Is this man the Nostradamus of our time?
BIG PAPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW-1WEr3o7M
Pretty much, yeah.
>castle goes 20 days with literally no food at all
>WE CAN HOLD THIS CASTLE UNTIL WE DIE OF OLD AGE
I thought you guys said this game was good?
Is there any downside to having nothing but cavalry in warband?
>actually trying to force a defender to surrender in a siege
What the FUCK are you doing
you're supposed to attack them you mong
>>320219539
not really, but there's foot troops that generally outperform them in places like castle fights where cavalry can't have horses
The Hong Kong version came out in English. All you have to do is create a Hong Kong (and not chinese) PSN account.
Go fucking do it, no excuse.
>>320218032
I don't play shit games
I played it years ago on Vita and it was an ok experience, overrated by its playerbase.
A visual update would do nothing to fix its problems, outside of the atrocious load times.
I don't want to create a Hong Kong account.
What does /v/ think of Undertale?
Its mlp tier fanbase killed any desire I had to play the game
Whoa why are you trying to start shit?
Your thread sucks. Instead let's talk about whatever some sjw said on twitter recently. Can you guys believe these faggots? Holy shit.
>twitterscreencap.jpg
What are the best games with playable lolis?
Pic related, best girl.
>>320218889
Blazblue
>>320219085
Pics?
>>320219326
How do I get past this fucktard?
>inb4 "hurr git gud durr"
>>320218678
It's not even hard yet Jesus Christ
hurr git gud durr
Shoot at it until it dies
ITT: shockwave games
Junkbot
I remember this one shockwave game that was almost like an endless version of twisted metal racing down a highway. I don't remember what the fuck the name was but it was pretty cool.
lenny loosejocks taught me everything i needed to know about australia
It was $3 on psn.....what am I in for, /v/?
>>320218119
A moderately fun isometric action/adventure game. Some neat weapons, annoying as hell bonus areas, decent visuals.
>>320218119
You're in for rolling being your primary method of locomotion and a lot of arguing with me about what the best combination of weapons and upgrades are.
OP decided to ask on a thread about the game, rather than delving in for himself and smashing some boxes.
BEARS
>>320218015
I have nothing to add to this thread but I enjoy it conceptually.
I haven't even seen a bear IRL ;-;
Or a waterfall. I hate the waterfall captcha because I've only seen waterfalls in tv and movies and basically am doing what a computer algorithm would do to identify them from other media I've seen.
Sometimes I wonder if bears and waterfalls are even real, and space.
ʕ´•.•`ʔ
it still hurts
>>320219131
It got an update recently
>>320219270
Whats the name
Why was FIFA 14 the worst FIFA, /v/?You've already played football games, right?
>>320217795
tbqh this year was ass, I've gotten every Fifa since 0'6 but I've skipped it this year.
>>320217795
implying FIFA 15 was better
>>320219482
Why?
It's one of the best FIFA made
Why the fuck is her jaw so square?
Why the fuck does every woman in the PS4 Infamous games have square jaws?
Why the fuck is this so common in Western games at the moment?
It kind of looks like her VA but it's so incredibly off-looking that it's uncanny (for one Laura Bailey's jaw is not that fucking square)
Even the fucking earlier Infamous games had proper looking women fuck me it is so fucking annoying
>Main villain of her game hits on her
SHE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT HER.
LOOK...
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THICK
>>320217759
Ugly-ass American's actually find this attractive. They literally think that manly jaws on women are sexy.
Fuck I hate this country. Shit like this is why I'm otaku as fuck.
>>320217759
Because real life women don't have jaws made of flowers and western games tend toward naturalism/realism.
Do I think that's an acceptable answer? Absolutely not. Everything about this shit permeates Western design, from the mechanics to the aesthetics.
It extends to that "brown haired crinkled chip packet white guy" protagonist you see so often, that I've see /v/ defend on occasion. Why do they do that? Because realism with a dash of "relateability". Fuck that noise. Give me extraordinarily beautiful women and interesting, gorgeous men.
And give me some decent fucking action mechanics while you're at it. Goddamn boring slow cover shooters.
If a modern video game crash were to happen, what series of events would cause it?
>>320217476
Pretty much the same thing with E.T., overproduction for something popular that no one wanted, but it will have to be on a bigger scale.
>>320217476
mainstream review sites exclusively giving 8's, 9's, and 10's.
>oh wait
its going to happen eventually, videogames aren't qualitative sums of parts and eventually people are going to realize they are getting the same slightly more polished turds every year.
>>320217476
Too many fanservice games on a single handheld.
There is already a genre crash happening and that is the Panty Quest localization efforts. Sure you can buy the Asian English version but fuck who knows when the execs in Japan makes a pants on head retarded move and shut that money valve off since they are allergic to money.
Hi /v/, I got a PS4 recently along with witcher 3 and have been playing that non-stop. However, I definitely need a break from that game from time to time to play something else. What's something not too long, approachable and fun I can play for quick-moderate gaming sessions to take a break from my main game? Perhaps some sort of single-player game maybe 10-20 hours or something like that.
Normally a multiplayer shooter would do the trick but to be frank, those are anything but easy and approachable and I'd be getting my ass handed too many times for them to be fun.
>>320217240
Rocket League
>>320217240
bloodborne
>>320217507
>>320217507
What senpai? Bloodborne doesn't sound short or approachable at all. Seems like a main game more than anything. I'll probably pick it up once I'm done with TW3, but for right now I don't think so.
ITT, useless party members.
>>320217139
He had some excellent lines though.
>>320217139
>quiet as fuck
>turn around
Lucas has defensive PSI moves
Kumatora has offensive PSI moves
Duster has his tools
What does Boney do?