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Not even 7 minutes in and it's already shit Edition
Twitter is already slating this shite
JUST
Already reeks of trying too hard desu
What the fuck is even going on.
I've never even seen the original people with Top Gear. But I hate that ginger prat a lot and i'm ginger myself.
when does the grand tour start?
>>70177144
I'm confused. He shows guns like they were something good.
omggg this is so exciting
DUDE LAZORZ LMAO
this is reminding me of when my girlfriend told me she was becomming straight edge
i just couldn't love her anymore
TOP GEARS TOP WOMAN
Someone screen cap Sabine's black and white JUST face
Terrible.
Is it English?
>>70177145
Read the post he replied to mongboy.
>time for a little... evasive action
totally not scripted guys
This is painful to watch
Such a blatant copy-paste
>le german lady doesn't know English lol
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
LAZORZ
EVASIVE
This is so wrong.
what's this fake dogfight bollocks meant to be
>Chris Evans doesn't even have a driving license.
How did the BBC hear this voiceover and approve this? What the actual fuck. It's literally channel 5 tier.
Bring
Back
Clarkson
>Chris Evans flailing horribly as his obnoxiously shit delivery crashes against the lovably shit Clarkson dialogue and just creating a pouring mound of shit
War is so much fun!!1
And they fired Jeremy for being politically incorrect...
>>70177144
Pretty much. Ginger is trying so hard to be Clarkson and he's failing. And this whole stunt with lasers is so scripted...
This is NOT TOP GEAR
This is just bollocks
>>70177281
Funny, maybe.
>>70177198
They would have done regardless.
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
It's like the generic store brand version of Top Gear.
Where are the banter?
I only turned over on the opening title credits. Was there an intro before them?
The top as nails woman wins watch
Matt Leblanc is going to save this show
I'll wait for a Harris episode before I drop this
Not even watching but
>Chris Evans
FERRARI BTFO
>>70177281
entertaining
>>70177144
Fucking hate Chris Evans.
This show is so bad already.
>>70177281
Join the Navy buddy.
>insulting Germans to win the Clarkson audience
Nice try.
>>70177300
The thing about Top Gear before was that it was scripted but there was enough fun in it that it worked.
This is scripted in a way that is just trash
NOPE
FUCK THIS SHIT
Your last post's last three digits are the % by which the audience falls by for next week's episode.
Roll away.
>>70177281
It's exactly the same sort of shit that the old show had.
where is Joey, fuck this shit
Fuck, didn't last long wanking to Danielle Sharp.
What happened to Sabine? She used to be qt.
>>70177216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
Visuals are nice but content is shit
Think they knew it could never live up to its predecessor so they went all out with production values
somebody check the top gear Reddit to see if they are lapping it up
DUDE VOMIT LMAO
And people said series before were heavily scripted.
When does captain America show up?
OH MAN DRIVING A CAR IS SO MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN FLYING A JET I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
>>70177358
HAHA XD
TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP XD Am I "banting" yet fellow top gear audience?
>>70177379
>women over 30
>qt
she just got old senpai
>>70177379
Time happened
Is there a stream?
>fighter jet
MEME PSYCHICS ARE REAL AND WERE RIGHT!!
There's only one Chris Evans, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
Let's see how Matt Le Blanc is.
OH THAT'S FUNNY THE FIGHTER PILOT WAS SCARED BY THE DRIVING LADY
OH IT'S FUNNY
HA HA HA
>>70177371
Except without any of the fun.
When is Eddie Jordan going to show up? At this point only he can rescue it.
>>70177322
>It's like the generic store brand version of Top Gear.
The problem is that it's doing all of Top Gear's old jokes, framed in Top Gear's old humour, with Top Gear's old tone, and Top Gear's old style, but without the trio of hosts who had become so accommodated to that specific brand of comedy.
It's obnoxious young Men trying to wear old clothes that we love for being so gaudy and brash.
>>70177399
Hi Redddit.
I know top gear is always been staged but this is so badly staged, its cringe worthy stuff
>bribing a Top Gu pilot to pretend to be sick
Jesus how embarrassing
>>70177387
>Visuals are nice but content is shit
Visuals were always bound to be nice. They always are.
>>70177418
Someone JUST this picture
>the queen of the vomit comet
>Le cutting off the swearwords woman
She's mad. She curses like a sailor and is just one of the lads really
I fucking knew it.
>>70177323
what if someone gets offended?
faking fun
>>70177415
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
FUCK ME THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THEM IS SO FORCED
THE MIGHTY AMERICAN MILITARY lol
love how they've diversified this audience
remember when it was nothing but fit white women at the front?
>""""british"""" """"""""television"""""""""
>>70177432
EJ and Harris should be presenting this shit alone
Oh no.
>>70177359
The original top hgear never made you feel like it was scripted. This whole beating Germans, breaking at high speed for her to pass its just not believable. Nor is the idea of a fighter pilot throwing up in a goddamn car.
>dat hideous lighting
>dat horrendous echo
holy fuck Matt this is tragic
How do I watch this on iplayer?
AHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS HORRIBLE
THIS IS HORRIBLE
AHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH GOD
>>70177457
Let's hope Joey can save the show
What's with the echo? Why is Chris shouting?
LeBlanc doesn't have the voice of a presenter.
>pennsylvania license plate
>in nevada
??
>>70177432
>Relying on a furious poisoned dwarf
We're fucked
>>70177251
who is this splooge scrooge?
>Top Gun pilot being sick
Lol you Brits might buy that but that is just obscene retarded shit.
>that applause
>thanks America
>>70177467
That was literally what the old show was too you dullard
I expected nothing and I'm still shocked. Gruesome.
what beleivable and genuine banter
>that line delivery
Can't wait to see the figures for next week's
BBC on suicide watch
Ugh, the chemistry between these two is bad
Stop shouting you retard
>We got custody! We got custody!
Jesus.
STOP TALKING ABOUT CARS AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES AND HAVE SOME BANTER
Clarkson should release a teaser after this shit
Matt sounds a bit fake. Doesn't sound relaxed and not forced.
Is it just me or does it feel like they're trying to establish themselves as as mad as old top gear too early
pls stop
jesus fucking christ
>>70177496
Neither of them has
FAST JETS IN WARS
>THIS CRINGEY DIALOGUE
fuck me
>>70177514
No need to be so triggered.
This is so much more obviously scripted.
>WE GOT CUSTODY
First chuckle so far.
This is a fucking car crash
Just awful.
CRINGE
>>70177496
why did based leblanc attach himself to this train crash
>>70177476
MERICA
I dont like this safe space comedy about chickens. I want to hear about how indians smell.
>trying THIS HARD to be old Top Gear
can't wait to see the ratings drop faster than twin towers in 9/11
>forced jokes and TBBT studio audience laughter
Jesus, it's like a bad impersonation of the real thing
joey looks so burnt out
>This audience
Haha, everyone is so horrible at reading their lines. Incredible.
>thinking they won't get better in time
![Don’t-be-cocky-just-because-you-went-to-a-better-school-than-someone[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5o9jIPj.jpg "Don’t-be-cocky-just-because-you-went-to-a-better-school-than-someone[1]")
>that weak as fuck applause and whooping
>that shit Stig intro delivery
BACK IN THE SADDULLLLLL
Literally ZERO chemistry
Is there a torrent up for it yet?
I'd like to see just how bad it is for myself. I'm in a mood to cringe.
i dont think anyone could have predicted it would be THIS bad..
Just fuck my show up senpai
>>70177532
>BBC dependant on viewing figures
How much of a spastic are you?
It's obvious now that Chris Evans wasn't the right choice...
Why not attempt something new? Why is EXACTLY the same as the old one???
>>70177514
Nobody is buying it.
>that garbage banter
Oh god the humanity.
just checking you >chicken
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
this is great
I can't fucking stand Chris Evans voice
>>70177599
It's airing right now m8
>>70177537
>BANTER
yeah right, as if these autismos could banter.
God damn this is terrible.
>>70177586
wew that viper is fast
>>70177599
>Is there a torrent up for it yet?
How retarded are you?
They got to keep the time board?
Does this mean they still have Star In A Reasonably Priced Car?
KILL ME
JOEY IS SO BAD
This is awful
I've had to mute it
I can't handle it
Matt le Blanc is alright, much better than Evans
It feels like an unfunny SNL sketch trying to imitate Top Gear.
>>70177468
Wait, is Reddit wishing up?
I'm respecting redditors?
Is the show so shit it made me respect cucks?
honestly didnt think it would be this bad
>reliant segment
Oh joy.
Lol they re-wrote the leaderboard names in Evan's handwriting
>>70177599
Yeah, there's a torrent up of the first 15 minutes.
Fucking retard.
>>70177617
Top Gear is a billion pound brand, fucking with it in anyway is tantamount to heresy. They don't understand that the genie is out of the bottle and has been scooped by a rival network.
Are the studio segments live?
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING
YOU ARE MIC'D UP
What the fuck is this pandering to Americans? It's like the BBC was taken over.
>>70177597
this
fucking ZERO
>only 15 minutes and it's shit
is nothing sacred?
>>70177649
its star in a rally cross car i think
FUCKING IRENE
>>70177678
No
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
>>70177685
This
Fucking hell it's grating
Le Chris Evans show
Also with some other people
>>70177626
His voice over stuff earlier sounded pretty much like Hammond, but that screeching in the studio was awful.
>>70177678
No. Recorded earlier in the week.
>>70177653
He's awful but at least his voice doesn't make me want to rip my ear drums out.
>>70177653
Evans is the cancer, BBC has to drop him first to save this.
>blackpool
>le blanc
Did his parents really name him after a lame reddit meme?
>>70177678
Recorded the Friday before I think.
Roll jokes incoming
>lol we're just like old top gear right???
>>70177689
How is this pandering to Americans? They have done billions of episodes in America.
DUDE
CLASSIC ROCK
>shitting on the Reliant Robin
CAN'T WAKE UP
Please mock the yank, do something right.
>random pakis on a car
>>70177692
This proves that Clarkson, May and Hammond ARE sacred.
>>70177646
>it's real
Hahahaha
please end it, just end it and give us a replay of countryfile for the next 45 mins
I've been trying to give it a fair chance but this really is seriously terrible.
>>70177525
The tasks and some of the set pieces were faked but the fun the old trio were having wasn't . That was its charm
>>70177649
I think they've changed it slightly so it's a rally car iirc
>we will just keep a show that relied 100% on the three presenters going without said three presenters
holy shit, whoever is in charge there is the biggest retard of the century. this is even worse than I imagined.
>very luxurious
Only funny line yet
love tap
HOO HOO HOO
>I just look like a dick *BEEP*
Bravo, censors.
>le swearing
TOP BATNZ
These guys are so obviously not friends.
THAT'S IT, KEEP SHOUTING CHRIS
YOU'VE GOT IT FIGURED OUT
>>70177383
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
It's called a "Zebra" not a "Zedbra"
It's pronounced "Zee" not "Zed".
Ironically enough LeBlanc would have worked well as the American foil to the original three
WOW NOONE COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING XD
>>70177764
It's the BBC
They have no idea what the fuck they are doing
>>70177712
Yeah the voice over is alright but the fucking studio screaming, christ
>>70177729
Yeah, making fun of them.
>>70177729
>fighter jets
>guns
>american cars
>support the military
>THIS VOICEOVER
JUST
THE RELIANT ROBIN IS AWFUL XD
>using the Reliant Robin meme
THEY ARE FUCKING DESPERATE OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHAhHAhHAHAHAhAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Joey needs the money stop bullying him.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, CHRIS. YOU'RE A DICK
>huehuehue reliant's don't actually roll after all
Shit joke
>no cenotaph doughnuts because they offended people
>>70177739
that's not pc you shitlord, we progressive car show now.
>>70177777
Confirmed for bantz master
>Matt is such a superstar
Wait, what?
>Matt Leblanc with literally no banter acting like he is tired
Stop making us look bad faggot
>>70177749
Same. I thought they would have like 8 different small segments instead of copy clarkson era top gear. I also thought it would be a lot more informative, not banterous.
>>70177813
>in episode 1
>EPISODE FUCKING ONE
>le geographically challenged Amerifat
>I look like a dick
Truer words have never been spoken
>>70177789
Oh fuck off. Americans are simply boring.
Jesus how much did they spend on the fucking music
>>70177750
Totally disagree, the whole old show felt very scripted and fake too. Fun mind, but definitely very fake all over.
This is worse don't get me wrong, they clearly barely know each other but still, don't pretend old top gear was all off the cuff and that they'd act like that if cameras weren't rolling.
>>70177764
the people in charge of this are the jew sjw cunts who want to burn everything white and good to the ground and replace it with "diversity" regardless of the result
they give literally zero fucks
About on par with an early Top Gear episode so far.
>all this retroactive pretending that TG was always kino
>>70177789
It's pronounced "Apple", not "Ayyple", so lets call pronounce "a" as "ahh".
I'm not watching it.
Tell me the worst parts of new top gear from what you've seen.
acestream when
Le Blanc has no charisma. His voice is far too bland
>>70177815
>how you doin'?
This will have the highest ratings for any Top Gear episode ever.
This is so awful
There must be a producer somewhere in the foetal position mourning his career
Only seen the american original Top Gear but I heard the english one was better.
I was lied to.
>>70177815
Nice
>>70177861
Probably nothing at all
>>70177866
They are actually real friends, you fucking retard.
>>70177777
Holy shit
For you yanks, Blackpool is famous here for its shitty old theme park and having the most paedophiles for square mile in the western world.
>>70177861
Don't the BBC get free rights to music for some reason or another? Or something like that.
MATT LE BLANC IS AMAERICAN ON A BRITISH TV SHOW LOL IS THE GERMAN BIRD GONNA GET SOME WW2 STUFF THEN HAHA
>>70177882
Probably cause he's got no chemistry with Evans. Sounds too forced
Matt is the only thing good about this show up until now
>>70177879
hosts
>>70177803
>hardcore elite top gun pilot vomits due to the driving of a German woman
Yea that pandering bro they really are hitting me as a demographic.
is anyone else refreshing clarkson's twitter waiting for a witty comment
>>70177895
go watch re runs on dave, the english one WAS better.
am i banned
so usa top gear better then original?
what a world
>>70177861
Nowt. The Beeb don't have to pay for licensing, which is why they always get good music for things.
>>70177866
This, people are forgetting that
>>70177882
Le Blanc has a ton of charisma. But not when it's getting sucked out of him as he has to rattle off lines and pretend to be someone he's not's friend.
>>70177866
>don't pretend old top gear was all off the cuff and that they'd act like that if cameras weren't rolling.
but they literally did, the relationship wasn't forced and that was what made it great you fucking sperg
>>70177880
>acestream
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T
Isn't this just a rip off of the UK vs Aussie Top Gear episode?
>It goes up in the corners like this
>Does V with hand
OK, that was pretty good, first chuckle
this is actually worse than i thought it would be
This is hard to watch.
am i the only one who quite likes matt le blanc?
>>70177796
>They have no idea what the fuck they are doing
Yes, of course they don't. Fucking idiot.
>the clock works
>it's midnight
okay I smiled
>>70177874
Yeah that's why they employed two white mains
>HOW YOU DOIN'
KEK
No stream for non-uk fags?
>>70177906
Yes but that doesn't change the fact that they play up to cameras and scripted jokes. It was certainly based on something more real sure, but it was a total fiction too. As I said, no way they act that over the top if the cameras aren't there.
>>70177954
Especially in these sorts of challenges and the specials. This is beyond cringey now.. it's just sad.
>Matt mumbling his lines without a hint of emotion
JUST
Holy fucking shit this is horrible
matt le blanc sounds extremely bored
this is pretty bad desu
any way to watch this outside UK?
>>70177960
nice meme
...wow this sucks.
yeah this is pretty shit ngl
>>70177983
Why? He has no charisma. He acts like he is sleep walking.
>yawning
>>70177251
Think I'm gonna look her up when I've had my tea.
At least something good came (kek) from this
>>70177974
It's exactly what I thought it would be, but still somehow more unpleasant.
I feel bad for Leblanc
>>70177983
he seems pretty decent bloke, he was in friends so must be something good about it him lad
Wow what a great journey lads
Is it most boring road trip?
>>70177866
The scripted nature of the old show was KNOWN by the audience and enough good will has been built up that the scripted bits begin to work
It was a positive feedback loop which meant that if anything the scripts added to the show
Only miserable people resented the scripting
>>70177983
I don't like him really, he sounds too much like he's just reading a script but in comparison to that ginger cunt he's amazing.
>Joey couldn't drive a three-wheeler
>claim his car kept breaking down to put him on a truck for most of the journey
Such cunning, surely he is really a CIA agent
>>70177983
I too like Matt Blanc, only saving grace so far
Feel sorry for Matt.
>>70177983
He's getting a couple of laughs out of me but it is immediately lost by Evans.
>presenter is literally called Le Blanc
when are they going to fuck off back to plebbit?
This is the worst pile of steaming poop i've ever had the chance to watch.
This is darwinism at work. They should have fired Clarkson years ago, then we would have had years of The Grand Tour by now which will be way better than old top gear as far as I can tell at this point.
Wow such challenge so brave such sad
>captcha
>>70178017
and Evans is screaming even higher to compensate
>>70178034
yeah i quite like that, just plain boring and sarcastic almost
don't know why but i enjoy that
Chris Evans is the most uncharismatic person on the planet
>>70178054
HE WAS IN EPISODES
>>70177954
How can you believe this? Of course they scripted funny running jokes and funny arguments to have on the show, and overact for the cameras. That helps make good tv. You cant be so dense as to think that isn't true?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!
>>70178006
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
Are Top Gear fans really pretending that the show hasn't always been scripted and contrived as fuck?
The only difference is that these guys have no chemistry.
>he said in the world
Reeeee
are they making it bad on purpose???
>>70178021
Stick your head in an oven it's effectively the same thing
>>70177648
>>70177674
>first Matt v Chris challenge
>Matt spends the entire time on a pick up truck, getting rained on, dressed like a furry and depressed as fuck
Good Christ.
what the fuck JUST
>Trying to make out that this is something epic and impressive
>Unironically
They kept this sort of moment for the end of a travel episode of Top Gear. Not this shit.
"In the wööörld"
trying too hard to be Clarkson...
Remember when old Top Gear drove to blackpool?
Me neither, I love this original and hilarious segment
IT JUST DIED
>>70178021
How can you be so fucking retarded
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=top+gear+live+stream
>>70177866
>>70178008
Of course they played up to the camera, but the bond between the three guys still shone through. That's what made it endearing, they were actual real-life friends acting farcical for cameras.
>>70178006
It's been posted half a dozen times.
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
>>70178101
Real top gear fans stopped watching long ago bruv. Like before 2009
So the whole challenge is
LETS DRIVE FROM LONDON TO BLACKPOOL
NOW LETS WATCH MATT GET TOWED ALL THE WAY
HORRAY NOW WE'RE IN BLACKPOOL
that segment literally had nothing in it
>>70177940
Congratulations
>>70178119
He never asked for this.
didnt they already do a challenge like this?
>the love tap
Just fuck of already
What the fuck was the point of this segment other than DUDE RELIANTS LMAO? There was no challenge here or anything interesting to it at all.
>>70177777
aiyyyyyyyyy
How much more hyped are you all for Grand Tour after seeing this garbage? Personally I can't wait and I have absolutely no doubt it's going to be 9000 times better than this.
Stream where you british cunts
this is too cringy
CUM ON MATT'S CAR
>>70178118
>facebook maymay
m8 just leave. this place isn't for you
>>70178119
It's a perfect analogy for the programme as a whole.
>>70178118
>Post something completely and utterly stupid
>get called out
>"WAAH, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN"
Think before you post, you fucking moron.
> that audience shot with everyone half heartedly clapping
Jesus Christ.
>>70178148
Yeah I noticed after I posted
My bad
>>70178041
Glad I could bring some joy to this thread.
The fact they gave the audience lines is just awful.
Reading the Reddit thread and they're being pretty savage too. Calling Evans a Cuntflap is one of the top rated posts.
thanks SJWs I suppose you were right all along
>>70178101
They also have no skill or talent at presenting a show, unlike the old cunts.
>>70178101
The biggest complaint is that it's shit because it's 6 random people with no chemistry
7/10 so far
>>70178184
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
YEAH SORRY ABOUT THAT SEE YA LATER
God damn that segment was shit.
NEW THREAD?
>star in a rally car fake out
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
what a fucking odd combination
>>70178182
I am ready for banterkino
>>70178083
My point still stands you twat
This ginger retard needs to stop shouting
How has someone with such an annoying voice made a career out of being on the radio????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFUUUCK JUST
This audience is too enthusiastic.
Oh no.
BOYS!
>>70178158
They even tried to pull the emotional music thing.
OH FUCK RIGHT OFF
>the sad dispirited faces of the audience
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>Gordon Ramsay and Jesse Eisenberg
They might as well host this shit. Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7g08nwEmyY
>>70177866
Idk, they obviously don't do that stuff with no cameras about because they don't do that stuff in their own time but you can imagine they ahit on each other all the time.
>those fucking cuts to the audience
>two star in a car
HAHHA TIME FOR BANTER WIOTH CELEBS EVERYONES BEST BIT OF TOP GEAR
>>70178165
They've done the laser target thing before too
Jesus Christ, this is amazing. That complete lack of chemistry is Wiseau-tier
>the faces of the audience
Holy fuck
>>70178182
This. Clarkson, Hammond and May just got rid of all the cringeworthy BBC shit. One thing is for sure, this will be the last top gear season.
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BLACKPOOL SEGMENT
WHAT WAS THE POINT
>gordon ramsey and jesse eisenberg
WUT
>Jump cuts to canned prerecorded audience applaud
Is Jesse gonna autism the whole thing?
Gordon Ramsay is the only good thing so far.
>>70178246
He's a literal manlet compared to Ramsay
are you having fun? I'm having fun. so much fun.
>>70178207
They are also the only ones saying the new top gear is good on twitter
I like the way they keep cutting to the audience like
LOOK THEY ARE LAUGHING LOOK THEY ARE HAVIN FUN
>audience looking like forced spectators at an ISIS execution.
>>70178210
Do you really think the original three had their chemistry in their first episode?
Oh look its the unfunny michael cera
The audience look like they really don't want tio be there
>>70178268
Kek
>rallycross car
OK, sure
>this audience control
Can't wait for Soccer Aid desu lads.
>>70178097
shit this kike is annoying
>>70177878
Those are called "stress patterns" you ignorant Limey fuck.
At least we don't add useless letter to words in a desperate attempt to sound intelligent when in fat your country is overrun with uneducated Chavs and shitskins..
how much did they pay the audience?
OLD TOP GEAR VS NEW TOP GEAR
If Ramsay doesn't shit on the show I'm done here.
Manlet.
BOYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
oh god, is it going to be a yank and a brit every week?
>>70178307
It's like there is a giant gun pointed at them.
They should have just left it for a few years. It's not like the BBC needs the money.
MOVE HERE BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER THREAD
>>70177223
>>70177223
>>70177223
Just imagine how good it would've been if they had gone with Guy Martin instead of Chris. Guy would get instant respect from fans and actually can into banter
>>70178311
I didn't mention chemistry in post anywhere, mate.
>>70178220
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ramsey should host instead
>Jessie looking just above the lense at the auto queue
>"I've been practicing this"
>>70178184
http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/
>>70178288
They are the most likeable guest they could find in two years.
>>70178232
You got put in your place, cunt.
>>70178182
I guarantee the three of them are sitting down pissing themselves laughing while drinking champagne.
Why are they introducing each other like they're at some awkward corporate retreat?
>>70178280
>just got rid of all the cringeworthy BBC shit.
Which was what?
Those three always had control of the show and it was always fucking cringe worthy.
based Jesse
>>70178160
whats the next step in his master plan
Why are they getting the guests to read adverts for each other? That's the most peculiar thing I've ever seen guests on a show do.
>mfw
How did a bored audience shot get in the final cut.
I've had to mute it
This is so horrible
That plug was fucking awkward.
>first guests
>pick an actual autistic person
>>70178391
butthurt amerifat
They should have just got Gordon as the show's host desu
>>70178391
hello Tony Hall
>>70178470
I'm a fucking Britbong you daft bastard.
How about you answer the fucking question.
why is it gordon ramsay and jesse eisenberg
>>70178559
because they have something to promote on TV
>>70178534
>can;t answer the question
>>70178329
calm down North Dakota not taking lessons from you on the ENGLISH language
Dead after 2 seasons
>>70178745
Nope, they'll just reinvent it again.
The audio is off
I think the studio is too big
Evans voice is too shrill for this format
YAY!!!!!
This is painful. Evans is such a smug cunt it's unbearable.
his presenting is like an alcoholic father who on this one sober day is desperate to connect with you
>Matt LeBlanc joins the Grand Tour after 1 seasons
THIS
IS
SO
FUCKING
BAD
OH
MY
GOD
>>70177457
Its hard to see how it can be more JUST than it already is
>>70177320
i mean that's not unreasonable
people might have kids to pick up from school and shit
>>70178041
>her
>>70177743
fake account
