ITT: In one sentence, prove you're any better than the average /r/pcmasterrace poster.
I don't go on reddit.
>>319397154
i'm not
>>319397154
I'm not since I'm a falseflagging mad sonykuck trying to validate my bad purchase
In real life would this shield block this guy from getting bullet raped? I know this is just a video game, but do these shields really deflect/stop bullets?
>>319397137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ebVTHPZ1Mo
People shoot at 3/8ths steel targets all day.
>>319397137
Ballistic Shields are a thing.
Riot shields on the other hand, the completely transparent ones more so featured in vidya, cannot stop the bullets.
>>319397476
Only game with transparent shield i know is COD.
Daisy has nice and juicy thighs plus child bearing hips. literally built for sex.
Meanwhile Rosalina looks like she'd snap in half if you sneezed at her.
So Daisy > Rosalina.
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>Daisy is sporty
>thick chunli legs snd fat ass under her dress
Jesus christ.
Peach is in-between so that makes her body the best.
Any fun vidyaing today /v/?
Playing RE5 but the gun-wielding Majini are annoying as fuck
Also into Xenogears and that one sewer boss is giving me the blues
>>319396990
no, video games are boring
i spend my free time doing things more fun, like stalking cute asian girls on instagram
>kill one
>friendzone one
>fuck one
>marry one
>kill rosie
>friendzone peach
>fuck midna
>marry daisy
ONLY ANSWER
Not video games.
>>319396834
none
Describe a game with an image
>>319396832
You misnamed your Undertale pic.
what does a mummy casket have to do with hotline miami?
You're gonna need a more specific image than that, it applies to nearly every games ever made.
Lord Garithos did nothing wrong.
We humans need to stick together.
He was the hero we all needed fuck those elves,god damn pointy eared fucks and fuck them undead to i say nuke em all.
Get out Garithos, you literally ruined everything. Lordaeron would belong to the living if you weren't such a colossal fuckup.
WHAT A THRILL...
i dont get it
how is he naked? hes wearing a suit
the other guy is half naked
why isn't he naked ocelot?
I REALIZE
meh
Anyone up for some TF2C?
>>319396251
I still remenber that SFM video
About TF2C, is any good?
>>319396572
It's better than tf2 but that aint saying much
Comon fellas
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!
OK!!
It's not and the brother deserved it. Ripping her legs off one by one was just a cunt move.
Eh, I liked it but it never really got "amazing" for me. The two-character gimmick was interesting but the game never pushed it to its limit, it felt like wasted potential. Ultimately the game just wanted to show off its (admittedly very pretty) environments and tell a rather predictable story.
Still I have to give it credit for it actually being a video game and not just long string of cutscenes like Until Dawn or [insert any modern Telltale game here]. You can be "cinematic" without forgetting that vidya is an interactive medium.
What's actually wrong with this game?
>>319395552
Controls are sub-par, that or the ai is retarded. Kinda hard to tell sometimes.
There's literally nothing wrong with it.
You can do anything.
Peter polyjew said the "pet" was basically superior to skynet's ai
I'm gonna play Disgaea series for the plot.
I started the first game on PSP, but didn't get too far before the PC version announcement, so I want to pick up that one.
But I also want to play something comfy to play on my PSP in the bed before sleep. Am I gonna miss on much by playing D2 before 1?
Also, Rozalin > flat girls, if those washboards can be called girls at all.
All the games have their own unique story, and are lowly connected by references and optional boss fights against previous main characters.
>>319397383
On the first tutorial map I met some Prinnies which serve some rival overlord or something along those lines. Obviously that's Etna.
Isn't there some continuity between the two games?
STALKER or Fallout?
Both broken pieces of shit.
Metro
Both
Runescape wilderness
>"let's all be honest here, no one actually LIKED turn based games, we just had to deal with it because the story was so good!"
IMAGINE BEING ARNOLD
>>319395248
The annoying part is and always was the random encounter shit that slowed you down and actually artificially made the game longer.
>>319395559
The whole "state of nature" thing with the word "artificial" is always baffling---why is sodium benzoate an "artificial preservative" while salt is just one of those ingredients---but I think this may take the cake.
>System Shock 3
>Psychonauts 2
>Final Fantasy 7 Remake
>Obsidian made Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2
>REmake 2
>The Last Guardian
>Kingdom Hearts 3
are we entering the new golden era of vidya /v/?
Nearly every single one of those is a sequel or a remake or a remade sequel
Tell me when we start getting creative again
>>319395000
only ss3 sounds remotely interesting. i don't give a slightest fuck about the rest. so meh,
>>319395000
Forgot Shenmue 3