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what pc racing game lets me FUCKING DRIFT
>>333307898
That would be Drift Stage. Not out yet though.
GRID
>>333307898
Why do you keep making this thread?
Who else regrets their Wii U purchase? Haven't been interested in anything since Sm4sh and Splatoon.
>>333307631
Pokken is really good, and Starfox comes out this month as well.
What games do you currently have on your Wii U?
I got mine refurbished for 199, so I'm happy with my purchase. But if I paid like 350 for it...yea I'd be a little pissed.
I don't really regret it because I'm too busy for videogames these days
I'd regret buying one of the other consoles more, no real interest in the low quality trash that is popular like Dark Souls, Persona, AssCreed, CoD, Fallout etc.
>>333307874
MK8, Bayo 2, NSMBU, 3D world and DKCR. All I want now is the new Zelda 2bh.
Can someone explain to me why CSGO is so popular?
accessibility without an extremely low skill cap
thriving e-sports scene
skins and shit with drops to keep people playing
everyone else is already playing it
it's like why everyone and their mother on steam plays dota except in FPS form
>>333306871
low system requirements, relatively cheap, almost no learning curve
>>333306871
skins and gambling. that's literally the only reason
look at how much the numbers jumped when skins were released , i think the average amount of players was around 50k
Meanwhile in 90's /v/ mansion...
Ok, faggots, who uninstalled G-police?
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS SHITTING ON THE FLOOR?
>>333308231
>uninstalled G-police
PEOPLE HAVE DIED FOR LESS
Why is this allowed?
>>333306696
Am I reading this right?
Is Jam a fucking Chinese laundromat owner?
>>333306696
Jam has been shat on ever since she got into Xrd. She got hit by the Nerfs all the way to the bottom of the tier list, she's useless to the plot, she still doesn't has her restaurant back and now ger English voice (and therefore subtitled dialogue) is that of a stereotypical broken English chinese cook.
Is Xrd worth getting for PC now?
Before
>Top tier cyberbullies shitting on subhuman LPers that produce god awful "point camera at TV screen" LPs, unregistered hypercam videos, etc. Weren't afraid of using words like "gay" and "retard". Slowbeef even had the balls to call a girl a "dumb slut". Oh, and they were just plain funny. "You can make these fat guys bra straps snap too, I think."
After
>Apologizes to SJWs and tumblrinas for their past slurs. Now wag their fingers at people for the "wrong type of humor". Don't make fun of LPers because they don't like when their fanbase to go after people (even threatens to block people that do) and now they hide past videos if they're asked to. SJWBeef was anti-GG and Diabeetus is now just a flat out c.u-c.k. Also just really lame videos like Retsufrash, because really, who cares about really old Newgrounds flashes? And the less said about their "hilarious commentary" over old video games, the better.
https://youtu.be/Ow---AaOIEo (Here's SJWBeef defending Dina. The infamous Mighty No. 9 Community Manager.)
>John Bergman: You know what's funny about this situation, 6 months later? Dina turned out to be a really shitty community manager.
>Retsupurae: Not really.
http://atheistsagainstrp.tumblr.com/post/34377116616/my-problems-with-retsupurae-part-4-homophobia
What happened?
JUST
No one cares.
>>333306570
There comes a point where you realise there's more to life than amusing 14 year old faggots by being edgy online.
Generally happens in your early-mid 30s but you realise you don't want to make it to 40 and still be acting like an asshole to get lols from literal children. Not to mention you realise it's going to be over soon anyway because once you're too old, the joke is really on you, because no matter how good you are, it'll look pathetic and sad to be a grown man making fun of autistic kids online.
Sure, some retards will say you sold out, but fuck it, it has to end at some point. And in time they'll realise it it too, and cringe when they remember being mad that two grown men didn't keep playing court jester forever and ever just to please them.
But in the meantime, because you're still a child, you will post the same thing each day because you see their abandonment of cyberbullying as a betrayal. And it makes you ask yourself if cyberbullying is acceptable, and you hate that being asked, because deep down you KNOW it isn't, but having to face that might ruin your lulz. So keep it up. Never stop. Prove me wrong. Get married, have children, get a full-time job, and tell me being an epic troll online is still worth your time.
>Grab a video game box
>Post the tagline on the back
>/v/ guesses the game
Starting off
>Your mind is the ultimate weapon
>the difference is night and day
>Rub, poke and squeeze! Over the top NUDEFLASH!
>>333306337
Chess Master
Describe your perfect dream game.
>>333306321
______ by Platinum Games
>>333306321
A fast paced action game involving mini-tanks similar to the Metal Slug or Bonaparte from Tank Police.
You'd be able to fully customize your tank's appearance, attributes and weapons as well as the operator appearance. Combat would take place in urban settings or arenas with destructible environments. The tanks would have various weapons(both melees and long ranged) and abilities such as being able to run on the side of buildings, jump from rooftop to rooftop and so on. I'd call the tank Treadnaughts or something like that.
>>333307374
Sonic by Platinum Games
How do you balance this guy?
stop making 7+ str cards
by playing a better card game instead
>>333306235
Destroy a minion that was not played for its normal mana cost.
This game was clearly designed to be played on a controller. That's why theres:
>no movement mechanics (double jumping requires zero execution)
>fixed max movement speed
>no rocket jumping
>no plasma climbing
>2 weapons max
But even then, the game is still missing core fundamentals even if it's a pseudo arena FPS
>audio mixing is terrible, footsteps are difficult to hear
>forced mouse accel
>forced 60fps max
>no demo's / replays
>visual clutter (shaders and post-processing up the ass, full screen recoil etc)
>no dev console
>no SDK
>stupid fucking perks that give you wallhacks
You'd think since they made Quake 3/Live, they'd take a look at what worked and what didn't for even the fundamentals in FPS game design.
>>333305778
>modern reboot almost nothing like the original
What a shock
>>333306146
Please point out where I said it should be the same as the original.
I'm saying it's missing out on FPS fundamentals that got sorted out over a decade ago.
>>333305778
>audio mixing is terrible, footsteps are difficult to hear
Maybe you should take the dicks out of your ears
>forced mouse accel
Must be the way you're moving your mouse. No one moves it in a straight line at even speed.
>forced 60fps max
I thought pc gamers estimated 60fps as the ideal experience, no?
>no demo's / replays
it's a beta, jesus get over it
>visual clutter (shaders and post-processing up the ass, full screen recoil etc)
You just have to get used to it
>no dev console
Are you a developer that you need one?
>no SDK
Are you going to complain they aren't releasing the source code too??
>stupid fucking perks that give you wallhacks
hey it makes the game more fun and approachable. If you don't like them, then don't pick them up.
>mfw I cringe remembering when many people on /v/ (including myself) were hyping up the "return" and "new golden age of WRPGs" thanks to Kickstarter
>mfw all of them ended up mediocre and terrible
Let's break them down, shall we?
>Shadowrun (Dragonfall and Hong Kong)
Gender and race selection literally don't effect the game in a meaningful way
Linear as fuck
iOS menus and design
Terrible combat
Nobody uses the creation tools because the games suck
>Wasteland 2
No true role playing thanks to the shitty party system
No replay value due to the shit tier character building system
Energy weapons are complete shit even with the best ones equipped
Certain poorly designed combat sections make you resort to using LAWs and RPGs to win (the brothel)
>Pillars of Eternity
Lore dump dialogue
Bland and boring setting
Terrible, nonsensical balance (no combat for EXP but the game is full of trash mob combat)
Party relationships are complete shit (party members never do their own thing aka acting like real characters and not just your combat slaves)
>>333305690
>>Nobody uses the creation tools because the games suck
I remember when people where saying mods will fix the game! Heh.
>>333306463
Well you can't really mod it. You can only add shitty premade content.
let's keep posting the same thread over and over again
>Zelda franchise will be long dead before Link looks like this in a mainline game
>>333305593
>make demo of Twilight Princess remade with HD graphics
>4 years later it finally comes out but it's literally just the original gamecube graphics
>link will never look like a boy again
its more than possible if the nx is where they say it is
but they wont do it
they'll go for some artstyle
>ITT: God tier level design
>Dark Souls 2
>Good levels
HUE HUE HUE
>>333305623
Put a better level, then
Literally 2 deep 4 u
>"I wanted to establish Konrad as a cultured man," says Williams. "So I had him quote the poet Charles Simic -- 'Everything is teetering on the edge of everything.' To the best of my knowledge, not a single person got the reference. In fact, if you Google those words, most of the results are about Spec Ops, including one called 'The 50 Best Video Game Quotes of All Time!' which is an absolute travesty."
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2172-no-trans-characters-6-realities-writing-video-games.html
Books are soo 1916
Get with the time #grandpa
>Devs try to make their characters to be smart, funny, handsome, etc
>They base the character off of themselves
>>333305163
>the video game writing is bad meme
God this article is cancer.
Honestly, watch a movie, then play a game, no fucking different in writing quality for the most part unless you are watching a 10/10 classic by a auteur.
Overwatch: Non POL-SJW Edition
>what are you excited for?
>what platform are you getting it on?
>who is best girl?
Get in here anon's
>>333305092
D-Va is best tier.
>>333305092
Nothing. Game is boring shit.
>non pol
so cuck thread then?
