One day, you hear the voice of god and says that he'll grant one of two wishes for you.
Wish 1: The end of all wars, diseases, and evil
or...
Wish 2: Any character you want in smash, but only one.
What do?
wish 1
>>253392690
Jar Jar Binks
Wish 1. There won't be a Smash anymore after that.
The dream is still alive!
https://twitter.com/PalmerLuckey/status/489171004196155394
jesus christ that's sad
>>253389585
>living the dream with a personalized virtual spouse
>sadAll that machinery to simulate surprise smooches is pretty funny though haha
>>253390229
no... no it won't
HEY /v/
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
That ain't Falco.
uh oh
OH
Happy Feet!
>post-e3 2013
>everyone circlejerks over ps4 and xbox one
>wii u is publically shamed. called a gimmicky piece of shit with no gaems
>post-e3 2014
>everyone loves the wii u and won't shut up about the games and upcoming game announcements
>meanwhile ps4 and xbox one are getting no games and no one cares
How the fuck did the playing field switch so fast?
That's what happens when you release games for your console.
Also, it's mostly kiddies living their first generation heap.
Us oldfags know it's always best to wait, never buy a console on release.
>>253396947
Sony is getting cocky
>Sony pulled a Microsoft and showed mostly multiplats and talked about muh numbers
>Microsoft was actually okay and showed only games even if they were mostly safe
>Nintendo had gameplay for almost everything, multiple new IP, several games releasing this year, and decided to use their theater for a smash tourney for fans over some circlejerky media conference
>>253396947
>everyone loves the wii u
Except sales are still shit, and even the Xbox One is outselling it again. What little momentum E3 brought is now over.
We can all agree that the Captain's reveal was better the Fire Emblem characters, right?
It's not a big surprise that Captain Falcon is going to be in a Smash Brothers game. What would've surprised me if it were another F-Zero character like Pico or Black Shadow.
>>253392094
I'm pretty much talking about the reveal it self
Batman....I mean Black Shadow would've been cool
>>253392428
Yeah, it was cool.
Why doesn't animal crossing have any black people in it?
>>253386538
I dunno, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>253386538
because Nintendo is racist, unlike Sony that loves all the urbans.
Animal Crossing represents the ultimate comfy experience, with a peaceful town and a player character that fits right in.
Niggers chimp out and are incapable of comfyness / supporting the towns they live in, thus there are none.
no
>>253388191
Where the fuck is the platinum rewards
>>253388274
We are forsaken.
>>253388274
They are thinking up how to top our dissapointment year after year.
Buyers remorse thread
>free to play
cube world
>>253392795
Who is the best /v/ youtuber and why is it somecallmejohnny?
Does he browse /v/?
>>253401650
that's a weird way to spell SSoHPKC
Who?
Sakurai announces that the last character you played as is now in Smash. What are their B moves, what is their final smash, and how do they play in general?If the last character you played as has already been in Smash, then they are demoted to Assist Trophy.
I'm okay with this.
>>253395303
>Excitebike Racer
Welp, he appeared in Brawn so I guess he's an assist trophy again
HA! joke's on you, I played as-
>that spoiler
...
noFUCK NO
Engineers will defend this
>Main Demo and Soldier
>Have no problem at all with dealing with minis
you must be a scunt main
>>253391220
>mfw scout mains
>>253391595
is that s.gunslinger
where do you even find this thing now
is it even worth it or its better to get a s.PDA
Let's be real: if Fire Emblem can have 4 reps in Smash Bros U, there's no reason why Star Fox can't.
Fire Emblem is a lot more popular and relevant than Star Fox. Star Fox doesn't deserve 4 reps.
>>253351830
I would just like to point out that literally minutes before said occurrence in the portrait had even blossomed, Sir Fox had asked all his comrades to inspect their Tea Diffuser systems to insure they were all functioning optimally.
Fornicate you Sir Falco
>>253352142
The tea infuser is a delicate utensil, and not intended for the strenuous use of someone as skilled as Sir Falco esq.
The best benefit of Lucina being in SSB4 is the cute/sexy porn that will be produced of her.
Prove me wrong /v/
I like how after she gets announced she is suddenly everyones waifu
Everytime a new girl is announced people say this. And everytime it doesn't happen.
She needs more pics, fucking tharja has the most out of all the FE:A girls.
So I just wanted to point this out to give people some more hope... http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/69440637
This was posted the day after E3, so it is basically back pedaling before yesterdays reveal even happened. I'm not saying it's true, but it does bring some credence back to the leak. I guess we'll see in Coro Coro.
>So people worried about there being "3" blue haired swordsmen who look nearly identical and play the same class, no longer need to worry.
>hurr
How can he say this when Lucina is a straight-up clone?
>>253394760
>http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/69440637
>Someone makes a guess
>He somehow is right
>assume that everything else he says is fact
Yeah
I don't care about Shulk but I'm looking forward to the Rhythm Heaven rep.
Glad that Chrom is out and that we have a new magic user, but Lucina as a shameless clone is a little bit annoying.