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Greentext your cringeworthy gaming stories
>tell my friend he's gotta play Ocarina of Time before he dies
>he's never played a Zelda game before in his life
>force him to sit down and play the game
>he spends an hour just finding the sword
>has no idea how money works
>makes it to the Deku tree
>dicks around for hours and has no idea what to do
>have to straight up show him how the slingshot works
>tell him he's got to jump down onto the spiderweb
>spends another hour trying to get that right
>gets to the room with the deku scrub
>doesn't even occur to him to shoot the big eye with his slingshot
>spends three hours slashing at walls
>this man is 19 years old
>mfw he can't even beat a dungeon I beat when I was eight
nice blog kid
Did you jack him off afterwards?
>>332970449
>when I was eight
I beat that dungeon when I was 4.
How does a 19 year old man have this much trouble? Was he new to video games in general? He sounds new to video games, or maybe the kind of person who only plays Call of Duty.
The ruse.... Is not over yet.
Sp dlc to be announced this friday, hold on to your pants. Two dlc planned:
1- the cut content, which is around 5-7 hrs long with lots of replay value
2- early stages of a much substancial yet linear ( a la mgs3) map which will be the bridge to the new mgs. Its been made by the new team to test the waters.
>>332970386
>1- the cut content, which is around 5-7 hrs long with lots of replay value
>it's just the same fulton everyone missions you've been doing since the start of the game
There's nothing to do in this game anymore.
>>332970386
Just let it go
>>332970578
I'd still but it if they added more locales and gear.
Let's wait eagerly and talk about Ace Combat 7 and how great it's going to be.
How the fuck do you play ace combat? I don't understand the fucking controls.
>>332969623
This is /v/, we don't like video games here.
We especially hate ones that aren't out yet. We just KNOW they're going to be bad.
>>332969623
Haven't played this series since 5.
I need to play the others already.
Forgot how much I liked 4 and 5 though.
Since nothing was up, here is one. Steam Trading Thread!
[H] Humble Bundle leftovers:
Shadowrun: Dragonfall Director's Cut
Star Wars™ Empire At War: Gold Pack
Shadowrun Returns
Nuclear Throne
Renowned Explorers: International Society
Broken Age
Outlast
Murdered: Soul Suspect
Payday 2+DLC
>>332969561
>using shitty DRM
>>332970250
All of them are unredeemed humble keys. So, they are steam keys. What are you even saying?
Want: Rabi-Ribi
Have: What do you want?
>Many people on /v/ bitch about the "Halo Casual FPS generation", i.e., kids born around the mid 90s who may've had Halo as part of their childhood (if their dad let them play M-rated games)
>Most of these people who complain about Halo were born in the late 80s, and think they "narrowly avoided" growing up with Halo because they were 12-14 when it came out, and "my childhood was over by then!!!11"
>Never mind the fact that teen years are still counted as "growing up" - nope, childhood is all the growing up you do in life.
>Late-80s borns claim that when they were 7 years old and playing shooters like Doom, Quake, etc., they totally understood them. "Us 7 year olds, we were the Doom Generation. Because fuck people who were 17 when Doom came out, they weren't the prime audience for it like we were."
I cringe at this type of posting you see on /v/, it would fit better on Buzzfeed or Facebook. If you're in your mid-late 20s, you and your friends are still considered "Halo kiddies". There's a 95% it with your friends on your 56k modem while skating and listening to Avril lavigne.
So stop whining about the "Halo casual generation" "invading" /v/, because it already did a long time ago. Saying you were born in the late 80s and didn't grow up with Halo is like saying George Zimmerman is black.
>>332969460
bump
I'm old enough that I'm kind of embarrassed to admit my age, and I don't mind Halo at all. It's a fun game. It was a great time with friends.
I think a lot of criticism of Halo from the "babby's first shooter" camp comes from insecure people who built self worth in "beating" games, and saw something they identified with disappear from a post-Halo world. I have to wonder if you see more of those people in other genres these days. The one whose insincerity and rage appears when a game is "too easy" because they can't find self worth in beating it.
I never got this meme either OP
Halo CE was released over 10 years ago. most of the "kids" that played it were around 6 to 9 years old, even older. These people are now in their late teens/early adults and, somehow, /v/ has a problem with this.
Did you even try while photoshopping that? Or is this your high school computer class homework?
:O
I don't want to believe something that ugly, but I've been disappointed before.
What went wrong?
No sequel
No secret operations which was MoH's trademark, instead fighting in squad.
You didn't play as Jimmy
>Max's _____ tastes like ______
Shitbox
Shit
>>332967757
kiss
Sweet cherry with a smell of freshly ironed shirt
>>332967757
game
garbage
There's a game in the next post. You should join it and have fun with us.
http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kIjf&k=e8C
Check this out, let's make this one quick
get in now, you know you want to
Bump
3/12
itt: games only you played
Hunter's Pride, a game so obscure you aren't even gonna fucking google it properly.
You played as some kind of alien lion and had to go through several levels of running through grid based fields killing other alien lions and getting food to keep your health up as it drained constantly, while on a constant timer that lasts the entire game in the form of your age.
>>332968070
Sounds pretty cool. I've been looking for Tokyo jungle like games. What console?
>>332968378
msdos You aren't going to find it.
Alright, souls veterans. Dark Souls 3 is around the corner. What it's gonna be for you?
Pokey or Slashy?
>meme souls
>>332965562
I'll be using a Claymore, and the Dancer's enchanted swords.
>>332965562
Pfffft c'mon OP pokey
Is your country often being depicted in video games or have characters from there?
Finland
No
Egypt
Yes, many, many levels/stages/etc.
Not too many remarkable characters though
>>332965475
Why is Akari crying?
germany yes
Did you buy any video games today?
bump?
I went to the flea market and game store today and got this for ~$15 with a $30 trade in at the game store.
I haven't gotten any video games since the middle of last month.
Looking for hardcore gamers to play hardcore games such as ArmA 3 and other hardcore vidya.
If you fulfil of the hardcore criteria then stop by
https://discord.gg/0uTFsQ55jVXGddQ2
Announce how hardcore you are.
Bump for some glory.
>>332965265
Bump for autism
WE NEED MORE ARMA 3 FRIENDS.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fG8GRUbATM
>ESP has a backwards cap like Ness
>there's a Wheel Module for the Mecha
>MOTHERFUCKING MIRROR IS BACK
GET
FUCKING
HYPE
Y
P
E
>>332965069
>a video for a simple picture
>>332965069
>That shitty redesigned hat.
No thanks.
>>332965069
There's already a thread about this with a better quality picture of the case.
>>332958045
