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>GET THAT ASS BANNED
>I'LL BE THAT MONKEY
>FUCK YOU, YOU WORTHLESS DRONES
Has there ever been a more based and entertaining streamer?
AFRICAN WARRIORS
>>339472001
I really hope it's an act so he'll stay relevant, nobody can be THAT full of themselves
>>339472001
I'm waiting for the eventual video of him beating his girlfriend on stream.
This is your date tonight. Say hello.
Put some clothes on!
Hello
This is your date tonight. Say hello.
>be demons
>get wreck three times by one (1!) guy
>make up some bullshit about Doomslayer as means for damage control
HELL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>339471846
Was this shit overblown? I think making the demons actually afraid of the Doom guy was a step too far.
>>339471940
You're saying you wouldn't be afraid?
8JDB2WL2
Play my fucken snapmap. You know you've got nothing better to do.I need some feedback if you would kindly senpai
What did you think of it, /v/?
>Story?
>Gameplay?
>Characters?
>Jacob?
>Evie?
>Present?
>WW1 Glitch?
>>339471551
Jacob was an after thought while Evie was the main focus. London is big but it is also so boring.
Story: OK, could have had higher stakes, I guess. Needed more modern day stuff, really.
Gameplay: Good. The complexity of the city was really neat, and it'll be difficult to go back to the smaller, single level buildings from previous civilizations.
Characters: Assuming we are talking about cameos and things? Below average. Since not very many huge assassinations occurred in this time period, the majority of characters were completely fictional, and all the famous historical figures were benevolent guides for our two protagonists.
Jacob: Too hotheaded, not enough character development, turns on a dime after 3 whole missions dealing with the leader of the rival gang. Even after that, still doesn't serious up all that much.
Evie: Also too static. Her main character development is "Well, I guess it's worth trying to have emotions and relationships rather than focusing on The Job so much," when that's exactly the opposite of what an assassin should be.
Present: Some pretty good plot development but there should have been MORE and it should have been interactive.
WW1: Pretty cool but there will never be a full game in that setting now. Would have been cool to be an Assassin Pilot and do dogfighting missions.
>>339472605
This was so obvious that it bothered me over the wholw game.
Essential games that you never played
>Zelda
I dont like weeb games
>Baldurs Gate
any of them
>Morrowind/Oblivion
>Stalker
>fear
>Fallout 1,2,3
Looks shitty af
>Star Craft
Did not play any of them
>Warhammer
shitty af franchise
>Final fantasy
Im not a weeb moron
>Dark Souls
did not play any of them. Shitty combat, Roll + hit only
>Devil May Cry
boring af
I am shitposting in your games threads and you will never know im the guy who never played you fav game. Top kek, gotta love imageboards
>have never played the following
>any final fantasy game
>mother/earthbound
>chrono trigger
>resident evil besides 4
>any legend of zelda game save for a few minutes on oot
>yakuza series
>thief
>any deus ex
Tell me how much of a shitter I am
>im so cool i don't like things
good for you kid
>>339471227
not much, didnt play any of those too, beside Resident evil 4
At least you saved potentially wasted time bro
REMEMBER WHEN YOU PREORDERED ME, /v/?
yes I do, and I hope Splash Damage bombs because you could've been beautiful :'(
I remember I was a broke teen and I was so hyped and so mad that I couldn't play it but completely forgot about it like a month later. I wonder why it didn't survive
>>339471057
No because people like me were getting smart in these big publisher/developer shooters during the cod era and ignored this mediorce game
Funny how it was advertised as some new age cod yet the community killed it by playing it like cod
What's your opinion on Samus Aran?
She should just stick with the zero suit.
>>339470879
other m i not canon muh virtually silent ass kicking woman REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339472175
prime isn't canon haloidfag. ;^3
We have finally did it, bros.
Battleborn™ is officially the most popular game in the world.
Did you literally just paste "Battleborn" over DOTA 2?
I'm convinced. It still counts. Gearbox be praised!
>1,000,000 peak players
>454,000,000 hours
It's been 672 hours since Battleborn released.
A million people would have to spend an average of 454 hours since release to have that many total hours played.
A million people would have to play 16 hours a day since release.
Why is no one questioning this?
Why is everyone bitching about her on the Overwatch forums? Do you think she deserves a nerf?
There are obvious broken heroes like Mei, Bastion, MCreee, etc. And people are only complaining about Widowmaker? Literally what the fuck is wrong with the community?
http://eu.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/17611861644
http://eu.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/17611911402
http://eu.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/17611851785
the entire concept of the sniper class is bullshit. you don't really fight a sniper, you don't have much say in whether or not you live or die, it's all up to them. if they are able to click on your head in that split second you wander around a corner then you die.
widowmaker takes this to another level and is a new level of bullshit than we are used to.
>>339470471
>People spend that much time on arguing about game balance
>>339470664
t. pleb that made the thread on Overwatch forums.
Do you have any videogame toys or merch?
>>339470453
Why is she so ugly? She has a bad case of ferret face.
Every day Hideo Kojima winds up happy clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten, Kojima takes the wind-up key and puts it in happy doll Stefanie's key slot and turns it to make her move, each turn of the wind-up key makes robot doll Stefanie giggle and jitter from the grinding and working of her ticking mechanical clockwork insides that fill her perfect automaton body. Happy silly cooing comes out of her perfect plastic doll lips and her shiny glass eyes light up with joy and cheerfulness from having her perfect mechanical doll robot body wound up by Kojima's hands. Then she gets up and goes about her day to please all of Kojima's fans with her perfect happy Stefanie doll face and clockwork Joosten toy body. Each of her moves brought by the grinding and ticking of the cogs and springs and gears and pulleys and all happy clockwork insides that fill her doll body. And all of Kojima's fans fall in love with her because she's a perfect happy robot Joosten doll and that makes Kojima happy, and nothing makes clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten happier than making Hideo Kojima and his fans happy with her smiley happy plastic face and perfect doll body. That's why she's the forever happy perfect and thoroughly mechanical Stefanie giggly robot doll.
>>339470453
Hitman Absolution chiby Agent 47 figure that I gave to my nephew. The tie is really nice subtle I've had couple of occasions to wear it. The tie clip is just sitting in my trinket basket.
Why is no one talking about this?
>>339470353
>fool me once ...
>>339470353
The first game was interesting but I won't subject myself to that again
People did.
You are late.
Now wait for new infos to show up and the threads will show up again.
>you fell for the pc meme
feels bad man
>>339470340
At least you didn't fall for the ps4 meme
sony's cucking with with another console 2 years later and we even pay for online like pathetic cucks
/v/ is just cruel to newfags.We all fell for the pc meme and 'just delete system32' at one point or another. Chin up mate :)
I wish to talk with you about bad decisions in life, but i must alt+tab to my Valiant.wad playtrough
ITT Weapons you wish were more commonplace in games
>>339470316
What a horribly shitt poleaxe
but I agree.
>>339470316
Sword catchers, sword breakers, and parry blades.
Poisons.
And by that, I mean I want to play as a mad scientist throwing poison at people and mixing potions.
What the fuck was her problem?
>>339470292gentle
>>339470292
I think they were too gentle with her character
>>339470292
Never played her game. Is it worth it?
MODS ARE ASLEEP POSTskeletons
It was worth a shot
>>339470062
Bump
