>Game Codes
Main Lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks with all new DLC and 200cc!:
4584-9410-2777 (lobby name is /v/eekend 3.0)
--Frantic Lobby (higher freq of powerful items):
6415-1175-2608
--Mirror Lobby
8033-6549-7779
--Teams Lobby
9950-7090-1141
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter our main lobby code "4584-9410-2777", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave & you'll get in
--Returning racers:
Go to "friends" from the online menu & view "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code
3/12 get in here niggers
4/12
4/12
How come there are no good Zelda rip-offs?
>inb4 dark souls
fuck off
>>333758401
darksiders
Does The Binding of Isaac count as a Zelda rip-off?
>>333758401
Literally every protagonist with a sword in a fantasy setting is more-so a Zelda ripoff
Also 3d dot heroes is influenced by the NES LoZ
>>333758360
found this gem used for $20 last week. Best investment I've ever made in vidya. This game is a masterpiece.
A deadly shinobi ask you to let her play with you.
What do?
PlayDodgeball.
>>333758283AYO HOL UP
>>333758283
>deadly shinobi asks
I don't think I get to refuse
Okay /v/, it's time to decide once and for all, which boss is the best, across all games.
>Demon's Souls poll
http://strawpoll.me/7328057
>Dark Souls poll
http://strawpoll.me/7328133
>Dark Souls II poll (1/2)
http://strawpoll.me/7328270
>Dark Souls II poll (2/2)
http://strawpoll.me/7328298
>Bloodborne poll
http://strawpoll.me/7328378
This list took me a long time to make, if anyone cares.
...bump
This made me realize how awful DaS2 bosses were. Demon of Song had a cool design/theme, I guess.
>>333759087
Demon of Song looked too much like a penis to take seriously. As far as DaS II bosses go, I think the Burnt Iron King or the Pursuer were probably the best.
Toppest of keks.
http://www.destructoid.com/let-s-stop-pretending-we-re-heroes-353094.phtml
Who would actually pay money to read this shit?
>>333757791
Reminder that these sites get most of thier clicks these days from pissed off gamergaters. Just ignore them, Destructoid is dead.
>>333757791
That's some weapons grade pretentiousness there
>>333757791
>http://archive.is/4dZbX
FTFY.
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This is how Ukrainians see Sherlock Holmes.
looks like don draper
>>333757783
Jon Hamm?
>>333757783
What video game is this
Since the last thread was going so well, I figured I'd make a new one to continue the discussion.
Is a 'western' feel to the game a bad idea? According to one anon the soundtrack doesn't sound like the old 'space epic' stuff and instead sounds like an old western movie or something.
Well, no more Mass Effect discussion tonight I guess.
Is the new girl cute?
>>333758978
She's supposedly a blonde Miranda body wise. As for her face I don't think anyone really knows due to a complete lack of pictures.
What is the Naruto of video games?
And by that I mean is a gateway gane of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the game's world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
The game is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /v/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>333757489
smash
>>333757489
League of Legends
Kingdom Hearts
Kek it was all just for a fucking car commercial!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPnTa1UJPEI#t=29
A FORD?!
Hayter is the biggest cuck in history.
Just let it fucking go, man.
did this air on TV?
Good games for when you're feeling depressed/lonely?
Bonus points for games you can play without volume so you can listen to music as well
Can't go wrong with pic related
>>333757059
Get lost in a virtual world.
Go play Oblivion with some graphic overhauls. Comfiest game ever made.
>>333757254
>>333759346
Both good suggestions.
I totally forgot Animal Crossing existed, haven't been to my town in over a year.
I also haven't played more than a couple of hours in Oblivion so it should be pretty easy to get lost.
Didn't see one and I want to hype.
>Favorite Star Fox
>Favorite character
>Worst Star Fox
>Will Star Fox Zero beat Star Fox SNES and 64?
Get in here and get comfy.
>Favorite Star Fox
64
>Favorite character
Slippy
>Worst Star Fox
Command
>Will Star Fox Zero beat Star Fox SNES and 64?
Yes.
>Star Fox 64
>Wolf or Leon
>Command
>Considering that Zero is based on the foundation of 64 and will heavily expand on what worked, then it's gonna be the best Star Fox game no doubt.
>>333756662
>Favorite Star Fox
N64.
>Favorite character
Falco/James McCloud.
>Worst Star Fox
Adventures.
>Will Star Fox Zero beat Star Fox SNES and 64?
It has chances.
So why aren't you playing it right now?
meme game
It fucking sucks
A 6/10 good. I rather play a Zelda game than a clone t b h.
Gentlemen, how do we stop this grim future?
>>333756490
>please Rob me the webm
>>333756490
>/v/ is full of kiddos who weren't around when the Walkman first came out and how weird it was to see someone walking around with headphones
Jesus
kick those faggots in the mouth
Tell me,/v/. Is this game worth the money or is a turd?
The graphics are nice but look generic.
Is the gameplay worth the money?
So it's so shit that nobody in /v/ even interested in playing it?
>>333756476
>turnbased
>>333757021
aw, come on. surely someone in /v/ have play this game before, just because of the graphics in the least.