Too lazy to find a proper OP image edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
no anime
>sneak the black guy in
lel
capeshit movies BTFO
>people actually getting triggered by the black guy joke
Holy kek. Losing my shit at this trailer, It's too relevant
Fucking christ youtube, why is this shit buffering?
jokes
FUCK YEAH PC PRINCIPAL
FUCK YEAH
FUCKING
PC PRINCIPAL
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOO WOOOO WOOO
PC PRINCIPAL
>PC PRINCIPAL
PC PRINCIPAL
>PC PRINCIPAL
PC PRINCIPAL
>PC PRINCIPAL
capeshit btfo
NO SHITPOSTING !
How the fuck does South Park do it so fucking well?
>PC principal is back.
>>341112376
Who are you quoting?
>Alex doesn't like PC Principal
Oh what a surprise
>pc principal
FUKKEN YES
>South Park: /tv/ Edition
What did he say about DC?
nice try aisha, the division lost over 90% of players already
South Park saved E3
>PC principal
Nu males in the audience on suicide watch.
>you won't even get halfway through your first phase
>we'l do all the real people first then sneak in the black people later
absolutely based
matt and trey deserve my dosh purely for blowing out SJWs and capeshit
>>341112104
DC ON SUICIDE WATCH
J.J. ABRAMS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SJWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
THIS ENTIRE CONFERENCE HAS TRANSCENDED VIDEOGAMES
AND BECOME A LIVING BREATHING MEME
Check those micro aggressions you cucks.
>Gay fish jokes so soon after the Orlando homo massacre
Based
OK JJ ABRAMS
>PC PRINCIPAL
An Ubisoft game I will buy 6 months after release.
>#UbiE3 "hey, we're sorry about all the gay latinos who died, how about some homophobic and racist jokes!"
Fags on twitter kicking off
>The disappointing scaled-down game that is The Divison
>jj abrams
>DC jab
>PC Principle
Fantastic
>manlets
why do you even exist
when will they learn?
>aisha will never broke your pelvis
why even live
>relentlessly shitting on the political correctness crowd
South Park has saved vidya
You PC bruh
Don't forget to post anime to keep the comfy levels high.
>division
does anyone still play that?
>division expansion
gbe moar money for abandond gaem
>manlets
>>341112497
>>341112527
fuck off
>>341103872
>>341112587
Who the fuck is Alex?
THERE WERE TOO MANY MICRO AGGRESSIONS IN THIS E3 PC PRINCIPLE IS HERE TO HELP
she's a big girl
PC Principal is my absolute favorite.
>>341112582
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
SHOES CONFIRMED
MANLET
>MANLET
MANLET
>MANLET
MANLET
>MANLET
MANLET
>MANLET
>The Division
Fuck off, where's Rayman?
MANLETS
Aisha Tyler is cute! CUTE!
>THANKS FOR BEING SO PASSIONATE DIVISION PLAYERS
>DIVISION PLAYERS ONLY PLAY LIKE THREE HOURS A DAY
WHICH IS IS UBISOFT
The timing of this game release couldnt be anymore perfect
That South Park was actually funny, I didn't really bother with stick of truth because I haven't enjoyed the show in so long but maybe I'll try the new one, especially if it's packaged with stick.
South Park Fractured but Whole is the best thing this e3 so far.
It wouldn't be an Ubisoft conference without a manlet
manlets in rebellion
>>341112648
>Manlets
>I... I'm not that short
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>341112793
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>mfw DCucks
>Ok, JJ Abrahams
>PC Principal
Game of the decade.
>>341112715
>the world needs to stop for fags
fuck that
Aisha is kinda shitty being a tall nigress who wears fucking heels on top of that so anyone below 6'3 is blown the fuck out
>>341112758
That lesson goes over their head.
BREAKING NEWS: A GIANT HAS TAKEN THE STAGE AT UBISOFT
>south park triggering everyone
This shit is going to get cancelled
>>341112597
>CIA as a bossfight
JJ btfo
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
There's some voodoo shit going on because I see two people trying to make a corpse dance
That would have saved the conference, but I kind of feel like I don't want to give Ubi credit for what was clearly all just South Park.
Can I just add a "South Park" row and put it there?
>this fucking trailer
>>341112676
why? because florida is a peninsula and surrounded by water?
Tray and matt giving no fucks and saving vidya. I think i'll buy it day 1 just out of principle
What did Kojima reveal?
fucking chad
Whyd she have to put weight on, bros?
She was perfect
>chad
What's this little boy doing on stage?
>>341112649
How does that blow out SJWs? Isn't it an SJW thing to say "this series doesn't actually care about black people, if they did they would've had black people from the start."
Yeaaaah cosmetics
Who keeps hiring all these tiny creatures?
When's sony conference? I wanna take a nap
>all these underage finding SP funny
Is Aisha having sex with this guy? She seems to be really smitten.
>CHAD YOU GET AN OUTFIT
south park game may be the only ubi game i buy at launch
>>341113053
Anon, it's literally the only good thing that happened to them.
Just let them have it.
Chad?
CHAD
When will they learn?
>CHAD
GET OUT OF MY INDUSTRY
Ubisoft know their memes
>>341113132
I'll buy just out of pc principle
>>341113132
>Ubisoft
>buy
lmao all these niggers shitskins and tumblrites in the comfy thread getting triggered
>dope
What's the theme park game on the pc stream?
everyones saying people are triggered but im not seeing anything
Go away Division you are boring where are the fart jokes
>south park will still sell well despite sjws cause they know that none of them even play games
FUCKING CHAD
REEEEEEEEEE
STOP CU.CKING ME
>Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>chad
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>You get an outfit
Does this count as "Trying to involve audience and failing miserably?"
>CHAD GETS THREE OUTFITS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341113132
out ofPCprinciple?
Wait is that?
>we got one more expansion to torture you about today
What?
>>341113141
His love and respect for the dorito pope.
>>341112104
Anyone know why there are some many faggots wearing their faggot homo rainbow badges all over this E3?
Why do they think anyone cares or should know that they love to suck dick when we're talking about videogames?
This is why fags are so insufferable.
>>341113371
sadly
>division dlc
it's dead tho
>Dope new outfits
>Dope
>Dope
>Dope
Why do people hate Aisha again? She's the best presenter easily.
Hey just checking in to see if you autists are busy jacking off to south parks (barely) edgy jokes?
>>341113291
go back to /r9k/ frog poster
I want Chad out of my video games.
>>341113210
>I'm so much more mature than everyone else on an anonymous Indonesian ceramics board
>PC Principal
GOTY confirmed.
>>341113192
check twitter faggot
tumblr doesn't like this shit and thats fine by me
>>341113442
Yes, she's Lana.
How the fuck don't you know that by now
>>341113141
He revealed a gift set that he gave unto the pope
>>341113442
Yes.
>>341113210
I'm almost 40 and I found that trailer to be funny.
>open show with le diversity le gay condolences
>South Park shits all over SJW bullshit
Kek, did they not rehearse at all?
>south park already triggering everyone
>PC Principal is back
>JJ Abrams blown the fuck out
>mocking the hell out of capeshit
>gameplay looks fucking sweet
Game of the century.
>>341113442
Are you retarded?
>more memes
New Splinter Cell when? Blacklist was actually pretty good.
>>341113210
>>341113192
They have to be shills.
>>341113210
You're right, these lower plebeians cannot understand true humor like us enlightened ones, and I find some of those "jokes" to be downright offensive
>>341113484
She'stall.
>>341113132
>just out of
>principle
I cannot handle this conference
>Blizzard was getting worst
True that my friend
>rednered in engine
we all know it doesnt look like this
>>341113442
Yeh, same voice actress. Do you not see "Aishia Taylor" on the opening credits of the show?
>>341113291
Chad's the flaming homosexual they pulled out of the waiting line outside for a reserved seat.
>>341113629
Im not seeing anyone being triggered. You're making it up.
>>341113238
They do seem to have chemistry yeah
>>341113410
It was a joke you sperg
>>341113523
It's just great to see all the booty blasting it caused
>>341113705
Not on your shitty computer.
there is no water only snow
>>341113484
after the shoe joke i'm pretty sure she shitposts on /v/
>>341113701
kek
>>341113605
Are you the meme police?
>>341113572
>omg le fart joke vidya is saved
fuck off, shill
>>341113616
dont respond to those idiots its just really angry shitskins and liberals who think certain jokes are off limits
>>341113210
>All these insecure faggots trying to sound mature.
>tom cuhlancy
Nuclear winter?
>>341113629
I'm actually impressed by the game.
I was sure they fucked up when they took the game from Obsidian and gave it to one of their b-tier studios that only made Guitar simulator and the Smurfs Movie:The Game
>>341113806
fuck off
in engine rendering is shit
>>341113458
I don't know if you aren't aware or just baiting, but some gay knight club got shotup in orlando recently so its to show "support", its moreso if they didn't it would be frowned upon
>>341113572
>not being on a Mesopotamian cuneiform exchange
get with the times pleb
>>341113442
Yeah, didn't you notice they have the same face and everyone making jokes about big she is?
>>341113523
It's the only thing keeping me from crying about this otherwise train wreck of a presentation.
>slower paced
>100 posts in 7 minutes
>>341113210
>>341113674
>>341113629
>DC getting blown the fuck the fuck out
>this music
>the division
>ghost recall
does anyone care
>>341113760
Go on twitter.
>>341113141
All he did was pay tribute to his holiness the pope
>>341113484
>4chan
>Black
>Woman
Pick one.
>>341113805
So you are getting off to it.
cool.
Also, you didn't deny the autism.
>>341113616
That is very sad.
>they put the ponytail through the loop of the hat in the cutscenes
>they don't in the game
And this is why I don't play it.
She has some HUGE hands
>>341113962
was that massive attack? sounds sweet
PALMER LUCKY
If they announce Splinter Cell they instantly in E3.
>>341113896
Agreed, but gladly that didn't happen.
>>341113973
Ok. Im on twitter. Now what? What do I search?
>>341113410
Its an Oprah joke. Sperg.
Does anyone actually still play The Division
>awesomeness
fucking stop, 2007 is that way
Where's my fucking Rayman?
>>341113963
>ghost recall
>>341113484
Only manlets hate her.
>>341113842
>anyone who doesnt' share my infantile """""""""""""humor"""""""""""""" is the essjaydouble(You) boogeyman
This has definitely been the worst conference by far, though I haven't seen EA.
They better show some AssCreed news.
>>341113928
Thread got swarmed with faggots thanks to the sticky being nonexistant until the show started.
>Ubisoft VR
Oh god, it can actually get worse
HOLY UNIBROW
FUCK OF WITH THIS VR BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Still no Oculus Touch date.
>>341113904
No I didn't know it was a gay club. I only knew about some "terror" attack that happened.
That makes more sense. Thanks for educating me.
>>341113963
i-i like Ghost Recon
>>341113837
>everyone who calls me a pretentious twat is a shill
>It's a VR episode.
NO FUCK OFF VR MEME GUY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING HATE FRENCH CANADIANS
They already ruined Deus Ex
Holy moly that monobrow
More fucking VR bullshit, fuck you PCfats that unleashed this evil onto this industry.
>>341114140
I think it had a 91% player drop off in a month after release.
>>341114179
EA was like 50% sports, 50% BS.
>VR
I ain't falling for this tech demo shit
>your an eagle
>you fly
that will be $60
>>341114179
EA's was bad in that it was LITERALLY an hour of nothing.
>>341113458
you sound butthurt about something anon. What are you triggered about?
>>341113904
So they want to get shot too, or what?
How the fuck are these ribbons anything else than SJW virtue signaling?
>Wearing fucking sandals and a hawaiian shirt to E3
That guy is /v/ personified
>>341114140
Oh yeah that exists
>hawaiian shirt and sandals
This is worse than blazers + jeans
>>341114124
So yeah... Trying to involve audience and failing miserably.
>>341114084
It would have to be a Pandora/Chaos tier Splinter Cell.
he could have at least shaved his monobrow before E/
palmer is getting fat, he used to be cute
Wait, is Tom Clancy still dead?
WE ARE EXCITED FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH ME
FUCKING FLIP FLOPS WITH JEANS FFS
>>341114250
Kill yourself.
>>341114335
Finally a successor to Superman 64
>>341113484
Here a like-minded person
https://twitter.com/sokareemie/status/742456130975080448
>>341114261
Akane best girl
flight mechanic
>guy on the left is doing the CIA pose
What did they mean by this?
>more VR
This is the worst E3 of all time
I hope somebody throws up.
>>341114294
Canada was a mistake
>It's a VR live circlejerk episode
Are we about to see a bunch of middle-aged men flapping their arms on stage
I though VR was just a shitty gimmick?
Why does everyone and their fucking mother try to go VR now?
My god, this voice maes me cum in my pants.
>Those n64 graphics
>pop in
>>341113978
Not everyone on 4chan is a racist sadboy.
>>341114470
>"HEY! YOU DONT GET TO BRING FRIENDS"
>>341114179
This is currently the best conference by far. South Park alone destroyed all of the other conferences.
>>341114179
EA and Bethesda have been worse
At least Ubi understands how cringe this all is and makes fun of it
We're not even halfway through kek.
Am I being rused? What the fuck happened to E3?
Wow, Paris seems to have a real eagle problem.
>VR
When this will stop?
bird pvp
I need to watch the South Park trailer again.
>vr
when will this meme end?
>>341114693
VR is the 2016 version of kids games and dancing games
YEAH!
Why is no one commenting on the fact that the creator of the Oculus Rift, a device that covers most of your face, has a fucking MASSIVE HAIRY UNIBROW.
>4chan loves a character who is all about equality, progression and mortality, is a feminist and dislikes free speech
>They cheer when seeing him
How does Matt and Trey accomplish something that everyone fails at?
LAST TO VOMIT WINS : THE GAME
CAWW CAW SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>laugh at twitter for getting triggered by racial slurs
>poorfags immediately get triggered by VR
They're playing everyone like a god damned fiddle
>>341114539
Pathetic attempt to grasp at next gen when in reality we are actually going backwards.
>turning everything into E-sports
Why?
>Eagles
>that can shoot
I can finally experience what it feels like to be american
Bird based e-sports when?
