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>tell people I couldn't figure out what I was doing because they were was no tutorial
>go back and double check
>they're talking about the messages on the ground that teach you how to move and attack only
Gee whiz I wish I had a real tutorial like what my fucking stats do, how to level up and maybe a little message about multiple paths and being aware of your surroundings or something
or you could try not being retarded
>>323945601
>wahhh theres no hand holding!!!!
go back to ur casual shit fgt
>>323945913
Sorry if I like to try and beat games in 201X without watching gameplay first or reading about every mechanic in detail.
I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy this game. Aside from being able to do a pacifism playthrough and the Mother references, what does this have to offer?
How 'bout you pirate it and find out nig nog?
>>323945362
My ISP is strict about that stuff.
>>323945204
just look at this shit, it looks like a cartoon made for 4 year olds, dont you see anything wrong about adults getting hyped about stuff like this?
western civilization is truly doomed, open the fucking gates, bring on the apocalypse
>the year is 2007
>your second xbox 360 just RROD
What do?
idk, buy a ps3?
>>323944609
Open it, replace the heat sinks, close it.
Towel Trick.
Meanwhile, in cyberpunk /v/.......
I would post a witty comment but the government in my district forbids it
rock station has no rocks
Have you ever wondered how it would feel to stick your dick into a Schriebmann port?
Can someone tell me what this means?
I mean, this already came out didn't it? I never looked into it because I don't have a Wii U but i thought this came out.
And if it did, Why is everyone labeling it as a 'Standalone'? Is it not already a full game or something?
Bayo 2 originally launched in NA for standard price ($60) but it also included a new port of the first Bayonetta to Wii U. This is a reduced price version with just Bayo 2.
It means
>scalpers BTFO
>>323943764
The Wii U port of Bayo 1 is probably gonna keep the price on the original from dropping.
I still have to buy it actually.
A HUNDRED DEATHS AND I STILL CANT EVEN GET PAST THE FIRST BOSS
FUCKING FUCK THIS SHITTY ASS NIPPON CUNT WEEBO GAME
>>323943461
You are literally what's wrong with gaming
Really dude?
I'm pretty bad at Dark Souls and even I beat it.
This is coming from a guy who had to summon for the later half of the game.
>probably the easiest boss since gaping dragon
Yeah, this has to be bad, nobody is that bad at videogames
What is the most depressing video game you ever played?
>>323943014
idk probably GOW 3
MGSV
Undertale
ITT: rpg/jrpg characters with gimmicky meme powers
I'll start
>>323942949
>sexy girls that tears shit up with her bare hands better than most guys do with actual weapons
>not the coolest shit
Fuck right off.
>>323942949
whats the gimmick? she is just the monk of the game.
as >>323943372 pointed out, FFVI is filled with gimmick characters
Kane from Command and Conquer was behind the events of the last game you played, using it to further his and the Brotherhood of Nod's goals to eventually dominate the world. How fucked is everything now?
>tfw neo-/v/ doesn't know who kane is
Not that much, he probably got his share of the Big Score to fund more Nod activities.
Pretty fucked.
This was actuallyemotional.
LIS Thread? LIS thread.
What ending is canon?
>>323942872
Forgetting Chloe. Not sure what she did, but she pissed off the universe.
>>323942872
Doesn't matter, new game takes place in a different location with different characters.
YOU, the player, get to choose the true ending to your game
>Overwatch is going to be a competitive FPS
fps games are competitive by nature
>>323941839
>posting cropped porn
>>323941839
Blizzard bought Major League Gaming, and hired the former bigwig at ESPN. They are most likely committing financial suicide, but they are trying.
City connection
>>323941321
Mother 1
super mario rpg
Super Mario Bros.
I wish I could be more hipster with some game not as many people have played but SMB is really one of the best.
http://pressa2join.com/hitman-now-a-truly-episodic-aaa-game-with-major-live-events/
>“We decided to take the full leap and publish HITMAN as a truly episodic game experience, part of that decision is for that little bit of extra time to ensure every location we release is at the quality level fitting for a HITMAN game. But the main driving reason is that this will allow us to create a living game that will expand and evolve over time and establish a foundation for the future – this is the first game in a storyline which will continue and expand with future Hitman games.”
Why would you fucking do this?
Because Final Fantasy faggots bent over and let Square ram their cock into them (episodically) and now they're going to do it to everything else.
>>323940108
>Life is Strange is episodic
>FF7 is episodic
>now Hitman
>all 3 are being published by Square
> Mfw I thought they couldn't ruin Hitman any more than they already had.
> I was wrong.
Well why haven't you bought a Wii U yet /v/? Do you really want to miss all these great EXCLUSIVES?
Where do you wanna go with this thread?
Inb4 sonyfag and xbone jelly shit posters
>>323940048
you're trying too hard
Guys I really want to like The Division. I want to buy into the hype. But these watered down mmo-esque games never turn out like they're advertised. And it's fucking Ubisoft.. Division thread I guess
>>323936660
At least the new Ghost Recon kind of looks like it might be interesting...They'll fuck it up.
>>323936660
i bought a dirt cheap beta access code on g2a. if youre genuinely interested like i am i think this is the safest bet for your wallet.
>>323939549
>safest bet for your wallet
>not pre-order the physical copy on Amazon, get the code on the email and then cancel the pre-order.
Nigga you stupid?
![Dark_Souls_Cover_Art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K5bEU6e.jpg "Dark Souls Cover Art[1]")
