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>>70767913
just sleep it off, you'll be ready to jump off rooftops in the morning
azor aegon
>>70769017
I have to obey the orders of My Lord, My Lord.
Arya got shanked and skinned by the waif. Waif is now wearing her face and heading north. Who is she going to kill?
What the fuck is going to happen with only 2 episodes left?
Shit they did kill him off screen
Worst episode ever?
Worst episode ever.
Further Jonsa build up
this is absolutely fucking disgusting
>this episode
>>70769036
We all know he isn't going to do shit. Neither is Connington.
>Cut the Riverrun plot by having it fall offscreen
>Add it back by having the Blackfish recapture it offscreen
>Immediately wrap it up with no relevance to any other plotline
???????????????????????????????
EDMURE THE KEK
in summary
Good parts
>Hound axe murdering BWB fucking shits
>Mountain removing faith
Shit parts
>everything else
>>70769036
why is his hair blue?
PREEVEYOU WHERE?
GUYS, GUYS! Some random gal slashed my stomach and stabbed me like 15 times, what should I do??
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CLEGANEBOWL IS NOT CONFIRMED
DO NOT GET HYPE
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>he died
>offscreen
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
> so much leaks
> still no cordy
Feels bad man
Nth for Shireen
>>70769070
Remember when you fucks said this season had good writing?
>HURRR WE NEVER SAID THAT
Literally last night you pieces of shit.
>>70769058
she looks like she knows this is retarded
>>70769060
>I have to obey the orders of My Lord, milord.
>Jaime's character
JUST
>>70769093
do you have any heroin?
This is the most non-sensical piece of shit piece of media I have ever seen
>my lord i'm sworn to obey my lord
good lord
why is is face so long
EPIC TROJAN HORSE
Why would a man care about a baby he never knew that he conceived years ago with a women he knew for a single day?
I just want one good fucking battle, one good conflict that doesn't end in a blueballing anti-climax. Is that so fucking hard?
>>70769079
Aegon and Euron will destabilize Westeros so that Daenarys can invade in the books, Euron will probably serve as a final villain.
>>70769087
It makes his eyes look blue (they're purple) and hides his silver hair
>>70769105
Wait, did I miss the Waif dying or something?
do you guys approve of Blackfish ending?
>>70769121
>My Lord? Yes milord
>>70769087
In the books the Targaryens had a bluish tint to their hair sometimes.
Aegon is a book character. Varys swapped Elia's son with a random kid he took from some small folk in a trade for liquor and sent Aegon across the sea with Jon Connington, another book character.
In the books, Jorah does not have greyscale, Connington does, and it isn't Jorah that takes Tyrion through the zombie river, it's Connington. They adapted it out because the subplot won't go anywhere.
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
>>70769070
Episode 1 was worse, this is pretty crappy though
>>70769123
I expected worse
>>70769183
Obviously not
cranefu
>>70769064
Actually three since they'll be extended enough to make for a whole episode of content UNLESS THEY JAM IN MORE GREY WORM AND SLAVE BITCH CUNT SCENES LE EPIC IMP MAN LE DRINK LE KNOW AMIRITE XDDD scenes.
>>70769171
She died offscreen and her face is on the wall now
WHAT. THEY DIDNT SHOW BLACKFISH FIGHITNG . OFFSCREEN DEATH
preview
>>70769142
Y-yes?
Reminder that a majority of show fags will not have a problem with this episode and that D&D literally do not care because of that.
Jamie is pretty based fampaiwould bang/10
Lel that stare from Brienne
>>70769183
i don't know, i didn't see it
What the fuck is this episode?
>somehow make edmure's character worse
>ruin jaime's character
DELETE THIS FUCKING SHOW FROM EXISTENCE HOLY FUCK
Can't fucking wait for preston
MUH HOME
CALORIEESI IS BACK BOYS
I hate this show
>killing the waif off screen
>killing blackfish offscreen
>5 minutes of cringy drinking with muh tyrion
>arya survives getting gutted
>can run through all the city
>muh finger in the butthole jokes xD
>muh chicken hound memes xDD
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
DEFEND THIS SHOWFAGS
>>70769213
>>70769171
Fucking how?
>You're more use to Sansa than me
WHAT THE FUCK
THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING BOTH OF YOU GOING TO HELP SANSA
WHAT THE FUCK
Anyone know what GRRMs true opinion of this show is?
>that fucking daenerys scene
BRAVO
danyfu
>jaime takes a castle with nearly zero casualties
>everyone is mad as fuck at his arc
I think they did a good job, this will cement Jaime as a great leader
>>70769228
wasn't the point in the books and now the tv series that jamie would prefer to operate without killing a load of people.
>>70769188
>In the books the Targaryens had a bluish tint to their hair sometimes
but that's completely fucking made up
Aegon's hair is dyed to hide his identity
>>70769095
what is that
>>70769017
This was probably the worst episode of the season. The writing was JUST. Episode 1 is a close second.
>>70769217
okay, you're gonna need to swallow a bunch of it. then just eat some soup and take a nap. you'll be reenacting Assassins Creed missions in no time.
FUCKING WHY DOES THE BEST CHARACTER ALWAYS DIE
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
>Have VFX source who works in major firm used by this series. This plot exists, different from the way you expect if you’ve read the books. Northern plot in episode 10. Northern Houses converge in Winterfell post battle. Express regret for not following Jon into battle. Big speech for fat Northern Lord where he struggles to kneel and calls Jon his King. Other Lords follow. Proclaimed King in the North and Jon Stark. In addition, (though less positive) told the shot from trailer where Littlefinger glances behind at something circling when someone comes into view, is Winterfell godswood. CGI stick used for the rear glance shot. Told CGI stick used for Ghost who encircles LF, and the face to face is with Jon. LF will make a big claim of knowledge he is in possession of to Jon. Wish to reiterate less positive this is accurate. VFX source did no work with this supposed scene. Second hand info.
>DIDN'T EVEN SHOW THE FIGHT
L O L
O L O
L O L
Literally the worst episode.
>>70769257
Arya got a bandaid from the actress and then parkoured her way to safety. Then she said she gives up on the FM and is going home. The Waif died for hollywood action scenes.
>HE DIED FIGHTING
ARE YOU FUCKING S H I T T I N G ME?
WHY IS BRIENNE SNEAKING AWAY?
JAIME SAID SHE COULD LEAVE
WHY IS BRIENNE SNEAKING AWAY?
>he died fighting offscreen milord
>>70769270
a part of me still hopes he rused d&d and the books will be nothing like this
>Rowing out on a river in a full suit of armour
please can someone just post the preview I'm very tired
>>70769270
Ka Ching!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
glad the budget was used on this shitty siege of mereen.
Good job Tyrion
>>70769274
>thinking anyone takes this general or the 'show is bad' meme seriously
come on anon.
D&D phoned the script in
so this is awful
>>70769287
>no Dorne
>no Sneks
>worst episode
Nope
VIKINGS SAVE THEM FROM SLAVERS
oh well poor blackfish we didnt see him die although we did see him get butchered every moment of his existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEGbqwyh8hI
[after imploding the tourney ground with wildfire during the tournament, High Sparrow and his men appear]
High Sparrow: King's Landing, take control! Take control of your city. This… this is the instrument of your liberation!
[the Sparrows bring Hallyne forward and make him kneel in front of High Sparrow]
High Sparrow: Identify yourself to the realm.
Hallyne: W-Wisdom Hallyne, alchemist.
High Sparrow: And what… what is this cache?
Hallyne: It's a… fully primed wildfire. Once it takes fire, the substance will burn fiercely until it is no more. More, it will seep into cloth, wood, leather, even steel, so they take fire as well.
High Sparrow: And who is capable of removing such a substance?
Hallyne: Only alchemists.
High Sparrow: Only you. Thank you, wisdom. [snaps Hallyne's neck. The crowd screams in terror]
High Sparrow: Now, this substance is planted everywhere! This substance is volatile! And the identity of the torchman is a mystery. For one of you holds the torch! And we came here not as conquerors, but as liberators to return control of this city to the people. And at the first sign of interference from the outside world, or for those people attempting to flee, this anonymous smallfolk - this unsung hero - will set the fire. For now, martial law is in effect. Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait. Tomorrow you claim what is rightfully yours.
so what was the point of the alliance if they attack meereen anyway
HOW THE FUCK COULD SHE RUN AFTER HER ABDOMEN WAS PIERCED AND KILL A HIGHLY TRAINED ASSASSIN
I'M DROPPING THIS SHITTY SHOW SO HARD
Is your body ready, /tv/?
BASTARDBOWL GET HYPE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahuppf4kcc
Time for dragon save.
Leave it to Brutmure to do the honorable thing.
>>70769290
O-ok, cheers lad.
I was kind of worried because I weigh like 90 pounds, and I was losing a pint of blood a minute, but I guess I'll be alright hehe
>It's a Dany scene
>CUT CUT CUT
>GOOD MEN
>>70769287
it was the worst episode of the SERIES
>>70769162
cost too many sheckles
wow so fucking pathetic that they cut Blackfish's death. Terrible fucking episode
Completely shit episode.
I give it a 1/10 only because the Blackfish was in it, even though he died off screen.
preview is up on yt lads
This fucking whore again
Please end it
>>70769365
This scene was so bad.
>offscreen fucj
>DANY APPEARS ON AN OFF SCREEN DROGON BECAUSE THEY BLEW ALL THEIR DRAGON BUDGET 2 EPISODES AGO
Seriously, do children run this show?
>>70769036
You mean F(ake)aegon - totally not a Blackfyre- Targaryen.
What has happened to the other 2 dragons after tyrion released them
>>70769365
Nothing happened. She just shows up.
NOONE CARES ABIUR DANY ANYMORE HOLY SHOT ENOUGH
How the fuck did I miss Waif's death? Hmm....really makes you think
>>70769346
[High Sparrow and his men appear before the Great Sept of Baelor]
High Sparrow: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The Red Keep, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this boy, Joffrey Baratheon [holds picture of Joffrey] who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice!
High Sparrow: You have been supplied with a false idol [tears up picture] to stop you tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about Joffrey Baratheon from the words of former King's Hand, Eddard Stark.
High Sparrow: [reads Ned's letter to Stannis] "Joffrey is not the true heir. He is a bastard born of incest between Cersei Lannister and her brother, Jaime. I praised the mad boy who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Seven Kingdoms with the truth, and it is time for me to resign."
High Sparrow: [calls to prisoners] ...And do you accept this man's resignation? But do you accept the resignation of all of these liars?! Of all the corrupt?! [prisoners roar with approval]
High Sparrow: We take King's Landing from the corrupt! The nobles! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity - and we give it back to you, the smallfolk. King's Landing is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. [one of High Sparrow's catapult blows a hole in the gates, allowing his followers inside] But start by storming the Red Keep and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve! For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed! Blood will be shed! The gold cloaks will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. King's Landing will survive.
>>70769363
Run around the street senpai, some fresh air and shitty canal water will do you good
WHY DO I WATCH THIS GARBAGE SHOW
DANY
EX
MACHINA
>>70769209
T O P M I L F
EPISODE SAVED
BERIC
THOROS
>>70769351
>AND KILL A HIGHLY TRAINED ASSASSIN
??? The Waif was on the same level of apprentice as her, scrubbing bodies and shit
GOT IS SHIT NOW
TEARS IN THE RAIN
HOUND DICK
>>70769105
>Blowing a couple of irrelevant in-jokes so out of proportion that you would consider them episode ruining moments
How can anyone be so unapologetic about their own autism?
BROTHERHOOD
WITHOUT
BANNERS
off the boat
The Hound is saving this show
HOUND IS SAVING THE SHOW. HOUND IS SAVING THE SHOW. HOUND IS SAVING THE SHOW.
Lel, this sexism must be making the hipsters at the bar cringe.
BASED BROTHERHOOD
wait the dragon drops her home and fucks off when they're in the middle of battle?
>offscreen Blackfish dying
>offscreen Waif dying
>offscreen Drogon
>offscreen good writing
shit episode
>>70769276
In the books he wants to avoid bloodshed and taking up arms against House Tully.
In the show he just wants to wrap things quickly so he could go back to the capital to fuck his sister.
>>70769270
At the beginning I'm sure he was very enthousiastic. Season 1 changed his life, but I'm sure he got too complacent since then. I doubt he gives a shit anymore, or at least, not as strongly as before.
>>70769392
That's the joke dumbass. They cut away from it as fast as possible
>ANOTHER LE DANNY IS SO POWERFUL SCENE
honestly someone needs to orlando these motherfuckers
>>70769095
stunt cock
>>70769443
Wait how did Waif die? I missed it
>trying to sell merchandise while the episode is airing
she must know her career is going to shit
>>70769345
looks pretty cool desu, at least they can't fuck up a battle episode
>>70769427
>normie trying to defend the godawful writing of this show
JON BTFO
>>70769351
The faceless men are mostly useless unless they get the drop on you. They use poison and hide and alter their appearance for a reason. They're not warriors, they're like all assassins. Complete shitters once you take the element of surprise from them.
Jagen is a little more effective but these aren't master swordsmen or whatever. They shank you or poison your beer when you aren't looking.
Why are they just walking away and letting good rope go to waste?
>Hanging someone when they're dropping like a foot is "instantaneous"
W
H
A
T
Hanging from that small distance would take longer for them to die than hitting them in the face with an axe.
>>70769295
Nice. Yeah I had heard that the other houses would apologize for not helping pronounce Jon King of the North from other leaks too.
hound is the only reason i'm watching this shit
This episode was objectively bad, and yet I find myself having enjoyed it because it BTFO'd all of the fucktards spamming dumb shit about cleganebowl, LSH, and how ebin le blackfish is.
Scarred biancas face. Fuck arya, can she die?
>epic loot
>>70769470
Offscreen, aren't you listening?
worst episode ever
>We need GOOD MEN to help us
What did Beric mean by this?
>>70769432
Was he in love with her or something? what the fuck was the point of all this?
>get stabbed in the stomach twice
>can parkour and outrun a perfectly healthy assassin with just one good night's sleep
DABID PLEASE
>>70769473
This bitch is so ugly.
>>70769087
>>70769168
>>70769188
>>70769278
I thought the blue hair, in addition to hiding his identity was also part of some fake cover story about being Tyroshi or Pentoshi or wherever his false identity is supposedly from. The cultures in the books are far more... flamboyant. Like Tom Bombadil levels of flamboyant. I'm glad they toned that down for the show.
>>70769345
>Showing the only relevant scene of the episode as a trailer
BRILLANT D&D, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THOSE 5 GLORIOUS MINUTES
>>70769508
But....how? Stabbed? Poisoned?
What are you guys talking about, I thought the episode starts in 10 minutes
>>70769480
Jaqen dropped the fucking ball letting a novice do what he should've done.
DAMN THATS A BIG COCK
RANDOM DICK
LOL DND
Is Arya SERIOUSLY running thtough the city after being stabbed?
>>70769443
>offscreen good writing
nice
is Beric ned's last man standing?
all the rest are dead or imprisoned
How much of a coward is he?
>stoneheart btfo
>blackfish btfo
>cleganebowl btfo
8/10 episode m8
>>70769533
It was leaked
>6x09
>battle episode
>Azor Jon has a trick up his sleeve
hype
>>70769480
>Assassins can't make stabbing lethal
You moron.
Tbh the episode of dragon ball super this week was 10 times better than "this"
>>70769353
Fucking watermarked dogshit
Are the gods in this show real? Like is the many faced god a real physical entity?
>>70769409
Why would she be charged with killing Arya, then? Where are the other assassins. Isn't this shit supposed to be an old as fuck organisation with at least dozens of assassins? Are they all away in the world on missions?
>>70769332
I enjoyed the sequence. But I think next episode will make up for it, as that's where most of the budget went. Biggest battle of the entire series yet, they say.
>>70769525
>it's a 60 minutes episode
WE TERMINATOR NOW
>>70769528
Just watch the episode, it hasn't happened yet m8, about to though
>no bran
>no jon
>has dany
>written by D&D
Makes sense that this would be one of the worst episodes ever made
>>70769549
Wasn't he the guy Ned sent after to catch the mountain?
>>70769551
he is not rad anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahuppf4kcc
Bastardbowl!
>>70769538
>big
>>70769524
Yeah, I misremembered the dyed hair bit.
I don't always keep tabs with the show, but I know Connington's character was adapted into Jorah, and they completely cut out the retarded kid who tries to take Dany's dragons and takes up 5 or 6 chapters of Dance.
I'm pretty sure they're just dropping Aegon entirely, which is fine, because his character was introduced way too late in the books to ever really get excited about.
>>70769545
if your life depended on it, wouldn't you run through the pain?
in real life there are stories of gunshot victims running away fine before even realizing they were shot
>>70769567
No, Game of Thrones is realistic, they have no god because we have no god.
>>70769487
He looked like he was going to gut them actually, which could take hours to die if done right
>>70769473
It's possible for her to look worse than the pictures posted on here constantly. I'm actually surprised.
>>70769409
She was tutoring her and clearly already part of the faceless men
spoilers: they showed this shit to make you aware of the river, where they will find LSH
>>70769517
Ser Twenty Goodmen is Azor Ahai
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ARYA THE LAST 2 SEASONS?
WHAT DID SHE LEARN?
>Stoneheart 100% not happening after all
>Whole Riverlands sequence with Brienne and Jaime happens for absolutely no fucking reason
God fuck this show
WAIF
>jump out of two story window and survive
What, she's like 14
>>70769563
I'd watch some cabbage harvesting again
PARKOUR HYPE
>>70769589
what is it about episodes 9s being the "big fight" episodes of the season?
>>70769601
Well he better make sure a passing actress doesn't sow them up and heal them instantly.
>>70769610
how to run VERY fast
how to kill people offscreen
>>70769409
>>70769568
Arya and the Waif were each one kill away from becoming No One, because lolshowFM. There are plenty of others in the books and they aren't completely retarded.
>>70769353
>"I fought an army of unde-"
>"SHUT YOUR STUPID LOOKING FUCKING FACE BASTARD. RAMSAY IS THE WORST, WHERE IS MY FUCKING ARMY, WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN LEMON CAKES, WHY WON'T LITTLE FINGER RETURN MY CUNTING RAVENS?! I AM SANSA STARK AND I WANT A CASTLE AND THREE FUCKING PONIES!
Did James Cameron direct this episode?
>falling two stories with a serious abdominal wound and immediately getting up and sprinting away
>>70769610
pay attention, she's like wolverine of game of thrones. she has mutant healing factor.
>Temple Run 3: GoT Edition
>>70769610
At last, I am truly become, a man with no face
>>70769586
Yes
>>70769480
Yes, underage wounded girls are more effective fighters
>>70769622
women have literal superpowers on game of thrones
stupid men die like the blackfish, off screen
just cuck asoiaf up
>>70769562
Of course they can make it lethal. But Arya is more than capable at taking another small woman in a fight, She held off pretty well against her while fucking blind, and using a weapon she doesn't prefer. The Waif isn't a terminator, she's an assassin. She lost the element of surprise because she decided to fuck around and not just slit her throat when she grabbed Arya.
>>70769622
with multiple stabwounds
>jumping off a balcony that high after just having your guts sewed up 2 days ago
This shit show, man.
When did she learn parkour?
what did arya's storyline accomplish?
>le asscred face
>>70769567
The many faced god is all the gods anyway. That's the point of him being 'many faced' and he isn't physical entity. He's death.
>Faceless Men are supposed to be silent assassins
>Waif is the fucking Terminator
W
H
A
T
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CUT THE SCENE THERE??
FUCK YOU DND FUUUUUUUCK YOUOOOUOUO
>>70769663
She now has magic healing powers.
Goddammit hurry up, I got e3 coverage to watch.
SO MUCH WASTED FUCKING TIME
>assassins
Please tell me at least one of the next two episodes are written by Cogman.
I don't think I can bear to see Jon vs Ramsay written by fucking DnD for fucks sake. They're going to make Ramsay fight shirtless again aren't they.
how did she die?
she stabbed the chair through her?
She isn't bleeding from her head
god what a fucking awful episode
I'm sperging out so hard right now, Beric and Thoros YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>70769398
Just because of that picture, i read everything in Banes voice
MY CABBAGES
>>70769636
YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE IN THIS BATTLE DONT YOU KNOW HE FUCKED ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY LIKE HE RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>top tier assassins
So much hype died.
>>70769567
As far as we know the only god that has shown any sign of being there is R'hllor.
why did waif chase Arya in broad daylight for? just use a face like you did before.
what a shit ep.
Zero rewatchability.
VERY fast Waif running at incredible hihg speed
>>70769689
But it will be so le epic and cool.
I remember when this show wasn't afraid to kill main characters.
So Jaqen or whatever his faggot name is is actually Ned or Syrio, right?
He was training Arya before letting her go back to help take Winterfell, right? Otherwise it makes no sense. He has to be connected somehow to that plotline, why else would he smirk at her and let her leave?
This shit is making Faceless Men look like complete losers
>>70769533
>>70769558
It started an hour ago either way (EST)
>MUH BASKET
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THE
ENTIRE
POINT
OF
THAT
PLOTLINE
DA BANDITS WOZ STEALIN DA OWANGES, MOSTA BRUCE
>>70769573
This one was 55 minutes and nothing happened. Battle is the relevant scene of the next one, rest will be filler, witty jokes and chicken memes
>>70769353
The only episode that will really be memorable. GET HYPE!
>>70769723
whatever happened to this guy?
>>70769673
>Waif is the fucking Terminator 2: Judgement Day
fyp
>>70769470
we all did
Do the Paladins of Kurast show up yet?
>>70769689
You mean the guy who wrote the Dorne plot line? Yeah, they're both by him. Have fun!
>>70769734
a man is not nothing
>>70769647
The Waif is barely any bigger than Arya. And it's not like gut stabs completely cripple you. It can take getting shanked like 50 times to die by getting stabbed in the stomach. When they do it in prison sometimes they stab the other guy like 100 times before he finally drops dead.
2 off screen deaths...is this acceptable /tv/?
What an awful episode. I regret staying up for this. Fuck you all.
>>70769551
>>70769588
Radmure? More like Cuckmure
>>70769744
Offscreen death
>>70769694
How do you have any hype at all for that, The way they were reintroduced was so flat.
>>70769605
After 3 years
>>70769610
Sword handling and quarterstaff and shit, and many other things offscreen I'm sure.
Now she'll be a plot-armored badass in Westeros.
>>70769734
Arya wants to be a assassin, gets cold feet, hunted by those very assassins who she wanted to be
Honestly lads I thought they would fuck up Jaime's character far worse than what we got this episode. Still bad but it could have been worse.
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
I WANTED TO SEE THE FIGHT
>killing the actress noisily and making Arya aware of her presence.
>not taking the actress' face and stabbing Arya again as someone she trusts.
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>70769635
Waif was already no one, she could use the faces
REMEMBER WHEN THIS SHOW ACTUALLY SHOWED ACTON LMAO
Even with our modern surgery and medicine you wouldn't be able to just sleep that shit off and be running around the next day
>>70769734
she got mad skills now
Name one good fight or battle that has happened in this season
Hard Mode: No Magicaly Dual-Wielding fighters
Why didn't the Freys just tell Radmure to tell the commander to open the gate because he is the lord, not the Blackfish? Wouldnt that have worked? It worked after Jaime did it.
What was even the point of this episode? Literally everything interesting happened off screen. Like someone cut out all the good stuff. And why did Arya even bother going back to assassin fucker? Christ this is awful.
why did he allow her to go home?
>>70769663
Honestly? Survival. Had she been in westeros she would have been found and killed. She learned how to lie and pretend to be who she isn't. She learned how to observe and find people's weaknesses and kill them w/o being detected. I doubt she can face change anymore although technically she learned how to skin people's faces and she used a face to kill meryn trant. Biding her time for the Westeros plot to get where it needed to be for her return so she can fulfill w/e the fuck her destiny is.
>>70769767
time is convoluted in westeros :^)
>Based Beric and Thoros are back
Show saved
>it's an offscreen deaths episode
>finally....a girl is...no one
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>>70769567
Old Gods are real, but iirc they're just the children of the forest using the weirwoods or something
The seven have never been shown to be real, nor the black goat of qohor or any other minor god
So far the lord of light hasn't shown any goal, his "doing" contradicts itself so it's probably just misinterpreted magic used for a political agenda by the priests
Drowned God hasn't shown any true presence other than in dreams/visions, there's a chance he'll show himself in the final books as Euron has been foreshadowed as a godslayer
>>70769806
if he said no, she would have just waited for the scene to end then killed him
Anybody have a webmd or screencap of Lady Cranes death? I have a guro fetish.
>>70769775
this
it wasnt so bad
>Arya cuts the candle
>It goes out immediately
I don't think that's how candles work.
>>70769806
a man is an inconsistent faggot
>>70769793
she's got troll levels of regeneration though
>>70769663
Leaks say she now teleports to The Twins and assassinates Walder Frey
>>70769740
A DIMIN DE SOZE UV A TANJEREEN
So why couldn't this combat stuff have just been taught be Syrio Fotel in the woods or something, and have more relevance
Waifs face is pretty qt desu on the wall
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471022
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471022
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471022
BRAVO
DABID AND DANNY
>>70769760
Waif wasn't offscreen and Blackfish isn't dead
Jaqen let her fucking go?
LMAO SO HER WHOLE STORY LINE WAS FOR NOTHING LMAO
Martin would have killed her.
Is this another of one of those episodes where nothing happens, but you guys tell me tons of stuff happened.
Autists caring about two secondary characters dying off-screen. Fucking faggots
>it's another STRONK WOMYN episode
>>70769758
>i-it's not like serious wounds cripple you
Stop defending shitty writing retard
>finally a girl is no one
after failing every single thing she was asked to do
>>70769593
Totally. I'm glad they made adaptations of the source material like that. Way too much fat that had to be trimmed off for the sake of story flow. I doubt GRRM rused D&D. I'm pretty sure the books will be nearly the same. If he lives long enough to finish them, that is.
>>70769718
>not rewatching the hound and mountain rage mode scenes
>>70769828
You couldn't cut through that candle with that thin a sword anyway. That sword is only good for piercing not slashing.
BASTARD BOWL CONFIRMED BASTARD BOWL CONFIRMED BASTARD BOWL CONFIRMED BASTARD BOWL CONFIRMED
>>70769823
already posted
reminder that Tywin is a cuckold, Aerys fucked his wife
So pretty much anyone could've walked into the House, grabbed a shitload of magic faces and run off right?
Security is shit in that place
Ayra is such a useless character.
guys what if the Waif is Arya
>>70769692
why aren't the chair legs bloody then? And how did she pierce through skin, fat, muscle and wedge apart the shoulder bones with those flat wooden legs? Waif must be pretty strong
>>70769828
Should have shown her cutting the flame.
so basically two face god got out of this whole arya scenario with two less cunny
>Hurnaym is Arya Stark and I am going home
what did she mean by this?
so.. the faceless men is basically just one guy now?
*Dies offscreen*
>>70769734
A plotline is no-one
WHY DID WAIFU STOP RUNNING!?
WHY DID SHE TURN INTO AN 90'S SLASHER VILLIAN?
>Waif misses the throat previous episode
>10 full seconds to cut Arya's throat open
>Goes for the belly
>Parkouring Arya with gut wounds
>Silent assassin Waif pulls out her .44 and shoots a china shop
>Offscreen deaths xD
>"Nailed it" D&D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzsR8Pk3TE Preview
>"Truly you have become A Song of Ice and Fire: The Winds of Winter"
REALLY D&D?
>>70769439
She's quite heavy, he's probably gone for a lie down.
Finally I have become
a game of thrones
>>70769593
They won't drop him, where do you think Varys went and who do you think he'll come back with.
The books end on that and Euron, they will stale those 2 plots as long as they can because it's the only mystery about the next books.
>finally a girl is no one
>no thx im gonna go somewhere else
>ok cool im fine with that also
jaqen's a pretty laid back dude
>>70769806
The many faced god did not wish arya stark to be no one.
>>70769398
Bernie Sanders confirmed
SNOWBOWL
>>70769725
These weren't main characters. GRRM and D&D have known since day 1 that it's all about Dany and Jon. Ned Stark and Robb appeared as main characters because their actions had a large impact on the plot at that time, but they were secondary.
This show is no different than any other fantasy show. The Whitewalkers are gonna lose. Dany and Jon are gonna win. Arya won't die, Tyrion won't die.
>>70769884
stealing a face makes your face liable. that's how they made Arya blind
>>70769775
>>70769827
Are you retarded? All of Jaime's life he's just done whatever was easiest to keep fucking Cersei. That was his driving force, he had no greater ambition than to keep fucking Cersei.
The whole point of his AFFC development was to show him growing into his own man, actually striving to be better. Instead they replaced that with more Cersei fucking.
They ruined him. How could they have fucked it up worse?
>Stannis offscreen
>Blackfish offscreen
>Roose's character butchered
They've changed from killing main characters to killing the best actors
THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE 2 DRAGONS TYRION RELEASED YEARS AGO?
F
;_;
>>70769910
Based
>>70769533
>>70769558
>>70769732
It's been on episode sites since like 2 in the afternoon EST.
>>70769901
thank you
snowbowl next episode
get hype
>>70769760
>Open mouth
>Bloody
>Dead
Stop it boner
cleganebowl unconfirmed
also
Arya Stark stupidest person ever confirmed
>>70769828
She uses the air from the swing to knock out the flame while cutting it in half at the same time.
>>70769871
It's a very narrow blade, not a literal needle.
This episode was so bad, I cried out in anger several times
BASTARDBOWL!!!!!
>>70769894
There are 9 of them in total. Only 3 shown on screen.
>finally a girl is no one
.........What? How did killing the Waif make Arya "no one"?
>>70769692
she just made her fall and break her back.
>>70769942
they're so fucking outmatched.
how they gonna pull this off?
VERY FAST WAIF
RUNNING INCREDIBLE SPEED
all this talk about Catelyn in multiple scenes and the brotherhood storyline can only mean one thing
S T O N E H E A R T
C O N F I R M E D
>>70769925
Yeah I thought this yesterday. They continued the cersei romance because they caved into the sjws and tumblerites, they couldnt make cersei into the moonboy fucking slut monster she became in the books so the whole thing got fucking ruined.
>>70769808
Is she going to face change into a white walker and destroy them from the inside?
i thought needles could only pierce?
>>70769806
How did she even get inside?
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE LEAK, HOW DID IT OCCUR? WHY DIDNT 9 AND 10 GET LEAKED ALONGSIDE IT?
>>70769950
Try hitting a candle with something like that. pro-tip, it just knocks the candle over.
>>70769969
knights of the vale and red magic
>>70769257
Waif can't fight in darkness.
Arya can because she trained when she was blind.
>yfw Cleganebowl was unconfirmed
Those fuckers, they teased us
>>70769610
>killed waif assassin
>what did she learn
>>70769940
it was posted earlier in the thread
Why people are mad about the offscreen death of the waif?
She cut the candle to fight in the dark vs her. Seeing the fight would be pointless since you would not be able to see them fighting.
ARYA SPENT FUCKING ONE SEASON FIGHTING BLIND VS HER. She took advantage of this fact to fight her in a position where she have the advantage.
No point in showing it.
What was the rumor?
>>70769901
ok that looks fooking good.
Gladiator hack, but still good.
OK SEE YA, HAVE A SAFE TRIP
>>70769968
>falling from chair height
>blood
>snapped neck
>>70769958
and who are them?
you're not couting arya and waif right?
>>70770006
but how did she?
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Words can't describe how much of a fucking mess those 2 jews have made this series.
>>70769934
He unchained them he didn't release them. They're probably still in their pit.
Why doesn't Bran Stark just go back in time and kill everyone who killed his family?
>>70769901
please be good please be good please be good
who is the urlich of westeros?
>>70769986
using the front door?
>>70770002
Don't all faceless men train like that?
>CLEGANEBOWL never
This is truly the darkest timeline.
So it's confirmed that the Facelss Men was just Jaqen, Waif and Arya? Why is the temple always empty? Why wouldn't you send multiple assassins after the biggest liability to your order? Why would Jaqen not keep sending people after her? Why the fuck does he like her so much? WHAT WAS THE GOD DAMN POINT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>my face when I realized that 90% of the shit that happens in game of thrones just does not matter to the main plot at all
>>70770022
Probably that retarded blind training, considering she cut the candle
>>70769806
He probably didn't know who she was.
>Finally
>You are Noone?
>I'm Arya Stark and I'm going home
>Oh right, bye...
Arya walks away
>...I wonder where noone went she got blood all over her face and didn't wipe it before putting it back on the stand. Hey Jaqen 32, have you seen Noone?
Offscreen confirmed as new villain
How will they stop it?
>Faceless men are actually just two random guys
Worst cult ever
>>70770006
She could have killed her with needle from the very beginning. She knew footwork.
Did she learn more footwork?
>>70769857
Oh tons of stuff does happen. JUST OFFSCREEN
SNOWBOWL HABBENING NEXT WEEK NIGGAS!
GET FUCKING HYPE!
Time for Jon to save the series again next episode
>>70770013
but why wouldn't the girl that's farther along in facelessmen training not have already gone through the blindness training?
>>70770020
it's fantasy, ain't gotta explain shit
HE QUESTIONS HIS LOYALTY TO EDMANURE WHEN HE SURRENDERS THE CASTLE
HE THEN GOES ON TO KNOCK OUT A SOLDIER AND DRESS UP IN HIS CLOTHES
THE BLACKFISH NOTICES THAT DYING IS RETARD, MAKES HIS ESCAPE AND THIS GUY COVERS FOR HIM
THE BLACKFISH IS ALIVE
>>70770013
HOW THE FUCK DOES CUTTING A CANDLE IN HALF STOP THE FLAME. IT DOES NOT. THE LIGHT WAS STILL ON.
>>70770036
Well so far the only time he was able to impact the past was kind of distracting Ned for 2 seconds, and in the other instance he completely fucked Hodor's brain, rendering him a complete retard.
>>70770022
I guess she knows how to fight while blind and the waif doesn't.
>>70769862
This is literally every episode, my man. Come on.
>>70769653
You are a retard, your show is shit.
>>70769979
Bravoosi man that Jorah fought in slave pits slashed his face. Doesn't do much but still cuts.
>>70769806
She is no one. But no one can become Arya Stark for a time. The Many Faced God will get the names a girl has offered. She is his servant now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyaVJyDZYU4&t=1m35s
>Giving her this Valyrian steel sword is no small thing, there are probably like 10 of these things in the world.
>Valyrian steel blades were scarce and costly, yet thousands remained in the world, perhaps two hundred in the Seven Kingdoms alone.
A Storm of Swords, Chapter 32, Tyrion IV.
>>70770003
leakers said there was no cleganebowl this season.
>>70769351
she blew out the candle with Needle, making the room they were fighting in completely dark.
Since she was blind for an extended period, she had the tactical advantage, despite her wounds.
>>70770047
Because she saved his life?
Ramsay Bolton will be killed off screen
screen cap this post
>>70769901
Looks ok, hope Davos kills Melly.
When was the last death of an important character? Jon doesnt count
Tywin in s4 ?
why would cutting the candle make the room dark? the part that's burning is still intact.
this entire past week people were coming up with wackadoo theories about arya's storyline, and all we got was
>it really was her but she just sleeps it off lmao
So Blackfish could have just went North and defend Sansa with an army, instead he let Jaimie just his whole army and he an herod? Ok.
>>70770113
He already paid her back for that shit. How do you think she got out of Harrenhall?
>>70769763
me too. fuck this show
>>70770152
she cut the fire
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>>70769030
NEW THREAD
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>>70769030
NEW THREAD
>>70769030
>>70769030
NEW THREAD
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>>70769030
NEW THREAD
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>>70769030
NEW THREAD
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>>70769030
NEW THREAD
>Cleganebowl cancelled
>Qyburn finds Wildfire for Cersei
>Arya heads to riverrun
>Jaime captures riverrun
>>70770021
There's a very slight possibility we'll see the faceless alchemist next season, although the Oldtown storyline in AFFC seems riddled with red herrings and the show seems to cut out that sort of thing.
>>70770149
the mannis
>>70770179
no she didn't
>>70770040
Except she apparently spent days waiting to be let in when she first got there, eventually giving up and throwing her coin into the pond.
Safe to say they lock the front door, buddy.
>>70769976
Arya is going to be the resolution to any remaining political division.
>>70769810
>mfw they're still played by the same based dudes
That fucking bait-and-switch with the Lady Stoneheart hint ie the BWB killing smallfolk to further their vengeful cause instead of protecting them. And it turns out they were just being retarded. I'm not sure if I hate it or love it; the Beric/Thoros duo is unbeatable but D&D keep doing stupid shit.
>>70770149
Jamie's character season 6 episode 8
>>70770108
ALL FACELESS MEN TRAIN LIKE THAT
>>70770202
it is called manners.
>>70769443
Offscreen Drogon was fine, since you still heard him. He was still present in the scene despite not being...Seen.
Kind of like Jaws.
The rest of it is inexcusable garbage.
>>70769439
kek that face
sleepy time for breaker of chairs
>>70769986
she worked there for 2 seasons remember?
>>70770227
savage
>>70770227
>Have all the framework for his redemption in tact
>completely shit on all of it
Bravo
>>70769821
TOP KEK
>>70769910
>jaqen's a pretty laid back dude
>>70769806
BRAN DID IT
>>70769398
LOL this is actually pretty good.
>>70769991
Because they don't want us to shine nigga
>>70770336
I can't even tell if this is the shopped version or not anymore.
>>70770100
>Toemen takes it away from her, and knowing really what he is doing.
>He might be a weak King but he's not an idiot.
>He understands this move means she probably isn't going to fare that well in this trial.
He may not be an idiot Dabbid but you are.
Best
>Dondarrion ft. Hound
>Mountain
>Waif is dead
Worst
>Parkour shit
>Daenerys
I hope to see Jaime BTFOing Cersei soon
>>70770156
haha i cannot believe this shit.
>>70769871
Get a load of this guy and his candles made of steel
>>70769901
WE BRAVEHEART NOW BOYS
I'm so fucking pissed off. I had high expectations for this episode and they butchered it. This episode could have been done so much better. Total shit. FUCK!
>>70769827
Jaime actually surprised me in a good way. The part that pisses me off is that the Tully's will likely not be allowed to go North as originally intended and the Blackfish got himself killed for no reason.
>>70770725
>This episode could have been done so much better.
>episode
just this episode?
>>70769925
>Cersei fuck lancel
>Jaime ignore cersei for that
Thank me later
>>70770080
Well it wouldn't be the Tully commander because that's Lannister armor. If Blackfish managed to escape and disguise himself, he wouldn't waste his time talking to Jaime unless he intended to kill him. If Blackfish is alive, he went into the River wounded and expected to be dead. But that won't happen. He's dead. There is no purpose for him now.
I fucking pray that they said the "blackfish died fighting" because he threw himself into the fucking river and swam off, only they assumed he died. They can't be making the same retard decisions again, not after the Stannis shit happened.
>>70770968
jews did this
>>70769596
>running through the pain
>got stabbed 8 times in the stomach
>bleeding all over the place
Yeah ok anon
>>70770888
No a lot of them could. I just feel more disappointed because I had higher expectations going in tying up the Arya arc about FM
>>70769783
>not blending into the crowd after losing track of Arya
ONE. JOB.
>>70771084
Technically wasn't it a slash and 2 stabs?
>>70770156
>mfw
Poor Preston.
>>70769610
nothing, she didn't learn, she became no one.
Waif took Arya's face, and now she knows everything Arya knows. So now she will go home to Winterfell and claim the life the faceless god was robbed of.
quote me on this.
>>70771103
it was quite the cop out
kill a fm, become a fm
its the take a penny leave a penny rule
The suffering of bookfags empowers me.
>>70770080
>another fan theory better than the actual show
when will they learn
>>70769893
>Please ignore how shit the faceless men plot was here I'll even give you shit line for stark nostalgia.
>>70771171
a slash a stab and a cylinder of destruction because the waif twisted the blade 180 degrees in the second stab.
>>70770152
You're a fucking retard
