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New episode airs tonight at 08:00pm GMT (09:00pm CEST / 02:00pm EST) on BBC 2
>Chris Evans takes the Dodge Viper ACR to the home of Top Gun in Nevada, to battle Sabine Schmitz in a Chevrolet Corvette Z06. Matt LeBlanc tackles wildest Morocco in Somerset's finest off-roader, the Ariel Nomad.
>Back on British soil, Evans and LeBlanc take a rather soggy road trip to Blackpool in a pair of roofless Reliant three-wheelers, whereupon they are tasked with defending the honour of their nations in a series of gruelling UK-versus-USA challenges.
>Back in the studio, this week's celebrity guests are Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg and Gordon Ramsey.
You guys hyped yet? What do you expect? A trainwreck? A decent show?
stream?
>>70172810
>Sabine's titties
>>70172810
>GMT
>>70172847
Is it 8pm yet?
>>70172847
BBC iPlayer in the UK
>rest of the world
don't care
>>70172810
>Leblanc is disgusting
>Evans is gay
>The others I've never seen in my life
>>70172865
>titties
Not
>Dem child-bearing hips and thighs
>>70172866
isn't that what you bongs call your time zone?
>>70172947
It's BST now.
>>70172912
Whats wrong with LeBlanc? Seems like a nice guy
This program must be great because of this diversity I'm seeing in this picture.
I'm so there! Finally a car show for me.
I'll just watch for sabine driving
evans is a tool though
>>70172972
this is correct. You tune in at 8pm GMT youre gonna be watching something else
People are excited because they expect some kind of glorious disaster.
But deep down we all know it's going to be boring bullshit on life support for a few more seasons, until even the force of habit is gone.
>>70172810
>Evans and LeBlanc take a rather soggy road trip to Blackpool in a pair of roofless Reliant three-wheelers
yet another reliant robin clip, how creative
>>70172810
>Back in the studio, this week's celebrity guests are Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg and Gordon Ramsey.
so they're doing two guests per episode now?
>>70173124
Fuck, they extending most boring part of TG
>>70172906
To be fair lad, we are all united in laughing at this trainwreck, British and JF alike.
american top gear has gotten a lot better this season imo
>>70173071
all of these sound like rehashes
>>70172906
I think he means to be able to comment on it with /tv/. Like the Louis Theroux's.
>>70173195
>American top gear
>>70173170
And Gordon Ramsay was on old TG a couple of times, wonder how he'll feel about these new guys
>>70173124
They were going to start off with a bang and get Brad Pitt on board, but he jumped ship. So "Social Network star" (we don't talk about that capeshit thing) Jesse Eisenberg, world's least likable actor, a cross between Michael Cera and Sheldon Cooper, climbed aboard.
>>70173232
Hope he calls Evans a fucking prick and means it whilst he assumes it's for jokes.
>>70173124
I knew they would plug crap like they did before and 2 guests isn't a problem since they've done that before aswell.
but 2 guests who will plug someone separate? fucks sake
>>70172810
I'd fuck Sabine. I don't know why, but I like her. She gains like 20% appeal on film though.
>>70173307
Gotta cash in while the ratings last.
>Jesse Eisenberg
>Gordon Ramsay
What? No one likes that cunt of an actor and who cares about Ramsay any more is he even on the tv now day's?
>>70173372
>who cares about Ramsay
I do. He's still relevant. I don't care about "HELLO BOYS"
>>70173372
Ramsey is based you cunt
>>70172810
No, it's going to be shit, stop shilling.
>>70173277
>Who would want to watch this bullshit?
It's Sunday evening BBC2 light entertainment. Of course people will want to watch it. Just cos you're upset cos they've stuck a lady in and some fella who isn't milk white, doesn't mean everyone else is turned off.
>BBC have some fucktarded idea that they can attract ALL the viewers
No they don't, far from it. Otherwise it wouldn't be on BBC2 and wouldn't be on a Sunday evening. Clueless cunt.
>completely disregarding the fact that chemistry between the hosts is the only thing that kept Top Gear on the air.
You've not even seen it yet you're qualified to comment on the host's on-screen chemistry? Wew lad. Think it's clear you're mind about this show is already made up before it has even bee broadcast.
>If you've watched the earliest seasons, where it was an actual car show, it was complete garbage.
You mean when it was attracting millions of viewers per episode? Crap it may have been, but people tuned in.
>>70173372
I quite like both of them tbqh.
>Chris Evans actually thinks he looks cool in that leather jacket
Oh deary me, will watch for everyone else but I can already tell Evans is going to be nothing but a fountain of cringe
Beer and pizza time in about 45 minutes
>>70172810
>Jesse Eisenberg
this just puts the nail in the coffin
>>70173559
You gotta admit, dude has charisma. Can you imagine that american banter!?
>>70173372
It's because the original guest, Brad Pitt, pulled out at the last minute.
>>70173516
no shit that guy is remarkably badly dressed and that jacket is the cherry on top.
Pretty obvious there's some spastics on here that can't grasp why people of /tv/ want to talk about the return of one of BBC's most popular shows, so have convinced themselves these people must be shills, as if the BBC need to drum up support on a fucking Hongkongese Morris Dancing board for their program.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/top-gears-chris-evans-breaks-8059333
>chris evans breaks down in tears while filming
Lads, it's going to be a trainwreck.
>>70173596
Chris Evans will do the guest interviews, not LeBlanc
>>70173372
Eisenberg vs Ramsey!
>>70172810
Have they purposefully dressed as badly as possible?
>>70173491
Did you get lost on your way to tumblr?
he sounds like an ass
LeBlanc looks like a famous person taking a photo with one hot chick and a handful of creepy fans. Poor guy, he deserves better than this.
>>70173772
So Chris Evans talking to Jesse Eisenberg. This will be fun. I wonder if they talk about Superman flopping.
>>70173491
>You're a racist and a misogynist, everyone else is going to love it!
Pathetic
>Sunday evening
>not one of the best slots
Retard.
>unironically believing that the random ass hosts they pulled out of nowhere are going to be able to banter with each other
I bet you breathe through your mouth.
>millions of viewers per episode
Yeah, I'm sure that's why they replaced the fat idiot with Hammond.
Go shill on reddit, you pathetic cunt.
>>70173772
Well that's it then. LeBlanc is the only one on that show who isn't a raging dickhole, so of course they don't have him interacting with the celebs.
>>70173854
>dany baker
Just end it.
>>70173935
What a compelling argument. Truly outstanding.
>>70173854
The funny thing is, even with a shit script Jeremy and the gang would've been funnier. I mean if something doesn't work it usually works to their advantage. So much they even fake things in order to have something that doesn't work.
Imagine. Light falls over. Jeremy Clarkson looks surprised and makes a joke. The whole room laughs. With Chris Evans you'd have him ranting 10 minutes about how useless the lighting guy is and everybody feels awkward.
>>70172912
LeBlanc seems pretty cool to be honest, I think he will be more entertaining than Evans
As for the others, Chris Harris is a really good motor journalist (I'm disappointed he's stopped doing his YouTube videos for this to be honest), and Eddie Jordan is a former F1 presenter, and before that an F1 team owner. Both are awesome and again will be much better than Evans.
I don't know anything about the black guy though to be honest
>>70173982
who is this man
>>70172810
>Diversity, the show
I'll just see watch the first one. Hopefully they don't fuck up
>>70173935
You seem really angry about something, lad.
Wanna tell the group what's upsetting you?
>>70173065
I don't know. I reckon Matt LeBlanc will turn out to be pretty good. I reckon what could happen is that Chris Evans will have some sort of spectacular meltdown because he's so fucking egotistical and nobody likes him, leading to him leaving the show, and then LeBlanc, Schmitz, Harris and Jordan will take it on for next series.
One can hope anyway
>>70174007
Thanks senpai, I would have put more effort in to it, but tumblristas really don't deserve shit.
How about you fuck off back there?
when does the real top gear premiere? this shit seems like a shitty attempt at real top gear, but even worse than the american and australian attempts
>>70173124
>>70173255
>>70173307
>>70173354
Apparently they will have 2 guests now for "competition". That's what I heard Chris Evans say in an interview. Makes sense and could be quite interesting
>>70174014
>Imagine. Light falls over. Jeremy Clarkson looks surprised and makes a joke. The whole room laughs. With Chris Evans you'd have him ranting 10 minutes about how useless the lighting guy is and everybody feels awkward.
>>70173171
>haven't even seen it
>trainwreck
As ever, the bitter, impotent autism of 4chan knows no bounds.
>>70174117
>fuck off back to redddit
>fuck off back to tumblr
You seem to know a lot about these places. Do you find they easily rip apart your retarded arguments on there too?
>>70174131
I wonder if they kept the lap time board.
>>70174131
The guests were always the worst part of the show, and now they're increasing it.
They're complete retards trying to draw an audience of complete retards.
darkie, gay, murrican, female, and im guessing middle eastern.
its like they hired everyone that Clarkson ever said a joke about.
>>70173516
I think he could possibly be entertaining if he just learned a bit of fucking humility.
>>70172912
LeBlanc is a nice guy and a motoring enthusiast though
>>70172810
>only one white guy
I'd heard about the new BBC diversity quota but I didn't know they gave whites such a low proportion.
>>70174131
If it were duos like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, sure, would be entertaining to see them driving competitively. But Eisenburg and Ramsey? Have they even met before?
>>70174131
>for competition
they had competition previously with a lap board ffs.
They'll spend more time plugging whatever it is they're there for
>>70174226
Fuck off tripfag. If you want a username stick to reddit.
>>70174014
>Clarkson is a comic genius
No, no he's really not
>>70174131
>putting random celebs together to compete
This >>70174257. It would be decent if the people they put together actually know each other and are friends but otherwise it will just be an awkward or tedious disaster.
>>70174067
These freaks will never stop until everything white and male is destroyed.
>>70174244
diversity means less white men so technically this is almost perfectly diverse.
>>70174200
>pulling shit out of your ass
>"ripping apart arguments"
You really have to be a complete moron to think that the new top gear is going to more than an empty shell of what the old top gear was.
But enjoy watching it Sunday evening with your wife and her child, I'll be spending my time watching the original crew and enjoying proper banter.
>>70174295
Anon didn't say that. He said that Clarkson isn't a social spastic while Evans is. He's also very likely a nonce.
>>70174099
I hope the whole cast learns to take the piss out of Evans for being a crybaby.
>Sabine asking Chris has sand in his vagina
stream for an Ameribro?
>>70174332
>enjoying proper banter.
Mint, m8. Going for a cheeky Nando's with the lads? Oiy oiiiiiiiiiiiii!
>>70174180
I really couldn't give a shit what some BBC shill has to say, this failure speaks for itself and there's nothing that you soft cocked faggots can say otherwise.
>>70172810
OP you fucked up, it will air at 03:00pm EST
>>70174202
If they are using the same car then maybe. Which could well be the case because they probably sign agreements with the car manufacturers for a number of seasons. We'll see though
>>70174213
Don't watch it then
>>70174226
Which one is gay? And which one is middle eastern? Do you mean Eddie Jordan, an married F1 mogul with 4 kids, and Chris Harris, an English car reviewer from Bristol?
Can all of you normie cunts who know nothing about cars just fuck off? This show isn't for you anyway. Thanks.
>>70174257
Well it's different now, so you better get used to it
>>70174265
I don't know mate, that's what I saw, Evans said they wanted to introduce a section with competition so now they will have two different guests on every week
I thought you faggots said it started now. It's 2 pm est. All I see is soccer on this stream of BBC 2
>yfw BBC has literally hired an internet defense force to defend their failed diversity content
>>70174443
It's in 57 minutes. OP was a fag.
>>70174332
You're getting really upset and you don't seem to know why, which is why your silly fucking nonsensical childish argument is easily torn to pieces.
Put your dummy back in and stop sulking, you piss-soaked little brat.
>>70174459
When people call me autistic, are they saying I'm good banter?
>>70174443
if you want to watch our television, you must go off our time. Google it you twerp.
>>70174436
>Can all of you normie cunts who know nothing about cars just fuck off? This show isn't for you anyway. Thanks.
Hahaha, what a complete retard. It was a car show, and then they discovered that the audience prefers banter to facts and spreadsheets.
>>70174307
Great blog post, 5/7, upvoted
>>70174348
He implied it, he's just like all the other faggot Clarkson worshipers. Those three were relatively entertaining but they could still be annoying as fuck at times. If you want to suck Clarkson dick then download all the old episodes and watch them on repeat, nothing's stopping you
>>70174412
You're right mate, I'm paid by BBC Two Marketing Department, it's going to be great publicity for them that they've been running a marketing campaign on 4chan
>>70174121
In Autumn. It's called The Grand Tour
>>70174502
>our time
OP literally got the time wrong
>>70174450
It's really sad. They should have used these resources to make something worth watching.
>>70174332
>oh, Clarkson and co have proper banter mate!
>i'm such a fucking lad!
>i'm like a cockney geezer innit!
>i love a bit o' banter don't i!
>lads lads lads lads lads hahahahahaha!!
>......(am i doin it rite guise?)
Please, please fuck off
>>70174524
>banter
>banter
>banter
>banter
>banter
This is what spastics think is humour.
>>70174524
>banter
Refer to this post, thanks: >>70174588
>>70174475
The BBC aren't ever going to allow the same kind of creative freedom that they gave the original hosts. So already there it's going to be worse.
Next, they're increasing the guest segment, which is universally agreed upon as being the worst part of the show.
And then there's the hosts themselves: an autist, a womyn and a guy from friends.
I'm going to enjoy watching this shit crash and burn.
>>70174575
I know, and I corrected him. If only yanks would read the thread
>>70174588
Cheeky Nandos, m8?
Pwopa nortee
Slaaaaaaags!!!
Buzzin'
Mint, m8.
>>70172810
did this black dude have some kind of embarrassing video online? cant remember what he did
>>70174595
It's Top Gear though. If you don't find it funny it's like watching Devil Wears Prada expecting action hero one liners.
>>70174536
Well you played your cards by linking every one of those posts to say the exact same thing.
This is clearly a very personal thing for you, either you are a BBC shill or you suffer from some sort of personal vendetta against Clarkson while worshipping this shitpile monstrosity.
BBC shills out in force today I see.
>no stream
Th-thanks
>>70174623
>The BBC aren't ever going to allow the same kind of creative freedom that they gave the original hosts
You literally have no fucking idea at all. You're simply manufacturing this shite in your head to suit a narrative you've devised in order to shit on something you've not even seen.
>I'm going to enjoy watching this shit crash and burn.
You've already decided it's going to burn. Whatever the reception is, you will convince yourself it is shit even if the rest of the world disagrees.
>>70174443
It's RUGBY on BBC Two you fucking muppet, are you really that fucking stupid?
Can you not tell the difference between kicking a round ball and holding an egg shaped ball? I guess that's why you morons call handegg """"""""""""""""football""""""""""""""
>>70172810
>Chris Evans takes the Dodge Viper ACR to the home of Top Gun in Nevada, to battle Sabine Schmitz in a Chevrolet Corvette Z06
So the BBC faggots are directly shilling to the U.S. with this bullshit?
I'm not even going to stream this garbage.
>>70174680
8pm BST
read. the. thread
>bbc shills
>on 4chan
its going to blow monkey cocks
Do you think Jezza, James and Hammond will be watching it?
>>70174625
Fuck you faggot
>>70174623
>The BBC aren't ever going to allow the same kind of creative freedom that they gave the original hosts. So already there it's going to be worse.
How exactly does that follow mate?
>universally agreed upon
By who? A spotty teenager on 4chan it seems?
>I'm going to enjoy watching this shit crash and burn.
It's embarrassing that you care this much to be honest
>this thread
>>70174750
it says 2 EST
stop your faggotry.
>>70174719
>addresses one of three points by, again, creating a non-argument.
You really think that the BBC are going to want more diplomatic incidents? Do you even remember how much shit the original three got in to?
The BBC are going to want their hands all over this.
>>70174658
Great blog post, 10/10, upboated, how do I subscribe?
>>70174808
At least May will, judging from his tweet.
>>70174829
>I am a stupid american who will not bother to look up what time an english show will come on
>>70174810
>By who
By literally everyone I've ever spoken to about top gear.
No one wants to watch some random "celebrities" do shit, it was all about the shenanigans that Clarkson, Hammond and May got in to.
>>70174750
And? Why can't we have a stream up in preparation so we aren't just sitting in this thread confused
>>70174897
>he can't handle the bantz
>>70174855
Epic comeback, you sure showed him!
The Clarkson TG had been shite since 09/10, with the exception of a few specials. Even if the new one is crap, they can just recycle the same shitty jokes and same shitty scripted "events" and retards will lap it up.
>>70174942
>american
>saying bantz
baka
>>70174743
If one thing brits want to see it's a german woman in an american car racing a dodge viper with e-guitars in the background.
>>70174897
To be fair to that guy, OP messed up
>>70174808
I'm sure they will at some stage. Maybe not tonight out of spite, or because they've got other shit to do, but I would be surprised if they didn't watch it to see what the other side are doing.
>>70174843
You're an American aren't you?
>>70174999
Nope, guess again.
>>70174901
>my anecdotes are facts
>>70174901
>LITERALLY EVERYONE
>the one, other autistic friend I have
Great
>>70174943
Great blog post, 20/20, how do I subscribe?
>>70174974
>getting mad at the bantz
I thought you guys were masters at the bantz?
>>70175034
Yeah, it's pretty clear you are. Your understanding of how TV works in Britain gives it away.
>All these posts getting triggered and defending top shit to the death
Hmmm....
>>70174623
I think it's great that the BBC shill samefagged the reply to this post.
>>70174283
good one anon, all the other anons will think you are a righteous dude for putting the tripfag in his place!
>>70174436
>Which one is gay? And which one is middle eastern? Do you mean Eddie Jordan, an married F1 mogul with 4 kids, and Chris Harris, an English car reviewer from Bristol?
I meant the guy in the glasses in OPs pic as gay, but apparently, according to google after i changed it to 'chris evans british' hes been married 3 or 4 times to females.
which is shocking, because he looks and sounds like a cock gobbler, but then again thats just being british, right lad?
and as terrorist i meant the guy on the right.
The only british car guys I've ever known or heard about was clarkson/hammond/may and to a lesser extent, the previous incarnation of top gear that was a half hour that my uncle used to watch.
I'm sorry my post made you mad anon, I hope you multicultural/gender Top Gear lasts forever until Allah sees fit to cleanse the infidels from Britlandia.
Click here to subscribe to my blog!
>>70175059
And how many people do you know that unironically enjoy watching random people drive a car around a track? Do you really associate with people that enjoy celebrities doing whatever the fuck?
Someone once asked me if I was a petrol head and honest to god I thought that was the most retarded term I ever heard.
>>70175097
Are you really going to tell me that Clarkson wasn't a massive pain in the ass for the BBC? That they didn't try and get him under control multiple times?
That the BBC don't try and force the message of "diversity is strength" in to every single program they make?
You're completely delusional.
>>70175193
>trip fag AND an avatarfag
You are cancer, enjoy your (you) and enjoy being filtered you pathetic attentionwhore.
>>70175304
And you're completely fucking paranoid.
>>70175304
Only half related, but him being out of control was half the fun.
>>70175193
How sad of a person do you have to be to tripfag on here? Your identity contributes nothing to any discussion, and yet you want the ego boost of (you)s directed at your dumbass nickname. Tripfags are shit.
>Upvote if you agree
>Down vote for 7 years of bad top gear
>>70174855
By posting your willy.
>>70173935
>Yeah, I'm sure that's why they replaced the fat idiot with Hammond.
This was after series 1 and it was may who was intended to start from day one.
>millions of viewers per episode
yes it was really popular, how do you think it got so big?
The audience waiting list was 9 years in the fifth season
STREAM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoeC0po96rE
>>70175395
So you agree with all that about the BBC?
I assume you do, as you refused to address those points and jumped directly to ad hominem, like the sad cunt you are.
Wonder what they were thinking: Both the ACR and Z06 are really outdated.
Hope it's because they lost their connections to the industry and can't get their hands on fresh from the factory vehicles.
>>70175467
Top kek
>>70175473
You started the ad hominems, you silly cunt
>>70175059
Shill.
>>70175484
Everybody knows those cars.
>>70175551
Again ignoring my points about the BBC, so I'm just going to assume you have no idea what you're talking about.
Pathetic, to be quite honest.
>>70175395
Have you even watched a BBC produced show in the past 10 years? Every BBC drama I can think of has had ethnic minorities forced at every turn.
>>70175473
t. Yank who spends too much time on his /pol/ hugbox
>>70175634
t. Jamal, recent arrival from Pakistan, who unironically will enjoy the new, diverse top gear.
>>70175599
What points? Your made-up bullshit in an attempt to draw attention away from all the other bollocks you're been ripped apart on in this thread?
this nigga speaks the truth though.
>>70175631
If the BBC is like German public television they literally have committees deciding upon stuff.
>>70175634
t. Nigel enjoys getting fucked by Muslim cock.
>>70175631
>Every BBC drama I can think of has had ethnic minorities forced at every turn
>ethnic minorities forced
Lel. nice try
>>70175681
Why you have to be so mad is only tv show
>>70175716
Nigger can't handle the bantz.
None of the britlards can...
So people are upset because there's a black lad on the show, is that what they're mad at?
>>70175770
And because there is a Jew and a woman.
>>70175712
>Lel. nice try
What?
>>70175795
Who is the Jew?
>>70175815
its not forced minority if thats just a good chunk of the population
>>70175770
no people are upset because the BBC fucked over what was a great show and revived it using voodoo magic to this new zombie like state
>>70175833
The stig
>>70172810
who the fuck cares, autist
>>70172810
Well, I like LeBlanc, but not enough to watch fucking Chris Evans. Pass.
>>70175849
They aren't though. Literally just in London.
>>70172810
It's 2:40 here in the US and all I see on the BBC 2 is soccer wtf Britain get your shit together.
>>70175849
>what is positive discrimination
Also
>good chunk
It's far, far lower than foreigners seem to think. Outside of a few London boroughs and some northern cities most of the population is English.
>>70175815
>I have not watched Peaky Blinders
>I have not watched War & Peace
>I have not watched The Night Manager
all had a series this year.
>>70175853
>top gear
>great show
Hamster, pls go you manlet faggot.
>>70175942
what minorities are forced in Peaky Blinders you utter melt
literally 1 kid is black
>>70175933
>any non-white male on my tv screen is only there because of positive discrimination
>>70175712
WE
>>70176042
Exactly
>>70176037
I was arguing against the anon who claims all bbc shows have forced minorities
stream where
>>70172912
Leblanc is a nice guy. He's definitely the least offensive person in the group.
>>70176042
Keep on posting.
>>70176045
>black people have never played shakespeare characters
>>70175933
>cant handle the banter
god what the fuck happened to the brits
>>70172810
They just had to put a nigger and a woman in there didn't they?
>>70175993
fuck off Stew you unfunny mong
I absolutely can't wait!!
I really hope Rory enriches our bland British programme with some of his native poetry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_6P_AQj6U
>>70176037
That one black is a vile racist that the BBC loves, I suggest that you look up some of his "poetry" about how whites don't exist and Britain was always full of blacks.
He is worse than ten pakis.
>>70176098
>there were black people in medieval Britain
Uh-huh.
>>70176042
I didn't say that. I said that the BBC has been trying hard under the past few director-generals to shoehorn minorities into a huge number of their productions. Watching a show like Doctor Who now you'd think that 60% of the British population was black or Asian.
>>70176077
fair enough
>>70176136
really? giz a link lad
>>70176098
>WE WUZ SHAKESPEAREAN POETS N SHEET
>>70176130
Does he compare the back of the car to Byonce during the video?
>>70176137
it's not a documentary you utter fucking weapon
Would you watch it /tv/?
>>70172810
>token nigger
>token subhuman
>token celebrity
>token refugee bait
>token muslim
>>70176137
>joan of arc was a yokshire lass
What actually is the point of Chris Evans? He's not funny, he's not clever, he's not insightful. He's a nice guy, that much I can gather but has he ever actually done anything? Made anything?
>>70175897
IT'S RUGBY
RUG
BY
RUGBY
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE THIS FUCKING STUPID
It's your all new diverse cast fit for a 21st century Britain, courtesy of your favourite diversity advocate Danny Cohen. Let's all give Danny a big thanks!
>>70176177
Top Gear really really needs to bomb.
>>70176130
What in the ever loving fuck?
ENGLAND BEATS WALES
The Hollow Crown wasn't even a BBC production, kek
>>70174568
Thanks anon
>>70176198
Yeah, lets just change the race of all of our historical figures to accurately depict our new, multicultural society!
We all know how Britons actually descended from black people anyway, so it's cool.
>>70176225
All is see is gay British men with shorts on passing a ball looks like soccer to me.
>>70176205
Which one is the Muslim? Chris Harris is just a bit swarthy.
>>70172810
Won't watch
Don't want to watch
Fuck off
Based Clarkson, May, Hammond (kinda).
Fuck off
>>70176154
>BBC has been trying hard under the past few director-generals to shoehorn minorities into a huge number of their productions
Proofs.
>>70176240
>NE postcodes so pale on immigration
lol. Blackies BTFO
stream for non-brits where
>>70176302
Do you need your athletes wrapped up in armour to stop you getting a hard on? I think I understand NFL fans now.
>>70174371
That would be bigger BTFO of britain than dunkirk
>>70176218
The other day someone wrote he's like floater who pops up again in unexpected places after you flushed him. To me he seems like a bird that steals the nests other birds made.
>>70176218
he owns a 30 million dollar ferrari or some such shit.
So bbc execs say he must be the ultimate car guy.
>>70176336
literally google "bbc2 stream" you fucking useless cunt
>>70176291
It's a fictional drama based on Shakespeare, you utter fucking melt.
Did you cry when the French characters weren't played by French folk?
>>70176155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGJKlQr61yI
Is the first link on Google, but there is one I can't find where he got white kids to make a poem about how Britain has always been full of shitskins, full blown propaganda.
But aside from that, his worst is when he appears on Question Time, he is an utter scumbag.
>Black man
>American
>Woman
Just kill me now.
>>70176336
up my arse mate. go climb in and have a look
Tbqh, the mixed lass who played Queen Margaret was the best thing in it.
Jesus, this is going to be a fucking trainwreck.
Seven minutes lads
>>70176420
Pay your tv tax, cuck.
>>70176452
WUZ
>>70176302
>he unironically thinks a bunch of yank faggots wearing PADS is somehow "manly" and a REAL contact sport is not
You literally can't make this up
>>70176218
>has he ever actually done anything? Made anything?
I guess you're a babby, but he was fronting popular shows on TV & Radio in the 90s
>>70176316
>Proofs.
Having a TV license and occasionally sitting down and watching BBC dramas, especially their flagships.
>>70176440
>people not understanding the casting of a foreign exotic woman to play a foreign exotic woman
Its all relative.
>>70176249
Oy vey.
>>70176473
FRENCH
>>70176357
Shut up faggot.
what even is the point of top gear live threads?
all you autists do is whine about a scripted television show being scripted
>>70176550
kek
>>70176381
but I don't want virii
Excited to watch this trainwreck desu
>>70176473
KLANGAS
>>70176493
That's not proof, nor addresses the part I quoted.
In other words, you're a lying faggot.
>>70176291
>>70176481
>attacks soccer
>DURRR he must be an NFL fan
NOPE I do not watch that shit Nigel.
>>70176425
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55a1a5e4b2340
didn't see it m8
>>70176481
Aktschually American Football is harder because you can have bigger impacts without killing yourself. That's why football players are usually retarded.
>>70176390
That's cultural appropriation and you would be screaming blue murder if a white played Kunta Kenti.
>Matt Le Blank
>Matt le Blank
Why are any of you going to watch this shit? without Clarkson there's no point well at least for me and Evans is a insufferable cunt
>>70176593
Christ, the BBC needs to die.
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
>>70176658
>cultural appropriation
The people of today are not culturally similar to the people who lived in England in the 16th century whatsoever, black or white
It's cultural appropriation however you cut it, so who cares if they choose an actor who is great for the role who just happens to be black?
Fuck off back to your containment board
>>70176695
I'm watching to see how bad it is.
ITS HAPPENING
to those that dont know chris harris hes really good.
>>70176658
His name is Toby.
>>70176605
Make up department really did their best, but I still can hear silent "shieeeeeet" emanating from her lips.
>>70176658
I genuinely do not care though. People who complain about blackwashing and whitewashing are usually curtain-twitching boring faggots who stink of Lynx Africa and drive Ford Mondoes.
>>70176604
>>70176177
This is going to be such shite
I'm not sure how long I can last
DROPPED ALREADY
FUCK THIS SHIT
>Chis Evans trying to sound like Clarkson
what
this is already awful
i hope he's joking
What the fuck
FUCKING GAY ALREADY WOW
evans is shit
i already hate it
>studio audience
fuck i hoped they got rid of that shit like top gear usa did
>>70176747
hey man the mondeo is a great car
Introduction already ruined the show. He's not Jeremy stop pretending to be
>>70176695
because
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_accidents_and_disasters_by_death_toll#Rail_accidents_and_disasters
>>70176798
top post
Right I can't handle it
This is such shit
END ME
they're copying the formula what faggots.
>cheese
Audience looks like cucks.
He sounds like he's hosting fucking Live and Kicking. Yes I'm old.
What the fuck is this shit
>>70176714
Haha I can't stop laughing. What the fuck is he doing!? He sounds like he pretending to have soooo much fuuuun.
>>70176728
Kill yourself, you vile racist scumbag.
WEW THIS IS JUST A RIP
AT LEAST BE ORIGINAL
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
DIVERSITY
POO IN LOO
Look at all these women and minorities.
This is already shit, jesus.
>>70176714
>mandelas grandson is asian
lel
epic joke XDDDD
aother bloody immigrant
VOTE BREXIT
don't want to sound deep but this just has no feel to it
i feel completely disconnected to it
>>70176809
Top gear USA
Ew
>>70176834
I fucking WISH zoe ball was hosting instead of Evans
Holy fuck
FUCK THIS
FUCK
>>70176853
They were there in the old show as well you div
Lol pakis lol
BLANDDA UPP
Absolute dog shit so far hahaha
Is the clapping out of the can?
>that fucking forced diversity
POO ON HIS CAR
I GET CHASED
FAKE LAUGHTER
KEKS
PAKIS ON A VECTRA
>Indians
It's already starting
gentle reminder that unless you want to live in the 19th century you are funding this
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/07/whites-need-not-apply-bbc-advertises-black-asian-minority-positions/
HERE'S MY LOCAL POO IN LOOS
Evans taking a dig at Clarkson.
What a cunt.
DESIGNATED
Who else #evansmissile now?
>no catering talk
CLARKSON BTFO
Chris fucking Evans, what were they thinking...
>>70176897
I GET CHASTE
why is chris evans trying so hard to sound like clarkson
they didn't have to copy them exactly
It sounds so wrong with Evans' voice over.
Awful. I'm off to wank to Danielle Sharp.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING
SPEAK ENGLISH
Why are there pakis on the car?
Also that fucking US base. That's what I wanted to see. lol
>constant forced laughter
>trying to put on the Clarkson voice
>Indians
Would rather have Ched Evans tbqh
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THOSE POO IN LOOS?
I'M A POO IN A LOO AND THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THEM
>>70176937
They were thinking TFI friday
which was actually a good show
It's not the same...
I'll watch the whole episode but it's not the same.
>Sicario soundtrack
based top gear music as always
YOU FUCK WITH TOP GUN YOU FUCK WITH MURICA
FAGGOTRY
Wear a normal pair of glasses for fucks sake
he's already trying to copy Jeremy
I hate this so fucking much
I hate it
Just end it
Abandon hope
Is he trying to act like Clarkson? or is he taking the piss?
i'm giving this 10 more minutes
>Dodge viper
Kill yourselves
>>70176964
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
My expectations have been completely met
Watching this show is worse than being raped.
this had potential but then they got this ginger cunt presenting it
>>70176957
>tfw can't even do that due to ripping my gooch up climbing Snowdon today
I forgot there was a reason I don't listen to Radio 2 on my morning commute anymore.
Cringetasticular.
JUST
feels like i'm watching fifth gear, lads
it's over
TOP GEAR ON SUICIDE WATCH
GRAND TOUR CONFIRMED WINNER
>>70177040
That's doing a disservice to Fifth Gear.
Why is this nonce trying to be Clarkson?
I'm out.
it isn't bad, it's just painfully mediocre.
How can a show about cars work in 2016? They just aren't as popular anymore no one gives a fuck about cars. Top gear should be about memes or something at this point.
Did I miss anything important in the first couple of minutes?
>>70177026
It's worse than I thought actually.
We could have had Guy Martin and Jodie Kidd and a proper reboot.
We got these sad fucks. Although I'll give Matt Le Blanc a shot I suppose.
I feel like i'm getting cucked right now gents. I want top gear. who is this faggot pretending to be better than clarkson
i reckon this could be alright once sabine does some talking/driving
He's trying to copy Clarkson
Fucking christ
>First episode
>American cars
>>70177043
>post yfw
>>70177022
great stream
>>70177043
WAS THERE ANY COMPETITION?
Jesus, he's really hamming up this review and it's obvious he didn't write any of it. It doesn't feel natural at all.
>Chris Evans
No
Is this Top Gear USA with a guest British host?
>this is what the BBC have wanted to do to our hour long bloke fest for years
Clarkson would never spend so much time reviewing a Dodge Viper, he certainly wouldn't do it because it had a new spoiler and draw comparisons with a fighter jet to seem more exciting
>>70176957
Good choice.
HURR HOW DOES SPOILERS WORK HURR
Fuck off you twat. Bring back Clarkson
>Zed
>Zee
Oh you witty, charming man
>evans trying to copy clarkson
am i watching a different stream? wheres the cringe?
hes just talking viper
He's literally trying to emulate Clarkson.
This is absolute trash.
awful, just awful
how can you take one of the comfiest shows ever and turn it into this
the worst part is all the liberal news outlets and reviewers will rate it positively
>>70172810
>bunch of no-charisma shitters
>foreign chick
>Chris Evans spear-heading the group
>all of them completely disconnected from one-another, posing no synergy and devoid of the relationship that made the trio entertaining
>>>Chris Evans
>we are not talking about catering here
Awkward.
>>70177085
They're going to forget entirely about the fact that Top Gear was patriotic as fuck and that's something people like.
>>70177112
Who is she? More?
>>70176910
That's illegal and I hope someone sues them, but I'm glad that Netflix is killing the BBC.
>>70177085
>a show about international cars shows an international car
It's exactly how I thought it would be
I'm not watching any more of this mess
get the feeling that Chris Harris will be the only redeeming thing about new TG
JOOOOOOJO
>her face
GOOD FOR THEM
>>70177117
It's called hyperbole. /tv/ is full of it.
New Thread
>>70177144
>>70177144
>>70177144
>>70177144
NEW THREAD?
>>70177090
Do you know what adblock is?
le need for speed xDD
This already reeks of trying too hard
Kill me
I'm cringing both internally and externally
>missile lock gimmick
FUCKING CLARKSON ALREADY DID THIS BUT WITH A TANK
FUCK YOU CUNTS
This is the problem, the Army won't turn up for Evans and a German
>or as the Americans put it, the 'ZEE' 60
Will there be a fighter Jet passing the car?
Why the guns? I thought
>>70177072
Only shitty jokes.
LE WACKY GAME
THEY'RE TRYING SO FUCKING HARD
Genuinely, I'm so close to switching off right now
>zed
Can you Brits stop doing this please?
Lets hope the grand tour is better, because this is shite, im actually cringing at every monologue
>sabine in charge of speaking english
>"new" TG in charge of not copying old TG antics
fuck this garbage
>5 mins into old Top Gear all three coats would have had more than one line and one gag each
>5 mins into new top gear and it's basically another Chris Evans show
Absolutely can't stand the egomaniacal prick
>JoJo
Who the fuck picks that shithouse call sign?
Let me guess the tough needs no man woman is going to win
>>70177248
Slowpoke.
>>70177248
>>70177174
>100 posts too early
lads
New top gear
>look we've put missiles on a viper! how wacky
>this is just like the wacky antics they used to do but we've raised the bar.
>I bet you thought you'd have to wait for a special to see this kind of wackiness!
>please don't switch off!
>>70177324
It's a little over 300 posts on a /tv/ thread. Duh.
>are you sure the pilot didn't throw up because she made you throw up in an alley
WHAT
I feel like I've been hit by a car and woken up in 2003
>>70177556
an Audi m8
Chis Evan's banter is atrocious
>haha yeah
>hahaha maybe
Matt Le Blanc seems cool though.
>>70177957
Evans seems like such a tryhard. But regardless, trying to copy old show format was doomed to fail, no way they're going to get it ''right'' for the fans.
Also
>mfw people actually thought they were getting captain 'merika
top kek
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