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>/v/ tells me Free Cities is good
>Think "owning a bunch slave girls could be fun"
>turns out it's really boring and nothing much happens
Why does /v/ have the worst taste in porn games?
>>339034639
>He plays porn games
Why do you have the worst taste in games?
>>339034818
Cuck
>>339034818
>he posts on /v/
Why do you have the worst taste in online activities? why aren't you playing a game right now?
What was the point of this character?
>>339034473
To show us how big of faggots chinks are. Who wouldn't give it to this hot cougar and possible sex deprived cake?
>>339034473
To explain to the west how pathetic the Japs are.
>"lol christmas cake jokes"
That's it.
Games only you played.
I played it and finished it. Underrated as hell.
>>339034005
Can't remember if I ever finished this.
You marked the targets with a stick and then they were assigned to buttons, right?
I honestly WISH this game was more played.
Where did this "Goblins are jewish" meme come from?
>>339033684
warcraft
>>339033684
>Goblins are jewish
Isn't it just "Goblins are greedy"?
Sounds like you're just projecting your antisemitism onto everything dear /pol/.
The "goblins are greedy" trope was popularized by Warcraft.
Who was the last character you directly controlled in a video game?You must now wear their outfit for the rest of your life.
How fucked are you?
Pic related, probably fucked unless I become very wealthy.
>>339033629
Uh oh...
>>339033745
LONDON
Welp.
Instead of bitching about all the stuff that's not in the game. Can't we at least judge the game for what it does have? I agree that ideally the game should have been given at least another year of development time. But what we got is still a fucking brilliant game. I haven't played anything this good since Fallout New Vegas.
it's got my favorite MGS character in it
>>339033569
Shallow stealth that controls well. Repetitive missions, threadbare story. No characters or narrative. Pointless base building a research. You can complete any mission with the starter gun or no guns at all. No difficulty levels, literally repeated missions. The lack of an actual narrative or characters fucks the pacing to a ludicrous degree given the complete lack of plot. Villain's plan makes no sense, his motives are retarded. One of the worst segments in gaming, the jeep ride. Deliberate removal of line, which means what is in the game is terrible and detracts from a game already lacking in characters. Buddy system is a gimmick, open world ruined the formula. The game is basically Far Cry 2, down to the literal collection of diamonds and clearing outposts with respawning enemies.
So just in case you are a retard
What the game has:
>No characters
>Pointless base building and research
>Mediocre stealth
>An open world that ruins the pacing of story and gameplay while adding nothing
>Open world is 90% filler missions that are copy/paste
>Buddy system is shallow, just like the core gameplay
>Villain is literally a retard
>Jeep segment
>No plot
>No difficulty levels only missions that are copy/pasted
>A large portion of "core missions" is just missions you already played on higher difficulties that are not consistent with the challenge you might be looking for
Listen moron, ignoring what didn't make it to the final game does not change any of these glaring problems. When you look at what the game has, it has nothing but shit design stemming from the choice to go open world.
>>339034163
>>No characters
Retard
>>Pointless base building and research
There's a lot of games that you can beat using only the starting equipment. All the stuff you can develop in MGSV is there to add multiple methods of infiltration
>>Mediocre stealth
Better than any the stealth game ever.
>>An open world that ruins the pacing of story and gameplay while adding nothing
I agree with this one
>>Open world is 90% filler missions that are copy/paste
and this one too
>>Buddy system is shallow, just like the core gameplay
It's not. If anything it's too overpowering.
>>Villain is literally a retard
Just because you can't sypathise with someone personally, doesn't mean no one can.
>>Jeep segment
Autism
>>No plot
Retard
>>No difficulty levels only missions that are copy/pasted
Chapter 2 is actually the game on Hard mode, similar to GZ's Hard mode. In chapter 2 your detection range is bigger and guards won't fall for every magazine you throw.
>>A large portion of "core missions" is just missions you already played on higher difficulties that are not consistent with the challenge you might be looking for
>the game has no difficulty settings but the higher difficulty settings are stupid
???
So, why is a PS3 emulator still not available? Except the useless things that can run a couple of homebrews. Please don't tell me "it's hard to make one and takes a lot of effort", the thing came out 10 years ago. Are you seriously telling me nobody bothered to make one in that time? It can't be that insanely difficult. An emu for PS2 came out like 2-3 years after the console release. What gives?
Does nobody really bother because there's no money in it or what?
>>339033521
Didn't some guy crack the source code a few years ago opening it up to rampant piracy?
POWER OF THE CELL
>>339033521
>Please don't tell me "it's hard to make one and takes a lot of effort"
"It's hard to make one" is quite a fucking understatement.
How can people love this ugly woman?
bowser's not a human
>>339033283
Nigga she prute
her tits are too small
Which games make me feel like I've pressed the reset button on my life and I get to relive my childhood? Not necessarily games that came out when I was 10, but games that make me feel like I'm 10.
Games where you control 10 years old kids, I guess?
Uncharted 4
>>339033438
I haven't played 4 yet, but I know there were segments in 3 where you played as 13-year-old Drake. Are there more of those in 4?
Last character you bonded with
Pic related: She's fierce but carries that caring touch that makes me feel like we can achieve anything together.
>base a character off of one of your attractive employees
>still manage to make the character look manly
Can western developers that aren't Polish ever make an attractive woman?
You know it fammy.
i can only jack off to her now, i have literally fallen in love with her
What if the book is your new partner and it's even more tsundere than Midna and Tatl?
>>339032272
The bow is crealy your companion.
>>339032524
What if they're both sentient and they keep arguing all the time?
>>339032272
>Book is your literal guide
>a living being/spirit is trapped inside
>it also represents the gamepad
>the gamepad screen constantly has a tsundere guide constantly yelling at you
>Pharrah
>Soldier 76
>Reinhardt
>Hanzo
>Tracer
>...You
You do want the team to win, right?
>>339032164
Yeah that's why I'll pick Lucio, the superior support
Zenyatta and then we eventually lose because I can't heal enough since I'm more focused on discord orbing people.
But it's okay because no one really says anything.
>>339032537
2 harmony zen when
Alright /v/, I did something stupid.
I bought FIFTY (50) loot boxes for Overwatch, bringing the total amount I have spent on the game to 80 dollars, not including tax. But because I know I'm not the only retard on /v/, I decided to make a list of the rarity I received from those 50 boxes so you other retards out there who can judge for yourself before buying.
1 Blue: 23
2 Blue: 11
1 Purple and 1 Blue: 6
1 Purple and 2 Blue: 3
3 Purple: 1
1 Gold: 1
1 Gold 1 Blue: 3
1 Gold 1 Purple: 2
I am currently level 24, so that brings it to 73 crates opened in total. And this matters because once you get to 50 crates total you really start digging into duplicate country. I had quite a few that all four were duplicates or duplicates and a small stash of gold among the common rarities, but you also get around 2000 coins from the duplciates and cash drops.
Obviously you shouldnt expect a 1:1 equivalent since its all luck based, but this is more less what you can expect if you absoulutely MUST have a skin by any means necessary, and if thats the case then just stay away from casinos.
I've bought 5 packs of 50.
The amount of legendarily were; 4, 3, 3, 4, 3
Yeah, i'm a millionaire, fuck off.
I didn't start running into constant duplicates until I'd opened 150 crates
I've opened 200 apart from leveling-rewarded ones and by now I have 2 legendaries for everyone save a few characters
>>339031974
Thanks for this. Did you keep track of the currency too by chance?
What's the /v/erdict?
>>339031918
Somewhat unique, pretty good.
>>339031918
shit game
A good game.
Not the ultimate game to end all games /v/ claimed it to be, but still good.
It's clearly unfinished.
Why /v/ doesn't support indie trash?
Because that is not Ghost Song
In all seriousness because I don't see a point to many, many projects. Everyone tries to jump on the bandwagon now and indie quality overall has dramatically decreased to the point where some games priced at $20 are not as good as some not-easy-to-find freeware gems from last decade out there.
>>339031793
Why is it so hard for you to set up a proper sentence?
"Why doesn't /v/ support indie trash?"
How about you lurk a few years and work on your language skills before posting again?
BTW that game has very little to do with metroid. It's not just a game of finding items in space.
