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Too lazy to find a proper OP image edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
no anime
>sneak the black guy in
lel
capeshit movies BTFO
>people actually getting triggered by the black guy joke
Holy kek. Losing my shit at this trailer, It's too relevant
Fucking christ youtube, why is this shit buffering?
jokes
FUCK YEAH PC PRINCIPAL
FUCK YEAH
FUCKING
PC PRINCIPAL
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOO WOOOO WOOO
PC PRINCIPAL
>PC PRINCIPAL
PC PRINCIPAL
>PC PRINCIPAL
PC PRINCIPAL
>PC PRINCIPAL
capeshit btfo
NO SHITPOSTING !
How the fuck does South Park do it so fucking well?
>PC principal is back.
>>341112376
Who are you quoting?
>Alex doesn't like PC Principal
Oh what a surprise
>pc principal
FUKKEN YES
>South Park: /tv/ Edition
What did he say about DC?
nice try aisha, the division lost over 90% of players already
South Park saved E3
>PC principal
Nu males in the audience on suicide watch.
>you won't even get halfway through your first phase
>we'l do all the real people first then sneak in the black people later
absolutely based
matt and trey deserve my dosh purely for blowing out SJWs and capeshit
>>341112104
DC ON SUICIDE WATCH
J.J. ABRAMS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SJWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
THIS ENTIRE CONFERENCE HAS TRANSCENDED VIDEOGAMES
AND BECOME A LIVING BREATHING MEME
Check those micro aggressions you cucks.
>Gay fish jokes so soon after the Orlando homo massacre
Based
OK JJ ABRAMS
>PC PRINCIPAL
An Ubisoft game I will buy 6 months after release.
>#UbiE3 "hey, we're sorry about all the gay latinos who died, how about some homophobic and racist jokes!"
Fags on twitter kicking off
>The disappointing scaled-down game that is The Divison
>jj abrams
>DC jab
>PC Principle
Fantastic
>manlets
why do you even exist
when will they learn?
>aisha will never broke your pelvis
why even live
>relentlessly shitting on the political correctness crowd
South Park has saved vidya
You PC bruh
Don't forget to post anime to keep the comfy levels high.
>division
does anyone still play that?
>division expansion
gbe moar money for abandond gaem
>manlets
>>341112497
>>341112527
fuck off
>>341103872
>>341112587
Who the fuck is Alex?
THERE WERE TOO MANY MICRO AGGRESSIONS IN THIS E3 PC PRINCIPLE IS HERE TO HELP
she's a big girl
PC Principal is my absolute favorite.
>>341112582
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
SHOES CONFIRMED
MANLET
>MANLET
MANLET
>MANLET
MANLET
>MANLET
MANLET
>MANLET
>The Division
Fuck off, where's Rayman?
MANLETS
Aisha Tyler is cute! CUTE!
>THANKS FOR BEING SO PASSIONATE DIVISION PLAYERS
>DIVISION PLAYERS ONLY PLAY LIKE THREE HOURS A DAY
WHICH IS IS UBISOFT
The timing of this game release couldnt be anymore perfect
That South Park was actually funny, I didn't really bother with stick of truth because I haven't enjoyed the show in so long but maybe I'll try the new one, especially if it's packaged with stick.
South Park Fractured but Whole is the best thing this e3 so far.
It wouldn't be an Ubisoft conference without a manlet
manlets in rebellion
>Manlets
>I... I'm not that short
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>341112793
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>mfw DCucks
>Ok, JJ Abrahams
>PC Principal
Game of the decade.
>>341112715
>the world needs to stop for fags
fuck that
Aisha is kinda shitty being a tall nigress who wears fucking heels on top of that so anyone below 6'3 is blown the fuck out
>>341112758
That lesson goes over their head.
BREAKING NEWS: A GIANT HAS TAKEN THE STAGE AT UBISOFT
>south park triggering everyone
This shit is going to get cancelled
>>341112597
>CIA as a bossfight
JJ btfo
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
There's some voodoo shit going on because I see two people trying to make a corpse dance
That would have saved the conference, but I kind of feel like I don't want to give Ubi credit for what was clearly all just South Park.
Can I just add a "South Park" row and put it there?
>this fucking trailer
>>341112676
why? because florida is a peninsula and surrounded by water?
Tray and matt giving no fucks and saving vidya. I think i'll buy it day 1 just out of principle
What did Kojima reveal?
fucking chad
Whyd she have to put weight on, bros?
She was perfect
>chad
What's this little boy doing on stage?
>>341112649
How does that blow out SJWs? Isn't it an SJW thing to say "this series doesn't actually care about black people, if they did they would've had black people from the start."
Yeaaaah cosmetics
Who keeps hiring all these tiny creatures?
When's sony conference? I wanna take a nap
>all these underage finding SP funny
Is Aisha having sex with this guy? She seems to be really smitten.
>CHAD YOU GET AN OUTFIT
south park game may be the only ubi game i buy at launch
>>341113053
Anon, it's literally the only good thing that happened to them.
Just let them have it.
Chad?
CHAD
When will they learn?
>CHAD
GET OUT OF MY INDUSTRY
Ubisoft know their memes
>>341113132
I'll buy just out of pc principle
>>341113132
>Ubisoft
>buy
lmao all these niggers shitskins and tumblrites in the comfy thread getting triggered
>dope
What's the theme park game on the pc stream?
everyones saying people are triggered but im not seeing anything
Go away Division you are boring where are the fart jokes
>south park will still sell well despite sjws cause they know that none of them even play games
FUCKING CHAD
REEEEEEEEEE
STOP CU.CKING ME
>Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>chad
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>You get an outfit
Does this count as "Trying to involve audience and failing miserably?"
>CHAD GETS THREE OUTFITS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341113132
out ofPCprinciple?
Wait is that?
>we got one more expansion to torture you about today
What?
>>341113141
His love and respect for the dorito pope.
>>341112104
Anyone know why there are some many faggots wearing their faggot homo rainbow badges all over this E3?
Why do they think anyone cares or should know that they love to suck dick when we're talking about videogames?
This is why fags are so insufferable.
>>341113371
sadly
>division dlc
it's dead tho
>Dope new outfits
>Dope
>Dope
>Dope
Why do people hate Aisha again? She's the best presenter easily.
Hey just checking in to see if you autists are busy jacking off to south parks (barely) edgy jokes?
>>341113291
go back to /r9k/ frog poster
I want Chad out of my video games.
>>341113210
>I'm so much more mature than everyone else on an anonymous Indonesian ceramics board
>PC Principal
GOTY confirmed.
>>341113192
check twitter faggot
tumblr doesn't like this shit and thats fine by me
>>341113442
Yes, she's Lana.
How the fuck don't you know that by now
>>341113141
He revealed a gift set that he gave unto the pope
>>341113442
Yes.
>>341113210
I'm almost 40 and I found that trailer to be funny.
>open show with le diversity le gay condolences
>South Park shits all over SJW bullshit
Kek, did they not rehearse at all?
>south park already triggering everyone
>PC Principal is back
>JJ Abrams blown the fuck out
>mocking the hell out of capeshit
>gameplay looks fucking sweet
Game of the century.
>>341113442
Are you retarded?
>more memes
New Splinter Cell when? Blacklist was actually pretty good.
>>341113210
>>341113192
They have to be shills.
>>341113210
You're right, these lower plebeians cannot understand true humor like us enlightened ones, and I find some of those "jokes" to be downright offensive
>>341113484
She'stall.
>>341113132
>just out of
>principle
I cannot handle this conference
>Blizzard was getting worst
True that my friend
>rednered in engine
we all know it doesnt look like this
>>341113442
Yeh, same voice actress. Do you not see "Aishia Taylor" on the opening credits of the show?
>>341113291
Chad's the flaming homosexual they pulled out of the waiting line outside for a reserved seat.
>>341113629
Im not seeing anyone being triggered. You're making it up.
>>341113238
They do seem to have chemistry yeah
>>341113410
It was a joke you sperg
>>341113523
It's just great to see all the booty blasting it caused
>>341113705
Not on your shitty computer.
there is no water only snow
>>341113484
after the shoe joke i'm pretty sure she shitposts on /v/
>>341113701
kek
>>341113605
Are you the meme police?
>>341113572
>omg le fart joke vidya is saved
fuck off, shill
>>341113616
dont respond to those idiots its just really angry shitskins and liberals who think certain jokes are off limits
>>341113210
>All these insecure faggots trying to sound mature.
>tom cuhlancy
Nuclear winter?
>>341113629
I'm actually impressed by the game.
I was sure they fucked up when they took the game from Obsidian and gave it to one of their b-tier studios that only made Guitar simulator and the Smurfs Movie:The Game
>>341113806
fuck off
in engine rendering is shit
>>341113458
I don't know if you aren't aware or just baiting, but some gay knight club got shotup in orlando recently so its to show "support", its moreso if they didn't it would be frowned upon
>>341113572
>not being on a Mesopotamian cuneiform exchange
get with the times pleb
>>341113442
Yeah, didn't you notice they have the same face and everyone making jokes about big she is?
>>341113523
It's the only thing keeping me from crying about this otherwise train wreck of a presentation.
>slower paced
>100 posts in 7 minutes
>>341113629
>DC getting blown the fuck the fuck out
>this music
>the division
>ghost recall
does anyone care
>>341113760
Go on twitter.
>>341113141
All he did was pay tribute to his holiness the pope
>>341113484
>4chan
>Black
>Woman
Pick one.
>>341113805
So you are getting off to it.
cool.
Also, you didn't deny the autism.
>>341113616
That is very sad.
>they put the ponytail through the loop of the hat in the cutscenes
>they don't in the game
And this is why I don't play it.
She has some HUGE hands
>>341113962
was that massive attack? sounds sweet
PALMER LUCKY
If they announce Splinter Cell they instantly in E3.
>>341113896
Agreed, but gladly that didn't happen.
>>341113973
Ok. Im on twitter. Now what? What do I search?
>>341113410
Its an Oprah joke. Sperg.
Does anyone actually still play The Division
>awesomeness
fucking stop, 2007 is that way
Where's my fucking Rayman?
>>341113963
>ghost recall
>>341113484
Only manlets hate her.
>>341113842
>anyone who doesnt' share my infantile """""""""""""humor"""""""""""""" is the essjaydouble(You) boogeyman
This has definitely been the worst conference by far, though I haven't seen EA.
They better show some AssCreed news.
>>341113928
Thread got swarmed with faggots thanks to the sticky being nonexistant until the show started.
>Ubisoft VR
Oh god, it can actually get worse
HOLY UNIBROW
FUCK OF WITH THIS VR BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Still no Oculus Touch date.
>>341113904
No I didn't know it was a gay club. I only knew about some "terror" attack that happened.
That makes more sense. Thanks for educating me.
>>341113963
i-i like Ghost Recon
>>341113837
>everyone who calls me a pretentious twat is a shill
>It's a VR episode.
NO FUCK OFF VR MEME GUY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING HATE FRENCH CANADIANS
They already ruined Deus Ex
Holy moly that monobrow
More fucking VR bullshit, fuck you PCfats that unleashed this evil onto this industry.
>>341114140
I think it had a 91% player drop off in a month after release.
>>341114179
EA was like 50% sports, 50% BS.
>VR
I ain't falling for this tech demo shit
>your an eagle
>you fly
that will be $60
>>341114179
EA's was bad in that it was LITERALLY an hour of nothing.
>>341113458
you sound butthurt about something anon. What are you triggered about?
>>341113904
So they want to get shot too, or what?
How the fuck are these ribbons anything else than SJW virtue signaling?
>Wearing fucking sandals and a hawaiian shirt to E3
That guy is /v/ personified
>>341114140
Oh yeah that exists
>hawaiian shirt and sandals
This is worse than blazers + jeans
>>341114124
So yeah... Trying to involve audience and failing miserably.
>>341114084
It would have to be a Pandora/Chaos tier Splinter Cell.
he could have at least shaved his monobrow before E/
palmer is getting fat, he used to be cute
Wait, is Tom Clancy still dead?
WE ARE EXCITED FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH ME
FUCKING FLIP FLOPS WITH JEANS FFS
>>341114250
Kill yourself.
>>341114335
Finally a successor to Superman 64
>>341113484
Here a like-minded person
https://twitter.com/sokareemie/status/742456130975080448
>>341114261
Akane best girl
flight mechanic
>guy on the left is doing the CIA pose
What did they mean by this?
>more VR
This is the worst E3 of all time
I hope somebody throws up.
>>341114294
Canada was a mistake
>It's a VR live circlejerk episode
Are we about to see a bunch of middle-aged men flapping their arms on stage
I though VR was just a shitty gimmick?
Why does everyone and their fucking mother try to go VR now?
My god, this voice maes me cum in my pants.
>Those n64 graphics
>pop in
>>341113978
Not everyone on 4chan is a racist sadboy.
>>341114470
>"HEY! YOU DONT GET TO BRING FRIENDS"
>>341114179
This is currently the best conference by far. South Park alone destroyed all of the other conferences.
>>341114179
EA and Bethesda have been worse
At least Ubi understands how cringe this all is and makes fun of it
We're not even halfway through kek.
Am I being rused? What the fuck happened to E3?
Wow, Paris seems to have a real eagle problem.
>VR
When this will stop?
bird pvp
I need to watch the South Park trailer again.
>vr
when will this meme end?
>>341114693
VR is the 2016 version of kids games and dancing games
YEAH!
Why is no one commenting on the fact that the creator of the Oculus Rift, a device that covers most of your face, has a fucking MASSIVE HAIRY UNIBROW.
>4chan loves a character who is all about equality, progression and mortality, is a feminist and dislikes free speech
>They cheer when seeing him
How does Matt and Trey accomplish something that everyone fails at?
LAST TO VOMIT WINS : THE GAME
CAWW CAW SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>laugh at twitter for getting triggered by racial slurs
>poorfags immediately get triggered by VR
They're playing everyone like a god damned fiddle
>>341114539
Pathetic attempt to grasp at next gen when in reality we are actually going backwards.
>turning everything into E-sports
Why?
>Eagles
>that can shoot
I can finally experience what it feels like to be american
Bird based e-sports when?
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>341114352
I mean that's all they really are, its just a simple ribbon to avoid potential negative press.
STOP THE SCREECHING
STOP IT
>flipflops
>that shirt
>pants
>white people
>>341113973
Stop saying this. No one on twitter is triggered. You can't just say "go on twitter" and hope it works
>>341114794
It's because every millennial had a principal like that.
They look like a bunch of fucking junkies nodding their heads around like that.
>>341114727
same my man
post it
>>341113484
I love how butthurt /v/ gets about her. She does this shit on purpose. She's also more energetic and a better presenter than anyone there.
>This game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZspULIcTFLA
>>341114794
i don't watch south park for a while, but wouldn't a character like that be ridiculing sjws
>>341114742
EA had 0 VR it's already dead. That kusoge bird minigame will not sell it.
BIRD UP
And this is how you kill VR
>>341114794
Yeah that's exactly the point of PC principal
This will be a bigger competitive E-sport game than LoL and Dota.
You heard it here first.
Not only does this look like shit, what does it have to do with VR? How does VR make this better?
[screeching intensifies]
CAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341114669
I'd have said "an attempt to get the audience involved fails miserably" should be circled with the dancers dancing through the audience at the start, that's awkward as fuck every year
MAKE IT STOP
>>341114794
He's a mockery of all that you stupid faggot
CAAAW CAAAW
SCREE SCREE
SCREE SCREE
JASON
>>341114341
>anon specifically states what bothered him
>YOU MAD ANON. TELL US WHAT BOTHERS YOU.
I bet you felt clever. I hope your life is one day fulfilling enough that you can live without trying to get unoriginal rises out of people.
>>341114937
There's a thread of people posting screenshots, sorry you're too retarded to know how to search on dumbed down social media designed for 7 year olds.
MAKE THE CAWS END
KAW
REQUESTING A WEBM OF THEM ALL SITTING LOOKING AROUND LIKE MORONS
>>341114387
Not really. Do you not understand humour? Saying things out of context for effect? Its okay to admit you're autistic.
>>341114794
It's a caricature, which is how you make a fun character in most cartoons.
>>341114916
Fuck me, its annoying
HAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING LIVE SHOTS OF THE PLAYERS
>VR
KIIIIAAAA KIAAAAAAAKIAAAAK IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIAAAAAAAAAAKIAAAAAAAAAAA
Make it fucking stop
>>341114794
It's because it's a clearly satirical take on that exact type of person. We're meant to laugh at him. Not take what he says seriously
>>341114903
Love the soundtrack!
>>341114460
MANLETS GETTING BTFO
>>341112971
>>341113960
>>341112652
What did they say?
I missed it
>>341114794
Why are you shills still talking about this shit? Fuck off
>>341115082
I forgot all about this meme.
>VR
>nothing but bird screecjes
More gimmicks eh?
So... are there no special maneuvers in this game? Just flying a bird with vr? No high G turns?
>>341115181
SO REAL
VR is the new gimmick after motion controllers
>Birds
>[FREEDOMS INTENSIFY]
hitchcock would have loved this game.
At least this game puts you in control and isn't just another Stand n' Shoot simulator.
>it wasn't very good!
Holy fuck that was annoying.
>TB absolutely roasting the presenters
>>341114794
You're not very bright are you?
>>341115304
Bannerlord on pcgamer
How are you enjoying my game, /v/?
>birds shooting each-other with energy bullets
What's the point? Why not just make them planes then?
Imagine your dad coming in and seeing you sitting there with some weird device on your head while you're only in underwear and flapping your arms around with SCREE SCREE CAW CAW sounds
>I peed a little
What did she mean by this?
ANOTHER 10/10 GAME
BRAVO UBISOFT
CAW
The game actually looks fun, but this is what I'd expect at the beginning of the VR scene. Not to mention the graphics are extremely lacking.
>>341115170
this holy fuck
It looksfun
This really pumps my rum
>>341112104
https://twitter.com/finndameron/status/742454057969782784
KEK
Aisha confirmed for super alpha
>>341114669
New IP, I guess with the VR Bird game.
>I peed a little
>Silent audience
>J-just keep talking, Aisha
>>341115462
She means to make me rock hard.
>>341113627
The shooting was like two days ago. Also, they had to mention it because everyone else did.
>>341115428
Rift is not powerful enough for planes, gotta start somewhere.
>>341115462
squirted
>instead of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbA4ScgY0jY
we got cock flying simulator
Thanks future
>>341115479
>looks fun
Found a shill
>>341115281
Cartman said in the game
>GO AWAY MAKE YOUR OWN FRANCHISE, DC
>You won't even last halfway through your first phase.
That was fucking Mark Cerny.
>>341115061
Making it VR excuses the lack of creativity and dreadful graphics.
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>341115430
So a regular day, then?
>>341115509
>https://twitter.com/finndameron/status/742454057969782784
nowadays people are fucked in the head
>>341115428
Planes don't use their faces to fly
>more VR
>>341115395
>watching eCelebs
>more VR
PLEASE
VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR
IT'S HAPPENING
KAW KAW KAW
>EBIN DOUBLE HIGH LOW FIVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
STAR WARS
Would you allow Aisha to pee on you a little?
>At Ubisoft, VR isn't about technology
>VR is about creating games you couldn't before
THAT'S CALLED TECHNOLOGY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>Aisha peed a little
OH MY....
test
>>341115536
It was announced on december on the PSX
>TOS instead of TNG/DS9
Trashed
>>341115603
Is it? It does look like him.
STAR TREK
Ubisoft Star Trek? What.
>>341115590
That makes no sense, it's a display device. I know it's E3 but please think before posting.
STAR TREK
OHH SHIT
>>341114794
Go back to your board you massive faggot.
>>341115714
what would a blowjob from her feel like?
>>341115538
If you don't laugh at all of her jokes you are sexist and racist
Oh no, star trek games are never good.
SPACE BALLS
>>341115281
Cartman shittalked DC in one throwaway line
Kenny accused Cartman of being a JJ Abrams by taking an old movie and putting a black guy in it
>when the lil' poorcuckies refer to VR as a "meme"
>>341115714
more
K, so I'm a trekkie, and I'm a little hard right now.
>pedophiles in the audience clapping for this old man franchise
>>341115714
>...thumb.jpg
>thumbnail image of Aisha
>it's also giant
kek
>make original games
>show a miled dead franchise
>VR
KILL
ME
>>341115170
something like this?
>>341115714
Lewd
>>341115845
CAW
VR TREK
LETS TAKE A LOOK, ITS IN A BOOK!
shave that shit you hobo
>>341114669
Pls Rayman.
>7 of whore
Calm down, Levar.
>VR
And it's shit.
OH FUCK THOSE GRAPHICS ARE AWFUL
>EA has Star Wars
>Ubi has Star Trek
kek
>>341113927
Why would you admit this?
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA
Just beam my shit up
>Jeri Ryan is still smoking hot
I WISH I WERE LEVAR BURTON
>those graphics
Is this a fucking PS1 game?
This will cost you $2400
Weren't there a couple kickstarter games that were trying to do this?
>>341113210
Everyone that doesn't have a stick up their ass has at least chuckled at South Park.
>underage
>didn't see the old dudes in the audience grinning and clapping after the trailer
>all this VR shit
JUST
>VR
FUCK YOU UBISOFT
Nobody asked for this
Man, Seven of Nine is looking old.
SHILLS UP
This is even worse than Microsoft's conference.
Daily reminder that Jeri Ryan is responsible for Obama getting elected. Seriously.
>those graphics
SET PHASER TO JUST
>those shit grafix
WTF? Its 2016!
>>341115281
They just took a shot at DC's half assed attempt to launch their cinematic universe years after Marvel had strategically built their universe.
>>341115842
No the JJ line was about starting your franchise with a movie that's the same as an old one.
>let's have an interview with normies to sell Star Trek
Can't wait!
>Levar Buton
PewPew in VR
>>341116052
What's the deal with claymation?
Star Track VR.
VR WON. FUCK PC XBONE PS$
I didn't the PS2 supported VR
>>341116127
Would still bang
>>341115923
haha... What morons... They look so stupid... All laughing... and having fun...
>>341115845
>VR
>not a meme
kek come back in 5 years when this technology is not in its baby shoes and the games look like 1998
this is actualy pretty cool with levar burton
Fuck yeah Battletech
Levar Burton seems so happy :3
>VR
>play with friends :^
>VR
Fuck you. This is not what I want from VR
>>341116168
>>341116174
it's a beta :D
Picard>Kirk
>>341116182
Oh, right. Close enough, Star Wars 7 was still a disappointment.
SO
MUCH
CRINGE
>>341116183
>with normies
They're ST actors, you fucking idiot.
touch is not even out, fuck off jewbook
>Go to twitter
>nonstop crying over who is and isn't wearing a rainbow pin
Why are they all faggots, guys? Four of my coworkers announced they were transgender over the last year. Every single one of their posts is about how they want to kill themselves, or how offended they are by everything.
People actually fell for the VR meme.
WHERES
MY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMAN
>>341116174
VR games need shit graphics in order to maintain a silky smooth framerate on most PCs or they give you headaches
>>341116183
>Pretends to be a nerd
>Doesn't know that its the cast
Being a massive Star Trek fag this seems fucking great, but for it to be good you'll have to find other Star Trek fags.
>>341115714
The late 90s/early 2000s were a mess fashion wise. Good god.
>>341116183
>trick #7, have your rat attack your nuts
>Karl is playing as a black guy
>Levar is playing as a white guy
That's kind of weird.
Post 7/9s
>>341115861
Fixed it for you
YEEHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOH
HOLY KEK, THAT GUY HAD THE MARK WHEN HE TOOK THE GOGGLES OFF
>>341115842
>Kenny accused Cartman of being a JJ Abrams by taking an old movie and putting a black guy in it
What's this a reference to?
>entering warp drive towards a station
triggered
>>341116207
Here's the thing.
I. DON'T. GIVE. A SHIT. ABOUT.
BASEBALLLLLL!
Why is it VR
There's no reason for it to be VR
>>341116359
Sisko > All
>>341116476
Yeah you're better off using the Star Wars franchise.
>>341116490
It's pottery.
>Get Karl Urban to shill a game
>It's not a Dredd simulator where you clean the streets of degenerates
JUST
REDDIT BTFO
levar burton is old
for honor, grow up, trails, movie , watch dogs 2, new game 1, new game 2
order for rest of conference lads
>>341116476
which you won't
it's dead
>VR FTL multiplayer
>>341116174
You now realize what consoles need to push out in order to maintain solid acceptable framerates.
>>341116372
Is that really a trend in USA?
Reddit btfo
>>341115821
fingers in your butt
WHY CAN HE SEE?
>>341116367
???
>>341116490
>not just switching roles with your mates for a laugh
Why would they do this to Levar?
BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY!
NO LEVAR NO
Why does E3 always have a gimmick?
Webcam, motion control, consoles, vr, etc
Levar Burton is the only non-manlet
>>341116331
I want to play vidya with him.
>>341116372
>very single one of their posts is about how they want to kill themselves, or how offended they are by everything
That happens when you get caught in a circlejerk.
>>341116547
That'd be The Force Awakens but he misheard the line
>not bringing an Asian on stage
RACISM
4CHIN BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>Geordi visor
>VR
le happening xDDD
>reddit sucking dicks
OUR GIRL
>before VR existed
But those vr glasses exist in some form since the 50s you uneducated meme woman.
>>341116732
Gotta fund the reading rainbow reboot somehow.
LEVAR BURTON WEARING A RAINBOW ON HIS SHIRT
A READING RAINBOW
this nigga's stash+patch combo looks like someone jizzed all over his mouth
>>341116752
is mica burton from rooster teeht his daughter
>>341116743
I CAN GO TWICE AS HIGH
>>341116818
Why does this image make me rock solid
He played Data on Star Trek
Oh yeah. I wonder what he's doing nowadays...
Probably getting FUCKED IN THE ASS
>meme queen is too hot to handle for reddit.
>and you're with your friends
y-yeah heh....
LE REDDIT!
>>341116584
DS9 is meme tier
>>341116580
It's boring!
>>341116890
SO TAKE A LOOK
Spaghetti warning!
>>341116584
>tfw grew up on Janeway
>>341116818
Oh mom, mommy!!!
He's being paid so much to say this
Black men age pretty well. 6/10, mildly jealous,
post rare Quarks
She's getting a few laughs from me
>You know what you can suck a bag of
Reminds me of climbing a wall of dicks
>he isn't wearing the eyewear
5/10, take a look in a book.
>>341116818
Who dat?
is that geordie laforge
He feels genuine to me desu
>>341116812
>Forgetting episode of TNG where the Romulans use it to brainwash him
Aisha Tyler walks up to you and says "pants down, now, I need some dick"
What do you do? Would you let her?
>>341116937
DS9 is the MGS2 of Star Trek.That's a good thing.
New Thread:
>>341116921
>>341116921
>>341116921
>>341116921
>>341116941
ITS IN A BOOK
>>341116902
Verticle lines on a girl in full clothes with nice rack is always solid.
>>341116994
It's not like he's doing anything else
>No communications post
FUCKING RACISTS
This got so boring as soon as the VR shit rolled out.
>Not getting Frakes to come in and blast people's buttholes with charisma
>>341117102
yes
>>341116998
Better natural collagen, not even kidding.
>>341117102
What do you think?
Post real VR experience we waiting for https://twitter.com/Meidocafe/status/741944756834557952
>>341116659
Why can you just make up anything about trans people and you retards will eat it up?
Are yuros really that gullible?
>>341117102
>Would you let her?
Good luck resisting otherwise.
If I want a drive a ship with my friend I play Guns of Icarus, not fucking Star Treck with VR gimmick.
>>341116659
Not really. Trannies are still 0.1% of the population. It's a nonissue that retards are making an issue. Especially the bathroom shit is pointless. If a tranny actually put in effort then no one would notice they're using the women's bathroom.
>>341116998
Black people either age well or get beaten like they owe time fucking money.
>>341116818
some bitch from "the martian" movie
send colonel sanders to the barber
>>341117109
learn how to time your fucking threads
>I just slipped right into geordie
Lewd
>>341117102
yes
black girls are reknown for giving good head
>Wasted Potential: The Game
VR ruins everything.
>>341117256
I guess it is then.
![tumblr_lgt0mla39S1qfg2cjo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WcM3UUs.png "tumblr lgt0mla39S1qfg2cjo1 500[1]")
>>341117102
>Would you let her?
Are you implying this is a choice?
>>341117102
I say "no thanks, I don't want to get a chick pregnant."
>>341117227
I have to read about that
>>341117320
Kek
>>341112104
Any channel showing the individual E3 events? So I dont have to slide the seek bar through hours and hours of video
>>341117337
S-sorry anon
;_;
>>341117102
Definitely
Far Cry 5 when?
>>341117102
Only a blowjob, not into black chicks
FOR HONOR HAS A STORY?
>>341117303
Sounds like a trend to me.
DUNGEON MASTER'S BACK FOR ANOTHER YEAR
>>341117580
She has millions of dollars and is over 40 so she probably can't have kids anyway.
STAFF MAN SO HAPPY
>>341118472
;_;
At least they aren't making it a yearly franchise
>>341116623
Yeah, is dead, jim.
>middle east game
Ah yes, a game that would be impossible to discuss even if it's 10/10.
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING
>2017
>>341120017
Don't trust Ubisoft
>14 months
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