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You are trapped in a cave with a PC that contains every single videogame ever made to date and a handgun with only one bullet.
There are two ways to escape, beat every single game or suicide.
What will it be, /v/?
uh huh, more wuya
>>334561698
Die from lack of water after a few days
try again OP
>>334561698
Use the PC to contact other people and ask for help
Why aren't there any good dating sims? Will one ever be made? They're all stuck in this garbage pseudo visual novel format and fucking sucks. There's no real world, depth, choice, etc. It's just shitty 2D garbage in a story that could have been played in a text CYOA book.
Why haven't any devs made a proper AAA dating Sim with like tons of girls, a good open world, depth to choices, and maybe even some fucc. How am I supposed to escape this wretched world and finally get a good virtual GF if there's no fucking outlet to do it on.
Bump
Just go outside retard
>>334561928
Tried that, didn't work.
What's the one vidya song that always gives you goosebumps?
https://youtu.be/a2sOpyF1nF4
Mugen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDflVhOpS4E
this
https://youtu.be/rJ6eGtsgbfM
specifically the part 25 seconds in, that always gets me
makes me wish i could play the piano
If Overwatch actually gave a shit about having complex, interesting gameplay the mobility wouldn't be a single prepackaged skill that just takes you from point A to point B, it would be a set of things. Surfing, bunnyhopping, projectile jumping, grappling hooking, skiing (tribes-esque), walljumping, etc.
But retarded console kids can't grasp any of this, so we get 'Press X to teleport away'.
Did you guys know the general consensus in neuroscience is that humans' brains evolved to their unprecedented relative size and complexity because of movement? Simply because bipedal movement is tough and you need a lot of computation to do it efficiently. That's why we have the most efficient gait in the animal kingdom and can run for longer distances than any other animal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting#Persistence_hunting_in_human_evolution
Fun fact - brains in general evolved for the sake of movement. There is a species of mollusk which has a brain. It swims through a river until it finds a rock it likes, attaches itself permanently to the rock, then digests its brain because it has no use for it any more, being immobile. https://www.ted.com/talks/daniel_wolpert_the_real_reason_for_brains?language=en -
We're the only animal that practices recreational, unconventional movement just because we enjoy experimenting with new ways to move. Dancing, it's called. And ActiBlizzard gives us a button to press that just teleports us to where our class is supposed to be. It's all about the destination, not the journey. The fleeting satisfaction of correctly placing yourself in the best location without any of the forethought, work and expertise required to get there safely and quickly.
There is nothing but the button. Press it, monkey.
learn to counter tracer
>>334561525
Except that there is a character who can sticky jump, and another that uses a grappling hook, so you've not only outed yourself as not playing the game, but made yourself look legally retarded at the same time. Research first, then shitpost.
You sound like those SJWs, trying to police your thoughts and views as the only One Truth. Fuck off. Let the peasants have fun with their peasant game. Not like we care.
>He complains about lack of PvP
>Doesn't adventure with the Dried Fingers activated
If you didn't use dried fingers for 50% or more of your playthrough, you're a casual.
>he plays Souls for online deathmatch
what do they do again?
I have never uses these nor I know how they worlk.
So the developers of Nosgoth a game I really enjoy playing. and many others!
Well the dev's is closing the game with a really bad excuse. And some guy is trying to get enough signatures to try to save it.
Please sign up here
https://www.change.org/p/squareenix-don-t-shut-the-nosgoth-servers-down-on-may-31st?source_location=petitions_share_skip
i am glad to see this game die
>>334561481
suck a dick
>So the developers of Nosgoth a game I really enjoy playing. and many others!
sure this is real sure it is
/v/eekend tourney thread
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rage
FFA
Starts in 3 minutes
First for you all some ugly ass niggas
>>334561485
underage b&
>Start holding off the waifus with my dog partner dead
>Communication error
Why was this game forgotten so quickly?
>>334561215
>Why was this game forgotten so quickly?
the shill money ran out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M4RwGwQslM
>>334561215
built from the ground up for DLC rather than sold as a complete game.
>>334561215
I got the game on release and never played it more than 2 hours
/v/ Do you guys have any experience with "Toon-Town" ?
>>334561102
I wasn't young or autistic enough when it was around.
It's not still around, is it?
>>334561102
I played the shit outta that as a kid.
Didn't they shut down the server not too long ago?
>>334561102
I played it a long time ago. I still have a shit ton of the trading cards and newsletters in a drawer somewhere.
As much as I enjoyed it, I've never been able to get into any other MMORPG for some reason. Probably the rise of pay to win/pay to skip grinding.
Fashion souls right now! Post what you're wearing!
>>334560958
What is this? Fucking Bloodborne 2?
Was Star Fox Adventures really that bad?
THAT'S
>>334560704
It turned me into a furry. I got cured, but I can't forgive that.
>>334560704
it was just not a conventional "Starfox" game.
If Nintendo reskined the game and gave it another name people would have loved it.
let's get some saturday night FEEEEVA going
Who would enjoy Hisui's cooking the most?
bumping with the only thing i have
When's Melty come out on Steam? 4 days?
>>334561605
the 19th
Does "so bad it's good" apply to video games?
Deadly Premonition
>>334560354
i've had more fun with big rigs than a lot of games that were better made, so i suppose that counts
>>334560354
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty
It's a fucking terrible game but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
Convince me why your favorite game is good without using the word "fun" and I'll make a vaporwave track out of it.
Faster tracks usually make better vaporwave than slower ones.
Solid level design. Fluid controls that work almost perfectly and make speed running the game an integral part of it by introducing the time relics. The music is also fantastic.
You'll make a vaporwave track out of what, exactly?
>>334560240
>Vaporwave anon is back
Alright. Best soundtrack to date took the modification feature from the previous game and perfected it. Memorable to the point of it being one of the better releases of the franchise and damn fun to play on any occasion.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70HFC8jNUT8Its actually pretty good to see you back anon enjoyable to say the least and I want to hear more of your content.
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUFUCK. YOU.
git gud
I've been stuck on this boss for 2 days now. WITH SUMMONS
>>334560469
dont summon people with armor, go for naked guys with high dps weapons, specifically dark sword
likewise if you feel ballsy enough to try on your own, its all a rolling game, just attack in between your rolls when theres a chance.
