beyond good and evil 2
>NO BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
>no beyond good and evil 2
>NO BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
>no beyond good and evil 2
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>no beyond good and evil 2
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>no beyond good and evil 2
>NO BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
CLIMBING MOUNTAINS TO UPDATE MAP JUST LIKE VIEWPOINTS IN ASCREED!
>>341128431
I don't get how you can make a game in the Bay Area and not use the Bay Area GOATs.
0/10 would not play
Not enough thizz
THis game is just wii skii
Pilot Wings by Ubisoft
He's a big guy
>Game is so boring we get 300 posts about baneposting
>DROBEZONES
So far, kinda still hate Ubisoft but I do wish the devs on Watch Dogs 2 the best of luck. Or rather, it looks like they came out with more of a plan this time than the last.
B I G G U Y
>>341129049
Only if you give me one back muddafuka
Else imma hax u
NOW THIS IS POD RACING
SEE THAT BIG GUY ON THAT MOUNTAIN
>COMPLETELY NEW GENRE
>ssx snowboarding
>assassins creed worldviewing on high points
See that mountain? You can descend it.
looks decent desu
This actually looks pretty baller
looks sort of fun
>NOOOOO
bye! ;)
I-i think i want this...
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>>341129018
>9 seconds
Who /français/ here?
RIP
>>341129148
>shitimbald
my sides
Mont Baine confirmed.
they're gonna crash this plane into the alps with no survivors
this makes no fucking sense
Looks comfy af
>tfw only sony can save e3 now
YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO PREDICT THE DLC FOR THIS GAME
>>341128702
post pics?
>>341128569
Go home Rin. You hardly qualify as a real Bakuon
DID HE DIED?
IT'S JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!
F
>Mountain Dew
>squirrel suit powerup
F
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>>341128908
It's fine to enjoy something
As long as you accept that it has flaws and what those flaws are
omg did he died?
This game looks pretty cool. I wonder if the area where I live is accessible.
F
LIFE'S SHORT
STUNT IT
Did he died?
Didn't the Wii U do this like, last year.
>no wilhelm scream
dropped
lol he ded
OH SHIT HE DED
Holy fuck they just showed a guy dying in a wingsuit.
kill me
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>>341129148
>shitimbald
that nigga ded
F
DUDE GO PROS LMAO
CRASHING THIS WINGSUIT
WITH NO SURVIVORS
FUCK THAT GUY IS DEAD
>mtn dew
>>341129196
How did you ski in the middle of Disneyland?
>>341129323
sissy
THAT DUDE IS FUCKING DEAD
>the guy that crashed
THIS LOOKS BORING AS FUCK
>>341129148
Top right is probably the least shit
>minigame)gadget in Just Cause 3
>HURR LETS MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF IT
that guy broke every bone in his body
>>341129302
This
>>341129290
(You)
F
wow that dude just fucking died
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lmao that one guy who fucked his fall
STOCK SCREAM
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>quietly optimistic for realistic ski simulator
>fucking batman shit flying down a mountain
>>341129337
the only correct answer
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THAT MAN JUST FUCKING DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH TRYING TO ATTAIN THE SILVER MEDAL
F
THIS IS A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEY DEVELOPING THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME. THE WHOLE POINT EXTREME SPORTS AND OTHER THRILL SEEKING SHIT IS THAT YOU NEED TO EXPIRIENCE IT IN REAL LIFE SO YOU'LL FEEL THAT ADRENALINE RUSH. YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU DESIGNED THIS OVERCOMPLICATED SHIT INSTEAD OF A BEYOND GOOD & EVIL SEQUEL OR SPLINTER CELL?
>>341129323
Salut poto bien ou bien ?
>>341127669
I hope you like video games as much as my tummy does.
tell me some of your parallel universe jokes
NNOOOOOONNNnnnnnn
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>>341129148
>shit I'm bald
>guy just dies
>no attention paid to it
UH YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS
>>341128670
Your PC one is woefully innaccurate. They had fucking DAY9 as the host and you don't even have E-Celeb marked.
Right column was a bingo on that one BTW. It was super boring, there were multiple people who clearly didn't want to be there, and the stream went down at one point.
>DROBED
DROBED
>DROBED
DROBED
>DROBED
DROBED
>DROBED
DROBED
>DROBED
DROBED
>DROBED
DROBED
>that scream
jesus christ
>>341129148
Found my dream girl there bub
I'm fine with this but it will probably turn out shit.
>>341128228
Aiden was whitebread vanilla edition but it let him blend in with a crowd at least. It worked. This guy covered in RC robots and all his friends with unique stand-out outfits are the furthest from anonymous they could be.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F
RIP IN PEACE RED GUY
>>341129205
>Nintendo invented mountains! Nobody else can make mountain games now!
>>341128135
hipster scum
>some guy just god plastered on the mountainside
But we just won silver :3
ITS LIKE SKATE 3 BUT WITH SNOW
>THAT FUCKER THAT FELL
looks worse than the crew desu
Hey
>aaauUAAUUUUGHH
>females in gaming
STOP
>>341129249
>tfw the game won't even be hyphy
SLEEP TIGHT FLYER
This makes me want to play tribes again
>>341129097
>Sony making a Watchdogs movie
I have no more hope
HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
>HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
>HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
>HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
>HE WAS TOO BIG A GUY FOR YOU
F
>>341129336
Never. It's for my eyes only.
>>341128908
I liked it too man. It's not gonna be perfect but I think I'll have some fun with it.
nvidia-exclusive snow deformation confirmed
F RANCE
10/10
SOLD
>>341129054
press F5 for extra thicc
The game looks pretty. Not gonna lie, perhaps fun with friends too. But i will probably not buy it.
>>341129431
I got special permission. My dad is the assassin in Assassin's Creed.
They seem so stiff and awkward
>that quickly faded "NO"
>*splat*
Ubisoft, what the fuck
LOL THAT DEATH WAS THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING IVE SEEN ALL E3
>LOL THAT DEATH WAS THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING IVE SEEN ALL E3
F
>Tfw Baneposting will NEVER die
>People will still be doing it in a thousand years
Do people do that for real?
YOLO even in vidya
F
>>341128616
MUSCATNUSS, HERR MÜLLER!
TELL ME ABOUT MOUNTAIN!
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SNOW?
>ctrl+f "tricky"
>58 results
I love you /v/
this is a cool concept but hardly warrants a $60 purchase
top tier visuals
I'm off have to go
F
>>341129123
>OPEN WORLD
>Literally just a mountain forever
Frenchies on suicide watch
>>341129345
What's next, turtle shell suits?
this looks pretty cool desu
>SSX w/o the tricky
k senpai
Drobe zones
I WANT IT
This game actually looks pretty fun
>no TRICKY bar
game looks comfy, will probably get it if its not 60$ on release, or just wait for sales
Looks comfy desu.
Need VR support
I-if there's not something good next I'm gonna be v-very mad!
>sassy
>since
>birth
![[HorribleSubs] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.56_[2016.06.11_19.43.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lHLnNJj.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 17.56 [2016.06.11 19.43.49]")
ubisoft employee: i dont think we should swear
ubisoft manager: ur fired
ubisoft employee: w-why
ubisoft manager: because youbesoft
>first person
>gopro views
cant tell what this guy is saying
>wingsuit guy dies
Disrespectful. Show some respect for the Orlando victims.
ubisoft is doing a great job compared to crooked EA
>>341129302
Not big on sports game, but this one actually looks kind of nice.
Haven't played a snowboarding game since ps1.
>"go pro views"
First person lel?
>AS AN AUTIST
>>341129564
If only it wasn't so dead.
r e a l l y c o o l
GOING BACK TO MOUNTAIN DEW
Who thought this would be a popular game?
>that first person front flip
I literally flinched in real life
What does " F " mean ?
>>341129358
>>341129378
noHe had a hard life...he needs some time to rest
>>341129495
post boypussy
not a sports person but this looks really fucking cool
>>341128691
I'm cautious because ubisoft
>>341129196
wow i dont care and no you werent you fucking loser no one cares about your pretend normie hobbies that dont exist lol fucking loser
PTSD: THE GAME
I honestly don't understand what goes through the heads of Ubisoft. How can they possibly think this shit was a good idea?
Eh it looks okay I guess
Looks like a fun game, but not a 60 dollar fun game
>>341129408
>shitimbald
YOU CAN DRAW LINES
IN THE MTN DEW
Why even create a game like Steep when you can just get a plane ticket to Mont Blanc, or the Alps and ski/snowboard for yourself?
Or even just go to a local hill and just snowboard? wtf?
NON NON NON NON
THE GAME WILL SUPPORT GO-PRO (TM) FOOTAGE!
when's the sony conference?
See that mountain?
giving ubisoft a 7/10,
ea bethesda and pc gaming all tied with 3/10
>that trail is really cool
See that trail? You can analyze it.
Doesn't look so bad, but it is ubisoft.
AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH
>AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH
"really cool"
this actually looks pretty fun
idk if I'm going to blow $60 on it but I'll probably get it down the line at some point
>No snowboarding game will ever be as fun as SSX Tricky
>go pro view
AKA first person
>first person in vr
I AM WAY IN TO THIS FUCK YOU /V/
>>341129572
rude
>those snow physics
HNNNNNNG
>patented fake ubishit footage
who the fuck approved that shaky ass FPV cam
The game looks downgraded already, lol.
>That first person backflip
Holy shit, looks fucking cool.
GO PRO VIEW(tm)
>>341128150
You expect me to believe you wouldn't play a game get away with vehicular manslaughter, driving under the influence and aggravated sexual battery/assault and possession of narcotics just in time to win the gold for your snowboard team?
>finally make another trick/sport game
>without any of the fun of trick/sport games
leave it to ubisoft
>>341129680
ehehehe
Why did I get hype? I knew. I fucking knew. But I got hype anyway. What is wrong with me?
MOUNTAIN DEW
>>341129732
Press F to pay respects
>>341129323
Moi pêh
>>341129550
THE MOUNTAIN GIVES
AND THE MOUNTAIN TAKES
Looks like a modern SSX 3, pretty cool
looks like a neat game but it'll probably get boring very quick
this game is pretty brutal
Holy shit, this is actually the most brutal game I've seen this year.
>that flat snow texture
dropped
GO SHLOMO
JUST
GOW SLOW MOW
CHEWIE!
SEE THAT TRAIL
ITS REALLY COOL
>>341129795
3 hours
This is the Skate3 of snow sports
>>341129739
anon I've been banned before
>Falling for ubi's pre-rendered "Gameplay"
Reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
Looks fun actually.
I give Ubi 7/10
One more game to come.
THAT'S NOW HOW SNOW WORKS
>>341129732
>Press 'F' to pay respects
something like that from CoD I think?
i really like that jump!
T B H
it looks kinda cool
>>341129732
Sixth letter in the alphabet you raving retard
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>341129556
H-Hi there!
>>341129825
That's the only way this game would be en moderately interesting. What a fucking blunder of a game.
>slow mo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341129732
F to pay your respects, you gay bitch baby
Looks pretty comfy until you break your fucking neck
>>341129635
Exactly what I was thinking
Maybe when it's really, really on sale
so how much of this will be in the actual game?
"Let's go back to mountain dew"
>>341128438
WE WUZ *Sucks in air through teeth* HACKERS N SHEET *goes to a Sanders Rally*
Anybody else craving a nice, hot cup of cocoa?
>hyper realistic mountain sports simulator
>people breaking bones and screaming loud as shit
The fuck man, someone help them, they're gonna die if they're left there
>>341129148
You'd rather just be single at the end of the day.
This looks neat. As someone who views winter sports as a way for middle class people to be killed off, a way to do skiing and shit without snapping my spine like a fucking breadstick would be cool.
>>341129302
At least it's something new
>friends
Yeah.. heh..
>>341129690
I didn't realize everyone in Orlando tragically died falling off a mountain.
OH GREAT
A DEMO MODE
LIKE WE'VE HAD SINCE THE EARLY 90s
Makes me wish I had friends
>first person
Aww yes
>REALISTIC SNOWBOARDING
Share your friends hitting the mountain and dying.
>>341129862
Spoon feeder
>>341129732
Faggot
CRASHING THIS COMPETITION
>ubided
>wasting money on watch dogs 2 and a movie
>absolute garbage 2 years ahead
>begging for hostile takeover by activision
This is the end!
LE SNOW
LEPEW
who /ThinksThisIsCool/
Game actually looks cool senpai
>>341129161
SNOW uses somewhat of an multiplayer open world. That's whats similar
Sports MMO? Crazy enough to work.
TRIGGER WARNING
SHIT CRAZY CRACKERS DO, THE GAME
>>341129768
>How can they possibly think this shit was a good idea?
People like skiing. Shocking news, I know, but not everyone has the same interests as you.
I wish this "sharing" bullshit would pass.
>>341129732
>not knowing the memePress F to pay respects
Skate 3 may not ever happen, but this game will certainly fill its void. Looks nice.
I liked that jump.
>>341129781
why even play shooter games when you can buy a gun and shoot someone yourself?
>>341129773
Fun fact his voice actor died over 15 years ago.
>>341103872
>Hello fellow youth, are you ready to enjoy the a video game featuring all of the EXTREME activities that we enjoy doing, featuring Red Bull (TM) and GoPro(TM) products?
>friends
>mfw there are more deaths in this game than the first Watch Dogs 2 gameplay video
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
looks comfy
>>341129952
none
they've already indicated the intention is for players to finish the game for them
>FRIENDS
>SHARING
>SOCIAL MEDIA
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
PLEASE DONT DOWNGRADE
>THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO: The Game
We got this instead of Rayman
>copy past trees with identical foliage
>ps3 era awful snow textures
。。。
>those bone snapping noises
Holy shit what the fuck.
I annoys me when they show off these social features because I have no friends
THAT CRUNCH
>sound of bones breaking
wtf
FUCK YOU /V/, I'M ENJOYING THIS
CLOWN SNOWBOARDER
KILLING SCHLOMO IN SLO MO
SEE THAT BRUTAL DEATH ON THE MOUNTAIN?
YOU CAN REWATCH IT
I think it looks fun, but one of my friends just messaged me saying how dumb and boring this looks :(
ded
>>341129906
post a link to it then my man
>>341129980
Skiing is ok, I used to do it every year.
DUDE FRIENDS LMAO
BY GOD HER SPINE IS BROKEN IN TWO
YETI FROM SKI-FREE CONFIRMED
>YETI FROM SKI-FREE CONFIRMED
YETI FROM SKI-FREE CONFIRMED
>YETI FROM SKI-FREE CONFIRMED
YETI FROM SKI-FREE CONFIRMED
>YETI FROM SKI-FREE CONFIRMED
it's pretty cool but i cannot see it being a standalone game
like, it could be a mini game in the new far cry or some shit
>>341129860
I wannahugTaiga
realistic clown soul stealing
>>341129921
Funeral scene in CoD the had a QTE funeral scene.
>>341129910
The real crime for R6 isn't the graphics downgrade as much as it is the piss filter they put on for no fucking reason.
>>341129906
Plz
Say all you want about ubisoft, but I actually enjoyed their presentation just for the goofs
and South Park...
FUCK YOU ALL THIS IS AWESOME
>>341129781
This is going to really blow your mind, but not everyone lives where snowboarding is possible.
>SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED
SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED
>SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED
SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED>SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED
SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED>SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED
SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED
PEOPLE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT
WOOOOOOHOHOHOO UHUHUHUU HAHAHAHAHAH WHOOOOOOO WOOOOOOHOHOHOO UHUHUHUU HAHAHAHAHAH WHOOOOOOO WOOOOOOHOHOHOO UHUHUHUU HAHAHAHAHAH WHOOOOOOO
so it's literally fucking cool boarders
great
>GoPro ad
Oh god the bones crunching
>>341129985
post steam ID and I'll be your friend
>extremely brutal bone snapping sounds
WHAT AM I WATCHING RIGHT NOW
If this was VR it wouldn't be so bad, but it looks more like sharing your wipeouts with friends
This looks really fucking gud
so ubisoft is making a horror game now?
>everybody dying
This looks cool but
>Ubisoft
It's shit.
>ALL THESE BONES GETTING CRUSHED
MAKE IT STOP JESUS
MOUNTAIN'S GONNA FREAK!
post anime butts
>>341129781
Why even play a game like GTA when you can just buy a gun and shoot up a gay club in Orlando?
Or even just a local gay club and just shoot? wtf?
I almost feel bad about saying it looks a bit boring because the guy presenting look nice. I mean devs sure do a good job. But this just isn't very exciting.
THEY STOLE ALL OF SNOWS ASSETS AND ARE NOW GOING TO MAKE MILLIONS
FUCK YEAH
THANKS UBI
FOR RUINING INDIE DEVELOPERS
DEATH MONTAGE
F
HOW MUCH IS THIS GAME
IT'S LIKE SNOW BUT GOOD
>>341130103
same desu senpai
>>341129939
There's third party software to make games VR. It simulates 2 instances of the game and shit.
THERE'S HOPE
Ski or die was better.
CRASHING THIS GLIDER
DING
Is there another game after this?
>Share with friends
did dat nigga just crash into a belltower
F F F F F F F
>all these brutal deaths
>those screams
this game will have some funny deaths in it
>>341129992
>not having even one(1) friend
How do you people manage to not have friends?
>>341129172
>>341129512
I only started watching the PC gaming show and I missed part of it, so i decided to skip and come back later.
>>341129149
I don't remember them talking about Kinect at all, or Phantom Dust, and Tekken 7 isn't a revival of a long dead franchise what else might you be referring to?
DUDE WHERE THE GUNS AT I WANNA SHOOT STUF LOL
>THEY KEEP SHOWING WIPEOUTS
Looks pretty awesome.
WHATS SO FUN ABOUT THESE CRASHES YOU ASSHOLES
FUCK ALL OF YOU
>Ubisofts mountain holocaust simulator
#LMFAO#YOLO#SWAG#SPORTS#FUNNY#THRILL
Was that Nathan Drake screaming?
I'll give em credit for showing people crash instead of trying to play it straight.
this game will be so fun to play while high
CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
>NO NO NO NO NO
>*splat*
This is getting kind of grotesuqe
>>341130046
Because that's illegal and immoral.in both aspects.
Where as hitting a snow route is hecka fun.
WHO /makingfemalecharactersandfappingtotheirpaingrunts/ HERE?
>>341129985
ANON
>>341129910
>all those years and he's still surprised
you've got fucking disclaimers on the footage, "in-game" is okay (and already looks like shit), "in-engine" means it's gonna be downgraded.
looks like a fun game if you actually have friends to play with.
>WHITE PEOPLE
se mounteyns
I just got here what did I miss
The second mass death of june
KEK those deaths
>itt people think this looks good and shat on for honor
thanks weebs
looks like fun desu
AAAAAAAA
>>341129680
lol
This was a huge waste of my time
>mfw south park was the highlight of Ubisoft's E3
>3 dead
jesus
DOWNGRADED VERSION LEAKED
>THE BELL CRASH
>>341130105
The death sounds make it look kinda fun
>>341130105
>more horrendous "player chat" voice over
I want whoever keeps making this happen to die.
Looks like something you'll get bored of after 5 minutes
Wow Steep really fucking sucks.
Boring as gay is to homosexuals
>still no Skate 4
This thread is moving so fast no one will notice I'm gay
>>341129802
Underated post
>>341129793I do take good care of it~
>>341129938Hello there Anon, enjoying the show so far?
>coldplay
legit sold
>Clown face guy laughing madly as he tumbles and smacks into tree.
Jesus Christ.
GAME LOOKS FUN GUISE,
>>341130242
Probably not
more like SLEEP!
Sharebait: The Video Game
The multiplayer will either have no collisions and be pointless, or will have collisions and have people trolling all day by running into everyone they see.
THIS IS SURPRISINGLY BRUTAL WHAT THE FUCK
I WANT IT
imagine having ptsd from a skydiving accident and watching this video
this looks like the kind of game thats fun for the first week on /v/ but then everyone forgets about it
>CLANG
I burst out laughing at that. I'm not even mad.
>>341130105
SLEEP
I don't know how it'll make e3 any better but I'm willing to try anything.
oi fuck
I'm hyped
what do
1/2
Did anyone else notice the "Y u no" rageface?
>people in the crowd going fucking apeshit after this show
wew
say what you want, it's the only ubisoft game this year i'd actually play
>SLEEP
>No avalanche race mode
Dropped.
BONG
>>341129691
Watch Dogs alone makes this conference as shit as EA. Even South Park couldn't save this, even though it looked good.
this looks comfy desu senpai
>realistic deaths
>>341130103
Does anybody actually like those "You beat Douchebag's trail by .00001 seconds!" things?
Jesus that fucking hit, I think I'd play this game only to kill myself
>>341130197
>this
THIS LOOKS REALLY FUCKING COOL
One last game people, let it be good
Oh no I kind of want it
FUCKING WHITE PPL SMDH YOU SAVAGES SHOULD GO BACK TO THE MOUNTAINS
WATCH THAT DOWNGRADE
>>341130258
kek
looks good
Steep looks like a fun game to play.
For about a week.
>>341130251
I'm only good when I get to know someone. I'm to shy to talk to new people.
>still dont know why im alive
>>341130103i'll be your friend anon
>>341130338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9qZIGJPQLE
I WANT TO SWING SWORDS AND KILL DRAGONS IN GAMES NOT THIS FUCKING STUPID SKIING SHIT
>I WANT TO SWING SWORDS AND KILL DRAGONS IN GAMES NOT THIS FUCKING STUPID SKIING SHIT
I WANT TO SWING SWORDS AND KILL DRAGONS IN GAMES NOT THIS FUCKING STUPID SKIING SHIT
Sony Press Conference when?
thread going so fastthread going so fast
still one more new game
COMFY GAME OF THE YEAR
steep and for honor looked fun
>>341130313
memes
>>341128228
>hip hop listener
>Kanye West fashion
>I'm not a nerd I do sports xD
millenial cancer
COMFY/10
This honestly looks like a perfect $30 game. it looks fun as fuck. Yet Ubisoft won't pass up a $60 cash grab oppotunity.
>all those bones cracking sounds
It can be good if itfeels right. Hard to tell. Usually ubishit feels mechanically bad though but this is pretty different from their other stuff.
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO
>all those deaths and the commentator not giving a shit
this would be good in VR.
>>341130360
you fucking gayboiplease suck my cock
4CHANS?
>>341130369
I like that show
>>341130370
ITS ALREADY BEING FUCKING MADE
ITS CALLED SNOW
DONT GIVE UBISOFT MONEY FOR STEALING
wtf the crowd loved it
>the best game of the entire day is a fucking snowboard game
>participate 4chan
>>341130117
INB4 it's shit
INB4 why didn't you warn me /v/
>>341130217
Why even play a game like Watch_Dogs 2 when you're already part of 4chan's elite hacking army?
>Yeti on a snowboard
we're fucked
when does the game sheep?
>>341130426
NEVER giving them money.
>Beta phazers
I wonder what he meant by this?
>>341130313
Frogs disconnected from what people really want.
STEEP looks cozy as fuck
>TOP 2 GAMES OF E3 SO FAR
>SNOWBOARD GAME
>SOUTH PARK
I liked the full body first-person view in that one.
>>341130338
I think I would rather play Ski Free to be honest.
It's good to get some games where killing (others at least) isn't the main objective. Nothing wrong with it, but it gets bothersome when every game is like that. Probably won't buy because Ubi, but decent enough.
>>341130234
WITH SNOW SURVIVORS
>>341130105
>>341130313
baneposting
>>341130332
Was there any doubt that would be the case the whole time?
>>341128691
nah im looking forward to steep
>>341130138
I work in travel insurance. Every Winter the number of people who go skiing in Europe and just fuck themselves up is astounding.
>>341130323
I want both
2DEEP4ME
God, what trash
>THAT BONG
CRAZY CRACKAS
WES BE HACKAZ
K I already don't care anymore
what was that game about again
>>341130174
>buy a plane ticket to mote to xyz to snowboard
It's like you can't piece things together.
>>341130217
See
>>341130287
>>341130426
DEEPEST LORE
Fuck ya'll, it looks pretty rad,
>>341130342
what does this ass come from?
>>341103872
No... Splinter Cell
It's HAPPENING
This actually looks good to me
But I loved SSX, maybe im the minority here
I want to fuck Aisha
>>341130338
TRIGGERED
>>341130338
Perfect.
>>341130360
I noticed, want to come over and give me a BJ?
Remember one more IP
>skydiving racing
>mountain paragliding
Steep looks comfy.
Yeah, it looks comfy, and it looks pretty fun. But paying $60 bucks for a game like that.
No thanks.
>>341130409
FUKKEN SAVED
>>341130313
people dying brutally
GET HYPE FOR NEW THING
Actually looks like it would be fun with a group of friends.
Basically Snow Mountain Simulator
I really fucking hate this black cunt
Hope she dies in a car accident on the way home from the conference desu
>>341129057
He said aiguille though, not aigle
>>341130360
Everyone already knew that anon.
>>341130192
>>341130196
I love skiing and SSX
this is so close to what I want but the crunching is just so off putting
super violence has no place in sports games
>>341130551
>what are plants
>come join me on the montagne.
what did the frenchman mean by this?
>>341130342
Washington D.C WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
>>341130313
A game where you infiltrate a not! Donald Trump headquarters, and murder his staff in the name of opening the eyes of the sheeple.
It looks like most of the fun is in arranging entertaining crashes
what is the second new game?
>>341130426
holy fuck their so out of touch
cane man looks happy
REGISTER 4CHAN
>REGISTER 4CHAN
REGISTER 4CHAN
>REGISTER 4CHAN
REGISTER 4CHAN
>REGISTER 4CHAN
REGISTER 4CHAN
>REGISTER 4CHAN
REGISTER 4CHAN
>REGISTER 4CHAN
Not a single person taller than Aisha on that stage. Jesus christ.I'm so hard.
Aisha Taylor
You are ok
>>341130040
skate 3 did happen and it was shit
Aisha Tyler Sex Simulator for VR when?
>>341130103
It's even worse when mostly single player games have content locked behind multiplayer somehow.
HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON
>3 hours till sony
time to go get snacks?
FANTASTIQUE GAME
THAT CHEAP SHOT AT SNL
this thread is going so fast nobody will know i was phone
that was it?
>>341130541
Sauce please.
are all french men homosexuals???
MANLET
>>341130552
this.... what the fuck also ubisoft won the e3 SO FAR
>>341130529
This would be the kind of game that would work well in VR, but they aren't doing it
>>341130376
>>341130378
Aw man
MARK CERNY
>>341130529
RIP DEVIL
Time for sony.
This sucked.
thank goodness thats over
I want her to grrr my cock
looked fine but they cant go out with that
>>341130346
Almost as if they were going for youtube letsplay bait.
>>341130360
We know, thats why you never get Christmas cards from us anymore.
FANTASTIQUE
South Park looks fun. Steep looks ok. The rest is shit. God damn Ubisoft is awful.
Muchmore funthan last year desu
she is actually the tallest person on the stage
>>341130485
It helps not being a NEET.
tbqh steep looks quite comfy
THE CEO IS SUCH A FUCKING KEK
High budget SNOW
I'd rather just play SNOW for free.
>>341130251
>fall out with old friends
>don't make new ones.
SPLINTER CELL
>>341127346
5'7 MASTER RACE
>black amazon is the tallest
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>all those shills saying for honor isn't anything but utter garbage
>>341130690
Thanx Dock
MANLETS EVERYWHERE.
>>341130664
This argument is retarded, anything game is fun with friends.
>>341130584
>>341130569
>>341130505
sounds like I didnt miss anything then
hm, there are a lot of fuckable people in Ubisoft.
>ubisoft pretending to be human
but are they still pretending?
Jesus christ, I fucking love Aisha
>>341130487
I don't need friends though. I just wish they would stop putting those mechanics in because I can never use them and it annoys me.
dawww
>>341130759
maybe with vorpx
>>341130687
COME TO SNOWBOARD AND DIE REALISTICALLY WITH ME SENPAI
>All Ubisoft teams.
>And Aisha
ayy
>we are only here because of you
>we really love you
;_; well i mean your games so far were ok but just not really my thing. i am sorry
Steep is fucking
BOUGHT
Steep could be comfy as fuck. Just chilling in the mountains.
>This fucking Snowboard game
wait did they seriously just end on a snowboarding game
>>341130369
Y-Yes, thank you for asking. A-And you?
>>341130215
POOSH
O
O
S
H
>>341130242
What I'm wondering is why weren't there any Black Snowboarders?
Holy shit Steep actually looks pretty good.
>literally everyone is a manlet
>>341130706
Her heels are fucking massive
THEY LOVE US :")
I thought the leak said 2 new games at the end
>>341130581
ayyy
Manlets
>>341130802
OUI OUI
>>341130313
south park
trials fused with blood tragon
new le rebel hacke wathcdogs game with a cool masked bro
BEST INDUSTWY IN DE WORLD
"We love you guys"
[SILENCE]
How fucking gay is this guy?
SHES WAY TOO FUCKING TALL
ONE MORE THING
>>341130426
My god...
>ISNT OUR INDUSTRY GREAT LADS?
ez ubi ez
i fucking LOVE videogames
>Best industry in the world
You sure about that?
>tfw only game from e3 that looks fun so far is a snowboarding game
Needs the Ski Free troll survival mode for the mountain race simulator.
>>341130805
Wild Lands mite b cool, but we haven't seen any actual gameplay yet.
AND ONE LAST SURPRISE
PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL ANCEL TO THE STAGE TO DISCUSS THE SEQUEL TO THIS 2003 GAME...
>>341130494
seconded. just got in
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>>341130426
I'm not seeing it, am I just blind?
I LOVE VIDEO GAMES
MORT AUX COCHONS!
>>341130690
thanks doc
>>341130313
Everything apparently
i WANNA FUCK AISHA LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW
I thought there was one more new game
>>341130426
>How do you do, fellow kids?: The Game
drunk ghost
aww this guy ;_;
>>341130897
How is it edgy?
>>341130735
Fucking cancer.
>VIDO GAEMS
Wrap it up fag
>>341130835
>People dying in extreme sport incidents simulator is comfy
>>341130313
Watchdogs 2 :DinduOS
Frog speak
Dances to Queen
Star Trek VR
>>341130092
It really hurts
DLC CONFIRMED
AISHA IS LIKE 6'7 RN
>Sony won and they didn't even start.
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
Wait, that's it?
ONE MORE THING......
>get lawbreakers beta key
>can't play it because i'm away for those 2 days the beta is open
Just fuck my shit up
>>341130858
whats the future is holding for him?
Only three hours until Sony utterly disappoints us.
You're welcome Yves!
>ANOTHER 30 years of Ubishit
Oh boy, can't wait...
>another zirty yiers
I hope not
Rate Ubisoft conference
I LOVE VIDEOGAMES GUYS PLEASE CLAP
I WANT TO BITE AISHAS EBONY ASS
>>341130580
Seriously, not every game needs to be Dark Souls or Doom
WHERE IS THE FUCKING RAYMAN?
>NO SKATE 4 WE LOVE FANS BUT NO SKATE 4
NO SKATE 4 WE LOVE FANS BUT NO SKATE 4>NO SKATE 4 WE LOVE FANS BUT NO SKATE 4
NO SKATE 4 WE LOVE FANS BUT NO SKATE 4>NO SKATE 4 WE LOVE FANS BUT NO SKATE 4
NO SKATE 4 WE LOVE FANS BUT NO SKATE 4
>BEST INDUSTRY IN THE WORLD
OH YOU WISH UBISHIT
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FAST ANIMALS SLOW CHILDREN
Gotta go fast!
Not to sound like a faggot but that death shit is really off putting.
TFW haven't slept for 24+ hours and PS4 conference is still another 3 hours away...
7/10 conference desu
>>341130706
I don't get it, it's literally height, why does she turn me on so much?
>>341131121
memes/10
>Sports and movies
>The whole goddamn thing
>based cane man and aisha
i'm okay with this
>>341131098
Fuck off, Aisha.
>>341131038
git gud
>>341131020
All the realistic deaths and how players will exploit them as fuck.
I liked the snow game.
Sadly it will be in uplay so that's a no.
>E3
FUCK OFF
>>341131098
Aisha, don't say that on /v/!
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>>341130485
Same here mate and I'm not even NEET.
I know a couple of buddies at uni but I don't have a friend to do stuff with on freetime.
>>341130373
HE DIDDNT FLY SO GOOD
dude parkour
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
>Rayman
lel
>>341130897
What would you rather have?
>hit a tree at full force
>explode into flowers
YOU FUCKER
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE TWO NEW GAMES
YVES FUCKING SHITTING HIMSELF LIVE IN STAGE
VIVENDI IS COMING FOR YOUR ASS FROG MAN
nice little subtle Fuck You to Vevendi by Yves
PURGE
>>341131098
COME ON, PITCH ME A MEME, MEME ME A MEME
Fuck it. I am buying that Mountaing Game.
Did anyone else feel like they were back in the 90s while watching it?
>>341130426
JESUS FUCK HOW CAN ANYONE SUPPORT THIS.
>When you are freee there is no failure, there is only forward
damn...
>>341131094
>>341131098
Sounds exactly like something Aisha would say...
CAN SOME TRAP SHOW ME THEIR DICK AS THAT WOULD BE LESS GAY THAN UBISOFT CEO
>>341131098
GET OUT
PLEASE
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
PLEASE
JUST NAMEDROP IT
I BEG YOU
But the leaked schedule said two new titles??
Explain yourself, reddit!
>>341131098
THANKS BASED MEME GIRL
#GIRLWOOD
Who excited for Sony conference!
>>341131139
There he was. He was right there for a second.
>tfw no Sands Of Time remaster
>>341131121
bullshot gameplay and graphicss/10
>Rayman
??????????
>>341130549>She turns to you and gives her ass a firm spank, letting the supple cheek ripple upon impact.
Glad you enjoy it~!
>>341130902Not really my types of games so far, but I stiil enjoy game news. Would you mind if I sat with you?
>3 hours to kill
>>341131121
solid 7
>>341131202
I expected nothing and I got nothing.
>>341131131
Every game needs to be good, though.
>>341130441
They keep putting them in so I assume somebody does. Maybe it makes people more likely to recommend the game to their friends.
>>341131145
Skate is EA games, dipshit.
>>341130841
SNOW is garbage
I hope Steep is better desu
so where's the other new game?
ПИЗДEЦ MЫЛO
F-
Shit games, -TWO- FUCKING MOVIES and a few tasteless jokes from their guests. Absolutely one of the all-time Ubisoft worst.
>>341131181
Tall girls are my fetish too.
>>341130759
There's already a 3D painting game for the Vive, Tilt Brush.
Of course, that's actual 3D painting rather than doing 2D painting in VR.
A LIVING BREATHING MEME
>Ubisoft
>No Deus Ex
>>341131274
it just made me want to go hking
>>341130621
Same but if I see a "YOU DIED" i'm dropping this like a sack of potatoes
>>341131038
extreme sports are comfy
dying is not
>>341130978
underneath those pins
>>341131274
I know what you mean. it felt like a 'game'
>>341131326
FLOP
L
O
P
AHOY
>>341131274
tfw no hershlag gf
>>341131121
complete shit and even less memeworthy than last year, complete with "we want the le funny happy wheels streamers SSX" piece of shit
>>341131346
not new
>>341131098
let me suck your toes Aisha
Post yfw the ending cinematic was the only good thing in Ubisoft's conference.
last post
NO OTHER NEW GAME?
WHAT THE FUCK
GG
>>341131267
Faggots lmao
>New south park
>Snowboard game
Thats about it.
THATS ALL FOLKS
THATS ALL FOLKS
THATS ALL FOLKS
THATS ALL FOLKS
THATS ALL FOLKS
THATS ALL FOLKS
THATS ALL FOLKS
>>341131274
>I also have autism.
SNOWBOARDING GENOCIDE SIMULATOR
>>341131121
Best of E3 so far /10
What? No new AC game?
r8 this (shit)show lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478172
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478172
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478172
This thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice the anon below me is gay.
>>341131121
Literal, and I'm not even joking, LITERAL 1.
And that 1 is because they showed some games. But FUCK they were boring.
So let's recap.
Did Ubisoft present ONE worthwhile game?
PLEASE
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
PLEASE
JUST NAMEDROP IT
I BEG YOU
PLEASE
>>341131392
In your wallet
>>341131363
and I was still disappointed
>>341131420
>Dude Sex
>Ubisoft
>When you are free there is no failure only forward
What would going backwards be then, as that would be a failure of going forward.
>>341131401
(You)!
>>341131420
it was shown on the pc gaming panel
>>341131394
Tы тyт зaлeтный?
DO
THAT
SHIT
>>341131314
>wanting a BG&E game from modern Ubisoft
So, how long 'til Sony?aka the beginning of E3
SHIT
SHEEEEIT
>>341131326
Looking forward to it since the guy who leaked this conference and was right about everything, said the Sony conference was amazing.
THE LEAK LIED
IT LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>341131347
Arent you supposed to be in the erp threads?
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT POOPIE XD
LANKLETS and their receding hairlines
>>341130897
Death scenes were the best part of the reboot of Tomb Raider
do that shit
W-what shit
I fell alseep during not SSX
What else did they show?
>>341131181
I'm generally not a fan of black women at all, but she does things to me man. Maybe it's her overwhelming confidence mixed with the towering height or something I dunno.
>DO THAT SHIT>DO THAT SHIT>DO THAT SHIT
>do that shit
What did she mean by this?
DO THAT SHIT.
Oh fuck me.
RATE THE CONFERENCE, FAGGOTS
>>341131420
Probably because Deus Ex is from Square
>>341131352
this
might not have been a 7 in other e3s but considering how shit its been so far it wasnt half bad
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
MY VIRGIN EARS
DID SHE JUST SAY THE S WORD
>>341131420
dues ex was in the pc gaming conference
JUST DO IT
>>341131349
oh come one I'll save you the trouble right now and tell you playstation is never worth your time
ALL I FUCKING WANTED WAS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
THAT'S ALL I'VE WANTED FOR YEARS
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>NO ONE MORE THING
LEAKER-KUN YOU WERE SO CLOSE WHAT HAPPENED
>>341131321
I noticed that. But he was right about literally everything else. Idk what happened. Maybe they changed it last minute?
>>341131513
B-b-but MOVIE!
>DO THAT SHIT
help ;_;
DO A SHIT BECAUSE NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE
>>341103872
That was actually an impressive, well done conference.
>ANNND DEW THAT SHIT
K, still not bad.
I'm being honest, that was a much better presentation than EA, Microsoft or Bethesda
DO THAT SHIT
>All these niggas bashing comfy snow simulator for being a "sport" videogame
You are all fat ugly kissless nerds I wish they keep bullying you, sissies.
LETS DO THAT SHIT
S H I T
H
I
T
interesting stuff:
>south park
>for honor
>steep
Wow a grown woman swearing. They're just like us guys!
>>341131420
Deus Ex is Eidos/Squeenix, you fuckwit
Post you're waifu, /v/
THE CANE IS BACK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Minus the loud black lady, I liked Ubisoft's show.
DO THAT SHIT
I WANNA DO YOUR SHIT FOR SURE AISHA DAAAMN
Meh. Sony, hopefully you bring something good.
AND DEW THAT SHIET
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
A S S
T R A I N
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
>censored trailer for saying "fucking" so they cut out all audio
>some chick says DO THAT SHIT on stage and it's ok
CURSE WORDS REALLY LOUD
>OUR TEAMS ARE FREE TO INOVATE
>devlops mostly just military/normie shooters with minimal risk and SJW propoganda because it's what the marketers demand
DO
THAT
SHEEEEIT
If 5 post more traps.
show's over, post anime lewds
>DO THAT SHIT!
what did she mean by this?
>>341131524
For Honor and Steep
>DO THAT SHIT
What did she mean by this?
>DEW THAT SHIT
DEW THAT SHIT
>DEW THAT SHIT
DEW THAT SHIT>DEW THAT SHIT
DEW THAT SHIT>DEW THAT SHIT
DEW THAT SHIT>DEW THAT SHIT
DEW THAT SHIT>DEW THAT SHIT
DEW THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
UBI
30FPS
DO
THAT
SHIT
>DO
>THAT
>SHIT
DO
THAT
SHIT
>DO
>THAT
>SHIT
DO
THAT
SHIT
>DO
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>SHIT
DO
THAT
SHIT
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DO
THAT
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>DO
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DO
THAT
SHIT
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DO
THAT
SHIT
>DO
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DO
THAT
SHIT
>DO
>THAT
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DO
THAT
SHIT
>DO
>THAT
>SHIT
the conference is over post lewds
>>341131528
Sorry Holo, it's not happening.
JUST
DO
THAT
SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
I love Aisha, she's a sweetheart and a great entertainer, the best one at E3
>>341131573
The leak was false, to make everyone dissappointed
What do you expect from a sonygger
>>341131524
new southpark looks good i guess
DO THAT SHIT
>>341131634
OW. MY FREAKIN EARS.
Where's the last game? Hello?
>>341131616
Ass training.
>>341131274
gave me that Cool Boarders vibe, I've been waiting for a good snowboarding game since Amped 3
>>341131621
C-/D+, haven't decided yet
>>341131339
Fuck you for even making me think of that.
>>341131274
It was the only game that felt like an actual game and not a cash grab
>>341131607
Have you watched Archer?
I didn't really care about Aisha until after I did
RIP RAYMAN
Welp, time to go to work
>>341131694
THREAD IS NOT STICKY. POST LEWDS
>>341131121
4/10
thanks for your shit aisha
BAD LANGUAGE
>>341131420
>DEUS EX
>ubisoft
>>341131694
The purest
>>341131561
in 3 hours
מה זה הפאקינג חארטה הזה?
לא הראו פאקינג שומדבר מעניין
>No R6 siege
Why the fuck? Nobody even plays the Division anymore and they had a thing for it. It has fucking BR operatives coming out this month and they didn't give a fuck about it.
>>341130294
>they always do it so it's fine
Hello ubishit
Did they show ANYTHING besides skiing and hacking shit?
>>341131326
Hoping for DMC5, Red Dead and some news from From software. I don't even dare to believe that we will get to see Kojima-san.
DO
I would do her shit if you get my meaning ;)
UHHH
ALL OF THE FEELS
>you know what to do
>"sound of gunshot"
>NO FUCKING RAYMAN
FUCK YOU FRENCH KEKS YOU NEED TO DIE IN A FUCKIG FIRE FOR BEING SUCH ASSHO,E AND RETARDED SHITSKINS FUCKS
FUCK FRANCE
![[HorribleSubs] Teekyu S5 - 57 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.43_[2015.08.31_18.25.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oIV3jRB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Teekyu S5 - 57 [720p].mkv snapshot 00.43 [2015.08.31 18.25.27]")
GOOD BYE YOU PIECES OF SHIT
>>341131326
Leaker promised DMC5 and REmake 2.
Sounds like SOny will be the only good one.
>The final word of the Ubi E3 was 'SHIT'.
>>341131616
Take a big steaming shit
>>341131694
Rin claimed
who /drunk/ here?
WHERE IS THE NEW RAYMAN
>Literally every square
Worst fucking E3 I have ever watched
>VR is the new Kinect except it's not just Microshit anymore
I want to fuck Aisha
>>341131524
I signed up for three betas and will prob get south park
>>341131732
She's a proper hardcore gamer girl, she even says bad words and everything!
>>341131782
i want to put my penis into that loli's mouth
skate 1 remaster confirmed
>skate 1 remaster confirmed
skate 1 remaster confirmed
>skate 1 remaster confirmed
skate 1 remaster confirmed
>skate 1 remaster confirmed
POST YFW 365 DAYS UNTIL AISHA COMES BACK
NO SPLINTER CELL
NO RAYMAN
NO ASSASSINS CREED
>>341130858
that new Mirage game makes it look like shit
>>341131524
For Honor and South Park.
It's the best conference yet, but still not that good.
>>341131607
>i'm generally not a fan of black women at all
Nigga, you ain't seen the right black women.
>>341131524
no, not one single fucking innovative game
>>341131753
EVERY YEAR I SIT THROUGH THESE SHITTY CONFERENCES FROM UBI AND I DIE A LITTLE MORE INSIDE
CAN'T THEY JUST NAMEDROP IT ONCE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NO RAYMAN WTF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, TIME TO FAP INSTEAD
>>341131394
a кoгдa былo инaчe дecy, юби
UBI 30 FPS
>>341129323
Ici même.
>>341131694
Fuuka makes me smile.
>>341131561
3 hours
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
THE E3 PRESS CONFERENCE CEO SPEECH HAD MORE ENDINGS THAN RETURN OF THE KING
>>341131347
S-Sure, feel free to sit down, I d-don't mind at all. Hehehe
What conference is next and when is it really? Because what I've been using has been wrong about everything.
>>341131895
THAT
>>341131857
>How did I fall in love with this crazy girl?
>>341131121
EA < PC GAMING SHOW < Bethesda < Microsoft < Ubisoft
It's the best one so far.
>>341131569
How would one person know both the Ubi and Sony conference?
>>341131839
Fuck up tripshit.
>>341131679
Grow Home looks ok as well.
>>341129323
Ici mon gars
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
>DO THAT SHIT
DO THAT SHIT
<:)
>>341131694
been the same sincehigh school
>>341131969
NO PRINCE OF PERSIA
>>341131121
4/10, South Park was nice but that's it. The cringe and stupid shit from Wash Dogs was also "fun".
QUICK! RATE THE CONFERENCE
Rakim Dogs 2 is the only interesting shit
So can I give up hope forever?
There wasn't even a split second frame for the first game in the final montage.
Is it dead forever?
Do that shit? Wow. So bad.
>>341131632
>>341131715
>>341131739
>>341131743
do I smell a new meme?
>>341131679
I was playing S3&K to make the boring shit go by faster, I got to Ice Cap Zone as soon as they showed Steep.
I still preferred Ice Cap Zone.
>>341131694
GUYS, WHY DO YOU WANT BGE2?
THE MODERN UBISOFT WOULD WITHOUT A DOUBT FUCK IT UP.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE JADE GET BLACKED?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE JADE REVEALED TO BE LESBIAN?
DO YOU WANT HER TO FIGHT THE EVIL BUSINESMAN CORPORATE FATCAT NAMED DINDIL DRAMP?
>>341132058
SHIT
>>341131980
>It's the best conference yet
No
PC>bethesda>EA>ubi
>>341131517
There was at least one game I think I'd like to play and there were rare moments of people on stage talking when I didn't feel embarrassed for everyone involved.
By modern e3 standards that's a roaring success.
>A S S
>T R A I N
>>341131990
Her hairline is really far back there.
I love confetti dude.
>>341131621
B+, Solid.
>>341130409
What was this?
>>341131959
do that shit
>>341131873
>BR operators coming out this month
I wouldn't count on it. They delayed the last operators by a fucking month because of muh e sports, probably gonna happen again
>>341131694
she's so lovely
>>341131839
>le /pol/ boogeyman
Back to redit
>>341132120
F+
the plus is only for South Park and Steep
>>341131694
CAN'T GANK A TANK
>>341103872
Get this shit
>>341131990
B A L D I N G
A
L
D
I
N
G
Ubisoft won so hard. Also Steep is pretty much the first innovative game I've seen in a decade.
>SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMYN SO SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT
It's just not fair
/v/'s game
based sony press conference when?
>tfw no new Prince of Persia
>>341132128
don't worry, you'll see the sequeltomorrow NX exclusive
>>341131990
black women > all women
>>341131407
Glad we have something in common anon.
>>341131607
Those two traits are so perfect.
WHO GONNA WATCH EBONY INTERRACIAL PORN RIGHT NOW ?
3 Hours to the Sony conference...Damn it meng
>>341131347
It would be nice to enjoy that show with my own hands
>All the feels
I really hate this cursing. Why can't they just be professional?
>>341132128
Unless it's the "mystery game" they didn't show
>>341132062
I know exactly why
>>341132204
If by PC you mean microsoft then you are correct.
Also EA was much much worse
>>341131237
Ferme ta gueule
>>341132120
B minus because
>fun looking games
>games don't look too bullshotty
>steep
>ghost recon
Now is the time to give me (You)s
How the does this company even make real money lol. Who in their right mind would buy any of this crap
>Signed up for two alphas and had great height oriented fap
solid 8/10 t b h
>>341130591
I just went to colorado. It was fine.
>>341131941
who was the random e celeb?
>>341132304
shit tier waifu dude
>>341131554
этo былo дepьмo
This show made me feel legitimately sick.
>>341132381
NIGGERS
>DO THAT FUCKING SHIT YOU COCKSUCKING CUNTS
Wow. Really Aisha?
>>341127547
actualy some cars nowdays have autodrive feature
>>341132381
>ubishit
>professional
>>341132241
fuck you
>>341132381
They've got to be "mature" to prove that videogames aren't for kids.
Should I watch Xbone or PC next?
IS IT WEIRD I WANT STEEP TO BE GOOD
AM I REALLY ABOUT TO SHELL MONEY TO EA FOR A GOOD GAME
>>341132120
It had more games I'm excited for than the last conferences/10
>buzz
>>341132281
only good thing from that game tbqh
>>341131524
For Honor, South Park and Steep all looked great honestly. Far more than I expected.
>>341132431
No.
>>341131561
>the beginning of E3
Bwahahaha
More like the reminder of why video-games suck so hard.
#ThankYouConsoles
>>341131876
South Park appears to be the only redeeming outlier so far.
who the fuck asks online about fucking Just Dance
and as a first question
>>341132535
Really makes you think
>>341132535
No I think what she said was
>DO THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING CRACKERS
>FINISHED MASTURBATING TO AISHA
>START MASTURBATING TO ANNA PROSSER
>>341131579But it's e3! I just want check in on you guys, but I can leave...
>>341132050>She runs over and puts her plump bottom on the seat next to you and reclines.
Thanks Anon, watching with friends is so much better!
>>341132370But this is the e3 thread Anon~ I can't be too lewd here, hehe.
>>341132194>DO YOU WANT TO SEE JADE REVEALED TO BE LESBIAN?I wouldn't complain.
>>341132006
Hикoгдa, ceмпaй
>>341132356
>mfw had a tall ebony gf, hot as fuck with a model body and with a great ass
>tfw I let her go
>Speedster
I didnt know spongebob was in FBW
>not pre-ordering all of Ubisoft's games
DO
THAT
SHIT
HOLY SHIT GIANTBOMB IS REAMING THIS SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjFm3Ma2OuE
>>341132558
They were both atrocious. Go out and do something worthwhile instead
>>341132431
griffith did nothing wrong
>>341132286
Nice boogeyman.
>>341132071
You seem perturbed.
>Sony in 3 hours
>lab meeting also in 3 hours
FUCK ME
>>341132381
HIP and COOL
>>341132558
PC was mostly nothing but it had a few ok games.
Xbox was "Here's TWO new xbones but literally everything is on the PC too so there's no reason".
Some of the xbox games were good though.
>>341132128
I've given up all hope at this point, they haven't talked about it at E3 in nearly a decade.
>>341130552
Truth
Game looked like it could be some fun
>>341131876
south park and trials of the blood dragon
>>341132398
EA was low expectations but it had it's moments.
This was just cringe and painful to watch.
Didn't see microsoft.
>>341132558
>watch dogs 2
>great concept
PLEASE be joking
>>341132712
W H Y ?
H
Y
?
>>341132589
Shame about that entire date chapter, literally cringed
>>341132634
Why does /v/ hate ForHonor?
>>341132313
What innovation?
It's just winter sports games in an open world
Demo playbacks of your path have been around for forever, that was how speedruns were recorded and shared back in the original Quake
Crashing being a deliberate part of boardsports games are a well established part of things, they were half the point of all the Tony Hawk games
>>341131694
Honk
>>341132558
You are one of those big scores or really low scores person
HE DID NOT SAY 4K GAMING
>>341132712
>>341132906
You probably let her go because you're some insecure faggot.
>Sony at 2am
Fuck that.
>>341132558
>Those emoticons
>That garbage taste
Shill detected
>>341132675
>>341131347
R Mika isunironically pretty ugly and it's the only good thing censorship has ever done
w/o all the swearing, this conference would have been top tier.
>>341132906
we weren't mature enough, we still talk though so there's hope
YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SOCAL MEDIA SHIT NOWADAY!!
>let us jut check pointless comments from twitter
AND FUCKING SONY STARTS WHEN I NEED TO GO TO BED. FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341132838
What games did PC event even have? All I can remember is the Witcher card game and the old mans awesome speech at the end.
>>341132782
THEY ARE EATING THESE NIGGAS ALIVE
South Park is garbage.
>BLOOD DRAGON
>IT'S MOTHER FUCKING BLOOD DRAGON
>TRAILS
Fuck Ubisoft.
FUCK UBISHIT
ONE FUCKING JOB
BLOOD FUCKING DRAGON 2 BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING TRAILS WITH NEON PAINT
FUCK UBI FUCKING SHIT
>>341132902
GTA Cyberpunk were you play as a hacker m8
Don't tell me you weren't impressed by Watch Dogs 1's first reveal trailer.
>>341133125
>there's hope
Don't lie to yourself anon
>>341132313
What the fuck is innovative about Steep?
>>341133115
>how do you do fellow fuckers
>>341133075
>tfw sony is at 10 for me
feels good man.
>>341133115
BUT IT'S THE GIRLDWOOD HOST
>>341133138
Wasn't PC the one with giant cop and the Bioshock+LISA hybrid.
>>341132126
DON'T SWEAT THE TECHNIQUE
>>341133075
>midnight now
>Sony at 3 am
>can't be bothered to stay up because it'll probably be 90% nothing 10% alright
>>341133074
nope, 8 years in that relationship anon, we just needed some extra space to clear our minds but we still talk
>>341132558
>Quake
>Not appealing
kys my man
>>341133075
3am for me... ;_;
Who else feels like a real beta dommed whiteboi after that conference?
"do that shit" must be official ubisoft motto when developing games
>>341133248
>watch dogs
>cyberpunk
>>341132558
>actually thinking Watch_Dogs is a good concept
How low is your IQ?
>>341133110
You sicken me.
>>341131707
PC gaming show was great nigger
>>341133248
I don't think you understand what Cyberpunk means
>>341133187
You're garbage
I liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZaAW_R7M8
>>341133248
Everyone was impressed by the reveal trailer.
It just turned out to be one of the largest pieces of bullshit ever.
>>341133075
Time to make another cup of tea. It's going to be a long night.
>>341133110
This. Her face is too cute/feminine for her ridiculously large build/breasts/ass. The twintails only accentuate this.
>>341132675
Maybe a tiny quick graze? I meanit's throbbing really fast right now
>>341133075
3AM here. Fuck it, I'll hit the sack now then back before it begins.
>>341132675
Hehe, Y-Yes it is, It's more fun. And what k-kind of games would you like to see?
>>341133467
Just a little less than you.
>>341133294
Oh yeah the druggie downer game.
It was actually a bit creepy.
>>341133248
>millenial BLM simulator
>.cyberpunk
k
>>341133327
>quakewatch
it's gonna be shit anon
>>341133253
she wants to get back together anon, but I'm waiting for a job proposal to confirm, also I'm finally saving some money so that's good
>>341133316
You should've cleared her mind with your dick.Jokes aside, sorry. Life is suffering.
>>341133075
Meh i'll stay up because its probably going to have the most RELATIVELY decent shit
>>341133475
Still don't understand how it'll be an MP game. You seem to block by changing stance, and there's 3 stances, so the game will basically be rock-paper-scissors?
>>341132608
>PC conference was fucking garbage
>fucking consoles!
>>341128916
RIP SNOW
>>341133451
near future world ruled by businesses that watch your every move, protagonists usually being anarchists trying to fight the system?
>>341133567
Whatever you say fag
whens sormy?
I game in public with a controller, my laptop, and a headset. Hi
>>341133746
Like 2 hours senpai
>>341133716
Cyberpunk is a design aesthetic you fag not a story
>>341133589
>BLM simulator
You are just spewing shit now. Didn't here anything refer to that mess.
>>341132237
me bum
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