On Friday I saw a Nintendo of Europe Employee leaving the Nintendo of Europe headquarters in Frankfurt, Germany. He lost a piece of paper and after he was in his car and has left the street, I picked up that piece of paper. Apparently it is about a new Nintendo Direct happening next week!
Sadly it has no concrete information on it, but just a list of games that will be shown. Here it is:
1. Super Mario Sunshine HD - Wii U - July 22nd, 2016
2. Fire Emblem Fates - Nintendo 3DS - May 20th, 2016
3. Hyrule Warriors Legends (DLC) - Nintendo 3DS - May 12th, 2016
4. Picross 3D: Round 2 - Nintendo 3DS - June 10th, 2016
5. Kirby: Planet Robobot - Nintendo 3DS - June 10th, 2016
6. Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Nintendo 3DS - April 8th, 2016
7. Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Wii U - June 24th, 2016
8. Mini Mario & Friends: amiibo Challenge - Nintendo 3DS, Wii U - May 2016
9. Pokken Tournament (DLC) - Wii U - Summer 2016
10. Star Fox Zero - Wii U - April 22nd, 2016
11. Star Fox Guard - Wii U - April 22nd, 2016
12. Splatoon (new content) - Wii U - April 8th, 2016
13. Super Mario Maker (new content) - Wii U - April 20th, 2016
14. Lost Reavers - Wii U - April 28th, 2016
15. Terraria - Nintendo 3DS, Wii U - May 27th, 2016
16. The Book of Unwritten Tales 2 - Wii U - May 10th, 2016
17. Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE - Wii U - June 24th, 2016
18. Minecraft Story Mode - Wii U - May 2016
19. Super Meat Boy - Wii U - Spring 2016
20. Mighty No. 9 - Wii U - Spring 2016
21. Limbo - Wii U - May 2016
22. Monster Hunter Generations - Nintendo 3DS - July 15th, 2016
23. Disney Art Academy - Nintendo 3DS - July 15th, 2016
24. Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past - Nintendo 3DS - August 2016
25. Metroid Prime: Federation Force - Nintendo 3DS - June 24th, 2016
26. Paper Mario: Color Splash - Wii U - August 2016
27. Project Zero 4: Wii U Edition - Autumn 2016
28. The Legend of Zelda: Lands of Exodus - Wii U - 2016
You really didn't need that bullshit story to go with it
>it's a namefag posting nintendo leaks thread
Nintendo don't do directs on Tuesdays.
Let's see here.
>weapons do shit for damage
>zero satisfaction when killing
>glory kills interrupt gameplay
>zero map design from the 2 maps we have so far
>no rocket jumping
double jumping slows your movement speed to a crawl
>cannot jump forwards, backwards or side to side on double jump
>SLOW AS FUCK MOVEMENT
>demons are retarded
>hack modules are basically mini perks (one of them even shows your enemies through the walls)
>inconsistent damage numbers on shotgun
>press F to win the game (the game is a melee fest)
>shotgun, shock rifle and snipe are the only weapons worth a damn
>HASTE pickup gives you AIM ASSIST massively it might as well be an aimbot
>mantle
>recharging grenades
>2 weapon limit
>60 FOV (probably have an FOV slider in retail but it should have been included in the BETA)
>absolutely zero soundtrack in-game for fuck sake an ambient soundtrack would have been sufficient
>gay announcer
>WEAPON LOADOUTS
This is bullshit. All they need to do to make this game great is amp up the movement speed by about 12%, remove the fucking retarded demon pickup, make weapon pickups vary on each map and balance the weapons overall. What a boring mess this shit is. I hope on retail for any of you who pre-ordered it or plan on buying get maps that are much more open. These 2 maps are so goddamn claustrophobic, especially with the 60 FOV. This game was designed around consoles.
I am really enjoying the BETA, anon. I'm sorry to hear that it's not what you were expecting.
So essentially you want Quake Live
And this /v/ is what a millennium baby posts like
Need to be 18 to post here son
Say what you want about FF13-2, but it has one of the best vocal tracks in video games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w45JNgQgijc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfmupLRxxM8
>>333037881
The only thing good about XIII-2 was Serah's boobs.
>not my hands
>>333038116
That wasn't even made for the game
ITT: 10/10 games
>pic not related
>>333037983
10/10 literally translates to "personal favorite"
>>333037983
Ur a funee gay
JUST9 days left
>>333037686
I was actually looking over that wooden thing last night and the textures on the background area are some ps2 shit. It is fucking crazy how bad it looks.
>>333037686
Oh look, another post complaining about the graphics.
Ah well, the game still looks great, and will look even better on my $3000 PC.
>>333037997
>and will look even better on my...PC
Thats what we thought about DaS 2.
Turns out the early footage was just bullshots.
/v/, I love the souls games. Even DS2 is pretty good, if weaker than the other ones. But why do you guys play them? I'm personally in it for that electrifying feeling from killing a tough boss, you feel so fucking powerful.
Just killed Vicar Amelia and watching my whip smack her back and forth while she's staggered is etched into my mind. I love these games, and why do my soulsfags like em too?
murdering people in their own game
Exploration and fashion.
I'm a masochist.
She keeps wrecking me, pls help.
How do I win? Sometimes when you shoot her during her attacks, she doesn't always get staggered. I have found this boss ridiculously hard, every boss since this one has been beatable in the first 5 tries.
Am I the only one having trouble with her?
Throw pebbles
>>333037356
Abuse her with the whirligig saw.
shhh
lady maria is sleeping
When will this "no games"meme end?
when will this "defending yourself from PCucks" meme end?
>>333037331
why do you need two fallout 4s?
>>333037380
why do you need one fallout 4?
Losing all your hard worked progress
Corrupted save file when you've almost finished the game
dying at the goal
Who will you bewhoring outfirst?
your mum
>>333037258
your mum
fuck off shill
What are they thinking with this art?
ITT: Characters there was nothing they could do due to online lag
ITT: "Villains" that did nothing wrong.
AWWCAMARNThe only thing Phil has ever done wrong is generally be shitty at games and blame anything but himself for failing
Is this a good game?
It's better than Zestiria and has a cute loli.
It's better than Xillia and Zestiria
One of the better modern tales games
yes, even better if you haven't played the first
Anyone else having this problem?
>GOTY
No, I didn't buy it
PM'd you the fix, bro.
>>333036721
I bought Wolfenstein, loads of people are having trouble. Game is suppose to be released in a month.
https://community.bethesda.net/community/doom/doom-2016/doom-closed-beta/
>Demon's Souls comes out half a year early in Jap, with a full english version available.
>Everybody cool with it.
>Dark Souls 3 comes out 3 weeks earlier in Jap.
>Everybody loses their mind.
Stop being such pussys, you impatient millennial fucks.
DeS also was the most niche game of the series, and not one of the most widely anticipated games of the year.
It's also been proven that DaS3 has also been fully translated and early copies have even been given out like candy to whoever proclaims themselves a 'streamer'. The only reason for its late release is fiscal year jewery by Bamco.
Basically, you are a good goyim op.
This whole "gotta explore the game with muh COMMUNITY" meme is pretty dumb
Just play the game without constantly browsing reddit on the side
I played both Dark Souls and Demon's Souls years after the initial release and it didn't take away from my enjoyment of the games in the least
>>333036535
>This whole "gotta explore the game with muh COMMUNITY" meme is pretty dumb
> played both Dark Souls and Demon's Souls years after the initial release
How can you say it's dumb "meme" if you've never experienced the wonders of Souls threads in the first week after release?
This is honestly one of the best JRPGs I've ever played. Why did it take me so long to discover this series, it's amazing.
Let's have a Legend of Heroes thread.
>>333036067
Because you didn't browse /v/ when we had threads about it everyday after its release.
>>333036067
>Why did it take me so long to discover this series
Because the PSP games in the series looked awful. This is the one Persona 4 "influenced" game that actually managed to pull it off right.
Laura best girl