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Rumors are more, much more edition
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>>70764876
>Riverun arc leads to nothing
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
>NOTHING AT ALL
Azor Jon!
>>70764876
should have made it an offscreen edition
>>70764876
river run only happened so jaime wouldnt be in KL when cersei goes nuclear
besides that, all of the river run arc was totally purposeless just like my life
From what I hear, it's worth it to avoid this episode. True?
Where can I watch the new episode?
Shireen is still noble best girl.
>>70764974
No iit was shit
What happens tonight? Bastard bowl yet?
>>70764991
hbogo.com
Did 4chan crash?
ACTUAL DIALOGUE
>you told her to kill me
>yes but here you are and there she is [arya cut her face off and stuck in on the wall] finally a girl is no one
>a girl is arya stark of winterfell, and i'm going home
Jesus fuck that ending didn't make any sense at all.
Is Jaqen literally retarded? Why is he calling her no one when she clearly proofed that she still is Arya? Why is he calling her no one just for killing the waif? What the fuck are D&D smoking? My head hurts from this stupidity.
OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN
OFFSCREEN
Blackfish was a based character and yet they couldn't even show his final stand yet could show a pointless fucking scene of reddit dwarf and the two worst characters joking around
>Rumors are much, much, more.
What did he mean by this? Is he talking about The Hound? The Wildfire?
>Arya being fine after those stabs
Some bullshit right there man.
The idea of Tyrion trusting the masters enough not to have the city defences at red alert, and scouts constantly checking is some bullshit
FOOKIN CONFIRMED
>>70764991
http://vidzi.tv/gwlin270yn2j.html
>>70765031
give this girl an emmy
>>70764876
I think this was the weakest episode of the series.
I found it funny that both the Blackfish and the Waif died off-screen.
TULLYS
B T F O
T
F
O
>>70765043
Wildfire.
See Brans flashback. Cersei will blow Kings Landing up.
Apologize
>I'll catapult your baby and smear it's blood on the walls of Riverrun while I rape your Frey wife and your sister's dead corpse just for Cersei.
Seriously Jaimie?
TWO FUCKING YEARS IN BRAAVOS WITH ARYA TRAINING JUST FOR HER TO KILL THE WAIF OFFSCREEN AND SAY SHES GOING HOME
FUCKING KILL ME
to go forward you must go back :^) :^) :^)
>>70765086
I'm sorry for ever thinking you were good writers.
Nth for Shireen
STONEHEART FORESHADOWING, LOOK AT THE PATTERN BENEATH THE EYES
>>70765095
Is this really a leak?
>>70765036
>Stannis gets offscreen death
>shaggydog gets offscreen death
>BF Gets off screen death
>DABID
Are they trolling the Stannisfags by doing more and more offscreen deaths? If so, it'd be one decision D&D madethat I love.
remember when blackfish died offscreen?
not bad but black fish alleging just going off to an hero is lame
Did these fuckers actually make the hound say that the prefers chickens?
They are literally embracing all the memes right now and putting them in the show. Absolute madmen.
Worst /got/ episode. Cringy and painful to watch
>>70765095
Ser Black of House Jack
Wait what happened, the episode already leaked?
WHERE?
>>70765111
The episode really leaked.
I have no idea what that screenshot is about, though.
>>70765090
How to one-dimensionalize everyone the show
>>70765032
Its all according to keikaku for Jaquen.
>>70765099
Hey, she learned how to skin people's faces off and how to fight in the dark.
With the kind of lighting there around in Westeros now, she's got the edge on everybody except GOOD MEN
>arya not tyler durden
>wasn't setting a trap
>just completely retarded
>waif stalks arya through the city like a 80's slasher villian
>leaves with no fucks given by jaquen
b r a v o
The way that camera was panning at the water while the Hound was taking a piss gives me 100% confidence that we'll see LSH.
Screencap this fucking post.
>>70765106
Would give Shireen tender loving sex.
>>70765116
remember when waif died offscreen?
>>70765115
Topkek
>>70765129
http://vidzi.tv/gwlin270yn2j.html
>>70765137
But WHAT is his keikaku and why isn't he faithful to the many faced god? What the fuck is even going on
>>70765153
Would hug her and possiblyhold her hand.
>killing the blackfish offscreen instead of having jaime kill him
do d&d just enjoy making shitty decisions?
stannis?
UPDATED HOUSE POWER RANKINGS
1. House Targaryen
2. House Arryn
3. House Bolton
4. House Greyjoy
5. House Lannister
------------
>9001. House Stark
>900001. House Frey
So there will be no Cleganebowl, instead Hound will fight White Walkers?
FUCKING CONFIRMED
EVEN MORE HYPE THAN CLEGANEBOWL
Valyrian steel axe when?
>>70765036
His last stand would've been shit.
An old man against a shitload of lannister guards in full armor
>>70765175
Would do the same after having sex with her.
>>70765191
>1. House Targaryen
>No LSH
>Cleganebowl cancelled
>Horrible Braavos scenes
>Horrible Meereen pyramid scenes
if it wasn't for battle of the bastards i would drop this awful shitshow right now
>>70765118
>Brienne: if you wanna die then do it fighting for your kin
>Blackfish: uhhh sorry but us older fart actors cost too much money. time to go and get barristan'd
>>70765171
Is this a virus?
100% guarantee whoever came up with those slavers ships attacking with flaming catapults has played too much Rome 2/Attila Total War.
BRIENNE WAS ONLY IN RIVERRUN TO AVOID SENDING RAVENS AND SHE SENDS A FUCKING RAVEN
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
END IT ALL
Edmure confirmed for shit cunt
>>70765235
No its the ep
>>70765217
Yeah that was pretty shit.
Sansa's lost even more kin now.
And Blackfish could've been helpful in full on military strategy and war tactics
>>70765061
She's actually one of the better actresses on the show.
>>70765215
>Implying the house of 1 isn't going to wreck the shit out of Westeros.
>>70765141
Preston is going to be sooo BTFO. The butthurt will flow like a great ocean.
S A L A D
A
L
A
D
WHY DID JAGQUEN LET ARYA GO?!?!?
>>70765209
Pretty lewd.
A genuinely bad episode
I don't understand the character motivations or personalities at all anymore, they change in a bipolar fashion it's like watching a WWE plot.
>5 seconds of dany
Look she can be an annoying cunt and all, but I really wanted to see the dragons wreck some shit.
>>70765251
>Book Edmure: lets Blackfish escape
>Show Edmure: sends men to lock him up
>Book Blackfish: escapes so he can keep fighting for his family
>Show Blackfish: dies pointlessly offscreen
>>70765270
goto bed quasimodo
OFFSCREEN DEATHS
>>70765271
>house of 1
you surely meant 2
>>70765171
>>70765235
It's not, but the episode was fucking shit
faceless men were pointless
riverrun was pointless
becomeing noone was pointless
everythint Tyrion did in Mereen was pointless
pls end it
>>70765277
many faced god just wants someone, anyone dead apparently. and it doesnt matter who it is
>>70765240
DABID
YA KNOW WHAT WOODEN AND TAR SHIPS SHOULD HAVE?
FLAME THROWING CATAPULTS
IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY IBBEN
>>70765250
The message being sent back means nothing now if Ramsay gets it.
The letter being sent at all would be something if Ramsay got it.
whether Ramsay intercepts Brienne's message to Sansa or not, the result is the same, no Tully army is coming
>>70765161
remember when stannis died offscreen?
>>70765277
Mutual respect, same reason she didn't kill him.
>>70765090
he was ok in his scenes with brienne
and doesnt he say the catapult shit in the books?
>>70765281
I know.
I would be attentive.
>>70765295
Her coming back at least hopefully ends the cringe of the 3 amigos in Meereen. Holy fuck you know it's bad when you're glad Dany is back.
>>70765250
>CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
Seriously, what the fuck?
I think D&D must just hate their fanbase at this point
>Cleganebowl BTFO'd
>Hiouse Tully BTFO'd
>Cersei BTFO'd
Thank You Based King Tommen
>>70765126
It was not very good at all. 4/10
>>70765277
A girl's face is now on the Wall as Jaqen said.
He never said it had to be Arya Stark's face
>>70765301
>tfw Waiffaggot got btfo
>Tommen condemning his mother to death by some shitty trial
only good part of the episode
>>70765297
It's like they enjoy making the worst possible decisions, I watched that GoT panel with Mac from IASIP recently and fuck me D&D are smug
>>70765305
That's the message of this season.
Everything is pointless.
>>70765174
Well, jokes aside we do know, or rather dont know, some things.
1: Most importantly, we dont know the many faced god's logic. Its evident that Jaquen has been lying about them so far, which we can tell from all the inconsistencies.
2. Becoming "no one" has nothing to do with what you want to be. Saying youre "no one" doesnt make you "no one", and just the same saying youre "Arya Stark" doesnt mean you havent become no one, which seems to be what Jaquen is implying.
3. Jaquen has to be supernatural beyond the act of switching faces. Either that or he had someone wilfully die in his place after Arya killed Trant. As a supernatural being, he should have greater interests than just keeping up an assassins guild, and apparently these interests incorporate Arya in some way.
I dont know what the hell to make of it, but its clear that the established logic of the many faced god is out the window, and the faceless men are something more than assassins.
>Finally a girl is no one
>No, a girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and she is going home
>Tips fedora and goes home
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE,
ITS HAPPENED, THEYVE GONE NUCLEAR WITH RAPING ARYA'S STORYLINE. WHY D&D WHY
>mfw after this episode.
>radmure is now shitmure
>Rest in RIP Blackfish
>CleganeNo
>No more trial by combat
>Jaime still loves Cersei
>The ENTIRE Arya storyline is just fucked
>Tyrion drinking again
>Dany out of goddamn nowhere
GUYS THIS BOTHERS ME. WE ARE WAITING EVERY FUCKIN WEEK LONG TO LISTEN WHAT HAPPENED IN OFFSCREEN. FUCK THIS IM DONE.
Why is Tommen going along with Cersei getting convicted?
Cersei getting convicted=he's an incest bastard baby who shouldn't be king
>inb4 someone says her trial is about Lancel, watch Season 5, Episode 10 again, she confessed to fucking Lancel, the trial is about her "other" sins, including, quote, "There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery."
>>70765301
>my waif(u)
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70764876
As someone who thought this season was at least an upswing from the last - Episodes 4 to 7 being great - it is a sorry state of affairs when the best part of an episode is honestly fucking Brienne.
Where do you guys watch GoT online? I have to go to bed really early to make it to work in time so I don't have time to watch it via torrents. Is there any live streams that you guys know about?
Why is nobody talking about how bad the siege of Meereen was handled?
>here's an entire fleet attacking the city
>cut to inside the pyramid and Dany arriving looking heroic and perfect
>end scene
WOW SICK
>>70765378
Don't forget his own death too.
Part of the charges against Cersei are that Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella were born of incest. She gets found guilty, Tommen and the Crown collapses
Holy fucking shit was this the most anti-climactic episode ever? All the fantastic setup of the past few episodes completely shat on.
>Riverrun buckles immedietly because Edmure is a pansy, Blackfish doesn't even die onscreen so there is zero tension, a great character pops up after being gone for 3 seasons and now woops he's dead.
>Hound engages in probably the most pointless fight scene done to date, he kills a bunch of unarmed BwB men, and then later gets cosy around the campfire with them?
>Extended chase sequence with Arya leading up to finally a somewhat fair fight between her and waif and then... cut.
After last episode this one was a real fucking mess.
>>70765305
>faceless men were pointless
trained arya to be a warrior to fight in the war against the undead
>riverrun was pointless
>becomeing noone was pointless
>everythint Tyrion did in Mereen was pointless
word
>>70765365
How does he trick him so easily?
>black fish dead
Haha very funny you faggots.
>>70765277
he likes her.
>>70764945
>riverun plot goes nowhere
>varys in mereen plot goes nowhere
>bravvos plot really goes nowhere
>bravvos plot is was literally pointless
>bravvos plot actually happened
>>70765416
Rainierland
>>70765191
>1. House Targaryen
>>70765416
On HBO poorfag
>>70765433
Jaime is told they found the body.
>Literally expect a filler episode
>It ruins everything
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Arya died, it's the waif for the rest of the series. This is what I thought, after all why not show it on screen unless it's for a big reveal later, I hope I'm wrong and it's just cut content because time restraints.
>>70765304
what happened? give me a quick resume
>>70765047
ALL THE WRITING IS SHIT
>>70765462
Please stop trying to force this meme.
>no trial by combat
>beric & thoros convincing sandor to help fight the others
sandor (equipped with valyrian steel axe) vs double zombie mountain confirmed
How many times have they brought back a great or just a character thats been missing for a while only to be killed off in the next episode? I count at least 3 times fucking hacks
Seriously what was the point of Arya in Braavos story
Does Jaqens little smirk in the end means he has a master plan of some sorts.
>>70765466
So Waif skinned her own face?
Theory's a shit
>>70765468
It's a giant turd, don't bother, it's really not worth knowing.
Honestly we knew Riverrun was going to fall. I fucking hated that Shitmure was going give up the Blackfish. It should have been him putting Blackfish, Brienne, and Pod in the boat and telling Jaime to eat shit.
>>70765416
Rainierland (Rainiertamayo dot com)
>>70765418
>Thrown away for meme dwarf and dragon bitch
>DABID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJa4Fl34l4
>>70765277
He is the Jorah to her Dany, obviously
>>70765313
this might actually be clever.
Sansa: "Brienne, no matter wether or not my Uncle will come with the Army, send back a Raven with a letter, informing me that no Army will come."
They then make up some codeword to know the intent of the Message.
Thus, Ramsay would believe the Starkforces marching on Winterfell to be weakened ( regardless of the truth in this information ), and might be tempted to meet them on open field - as opposed to engaging in a lengthy siege or somesuch.
Basically, sending back a Raven with the Info that "No Army is Coming" might be strategically sound deception,
provided that Jon Snow somehow has some ace up his sleeve to win the Bastard Bowl
>>70765115
wtf?
>>70765492
It was never her face, she just took it off.
>>70765388
As long as we're done with this arc, I'm happy. Just drop it like it's Dorne, and let's move on.
>mfw I will never roam the Riverlands with Thoros, Beric and Sandor, hanging traitors and saving qt3.14 smallfolk cuties from Lannister and Frey rapists
Worst episode of the series?
>>70765411
>it is a sorry state of affairs when the best part of an episode is honestly fucking Brienne.
THIS
>>70765488
Had to give Arya something to do in the meantime cause guess she's important to someone's ending.
Probably fucks Jon and has his kids. That and kills people that fucked her family over
>that scene where Jaime goes on about 'muh cersei'
I geniunely want to know what the fuck they're on. Are they just backtracking his entire arc in season 2 and 3 because normies only understand 'le bad guy' and 'le good guy'?
Were there any flashback scenes this episode or was it completely uninteresting?
The entire show should be done in flashbacks now.
>>70765128
underrated post
Apologize
Arya was not stabbed. It was Jaggin Hagar with Arya's face.
>>70765468
arya is fine after getting stabbed after a quick fix up by cersei actress, waif kills her, arya kills waif, tells jaqen she's arya stark and leaves
jaime lets brienne into riverrun, blackfish tells her no, jaime sends edmure into riverrun, he surrenders the castle, brienne escapes, blackfish refuses to go with her and dies offscreen
ungregor kills a nameless sparrow, cersei gets told she doesn't get a trial by combat because now the faith hate them for some reason
hound kills a bunch of the guys from last week, turns out they're bwb renegades, beric and thoros show up and ask him to help them fight the coming evil in the north (????)
meereen gets put under siege, dany shows up on her dragon
>>70765544
ikr. I thought when Edmure was talking to him he was going to begin his redemption arc from the book. But nope. D&D are faggots.
>episode leaked
Fuck this i'm out
>>70765525
>you will never save a smallfolk cutie and she marries you and you have kids who protect smallfolk as well in a cycle of do-goodery
>>70765517
No, otherwise there'd be no blood involved and it wouldn't fool Jaqen since he'd know Waif's face isn't her own
>>70765513
Sansa is the one with the ace though, CIA and the Vale.
I doubt the writers were clever enough to have that type of deception, it's way safer to just assume shitty writing at this point.
Seriously, CLEGANEBOWL IS CANCELLED
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Someone explain, they're still gonna find a way to include it, right?
>>70765031
>a girl is arya stark of winterfell, and i'm going home
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG
*snaps fingers*
Seriously, was there any reason for Tyrion and the Hound having any sceentime in this episode other than them being fan favorites? This show is turning into the fucking Walking Dead.
How can you use 10 hours a year this badly?
>>70765404
ha rekt
what a garbage fucking show, the fucking fanfic theories were better written than this goddamn show i fucking hate d&d
>>70765403
If that's true that makes Tommen illegitimate, so the crown becomes the ruler of Westeros.
>>70765544
and then we (because we were arrogant) were cursed by Azura that sent hordes of shitskins to our countries and our skin became "darker".
Who was more important to their respective stories?
CIA or Littlefinger?
>Just finished episode
>Cleganebowl cancelled
>Arya ruined
>Blackfish died offscreen
I'm going to kill myself guys. This was it, this is all I had going for me. Goodbye.
>>70765488
no it meant he's proud of her. he always knew a girl was still arya stark.
>>70765240
agreed
>berric still around
>stared this is years after red wedding
Its over lads
No ladystoneheart
>>70765031
Did she forget Winterfell is abandoned and her whole family is dead or did she get word from Littlefinger from his teleporter?
>>70765614
No.
Hound's after bigger game.
White Walkers, and he's gonna eat every fucking wight chicken in this room
Why the fuck did Lem Lemoncloak and the other two guys from the Brotherhood kill Ray and the religious people????????
is episode 8 any good?
>>70765466
Why would the waif want to go to Westeros?
On a side note, does anyone else think this faceless men concept is fucked? As far as we know the guy wearing fucking Jaqen's face is Arya. There's no way of knowing for sure
>syrio ended up being some random background fuck
To be fair, trial by combat was always retarded as fuck for a relatively advanced civilization. You dont even fight yourself, just have pay off a sellsword.
>>70765674
cleganebowl's cancelled, you figure it out
>>70765667
Because they ISIS now
>>70765594
But she was literally staying at the house of an actor and snuck into a theater group's stage multiple times. It wasn't about tricking Jaqen. The Waif's duty was to kill Arya, she did it, he said "ur no one now grats" and she lied like all faceless men do and said she's Arya.
>>70765667
Some of them just became shitty bandits, happens in the books too
>>70765570
I don't know which one looks more like a stuck up ponce
Which character got raped the most by D&D and why was it Stannis?
>>70765667
Went rogue for no apparent reason.
>Siege Mereen from Boats
>Against an enemy with Siege weapons
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE? THEY'LL JUST SINK YOUR BOATS YOU DUMBFUCKS
>>70765667
they were just random bad guys i guess, the hound shows up when thoros and beric are about to hang them
they didn't even steal the food!
>>70765411
Wrong. The best part of the episode was Bronn and Pod.
Also what did you guys think of that Jaime/Edmure scene? I felt like Jaime was going to develop a bit and show sympathy for Edmure but then he just did the same thing he's been doing for ages. What is his character supposed to be at, where is it going? I can't read him at all.
just one more fucking season and its finally over
thank god
>>70765674
lol no
>>70765468
>arya gets saved by the cersei actress
>varys leaves with a ship and we dont know where he is going
>lancel wants to bring cersei to the high sparrow but she refuses and lets the mountain kill one of the faggots, then lancel fucks off
>tommen declares that trial by combat is forbidden in all of westeros now
>blackfish refuses to help brienne
>jaime lets edmure go inside riverrun, and since he is the lord of riverrun he surrenders the castle to the lannisters and freys
>literally a 5 minute scene where tyrion tries to make awkward jokes with grey worm and missandei and its fucking painful to watch
>many ships attack mereen but dany arrives on the roof of the pyramid
>blackfish dies offscreen because he keeps fighting
>waif kills cersei actress and chases arya trough braavos
>arya lures her to her hideout and kills the waif with needle in the dark
>jaqen finds the waifs face in the hall of many faces
>"oh wow now you really have become no one!"
>"no i'm arya stark of winterfell and i'm going home"
And that's it. Worst episode ever.
ARYA
FUCKING
KIDDING ME
>Come to thread to enjoy watching game of thrones with /tv/
>Oh wow lots of fake spoilers today
>keep reading
>realize the spoilers were real and the episode leaked.
Fucking hell I'm mad because I don't get to watch it together with you faggots now.
The rape and destruction of GRRM work continues.
> No pacing in any episode
> nothing feels relevant without having screen-time for characters to express their feelings
>every cliché possible (complete opposite of GRRM work)
>muh cock jokes
>lannister is the evil house can't change that normies will get confused
>arya is retarded and right handed
> the waif is retarded
> Jacquen is retarded (and no, not all planned. This shitshow does not get the benefit of the doubt anymore)
> the blackfish was not in command this whole time
This is fucking garbage
Season 5, episode 10:
>High Sparrow:There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery.
>Cersei: A lie. A lie from the lips of Stannis Baratheon. He wants the throne, but his brother's children stand in his way. So he claims they are not his brother's. That filth. There is not one shred of truth to it. I deny it.
>HIgh Sparrow: Good. But these are terrible charges. And the realm must know the truth of them. If Your Grace has given honest testimony, your trial will prove your innocence.
>Cersei: Trial? I have confessed.
>High Sparrow: To a single sin. Others you have denied. Your trial will separate the truths from the falsehoods.
SO THE HIGH FUCKING SPARROW OF THE FAITH OF THE SEVEN IS MAKING THE CHARGES AGAINST CERSEI FOR A MAN WHO FOLLOWED THE RED GOD, AND TOMMEN, KEVAN, AND PYCELLE HAVE ALLOWED IT?
IT
MAKES
NO
FUCKING
SENSE
No Dorne until Episode 10.
A battle at Riverrun. Blackfish is presumed dead. Brienne just about escapes.
Tommen jumps from a window and dies.
Jon doesn't kill Ramsay straight away, he begins to beat him mercilessly until Sansa shows up and he's put in a cell(?) or something. He's later mauled by dogs in Episode 10. Unknown whether it's his hounds or Ghost that does it.
Cersei uses wildfire to burn the Sept. Many people die, including several Tyrells. It's a "Red Wedding-style" event.
Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Just before, Umber is egging on his army by shouting 'Who owns the North?!'.
Unsure what happens to Wun Wun. One of the leaks says he gets an arrow to the eye and dies when he storms into Winterfell with Jon, the other said he survives.
Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
Rickon dies by Ramsay's arrows. He lets him run to Jon but he fires one that hits him. He dies in Jon's arms.
Jon becomes King in the North. The Mormonts(?) say they don't care that he's a bastard.
In Episode 10, we see Lyanna and a baby in the Tower of Joy. She whispers something we don't hear. It then cuts to Jon.
No Cleganebowl this season.
The Mountain kills Septa Unella.
Why is she so perfect, bros?
>>70765656
At this point D&D will probably get him to revive her 4 year old corpse
>>70765715
Apparently there are no siege weapons in Meereen and nobody noticed the fleet.
>>70765710
Stannis and Jamie are tied. At least Stannis is dead, Jamie is still getting raped to this day.
>>70765557
This episode is honestly baffling. I had a look of pure shock on my face in almost every scene, because of how little sense everything made. D&D have taken it to another level on this one
>>70765488
A man would like to fuck a girl so a man must become the nice guy, the kindly guy.
>>70765614
night king kills hound, resurrects him and takes him to KL, undead brothers fight each other
>>70765746
>>every cliché possible (complete opposite of GRRM work)
>>70765702
What does sneaking into the troupe have to do with Waif's face somehow not being her own.
If Waif's face was just another Faceless man face, he'd know it and taking it off of Waif wouldn't include blood.
Waif's face is only now on the Wall cause Arya killed her and skinned her face bloody
Does anybody know what ever happened to Ned Stark's bones that were given to Catelyn in season 2?
>>70765716
i've seen the episode.. i just don't understand why, they were part of the brotherhood too, and they decided to kill innocent people out of the blue for no reason at all?
Note that Tyrion spends a minute of screentime telling this joke (with Lannister, Martell and Stark substituted in)
>An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drinking saying, "Come on you little git, spit it out!"
Any flashback with cordy this leak?
>>70765783
The blood could obviously be fake, duh. Being a faceless man is all an act and the waif was just being in character.
>Now you truly are No-One
It took D&D a week to completely burn and destroy the slight amount of faith built back after last week
and who
are you
>>70765747
Tommen is effectively putting himself on trial.
B A S E D
>>70765785
in the crypt
Has the episode aired yet?
>>70765819
And what would the fake blood do to Jaqen knowing that Waif's face would have to be one of the Faceless Men faces in the first place for it not to be Waif's face and a new addition to the Wall?
M8, your theory's shit
>>70765835
Absolute mad man
is episode 9 leaked too I want to see people get killed
>>70765778
we can only hope
>>70765752
>Tumblr gif
Can't tell from that one
>>70765856
It got leaked
http://gorillavid.in/cs1obhj2h5cf
Holy shit if Cersei blows up Kings Landing then just imagine the amount of offscreen deaths that are going to occur!
>>70765865
senpai you gotta jump through the hoops to have any kind of appreciation for that ending
just roll with it
>>70765832
>DABID
>Arya wouldn't just stand out in the open like an idiot they said
>Arya won't be running and jumping around immediately after getting stabbed they said
>There must be SOME point to the entire character of the Waif they said
Can this be the final end of theorycrafting, where we accept that everything on the show is what it is, no matter how dumb that means D&D are?
>>70765600
same deal, as long as she launches a deceptive strategy prompting Ramsay to overestimate his relative strength and underestimate their relative strength by alot, sending a raven ( which will likely be intercepted ) with the Info of NO support coming to Sansa is the best thing she could do.
HOWEVER there is literally no way, that Ramsay does not know about the Valeknights. A fucking Army of Knights sitting around within Riding Distance, somewhere in the North ( Moat Caillin? Wherever they camped ) EAT ALOT.
And by ALOT I mean: This Army of the Valeknights will be eating such amounts of food, that all the smallfolk where the knights camp is doomed to starve come winter.
A giant army of horsed Knights has an impact and is NEVER able to be hidden.
>>70765052
>http://vidzi.tv/gwlin270yn2j.html
WTF, how is episode 8 available online? It hasn't even aired yet? I assume HBO GO is involved in this leak?
THIS EPISODE HAS MAKING ME WANT TO OFF MYSELF
THANK YOU D&D
>>70765754
Wouldnt that just be bones at this point
>Sandor going North to fight the Others
SANDOR CONFIRMED AA GET HYPE
>>70765886
fuark, was it good?
A
FUCKING
JOKE
>tfw so drunk i have to do 4 captchas
Episode 9 leaked when?
>>70765924
>HOWEVER there is literally no way
The way is called "This is D&D OC writing, and they can do whatever the fuck they want, logic be damned."
Vale Knights showing up next episode will be a 100% surprise to Ramsay.
>>70765953
Nein
>BwB are still good guys
I am happy.
>>70765578
>>70765730
jesus, that sucks
>>70765939
My hype for anything was executed along with those three other faggots
Edmure fags BTFO
Not so rad anymore is he? fucking traitorous cunt
>>70765718
jaime says the same thing in the books. edmure thinks he's a monster so he uses it to his advantage. look at the difference between that and how he treats brienne.
>>70765897
Your theory's shit and makes no sense.
Accept it
i actually really enjoyed the episode
except the ridiculous arya storyline
and the way cleganebowl was cancelled
and the part where the blackfish was killed off-screen
but otherwise it was cool
though thinking about it, the way the hound killed those random BWB guys in vengeance only to then join them later was kinda retarded
But the mountain killing that faith guy was so satisfying!
but that dany reveal was kinda shit too...
still wasn't as bad as the clusterfuck that was season 5
>>70765933
They'll find a way
>>70765953
It was an average episode.
>>70765944
WHAT IF I HAVE AUTISM???? FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>70765978
being a tully he was never "rad"
Seriously what were they thinking doing the offscreen deaths thing not once but TWICE in one episode? Sure it worked with Stannis because he wasn't in a position to fight and it made no difference showing his head come off or not. But whats the deal doing it with the Waif and with Blackfish after building up to conflict with them for the past few episodes? Was the choreography guy in hospital that week or what?
>>70765616
GTFO YOU DISGUSTING DEGENERATE GTFO
>>70765978
For my boy
>>70765953
NO IT WASN'T READ THE FUCKING THREAD
>>70765939
>Sandor heading North to be Sabsa's persinal knight as foreshadowed and fight Ramsay's dogs
PUPPYBOWL CONFIRMED
BRIENNE BTFO
>There are literally no good story arcs left
>Arya arrives in Westeros
>in the harbor meets Gendry, now working there after being found halfdead by fisherman
>they fuck
>>70765767
So let me get this straight:
>Edmure is convinced by the most retarded speech ever
>Jaime hasn't changed one bit from the start of the series and wants to kills babies and has no empathy or remorse for anyone but muh sister
>Blackfish goes to die offscreen and doesn't join Brienne because whatever (well, because the greedy jews don't wan't to pay the actor for more than 2 episodes)
>Daenerys arrival with drogon offscreen
>After suffering multiples wounds to the stomach Arya is able to parkour around the city and to kill Waif just the day after receiving said semi mortal wounds
>Arya's arch was completely pointless and handled horribly
>Kevan, Pycelle etc allow the faith to press charge of incest and giving birth to bastard children (including the king himself) against Cersi
Wow, litterally worst episode ever.
>>70765978
THAT'S NOT MY EDMURE
>>70765986
>tfw the hype is dead
what's even the point anymore?
>>70766014
Blackfish is not dead and neither is the waif.
There is your answer.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW CUTTING A CANDLE TURNS OUT THE LIGHT? IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a
>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Davos."
>>70766033
please
>>70766033
maybe not a bad season after all
>>70766040
>Jaime hasn't changed one bit from the start of the series and wants to kills babies and has no empathy or remorse for anyone but muh sister
Jaime made a similar threat in the books. He doesn't really mean it
>>70765981
it doesn't work when we don't have access to his inner monologues
The one time they stuck to the source material properly happens to be the one that requires changes for the medium
DABID
>>70765956
Cheers
>>70765972
This
>sandor doesnt (or at least hasnt yet) kill thoros
>>70765944
Literally killyourself
>>70765638
Fuck off, /tesg/.
>>70766018
episode resume
save those 50 min of your life
>>70765578
>>70765730
HE DIED FIGHTING
OFF SCREEN
BLACKFIST A SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70765953
Fuark no
>Jaime spends 5 minutes saying how he doesn't give a shit about Tullys and he'll murder them all to get back to Cersei
>This convinces Edmure to surrender the Castle
Why? Why? Why?
>>70766033
She'll run into him and then next episode he'll be killed offscreen
>>70766046
Why would he agree to surrender? The freys will kill him
>>70766076
>Slept with a Granny
>Fucked a smuggler
>Burnt his daughter alive
JUST
>>70766040
Oh yeah I forgot that 5 minutes pointless scene between Tyrion and the nigger duo that's supposed to be funny.
>>70765965
>The Boltons have perfect intelligence on all of Stannis' movements with his shit tier small army
>Robin Arryn dispatches a much larger army to exterminate House Bolton, they shack up in a completely undefended Moat Cailin
>Ramsay knows nothing about it
The fanfic writing of the show is atrocious
You know what would have been an ACTUAL cool Dany moment? If they saved half the money on the CGI they used for that pointless speech two episodes ago and used it so she could swoop down on Meereen.
But no, like everything else in this episode, she appears literally from offscreen
>>70765732
She was in love with Jaquen
Where were you when Cleganebowl got replaced by WinterHYPE?
Sandor Clegane vs every Wight and Walker in the North
>>70766112
obviously the alternative was to convince the rivermen to surrender by order of their lord, as occurred.
>>70766033
only way to salvage this shitshow
Why did Lem betray the brotherhood and kill those innocent people?
>>70765205
the hound with his burning, valyrian steel axe will chop his zombie brother to little bits. we be getting our cleganebowl as one of the show's highlights in the last few episodes
>>70766073
DABID
>>70766149
So he could steal their food.
>But last episode you could see all their food was just lying alongside their bodies
He knew the Hound needed to be violent again.
>>70766033
>they fuck
This kills a man
Well it's official
TULLY FUCKING SHITS
>>70766073
the wind blew into the fire and stopped it
>>70766083
We can't tell because he has no internal monologue. Pretty sure he claimed that his oath to Cat was sworn under duress and doesn't count anymore.
>>70765939
all people will take this of is confirmation of sansan happening.
So Cersei is confirmed for using the Wildfire now in the finale, correct?
CLEGANE BOWL FAGGOTS BLOWN THE KEK OUT!
Arya had some mad bounce in that scene.
>>70766112
because he said he would fire his infant son from a cannon to the castle's wall?
Why did Brienne have to sneak away? Didn't Jaime already promise she could head back North?
Hey, at least Brienne didn't give away that Valyrian Steel, Hound's always wanted himself some Valyrian Steel.
And Brienne's still in the Riverlands sailing on a river, Hound's camped next to a river, Brienne vs Hound rematch soon!
>>70766204
I will fight you!
Don't test me
>>70766204
Cleganebowl can still happen next season :^)
Why is got on already?
>Blackfish fights and dies off screen
>Danny arrives on her dragons off screen
>Waif dies off screen
Why? Budget? But seriously, why?
>>70766040
>Edmure betrays his entire family, gives over his ancestral home to the family that have kept him imprisoned for the past year and allowing them to kill his last remaining relative like they did with every other person in his family because Jaime said he might hurt his child which he has never seen.
Yep, sounds like Edmure. You know the main thing that made this really fucking dissapointing is that I always felt Edmure had the underdog angle. But instead it just turns out that Blackfish really was right and Edmure is just a wet blanket. So much for Radmure.
>>70766204
Hype is episode 9, never 10
>>70766204
Yes, she will burn down the Sept of Baelor and kill basically every single character in King's Landing (except Tommen, who will kill himself when Margaery dies)
Next season will then be Olenna vs. Cersei.
>>70766220
>from a cannon
based jaime finally inventing gunpowder
>>70765205
The Hound will be hung by Lady Stoneheart (offscreen).
Lancel will kill Ser Robert Strong (offscreen).
Hype is dead.
>>70765894
>qyburn:my grace, the fire killed kevan, pycelle, lancel, the high sparrow, unella, margeary, mace, loras, me, and tommen died jumping out a window trying to flee the fire
>>70764944
>>70764944
NEW THREAD
>>70764944
>>70764944
NEW THREAD
>>70764944
>>70764944
NEW THREAD
Basterd BOWL WILL FUCK HARDHOME IN THE ASS.
>>70766040
>Arya's arch was completely pointless and handled horribly
What arc? She's literally coming back to Westeros the exact same character. They could have done anything else, than what they did.
I mean when she arrives in Bravvos she's hungry for more murdering and revenge. She gets taken in by the Faceless Men, who believe that 'only death can pay for life'. As she trains to become a cold assasin she learns how to feel pity for her victims, even the ones who deserve death. She discovers her true nature, which conflicts with the morals of the faceless men. She flees them, and returns to Westeros as a more mature character, perhaps with a mission to find Jon.
I mean, thats cliche as fuck, but god damn give us something
>>70766224
>Didn't Jaime already promise
>Jaime
>Promising
>it's a dany scene
>CUT CUT CUT
ahfbjhsdfjhsgDJFKHGjkfhdgjkhsDFJKHsfdjkh
>>70766240
But anon, no body no death, just like the Stannisfags and Preston say.
Faceless Waif and Blackfish confirmed alive
>>70766255
underrated
>now you truly are no one
>because the Starks are nothing, the north belongs to the boltons
>>70766227
>Implying they're going to fight
Both are normie characters, D&D will never pit two normie characters against each other.
Which is why Dany will marry Jon and rule all of Westeros and Essos together with Tyrion as hand and Sandor and Brienne as kingsguard.
Cap this post.
beric! yay!
>>70764876
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED FOR OFFSCREEN
>Le witty imp tells le witty jokes: The episode!
I'm done with this show.
Shitposting here was fun, I will remain to see the spoilers and shitpost but I'm done watching. That's it. The writing is complete shit, that dude from yesterday? The married guy who said every character and arc is shit with the shitty writing?
You were spot on my man. I'm done. Killing Blackfish and waif offscreen, Reddit Meme Dwarf jokes, Jamie ruined, Arya doing nothing and living, no, I'm fucking done. Fuck this piece of shit show. They can't write and I'm done.
>>70766240
BASTERD BOWL AND WINDS OF WINTER.
>>70766249
>Next season will then be Olenna vs. Cersei.
GRANNYBOWL
![got8.mkv_snapshot_12.35_[2016.06.13_01.23.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H0Ja9xk.jpg "got8.mkv snapshot 12.35 [2016.06.13 01.23.14]")
friendly reminder that there was literally
LITERALLY
not a single on-screen death of a named character
and LITERALLY
not a single fight scene
>>70766139
he was her friend
>An entire fleet just pops up right outside your city with virtually no warning
Um... that isn't how that works
>>70766312
so much potential, damn
>>70766261
>season will end (offscreen)
DIRECTED BY DAVID CHASE
>>70766293
Starks can only be nothing if the North forgets.
The North remembers.
>>70766244
The freys are about to gut this fish off screen too.
that scene with arya and the waif was epic, and i'm not meme-ing. it was very cinematic and i love how it turned out
>>70766312
See you next week
>>70766227
Brienne vs Hound rematch won't happen.
There will be a trial by combat because of the religious nut.
Cersei has The Mountain and Hound's gonna be competing for the old faggot.
Cleganebowl confirmed
>>70766276
all that was missing was a record scratch
>>70766363
>and i'm not meme-ing
yes you are
>>70766312
Yeah, whatever, faggot. See you next Sunday.
>Tyrion and friends telling joke: more than 4 minutes
>Siege of Mereem: barely 2
what a bunch of fucking hacks
>>70764944
>>70764944
>>70764944
MIGRATE
>>70764944
>>70764944
>>70764944
NEW
NEW
NEW
how did Arya beat the Waif?
>>70766249
olenna will team up with CIA again to take out cersei but jaime will end up killing her before they can
>you're chasing this girl, right, and she basically spits in everything you've dedicated your life to. you serve the many-faced god and this girl tries to exploit your very creed for her personal gain, and you want her dead for it
>okay, so i'm chasing her as fast as i can?
>well, actually.. did you ever see that movie 'terminator'?
>>70766326
Just how fucking thin is that plate mail suppose to be?
The only way you could pierce it like that if it were made of tin
>>70766265
>offscreen
>>70765730
>5 minute scene where tyrion tries to make awkward jokes with grey worm and missandei
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
Fuck man, even the normies I watch this show with are tired of the shitty quality episodes.
>>70766431
With the power of shit writing
So what was the point of Meereen plot? And what the fuck was that sudden arrival of Dany?
>>70765578
Fuck. Sake.
What was the point of the whole Meereen plot?
>>70766653
It was filler, just like Arya's bullshit.
>Waif is wearing Arya's face
What do the faceless men want in Westeros that they need her identity?
so apparently arya is a fucking superhero...bitch gets stabbed and is up and running around and parkouring all over braavos right after and then kills the waif even though the waif was having her for breakfast on every fight. fuck arya's storyline.
>>70765301
She didn't die off screen. Arya blew the candle out so you couldn't see who killed who. And then they revealed it by showing her FLAYED FUCKING FACE
>>70765403
Tommen doesn't know/believe he's an incest baby. If he did he'd probably abdicate and become a nun.
The writing has really gone downhill. This is the first season of GoTs that feels average to me. It is still good, but not great.
>>70765778
>This was the night king's plan all along
>>70765031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PtvLTZS4Ik
