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>these are the people they hire
FUCKING GAMESTOP thread.
>Braid
cmon i understand all the other shit
but Braid?
seriously?
>Try to buy game
>qt3.14 at counter puts disc into a shit case
>hide power level so I won't lose spaghetti
>leave with spaghetti intact
Fucking Gamestop
>>324264461
When will girls stop pretending to like games?
They do it for attention from beta makes, you can't prove me wrong, I dare you.
haha
>nintendo
>in charge of not censoring things and treating their audience like adults
>>324780387
Thankfully I'll never pay for that game.
>Ninten[redacted]
>new XCOM 2 enemy is another female thing with tits
Firaxis knows what they're doing.
>Makes the game "diverse" and "inclusive", avoiding unnecessary criticism by armchair feminists.
>Creates an additional level of creepiness to the alien forces.
>Gives fuel to the fetishists.
Indeed.
>>324264308
I'd neutralize her, if you know what I mean.
This game is looking better and better by the hour and I didn't even like the first one
>first boss can't be killed
>lol no you were supposed to die!
>finally get around to making a character
>character creation is shit
>has berzerk meme characters in it.
>fight second boss
>lol no you were supposed to die XD
>rest of the game is fucking awful
>You do nothing but run around and kill shit.
>occasionally dealing with this meme story about your heart being stolen by a dragon
>basically ripping off kingdom hearts
>artificial difficulty everywhere
>meme dialogue and references to tumblrtale
>LOL ASSRISING WOLVES HUNT IN BACKPACKS XD
Why do people like this pile of steaming dog shit again?
>>324263298
>first boss can't be killed
>lol no you were supposed to die!
You can actually defeat the Manticore if you git gud
>fight second boss
>lol no you were supposed to die XD
After you land a few hits on him it enters a cutscene in which you lose. Not quite the same as being killed.
You have terrible opinions.
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>>324263298
1. You can kill the Chimera.
2. Great b8
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>>324263259
that's mine
How do people justify Witcher 3's awful gameplay?
Usually along the lines of:
>B-But it's pretty
>B-But it has 200 hours of gameplay
Yes, boring dull gameplay.
The leshens were my favorite monster.
>But first, let's talk about parallel universes
>build up speed for 12 hours
>>324263432
did he speed that up or did he actually fucking let it sit there for twelve hours?
this nigga broke through multiple parallel universes and bent time itself just to beat a mario level with as little jumps as possible. he didnt even do it with no jumps, he still had to jump 0.5 times
Good
>Fire Emblem is now pure otaku trash
What a fate worse than death.
>>324262946
No
Hector died because he was shit and got wrecked by generic soldiers lol
Will the Imperium of man ever be free of their hateful xenophobic ways? general Warhammer40k thread.
please take in our tyranid refugees, kind humans. We are a race of peace.
>soulstorm is unplayable for literally 9 months with the devs sayi g the bugs aren't bugs
>soul storm is just the dark crusade campaign recycled with worse voice acting
>dRk crusade multiplayer was also unplayable but bad a great campaign
>people legitimately think ss>dc
>>324262885
Sorry Tau, while the Inquisition cowards draw breath there can never be true peace.
Should I buy Witcher 3 or Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen /v/?
>>324262616
Dragon's Dogma desu pham
>>324262616
dragon age 3
Witcher.
>be me
>get to second town (encampment)
>game throws fucking giant snake boss fight at you while you are like literally level 3
>cheese the snake and finally beat it
>go back to first town
>lizards in sewers that can fucking one shot you
>get quest in Witchwood
>there is no Witchwood on map
>look it up online
>go there
>easy as shit wolves and bandits
>suddenly, bandits that can one shot you and take 50+ hits to kill
This is the kind of shit console trash consider good? This feels like a beta that they are still trying to balance. No wonder this game flopped so hard. Would it have really been that hard to just have leveled enemies?
>what is no level scaling
lazy effort my man
you're supposed to__________________________________________________increase your level first__________________
I'M A SCATMAN
youtube nostalgia thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw9JAS9ryXc
>>324261502PARALLELUNIVERSES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
>E3 2014
>Nintendo announces a press-only 3DS reveal roundtable
>media won't shut about it being Majora 3D
>everybody is worked up and anticipation high
>hear it's an Intelligent Systems game
>hype is beyond real now as everybody thinks it's a new Awakening-style FE game
>game is unveiled and it's this
>hype insta-killed
>Internet immediately goes on a tirade bashing the game for everything they see wrong with it
>"the visuals look like playskool crap"
>"who the fuck is this marketed for?"
>"I don't care about literary characters!"
>"Steampunk is dead"
>"where the fuck is Majora goddamnit?!"
>NOA markets the game regardless and does a decent job of getting info out there
>hires well-known and established VAs to do the voice acting
>game utilizes 3DS capabilities fairly well
>demo drops and people who bother seem to like it, but game is still largely panned by the media and gamers
>Nintendo announces lots of add-ons and perks to entice players, including amiibo functionality with Fire Emblem
>game gets pretty good reviews, but the biggest gripe is the "enemy turns" issue
>this becomes the central focus of the game bashing
>game finally launches and sells a measly 300,000 copies
>Nintendo patches out the issues with the game very quickly
>hosts tournaments to push the online deathmatch mode
>drops price of the game to $30 to push sales
>it develops a small, dedicated fanbase for a few months
>slowly forgotten to time
>game quickly drops to $15 bargain bins, one of the only first or second party Nintendo 3DS titles to do so
>Nintendo buries the game so deep over the course of the year that nobody even remembers it exists
>focus shifts to Splatoon and, learning from their mistakes, Splatoon goes on to become a multi-million seller
>Splatoon is now a guaranteed "forever IP" with the likes of Mario and Zelda
>Steam is not even mentioned or referenced in Smash 4
>it will forever be a forgotten Nintendo game
...it's actually really good, guys
>>324260197
I still contend that if this game was given a little more development time, had a more dedicated/varied online multiplayer, and was moved to the Wii U with HD graphics... all the Nintendo fans would still be playing it today.
That and the blueballs reveal absolutely did not help. Nintendo shot themselves in the foot with that one by hyping up that stupid roundtable. EVERYBODY thought it was going to be Majora's Mask 3D. NOTHING would have looked good after dropping the bomb that we weren't getting a Majora reveal.
>game finally launches and sells a measly 300,000 copies
If only.
>>324260197
should've been a Wii U game. 3ds has too many options and this game didn't stand out
Has /v/ played the GOTY 2016 yet?
You liking raising-sims don't you?
Im not big into r peguh maker games mind disclosing its title?
RJnumber?
After a lot of work I managed to get my hands on Star Wars Battlefront III and wanted to share the infamous cancelled game that I'm sure many of you wanted to play.
I know not everyone will get the chance to play this immediately, but over time I expect the modding community to be able to change that.
The game build works on Xbox 360 Development kits, XNA kits, Test kits, and any 360 that can use RGLoader (which makes it be treated like a Development kit) so if your 360 is modded you can get it working via RGLoader.
Some important notes
-Xenia the 360 emulator will crash if you use it. It may work in the future but for now it does not.
-Default.xex and bf_gold.xenon.xex act the same as far as I can tell but I'm likely wrong.
-When booting you'll get a purple screen. It's cool just hit the Start button and wait a moment and you'll get to the title screen.
-Expect poor framerate.
-Expect bugs.
-Expect crashes/freezing.
-Expect anything I didn't list here.
I have made both a Mega upload and a torrent for this build. I would prefer you use the Mega link unless you wish to use the torrent to seed. I will not be uploading the game to Mega again after it's been removed (if it will be), so once the link is down there use the torrent.
The game build: https://mega.nz/#!zQUj3LqL!4T4MRLn9YnU3fDE6wsvp6xGavNlrROFl0a2DFpDX_CE
The torrent: https://mega.nz/#!ORtQEJQK!M3wX9s1uSnzpQUvtrJQhbo0nKqDaiCEvmE03jLJZ3b0
I am currently processing a short video of the game once booted, and will post or edit when the link is available.
I hope you all have a nice time with this, some may be mad at me but the story behind this build is a disaster and not releasing it will cause more issues than anything else.
Sincerely - ProtoFaggot
>>324636860
welp, just waiting for someone with x360 to confirm it
thanks anyway OP
Bumping this shit
>>324636860
SOMEONE TEST IT QUICK
