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Beyond awful
JUST
Why are they copying old TG instead of trying something new? This is just cringeworthy.
>>70177426
says the guy who goes out of his way to watch an hour long car commercial
Chicken hahahahha
>>70177223
Just trying too hard, it seems unnatural.
From the delivery of the lines to the over enthusiastic forced laughter and cheers from the crowd.
It's bad enough that Americans sound like they're acting all of the time. We're supposed to pretend their banter isn't scripted, but jesus is he making it hard.
JUST
>blackpool
MENTIONED
>7 hosts
>Matt LeBlanc is the only normal white male
Yeah I don't need to even bother seeing if it's good or not.
They used to bash each other's cars so lets do that too!
ooh, I get it
Le Blanc is taking over as May's "Captain sense of direction"
>>70177502
>Car review show
>"hour long car commercial"
You don't say? Next you'll be saying a Michael Bay movie is a two-hour product placement.
Am I the only one who thinks that Evans guys seems like that got who got bullied last year and after summer break he came up with new "fun" persona to win everybody over?
He seems like his fun could turn into anger real quick.
Joey should do stand up.
Remember when hammond, clarkson and may raced to blackpool on a single tank of petrol?
no funny costumes
no crazy cars
and it was one of their best events
Are they not allowed to mention the old hosts at all?
>>70178169
They are not allowed to mention catering.
>A shit chef and an autist
WHAT? WHY?
At least they used to try and conceal the media plugs
this is just lazy
Why are the guests promoting each others stuff?
I don't get it
Why are they there together?
cringing rn tbqh senpaitachi
>>70178309
>Shit chef
YOU UTTER FUCKING DONKIEEEEE
>these audience cuts where they're splicing in footage where they've quite clearly said "NOW EVERYONE CHEER LOUDLY"
why is chris evans prancing around like he has a pencil up his ass
give me Chris Harris
what is going on
What the fuck is going on?
INJURY THAT MAD HIM SICK FOR WEEKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD
Ramsey should host tbhwy
Friendly reminder that the old 3 didn't know each other when they first started filming either. Relationships take time to build, you can't build 20 years in one season.
BOYYYYS
MMMMMM
>W-we are a stronk independent broadcaster that needs no Clarkson, Hammond and May
KILL ME
I feel like.. I feel like they're rushing through segment after segment without any breaks or cohesion. The pacing feels completely off.
>it's shit
>dickhead Evans ruins the chance to review GOAT viper
>not letting chris harris review the viper
WHY
First for Danielle Sharpe.
MMMMMMMMMM
How many presenters does this fucking show have?
>complaining about a lack of chemistry on the literal first episode of a series
They get at least a half-season pass before I expect them to have gotten their shit together.
Imagine if you were waiting in the top gear audience waiting list for years and you only got tickets this year
Teddy Sherringham lives 5 minutes from me
>forced delayed cheers
JUST
RAMSAY VS EISENBERG
Why write your own jokes when you can show funny footage you had no involvement in.
Twice.
>>70178369
Because it's even BIGGER and BETTER then before
>those laughs added in post
Fucking hell
Why did they drive to Blackpool? What was the point?
WHY ARE THEY TALKING TO THE CAMERA AND NOT EVANS
>>70178424
One of every race
holly SHIT
OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS IS I CANT EVEN WHAT THE FUCK HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT THIS IS A TOTAL TRAINWRECK I CANT LOOK AWAY THE FUCKING GUESTS SHILLING EACH OTHERS BULLSHIT MY GOD KILL ME NOW
>>70178404
#bantz
nice laugh tracks
>This ginger cunt shouting all the time
Is this actually real?
Friendly reminder that Brad Pitt bailed at the last minute.
>sound mixing the audience
Holy shit my sides.
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
watch the audience disappear as the episode goes on
Let's be honest here - We all knew that Hammond, Clarkson and May were irreplacable. No one will ever be able to fill the void left by them.
If you watch the show just for the reviews, I suppose it doesn't matter. But for me, it was more than that. RIP Top Gear.
Why did they Photoshop him in front of an accord?
>>70178417
does she do topless shoots
OH MY FUCK THEY'RE FUCKING DOING THIS PANTOMIME SHIT
>>70178450
just
>>70178462
Pls stop following me Johan
It's exactly the same. What's the problem?
>>70178453
>wanting to talk to Evans
>Jesse Eisenburg now playing in the comedy satire Batman vs Superman
>jessie doesnt actually act, he just plays himself
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>women producers
Never again.
gonna mute until the rally cross
harris save us
Is this an interview?
You're supposed to have a conversation with the celebs not the fucking audience.
It's like they have a quota of crowd WHOOPS to reach
So forced, so scripted.
>implying 1/10 of you faggot kids even own or care about cars
hope you memers stay away from The Grand Tour
>>70178476
>HEHEHEHE
>>70178404
idgi
>>70178488
Was wondering if someone caught that.
Sums up this reformat.
>>70178495
Yes.
>>70178417
Beat me to it. Going to have another wank to her in a bit.
LOOK AT THIS AUDIENCE
>>70178488
why are they all looking in different directions? literally every one of them
>>70178403
That is the only reason why I'm putting up with this nonsense. So far, Matt and Sabine are the only good bits.
It's less ballachingly awful if you mute it
It's still shit though
Also why is this literally the Chris Evans show? He's acting like he's the only cunt on it.
Why is Moot on topgear?
>>70178478
So Gordan Ramsay is the Regis Philbin of the UK huh? For context Regis is an old talk show host whenever someone would ditch David Letterman show they would call him to come in at the last second.
>>70178404
>BOYS
WAKE ME UP
The audience is fucking shrinking.
>>70178553
Who?
Evans is such a wimpy faggot.
Ramsey would make a massivly better presenter
>>70178528
it's always been scripted
it's just really, really obvious now
Literally fell asleep in the first 10 mins
Been any good? I'm guessing not from this thread
WHO THE FUCK WATCHES TOP GEAR FOR CARS?
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CARS.
>>70178560
No Eisenberg filled in.
>old set had TV in between presenter and guest so you can see all at once
>new set has TV off to the side so you can't view the guests reactions while you see what is on the TV
Dropped the ball desu senpai
>>70178566
Based
>>70178575
The cuck.
>>70178576
Ramsey has the charisma to work in any format on TV at all.
>>70178414
Don't forget that they lost the producer too, who was responsible for a lot of its success.
They should have just completed reformatted the show
>>70178530
No one watched TG for the cars.
IT'S A LISTEN TO RICH ASSHOLES BRAG ABOUT WHAT THEY HAVE EPISODE
WITH NO HUMOR
>>70178553
That's Jesse Heisenberg. Moot is on The Grand Tour, episode one.
This is awful
>>70178560
There's a handful of "car people" in the UK who will turn up for anything car related because it's a trait they're known for
Chris Evans used to be one of them
Who is this autistic American?
>>70178530
oh the butthurt
Can't wait until they start pointing fingers.
nih sahn
>>70178566
fuck off Gary
>>70177744
>italians
>white
>tfw the murrican version of top gear is better than the british version
JUST
>Niss-en
wat
Isn't Ramsey a good friend of Clarkson's?
I'm switching over to the Antiques Roadshow.
>>70178627
Hey come on m8 Ramsay is a cool guy.
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>>70178417
Fuckin Evans even looks like a total shit. Absolutely repulsive. They are even using the Porsche furniture... So sad senpais
>>70178645
Lex Joker
Before the Fracas the show was running out of steam and needed a revamp, but not this.
I would be happy with Guy Martin, Sabine Schmidt and joey from friends
>an annoying little cunt who no one likes in any movie he has been in
>doesn't like cars
Why is he here?
I would genuinely rather have the show hosted by Ramsay and Eisensperg
I'm legitimately feeling sick
Holy fuck they actually are playing laughtracks and shit over the audience
>>70178575
He invented reddit.
He was an hero.
>>70178566
Do you think this drunk piece of shit knows he's a meme
> All this endless talking with shit banter
End this.
This is downright creepy. Like a cult where everyone's pretending to be happy and like each other.
BBC vs Amazon!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAAYYYYY
HAMMOND YOU ID-E-OT
Leave Top Gear to me.
why the fuck does he have to shout all the time
>>70178403
Clarkson and May have always been good friends
>>70178645
Moot
>>70178718
CLARKSON VS EVANS
This interview is going on too long. He knows this isn't radio, right?
>Woohoo!
>no audience reaction
THEY ARE BORED AS FUCK
>>70178645
He stars in the black comedy Batman V Superman
>>70178700
You might have something there
Who is going to hate Porsches on the new Top Gear?
Why. Why change the track.
bant game is weak
>THEY FUCKED WITH THE TRACK
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WOO
HOO
:>all these contrarians acting like this isn't perfectly on par with normal Top Gear
>DIRT SECTION EVERYBODY
One woop
Meme track
MMMM BOYS YOU SHOULD NOT GUEST STAR ON THIS SHOW YOU SHOULD NOT
>2 people are half-heartedly excited by off road section
>>70178547
>"good" bits
Come on, now. Mediocre at best.
>They're not even using the track
HOLY FUCK
JUST
Is this a new track? What the fuck is this?
WOW MUD AND JUMPS HOW EXCITING
Why the FUCK are they doing this clap-voting shit what is this??
>round of applause ladies and gentlemen
wow really???
>>70178725
I would infinitely prefer O'Leary over Evans, at least he's well dressed and decent at presenting
I feel so fucking embarrassed for everyone involved
I'm almost in real tangible pain from cringing so hard
>audience is silent as fuck
Wew
If Chris Evans had any honour he'd top himself after this
>woohoo
WELCOME TO TOP GEAR
minis are reasonably priced now?
Fake moot is actually like 2/10 funny. Thats like a billion times better than that massive cunt Evans
Woohoo!
Pls clap
Hang on, do they not have the old Top Gear track anymore?
Is that why they made it rally?
Clarkson was the reason a lot of people let Top Gear use their shit, was the track one of them?
Evans need the seriously calm the fuck down.
>that desperate woohoo
jesus
BRAND NEW WATER SPLASH!
*CRICKETS*
LOOK AT THAT!!! WOW!!!
*CRICKETS*
>>70178759
And is funnier than the rest of the show so far.
>>70178776
Haven't laughed once
>we're barely half way through
THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING TRACK
>>70178794
Better than the old one tbqh.
>the track now has a jump over a firepit
What the fuck?
First dirt section.
K I L L M E
The audience sounds soo bored.
>>70178686
That's some PRIME BRITISH BEEF
>That utter failure of getting the audience to cheer
>>70178764
>hating the goat car
>reasonably priced rally
what's the point?!
how many people greenlane to work every morning?
>PLEASE CLAP
>>>>>>>>>>>>>OFF ROAD
STIG IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE
why doesnt gordon ramsey host?
>>70178776
fuck you ginger fag, your shoew isa shit just because you fucked billie when she was barely legalk doesnt give you a pass
Maybe I'm spoiled by American talkshows but when a show here has their first episode they usually go all out with big stars on the first show. Granted I love Ramsey but I would have expected a George Clooney or something.
>>70178698
He was fantastic in The Social Network.
He's there because Pitt pulled out.
BIG AIR
I just want to apologise for asking for a stream and calling you cunts earlier. I didnt see the previous links.
Thanks maggots
>please clap
RIP IN PEACE TOP GEAR TRACK
WHAT IF THIS IS ALL ONE LONG AMAZON PRIME COMMERCIAL???
>please clap
>FIRST DIRT SECTION EVERY BODY
>about 5 people in the audience clap
Clarkson must be pissing himself with laughter
WE HAVE DIRT NOW! IT'S NEW! COME ON GUYS!
Is this a children's show? Evan's make it sound like a children's show
>SECOND OFFROAD SECTION
>JUMP
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT???
>post yfw new top gear
>dirt section
they fucked up a fantastic track that was actually designed by mclaren engineers, this is unbelievable
>telling the audience to give them a round of applause
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>70178776
This, it's still as shit as it was before. It will take a bit for the chemistry but it will get there
Why they are driving fockin MINI ?
Gordon ramsay is based
>come on everybody
>2 people clap
heh
>Round of applause ladies and gentleman
>*claps*
>YAYYY
>>70178790
"Good" as in "I chuckled at a few of Matt's jokes and Sabine is a qt with those sunglasses and smile".
>COME ON EVERYBODY
>yay
>Top Gear would have been better if it was hosted by females only instead
>towards the water splash
>yaaaaaaay
Actual real cringe
LAUGH TRACK
A FUCKING LAUGH TRACK
HOLY SHIT
>>70178898
This
The Top Gear track was perfect, and now this
I can't handle it
>>70178840
no its really not
What a fucking trainwreck this is
>>70178791
its the only bit of the old show they arent ripping off at least.
AIR
I
R
Yayyyyyyyyyy
>>70178897
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>looking smooth
haha fucking evans clapping all alone
>>70178924
This
The catty banter would be way better than this fucking black hole where all charisma and natural charm goes to die
>>70178859
Brad Pitt was scheduled but cANCELLED LAST MINUTE
>car drive through a muddie puddle
>YAAAY!!!!
Shut the fuck up Chris, goddamn
Gordon and the sperg have more charisma than Matt and Chris
>>70178725
He's pretty bland. Real nice guy though.
THEY USED A FCKING LAUGH TRACK
>>70178935
this is literally giving me cancer
>woohoo
>>70178859
Brad Pitt pulled out last minute
>>70178917
>>>Sabine is a qt
>there's some air!
>golf clap
>>70178897
>Yaaay! *clapclapclap*
>Silent audience
http://www.watchseries.li/serie/top_gear_%28us%29
>not watching superior topgear for free
but skip season 1 and 2
Go do your part and vote
AM I WATCHING FUNHOUSE THE GO KART SEGMENT> WTF IS THIS?
>berg
>>70178898
It's replacing actual substance with gimmicks. Fuck this show
>one american joins the cast
>the show becomes a non-stop clapfest
They ruin everything.
I've honestly had to mute it
I can't handle the cringeworthy shit
Oh fuck it's so bad
>OVeR thE LIne
>>70178938
it really is. A boring figure of eight, nah.
>yay it's a water splash
I honestly was going to rip on it whether it was good or not
But this is a fucking cringefest monstrosity. The BBC have lost touch with reality
MAKE CHRIS EVANS STOP HIS AWFUL STUDIO CLAPPING AND SHOUTING
MINI FUCKIN MINI
WHAT THE FUCK
He's deliciously autistic
fuck it i'm out.
This wont survive 3 months
>>70178897
JUST
>"Yaaaaaaaaay"
>>70179008
>comedy
>>70178575
Some guy who was molested by his uncle repeatedly.
>>70178897
