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End the pain edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed] [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
no anime
HOW WOULD A MEXICAN CARTEL TAKE OUT THE BOLIVIAN CARTEL?
GIRLWOOD
DUDE COCAINE LMAO
>Calling Mexico wildlands
that's so racist
UNSTOPPABLE COCAINE DEALERS!
>Trump's Nightmare: The videogame
some anime
>>341107203
Is Bolivia gonna be mad? They already hate the US as far as i remember
>mexican cartel took over all of bolivia
do these niggers even listen to what they say?
new info about the south park game in 5 minutes according to their
>wildlands
Did this get a name change?
>>341106813
why is everyone wearing fag ribbons
Is Reaper in this game?
>>341106813
I want South Park gameplay goddammit.
/v/ mission control, this is sniper team alpha
I've located the black female rhino, do I take the shot?
was that liam neeson in the trailer?
Ghost Recon: We /pol/ now
>>341106813
Is that her real hair
Is there a grade worse than F- that I can give Ubisoft?
AISHA IS CUTE
>>341106813
>[Embed] [Embed]
BUILD
absolutely homosexual
CRACKLE
>how comfy are you out of 10
>actual scale doesn't even use the numeric system
worst poll ever
>HEY GUYS LET US RUIN A COUNTRIES SOVEREIGNTY BECAUSE MUH DRUGS
>SO COOL
#Girlwood
99% of you faggots need to leave
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341107242
There is only one cartel duh?
NOT
A
SINGLE
FUCKING INTERESTING VIDEOGAME
HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED THIS E3
NOT
ONE
FUCKING
**************GAME**************
REASONS TO VOTE FOR TRUMP SIMULATOR 2016
who /still watching pc show/ here
REMOVE COCOA
BUILD WALL
PLEASE SOMEONE POST THE DRINKING GAME
day9 getting put in his place by warren spector
>>341107242
maybe all mexicans joined the cartel after getting kicked out of america by trump so they had the manpower
>>341107382
Fag massacre in Orlando.
>>341107327
>tfw furry bf
>Mexican Intellectuals
The stu-maker
>>341107409
DO IT, FAGGOT !
>>341107313
I think you mean reality beaner
>>341107553
WE HAPPY FEW YOU FUCKWIT
people will play this game for a month or two
then itll die just like the divison
Uh Im a little late, but did Ubi just confirm the NX before Nintendo did?
>>341107502
mentally challenged animeposter
Only old people in the audience.
>>341107432
FF-
Let's go double letters
>>341107203
RELEASE THE ANIME
YES
TACTICOOL CHATTER
>>341107502
You're making the thread less comfy
leave
Literally the divison
FIX YOUR MIC
god damnit how do professionals not know how to position a mic when you're presenting so you don't breath into it.
Please go to the sticky if all you want to do is do low effort post like you're in a twitch chat.
>>341107409
Fire!
>mfw they're re-releasing Stick of Truth on current-gen consoles
ENOUGH
THEY BRING DRUGS INTO OUR COUNTRY
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
THE WALL WILL BE BUILT
AND THEY WILL PAY FOR IT
>grandpa telling us his stories
>>341107553
I know the thread's not that comfy anymore, but please don't do that.
>>341107716
Yeah, Aisha fucked up a bit there.
They're still doing the shitty fucking teamchat thing from Division's gameplay videos?
>Breaking Bad reference :^))
STOP
Original Deus Ex developer talking about how consoles ruined gaming
>implying anyone roleplays like this
Do your part and keep the threads comfy
>Keep it stealthy
>Shoots loud guns
>keep is stealthy
>opens fire on first person he sees
Oh it's totally real voice chat
>>341107694
THAT WAS ANNOUNCED LAST YEAR YOU APEX FUCKING RETARD
what is up with all those shitty talking over gameplay???? jesus
I think i cut myself with the edge of that intro.
>It's another online shooter reveal with phony player voices
FAKE PRERENDERED CO-COP GAMEPLAY AS ALWAYS! THANKS UBISHIT
oh shit I'm sorry
More obviously scripted and horribly acted voice chat. This shit is disgusting
>>341107716
What did they say?
FUCK FAKE MULTIPLAYER """""GAMEPLAY"""""
>more fucking totally real mic chatter
why do they keep doing this
>lets keep it stealthy
>proceeds to shoot a guy multiple times with no silencer
what the fuck?
>>341107716
Yeah, what the hell?
>>341107691
Of course the king of cucks would say something like that.
Tom Clancy: The Phantom Recon
>Stealth gameplay
>Weapon is not silenced
Triggered.
>What if a Mexican drug gang invaded Bolivia
Why does America care enough to send its elite group of Ghosts in?
DUDE SEX ADMITTING THEY MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL BY MAKING GAMES FOR CONSOLE INSTEAD OF PC
>Actors pretending to play a tacticool shooter
Please refrain
This is totally how gamers play/talk
>stealth
>with no suppressors
>talking out loud
>gunning down people isn't taken seriously by the player character
>this cringeworthy fake ass voice chat
why do they do this
>>341107382
There was a shooting in Florida, take a note from Ubisoft and be more respectful.
>>341107553
Anyone got a list of new IP's? The only one's I can remember are indie games. I don't remember any AAA studios coming out with new IP's
STOP THE FUCKING STRAGED SCRIPTED TALKING AND JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME NORAMLLY AARARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S HAVOC
>Scripted ubisoft team chat AGAIN
Stop this, you fucks.
Please keep it comfy, also
>open world shooter
>>341107886
this game will NOT look like hteyre showing
drones?
NOPE
the divison had none
downgrade
fucking imminent
fuck ubisoft...
This is dumb
This is exactly how people playing FPS games online talk. They know their audience so well.
>>341108097
>allowing a rogue state on your continent
We're not China
>>341108043
>oh shit i've been spotted
>>341108017
>>341107716
Yeah I missed her saying this
They are doing this shit on purpose now
>>341107931
Who cares about one hit wonders?
>>341107959
Yeah but he shot all the guys he could see so that's like all of them, probably.
Stop tying in caps or I'll bust out an M16 and go full rambo mode on your fat neckbeard ass
>stealth
>lets fly a fucking helicopter
How autistic do you have to be to talk like that during a game?
can I expect anything out of ubi other than shitty shooters and whatever new asscreed?
Poor Bolivia, if only they had a wall.
>>341107716
Thank you based girl wood
>>341108149
COPY DAT
Nice "gameplay"
>Warren Spector confirmed that Deus Ex Invisible War on PC was an afterthought
Whodda thunk it
Why is every single game the same fucking shit?
Did vidya really die after 2007?
Why are these threads moving so fast? Also did Ubi show anything good yet?
>Sit on a hill and tag all the enemies
WORDS THAT KILL
>COPY THAT
>>341108292
go to the Arma general
>>341108178
...this is ubisoft
>>341108265
>Now
It has always been on purpose.
GUYS I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A POST ON /v/
ALL I NEED TO DO IS HIT THE DESIGNATED SUBMIT BUTTON
OVER AND OUT
this game WILL NOT look like this
reminder
the divison looked good at the E3 gameplay
and it turned out SHIT
Fucking lol this "chat"
Copy that.
copy that
inb4 invaded by opposing ghosts
>TANGO DOWN
>COPY THAT
>WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL
>>341108238
I really wish one year they'd get actual XBL kiddies and the entire presentation is just people screaming "FAGGOT" and "I FUCKED YOUR MOM"
>watching ubisoft instead of guy with decades of experience talking about PC and it's evolution over the years
it's like you don't wanna be comfy
So when's their homosexual latino friend joining them from work on his ipad?
>>341107716
You mean its existence? No, they already told shareholders info which is freely available since that 's the point of shareholder info.
>third-person shooter
Why? I really don't get the appeal.
I fucking hate this multiplayer everything has to be played with friends bullshit.
This shit's The DIvision 2.0 Grass and Drugs Edition.
Leave it to Ubisoft to have the cringest show again.
>Lets keep it stealth
>Fires at NPC
>Screams HELP
>Nothing happens
Just one fucking time I want them to drop the TACTICOOL shit and just go full fucking Expendables.
Shes trained
>>341108349
>Called out non-gamer Facebook shits
>Tango down
>>341108520
I AM SEEING FLAMES
COPY THAT
This is totally how gamers talk and play when they're playing one of the many co-operative Ubisoft™ titles available right now!
:^)
>>341108548
Why would I want to listen to an old white man talk?
I wanna get this game just because BOLIVIA.
this drone gameplay yo usee?
it will not be in the final game
i bet ya
>>341108461
Copy that.
wait
oh god there are mods everywhere.
I honestly try to roleplay like this but no one ever wants to and I always end up feeling like a huge faggot.
>>341108418
Was just thinking this, Heli gameplay looked like GTA and it shifts to TPP when they land
Am I just watching the division here? All these games look alike.
>watching scripted gamers instead of listening to warren spector
hello rebbit
new Ghost Recon looks so fucking boring. The enemies are dumb as shit and require no thought to beat. It'll be just like MGS:5 again. A bland open world with nothing to do besides raid bases/camps which are all the same and have no challenge.
They must have a "watch my six" somewhere in that fake chat script. Just waiting to be unleashed.
>Nobody is seeing the flying Drone
I doubt even autistic people communicate like that in a multiplayer game.
don't get why you're hating on the chat so much
when i played SCCT in coop with a friend we did time our takedowns and use tangobravocharlie stupid talk
we were 14 too but that's beside the point
>>341108718
That's because you are one.
>>341108048
>have giant fortress-town stronghold
>bother to get rid of the bodies
For what purpose?
>Shitting on consoles
>Shitting on publishers
>PC is better than consoles
>PC will be great again
He also has a soothing voice
>>341108718
You feel that way becauseyou are one
I've got my shitpost ready and am pressing the submit button, when you see this message give me the signal. Do you copy?
Have Ubisoft ever heard people actually talk over discord, TS, etc.?
It's nothing like this
>>341108418
that base looks pretty good.
>>341108765
Ubisoft can't into innovation
aww man there's loads of generic enemies in this video game
this is gonna be tough, we're really gonna have a bad time trying to kill these dudes
fuck I totally genuinely believe this guy is bad person and does all this bad shit and stuff damn
>>341108878
Copy that.
What the fuck is even happening in the PC stream?
expectation
>"I got an enemy in my sights! I'm okay to take him out.. and tango down!"
reality
>"dude my mom won't stop bitching at me"
>>341108837
Copy that
OOH NIGHTMARE FUEL
OH SHIT
>>341108878
Copy that.
>People watching Ubisoft are missing out on the DUDE SEX guy going full PC master race
>>341108765
Yes, they make different maps for their games and sell them at full price as standalones now.
MOVIETALK MOVIETALK MOVIETALK AHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
>>341108017
just dance is available on xbone, ps4 and next year on the wii nx"
>>341108718
Actual this sounds pretty coolif you are in Military games
The game looks boring as fuck
ITS HAVOC
>dance sequence with people in giraffe costumes
>"sorry all those gays died" while there are people in ridiculous costumes standing right next to you after a dance sequence
>accidental NX reveal
>#girlwood reference
>"drinking game" means AISHA KNOWS
>"dude what if like Mexican gangs somehow conquered Bolivia and turned it into a cocaine empire"
ONLY 20 MINUTES AND MORE PRIMO MEMES THAN ALL OF LAST YEAR'S E3 CONFERENCES COMBINED
>talk about nightmare fuel x^D
LOS GAVACHOS!
>>341108548
what stream
>>341108765
yeah the animations look EXACTLY liek from the division
>>341109048
which stream
>>341108901
I would legit listen to an audiobook narrated by him, so comfy.
>>341108878
Please tell me this is a cute waifu
The bike tyres look slippery
Will there not be any comfy games announced? The only game I can think of so far is Sea of Thieves.
We can only hope that Nintendo actually announces something....
We GTA now
fuck this is dull
>shoot a guy in the arm
>he staggers and dies
>tap a guy in the head and push him to the ground
>he dies/is knocked out
This game looks like dogshit
They left the nigger behind, lol.
>>341108365
Only bootleg not-so-stealthy MGSV.
why didnt the one guy kill him when he was making soup?
>>341108365
>Why are these threads moving so fast?
Memers
>Also did Ubi show anything good yet?
If you consider a dancing number to Queen by people in animal costumes followed by the girlwood nigress offering her sympathy to terror victims good, then yes
>drive right through a bush with no clipping
I hate it when game companies do these role playing demonstrations, no one talks like this, its so autistic.
>not shooting your mark immediately
>giving him a good 5 seconds to sprint out of the room
CJ
The train!
>>341109171
Persona?
SHIT CJ
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN
COPY DAT
>>341108965
Some old guy is talking. Audience is bored out of their minds and wishing they were at Ubisoft giving the girl wood
>tfw have no friends to communicate with like these guys do
Why /v/?
GET TO DA CHOPPA
>>341109128
PC you dumb nigga
ubisoft you are not fooling anyone with this fake battle chatter.
wait they are making system shock 3
>>341108669
my brother and I some times do when we get into it
>tango down
>check my six
>>341108971
>Recon Team 3, we need a breaching charge on this door immediately, do you copy?
>MOM I TOLD YOU IT'S ONLINE YOU CAN'T PAUSE IT. NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU
>>341109128
twitch tv/pcgamer
>tfw it's not Mercenaries.
>It's still going on
>>341109306
Copy that!
SYSTEM SHOCK 3 CONFIRMED
OH HO HO MAN THAT WAS CLOSE
>assically trained
weew top slut
isnt tom clancy dead how did he make the game
>>341108965
The developer of the original Deus Ex talked about how consoles affected PC games development and how the PC will experience a golden age now
I play the drinking game and I have alcohol poisoning now. Thanks, Aisha.
>>341109373
>twitch tv/pcgamer
thanks man
It's like GTA heists
Might be fun desu but no one talks like this
>enemy truck not destroying the guy on the motorcycle
That bike slide under the ute was nice.
It took me way too long to realize that it's suppose to be players talking to each other and not the in game talking.
>Oscar mike stay frosty two tangos spotted watch my six copy that
I'd play it
>oh man that was totally epic xDD
>>341109457
Yeah it's called Prey
ramirez we're oscar mike stay frosty
>that was a tough mission!
The enemies didn't even fucking try to fight back
Based Aisha!
>>341109504it just ended I'm sorry
>putting unrestrained hostage in copilot of helicopter
beautiful
>thank you sir
>Wii NX
hahahahahahahaha
The only good franchise from tom clancy is Splinter cell.
>Thank you sir.
sleeping dogs 2 hurray
>>341109547
youre dumb
>thank you sir
>>341109337
It's been announced for some time.
I hope someone will post this entire speech on youtube.
>>341109491
>old man developing a virus that overloads every PS4 and Xbox One through PS+ and Xbox Store.
>tfw you will never have tacticool friends talking all tacticool in a game with
>garbage dogs
I can't believe anyone even bought the last one
retards
>Aisha Tyler will never ride you like the amazonian goddess she is
Oh look a game about Bernie supporters.
WHERES HAVOC
ANOTHER TRUMP SIMULATOR
>That speech
Damn...
>liberal propaganda: the game
Why's the stream just showing a news channel?
PC Game Show is finally over.
Did they show For Honor yet? That the only thing I'm interested it. I haven't seen shit about it all year and what I see now will make or break shit for me
>mfw they slip in a documentary
>>341109707
Rainbow 6
>thank you motherfucking cocksucking piece of shit, preorder Ghost Recon
Woah.
>>341109579
EPIC FOR THE WIN xPP
SPOILER: The source of the crime is niggers
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH SHIT SOUTHPARK OUT OF NOWHERE
>south park
heh
>south park
FINALLY
Went in Skeptical with Ghost Recon but it looked pretty fantastic.
I'm pretty hype
Just got in what did I miss?
We South Park now.
GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK
Southpark fuck yeah
>>341109842
Egg on your face?
>>341107946
COPY THAAAT
>THAT JUST HAIR
>That was a South Park trailer
That was great
>>341109795
Well, GR was basically Trump propaganda so it evens out
JUST
U
S
T
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>The coon
>>341109931
kill yourself retard
>crime rates
>gun ownership
FUCKING HELLL REEEEEEE
Is Matt Parker pregnant?
>new South Park stuff
about time. The last season was one of the best in forever
>the coon
DAS RACISS
BANNERLORD COMING UP NIGGAS
>System Shock 3
>mfw
south park is the only worthwhile game
>>341109516
I mean, my roommates and I kind of do.
less cheesy shit, more "you go left, I got right. Stay low." "Found him. get ready to fight, shooting him in 3..2..1.."
and more cursing.
dude comedy lmao
Is that Mark Cerny in the front row of the crowd?
>coon
Racist
>>341109979
Looks like an action MGS.
Might be fine.
>coon
[T R I G G E R E D]
GOTY
O
T
Y
>>341110106
Report shitposters.
Ubi knows this is their last E3 before Vivendi buys them.
Just fuck everything up
>The coon
Oh man
>will you fucking Coons just buy our games before we get a Muslim in here and let him loose?
What did they mean by this?
south park's gay as fuck
discord.gg/012UrDuZq91MIov14
>>341109979
Copy that
Two days worth of E3 and THIS is the iconic moment so far.
>The coon
>Obviously a racial degenerating slur
How do they get away with this?
>Crime in america is on the rise
>the coon
Oh cool new South Park
>Austin trying to hide his asspain over "The Coon"
>>341109923
>game ends where the joke is this
>>341110187
RAYCIS
>>341109886
Nah, rainbow six only has 1 good game.
HELA FUGGING EBIC MOM SOUTH PARK VIDEO GAME! I NEED IT
What was the old guy talking about?
>The coon
>>341110147
bannerlord was already shown on PC stream
>>341110047
>implying South Park isn't liberal propaganda
>>341110268
DAT RACISS MANE
>>341110239
You're gay as fuck
>people making an issue over the coon
have you people never seen south park or something?
How do Ubisoft get even stupider every year?
It's amazing
>an actual good E3 joke
BASED MATT AND TREY LIVE ON A FUCKING E3 STAGE, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
FAAAAAAAT
>>341109061
>they still wont drop the "Wii" title
JUST CALL IT NINTENDO NEXT JESUS
>>341110003
A dozen clowns and a Giraffe celebrated the Orladno shooting with dancing to Queen
>>341110324
>>341110268
>>341110252
is it a slur?
>>341110252
they got away with Grand Wizard Cartman in the first one
>>341109339
me and my friends do it just for laughs sometimes, saying dumb shit like "This is deagledad actual, check my 6"
i cant imagine ever doing it legitimately unless I was playing arma or some shit
>>341110324
>yfw lebron will never win one for da land
>>341110150
>System Shock 3
This was already announced like a year ago.
>>341110406
They embrace it
*sighs*
I can't believe this type of racism culture is still brewing in 2016.
>>341110375
Except literally all of last season was mocking SJWs.
>>341110308
Something about how you can customize your PC to play games. A thing that everyone knows.
>the coon
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>341110268
Oh because he's one to talk.
5 fucks in 10 seconds but gears of war full mute
Trey Parker really let himself go
discord.gg/012UrDuZq91Mm7cak
>>341110150
wait where the FUCK are people seeing system shock 3, didn't the pc part end?
omg le epic swearing xDDDD
I luuuurv Cratman
This is problematic game
lmao hes saying fuck a lot south park is genius man
>>341110452
coon is nigger, but also short for raccoon, so you can get away with it
>>341110478
Based Cali
Will I get all my old items from Stick of Truth?
DUDE
SWEARING
LOL
>>341110515
*raises paw*
I agree with you, this is just I can't even.
Destroy Galaxy
(A)
>>341110452
Coon = nigger
>>341108267
>Ion Storm
>one hit wonder
underaged pls
>>341110390
Hurr real intelligent you 5 year old faggot.
>coonstergram
KEK
coonstagram
Old people
>coonstagram
wew lad
>Austins face
oh man
>>341110353
I didn't see it
>>341110252
maybe because it's been a running joke on the show for years?
>>341110665
>>341110452
ohkek
well thats good
>WII NX
It looked nice
>>341110620
FUCK STEPH CURRY
FUCK STEPH CURRY
>speedster
Day 1 buy!
>>341110406
They caught on to their meme status and are trying really hard to top themselves because they are desperately trying to save the company from a buyout right now. This is their cry for help.
>>341110702
That's a good thing.
>>341110723
He upset?
>Not Jew class
Puh-leaase
DUDE 4CHAN HUMOR LMAO
Fucking faggots
>coonstagram
Isn't that just vine?
>>341110686
mytwitbook level humor pls leave
>>341110702
ubisoft employees
I can't wait for the new SP game.
I hope they made it longer/more side quests
The fractured butthole?
>>341110773
Copy that.
Kanye on blast
>>341110598
It was just casually namedropped during the long speech.
>>341110673
Hurr real intelligent you 4 year old faggot.
>JEW REMOVED AS A CLASS
FUCK
Kanye thing?
>>341110686
>>341110709
this is just
i love it
i can see angry twitter posts coming in now
>matt and tray saving the e3 shitshow
Pretty based 2bh.
>Kanye
>gay fish jokes
Surprised they kept it after Orlando
>>341110252
They are jews, they can do what they want because where were you when the 6 million cried for help?
GAYS INTO H E A V E N
>>341110837
it's funny because only niggers use instagram
>>341110853
It's longer, bigger, and uncut
Fucking kek, Them blowing out Kanye is hilarious
>>341110915
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH
>>341110702
E3 is closed to public.
>>341110865
Fractured But, Whole
>>341110834
Ubishill pls
>all these classes
YES! YES! YES!
>>341110829
There were like 10 grayed out classes. Jew's there somewhere.
>>341110973
They dont give a fuck
>>341110892
There's been articles about it since december.
Do you all live under a rock or something?
UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE SH*TLORDS ARE MAKING LGBT JOKES RIGHT AFTER ORLANDO
I JUST CAN'T EVEN, I THINK I NEED TO LAY DOWN
>>341110773
I expect the game to have an awful draw distance, and it looks like what the Division should had been. I actually feel robbed after having played The division seeing this.
>no jew class
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>341110915
Kanye is making a game where you help his mom into heaven. For real.
>>341110865
HAH!
what kanye thing
TAKE AIM WITH KIRBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
>>341111101
Fucking hell
Fair enough
>>341109745
Not gonna happen bub
The Southpark Parable
>>341110915
His game about helping his mum get into heaven
Weren't your parents banging in the first game when you snuck into their room too?
Anyone else watching the GB stream? Most of them are trying not to cry because they're too triggered
Anyone else see that jew in the audience shaking his head going oy vey?
>>341110912
>>341111082
Seemed like there were a lot of classes that werent shown this time around.
Every time Matt and Trey shit on a live event that someone stupidly lets them participate in brings joy to my heart. Every single time.
where are the fucking videogames fucking hell
They can't keep getting away with it
BASED FUCKING SOUTH PARK. I fucking love it
that motherfucker !
>the kike is wearing a kite
>except for Jesus
The first joke Ubisoft made today that made me laugh
Too early for a cuck joke?
>>341111229
what's GB?
>>341110702
gaming is 50 years old anon
>one night my mom was calling my name
>walked in
My dad and I have the same name.
>>341111229
>watching eCelebs
>Numales in the audience not knowing if it's okay to laugh
>>341110910
Hurr real intelligent you 3 year old faggot
>>341111082
There were like nine classes that were shadowed out. It's probably still in there.
>>341111229
they're so silent.
THERE IS NO BREAKS ON UBI TRAIN
>>341111139
He's such a baby, good lord. Big sensitive man baby.
>>341111229
I'm watching SBFP stream. Looks like they're having fun.
>show this in SJW times
madman
>>341107553
the yakuza 0 localization is being shown on the 15th
>>341110973
If anyone understand that spurious contextual links with current news don't change the meaning of the content, it's South Park.
>>341111281
They're taking the /v/ model.
>>341111278
I know right. It brings a tear to my heart. Kind of sad that people who dont even play video games know the heart of video games better than everyone else there.
>>341111375
>finding south park funny
>>341109707
Tom Clancy games used to be fantastic until Ubishit ruined them. Goddamn Europeans
Combat looks a lot better than the first game. Like a lot
This combat system is looking pretty interesting
>>341111341
>>341111341
Buttmad SJW detected.
Trey Parker confirmed for /tg/
I can just see this blowing up on the internet and liberal media. Theres gonna be a shit storm because muh feels.
The balls on Matt and trey.
>>341111410
Hurr real intelligent you 2 year old faggot.
>Game based off paper mario already has more innovation in one game than that entire series over a decade
>>341111375
>laughing to be polite
South Park is shit.
>>341111551
Looks way better than the first game.
looks fun
probably the only ubi game i'll get
>>341111594
matt and trey never gave a shit
>Cartman and Kyle on one team
>Kenny (and hopefully Butters) on the other
I'm picking Kenny and Butters
>south park innovating rpg more than everyone else
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
THAT KITE
>>341111447
>Gameplay for games announced last year.
Nice conference
le faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
ORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAOROAROAORAORO
>>341111341
>shitposter goes full retard
>>341111594
Even if I don't like South Park much those guys have balls of steel
>>341107716
I like how they keep the tradition of bringing the best support to Nintendo consoles. Just Dance, that's a system seller right there.
Y'ALL NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WITH YE
SJWs are triggered as fuck on Twitter, thanks based Ubisoft.
>>341111594
You mean like the last one? I doubt it.
STAND USER CLASS CONFIRMED!
>>341111758
fuck yes
>WE HAVE SOME EXCITING NUDES...NEWS
>>341111594
Too bad they don't give half a shit.
>>341111679
It's not even a fucking choice.
>>341111758
gimme some links anon
>>341106813
EXCITING NUDES
exciting nudes
>making gay joke
>no rainbow ribbons worn
Get these straight white males off the stage
Thanks Ubi, way to fuck over the people who supported the first game.
>some exciting nudes
>exciting nudes
>>341111758
What do they have to be upset about?
>EXCITING NUDES
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>341111594
South park gets a free pass when it comes to triggering people
Now we have some exciting nudes... News..
>>341111594
they never gave a shit and never will
commendable in this SJW age
>exciting nudes
>>341111780
No, i mean because a flock of faggots got slaughtered the other day.
CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE VIDEO GAMES
>>341111758
They're memeing so hard they can no longer control it
The memes are unstoppable
>>341111758
Wonderful to hear.
>>341111660
I liked the first one's combat but this one does look tons more interesting
>>341111756
Fish?
>>341111812
What?
>>341111841
>>341111758
neckbearded
I don't get it. What did they even say that was 'controversial'?
>>341111564
>>341111573
>Ubi shills in this very thread
don't you have a hackerdoges to shill?
>>341111375
>Don't sit there!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pre order dishnored 2 get the first for free, pre order new southpark get the first one free
I'm liking this trend
SOUTH PARK IS SAVING VIDEO GAMES
>>341111758
mine some salt pls
>>341111885
So everyone will go Kenny and Butters?
>>341111812
wait what
>>341111594
>SOUTH PARK IS OFFENSIVE
>>341111756
>audience went quiet when the mentioned the word gay
That wasn't even funny, I don't get it.
>>341108793
>and have no challenge.
Turn off markers you fucking homo.
Based.
>MCU parody
yes
>>341111475
Where the fuck is Yakuza 5? Did I miss something? Is it download only or what!?
>ragging on capeshit too
based
>>341111758
>>341111895
Why would you even look for thsi shit? Seriously, why?
hahahaha
>People too nervous to laugh
ayy lmao
Kenny is Mysterion?
>okay J.J. Abrams
KEK
>murrikan operators killing mexicans
>coon holding cell
UBISOFT WON
>shitting on Capetrash movies
YES
>THE BLACK SUPERHERO MOVIE
>OK JJ ABRAHAMS
THE FUCKING MADMEN
>>341112112
>>341112016
Protag ORAORA'd an enemy to death.
>this based as fuck trailer
>ok JJ Abrams
DC BTFO
>>341112220
because it's hilarious
CAPESHIT BTFO
JJ Abrams BYFO
>DCucks
holy fuck DC rekt
>DC
SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>Did I just hear somebody use a micro-aggression? EEEUURRAAAHHHH
>>341111758
It's real
https://twitter.com/_bigjerk/status/742454264174252032
HOLY SHIT UBISOFT WON
>>341112131
/v/ is literally 13 year olds and Ubi shills
>PC Principal
welp this will be GOTY
EVERYONE GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ALL THIS BANTZ
>PC principal
AW YISS
>>341112254
at least some jojos legit scored
closest kenshiro got to someone's privates was when souzer double kicked him in the face
PC PRINCIPLE
10/10
HOLY FUCK MATT AND TREY
>people actually getting triggered by the black guy joke
kek
>playing the drinking game
Bitch I'd be dead by now.
>>341111758
what, why this time?
>>341111756
White boi detected
Best shit so far, fucking great.
Did they mention a release date?
>>341112553
They know
Manlet BTFO.
>>341112540
Kenshiro isn't a pussy bitch that needs a ghost to fight for him and he doesn't look like a homo either.
>>341112643
South Park. Gay jokes.
>>341112748
dec 6
>DC
they will never learn
>>341112630
What was the drinking game?
Did Matt and Tray wear those gay ribbons?
>>341112220
You only have to click on the hashtag to see it.
>"I'm not that short"
Manlets, when will they learn
>>341112484
They keep kneejerk tweeting, like anyone is paying attention
It's a dangerous obsession to read things like this
>>341112748
December 6th. GOTY.
>>341112859
whatever gay jesus
The defeat in this man's eyes is real.
>>341112929
Yeah but why? It's like the tumblr femnazis searching for shit to rage about.
>The Division
>wasting E3 time on a game that already lost 93% of its playerbase
>tfw black faggot
>tfw fractured butthole is going to be the goty
>>341112918
I don't remember the image, but it's usually take a sip, shot, finish drink or just guzzle every time buzzwords are said
>>341113089
What word? Butt?
>>341113089
>That word
What word?
>>341113315
Spook
>>341113315
Coon. It's a racial slur, apparently.
>>341113315
probably coon
I love this girl.
>chad
>>341113089
>they can't keep getting away with it.
>>341113315
Coon I think.
>>341113396
"Coon" presumably.
>blizzard kept getting worse
kek
>that fucking trailer
The South park presentation was the best moment so far in the E3
>main character uses a px4
fucking meme gun.
>DOPE NEW OUTFITS
>DOPE NEW OUTFITS
>DOPE NEW OUTFITS
>DOPE NEW OUTFITS
DUDE...
>>341113089
what word?
>>341111594
Their whole gimmick is being edgy. They want that to happen
>>341113850
COON
>>341112484
>tell her ''TRIGGERED?''
>blocks me in 1 minute
AHAHAHAHA
>>341113863
This. South Park exists because they thrive on retards bitching at them, they are professional trolls.
>>341113315
kek
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coon
>VR again
>>341113753
Agreed I've never been so unhyped in mah lyf
>>341113089
Took me like 30 seconds to understand what he was bitching about. He's The Coon because he's a raccoonand because it's a racial slur but c'mon even The Human Kite is a play on kike, it's South Park, if you're offended then it's doing it's job.
>>341113863
Getting mad at South Park is a decades long tradition
>>341114128
South Park hasn't been relevant in ten years. Nothing they do will ever top tripping at the oscars.
Vr won't catch on. Wish they would drop it
>>341112484
Are you sure you're not actively looking for people who you know will make this kind of comment? The hashtag is overwhelmingly, massively positive.
>eagle soccer
>Bird's head is in the viewmodel
STOP
Wow this looks bad, probably cause vr can't render shit.
Is it wrong that watching everyone desperately try to salvage the colossal flop that is VR is making me hard? God, it's just so fucking pathetic, I can't stop laughing.
This is the dumbest e-sport
>>341114632
My thoughts exactly
>>341114683
Literally Kinect 2.0
Man this looks lame...
>>341114513
This is the right way to do VR though. Use it just as a camera controller. It's wonderfull for that.
They just need to stop with the shitstain games about standing still.
>>341114632
it's to avoid motion sickness
>>341114513
It will eventually, but it's too expensive for limited current library. The industry is stuck in a state where developers won't adopt because it hadn't been proven profitable, and it can be proven because developers won't adopt. That's why they focus on cheap games with a hard focus on VR.
>guy dies
>No guys hes not supposed to actually die we need to make it 1:1 to make it interesting
>>341114773
Can something that will have exactly zero players even be called a sport?
>>341112891
please, tell me that's shooped
This looks like dogshit.
MAKE IT STOP
>>341115126
*birdshit
>>341115126
you mean birdshit
lmao do you see these retards looking around almost bumping each other heads!? Wtf am I even watching!?
>>341115029
Am drunk. Apologise for typos.
>>341114939
>>341114683
Have you guys actually tried proper VR?
It's literally the future. Not only in gaming, in general. The moment you reach a certain graphical level, there is no reason to ever play games or watch movies on a TV anymore.
I hope this cost them millions because they're never going to make it back.
"It wasnt even good"
>>341115558
The fuck was she even talking about
That eagle game was random af
High five is a miss
>>341115416
bait
>still no VR games or killer apps
fug
>>341115416
Yes. The technology is many, many years away from becoming decent, let alone practical. As it stands, it's a neat gimmick worth seeing for yourself once but not actually worth buying. It is failing for good reason right now and this E3 is doing absolutely nothing to save it despite how hard every conference has shilled it.
>vr FTL multiplayer
COULD be fun.
>You get to be the star treks now
