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>Final boss is a DVD logo
>>344633553
>Final boss is a DVD logo
>He kicks your ass up and down the block even on normal difficulty.
Shit son, this game.
What should I start with if I want to get into bullet hells?
>>344634838
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>first round everyone goes DPS
>no tanks
>no support
Fine I'll go healer
>we win the round
>NOT A SINGLE FUCKING UPVOTE
>second round
>everyone goes DPS
>I go Genji
>"we need healer"
>"I need healing"
>"we need healer"
meanwhile i''m wallclimbing and shit not giving a fuck
>no one goes healer
>we lose round
MFW
Why didnt you go healer, you dumb shit. Obviously you where at least of some use as on.
>>344633496
As long as you aren't last pick, you aren't at fault.
Softlock first and you can play whatever you want, in my book.
>>344633606
This desu. You gotta softlock what you want or else it's your fault.
Whats a good Weeabo video game series to get into?
What about that alchemy game? I remember people talking about that
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ys.but if you suck then nepu works too
Yakuza or Persona
for that definitive "it's like i'm actually japanese" experience
Do you consider yourself a "gamer"?
No.
i play lots of games, so i guess so. the term gamer doesn't rly trigger me like it does some spergs here
>>344633267
Yes, I consider myself a Gamer.
I'm fueled by Monster Energy and powered by Razer. ;)
What wentright?
I do not know, the game is not out yet
No Mans Sky is just Space Engine with animals and less screencap porn
>gameplay videos barely show anything about the game, despite the devs promising "many" features
>"we don't want to show you anything because we don't want to spoil things"
Pro-tip:This game is going to be the next Spore.
Why aren't there good ninjas in vidya anymore?
>that filename
Couldn't you have at least changed to to be less cringey.
Also because Ninja Games are dead.
>>344632798
I am lazy
But why
Nioh
So /v/, why do you play as a healer?
>that feeling when you just barely out-heal the incoming damage while your tank sits at 10%
>that feeling of just barely saving someone who has already given up on surviving
PVP healer players need not apply, you cockblocking jerks
I want to impregnate an Elin
I want OP to consider suicide
>PvE only healer
What are you, a faggot?
I played a healer because I had to. I wanted to play a hybrid with its healing capabilities mostly utilized to keep itself alive while pummeling things into submission. Yes, WoW and Ret Paladins.
I'd heal during raids but it was hardly exciting. Sure enough, sometimes it felt rewarding when you knew you had saved the tank with YOUR heal. PvP healing, on the other hand, was a lot more fun since you actually had to move around and mind your own HP.
However, I don't like healing because of how useless you are without your damage-dealing friends. Friend offline? Have fun sitting in a city or taking a minute to kill one normal mob. I'd always be buying gear for the alternate damage specs so I could just switch when I wasn't doing PvP or raiding. These days I either DPS or play a tank if it involves doing actual DPS and the tank class is good in PvP. Being a tank that can also do damage and PvP is a fuckton of fun.
Do you think somebody competent will ever make a new space RPG or has that well been poisoned?
>>344632059
CDPR sometime after they are done with the Cyberpunk game(s).
Some new guys.
Unless one of the small, autistic German studios stop creating smalltime medieval RPGs and go for a new genre, those are your options.
>tfw Star Citizen was supposed to be it
>somebody competent
Shame.
>>344632353
Uh, no, Star Citizen was *supposed* to be a wing commander clone, then they went apeshit with stretch goals.
24 HOURS
>>344631883
FUCK OFF WITH THIS STUPID GO DAMN FUCKING MEME YOU CUNT
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IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU NEED TO GO DO RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKING LISTENING SHORTSTACK? BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL "PROTOCOL: FUCK YOUR ASS", OKAY LISTEN BITCHBOY AND LISTEN THE FUCK GOOD BECAUSE IM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, COCKGOBBLER. YOU GOTTA GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, WIPE THE CUM CRUST OFF OF YOUR SHORTS, SHAVE UP, BUCKO, ITS REALITY TIME. GO TO YOUR LOCAL TOYS R' FUCKIN US OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY ARENT ALLOWED AFTER FIST FUCKING ALL OF THE ANIMAL DOLLS WITH YOUR LIMP DICK. NEVERMIND THAT SHIT MEME QUEEN, GO OVER TO A WAL-MART NEAR YOU, HOPEFULLY ONE YOU'RE NOT BLACKLISTED ON BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO MEET THEIR DISGUSTINGLY LOW STANDARDS, I MEAN IM PRAYING FOR YOU BUT IT AINT GONNA HELP. GO TO THE AISLE WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUCKING SILVERWARE, GRAB A SPOON, PLANT THAT SHIT ON A CRACK OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE YOU WERE SUCTION CUPPING THAT "FUCK ME BUM UP ANNIHILATOR 30K' THAT YOU USE TO TICKLE YOUR USED AND ABUSED SORRY SHIT EXCUSE FOR A PROSTATE, AND JUST GOD DAMN FALL RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, DICK FIRST, I CALL IT THE SEINFELD SPECIAL BECAUSE AFTER YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WISHING FOR THE WAR ON TERROR TO KILL COMEDY, BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING BODY TO EVER LIVE IS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR FRESH JEW-CURVE YOU FUCKING PISSANT
I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE. I WANT TO DESTROY YOU. I WANT TO BREAK YOUR FURNITURE AND YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS, I WANT TO SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG. I WILL SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG, ASSHOLE. AND WHEN YOUR DOG LOOKS AT ME AND ASKS "bark" IM GOING TO ASSFUCK IT.
I WILL BURN YOU. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU. I WILL END YOU. I WILL FUCK YOUR DOG.
>stunning cunts
>>344632017
i see you got the joke they meant to convey.
very good anon
ITT: Villains who did nothing wrong and you agree with them
I tried very hard to pay attention to Skullface's monologue and I have absolutely no idea what the fuck he was trying to do.
A "language of nukes"? What the fuck does that mean? People communicate with each other by nuking stuff, otherwise absolutely no communication occurs?
Skullface is a fucking dipshit, and you are also a dipshit, OP.
So how's that empire coming along /v/?
I'm trying to become King of Britannia and I'm breeding the royal dynasty to be all dwarfs
>>344631129
My perfect Strong, Attractive, Genius 7 Virtues Crusader Holy Knight son moved to someone elses court in matrimonial marriage (or whatever its called when the wife is the family name) so I had to kill his wife using plots
Then he came back and seduced his mother and became my most hated rival, before having me thrown off a tower
Demons souls is a boring, unfinished, uninspired kings field derivative with a less imaginative director who didn't really know what he was doing.
Dark souls was somewhat more realised and interesting, but still lacked focus and was generally uninteresting due to a huge rushed schedule.
Dark souls 2 is a polished, quality game that bought back core values of what makes games like this truly special, and I for one congratulate the team and Naotoshi Zin on accomplishing that.
In this thread we list things Dark Souls 2 did that were far better than Dark Souls 3. I'll start:
>Chugging Estus immobilizes you, and the heal isn't instantaneous meaning trying to chug while someone is sticking close to you will result in death
>Stamina regeneration is tied to weight, so a character at 10% burden will recover their bar faster than a character at 70% burden, giving an advantage and a reason to make a low burden character
>Poise exists and armor provides relevant, but not overpowering damage reduction, giving an advantage and a reason to make a high burden character
>Phantoms and Dark Spirits cannot chug estus, spirits can only heal via spell useage which is slow. This makes fighting outnumbered even without mob assistance possible since any damage you do sticks.
>Can only perform four rolls before running out of stamina
>Can only perform 5 attacks of a rapier or straight sword before running out of stamina
>Parrying has longer recovery frames and consumes more stamina, making parry fishing riskier and makes parrying require higher skill
>Power stance allowing for unique combinations of dual wielding and unlocking an alternative moveset for weapons
>Being able to use the full moveset of a weapon in your off-hand including running, rolling, backstepping, etc. attacks rather than just being able to do a basic R1 swing and blocking with the weapon as it is in Ds3 (lmao who would ever want to weapon block)
>Non-linear first half of the game allows you to rush straight to the areas of the game that contain the items for your build
>Fun PvP covenants that were unique
>Bell Tower covenant providing two unique optional areas to PvP for Titanite Chunks, Slabs, and Twinkling, making farming for upgrades fun
>Bonfire ascetics to replay bosses you like and or gain items from NG+ and beyond without grinding through the whole game again
>>344631095
You could at least try.
>>344631217
bonfire ascetics also makes being invaded in areas you've already cleared possible.
is this worth $19 ? it's cheaper than it was on the steam sale.
19? Sure, if you like Bethesda's other games.
But don't pay a penny more.
>>344631260
ahhh yes
>>344631317
Most certainly.
Megaman is for...
>>344630492
DED SERIES DED GAME
being dead on the moon.
>>344630492
That is a very lewd Rock in that pic I want to cuddle and spank his shota butt
Tell me about her /v/, who gave you that warm feeling during those cold winter evenings?
>>344630351
obligatory
