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shes perfectly fine after getting shanked edition
first for monford and stannis
>>70767913
Based hound
FINGER IN BUTT , DICK JOKES, FORESKIN
BRAVO DND
>>70767913
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS EPISODE
I wish I could finger my friend's butt as a joke
Should I?.... just for laughs...
>have a show where everything is possible
>do the least imaginative story possible
neat
>>70767913
don't worry, just sleep it off.
RIGHT IN THE AXEHOLE
You can be stabbed multiple times in the stomach and live if you aren't a giant pussy and have the will to survive.
HOUND OUR BOY
OUR BOY
This is fucking awful and you should be ashamed of yourselves for thinking any of this is good writing.
>>70767913
Daily reminder that this is the work of an ''''''''expert assassin'''''''' and thronedrones will defend this
>no link to old thread
kys
>gregors armor rekt by a peasant with a pointy stick
>>70767913
SLEEP TIGHT WOLFY
Where is episode 9 preview?
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
END IT ALL DAVID
>Arya: Essos is east. Westeros is west. What's west of Westeros? That's where all the maps stop. I'd like to go there.
FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED
what's west of westeros
???
>>70767979
Just say no homo after bro
>>70767913
pod dies
spoilers
MUUUUUH BOOOOOOOOOKS MUUUUUH BOOKS waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaah - every bookfag every week obsessing over and ranting about GOT like pathetic cucks haha
>>70768027
mordor
That scene between arya and the actress was kinda cute.
>Get your belly cut open
>Get stabbed twice
>Fall into shit water with those open wounds
>Nah, a quick patch up by some fucking actress is all you need
Seriously what the fuck happened to this show? No way this would fly Seasons 1-3.
Isn't Cancel supposed to be skinny and beat up?
>LORD OF LIGHT
>BLACK PRIEST
FUCK YOU D&D
>>70767913
>right at bump limit
Why newfag? You know the threads can go up to 500 posts during the live threads alone?
>>70768037
FUCK YOU!!!
>>70768022
45 mins
BASED BOBERT STRONG
This is fucking garbage
Season 5, episode 10:
>High Sparrow:There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery.
>Cersei: A lie. A lie from the lips of Stannis Baratheon. He wants the throne, but his brother's children stand in his way. So he claims they are not his brother's. That filth. There is not one shred of truth to it. I deny it.
>HIgh Sparrow: Good. But these are terrible charges. And the realm must know the truth of them. If Your Grace has given honest testimony, your trial will prove your innocence.
>Cersei: Trial? I have confessed.
>High Sparrow: To a single sin. Others you have denied. Your trial will separate the truths from the falsehoods.
SO THE HIGH FUCKING SPARROW OF THE FAITH OF THE SEVEN IS MAKING THE CHARGES AGAINST CERSEI FOR A MAN WHO FOLLOWED THE RED GOD, AND TOMMEN, KEVAN, AND PYCELLE HAVE ALLOWED IT?
IT
MAKES
NO
FUCKING
SENSE
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
IF you defend this shit fuck yourself you low intelligence cow
>>70767913
She could barely walk towards the ending 'fight', but she was walking perfectly fine in the ending scene. Also 'finally a girl is no one', it means Waif has become a faceless, not Arya.
It's not her.
FATALITY
>>70768055
This bothers me much more than I'd like to admit.
So. Fucking. Stupid. Seriously which cocksucker sat at a table and thought this up? Who thought this was good, coherent writing?
WHERE DA PREVYOU AT BUBBA
I started watching near the end of the arya/actress scene, what did i miss in the first 10 minutes
>the bronn chokes pods spoilers were true
>he didnt choke him to death
would you fuck brienne ?
FLAWLESS VICTORY
CLEGENEBOWL CONFIRMED!!!!
Cleganebowl
GLORY KILL!!!
i think i'll stop watching the show after this season
AWWW SHIT NIGGA
F
>He woudln't fuck Brienne
/pol/ BTFO
>Lancel what a stupid name.
WHATS UP WITH THIS SHOW AND PEOPLE GRABBING DICKS/ASSHOLES
>>70768098
Fucking newfag we knew this since the first trailer from march
the hell is this
>>70768077
Markus, nyt nukkumaan.
>some farmer's weapon punches right through a king's guard plate armor
What the fuck is the point even???
>Scene is initially lame.
>Based Clegane shows up and makes the scene great.
>Boring scene shows up.
>Then a Clegane does something awesome and unshits it.
This two fuckers need their own episode. Just 60 minutes of Cleganes doing Clegane stuff.
holy fuck that sound
Pod stay losing
>Cersei burns kings landing with no survivors after Tommen dies
>Jaime comes back and chokes her to death for this
Why?
>mfw the champion of violence has returned to the show
C L E G A N E
>yfw it was literally just some random dude in this teaser and not syrio
Robert Strong makes me want to take steroids and lift.
Would YOU fuck Brienne of Tarth?
Le Arya le Explorer with Instahealing powers lmao
>Arya wouldn't just stand out in the open like an idiot they said
>Arya won't be running and jumping around immediately after getting stabbed they said
>There must be SOME point to the entire character of the Waif they said
Can this be the final end of theorycrafting, where we accept that everything on the show is what it is, no matter how dumb that means D&D are?
It was bronn!
Not lady stoneheart!
>>70768154
Becausd Cersei become Mad Queen and she wants to burn KL after she burned the sept.
>>70767965
Drive safe popcorn
>>70768154
where u read that?
BRONN
R
O
N
N
Episode is good so far.
King's landing plot is rounding up nicely.
>The Lord of Light is not done with you yet
What is he going to do then? Cleganebowl is unconfirmed? Will he fight the White Walkers?
When are they gonna stop bullying Pod ;_;
>>70768159
Arya Stark, I'm CIcunt
>>70768044
What's the point f adapting something if you're just going fuck it all up. They could have easily made an original show, don't even have to buy rights for them, and someone else could have adapted it properly.
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
>Have VFX source who works in major firm used by this series. This plot exists, different from the way you expect if you’ve read the books. Northern plot in episode 10. Northern Houses converge in Winterfell post battle. Express regret for not following Jon into battle. Big speech for fat Northern Lord where he struggles to kneel and calls Jon his King. Other Lords follow. Proclaimed King in the North and Jon Stark. In addition, (though less positive) told the shot from trailer where Littlefinger glances behind at something circling when someone comes into view, is Winterfell godswood. CGI stick used for the rear glance shot. Told CGI stick used for Ghost who encircles LF, and the face to face is with Jon. LF will make a big claim of knowledge he is in possession of to Jon. Wish to reiterate less positive this is accurate. VFX source did no work with this supposed scene. Second hand info.
>20 min
>nothing has happened
>>70767913
When that plot armor
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
I can't handle all this bullying
>>70768171
Well I'm black so yes
Why is everyone so gay?
>>70768159
yea WTF /got/
>>70768209
I don't even give a fuck about a proper adaptation, the show is retarded just looking at the show.
>>70768174
I want to love the show for what it is but it's so far away from the books that it hurts
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING PREVIEW
He's not my friend! He works for the Boy-King, the Baratheon Man. No charge for him.
>>70768002
This.
The idea of her surviving a random stab in the gut, fine yet dumb.
Surviving an Assassin...?
Retarded.
>was hyped all week to see the waif have a nice fight with arya
>arya can run through braavos with her guts hanging out of her belly
>the waif looks like fucking naruto when running
>she dies offscreen
just kill me already i'm fucking done
WHY WOULD BRIENNE REVEAL SANSA'S PLAN TO JAIME
WHAT THE FUCK
Bron needs to be in every episode
MAGIC COCK
>>70768027
Essos
>ep 10
it's a Dany gives a speech then chides Tyrion because in Essos he's a cock jokin wine drinkin fuckup episode
>>70768260
lol D&D gonna D&D
>>70767913
>Arya wont join the mummers and convince them to head to westeros
Overall though this episode was quite terrible.
>dany just arrives back and thats it
>jokes with a dwarf, eunuch and translator
>blackfish dies offscreen
>tommen willingly assures his mothers execution
>>70768260
Lannisters have already won the war. Its just business now
>>70768259
What?
>>70767979
Nah, some raghead will get upset and shootup a nightclub
>If you attack the castle Jaime, I will be forced to pointlessly die here failing to defend Sansa's uncle's castle instead of going north and actually protecting Sansa herself
What did Brienne mean by this?
DL link where?
Preston when
I can't take Thoros seriously with his haircut
Is ep. 8 not showing up in anyone elses HBO go?
>>70768055
It magic senpai
>this boring meta honor scene
>implying women know anything at all about honor
>>70768264
Shown it to her?
it was fucking stupid lads
any previews yet?
>>70768259
>Waifu1000:
>"have you seen this girl?"
>>70768055
Remember when Drogo died from a little cut that got infected?
Good times.
Well, that was underwhelming. I can only hope Azor Jon's battle episode redeems it. Did the trailer leak along with the ep or do we need to wait?
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED TRIAL BY COMBAT IS FORBIDDEN.
>>70768096
PLEASE RESPOND
I like how we only see 2 sets in Riverrun.
No one can deny this was the worst episode of game of thrones ever made. None of the storylines make any sense, off-screen deaths, Gregor killing only one dude, that Tyrion shit again, "i prefer chicken xD", literally D&D riding on the reddit memes, "now a girl has truly become No One™"
what the fuck...
>no more trial by combat
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CLEGANEB OWL?
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AWFUL WRITING
>>70768309
>Preston is such an autistic idiot you JUST KNOW he'll make a big deal out of Varys leaving Meereen right before it gets attacked when really that is just more sloppy D&D writing
http://stream-tv-series.net/2016/06/13/game-of-thrones-s6-e8-no-one/ dont understand why you dont watch it here.
Any flashback scenes this episode?
>I'VE FAILED
>I'VE FAILED
>I'VE FAILED
>I'VE FAILED
>>70768289
blackfish dies offscreen
waif dies offscreen
Tommen you fuckwit
You're not allowed to bring friends
>Blackfish won't leave Riverrun to save his kin
>Jon is willing to fight in a war he wants no part of and get the Wildlings involved just to keep Sansa safe
The Jonsa ship keeps sailing
CLEGANE BOWL BTFO
Professional writers wrote this episode. People who's entire profession is to know the GoT lore, to write a coherent story that make sense, and this is the product we receive.
I honestly don't even know how to say it. Fan-fic writers could do better than what we've gotten this season.
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
>she's exactly like her mother
This is who Jon Snow takes advice from ladies and gentlemen. A fucking Tully.
Cleganebowl
CANCELED
A
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C
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L
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D
>Cleganebowl cancelled
>Lady Stoneheart cut
>Syrio cut
>Jaime ruined
>Waif killed offscreen
>Blackfish killed offscreen
>pointless 10 minute long Tyrion banter scene
>Dany's back
what a shit episode
>no trial by combat
>hound came back despite
F U C K T H I S S H O W
>Castle under siege
>go to the Maester and send out a raven
nigga what?
>>70768384
bad post
>>70768395
Literally dozens of separate people came up with better explanations for the whole Waif/Arya storyline than what it turned out to be.
THE BOWL IS BACK
>>70768301
That was only under the circumstance that Blackfish and the Tully banners would pledge to help Sansa. Which wouldn't help much considering they would be locked in a 2 year siege.
What was the rumor?
>>70768368
>>70768356
they are destined to fight. as long as sandor and gregor still live, cleganebowl is forever confirmed.
KEVAN
MY BOY
what rumour?
>>70768159
>>70768243
if you thought hbo was going to give that away in a marketing photo you are fucking retarded
>>70768400
The Ned and Cat parallels continue.
It's meant to be, Jonsa further confirmed.
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELED
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPED
>>70768395
S-shut up! If they spent 10 minutes to show us Tyrion drinking with Missandei and Grey Worm, it's because there's a reason behind it! It's gonna be important for the ending of the series!
Who cares about seeing the Blackfish die or the Waif, right?
CLEGENEBOWL CANCELLED. CLEGENEBOWL CANCELLED. CLEGENEBOWL CANCELLED. CLEGENEBOWL CANCELLED. CLEGENEBOWL CANCELLED. CLEGENEBOWL CANCELLED.
>>70768027
Assai probably. Isn't there a guy in the Iron Islands in the books that has been to assai going west?
JUST
>tommen trying to kill cleganebowl
>>70767913
>get gutted
>sleep it off
>do parkour around the city next day
>fall down a huge staircase, roll around on wound dozens of times
>perfectly fine
This is it for me lads. The show is completely irredeemable capeshit at this point. Anyone who dares to call this top tier television should be hanged.
30 minutes in
NO DEVELOPMENTS
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
>>70768220
>http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
>Littlefinger is going to reveal R+L=J
Why can't it be Howland Reed? Why does Littlefinger have to do this
>UnGregor murders a Sparrow
>Is LITERALLY an undead abomination
>Nah, he can be in the Kingsguard while we kicked Jaime out
Oh wait, I forgot, these religious fanatics who aren't afraid of death...are afraid of dying.
![game.of.thrones.s06e08.1080p.web.h264-exclusive.mkv_snapshot_45.58_[2016.06.12_18.25.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2NMUcUK.jpg "game.of.thrones.s06e08.1080p.web.h264-exclusive.mkv snapshot 45.58 [2016.06.12 18.25.43]")
is this the hounds real dick?
This king is so fuckin beta
>>70768369
lol he will too. i was just thinking about that exact thing
MAGIC
COCK
>blackfish killed offscreen
is it true?
DUMB NORMIE PLEBS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE RUMOR IS LMAO
IT'S THE FUCKING WILDFIRE THEY "SUBTLY" SHOWED US TWO EPISODES AGO
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
>>70768055
Costs too much to hire the actors past an 8th season, they're going through the motions as the rush the series to a finish.
>>70768463
Sandor Clegane is doing God's work killing gays
Tommen is fucking boring
guy does nothing interesting
Good episode
>>70768408
The entire cleganebowl theory was pure meme conjecture that showfags and wikifags overhyped.
The valonqar prophecy obviously either means Tyrion or Jaime.
If you're genuinely disappointed at cleganebowl getting cut then you're a fucking spastic tbqh
They are seriously trying to make Cersei look like shes in the right here
>>70768402
Yeah, but but a wildfire nuke on King's Landing will suffice. The Hound has some important purpose yet.
>this entire episode
NOTHING OF VALUE
He's not fucking serious right? What about the Cleganebowl?
Unconfirmed
>>70768174
>>Arya wouldn't just stand out in the open like an idiot they said
She didn't. She was baiting. She purposely lead the bitch back to needle and a dark room. After having been blind, she had the advantage there.
>>Arya won't be running and jumping around immediately after getting stabbed they said
She suffered for it.
>>There must be SOME point to the entire character of the Waif they said
The point was to finish a girl's training.
I'll never hear the story about the honeycomb and a jackass in the brothel
>>70768465
he isn't really in the kings guard. everyone knows he's just cersies goon, but you go tell him he can't wear the armor anymore.
Lel Tommen betraying his mom.
No more trial by combat says Tommenn
D&D fucked it up
>>70768476
mmm
CLEGANEBOWL
BTFO
T
F
O
How is it possible that Cersei just gets sexier the older she gets?
CLEGANEBOWL DENIED!!!!!!!!!!
>Tommen making sure Cersei loses her trial
>A trial about whether or not he's an incest bastard
?????????????????????????????????????
>I AM SOLDIER ALL MY LIFE YOU THINK I NEVER HEAR JOKE
what the fuck is this shit lmao
6 years of waiting for that
Fuck this show
WHAT'S THE RUMOR
I make joke
>cleganebowl btfo :((
Should've given that little shit the nightshade during Blackwater.
What was the rumor again?
>tfw zombie mountain rips that guys head off
REFBALL
>>70768489
You seriously think I pay attention to what happens in this show anymore? I'm just here to shitpost.
>>70768487
the episode leaked two hours ago normie
>>70768509
lmao he was talking about that awful arya scene last ep
And it's fucking retarded writing don't even try to defend it reddit
>The candle was already lit
THEN WHO WAS CANDLE?
BASED GREY WORM
press F for kings landing
Cleganebowl cancelled
UNCONFIRMED
>>70768260
Why not. Cersei sent Littlefinger to deal with the North and he's doing his best to ally with Jon and Sansa. So they are on the same side.
>tirion scene starts
>He's drinking
Turn the channel heat desu
Based no cock man
>>70768516
>>70768519
>>70768530
He's going to kill himself this season anyway, trial by combat next season
WHAT RUMOR? SPOIL ME NOW!
Cleganebowl unconfirmed
>>70768500
At this point I'm on her side because she's the least boring person on King's Landing next to Mountain. Isn't saying much but whatever.
What was the rumour?
>Tyron scene
VERY fast waif running at incredible hihg speed
WHAT WAS THE RUMOR
>Last 2 episodes seemed to have gotten the show back on track to being decent
>This episode happens
Hope destroyed.
GUYS LET'S STALE FOR 1 SEASON WITH WITTY JOKES AND MEMES
BRAVO D&D
BLOOD AND WINE CONFIRMED
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JUST FUCK MY BOWL UP
>>70768146
It's actually has some historical precedent, there are a few anti-armor weapons out there that got there start as peasants tools.
That guy look like he had a makeshift spiked mace, which is exactly what you want against armor.
whoa, didn't think these tyrion in mereen scenes could get any worse.
Do they call it The Red Wedding in the books?
>>70768578
That there is wildfire under the city.
>>70768509
retarded post
>drinking degenerate juice
RULES
Reddit cucks will praise this awkwardness as Le Well-written Dialogue
>>70768578
She's gonna allah ackbar the sept
>>70768572
wildfire under the city
>>70768535
Wait, didn't Dany buy him straight from the source at Astapor? It's not like she was buying used Unsullied. Why is he attacking like he's a grizzled veteran?
>>70768578
CACHES OF WILDFIRE
EVERYWHERE
Hey guys, anyone know what the rumor could be?
>>70768499
Well the roots of the theory had merit based on where the books were headed. Then it caught on as meme lore.
>>70768410
How will the raven even fucking find Sansa, what the fuck, what is this Harry Potter shit
>>70768446
See you here next week for EP9
What the fuck, this is the 8th episode... Shit is meant to be happening.
This is the 3rd set up episode in a row!
>>70767965
Drive safe, popcorn.
BASED GREY WORM
>>70768535
Literally the worst scene I think they've ever written, yes including SMASH THE BEETULS and bad poosie
>Jon dressing up like Ned
>broody like Ned
>still willing to do shit like Ned even if he doesn't want to like Ned
>Sansa looks like her mother
>just like her mother as Blackfish says
>makes retarded decisions and fucks shit up like her but gets stuff done like her
So... Arya was just being literally retarded last episode? That is it?
The guys behind the teorycrafting should be the ones writing the series at this point, I've seen dozens of explanations for her behavior being completely off and any of them would be better than what we got, even the Fight Club one
So Cleganebowl unconfirmed ;_;
Why did Edmure want to give Blackfish over to the Freys? He seemed like he agreed with his decision to not cooperate with the Lannisters in his talk with Jaime.
Also what was the point of the Faceless Men arc if Arya just quits? Did jaqen intend that because of his weird smile at the end?
Sadmure ;_;
>The Imps Delight
Great name for a boat
>meereen is unable to see a massive fleet approaching long in advance
What's the rumor?
THE RUMOR IS THE CACHES OF WILDFIRE UNDER THE CITY YOU FUCKING MORONS.
>>70768530
Tommen is a tard being played by smirkfu
I LE DRINK
AND I LE KNOW THINGS
Is this seriously fucking happening?
fucking hell
didnt we allready have this episode
>As long as I'm alive the war isn't over
>He'd rather die in Riverrun than help the Starks take back Winterfell.
NO CLEGANE BOWL CONFIRMED
Clegane Bowl postponed until further notice.
>>70768644
Who is that ugly fucker?
I want to hear the fucking brothel joke
YOU KNOW THE GREEN SHIT TYRION BLEW UP STANNIS' FLEET WITH? WELL THE CASTLE IS RIGGED FULL OF THAT SHIT AND IF LIT WILL BLOW UP KINGS LANDING LIKE HIROSHIMA
why couldn't they just let grey worm speak perfect english? why can he only be eloquent in that pig latin gibberish language?
So Edmure hasn't seen his wife since their wedding night and has never seen his kid. Why does he care enough to get riverrun to surrender?
Cleganebowl cancelled
>>70768578
Tommen is atrap :^)
>>70768622
wildfire caches
>>70768443
Wildfire caches beneath the Sept of Baelor
Cersei's gonna BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70768645
>Faceless men arc
Filler
>Radmure
I suppose the logic is that he values his baby and his qt wife over everybody getting their shit pushed in including said babby and qt.
Did Tommen just fucking cancel the cleganebowl
>>70768641
Yes, Arya apparently slept through the past 5 seasons and didn't learn anything. Welcome to D&D's school of writing for hacks.
>>70768666
Name a single worse flanderization.
You can't.
>>70768618
Unsullied have their balls chopped off when they are born and are raised from birth, Spartan style, to be warriors. Every moment of their childhoos is spent turning them into killing machines and certified Big Guys
>>70768681
Jack Black
please clap
>>70768535
>THIS IS WORST EPISODE I EVER SEE
I agree Grey Worm, I agree.
Is this the piss break part of the episode?
>>70768578Gendry's back
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HAHA FUNNY DORF MAN
BETTER TYRION JOKE:
>A Lannister, a Stark and a Martell walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Lannister just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Stark picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer. The Martell is murdered by his bastard cousins, who seize control of Dorne without any other House caring about their kinslaying ways.
This show became boring as all fucks
Kind of sad desu
God I want to bang her sweet, soft, ebony body
WHAT A FUCKING POINTLESS SCENE
Even the brown people are fed up with Tyrions shit
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SCENE
Kill me
>jokes
This is awful
HAHAHAHA CLEGANEBOWL GETS FUCKED
NORMIES WILL DEFEND THIS SHOW
NORMIES WILL CALL IT GOOD WRITING
NORMIES WILL SAY IT'S THE BEST SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>70767913
How is she going to get revenge, and is Tommen in on the plan?
MISSANDEI IS SO CUTE THO
Missandei a cute
this is bad
and I am really nice about this
I fucking hate Mereen.
I want to lick Missendei's armpits and tummy.
le witty imp
>Greyworm brings the bantz
>>70768644
Jack Black?
>Waif killed offscreen
FUCK this show
Is Missandei going to fuck??
>>70768703
>is castrated at birth
>still become aggressive and manly
Well it's a show about snow zombies and draginz after all.
we could have 5 minutes of the hound axe murdering people but instead we have this cringy shit
>>70768645
Arya's arc was brilliant.
She wanted to lose her soul in training so she can best get her revenge, then she realized what she was doing was not right and decided to be who she is and do it her own way.
It was a complex and satisfying arc.
ITS HAPPENING
>It's a tyrion greyworm and slave bitch episode
Fuck these chit chat scenes
This is fuckin terrible
>>70768703
So they got told a lot of jokes?
>>70768729
>charging in like retards
when will hollywood learn
>>70768745
What a fucking qt
WAIFU STATUS
End it all
1000 GOOD SHIPS
>>70768729
wut
>>70768731
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR TWO SLAVES WITH THEIR NO CHARACTER
>Ships that big
>Sloop rig
>giant ass fleet goes completely unnoticed
why is tyrion making fun of starks? isnt he married to one?
I guess Yara and dickless will be saving the day here.
>>70768530
HS wants this to happen. Tommen being illegitimate would give him regency I believe until a new King is crowned. I suspect he's working with Varus or somebody to maybe put make Dany Queen to avoid war or possibly a crown a different King.
time 2 drop this shit
Wait is the waif dead or something?
*fart off screen
WHAT DID THE MADAM SAY
So many unanswered questions this episode
>>70768729
Where is the episode?
>>70768729
holy shit that looks fucking cool
Preview up? I need something to cheer me up right now
WHY DIDN'T MISSANDEI AND TYRION FUCK IN FRONT OF GREY WORM?
FUCKING STOP THIS GOD DAMN SCENE
Holyshit i try to find anything redemable about GOT episodes most of the time, but fuck this episode.
such a fucking waste of time.
ACTUAL DIALOGUE
>you told her to kill me
>yes but here you are and there she is [arya cut her face off and stuck in on the wall] finally a girl is no one
>a girl is arya stark of winterfell, and i'm going home
>>70768645
The point was to make her an effective killer, not a no name, faceless assassin.
>THIS FUCKING JOKES
That episode was shit. And was there any point at all to Ayra training with the faceless men?
>>70768818
It is. The fight is looking super fucking solid.
jesus christ how do we still have this filler
Tommen confirmed worse than Jeoffrey.
>>70768699
Filler isn't a justification. They aren't padding until the books catch up like an animoo. They're aborting years of plot and serving the scrambled gunk as the show.
>>70768836
Kill me
God D&D why are you raping Jaime like this?
>>70768606
yes. And the one where Joffrey dies is called the Purple Wedding
The Hound pissing in the river was D&D pissing on all the LSH cucks hahahahaaha
>>70768804
Then why the fuck did he care last episode whether or not Margaery was fucking Tommen?
>edmoo
>this gayness
Kind of hot
>It was a lets ruin every character and show that all plots are ultimately pointless episode
>jamie sticks his finger in edmures butt
>hand gets stuck
:^)
>>70767913
>Good things in this episode
>The Hound being back, killing people again.
>The Mountain ripping a Faith Militant's head off.
>Trial by Combat being removed (good writing even if it kills of Cleganebowl. Why would the High Sparrow just allow the Mountain to foil his trickery?)
>Arya Stark going back to Winterfell and finally killing off this "arya in Braavos" storyline
>Bronn and Pod's little fighting scene was pretty funny
>The scene where those guys the Hound kills are joking around was pretty good
>Bad things in this episode
>Awkward jokes scene between Tyrion and the other two.
>Dany and her Dragons saving the day (dramatic tension would've been higher if they'd ended the episode with the door knocking)
>Brienne not mentioning to Jamie that she'd seen Arya Stark as well as Sansa and that she's killed the Hound (I guess she doesn't need that huge bounty)
>Blackfish "dying" off screen and pointlessly insisting on fighting for his castle instead of helping Sansa (if you don't literally see them 100% die then they're not actually dead according to D&D, and even then they can Jon Snow you back to life)
>Weren't the Iron Fleet supposed to be in Mereen? Cos a big bunch of ships would sure come in handy with those slaver ships and all that...
>"yeah Varys, you just go fuck off to Dorne and plan Dany's invasion whilst I run this vast insane city by myself, no no it's cool I don't need any help, and besides you planning a war on behalf of a Queen you don't even know is still alive is far more important that anything else you could be doing"
Arya Stark is being set up to be the most ruthless badass in the show. She got her honour from Ned Stark, learned her politics from Tywin Lannister, her swordfighting from Syrio Forel, her killer instinct from the Hound and her guile from the Faceless Men. By the end of Game of Thrones she'll be the most ruthless killing machine in the show, and all that's happened to her thus far will be build-up for that.
>>70768350
thats what happened in the books. except in the books he kept jamming mud into the wound like the savage he is.
At least I still have the books
>>70768836
>Everything in Braavos was literally pointless
>>70768586
Faceless men have become a joke. They apparently work for starving actresses and they have no discretion.
What do you live with yourself Brutus you cunt
Jackass and brothel joke
>>70768853
Where is it?
>>70768899
Are you literally retarded?
>>70768895
>thats what happened in the books
exactly
>>70768836
WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST KILL HIM
HE TRIED TO FUCKING KILL YOU
AND YOU DON'T PLAN ON STAYING
JUST THRUST AND LEAVE
>>70768894
>ACTUALLY THINKING LE FINGER IN POOP HOLE WAS GOOD
TITUS GET THE CROSS
reminder that d&d rushed this show and turned down more seasons.
they could have properly paced the show, and MAYBE GOTTEN one more book out of grrm before having to write their own trash.
>LOL I LOVE MY SISTER
What the fuck is this scene
>Cut the Riverrun plot by having it fall offscreen
>Add it back by having the Blackfish recapture it offscreen
>Immediately wrap it up with no relevance to any other plotline
??????????????????????
>tfw all of this horseshit isn't canon
feels good
>>70768729
Could you upload this? I know it will be uploaded by HBO in 30 minutes but I want to go to bed after this disappointment tbqh.
STONEHEART CONFIRMED
RANDOM CATELYN REMINDERS
Did he actually just say that
>>70768818
Link?
>>70768913
Its at the end of the HBO NOW version.
>>70768934
I'M MAD NOW
>>70768645
Arya will return to Westeros and do bad ass plot-armored things, now. They needed to have her go through some training, they can't magically have her become proficient with weapons after just wandering around the world.
>The things we do for love
Of Jamie, recalling what you did to Bran.
>>70768922
Sometimes I wonder
GUYS
PIG'S BLOOD IN FART CUSHION
XDDD
Jesus Christ I can't believe how hard they fucked Jaime.
>>70768618
Because that was 4 years ago and he's conquered 3 cities for her. He is a grizzled Veteran.
FUCKING
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
>>70768939
By the time I record it and upload it. HBO will have already put it out. I'm not gonna bother. Sorry.
>>70768940
keep watching, she's confirmed cut
This is literally the complete opposite of the books.
>tfw book Jamie was your favorite character
>>70768961
>weapons
She's going to poison an old man, that would take like 1 episode at most.
>>70768551
kill yourself ghetto meme cry face
END THESE SHITTY SCENES NOW
>>70768989
Fair enough.
>>70768890
This is from that one episode where that kid played a Lannister cousin and the Karstark guy disliked them and was like "uhh uhh kill the boy"
WTF have they done to Jaime?
>>70768644
flashback scene maybe?
How did episode 8 get leaked? Any chance 9 and 10 get leaked the same way?
>>70768997
Yeah, they're actually happening
>>70768961
But she's not proficient at anything.
new
>>70769017
new
>>70769017
new
>>70769017
who else /staying awake for the preview/ here?
I have to obey the orders of my Lord, my Lord
>>70768894
Same
But the tullys are legally deprived of riverrun, he's not lord of anything
HOW IS THAT A TRAP
FUCK THIS SHIT WRITING
>this autistic gatekeeper
Is this really happening? How many characters are getting raped?
SHOWFAGS TOO DUMB TO KNOW WHAT A TREBUCHET IS
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>nigfish
>>70768899
>>70768894
>Arya Stark is being set up to be the most ruthless badass in the show. She got her honour from Ned Stark, learned her politics from Tywin Lannister, her swordfighting from Syrio Forel, her killer instinct from the Hound and her guile from the Faceless Men. By the end of Game of Thrones she'll be the most ruthless killing machine in the show, and all that's happened to her thus far will be build-up for that.
It's character development. Agreed the whole storyline was shit, but it's not pointless.
>>70769024
nah, it got leaked 2 hours before airing because some belgian tv company fucked up with time zones. there will be no leaks a week early
Why would a man care about a baby he never knew that he conceived years ago with a women he knew for 1 day?
>>70768784
Such a great military general you are
>Jaime and Cersei became 100% crazy in love with each other
>Jamie doesn't even THINK about what he's done
>has no growth
How fucking boring
> I will send you your son. With a sisterpult.
Jesus Christ, D&D, really?
This shows Jaime is actually a good diplomat, dont get why you cucks are so mad
>>70768899
Well It's not as if she will suddenly forget everything she learned at the house f black and white as soon as she gets out of Braavos. Also did anyone really expect Arya to become a faceless assassin and stay there forever in spite of a shit ton of evidence of the contrary since last season?
wtf i hate edmure now
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAGH
>>70769153
>This shows Jaime is actually a good diplomat, dont get why you cucks are so mad
This episode wasn't anything like as bad as some of the autists here are saying.
>With the exception of the fucking "joke" scene. Whoever wrote that wants shooting. Are they trying to create a love story between Grey Worm and Melisandre?
>>70769002
In the books:
>Jaime burns Cersei's letter
>"fuck that cunt, I need to move on my life"
In the show:
>" I gonna burn the entire world if I need just to fuck that "thight" cunt again"
ffs, the best character in the show is dead
Yo this ep was bull shit someone leak snow bowl already
TYRION BTFO
>D&D pull the dumbest stupid shit this season
>Normies will eat this shit up nevertheless because they have no taste and they're all part of the dumb masses
I hate life.
Waifu with the terminator run
I was half expecting her to pull of her face to reveal Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>70769252
>>" I gonna burn the entire world if I need just to fuck that "thight" cunt again"
Isn't that just his way of getting the Tully's to surrender?
>>70769031
reporting in
>>70767965
Drive safe popcorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahuppf4kcc
>>70769333
Trips for leaks
This is beyond bad now. Arya going full Ezio mode despite unhealed stab wounds
the waif is a bad assassin
GODDAMN THAT WAS BADASSS
>we need more offscreen deaths!
>>70768024
Why are you so bitter anon?
>John fought literal undead apocalypse creatures
>Sansa tries to make it out that Ramsay is anywhere near that level
Fuck off
>>70768509
>After having been blind, she had the advantage there
>i have the terrain advantage its over waif
Starwars tier writing.
>>70767965
Drive safe popcorn
>>70769679
not only unhealed stab wounds, wounds she exacerbated by jumping off ledges 20 feet into stairwells and rolling down them
She should have had her ass handed to her
>>70768939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzsR8Pk3TE
>>70768680
Kekkers
>>70769684
She's still best girl.
>tfw jaime was ok today
Blackfish felt like a away to have him not go to north, but other then that the arc was well done.
>guy behind waif was just some random asshole
>arya is completely fine after being stabbed in teh gut
>>70768499
But it fits:(
This episode was a killer desu.
>Killed claganebowl hype
>Killed LSH hype
>killed aryajaquen theory hype
>Killed Blackfish
shit/10
>>70768891
So...Like the books?
What was the fucking point of The Faceless plot?
>>70770622
now you know why GRRM takes so long
hes great at creating rambling narratives full of intrigue
but he has no idea how hes going to end any of it
>>70767965
Drive safe popcorn
>>70767996
>what is sepsis
pussy
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