How are you riking it
He's broken
>"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
>"WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITER THAN A MILE! IM CROSSING YOU IN STYLE. SOMEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!"
Smash is for people with autism.
Would you fuck a Metal Gear /v/?
>>321229634
If it had a good personality, sure
>>321229634
Were you expecting a no?
if i had an adolescent uterus i would let anything in there as long as he fed me and kept giving me free stuff
>In UT explains that Humans have the ability to cheat death
>In DAS you're an undead cursed to live forever until you hollow and you can't technically permanently die
How come your favorite game doesn't explain why you can come back to life after a game over?
>>321229234
Because who gives a shit, it's a video game.
I always viewed it as, you the player are viewing infinite universes, and the one where you don't die is the one that keeps going, while every time you die you discard that reality. So in the character's eye they never died.
Undertale
>Fit in a one-liner to explain something that doesn't make sense
Dark Souls
>The entire mechanic of undeath is a huge part of the game and makes contextual sense
Planescape Torment
>You are immortal and it is the entire point of the game to find out why
What do you do in this situation?
Blank.
Cause then the bullet would be a blank.
More importantly, would you a Haruka?
fallout4.jpg
Does anyone remember this game?
Is Square Enix going remake it?
>Dirge of Cerverus
>Advent Children
>Crisis Core
>Before Crisis
Seeing Square Enix attempting to turn FFVII into another Kingdom Hearts-like cash cow was hilarious. DC trying to bank on the capeshit-movie craze ten years later levels of hilarious.
>>321228946
I enjoyed it, retarded and short as hell but still a good time.
>>321228946
In an ideal world FVII remake/remastered/what the heck it could be episodic release are FVII redone, Crisis core & Dirge of Cerberus.
Sadly this is not the case
Are there any good Berenstain Bears games? I remember liking those books as a kid.
>you'll never go back to your real universe
There was one on the gameboy and it was fucking shit
>>321228923
>people think that it was ever the berenstein bears
christ you guys are faggots
I completely disowned this game when it was first revealed, but now I'm starting to warm up to it. Anyone else have this feel?
>>321227947
So you're growing up? Good anon.
>>321227947
>Shit art
>Terrible designs
>Idol shit
>Battles dont even look interesting in any way
>Music sounds like shit
Naw man, I'll pass.
>>321227947
It just came out in Japan.
I know there's no romantic social links, but does MC at least get with Tsubasa?
>Game gives you a bike
>Shortly thereafter, Paula joins your party, making the bike useless
BRAVA EARTHBOUND.
BRAVA
And what the fuck was the point of the condiment system?
Oh man, waste a slot to carry a packet of salt instead of just having another hamburger!
When I think about it, this game actually kind of does suck. For an RPG, it has no replay value to speak of
99% linear with no side quests
No party organization to give certain characters priority over others
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You just discovered Earthbound is a shit game
Congrats
at least it's kinda challenging
worth it?
>>321228558
worth what?
the game is fuckin free
>>321228672
no it isn't
>>321228558
are you a bad enough dude to git gud?
if yes, then very
Thought you guys would appreciate our tree this year.
>>321228246
fuck off
>>321228246
Please kill yourself bob, you big fat kuck.
Oh wow, thats awesome.
For anyone that's interested, B4nny is gonna be streaming Q&A and playtesting for TF2's Competitive Matchmaking (which won't be released until Early 2016) on Twitch in 15 minutes
Info we know so far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXmU59cRPq8
For the stream, google "B4nny Twitch"
Wait, is matchmaking really coming? I haven't followed the game in over a year now, but this might actually give me a reason to get back into it
>>321226695
They've been dropping hints in the files for a while now, also watch the video
Bump, stream is about to start
It's nearly Christmas Eve, /v/! Let's sing carols!
DECK
>>321227987
I'd deck that ass with my dick.
>>321227987
>>321228346
Great thread OP.
THE
Enjoying the new update?
Also how can anyone use the stock Minigun after using this?
>>321227853
did they buff it? because that thing used to suck ballllzzz
Stock actually deals damage and doesn't take half an eon to spin up
The new weapon skins are pretty cool though actually
>not using the brass beast
>"hard" difficulty is unlocked only after beating "normal"
>difficulties being locked ever
It's like the developers think they need to protect us from ourselves.
I guess I should just be thankful that some of those games let you cheat to unlock hard mode right away.This is highly recommended for Alan Wake, by the way.
>>321225950
>Play shit in normal difficulty
>Do you want to play on easy?
>>321225950
>enemies can suck your dick
ITT: Useless party members.
>>321227850
She's a lot better in Golden. She's the best party member for non-boss battles.
>>321227850
this asshole.