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>Arkham games remastered
Holy shit I can't be the only one hyped about this. Some of the best games last gen.
what is there to "remaster?"
I'm a console fag, and this is too much
I really hope you are.
What went wrong?
Nothing you shit
My "review" of Memetendo
posting in a children's thread
he buys expensive Fischer-Price toys
Iwata
a failed businessman, the trick code monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and dying. Brava Iwata, brava!
Reggie
a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson fils-amie?'). he knows he's the least popular employee and desperately tries to fit in by making Reddit-tier jokes
Miyamoto
an over-the-hill "developer" weighed down by his talentless cronies. only makes simplistic video games because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'The Nintendo NX' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. He will eventually go the route of gunpei yokoi , shrivel up and die at the ripe age of 80
Bill
the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters away on social media on while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual devlopment budget money.
Sakurai
the only dev showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown Nintendo.
I like how Memetendo is a company founded upon innovation, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from miiverse if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the company has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, put on puppet shows and make bad facebook memes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
>>338220780
Are you autism personified
What is your favorite mission?
Two Betrayals
>>338219957
the covenant
The Silent Cartographer
Meanwhile at Balamb Garden /v/....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSt-fNv5d68
*shitposts loudly on Balamb Garden's message board*
Why were schools fighting each other to the death?
Who would willingly send their children to schools who also fight each other in bloody battles on saturday nights?
This is a japanese witch
And OP is an american pedo weeb living in his mom basement.
IT'S POPO'S TURN
>>338219607
Best witch, to boot.
>inb4 1000 year sexual frustration fags
Your favorite witch did everything wrong.
Since everyone agrees that Neptunia is a piece of shit in every way shape and form, but yet, it will never die.
How would you improve Neptunia?
>>338219235
I don't agree that it's a pos in every way shape and form, and I certainly don't think that it won't die.
>>338219235
Aslo make Orange heart the main character now
>>338219594
Also a mini game where you can shower her with your cum.
How was this dlc? any good? Or should i just not bother? What does it add?
>>338219174
If you liked the base game then get it, if not then don't. It's the same mediocre combat but with good writing and unlike the main game, the story is actually pretty damn original and interesting.
>>338219174
It was complete shit just like the rest of the game. Play a good game, like Bloodborne or Uncharted
>Game 2
>Game 2: Tagline
Which do you prefer?
SHOCKERRRR
>not Game II
>People think 90s Spider-man was good
....Whatever....
That's a nice room.
Rinoa worst FF girl
The game should have been about Laguna
Why does Nintendo literally do everything except make games, these days?
Run out of ideas
Their new games fucking suck
>>338218579
Of all the companies you could say this about, why Nintendo?
Not that I don't agree that there's been a decline in quality in the company, but literally every other game company is more guilty of it.
>casuals who cant handle csgo play overwatch
>>338218449
>can't handle RNG and shit server ticks so they go to another game with RNG and shit server ticks
>le csgo takes skill maimai
>implying csgo has even a modicum of difficulty
pff
What videogame character would you like to have as a son?
He already has a loving father
>>338218024
Nobody, children are money/time suckers.
My wife's
How well do the first two Zelda games hold up by today's standards?
In short, I'd like to see them remade, overworlds and everything, but as 3D games.
ive never even played them. i can say the oracle of ages/seasons + ALTTP hold up well
The first game is playable with a guide, the second one is tough as shit.
I have never been so fucking sick of cutscenes literally at the beginning of a shooter until I tried Max Payne 3 a couple of minutes ago. I liked MP1 and MP2.
I ctrl+alt+deleted out of the fucking game in the middle of a cutscene because I couldn't take it anymore. What the hell were they thinking?
Holy fucking shit.
>i can't play this videogame because of the cutscenes
I don't think a casual like you could handle Max Payne 3 anyways.
>>338217937
>"handling" Max Payne 3
It's a slow-mo/shootdive game that is extremely easy because you can headshot everybody during the slow-mos.
Max Payne 3 is a casual game.
>>338218141
If you only tried it for the first time a couple of minutes ago and quit in the middle of a cutscene, how would you know about the gameplay OP?
Caught you out, shitposter.
>pay for multiplayer game and season pass
>super hyped
>it's dead in a month
What games do this
>>338217795
battlefield:hardline is the only one i can think of....
>>338217982
Titanfall
Brink
Call of Duties post MW2 on PC
Star Wars Battlefront
etc
