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OLD THREAD: >>70762794
ONLY GOOD TULLY IS A DEAD TULLY
>In 7th Heaven I'll see you once more
What did she mean by this?
>>70764997
t. Frey
THE WAR WAS LOST
>a girl has finally become no one after several painstakingly awful to watch seasons and an entire arc
>lolno i'm arya stark of winterfell im going home
for fuck sake
What is the rumor
What is the rumor
What is the rumor
Another episode, another delusion.
This season is fucking boring, the good scenes are cut, but we have Tyrion socializer and Brown fucking everybody.
Nothing happened, the only thing that excited me was the Masters attacking Mereen, but.. nothing happened.
>>70765055
I WAS NOT CAUGHT
Garbage fucking episode:
>there was literally no point to the Riverrun story except to make it look like the Lannisters look like their winning before the Starks get their second wind
>Jaime is a completely different character in the show
>Brienne gets away, again
>Tommen [prepares to vindicate Stannis Baratheon and condemn himself to being a bastard born of incest
>The Maesters have for some reason gone for a naval siege, and Yara is obviously going to shut that down
George should have finished the fucking books before he greenlit the show, this a mess
T MINUS 1 HOUR TIL SHOWTIME YOU NIGS
ARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR SYRIO?!??!
>>70765030
What's his name again?
>>70764944
Now where is episode 9? :^)
>>70765105
The rumor is that the wildfire caches from the civil war are still under Kings Landing. Cersei wants to blow up the sept.
>>70765179
Already leaked
>>70765179
:^)
>>70765179
Episode has been leaked.
>>70765170
Is Cersei's whole trial not to do with her fucking lancel and other shit and Jaime being Tommen's father is still unknown to the sparrows?
>>70765237
>>70765252
>>70765254
>4 gigs
>12k leechers
kill me now
Episode 9 better leak tonight too
>>70765282
http://gorillavid.in/cs1obhj2h5cf
A few highlights from this utterly shit episode:
>Blackfish dies off screen
>Brienne and Jamie wave goodbye to each other
>Chicken-meme-man joins the Brotherhood without Banners
>Trial by combat is outlawed, Cleganebowl is now unconfirmed
>Arya kills the Waif by fighting her in the dark, another scene that is off camera
>Dany comes back and the entire city is under siege.
BRAVO
>>70765349
man the audio is all fucked up.
why did waif turn into jason vorhees at the end
Spoilers for the end of season has been leaked, I read them on reddit.
Precise spoilers about the ep 10.
>>70765232
Nice
Burn baby burn.
>>70765415
r/freefolk?
>>70765415
Post them big boy
This.
Alt Shift X spent half his video theorizing about Arya.
AND THE FUCKERS DIDN'T PUT ANY TWIST AT ALL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>70765457
And this.
Good season ending.
>>70765268
No Cersei's walk of atonement was for fucking Lancel, she confessed to that to get out of the Sept and because she was pretty fucked already since Lancel testified that they had sex
Season 5, episode 10:
>High Sparrow:There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery.
>Cersei: A lie. A lie from the lips of Stannis Baratheon. He wants the throne, but his brother's children stand in his way. So he claims they are not his brother's. That filth. There is not one shred of truth to it. I deny it.
>HIgh Sparrow: Good. But these are terrible charges. And the realm must know the truth of them. If Your Grace has given honest testimony, your trial will prove your innocence.
>Cersei: Trial? I have confessed.
>High Sparrow: To a single sin. Others you have denied. Your trial will separate the truths from the falsehoods.
THAT'S RIGHT, THE HIGH FUCKING SPARROW OF THE FAITH OF THE SEVEN IS MAKING THE CHARGES AGAINST CERSEI FOR A MAN WHO FOLLOWED THE RED GOD, AND TOMMEN, KEVAN, AND PYCELLE HAVE ALLOWED IT
IT
MAKES
NO
FUCKING
SENSE
>>70765473
the twist was there WAS no twist
Wow this Grey Worm/Tyrion joke telling scene is the worst thing I've ever seen
>>70765415
Stay there
You aren't welcome here no matter how much the janitor wants you to think you are
>>70765473
The Ayra speculation this season has been great, people just can't accept how shit this show is and keep saying that some crazy twist is coming
I wonder if people will be mad when the season ends and nothing crazy has happened
>>70765566
sorry for my tone man but
DID YOU SEE HIS VIDEO? FUCKER SPENTS A DOZEN OF MINUTES SAYING THAT ARYA IS ACTUALLY JAQUEN, AND THE PASSER BY IS ACTUALLY ARYA, BUT THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE TO IT.
Are the red priests the muslims of the ASOIF world?
LOL @ bookfags and their extreme tinfoilery
>>70765695
Considering they're the one follow the true god i think they're jews
>>70765731
If their god is the one true god, then who is the Many Faced God, that magically took away and then gave back Arya's sight?
Dunno what you guys are talking about this episode is pretty good
Cleganebowl deconfirmed. Jaime acting like a sociopath and fully regressed. Regurgitating lines from previous sequels as homages in two separate scenes.
I enjoyed the episode a lot for the parts slightly reminiscent of Feast and the brief hint of logical consistency in Arya winning while they're both 'blind.'
I'm disappointed in this so much. I wonder what GRRM thinks of it?
>>70764944
CLEGANEBOWL UNCONFIRMED
>>70765843
GRRM gives the go ahead and gives plot lines for a lot of this. eg. Stannis burning Shireen
What was the point of all these shit storylines?
I know their are trying to make Jamie a complex character but it's just coming off as his being completely bipolar
> is an asshole until season 3
> in season 3 he is starting a character arc to become better person
> season 6, he completely evil
All for cearsi, who doesn't give a fuck about him
Also, could be me, but Jamie is looking an awful lot like Nathan fillion now
>>70765837
It is solid apart from like one or two scenes. Fucking petty bookfags are overreacting on cue now. Ranting to them is like heroin to a junkie
>>70765890
What a fucking hack
>>70765959
I was hoping he'd attack Riverrun and wind up killing Brienne, thus tipping his moral compass back from the guilt.
Oh shit the masters are fucking sailing in
>>70765987
Yeah this is pretty damn good.
Is Edmure the most JUST character atm?
>>70766130
What about Cersei ?
She's about to allah ahkbar herself because even her son doesn't care about about her now
>>70765473
The show is complete garbage confirmed
Old >>70764876
>The Mountain literally only killed 1 extra and nothing else
>it's a dany scene
>CUT CUT CUT
How can anyone take this shit seriously
Where is Saladhoor Saan? Did he die? Where is the rest of Stannis' fleet from Hardhome at?
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FAG SHOWING THE EPISODE NOW AND NOT IN 40 MINS YOU FUCKIGN CUNTS FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's like they actively try to make the show as shitty as possible. What a fucking disappointment.
if pycelle, kevan, etc, are going to die in the fire, what the fuck is varys leaving for?
>High Sparrow:There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery.
>Cersei: A lie. A lie from the lips of Stannis Baratheon. He wants the throne, but his brother's children stand in his way. So he claims they are not his brother's. That filth. There is not one shred of truth to it. I deny it.
>HIgh Sparrow: Good. But these are terrible charges. And the realm must know the truth of them. If Your Grace has given honest testimony, your trial will prove your innocence.
>Cersei: Trial? I have confessed.
>High Sparrow: To a single sin. Others you have denied. Your trial will separate the truths from the falsehoods.
Reminder that Tommen is literally setting himself up to be declared an incest bastard with no claim to the throne, and Kevan and Pycelle and standing right beside him.
Meanwhile book Kevan spells it out:
>Be that as it may, we need Ser Robert to prevail, my lords. If my niece is proved guilty of these treasons, the legitimacy of her children will be called into question. If Tommen ceases to be a king, Margaery will cease to be a queen.
I'm done with this show.
Shitposting here was fun, I will remain to see the spoilers and shitpost but I'm done watching. That's it. The writing is complete shit, that dude from yesterday? The married guy who said every character and arc is shit with the shitty writing?
You were spot on my man. I'm done. Killing Blackfish and waif offscreen, Reddit Meme Dwarf jokes, Jamie ruined, Arya doing nothing and living, no, I'm fucking done. Fuck this piece of shit show. They can't write and I'm done fuck you Dabid and fuck you GRRM.
>>70766130
That would be Theon. He's the epitome of JUST.
>>70766336
Shoulda been here when the leak happened
>>70766335
Where did the half of his army that deserted go?
What the fuck are the ~400 men in Eastwatch and the Shadow Tower on the Wall doing?
LSH fags BTFO
LSH fags BTFO
LSH fags BTFO
LSH fags BTFO
BERIC IS STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKS
>>70766367
see you next week in the stream
why did the blackfish sacrifice himself? Why did he say that Brienne had more to offer? He's a general with decades of experience and the last free member of a great house of westeros. In what way does brienne contribute more than him?
Apologize, /got/
>>70766130
Why the fuck didn't he just tell Jaime and the Freys to go fuck themselves as soon as he got in the castle?
Failing that, why didn't the blackfish just throw him off the walls of the castle because clearly kinslaying is no big deal in Westerors anymore.
>>70765890
I think people give GRRM too much credit. He's just an autistic JK Rowling. He'll let them shit all over his work as much as they like because all the show is to him is cross-promotion.
does someone have the spoilers from the dude who worked on set saved and if so could you post please I would appreciate
>>70766422
she's a strong wymin
>yfw Beric is actually azor ahai
>>70766329
They're leaving all the fighting for the last 2 episodes.
Danny vs The Masters
Starks vs Boltons
White Walkers vs The Wall which they'll overrun when Jon is away so he can survive, but they can start pushing south
>>70766376
define JUST
>>70765282
i got u senpai
https://tartarus.feralhosting.com/kim/web/got/got8.mkv
>>70766422
It doesn't matter whether or not Brienne can contribute more because there's fucking nothing stopping them from both going and both helping Sansa. It's not like it was a case of "only room in the boat for one of them" or anything. It was a 100% D&D OC donut steel line that makes no fucking sense.
>>70766422
BECAUSE MUH HOUSE
>>70766408
They way they showed the hound pissing into the water gave me some pretty hardcore "there's something in the water" vibes. She'll probably show up soon.
>>70764997
Well they're all dead now
>the "jokes" scene
what the fucking shit even was that?
>cock jokes
>no pacing so the characters all seem to not react to anything
> tommen is retarded (guess this is acceptable)
>arya was just walking around waiting to be murdered
>arya can enter the house of black and white with no problem
>the waif acts like an 80s villan (fucking disgusting)
>storylines make no sense
>lady crane didn’t need to die
>Tyrion is drinking again
Worst episode ever, why did I keep hope I do not know. Instadrop.
Jesus christ that episode sucked
So Arya is now Wolverine and can easily heal from any injury and go on? wtf? someone should seriously murder GURM's wife to rid us of Arya's plot armour.
>>70764944
Holy shit. The scene with Arya and the Waif was really well done.
Am I supposed to be entertained with the shit that they are showing?
>>70766473
What's there to define? He was the architect of his own ruin.
>>70766452
jonautist and the wildlings fight ramsay and get mostly BTFO until the riders of rohan show up and save them
ramsay gets eaten by his hounds
cersei blows up the sept of abandoned subway station that 9 out of 10 kings landing scenes took place in with wildfyre and kills a bunch of people
Tell me a joke /tv/
Where is this fat fuck going?
>>70766329
>CUT CUT CUT
Wait what? Can you hear the director saying cut or something?
>>70765787
He's all of the gods, the old ones, the new ones, the light one
>>70766422
Also since he definitely knows he is going to get himself killed instantly surely his death is just a straight up suicide, not even a fight. Isn't he the last remaining fucking Tully besides Edmure? Who he knows could be executed any moment. It doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
well, the FM arc was a huge disappointment. GG DD on fucking it up.
>>70766505
I am seriously convinced that D&D are trolling us on purpose and that's why the put in scenes like this to see how far they can go.
There can't be another explanation that makes sense.
I'm rooting for cersei over the faith now. Tommen has become the high sparrows bitch.
>>70766520
>lady crane didn’t need to die
Why wouldn't she? Payment was made already
>I prefer chicken
WHAT
THE
FUCK
they just had to fucking do it
>>70766537
no literally, I don't know the JUST meme
>here's a character you haven't seen in a while
>dead an episode later
>uh ok
>>70766547
Westeros
>Dany comes back on her dragon
>didn't burn the fleet to ashes before landing
on the other hand at least we didn't get another 'Dany is so cool with her dragons' scene.
amazing how they've managed to make it so no matter what happens with this story, it's always cringe worthy
>>70766546
this season
>The entire reason that Arya went through the Blind Training was so that she could Ambush the Waif in the dark who has not undergone that training
>has to go to New York City for business with his publishers
>spends the trips eating pizza and crabs
what the fuck is wrong with GRRM? Why does he even meet his publishers anymore it's not like he still writes
comfyzone is halfway through. Anyone have link to a legit torrent from the beginning?
>>70766547
Funny thing is:
He is walking like a lord, like he owns the street
I don't get it.
>>70766547
>we need friends in westeros
gee i wonder
So when will Stannis show up? Now or later?
>watch this with my mom
>she thinks they're saying "milk of the puppy"
>>70766547
dorne
>>70765457
So.... who's gonna be king once Tommen dies?
>Riverland soldiers are so loyal they'll obey Edmure even after he's been locked up for years
>Nobody in the North gives 2 shits about poor Rickon
The Riverlanders are the real bros of this show.
Also we got told the Blackwoods and Mallsiters also rose up against the Freys. Do you want to stop at Raventree Brienne? No? Seagard? Nope? Ok, don't why they even bothered mentioning them then, but ok.
>He died fighting
I don't know what I expected.
>>70766547
on a wild cock hunt
>>70766581
>>70766599
>>70766601
Why doesn't he want to meet Dany?
>>70765170
The scene before Brienne enters Riverrun specifically says that she would die like Blackfish, but she doesn't? wtf D&D pls
Why the fuck do they keep having tyrion/gayworm/missandei cringe scenes? Is there ANYONE who enjoys them?
>>70764944
1st for hounds penis
a7dc55157ea91ea3cb79a6d485b9b57972e58760
^acestream for people wanting to watch this shitty episode
>>70766617
None, assuming cersei burns KL down there won't be a king and Dany will arrive next season becoming Queen.
>>70766570
Someone whose actions have dire consequences.
>yfw cleganebowl was unconfirmed
>leakfags posting spoilers
Cancer
quints for jonsa
SanSan confirmed!
>>70766625
HOW THE FUCK DID BRIENNE CROSS THE TWINS ARGGG
>>70766584
She did come on her dragon. Drogon flew off after she got in safely. Shes gonna use him in the seige next episode
Is Stannis and Blackfish coming back in season 7?
>>70765370
lucky for brienne only jaime was looking towards the river
>>70766553
But if that's so, then he really was just putting up acts for different peoples at different times.
The current "correct" incarnation of him isn't any more correct than those other acts he put on.
He may be the "one true god" but the "lord of fire" is not the one true god, it's just one aspect of it, so the red priests don't actually follow the true god any more than everyone else does.
Note that Tyrion spends a minute of screentime telling this joke and then explaining it (with Lannister, Martell and Stark substituted in).
>An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drinking saying, "Come on you little git, spit it out!"
>>70766584
barely even cringe worthy anymore, its just bland.
>>70766612
that's a whole other potion, made for furries.
>>70766634
I enjoyed them.
>>70766547
What were all hoping for:
>To kill Kevan and Pycelle
What we all know is going to happen:
>Dorne, and maybe the Iron Islands since they're both currently in revolt
This episode is Season 5 garbage tier. Literally what the fuck.
>>70766660
I know right.
I'm just here for a stream link and everyone's ruining the experience of watching a new episode.
>>70766628
Since we never saw the fight, how do you think it actually went down? Maybe it was so embarassing DnD couldn't bring themselves to film it? Like Blackfish comes up the stairs sword in hand and instantly takes a crossbow bolt to the face from Lannister Soldier 102#. What the fuck was he even thinking going up to fight?
>>70766666
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>70766634
imagine, we couldve at least gotten barristan vs tyrion tension in the pyramid instead of "Drinking with Eunuchs"
>spoken like a man who has never needed to shave
BRAVO DABIT
>>70766659
I know it's a tv show, but that whole Arya bleeding out stuff that happened this episode, it's not physically possible to do all the stuff she did with stomach stab wounds.
>>70766677
Why was she even sneaking out? Jaime told her she could leave, she was the one who said she was going to fight.
>>70766667
>She did come on her dragon
that's what i said
>Shes gonna use him in the seige next episode
why wait? burn them before you even land.
>>70766532
fucking kill yourself it was the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen
>>70766717
ab muscles are for pussies
>we haven't seen the Snakes or Dorne since ep1
They're going to show up soon aren't they?
>Varys leaves the same day that the Masters attack
>Even though its just poor writing Preston will spend 30 minutes creating a theory that will be disproved 1 episode later
LOOOL bookfags ranting their asses off because two secondary characters got killed off-screen. What a bunch of petty cucks
>>70766666
two people aren't exactly an army
they have a lot more freedom of movement
I hated this episode as much as everyone else but complaining about that is literal autism
>>70766547
To make a deal with the Sand Snakes.
They'll make a joke about him having no cock 100% guaranteed.
>>70766666
>66666
Im on vacation and the new episode starts in 20 min. Does HBO re-air the episodes like later tonight? Id rather not watch it on my phone
>>70765370
>Trial by combat is outlawed,
love how that was a blatant "fuck u" from the dabids to the redditors and their trash theory.
>>70766717
Not to mention it's cliche as fuck AND the faceless woman was supposed to be like a serious assassin and doesn't even bother checking to see if she's dead.
AND of course Arya's a fucking retard and fell for the poor old woman thing in the first place.
>>70766717
womyn stronk
>>70766725
Because if she doesn't have a plan she risks Drogon being injured
I had to pause during the Daeny scene because it was so hillarious. All it was missing was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_o7XUX3fg
And is there a more fucked up by the show character than Lem? I wouldn't say he was my favorite but I enjoyed him in the books.
Besides all the obvious dumb shit in this episode. Did you guys notice how immedietly weak and flat sounding all the scenes were? The Sandor scenes last episode felt fucking great and this episode Sandor was more like a charicature just going around spouting one liners.
>>70766736
Yep, take a guess who's going to show up in Dorne in episode 10?
That's right, it'll be Dany supported by Yara and Elaria vs the Kingdom, or whatever is left of it
>>70766680
I don't get it
>>70766547
SAVING THIS SHOW
WITH NO D&D SURVIVORS
fuck, I never thought I would consider dropping this show but after that episode I just don't know
but, who am I kidding? I enjoy shitposting here so I need to know what's going happening in this shitshow
>tfw enjoy more shitposting than actually watching the show
>post yfw dorans plotline goes to the sneks and they provide dany with ships and their army because muh stronk womyn power
>>70766647
>a7dc55157ea91ea3cb79a6d485b9b57972e58760
What do I do with this? I am retarded.
>Drogon will sink the entire Master fleet in 5 minutes and that will be the end of the entire Sons of the Harpy plot
You know an episode is bad if even normies aren't eating the shit up.
>>70766547
He is just running away now that Danny is back.
Remember he was the one trying to murder her back in season 1.
requesting "really fast waif running at high speed"
Bunch of faggots shitposting about each episode yet still so fucking obsessed with the show they keep coming back every week and discussing it to death. You are all pathetic to the highest degree
>>70766807
Save yourself the trouble and don't watch it, was fucking terrible
>>70766749
This isn't about bookfags you shitposting show-pleb.
>I-it wasn't Arya, you'll see!
It's YET AGAIN another episode of pathetic overthinkers trying to rationalize why they still love that garbage show while D&D laugh on the way to the bank
>>70766800
Same, if it wasn't for /got/ I would've dropped this shitfest long ago, like I did with The Walking Dead and others
brienne says blackfish has more men than sansa and jon. dont they have roughly 2500 soldiers? that means the blackfish must have 3000 plus. that would easily turn the tide against the boltons and probably could have fought the freys before the lannisters came in.
>5 minutes of Arya and the waif running
Why
>>70766794
English are uptight.
Irish like drinking so much they don't give a shit.
Scots are so stingy they won't tolerate a fly taking the tiniest amount of beer from themit makes no sense to substitute Starks here but whatever
>>70766818
Wat? He was trying to bring the Targs back to power.
>>70766800
I'm considering dropping the show too at this point
I know D&D want team girl power to take the Kingdom, and they probably will, I just hope we get George's ending anyways and it's bittersweet
stream pls
Was this latest episode this bad?
Varys plot was shite, sudden arrival of Dany was shite, the whole Meereen plot was shite.
Also how the fuck Tullys still accept a prisoner cuck as "lord"?
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it's just bad.
>>70766837
>4 minutes of Tyrion telling jokes
DABID DABID MAKE IT LIKE THE TOTAL WAR GAMES DABID
>>70766859
IT WAS LEAKED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK OFF AND STOP ASKING
>>70766826
At this point it's just like watching a train wreck. We watch to see how terribly they do everything.
>>70766422
You retarded kid? He doesn't give a fuck about Sansa
>>70766647
>a7dc55157ea91ea3cb79a6d485b9b57972e58760
it's been prebuffering forever
>>70766861
Not as bad as s6e1, but bad.
>>70766883
At least laughing missandei wascute
>>70766358
why is tommen so retarded?
I know it's his character but it's just really not believable
>>70766852
Go on do it drop the show. Don't just talk about doing it and then come back next week like a pathetic fag.
>>70766836
Well she left before they recruited people from the Northern Houses, so she's thinking they have 2000.
so blackfish may have 2100+ considering the castle looks kinda big
Mace the Ace - the one true King of Westeros. He'll be the only thing standing between the Night King and the Iron Throne in the end.
>>70766841
In the books it makes sense because he is backing Aegon.
In the show it's yet another plothole.
>>70766861
weren't they the ones in the play? they were blurred
>boat mounted trebuchets
>no, brienne of tarth. while i have a perfectly good opportunity to continue fighting for my house, i will instead kill myself here, at this castle which has already changed hands several times
>>70766902
They aged him up so he could have sex with Margaery but didn't rewrite him at all from his 9 year old persona of "agree with the last person who tells him what to do."
>>70766861
It was good, salty bookfags are getting their panties in a twist as always.
It's the Lady Stoneheart and Cleganebowl crowd this time.
>We need GOOD MEN to help us
What did Beric mean by this?
>>70766547
He's going to arrange a deal with the Iron Fleet and the Greyjoys and the Dornish to get ships and men for invading Westeros.
The Iron Fleet will show up (along with Dany and her Dragons) just in the nick of time to save the city.
I like how Arya can just magically heal from multiple deep stab wounds to the stomach by drinking some liquid opium and sleeping it off.
The Hound is by far the best character in this show atm cos the actor is top-notch.
I watched all six seasons in a binge a few months ago to finally get into this show, and when you watch them back to back it's disconcerting seeing the acting go from awesome characters like Ned Stark, Tywin Lannister, Robert Baratheon and the rest to the
fucking Sand Snakes and suchlike.
The kid actors are always terrible in these sorts of things, so I don't even blame them really, like for instance Tommen is a not-very-experienced actor playing a not-very-experienced King who happens to be a clueless fool, it's pretty hard to bring that character to life, as compared to say the little girl who played Lyanna Mormont.
Makes you realise that, actually, Maisie Williams is a very talented actress to be able to hold her own in those ultra-tense scenes with the likes of Sean Bean, Charles Dance and Rory McCann.
>>70766881
>tfw jaime didn't kill all tully fucking shits
This fucking episode is a hypekiller.
>>70766889
This wasn't meant to be like Code Geass. GoT was the one show I wanted this to not happen to.
>>70766910
But 2000 would double their army. That would be a HUGE help in retaking Winterfell.
>>70766929
>firing massive flaming weights
>on wooden boats
>>70766913
MADNESS HAS OVERTAKEN THIS CITY
>>70766667
uh yara and theon destroy the maester's fleet
>>70766861
I unironically think it's the worst episode so far
Shame as last week's was actually really good
>>70766943
What scenes did you like this episode?
Episode was great. Cant wait till next week. Should be great. Half Snowdown half Siege of Meereen.
>>70766889
That's just your biased opinion of a layman.
Professional reviewers and award juries think differently.
But keep watching and shitposting, because you're that pathetic
>>70766547
hopefully to a better storyline. his character has gone to shit since he left KL
>>70766935
Writers went full retard. At least selmys death made some sense, they're not even trying anymore.
whats best stream for tonight?
10 minutes or one hour?
>>70766884
What was with those curved trajectory fire missiles?
Most of this shitposting is ironic right?
>>70766861
worse
>>70766935
another example of "the dragon ate my pay check"
>>70766971
didn't you listen to the blackfish? he explicitly says brienne could help more than he ever could
>b-but he has literally thousands of troops to help her
sounds like you don't understand good writing, kid
>>70766986
At least we'll get a bastardbowl trailer in an hour..
WHERE ARE YOUR THEORIES NOW
WHERE I ASK
>>70767013
one hour
>>70767009
http://vidzi.tv/gwlin270yn2j.html
I think this episode might be the worst episode since Season 5.
Maybe even worse than most of the Season 5 episodes.
>>70766793
that's it
i'm dropping this shitfest
>>70767015
yes, no one actually enjoyed the episode are you mad?
>>70766718
D&D have no clue what theyre writing
>>70766971
Oh I don't disagree, I'm just pointing out that she doesn't know Sansa and Jon have near 2500 men
OFFICIAL CHARACTERS D&D FUCKED UP POWER RANKINGS
1. Stannis
2. Jamie
3. Blackfish
4. Doran
5. Dayen
------
>9001. Jorah
>90002. Sandor
>>70767031
B-b-but why is it a contest? It's not a zero sum game. They can both help her at the same time. Damn, I do wish I could understand Emmy Award™ winning writing better.
>>70766680
>Martells who are now extinct in the show. Thanks DABID.
>season 4 episode 8: the mountain and the viper
>season 5 episode 8: hardhome
>>70766946
Ramsay is going to get redeemed and his twenty good men will hold back the Night's King like 300
>We've found the blackfish m'lord
>Good, bring him to me
>Sorry m'lord, we ran out of budget and couldn't afford any more scenes with him in.
What the fuck did they mean by this?
wait
so when did this ep leak?
>blackfish dying off screen
>cleganebowl unconfirmed and tommen just being a cuck again in general
>stronk womyn dany that everyone literally everyone saw coming
>hound not getting to butcher those fucks
>loljokes scene
>waif and arya chase
Holy shit worst episode of the season
best thing about the episode was arya falling down the stairs that shit was hilarious
>>70767039
The woman who healed her went back to life because magic n shit and healed her again then re-died because magic n shit
>>70767039
I bet Alt Shift X is eating his heart out atm.
Then again, patreon money is more than enough to make retarded theories.
>>70767054
Better than almost every episode in season 4 and 5 m8
>>70767031
the tully's made out pretty well after the red wedding actually. 2000-3000 fighting men isn't that bad.
>>70766973
>>70766973
Fucking retards. Pic related.
>>70767088
Like 3 days ago.
>>70767088
Like 2-3 hours ago.
>>70766981
ARYA'S STORY
HAS HAD ITS DAY
>>70767088
a week ago, m8. where the fuck have you been?
>>70767064
0. Lem
>>70767031
>your 'strong female' plot armour can help more than i ever could
Adding summary here because there are 2 threads just now.
Braavos: Lady Crane finds Arya backstage, takes her home, and patches her up. Also gives her milk of the poppy so time passes.
Riverlands: Filler of bum stuff with (BWB?) randoms that Sandor kills.
Meereen: Varys leaves on boat.
KL Red Keep: Lancel & co. come to take Cersei to Sept, Gregor rips one of their heads off (kinda off screen) and they flee.
RR Siege Camp: Filler of Bronn and Pod play fighting.
RR Siege Camp: Jaime tells Brienne he wants to fuck Cersei
RR: Blackfish distrusts Brienne as he doesn't know Sansa very well and can't abandon Riverrun. Brienne says shit that Blackfish knows already but now trusts her and says: "She's exactly like her mother"... Still decides to do jack shit though.
KL courtroom: Date set for Lancel & Cersei's trial, Trial by Combat banned, and Cersei asks Qyburn about some "rumours" which are claimed to be "much more".
Meereen: Filler of Tyrion, Missandei, and Grey Worm. Old masters arrive on ship & get ready to fuck shit up.
RR Siege Camp: Jaime is now an ultra-cunt and confesses his love for Cersei to Edmure.
RR: Edmure's the captain now and they let the Lannisters in. Blackfish dies off screen and Brienne flees with Pod. (Literally no plot development)
Meereen: Greyworm talks more filler to Tyrion. Dany flies in off-screen and just walks into the pyramid's penthouse.
Riverlands: BWB are hanging Lem & co. but Sandor shows up and demands to kill 2. Takes some shoes while he's at it and confesses his love for chicken.
Braavos: T-1000 cuts up Lady Crane, Arya wakes up and some shit parkour takes place. T-1000 is clumsy as fuck about everything other than running stance until Arya slows down at which point she decides to take a break too. The go back to where needle is and Arya fights her in darkness off-screen. Arya adds CPU to wall and tells Jaqen to fuck off, she's heading home.
Probably missed some shit so feel free to add.
>>70767087
kek
>>70767064
Forgot Edmure.
>>70767073
I can't believe Season 4 was so long ago now.
It was so fucking GOAT compared to the show right now holy fuck.
>>70767046
This episode is up there for being pretty bad
The writers don't have a clue, George probably just shakes his head when he sees it and continues writing for his projects not named The Winds of Winter
Streaming the Ep at 9est get in for those who didnt get the leak
magestream.org
>>70767113
Those would not be on fire.
Didn't like waif and blackfish dying off screen, but the rest of the episode was alright-
HAHAHAHAHA Bookfags actually believe they will get TWOW let alone ADOS. Accept the fact the show is the ONLY version of ASOIAF you will EVER get now. If you are biased against it, then sucks for you.
>>70766599
They literally can't get anything right, I feel like they're trolling at this point
best episode yet
best season yet
>>70766811
Implying her khalasar won't seize those ships. Ep 10 final scene dany sails to westeros. Finally.
So it's pretty obvious that the Dothraki will come and kill off the Land troops while Yara and the Greyjoys will come out of nowhere and kill off the sea troops, "we can defeat anyone at sea", and that'll convince Dany to ally with them right?
>>70766666
By a ferry? There are several ways to cross the Green fork only 2 ways with an army though.
the writing has been getting so bad recently, you can tell they're just pandering to normies at this point
are the books any better?
Anybody got a good Acestream?
>>70767113
where are the burning projectile?
>>70767164
I seriously hope the fat fuck dies of a heart attack soon. Shit would be glorious.
Wow all tullys are fucking shit. Easily the worse fucking house. Can't do anything right noone of them.
>>70766754
>Varys: Dany is Oberyn's in-law
>Sneks: then we must kill her
>>70767164
>biased
if the show had stayed as good as it was for the first three seasons I'd probably have never bothered to start reading the books
>>70767117
IT'S BEYOND SAVING STAND DOWN
>tfw you're listening to the A Clash of Kings Audiobook
Much better
pretty shit episode desu
>tfw tyrions storyline got fucking boring after he left kings landing
>we will never get comfy tyrion hand of the king scenes ever again
>>70767192
>are the books any better?
Kinda impossible to write anything more retarded than the series
Its a nothing happens episode
Its a Tyrion makes jokes with the slave girl and king eunuch
Its an what the fuck are you doing Arya? episode
Its a Tommen is a cuck episode
Its a your hopes for this show plummet with each passing second episode
>>70767113
Also meant to reply to
>>70766929
>>70767113
a rowboat with a trebuchet strapped on it is a little different than a sailing ship covered with tar and rope with a flame throwing catapult in the center of it.
>No LSH
>Riverrun was pointless
>The hounds re-introduction feels pointless
>Off-screen deaths of Blackfish and the Waif
>Arya running and jumping after receiving that wound, seemingly without pain
>Arya not carrying Needle around, despite the specific scene showing her recovering it
>None of the theories about Jaqen testing the waif were true
This is worse than the first episode. This is almost on-par with Episode 6 of last season.
JUST
>>70767192
Yes the villains don't cheat to win like they do in the show, and George is pretty good about covering his bases
Shit like "the Boltons have left Moat Cailin completely undefended and now the Vale is coming to kill them and they have no clue" doesn't happen in the books
REMINDER do not create a new thread when we hit 310, migrate here:
>>70766296
>>70766296
>>70766296
muh book
>parkour shit with a busted gut bravo
Arya with Needle vs. 20 Good Men with teleporting dogs, who wins?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10470687
>>70767222
>tfw he's nothing more than a blundering comic relief now
Quality of the writing is so shit now, do they not have any ideas since finishing the book parts? I just don't get it.
anybody got the "incredibly fast waif" etc. pic?
and more importantly anyone got the preview to ep9?
>>70767203
That's why we need Jon to breed Sansa.
Those Targ genes can negate the Tully shit genes.
Madness or greatness is better than 100% Tully fucking shit every single time
>>70767228
Its a promising plotline gets hacked into pieces episode
>it's a Reddit meme dwarf drinks and quips with two retards episode
How the fuck did this show get so shit so fast?
>>70767192
Yes. A friend of mine finally got around reading them and he's loving it, said he understood what I meant about how poortly done the story was.
At last
Show has become A Game of Nothing Happened
Books will never be released.
It's over guys, it was a good ride.
>people are mad that a stubborn Tully is being a stubborn Tully
Get in the twitch chat boys!
hennogarvie/chat
>Where is the Blackfish?
>Oh we killed him off screen
OFF SCREEN
BLACKFIST A SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are the faceless men sending Arya (actually the waif wearing her face) to Westeros?
Who are they gonna kill with her?
>>70767192
I just finished the 4th book where the current Jaime - Riverrun storyline happened and holy fuck the show is shit.
Read the books m8, they are way better and things actually make sense.
>>70767274
dat preview is likely to wait until the actual air time im afraid
>>70767192
Main reason the show is bad is because its forced to rush, kill off good characters for unsatisfying reasons, and add pointless scenes for characters that are having a lull in content to remind the audience that they exist. All in the name of budget and time constraints. The book has none of those limitations so you'll find they are so much fucking better.
So now that Lady Stoneheart is officially cut, what's Jaime going to do now?
>>70767192
No the books are shit and will never be finished. It's a waste of time.
>>70767305
Hey shit theory anon. Still pushing your shit theory I see
>>70767207
IT'S OVER?!
MOTHER, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT?!
For those of you who want a stream press ctrl F and type in stream. it has been posted a million times go find one
>>70764944
Stream and chat here
Bretty good dot com
Bretty good dot com
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Dany storyline is so shit.
*Swoops in with dragon* YOOOOOO
*Dragon flies away instead of burning up the ships.*
What the fuck
Someone post the preview to next week's ep so I can go to sleep
> Danny Invite the Masters to speak terms of surrender
>Masters show up with most of their army thinking they have won
>They want keep slavery and the city back
>Danny reveal they are the one who will be surrendering
>Masters look confused
>Masters laughs at her saying she has no army
>Danny say open the gates
>100,000 dorthraki rides in and slaughter masters and their army.
>Ships surrender gets her 1000 ships
So what happens to Tyrion now that his shit advice ruined everything? Kelly Cis going to be pretty pissed off.
>>70767206
>implying season 2 and 3 were good.
The main protagonist's arc (Jon) was a shitfest, and that alone makes those seasons shit. But there were more things.
This season trumps the previous ones
>>70767323
Fuck Cercei on top of Tommen's dead body.
Is Tommen aware that denying her mother trial by combat means her death or is he really that stupid?
I don't get this character.
>>70766793
>Dany meets the cringe snakes
>>70767486
Plus if she is proven guilty, he's proven to be a bastard.
He is no King, Marg is no Queen.
>>70767093
>best thing about the episode was arya falling down the stairs
FRUIT
FRUIT EVERYWHERE WHOOPS SORRY ABOUT THAT
DAMN SHE FELL ON ALL OUR STAIRCASE FRUIT HOW ARE WE TO MAKE A LIVING
>>70767294
>tfw GRRM will eventually be too out of shaped to even move his fingers.
>>70766955
>Makes you realise that, actually, Maisie Williams is a very talented actress to be able to hold her own in those ultra-tense scenes with the likes of Sean Bean, Charles Dance and Rory McCann.
Actually her scenes with Charles Dance in S2 were those that made me think she's pretty good in the first place. The Arya-Hound banter of S4 only went well for a bunch of episodes before becoming tedious:
And yet still: As opposed to the likes of Emilia Clarke and Sophie Turner, Williams acts like she still gives a shit.
>>70766467
In the book he's dead. Permanently.
>>70767064
Who the fuck is Dayen?
>>70767076
Nice get, faggot.
>>70764944
that episode sucked
they should've done the arya = the waif thing
Can someone explain to me why Arya thought it was a good idea to go back to the House of Black and White and confront Jaqen? She seems to know that he sent the Waif to kill her, and she knows that Jaqen could kill her in like 1 second flat if he wanted to. So what the fucks her deal? What if Jaqen just said 'Yeah, shame she failed, thanks for saving me the trouble of finding you myself'. Makes no fucking sense.
Guys didn't you notice in the Jaime/Edmure scene they mention Catelyn like 3 or 4 times and then Beric and Thoros show up later!
STONEHEART FUCKING CONFIRMED.
