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Previous >>70764876
Azor Jon!
We already had a thread
>>70764944
This is fucking garbage
Season 5, episode 10:
>High Sparrow:There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery.
>Cersei: A lie. A lie from the lips of Stannis Baratheon. He wants the throne, but his brother's children stand in his way. So he claims they are not his brother's. That filth. There is not one shred of truth to it. I deny it.
>HIgh Sparrow: Good. But these are terrible charges. And the realm must know the truth of them. If Your Grace has given honest testimony, your trial will prove your innocence.
>Cersei: Trial? I have confessed.
>High Sparrow: To a single sin. Others you have denied. Your trial will separate the truths from the falsehoods.
SO THE HIGH FUCKING SPARROW OF THE FAITH OF THE SEVEN IS MAKING THE CHARGES AGAINST CERSEI FOR A MAN WHO FOLLOWED THE RED GOD, AND TOMMEN, KEVAN, AND PYCELLE HAVE ALLOWED IT?
IT
MAKES
NO
FUCKING
SENSE
>>70766296
>skinned face has nose bones and other mimics
what the fuck?
>the red wedding
>the red wedding
>I ran away last time... at the red wedding!
Why wouldn't he stop saying "red wedding"? Did they think we forgot about it or something?
Wait it leaked?
>>70766296
>/tv/ fags will literally watch the leaked episode on a shitty stream on their computer rather than wait an extra hour
Fuggin plebs
>>70766472
Yes slowfag
>>70766349
Ya like what the fuck is Kevan doing?
>>70766437
ya that is the exact reason actually. see also the last seen in the Frey dining hall
>>70766343
That was created while the one marked as "Previous" in OP was already going.
Alsotest spoiler.
>>70766382
The stone behind it has facial structure, not the skin. Sort yourself out.
>>70766490
Was it good my man? I'm gonna wait 30 more minutes because fuck it
Is Davos ever going to confront Melissandre for corrupting and destroying his best friend?
>>70766485
Yeah, they miss out on all that wonderful cinamogonographies. Fuck off, the show is shit, we just want book spoilers.
>>70766571
So they literally carved every face on the stones? Or did arya do it with her sliced belly?
what excuses do you think GRRM makes up when he has to tell his publishers he hasn't written anything for 5 years?
>>70766644
They already carved those. They just set the skin on top of the sculpture. Jesus Christ, lad, you're some advanced retard.
>>70766671
my dog ate it
>>70766296
First for Mace the Ace - the one true king of Westeros.
Here's a quick summary for those that can't watch:
Braavos: Lady Crane finds Arya backstage, takes her home, and patches her up. Also gives her milk of the poppy so time passes.
Riverlands: Filler of bum stuff with (BWB?) randoms that Sandor kills.
Meereen: Varys leaves on boat.
KL Red Keep: Lancel & co. come to take Cersei to Sept, Gregor rips one of their heads off (kinda off screen) and they flee.
RR Siege Camp: Filler of Bronn and Pod play fighting.
RR Siege Camp: Jaime tells Brienne he wants to fuck Cersei
RR: Blackfish distrusts Brienne as he doesn't know Sansa very well and can't abandon Riverrun. Brienne says shit that Blackfish knows already but now trusts her and says: "She's exactly like her mother"... Still decides to do jack shit though.
KL courtroom: Date set for Lancel & Cersei's trial, Trial by Combat banned, and Cersei asks Qyburn about some "rumours" which are claimed to be "much more".
Meereen: Filler of Tyrion, Missandei, and Grey Worm. Old masters arrive on ship & get ready to fuck shit up.
RR Siege Camp: Jaime is now an ultra-cunt and confesses his love for Cersei to Edmure.
RR: Edmure's the captain now and they let the Lannisters in. Blackfish dies off screen and Brienne flees with Pod. (Literally no plot development)
Meereen: Greyworm talks more filler to Tyrion. Dany flies in off-screen and just walks into the pyramid's penthouse.
Riverlands: BWB are hanging Lem & co. but Sandor shows up and demands to kill 2. Takes some shoes while he's at it and confesses his love for chicken.
Braavos: T-1000 cuts up Lady Crane, Arya wakes up and some shit parkour takes place. T-1000 is clumsy as fuck about everything other than running stance until Arya slows down at which point she decides to take a break too. The go back to where needle is and Arya fights her in darkness off-screen. Arya adds CPU to wall and tells Jaqen to fuck off, she's heading home.
Probably missed some shit so feel free to add.
>>70766671
If they don't like it he can take his highest selling series elsewhere. It's that E-Z.
>>70766697
So that house hosts billions of human faces in it? Bravo GRRM
>>70766698
My direwolf ate it
>>70766728
he can't, they already own the rights for the whole series
You faggots thought euron was going to giver her her 1000 ships
>>70766437
same way Walder Frey talked about it... they keep bring it up so retards remember who the even are imo
>>70766785
drogon will burn all of them though
>>70766699
It's the only thing that can save the show if we're being truthful, family.
Did ep 9 leak?
>>70766582
No, it was pretty shit to be honest
STREAM?
>>70767181
It leaked slow fag
https://kat.cr/game-of-thrones-s06e08-1080p-web-h264-exclusive-rartv-t12761431.html
>>70767208
dont post honeypots anon thats just a dmca notice waiting to happen
I stole someone's idea from the other thread and rewrote Tyrion's joke to be more relevant to the story:
>A Lannister, a Stark and a Martell walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Lannister just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Stark picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer. The Martell is murdered by his bastard cousins, who seize control of Dorne without any other House caring about their kinslaying ways.
is it me or has George lost some weight?
this was by far the worse episode of the season
>post yfw when Tommen says you're not allowed doing fucking trial by combats anymore so Cersei has to kill them all / no Mountain vs Hound
Nice fucking show DABID
>>70766825
> Danny Invite the Masters to speak terms of surrender
>Masters show up with most of their army thinking they have won
>They want keep slavery and the city back
>Danny reveal they are the one who will be surrendering
>Masters look confused
>Masters laughs at her saying she has no army
>Danny say open the gates
>100,000 dorthraki rides in and slaughter masters and their army.
>Ships surrender
>>70766296
Stream and chat
Bretty good dot com
>it's a D&D gives people hope with a good episode 7 and then take it away with the shittiest episode of the series episode
>>70767247
Cersei will have to kill Tommen.
screencap this.
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.WEB.x264-mSD.mkv_snapshot_24.31_[2016.06.12_21.27.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qDsUUxS.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.WEB.x264-mSD.mkv snapshot 24.31 [2016.06.12 21.27.21]")
What's that rumor?
>>70767081
Only episode 8
>>70767241
Shit. He is gonna die soon isn't he?
Just don't just lose weight at that age.
well, at least this shitty season is nearly over now, 2 more weeks
honestly though it doesn't feel like D&D have pushed into Winds territory much at all
>>70767317
shit, i was about to ask the same thing
>no Lord Manderly
>I haven't been in a sword fight for years
>literally started a rebellion and captured a castle 5 minutes ago
>>70767317
Wildfire caches left over from Aerys. Cersei burns down Baelor's Sept and kills off the entire King's Landing cast of characters.
what were they thinking with that Tyrion scene ?...
it's all the normies' fault, they loved Tyrion too much and now they shove his witty jokes into every single scenes he's in, why do normies always ruin everything ?
>>70767317
high sparrow fuck little boys
>post yfw you about to watch GoT on HBOGO and post about it ITT simultaneously and poorfags will get BTFO
>>70766485
I watched it in glorious 1080 because private tracker
>he died fighting
he died fighting
>he died fighting
he died fighting
>he died fighting
>reminder it's mostly GRRM's fault
>If it wasnt DABID it would've been someone else getting it wrong
>GRRM is responsible for the major plotlines, no matter how retarded they are
>if all books were finished, the show would follow more closely instead of veering off the tracks through slippery slope
>>70767317HYPE
>>70767317
>>70767317
queen myrcella sleeping with someone other than the king i bet
acestream anyone?
Dany storyline is so shit.
*Swoops in with dragon* YOOOOOO
*Dragon flies away instead of burning up the ships.*
What the fuck
Why does the dragon always leave? Wasn't the whole point of her last one to show she had control?
>>70767230
>not using a vpn
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CANCELED!
>>70766296
not watching 5 mins ahead on hbo go
>Arya wouldn't just stand out in the open like an idiot they said
>Arya won't be running and jumping around immediately after getting stabbed they said
>There must be SOME point to the entire character of the Waif they said
Can this be the final end of theorycrafting, where we accept that everything on the show is what it is, no matter how dumb that means D&D are?
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What do we say to the god of offscreen death?
STICK A FINGER IN HIS BUTTHOLE
>>70767365
Myrcella?
What?
>>70766485
>what is HBO
Lotta cucks ITT...
We watching the night of, lads?
>>70766485
first of all, it's 3 hours. second of all, it's a 4.5gb 1080p web rip.
>>70767374
The ships were burned.OFF CAMERA
>>70767081
yup
>Where is the Blackfish?
>Oh we killed him off screen
OFF SCREEN WTF
BLACKFIST A SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70766296
Her eye blood look really like Stoneheart's
>>70767331
on the plus side, weight loss will give him more energy and might motivate him to actually write something
Where's the stream? I can't catch it on TV tonight.
What rumors was Qyburn talking about confirmed? I'm lost at that part.
GIF ACE STREAM NUMBER CODE LINK URL HYPER
>>70767392
What do we say to the god of good writing.
>Not today
>>70767418
HBOGO
>This episode
I was so fucking hype for this one. How could they fuck up so bad?
>>70767317
>>70767341
>>70767353
>>70767365
it's the wildfire you plebs
ACESTREAM!?
Naked waif confirmed
>>70766827
Didn't you here? Mace will die offscreen in episode 10
Betting on it now, Olenna will join team Dany after everyone in her family is massacred by Cersei
Screencap this, it'll be Dany leading Olenna, Elaria, and Yara next season to take what's left of the Kingdom
>>70767419
the high sparrow is a kiddie fiddler
>>70767387
There is a point to the waif you fucking mong. She killed Arya and now the faceless men have a royal Northern agent to kill someone.
This series sucks more balls than a taiwanese ladyboy in a back alley massage parlor.
Fuck you Dabid NOTHING makes sense. NOTHING. This is beyond ruining Stannis you're ruining fucking every plot left and all the characters are doing things that make no fucking sense at all.
>Hound back for no reason
>Tommen is a literal retard
>Arya survives with magic. Kills the Waif for no reason. Wasted all that time doing nothing before going back to Westeros
>Le meme funny drunk dwarf man xDDD
>COCK JOKES BIG FAT DELICIOUS COCKS DID WE MENTION OR SHOW ENOUGH FAT DICKS YET??
>Riverrun is COMPLETELY pointless does nothing
>Blackfish fights and dies offscreen for nothing
>Jaime is a total cunt who only lives to be on his knees slurping Cersei's cunt
>No cleganebowl
>LSH cut
>BWB is evil now and dies to the Hound for literally no reason; why did they even bring the fucking Hound back?
>>70766296
Great episode. Can't wait until next week.
>TFW new episode doesn't come on HBO go til 9
FUCK
>Arya jump from the balcony
>The Waif come out slowly walking through the front door
>Slowly scan left and right
>Terminator theme start playing
JUST
GET in the twitch chat boys!
hennogarvie/chat
>tfw Game of Thrones is ruined for good
>>70767395
>>70767395
margaery
>http://gorillavid.in/cs1obhj2h5cf#
shit quality but better than some laggy livestream.
4 gb rips. What autism is this?
Does no one on the show remember what Cersei's trial is ABOUT?
Season 5, episode 10:
>High Sparrow:There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery.
>Cersei: A lie. A lie from the lips of Stannis Baratheon. He wants the throne, but his brother's children stand in his way. So he claims they are not his brother's. That filth. There is not one shred of truth to it. I deny it.
>HIgh Sparrow: Good. But these are terrible charges. And the realm must know the truth of them. If Your Grace has given honest testimony, your trial will prove your innocence.
>Cersei: Trial? I have confessed.
>High Sparrow: To a single sin. Others you have denied. Your trial will separate the truths from the falsehoods.
Why the fuck are Kevan and Pycelle happy that Tommen is helping the High Sparrow prove he's an incest bastard?
>>70767444
those are some nice teddies
>>70767457
I'm watching it on HBO NOW right now you stupid cuck.
FUCKING Jaqen always sacrificing himself for Arya.
>>70767419
>Rumour
Wildfire caches leftover from Aerys
>>70767447
What about the white walkers?
Varys confirmed appearing in this episode.
HYPE
Y
P
E
Is the episode out yet?
Is there a torrent?
Fucking confirmed
preview when?
>>70767407
But anon, that's the Blackfish in Lannister armor :^)
>>70767483
HBO GO you stupid cuck
i hope there is no nudity my fucking father is here and he wont move, any solution ?
Arya with Needle vs 20 Good Men with teleportation dogs, who wins?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10470687/
>>70767496
lol
>its a dany episode
Fuck
>>70767300
it's already confirmed that Tommen an heroes.
I love weekly bookfags' meltdowns. Almost as entertaining as the episodes themselves.
Bookfags are more obsessed with the show than they are with the books and Fat Man
>>70767503
HBO NOW*
>more theater shit
holy fucking fuck fuck this fucking show
but theater cersei has some nice titties
>The
>Night
>Is
>Dark
>And
>Full
>Of
>Muslims
The preview for next episode is dope as hell. Jesus Christ.
CONFIRMED
https://youtu.be/0mmx68VmTEo
>>70767527
fuck off /pol/
>nah, I won't go fight for Sansa because reasons, I'd much rather die here in a pointless battle.
>you, brienne. Are a strong independent woman, and would be much more helpful leading an army than me, a well respected soldier with legendary skills
What did he mean by this?
>New York City was mostly business, as it usually is: meetings with my agents, publishers, editors, and of course HBO.
TWOW GET HYPE
>I prefer chicken
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DABID DABID MAKE IT LIKE THE TOTAL WAR GAMES DABID
EVERY SET THEIR CATAPULTS ON FIRE DABID
This better be a good break from all the terrorist shit
WHERE IS ACE
>>70767355
sorry we all watched the leaked ep an hour ago
sound financial decisions bro
Who are the Muslims of the GoT world?
>mfw after that Edmure / Jaime conversation about Caitlyn I thought we'd see Stoneheart
>We don't
xD dabid
>>70767447
>it'll be Dany leading Olenna, Elaria, and Yara next season to take what's left of the Kingdom
>Dany, Olenna, Tyrion, Sandor, and Varys all on the same team in the last season
>they defeat their enemies and the White Walkers using a barrage of quips, memes, and shit speeches rather than through force
that was terrible
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reading Dunk n Egg for this first time, this may be the most comfy thing ever, GURM need to drop TWOW and just keep writing these
>>70767527
Dats racist
shame :^)
rory mccann in opening credits!!!
>>70766731
A wizard did it.
>>70767536
>Implying /pol/ isn't always right.
>>70767444
Why do I watch this every Sunday
It's time lads.
>>70767531
Not even there yet.
>Why is Tommen doing this!?!
Because he's a gullible little boy that believes his mom is innocent. The alternative is him agreeing that he is a demon incest bastard and not the rightful king.
5 minutes in and NOTHING HAS FUCKING HAPPENED
>>70767541
release date announcedin 2018
>>70767538
Hes a stubborn Tully. What else did you expect him to do? Stubborn Tullys never change anon
>>70767544
>>70767503
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hbo.hbonow&hl=en
Stupid fuckers
>>70767515
>Bookfags are more obsessed with the show than they are with the books and Fat Man
they have to be, it's the only thing they've got
Is it me or did they never do this "Previously on GoT" shit before the normies took over?
>>70767495
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:51B6AF04EA4908E06FFF325252997C9BF45E0636&dn=game+of+thrones+s06e08+720p+webrip+2ch+x265+hevc+psa&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
>>70767538
>If you attack the castle Jaime, I will be forced to pointlessly die here failing to defend Sansa's uncle's castle instead of going north and actually protecting Sansa herself
What did Brienne mean by this?
>this stupid play bullshit again
I'm already done.
>>70767234
Top kek.
filler episode lads
>>70767558
episode hasn't even started yet you fag
Wait is blackfish dead?
>>70767612
kek
THRONES YES GAME OF THRONES
>>70767490
that's what i thought as well
>mfw BURN THEM ALL!!!!!
>>70767604
Nigger I use hbo go not now
Jesus fuck
>>70767622
lmao look at this normie
Who else crying?
>>70767622
it leaked an hour ago, you fucking loser
>>70767549
>an hour ago
Try again, senpai.
>>70767550
Dorne
Implying two secondary characters dying off-screen matters one fucking bit. Bookfags, honestly
>>70766296
So Sandor Stoneheart?
>>70767622
its leaked nigga
http://gorillavid.in/cs1obhj2h5cf
>>70767583
the show used to be entertaining. USED TO
what tHE FUCK IS THIS
>>70766437
>I ran away from the massacre of all my family and friends
>that makes me a coward
wew
This fucking bullshit play again
>>70767622
it leaked hours ago fag
>>70767549
>SLASH, STAB STAB STAB, TWIST
>Sprint and flip off a bridge
>Walk down the street
>Some random is able to patch her up
Arya needs to go the way of the Sand Snakes and fuck off for good.
>>70767513
Maybe he an heroes once he figures out he confirmed he was a bastard and vindicated Stannis?
>>70767476
They probably don't know his full plan, but holy shit this is brilliant. The HS will die at the end of the season, but his RUSE is top.
>its a King Slanding episode
>>70764876
>>70764944
>>70766296
> three /got/ generals at the same time
oh my god 4chan get your shit together
surely bravos would all think the lannisters are dickheads going by the amount of money they owe them and not make a favourable play?
I would fuck Lady Crane
Reminder that DnD will have Ramsay die offscreen.
So now that cleganebowl is canceled , how will frankengregor die? If at all?
Leaks confirm that cersi will nuke the sept with the leftover wildfire killing every KL character that's isn't her, frankengregor or qyburn
So Sansa's own blood is gonna fail to back her without question as she thought.
LF is willing to back her without question but kinda put her in that position in the first place.
Jon was hesitant to back her at first but is trying to come through at least and willing to fight even if he's not willing to listen to her about getting more men.
The ship could go either way, still leaning towards Jonsa though, Sansa should know LF's gifts and poison and not to trust him
LITERALLY OFF SCREEN: THE EPISODE
HOW CAN SHOWPLEBS DEFEND THIS?
FILLER
>>70766296
> it's a new hot red priestess gets introduced episode
so does waif have like special powers or some shit? I mean she runs like the terminator and jumps. I know she had faceless power but other shit?
>>70767636
You aren't me >>70767483
I use HBO NOW and you keep trying to say I use GO. Holy fucking shit you are stupid.
>>70767685
He died fighting
YEAH! FUCK SANSA! FUCK TYRION!
>>70767684
this
Is no one fucking streaming it because it leaked?
>>70767648
sorry hours i meant
>>70767662
how the ufck is she alive
It really bothers me when I have unique fan theories and then they come true years later. Everyone goes "HAHA I KNEW THAT ALL ALONG" when really only I was intelligent enough to figure it out.
>>70767684
I think everyone would. shes hot af
OFF SCREEN DEATHS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Bronn talking about how he, Pod, and Jaime would all love to fuck Brienne
>After half a season of Tormund obviously wanting to fuck her
Did D&D forget one of her defining traits is she's ugly and except for sorta Jaime, no man has ever been actually attracted to her?
>HEY KID YOU BLEEDING OUT?
Arya confirmed for Bjorn Ironside. She will sail to the new world
>>70767685
Nah. His death will be graphic and in full view.
Cry bookfags cry. Your tears are sweet
lol after all the theories about arya they went with the hackiest out possible.
Blackfish, Waifu, Not-Cercei and the Brotherhood cucks all die.
You are welcome legalfags.
im arya stark im going home xD
AM I GETTING TROLLED
Would anyone else go to a game of thrones play like the one depicted in the show or am I just a faggot?
Wow, she healed rather quickly
>>70767673
They know is plan in the books.
So far it just looks like shitting writing to make characters forget what's at stake if she's proven guilty, all so she can blow up the sept.
>>70767476
>Hahahaha finally we've put cersei in her place!
>"we have concluded the King is a bastard"
>wait what
HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE SURVIVE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70767687
cleganebowl isn't canceled.
Where is episode 9 preview?
>>70767607
Is this safe?
Can someone explain whats happening at the stream?
It's been starting at this time all week, but when i joined today the new episode was just about to finish?
I'm starting to feel like I did with The Walking Dead with this shit
excitement through the first season or two, waning interest, disdain for the show and everything about it
please make it better
>>70767721
>yfw Jaime x Brienne is going to happen to appease the SJWs
DUDE I STAB PEOPLE LMAO
>some actress can patch 6 inch stab wounds with some bandages
wew
SHIT EPISODE. SHIT EPISODE SHIT EPISODE
SHE WAS STABBED IN THE STOMACH MULTIPLE TIMES AND IS FINE
ALL YALL NIGGAS BEEN TROLLED
Where's Pentose?
HAHAHAHA
THE WRITING IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
THAT THEATRE GROUP WOULD BE THE FIRST PLACE THAT THE WAIF SHOULD LOOK
Sandor Madgains
Worst episode of the season. Why did so much stuff happen off screen
OHHHHHHHHHHH THIS SHOW IS SOOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT
Arya is so pretty
>Arya: Essos is east. Westeros is west. What's west of Westeros? That's where all the maps stop. I'd like to go there.
FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED
>>70767769
Twice.
>>70767760
This series at its worst is better than the walking dead at its best
reminder
Predictions for this episode?
Jamie Kills blackfish
Baelish meets with Sansa
Dany rides a dragon and burns down a city
What else?
ARYA IS COLUMBUS
CUNT
>>70767688
Littlefinger will get Sansa, 95% of the soldiers left in Winterfell in episode 9 will be under his command, Jon won't be able to do shit when Littlefinger demands Sansa's hand in marriage and Warden of the North in episode 10
Crazy axe murderer
>>70767760
same
FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED
I used to think you were all just cynical bookfags. I didn't believe the memes. But D&D are literally fucking hacks and this show is falling apart
>>70767760
I just watch it because I've invested so much time into the series and everynight I go to bed with it on...
imo if i could have the courage to kill myself i would because I dont' want to watch this anymore...
>>70767775
She shows up the next morning senpai. Fortunately Arya is 90% healed by then, she has Wolverine's powers now.
>>70767764
SHE A STRONG WOMAN SHE STABBED HER BOYFRIENDS LOL
ALSO ARYA IS LITERALLY WOLVERINE
>>70766714
>confesses his love for chicken
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TWOpeople hanged.
How can peasants in this show afford to wear so much fucking leather? everyone wears leather
So why are Berric and Thoros back if they cut LSH?
What is their purpose if not to revive Catelyn?
muuh boooooooooks!!!! waaaah waaah waaah
oh it's bad
oh it's so bad
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
>>70767759
Anyone?
$166/month to Xfinity and it is choppy, broken up, artifacted like a shit Skype connection.
>>70767769
That japanese idol was stabbed 20 times all over her body just a few days ago and she's fine. It's possible.
>>70767799
FLAT EARTHER
>>70767774
Southward of Braavos. Where Dany was in S1 and where Varys and Tyrion arrived at in S5
>You're shit at dying, you know that?
ebin
mommy actress is so sexy god damn
>you're shit at dying
Q U I P S
>10 minutes wasted on this shit already
>homos
>>70767792
who will be the native americans of got?
only good thing in this episode was the reveal that they haven't completed fucked up the brotherhood without banners yet.
After last week I was convinced that DnD had retconned the group as murdering psychopaths just because Ramsey is dying next week and they wanted more tacky child killing bad guys to fill the imminent void.
Either way was nice to see them again
>>70767760
Next season is the last so don't dispare , GoT will be remember for the good 4 seasons and 3 shit ones
>>70767798
>predictions
Wew my newfag friend.
Episode leaked hours ago.
Blackfish dies offscreen, no Sansa or Baelish, no burning but Dany does land at the Pyramid and meets back up with Tyrion, Missandei and Grey Worm
>>70767452
Well BWB proved to be the same as they were in season 3. It turned out that only some of them started stealing and murdering, hence why in this episode they were hanging them. Sounds like they will go North to fight the long night.
>>70767798
>bfish dies offscreen
>rivverrun surrenders
>no north
>dany swoops into town and nothing happens there
>hound hacks some dudes and hangs a couple
>beric and thoros are buddies with the hound now
>arya going home
there I've 'predicted'
>>70767721
Bronn would fuck anything
Besides, it's not like people haven't tried to before. All the young lord longs tried to wrestle brienne and take her Maidenhead. But she was too strong for them
STOP
>>70767760
The production quality has gone down
D&D don't know what their doing, they have an agenda they want to push and a deadline they have to make, and they don't care how shitty the writing seems, they just want to get the show over with at this point
>>70767599
that's the intro, the Ep comes after
>getting chased by faceless men
>assassins who can literally change their appearance
>accept food from a woman who could easily be a faceless man
>>70767792
Thats a good point actually, why do the maps end west of Westeros? There's no reason why ships wouldn't sail that way, how come the land is mapped for so far east and yet barely at all to the west?
>She was really stabbed
What is this shit. How is she not dead?
i bet you all have had fingers up your bungholes too
>its a chile episode
>>70766731
They are a death cult who change their face using that of corpses. There are WMDs made of living humans and ice, Dragons.
This isn't as big a stretch to believe as sam still being morbidly obese.
FAGGOTS BTFO HARDER THAN ORLANDO
top banter
Arya was using her right hand and acting completely differently last episode. I thought it wasn't really her. Maybe it was Jaden. Instead it was just bad writing and bad direction.
>>70767853
>despair
you're not very smart are you
maybe you don't like the show because you can't understand it
Finally, something happens.
Thanks Clegore
>>70767808
>everynight I go to bed with it on...
bit weird
your reason is the same as mine though, I'm invested so I feel the need to stay and watch it burn
also I love the /got/ general and need to be updated in order to shitpost along
The ol' finger up the butt routine. Classic.
YES
E
S
why did edmure want to give blackfish to the freys
what was the point of arya's arc with the faceless men? did jaqen intend for her to go back home?
Arya tinfoilers BTFO.
We don't know how to continue the story better stale for 3 seasons.
Was it rape?
YOU HAVE MY AXE
based hound
Bring on the Hound to eradicate the homos. lol
>>70767560
nth this
HBO should do the same fuck got just start next season with Dunk
>white """""people"""""
>>70767876
Wolverine immediate healing powers because le wolf girl.
>was hyped all week to see the waif have a nice fight with arya
>arya can run through braavos with her guts hanging out of her belly
>the waif looks like fucking naruto when running
>she dies offscreen
just kill me already i'm fucking done
Well, that escalated quickly.
>died with pussy on his finger
Living the dream.
>70767832
>can run through all the city
She can also slide on her stitched together stomach on stone steps
>>70767760
I actually think that this is the best season since GOAT Season 1 and Mediocre season 2
Holy shit you actually said this season had good writing
You people are retarded TWD fans
I want to fuck that black priestess
new thread
>>70767913
new thread
>>70767913
new thread
>>70767913
>>70767887
>Instead it was just bad writing and bad direction.
D&D does it again, just when you think they're doing something interesting they were just being shit as usual
>mfw people dont realize adrenaline is why Arya could run away without feeling much pain
CLEGANE BROS
FUCK
IM SO HYPE RIGHT NOW
MOUNTAIN DOESNT FUCK AROUND
WEW
FUCKING
LAD
>>70767917
AND MY BUTTHOLE
>>70767919
should've been in orlando
INCOMING
>NO COCK JOKE
FROM LE WITY TINY MAN
Based Hound already saved this episode.
MUUUUUH BOOOOOOOOOKS MUUUUUH BOOKS waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaah - every bookfag every week obsessing over and ranting about GOT like pathetic cucks
YOU'RE SHIT AT DYING
>>70767908
can't stop laughing at that. stabbed in the gut like 80 times, knife twisted, dumped in a filthy canal, all she needs to do is have some shitty soup and sleep it off.
>>70767476
That's his plan I think. If Tommen is proven to be a bastard, I believe regency would go to him. Maybe he's working with Varus.
>She won't find work as an actress after what I did to her face
What did Lady Crane mean by this?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHICH EPISODE IS NOW PLAYING ON STREAM??
When i joined at the usual time i saw the ending of some episode i havn't seen yet
>Varys still in Mereen
FUCKING shit
so wait
the four guys sandor kills at the start - they weren't with lemoncloak, were they?
Game of Thrones is a parody of the book series and is a commentary on bad fan fiction writers.
arya tinfoil being BTFO is so funny
because that means D&D are so shit at running their show that they made a character act SO OUT OF CHARACTER that they made their fanbase suspect a twist
guys what is west of westeros
for real
>a camp of 4 gets caught off guard in broad daylight by an axe wielding quip machine
There's the D&D we all love
>>70767801
Jon gets made King in the North my new friend.
And it won't matter if they're under "his" control when Royce is likely there and hates Baelish and knows he sold out Sansa and Sansa can lure LF to the Godswood where he won't think he needs soldiers to protect him
So is Clegane joining the Brotherhood with Banners or is he actually going to kill them like the spoilers suggested?
Is ya'lls shit awkwardly zoomed in? I'm watching in regular cable and I cant even see Tyrion in these scenes of him and Varys walking around
>>70767959
newfag
>>70767875
Probably because it's a giant ocean with nothing in it.
>Get your belly cut open
>Get stabbed twice
>Fall into shit water with those open wounds
>Nah, a quick patch up by some fucking actress is all you need
Seriously what the fuck happened to this show? No way this would fly S1-3.
>>70767928
She was high off morphine
>you're shit at dying
Can't wait to buy the shirt!
OWL CONFIRMED
>>70767964
He's leaving now faggot
>>70767869
This. I remember when this show had a magic about it. Something about the marriage of the amazing costumes and sets and the actors that perfectly embody their characters. But now that the writing is getting weaker so are some of the character portrayals and its all falling the fuck apart right in front of our eyes.
>>70767939
it's barely possible to walk when your abdominal muscles are severed.
BRONN'S EAR CONFIRMED
BRAVO REDDIT
BRAVO DABID
I started watching when Brienne reached the camp, what have I missed in the first 10 minutes?
>inb4 nothing xDDD
Please.
>>70767995
Plot armor.
Literally how did Arya survive?
That knive was long enogh to fuck everything inside her up. Her own shit is leaking through her body and infection should be unavoidable under all these circumstances. She even jumped inside that dirty braavos water.
Great job D&D
WHERE DA PREVIEW
>>70768029
blackfish dies offscreen
waif dies offscreen
HERE COME THE MOUNTAIN
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD
>>70767560
It would just end in fire and grief.
>>70767995
agreed. been thinking this a lot lately. season 1-3 were soo much more realistic and brutal. now it's like some TWD sopa opera fan shit
of course I am still adicte dbut just saying
ha ha Bronn is such a LAD eh boys
Why are the buttons on the back of Pods jumper? How does he put it on!?
>>70767662
>vlc
kill yourself
What a spicy hooker
>>70767687
>he thinks cleganebowl is cancelled
Bronn banter pretty good tbhfam
>rip a dudes head right off
>>70766296
> it's a Jamie isn't a useless fuckwit because cersie isn't there episode
Well that editing was really fucking weird
>some farmer's weapon punches right through a king's guard plate armor
What the fuck is the point even?
>>70768041
>mfw Arya dies of infection on the boat ride home
>face falls off
>it's Waif
>and who
>am I
>>70767987
he killed the ones he wanted to kill, except for that one guy.
Based Cersi
About time. Finish the rest off!
He's REALLY slow though.
Aw man, giving me blue balls here.
>>70767853
There are actually going to be two more, but each is going to have 7 episodes instead of 10
I want his face.... off
>>70768041
Because she's Arya and she has plot armor. Same reason why a cripple and a girl hundreds of miles from any form of Civilization can survive in the bitter cold in the heart of winter surrounded by an army of unthinking zombies who want to kill them can conveniently survive despite the odds that say they should have fucking died by now.
>There are probably 10 Valyrian Steel swords in the world
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Screencap this
The rest of the season is as follows
> cersi blows up the sept with everyone but her and her trio In it
> tommen goes out a window
> Ramsey kills rickon with arrows
> Jon defeats Ramsey , becomes king of the north
> beats the shit out of Ramsey but throws him in prison
> Ramsey killed by dogs
> stoneheart appears
>>70768079
>He pretend he can see a difference while using a different player.
You remind me of the retards arguing about mp3 back in the day trying to stand out as "different".
So Jon and Salsa are going to join Dany and Tyrion at some point, right?
Why isn't Ser Podrick broing it up with Bronn?
Podrick fookin Payne
>>70768164
stoneheart is cut
>magic cock
>>70767538
>>70767609
muh honor
>>70767869
It's because next week's episode is going to be all battle. More than we got in the attack on the wall or blackwater. They said it's going to be the series' biggest battle. It will be mostly Battle of the Bastards and partially Danny's dragon roasting the fleet attacking Mereen.
>>70768175
She considers the entire stark family traitors, so not likely.
>>70767542
horse cock, then they show the hounds cock...
you can't make this shit up
>>70768121
kek
>>70768161
George's number of valyrian steel swords was always dumb as fuck anyway.
George said there's 100s, yet major houses like Lannister, Martell, Greyjoy, Arryn, Baratheon and Tyrell don't have them (although Lannister did at one point).
I hated how George worked it in the books
>>70768060
;__; RIP most based King
>>70767687
puppybowl with the hound vs ramsay's hounds incoming
What the fuck happened today?
Did DnD missed budget or what?
Did they miss screentime?
Why the fuck did everyone died offscreen, fucking pointless. This is by far the worst episode of this season, and probably one of the worst this show ever had.
Okay, I'm officially on team Bronn/Podrick.
>>70768192
P O D R I C K
O
D
R
I
C
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02QgSGH5mQA
>>70767659
why the fuck do I always laugh at this picture without fail
am I retarded
>>70766296
> it's a Tommen still hasn't killed himself episode...
>>70768051
Thanks, you enormous sack of shit.
>>70768169
>also S06E06 720p
fucking normie
>>70768218
Apparently there's enough for a set of fucking armor
>>70768218
Apparently most of them are assumed lost or melted down.
>There is good in you I've felt it
>>70768269
That's precisely his arc though.
>yfw daenerys kicks tyrion out for fucking up so badly and varys fleeing
>glances at note
>"She's exactly like her mother."
>>70768214
But Tyrion's there, and Salsa and Tyrion didn't have any ill will towards each other. Then again, I imagine Dany is going to be pissed at Tyrion when she finds out that you can't just free all the slaves without consequences.Then what is the point of this? Biding our time until Dany comes and kills everyone with her dragons?
>>70768269
>you will never feel the goods late at night
;_;
Jamie and Brienne need to fuck out that sexual tension.
S T R O N G
W
Y
M
Y
N
>>70768282
Jaime is turning out to be pretty damn based.
>>70768323
I'd love to see that.
WHY IS TOMMEN SUCH A FUCKING KEK
FUCK
>trial by combat banned
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED NOT HAPPENING
Is she autistic?
Waiting for E9 to restore some semblance of hope I have for this show to be not shit. When does the trailer for next episode go up?
>>70768283
She'd have him exiled just for making a treaty with the masters, regardless of how it turned out.
Cleganebowl cancelled
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
>>70768373
But Tyrion did nothing wrong
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE CLEGANEBOWL IMAGES
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>70768383
Cleganebowl on hiatus.
>I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
![game.of.thrones.s06e08.1080p.web.h264-exclusive.mkv_snapshot_45.58_[2016.06.12_18.25.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4l8cZiV.jpg "game.of.thrones.s06e08.1080p.web.h264-exclusive.mkv snapshot 45.58 [2016.06.12 18.25.43]")
is this his real dick?
>>70767892
le u dont like it cus u aint smart enough maymay
"the faith and the crown"
"the faith and the crown"
"the faith and the crown"
we get it, you queerling.
>>70768436
doubt it. HBO alway shas fake big dicks. everyone on HBO usually has a large eick AKA fake.
FUCKING REFBALL
>Trial by combat is corrupt
>Trial with seven batshit insane holy dudes isn't
>>70768474
well at least we know he will die badly so it'll be all well when he gets burnt.
Cersei is fucked.
There's no way D&D can writes themselves out of this one.
Cersei is gone.
This episode was full of budget cuts
>Blackfish killed offscreen
>Dany appears like a super hero, only a silhouette of a dragon flying off in distance
>Half an hour of Tyrone instead of an epic battle of the slavers VS the dickless
>Waif chasing wolf girl through the streets, but the actual fight scene is cut
Fucking jews
god I hate tommmen
>tfw tommen is the valonqar
>tfw i have no face
>>70768512
Tommen is Sparrow's puppet.
He thinks even less than he used to.
>>70768528
The kings wife will persuade him with blowjobs
>>70768528
>not knowing the mad cersei wildfire adventure theory
she's gonna fix it
>>70768528
Wildfire caches m8.
>>70768528
I'm sure that Grrm told them about Cersei wildfire plot line and it will be only cool thing to happen this season.
>>70768528
>BURN THEM ALL
Tyrion has turned into a joke.
What rumor was Qyburn talking about?
>>70766714
What the fuck is a cpu?
>>70768584
But she' under Sparrow control
>>70768533
They're probably saving up for the Snow battle and whatever the fuck Dany will do at the end of the season.
>>70768580
To be fair, Tommen was getting his brains fucked out by Margaery on the reg
i'm a little disapointed that jaime still loves cersei that much
This is so bad
>escapes red wedding
>dies off screen
I make joke
>HA HA HA HA
>>70768737
Yeah, him drawing away from her and becoming disgusting with her is a huge part of his development.
>>70768775
Grey Worm is the best
>>70768796
Will probably happen later
I hope they don't kill off Edmure - he's one of the few decent actors left in the series.
>>70768661
Wildfire
>telling jokes for 5 minutes
> 10 minute dialog about how jaime loves his sister
>>70768815
I literally fast forward those 2 filler minutes. it was like the same thing as the earlier ep. no thanks
>>70768748
He fuck, she fuck hahhahhahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AT THIS POINT JUST BRING BACK BAD PUSSY YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUTS IL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL D&D IM FUICKING COMMING FOR YOU BITCHES PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
>>70768844
Thanks
>>70768796
That'll probably happen by the end of the season.
Fuck, wasn't this episode called "Battle of the Bastards?" Where the hell is the Snow battle
Fucking retards
>>70768851
Her plastic surgeon sucked.
So taking bets on whatever Qyburn discovered with his little hint. My guess is thatHigh Sparrow is diddling the king and he's forcing Tommen to do what he's doing to not get caught in the shitstorm .
Can't be any stupider than what david & DABID have planned.
>>70768698
You may have missed the moment in last episode where she basically tells her mother she is not being controlled, she is playing the game
>>70767738
no, plays are boring and chock full of tropes
"the things we do for love"
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
*bullhorn*
>>70768902
They wasted all their budget on dragons and titties. We can't have cool battles.
burn cities to the ground
>>70767892
>caring about grammar on a zimbobwan basket weaving board
>>70768951
They could at least give us Sansa's titties
>tfw going to miss the beginning of Bethesda conference
>>70769000
I want more of Melisandre's titties.
>>70769021
So? It'll just be more of Todd Howard's LIES.
>Stoneheart cut
>Cleganebowl cut
>Jaime's characterization butchered
>Teleportation brienne
>Blackfish dies offscreen
FUCK DAN AND DABID
>>70769056
But muh meme
muh shitposting
>>70769059
Stoneheart might show up m8
Fuck, they ruined Jaime AND blackfish.
Why didn't Edmure just betray Jamie?
There's no way he'd able to take the castle no matter how much he loves Cersei.
>escapes the red wedding
>takes back riverrun within a few hundred men
>his own soldiers betray him because some shit lord told them to do so
>>70769145
He doesn't want his son to die
>>70769059
>Jaime's characterization butchered
This is what pisses me off the most. He was one of my favorite characters in the book specifically because of how he changes and grows. He's legit who he was when the show first started except he isn't a huge cunt to Brienne.
>>70769059
>You are now no one
>No, I'm going home
To your fro, Dan and Dabid
Fucking Traitor
>>70769053
What about the other redhead who visited Tyrion while asking about Dany?
Blackfish ded.
Hope he fights Jamie.
The Blackfish's blessing.
>>70769201
Eh, she's alright.
>>70769212
O F F S C R E EN
HE DIED FIGHTING MY LORD
ARE YOU FUCKING ME .
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE MAD MEN
WHAT THE FUCK
LOL, so much for going to Westeros.
>>70769161
And he's not even the fucking lord of Riverrun if you want to be technical.
It's like that one solider was being oddly flippant about who he personally is recognizing as the lord of Riverrun.
>>70769173
Why is Edmure so fucking happy to betray his entire family for some kid that he's never seen born from a wife from a family that has kept him imprisoned for a year.
>>70769246
I'm a sucker for redheads.
"you'll serve sansa better than I"
>he's a great soldier
Yea , no
Plan failed
MUMMY!
>>70769324
Me too, but something about her weirds me the fuck out. Not even the character, it's the actress.
Daenerys swoops in like Goku
Hound is single handedly saving this episode.
The Hound is the best.
This banter is top tier
>>70769383
Well, if Berric Dundarian is alive then Stoneheaet ain't appearing
>its a parkour episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahuppf4kcc
you're welcome, looks amazing desu
I think DnD have really stagnated this season, you can actually pinpoint the anatomy of episodes written by them now
Must include
>One comedic relief scene (That isn't actually funny). Joke about cocks or lack of cocks mandatory.
>One 'badass' scene regardless of whether it makes sense or not.
>A major character having a scene that contradicts everything they've done up to that point
>Daenaerys looking stern, may or may not include a monotone speech in a stupid language.
>>70769376
I'd look her up to investigate, but I'm too lazy to. I'll take your word for it though.>tfw this episode was just as boring as 6
>tfw Littlefinger will probably win the Salsabowl
Is a faceless man really monologing?
Fuck, D&D took all the cool from these guys.
>another offscreen kill
Shitty Assassin's Creed rip off and now this
Arya kill this hoe.
DO IT!
When exactly does this cunt assassin die?
This is awful
Ayra use your wolf powers.
She has wolf powers right?
Why does she want to kill her
This was legitimately an awful episode like holy shit.
>>70769671
No but she has plot armor
Here we go...
D&D has one shot to redeem this entire b-plot
That Terminator 2 run
>>70769671
nymeria is dead
THE WAIF KILLED OFF SCREEN.
This series has officially jumped the shark.
>>70769704
She and Bran do. Until they meet up with some other major character, they can't die.
Arya is a swordswoman at heart. She will win.
>>70769752
>blackfish killed off screen
>stannis killed off screen
>Waif killed off screen
>DUDE NO BUDGET FOR BATTLE SCENES
ARYA IS DAREDEVIL NOW
>I am going home
What the shit.
Fucking horrible
>>70769797
Meanwhile....
random faith militant killed on screen
random brotherhood of banners dude killed on screen
what a joke.
>pulls out Needle
>"That won't help you."
>that bitch I'm a Stark face
>Soul Caliber'd her ass to death
I love Arya.
So...basically all of Arya's storyline was a waste of time? yeah sure shes a better killer but other than that she really hasn't grown as a character at all.
>>70769797
>Waif killed off screen in unlit room
Next week it's fucking on chaps
Stay tuned for After Thrones hosted by Chris Hardwick
>>70769903
Fuck off
The next episode looks good.
>>70769921
She became no one to understand that in that moment she was nobody she was Arya.
>>70767845
Reminder everyone who hated this episode should kill themselves for having shit taste and being autistic
>>70770095
>Jaime ruined
>blackfish killed offscreen
pls kill yourself
>>70770095
What did you enjoy about it?
>>70766296
fucking edmure, he says he doesnt give a shit about his son or wife then surrenders his castle and sentences his uncle to death because muh chillun. FROM A FAMILY THAT MURDERED ALL OF YOURS
I had hopes for you radmure ;_;
>>70769999
Nice quads and go fuck yourself
>>70770168
It had better acting than the whole of season 5 and you guys are shitting yourself because your gay waifu and blackfish died offscreen like bitches
>>70770475
Bookfags should kill themselves desu too autistic for these generals all they do is whinge
>>70770606
blame le fat man for not having finished the books .
>>70766614
>hates show
>loves books
>wants books spoiled.
FUCKING IDIOT CONFIRMED
>>70767832
This
what the fuck has the budget in this show gone to other than a few seconds of 'Hey look at this cool dragon, please keep watching as we fuck this show into the ground'.
Why are fight scenes all off screen now?
Why are so many deaths cut aways?
Why are whole episodes dedicated to not advancing the plot in the slightest?
This show is so shit now.
Yeah i've pretty much given up hope on there being cool subplots in the show.
Now that D&D have no more material to work with they're just moving everyone for the big fight against the Others.
The BWB fighting the Others? WTF is that? Why the fuck would they believe or care about that shit? How would they know?
