Why is this game so fucking condescending and pretentious?
Every time I complete a challenge mode, it rewards me by saying a bunch of condescending shit like "what, did you expect a reward?" and "good job, keep going" and "clap, clap, clap."
I found every secret in the main game, in which it let the protag ask a question and each time they give the most pretentious ambiguous answer of all time.
The game is fun but why the fuck is it trying to be anti-fun?
also most innovative shooter etc discount at piratebay etc.
>>332047507
its a lot of 2deep4u ironic shit
it's just the style of the game, big reason I didnt bother buying it
it's a puzzle pretending to be a FPS for people who aren't fast enough to actually just play FPS games at arena FPS speeds
>>332047507
I want to punch the writer every single time I play this game.
SUPER
Moxxi's revolver or Mordecai's sniper?
>>332047098
explain, is it a reward from a side mision?
>>332047195
Yes. You have to pick which you wanna give booze to
>>332047263
dammit, I knew I needed to do some sidequests
im in true vaul hunter mode, with the commando
why everyone is bi in this game? holy shit
Will there ever come a time when a open world modern city game allow you to enter every building you see?
Hopefully no. Unless there's something of note, there's no need for that. It'd be like how LA Noire was a freaky accurate reproduction of 1947 LA but there was no real reason to explore it. That shit's a waste of time and resources.
nope because modern video games are shit
>>332045356
It'd be cool in a destruction based game. Think Red Faction Guerilla but on a bigger scale.
Okay /v/ I've been contemplating for awhile now, should I get a wiiu or ps4, (already have a PC just need to get it shipped to me)
>>332045143
Yes you should kill yourself.
Do you like censorship? Get a Wii U.
>>332045205
K thx man
>mfw I realize how to parry in Metal Gear Rising at the last boss of the game
This is literally one of the most poorly explained mechanics I've ever seen. NO WHERE does the game tell you that, (A), parrying is an essential part of the game, and (B), you perform a parry by tapping the left analog stick forward and mashing square. I even replayed the first level again to make sure it wasn't just me being a dumbass, literally all the game says is that you're supposed to run forward and attack to parry, which is a blatant lie. Why is this allowed?
>>332044982
Yeah it's not explained well but if it took you to the last boss in order to figure that out you're dumb.
it's in the tutorial
Are you retarded? I can understand not figuring out dodging because it isn't necessary but really?
Is it just me or is the combat in Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne really I guess the word would be... mash R1 and trade damage randomness?
I haven't played either game yet admittedly (platinum'd the first two games and beat demons souls though) but even watching good players on Twitch like Peeve who know what they're doing, it just always looks really random like they're just mashing R1 and trading damage then healing after almost every small-medium battle.
If you watch dark souls 1 combat it's a lot more calculated and precise and doesn't look like two DSP's just bruteforce tanking it and hoping they are the one with more health at the end of it all lol.
It can't just be me who sees this and it really turns me off playing either DS3 or BB.
Alright... well, keep mashing I guess bros :)
>>332045349
Will do, keep being fucking retarded.
>good players
>twitch
anon...
>Dead Space was great!
>Arkham Batman games are super cool!
>Resident Evil 6 was awful trash! I know because the internet told me, I'll never play it!
>>332043843
fuck you i loved playing arkham asylum...
>>332043843
>Modding is bad
>Muh sexism, muh racism
>Invasive DRM like having to be always online in single player games is a-ok!
>>332043843
>Morrowind is good
Can I interest any of you anons in some Rocket League this evening? I've played with some /v/irgins before and it was pretty chill. Any game mode is fine.
Steam id: The Fightin' Hemingways
Profile couldn't be found. It even takes me to your page with the correct user ID but still nothing.
>>332044956
I'm not sure why it's not found for you, but drop me yours if you can.
>>332043694
I love this game
Hideo Kojima has already begun development of his new project, this conflicting with earlier reports that he doesn't even have his new studio yet. Apparently he's much farther in initial development than he was letting on, which still isn't anything substantial, but interesting and totally in his character nonetheless.
Reedus is also confirmed.
>you thought the ruse cruise was over
But a Kojima Silent Hills is still totally out of the picture, right?
>we have atleast 2 years of rusing and misdirection ahead of us before we even have a chance of an end
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>>332043867
Someone deliver me from this hell
Shin Megami Tensei, I am you, and you art I.
I am your shadow, your true self
>>332042659
Atlus, I'm already a demon
>>332042782
Except when I need to brag my exclusives against Sony and PC.
When that happens, Tokyo Mirage Sessions turns into a beloved, highly expected title.
>>332042659
ALL I WANTED WAS MAJIN TENSEI 3
WHY FATLUS
WHY
What are some good PC games with an ancient east asian theme? Chinese preferred but Japanese is okay too.
I'd run through Jade Empire again, but I was so thorough in my first two playthroughs that I really have nothing left to do in it.
Say what you want, but MoP had great zone design. It captured the oriental feel perfectly.
>>332044002
It's really not that difficult to mimic oriental architecture in a game.
But actually designing a game around the mythology is a lot more difficult.
There's tons of games that use Greek/Roman mythology, and even quite a few that use Norse mythology, but relatively few that have anything to do with Chinese mythology.
>>332042029
Replay and have a cousin threesome anon.
Has anyone had any trouble with ordering games off Play Asia? First time I tried to order it, it came back as credit card authorization failed. So I sorted that out with my bank and got it cleared to send it to Play Asia. They then sent me an email saying they would be on holiday until the 28th, but my order was recieved and would ship then. Today I get emailed that my credit card needs verfication.
>Please be informed that we are unable to process your order as of the moment. Kindly enroll your Credit Card to verified by Visa so we can proceed with your order. Activating VBV to protect you against unauthorized purchases when shopping online is quick and easy. It added security to ensure that only you can use your Visa card to make purchases online. It’s easy to activate for your existing card, and it’s free.
>Through the bank that issued your Visa card, set up your verification method and activate your card in just a few minutes. They may allow you to choose between setting a password or using a code sent via text message to your mobile phone. Upon activation, VBV protects you at every participating online store. Check your transaction details and confirm that the instruction is what you have agreed with your card issuer. Follow the instructions to complete the transaction.
That is the text of what they sent me. The problem? My card is verified, I already have that security added. Also, the bigger problem is that I didn't use a Visa. My card is a Mastercard. Which they should know, considering I paid with that.
I'm getting worried. The charge for Play Asia is still pending on my card, so if they don't sort this out in the next day I'm cancelling the order.
I did some research after this, they seemed like a legit company at first, but now I'm reading all kinds of things online about how they're nothing but Chinese scammers.
>>332041987
I've never had an issue before with them but I've always used a Visa.
Sounds like an automated message that gets sent when your card doesn't get verified correctly.
Your best bet would be to email support but with them on holiday until the 28th, they probably won't get back to you until after then so cancelling the order would probably be for the best.
What did you order from them?
>>332043074
>What did you order from them?
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Saikyou Package. It was still in stock when I ordered it. Now their page says out of stock. I don't know what is happening anymore.
>>332043247
That's the english language version right?
And under your account it says "processing" and not "preorder/backorder" or "order shipped" ?
So i missed out on the wii and wii u. Just got a wii u from my sister with a bunch of kids games. Been dicking around with mario maker and i biught a link to the past on the VC. Just curious as to why this thing has failed. It seems like an awesome system. Playing the wii is a bag of dicks.
Mass market donf want to buy a console for kids games.
>>332041616
yeah no, it's because the average person can't tell the difference between a wii and wii u
>>332041616
I can see that. But it has games that arent for for kids. I've heard great things about Xenoblade which i plan on picking up.
There exist people that still don't own a PS4. I mean my god there is even a version with a wood grain finish. You just can't do that on Nintendo or Microsoft.
In case anyone just got excited, no, there is not one with a wood grain finish. They're just shitty stickers you can buy.
>>332040974
PS4 has no games, unlike the Wii U and Xbone which have pretty big libraries right now
>Make your PS4 look like an Atari 2600
I'd be disappointed, the 2600 has games.
[H] XCOM Enemy Unknown Complete Pack (includes Enemy Within + DLC) Steam Key
[W] offers, possibly factorio
H 10 dollar best buy gift card
W Knife of Dunwall
>>332040589
steam is id/weirdson
>>332040854
bump