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Previously on /got/ >>69256470
>>69258481
FIRST FOR STANNIS THE MANNIS
>d&d give Stannis' battle at winterfell to Jon
>Make the Umbers, Karstarks and Manderleys enemies
>>69258481
first for Septa Nutella
getting comfy yet boys?
STANNIS IS KILL
T. BRIENNE
>>69258481
What the fuck OP...the pic, that's messed up....
>>69258481
First for Dany
Would you say your quality of life has improved or decreased with /got/ in your life?
Preston.
Also Stannisfags need to be euthanized for the good of the realm.
>>69258546
now that i've dropped the show and only come to shitpost it's improved dramatically
>>69258546
Decreased
>>69258520
jej
Would you forgive him, /got/?
>>69258514
Show me the body
D&D are true visionaries
>>69258514
>stannis the Grannis
>>69258546
Decreased by 100%
>>69258520
Gurm does it again
Last week the comfy stream was really shitty and kept pausing
will they have it sorted this week, or should I find another stream?
also links pls if so
>>69258593
>stabs him in the balls
I forgive you
>>69258593
No. I hope he, Alliser, and the other officers are hung.
>>69258518
The Manderlys are gonna switch side.
The casting call asked for a fat 60 year old man who gives a stirring speech and surprisingly changes his political alliance
>>69258593
>13-times-olly-from-game
Which clickbait site did you get this from, anon?
>>69258595
>dat little arya
damn she was so qt
Why couldn't Stannis strike KL once he'd heard that Tywin was dead and the crown was weak?
>>69258594
We expected one in the wreckage brother
>>69258520
Someone expand it further to make essos/easteros connect with the northside of westeros.
How do you consume a meme?
>>69258593
Got stabbing me? Yes. For killing my lady? No.
>>69258520
kek
absolutely ibben
>>69258593
I'd send him and the other Brothers North of the Wall to find out what the Walkers and Wights are up to.
>>69258642
>>69258542
kek
what a porker. there should be a clause in her contract that she can't randomly put on 20 pounds just like kit can't cut his hair
>>69258664
It's a globe and Westeros+Essos is entirely one rectangle that doesn't curve
>>69258673
other way around
>>69258659
Why didn't the White Walkers use meme magic to tear down the Wall?
>>69258659
Why couldn't Stannis ally with Renly and then become king once he's dead with no heirs?
>>69258659
He was at the wall. And half of his army are Northmen who want to retake Winterfell.
If he marched south they'd abandon him, and he'd get BTFO by the huge Tyrell army and remaining Lannisters
>>69258637
Kinky. Unless you mean hanged
>>69258637
Men are hanged horses are hung
>map:ludicrously large version
http://orig01.deviantart.net/2f4d/f/2014/218/6/f/map_a_song_of_ice_and_fire___labeled_by_sjefke_04-d7txamv.jpg
I'd like to set up a nice little farm on that fertile looking river delta just south of the Bleeding Sea
>>69258659
Why couldn't Mel just create another Shaddowbaby to kill Tywin, Joff and Cersei?
>>69258593
no, I wanna beat the shit out of olly.
>tfw no summer islander gf
WHAT TIME IS THE EPISODE UPLOADED ON HBO GO WEST COAST TIME?
REMINDER we never saw Fat Walda's body
>>69258753
>>69258748
Men are hanged not hung. They are not a tapestry
>>69258520
>the stretch
Oh, I bet it is.
>>69258638
Keep telling yourself that. NO Manderly banners were seen at the battle, including the Vale knights.
Umber's are giving the Bolton's a fake Rickon too right?
Last week the comfy stream was really shitty and kept pausing
will they have it sorted this week, or should I find another stream?
also links pls if so
Just how old is Ned supposed to be at the ToJ? From the TV show preview he looks like a kid, but he's also an army commander and he's already married to Catelyn, so it's strange to think he's younger than 20.
>>69258711
They haven't started the fire
>>69258769
This did her pussy run dry or something?
So Mel can now just cast magic without any kind of price ala Thoros?
>>69258659
Shouldn't Stannis ally with the Targs considering Robert's grab of the crown was unlawful?
>>69258689
The mother of clickbait. I knew it.
>>69258833
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/comments/4gereb/got_streams_megathread/
>>69258520
Fucking seriously?
>>69258769
they said that another fuck with meli would kill him
Will we get to see her naked?
Reminder Dontos' family literally molested and raped Aerys in their dungeon, and that's what drove him fully over the edge
>>69258798
This.
>yfw Walda is the ghost of Winterfell
>>69258593
nope, blood for the light god
>>69258872
GOOD
>>69258867
Yeah. I'd die too if I found out I was fucking an old hag.
How likely is it that Rickon is dying this season /got/? I was hoping the Starks would make a comeback through the underdog of the family.
>have every other cliched hero character fail and die
>but jon gets reborn and will win because he's not only raised by ned, the most noble man in existence but also the reborn hero of light that saves the world and also the kings secret son so he's king of the world too
what a shitty character
>>69258877
Soon I think, didn't the previews of this season have her making out with some chick?
She's lucky she's from the Iron Islands and they elect a King, otherwise she would need some Iron Dong.
>>69258883
that was actually a nice reminder
thx, what was that rebellion about again
who /frikidoctor/ here?
>>69258831
Believe what you want, the evidence is literally there:
>He is a fat nobleman in his 60’s. He has distinctive rugged features, a Northern accent, and a distinguished air. Our source says he has a stirring speech during which he unexpectedly shifts political allegiances.
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-of-thrones-casting-two-more-northern-noblemen-for-season-6/
>>69258883
>tfw you realize he suffered from PTSD
>>69258927
NEW VID???
I'm really liking this season of the game of thrones.
>>69258593
Yes
>>69258877
Probably. D&D going to continue their brave subversion of patriarchy by only having uggo porkers get their baps out going forward.
>>69258690
most of it seems to concentrate in her arms too
weird anatomy
>>69258836
>but he's also an army commander and he's already married to Catelyn, so it's strange to think he's younger than 20.
Not that strange in ASOIAF universe
>>69258638
>and surprisingly changes his political alliance
Why in the fuck would they include that information in a casting call?
>>69258798
Or Bobby B's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iFE9MphFFY
>>69258593
I would cum in his boipucci
>>69258845
Well whats the next step of their master plan?
>>69258947
>liking things
back to /reddit/
>>69258973
>all this makeup and photoshop just to make her not actively ugly
slags, not even once
>>69258907
>he doesn`t like the loosest 200 yrs old vagoo
step up senpai
yeah whatever m8, my watch has ended i'm off lmao
>>69258673
You don't consume a meme, but memes are consumed by the internet as a whole. A standard memes starts off dank and then depreciates in dankness as it propagates through the various levels of internet social infrastructure. By the time a meme hits 9gag it can be said too be entirely bereft of dankitude and is thus consumed.
>>69258996
CRASHING THIS KINGDOM
>>69258947
It's shit, but /got/ is gradually improving.
could stephen seagal snatch this mother fucker birthday? Will he be the Faith's Champion?
>>69258520
This is beyond retarded
>>69259012
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>69258520
you can go to 10000
>>69258947
the premiere was shit but i don't think ep 2 was all that bad
better than most season 5 episodes at least
>>69258963
I know but it's kind of strange in the shows, I'm aware Dany is supposed to be 15 or so when she marries to Khal, but at the same time the actress isn't that young, so you never think of her as 15 years old. In this case Ned's actor really look young, like 16 to 17 young.
Where the fuck is SAM /got/ was he killed or something in the last season?
>>69258927
desu, Walder still got a good deal with Edmure (since it would be possible for him to actually influence the Riverlands politics, rather than the wider North), so EXPECTING him to stage a fake wedding ending with every house present getting slaughtered (thus ensuring the Freys have blood feuds with the whole of the North) would be outlandish in itself.
>>69258921
>Talk shit about Tolkein for being too cliche and Gandalf coming back from the dead with no repercussions
>Literally using the same shit Jon is a poor mans Aragorn and has no consequences from coming back from the dead
What a fucking hack
>>69259053
>ywn be mysterious in Mysterios
What did Gendry mean when he told Arya, you'd be my lady, what did he mean?? His wife? Girlfriend?
Is Gendric still rowing lads?
>>69259103
>and has no consequences from coming back from the dead
and you know this.. how?
WHEN IS THE NEXT EPISODE ???!1
>>69259090
he's traveling to Oldtown to become a maester. based on leaks I think he's in tonight's ep
>>69258593
Yes, he's had a hard life. And Jon became butt-buddies with the men who killed his entire family and village. Meanwhile he's manipulated by Thorne and his gang.
At the least Jon should've explained things better to him. (He should've explained things better to everyone, but that's the show.)
>>69259149
>>69259149
NOW FAGGOT
>>69259127
lady as a noble fucking idiot
>>69259081
The premieres are always shit because they're boring "let's see what all our characters are up to" things.
I'm really not looking forward to having to watch all the Dany bullshit today that I don't care about. Fuck Dany.
>>69258855
>>69258855
Because Blood Bonds > Liege Bonds
>>69258984
>not liking jon means I like stannis
sorry you halfwit mummer, I'm full on /smallfolk/. enjoy your petty battles for chairs while your entire bloodline dies out, I'll just be farming and since your dainty little hands can't do it
>>69258894
NEDS
>>69259131
No he's with the vale
>>69259090
He'll be appearing in tonight's episode.
>>69258947
>liking television
>enjoying shows
/reddit/
>>69258853
Whats this meme about resurrection needing a sacrifice when Thoros never needed it
>>69258863
It's a joke m8
>>69259127
>you'd be m'lady
>>69259178
YOOOOOOOO
>>69259053
needs to wrap round to Americos with the capital city Washyngton
(select all trains - it's a tram.reeeeeeeeeeeee.)
>At last, my watch is ended, and I can ride through the Winds of Winter to enter the Game of Thrones. This Clash of Kings will end in a Storm of Swords, with the losers becoming a Feast for Crows. For when Dragons Dance, all will have a Dream of Spring. Now is a Time for Wolves. Life truly is a Song of Ice and Fire.
What did he mean by this?
>>69259183
Ohhh...thanks, fucker
>>69259002
>outta my way Olly fucking shits
>>69259176
This. Olly is an annoying kid who deserves severe beatings, but at least he has a reason to be pissed off at Jon for letting the wildings in.
But since he's officially a traitor now for helping in the "let's murder our commander" plot, he gets the rope.
Whats another word for Cuck with 7 letters?Stannis
>>69259126
it's named after the famous warrior king of the 619 riders, Raye Mysterios
Before that it was called Mexiceros
>>69259152
>>69259228
oh, okay then
i hope we get to see himbanging best grill
>>69259194
>goes on to murder his younger brother
>>69258520
>yfw GRRM map is geologicaly impossible
who /r/freefolk here?
>>69259131
naw kid, he's dead. He was put on a small rowing boat with about 2 days worth of food or water and he needed to row leagues upon leagues to get to land.
Now if there just happened to be one harsh wave that knocked him or his food overboard he would drown since he can't swim.
He would die of thirst, hunger or exhaustion before he got to any sort of land. More like genDEAD
>>69258520
Is this real?
Does anyone have the 'review' of GoT by some guy called Ramsay Martin? I read the screenshot yesterday.
>>69259313
>yfw GRRM is geologicaly impossible
>>69259292
>Usurper brother was going to kill you anyway
>B-But Renly was the nicest guy ever
Renly fags are the worst
>>69258593
Daily reminder that Olly did nothing wrong.
>>69259240
>literally emphasizes the exact opposite
I fucking hate DnD
>>69259313
I thought the map was supposed to be inaccurate. That is, it was supposed to be from the point of view from somebody from Westeros who wouldn't have an accurate/detailed map of anything too far east or south.
>>69259250I know it is. I put the NOWW in to add to the joke.
stream where?
>>69259292
Self defence. Stannis offered Renly a seat in the small council and was even going to name him his heir. Renly was a power-hungry cunt and would have killed his brother without hesitation.
>>69258481
So what do you think the last scene of the season will be?
Honestly D&D obviously want to top what they did last year so I think this season will end with the Jon reveal. On some previous episode probably 8 we'll reveal TOJ. And they'd be smart just to wrap it up with Jon in the weirwood after all these years he cries and what not. Bran uses the tree to communicate to Jon to go into the crypts. Jon goes he sees the statue of his father but he then hears a moving near Lyannas he opens it and reveals the Targ/Stark marriage cloak, and Rhaegars harp. Than Melly and Davos realize what it means and it ends with "Jon....you're a Targaryon"
>AND who
>Are you
>>69259331
there's literally DRY in his name
don't kid yourself he made it to Braavos with that boat
probably drowned in bitches though
>>69259341
>>69259377
>older brother usurps rightful king for 300 years
>ally with him because muh blood bond
>younger brother tries to usurp your """rightful""" claim
>murder him because muh lawful right
>>69259103
>He thinks Book Jon will be brought back with no consequences
top cuck
>>69259374
https://www.hbonow.com
>>69258711
The Wall is filled with old enchantments that prevent them from doing so.
>>69259400
im not paying jews for digital media
>>69259265
>>69259176
Weeelll
I think Jon snow explained it just fine it's just they're blind as fuck and don't see what a shit situation they're in, and how they could use every freaking man they can get.
When will Darkstar kill the sandsneks?
>>69259343
He really didn't. If a Mexican killed and ate your parents would you be saying we need to support amnesty? Of course not.
Reminder that Robb made the right choice.
>>69259412
Then kill yourself you parasite asshole
Tell me about House BANEfort! Why do they wear the cowl?!
>>69259377
>Renly was a power-hungry cunt and would have killed his brother without hesitation.
Actually, Renly specifically rejects advice from his council to attack before dawn, simply because dawn was the agreed hour. Trigger-happy Stannis breaks his oath by assassinating him before the time he swore to give Renly had passed. Oathbreaker and kinslayer.
Why is almost everything happening in Westeros when you have this big piece of land with nothing going on in it? So many interesting places to see and all and it's all wasted.Will we ever see Asshai and the Five Forts in the show?
At wich time does the new episode start?
All hail caloreesie, queen of the love handles and fat men, breaker of chairs, mother of donuts
>>69259444
found the zionist cancer
end it already
>>69259176
It's even worse in the book senpai.
>>69259388
>LOL FUCK LAWS THAT STOP FAMILIES FROM HAVING MULTIPLE CIVIL WARS
>I'm going to usurp the throne because the crown looks pretty lol
>Rather than become the heir to Stannis I'll just try and kill him lol
>Oh no I have been rightly killed, I guess I shouldn't have been such a greedy cunt and just became Stannis' heir
>>69259452
because GRRM is a hack
no, you'll never see any of that shit in the show
>>69259453
9PM EST
What happened to the boy prostitute that fought against the Wildlings with the Nights Watch in the books?
Is Olly the TV version of him, or did they just cut him?
>>69259464
>LITERALLY stealing shit
>calls other people jews
>>69259422
If a american *"hillbilly" killed and ate your parents would you be saying we need too support amnesty of course NOT
Whats the TWENTY GOOD MEN of this season going to be?
>>69259452
I personally want to see the basilisk isles. I can't imagine whats is there.
>be you
>time travel 1 year into the future
>watch S7E1
>Arya is in Braavos getting beaten up for no reason and learning to be a faceless man
>Ramsay is in Winterfell ruthlessly killing people and generally being an edgelord
>Jaime and Cersei are in King's Landing sulking and generically threatening their enemies
>Dany is with the Dothraki, giving sass to the Khal and being a strong independent woman who don't need no man
JUST
>>69259360
no, he's just a hack
>>69259483
>rightly killed
>>69259483
>civil wars are good and proper when stannis wants to have a civil war
>civil wars are bad and wrong and evil when stannis doesn't want to have a civil war
>>69259483
Robert is the one who declared bloodlines to be meaningless, and Stannis the retard joined him.
>>69259388
Stannis could either support Robert or Aerys. He went with Robert because blood bonds > liege bonds.
In case of Renly, a family member was trying to break the rules of succession and would have killed him for it.
Not very difficult to understand anon...
>>69259452
Are you fucking retarded?
Do you begin to comprehend how massive the series must be to tell the complete stories of Planetos?
>>69259500
how can steal something that doesn't physically exist you benighted degenerate scumfucker
>>69259515
probably Harpies, they already burned the ships unnoticed
>>69259452
>That one place in the bottom-right called 'Asshat'
>>69259090
He should be dead by now anyways.
>>69259419
On top of that it's more of the fact most of the traitors didn't witness what happened at Hardhome, I believe if they witnessed that chaos they would have instantly realized what Jon was pushing for was an absolute necessity for survival and would have loyaled the fuck up.
>>69259510
Hillbillys aren't invading Mexico you dumb little bitch
>>69259493
http://www.kollabora.com/skills/techniques/cutting-slippery-fabrics-satin
>>69259419
doesn't change the basic fact that Jon is making friends with the wildlings, a few of whom murdered Olly's family
I'm not saying Olly is being totally rational, but it's an understandable reason for his pissiness.
>>69259559
>property rights don't physically exist so they don't real
how bad will the casting for Rhaegar be?
>>69259353
Wtf do you mean? The opposite of what and how are they? We haven't seen Jon up and about yet.
>>69259452
>Why is almost everything happening in Westeros
Maybe it's because the whole story is focused around Westoros?
Come on , anon. Don't be THIS stupid.
>>69259452
>mountains of the morn
>>69259313
This is the same world where seasons last for decades. Everything's bigger in GRRMland. Giant landmasses that would be impossible on Earth, on a planet far bigger than Earth (that still has Earth gavity though) following an orbital trajectory wider than your mom's asshole around a fuckhueg gargantuan sun.
Read the books, showfag.It fits.
>>69259493
there was this dude that could sing that got sent up north because he refused to give up his boipucci to some old guy
he got killed with an arrow through the head by ygritte if i recall corectly
in the same episode where the big guy, what's his name, died fighting the giants defending the gate in the wall
>>69259606
Rhaegar will never be on the show, thank god
Targfags can kill themselves now
>Promise me, Eduardino!
>>69259447
Yeah well Renly shouldn't have broken the law in the first place.
Faggot should've known that the mannis always have a plannis. He didn't deserve Storm's End anyway.
>>69259516
It's already been said its just a bunch of pirates
I've been off the radar for a while, lads; what are the main leaks we've got so far?
>>69259550
If your family member is assassinating the president and you're aiding him you're still acting unlawfully.
>>69258593
>village destroyed by wildlings led by Tormund, whole family killed
>forced to join the night's watch, life ruined forever, will die a virgin
>wildlings led by Tormund attack his new home, is yelled at by a fatass, still finds the courage to fight, saves Jon from a wildling bitch
>finds out that this Jon dude is actually buddy with Tormund and will give his old home to the wildlings
>stabs his lord commander out of spite
>wildlings led by Tormund come to the wall again and kill two more brothers
>Jon is brought back to life and mercilessly executes him before departing with his buddy Tormund to take back his old home from the Boltons.
>>69259601
>we live in the space so must pay for oxygen
>>69259559
Oh boy here comes the /g/ justification that pirating is just copying, not stealing.
Just admit you like free shit, stop trying to justify yourself for it.
>>69259548
Robert had an actual reason to take the throne, Renly the greedy cunt didn't. Robert went to war because the mad king was burning lords alive and because Rhaegar stole his betrothed.
>>69259538
Stannis has a proper claim, Renly doesn't
>>69259535
Rightfully killed, you happy now grammar autist
>>69259258
>"yep, that's me. how did i get here?"
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>69259622
isn't westeros like 800 miles long or some stupid bullshit?
>>69259388
>dirty brother killer
>>69259632
don't care, just want more best boy, Loras
>>69259550
>blood bonds are more important than the rules of succession, BASED stannis knows this you fag
>in order to preserve the correct succession stannis is forced to murder his kin, like DUH, OBVIOUSLY
This is actual, literal doublethink, bro.
>>69259661
No because oxygen isn't owned by anyone
And how is this aiding your argument in any way
>>69259452
>caring about what's going on in africa
>>69259559
>something that doesn't physically exist
Files do physically exist, idiot. Your modem isn't a portal to some fucking metaphysical plane of reality.
>>69259630
>there was this dude that could sing that got sent up north because he refused to give up his boipucci to some old guy
He got caught trying to bed the lords daughter, that's why he went to the watch. He's also the guy that went with Sam in the boatride to Bravos, where he defected from the Nights Watch. Then he got killed by Arya.
That's not Satin.
>>69259661
why pay for what you want when you can just steal it? right anon?
>>69259666
>Robert had an actual reason to take the throne
Being angry about the prince claiming his waifu is a right to take the throne??
>>69259552
fuck logic, /got/'s the place for complaining
>>69259697
Loras is the high septon, m8. Why do you think they introduced the idea of glamouring with Melly at the end of E1? They're going to reveal that Loras was really a 100 year old man this entire time.It's just so stupid, DnD might actually do it
>>69259699
How did Stannis violate blood bonds by killing Renly? It was an act of self defence. RENLY is the one who was violating them. Don't act like Renly would have spared his brother.
Are you lads looking forward to Jon being evil?
>>69259782
>burning your lords
targfags are the worst, just kill yourself like your dead house faggot
>>69259782
>the mad king was burning lords alive
Can you read?
>>69259424
Not the hottest of girls. He could've had any girl he wanted as a King, but the boner was too strong and he paid for it at the red wedding.
>>69259649
I wish more Stannis fans were like you, taking the Start shit, get hit approach. The ones who try to act like Stannis was objectively correct and everyone who questions him is morally defective in some way are kind of unsettling. Cheer for your boy, go ahead, who cares. But holy crap he's not morally perfect.
>Jaime stabs the high sparrow
>removes his Kingsguard armour
>puts on the High Sparrow's rags
>"now I AM the high sparrow"
Bravo George
>>69259663
what, I can't like something while having the need to justify it?
>>69259715
we own the planet so by your logic we must pay for oxygen and it would be a copyright infringement to feel oxygen is a right
You anti-information scumbags really are braindead
>>69259748
I'm talking about the guy that could sing and was framed for stealing some cheese and refused to get fugged by the old guy?
Don't you remember him?
the guy you are talking about is someone else
>>69259833
Monarchy by the grace of god (or the gods or whatever) isn't contingent upon good behavior, that's the point.
>>69259635
Who is this semen demon?
>>69259748
In the show it was because he didn't want to get fucked by a guy right?
>>69259666
>Stannis has a proper claim, Renly doesn't
Stannis' claim is based on Robert's claim, which is based on conquest. Once you open the accession-by-conquest can of worms, there are no rules.
>>69259563
>implying anything bad can happen to Kaleesee
It's the Sneks, they already teleported onto that boat, I can't wait for them to teleport into Tommen
s bedroom next
When the fuck is Davos going to go to the Cannibal isle to rescue Rickon & friends?
Or did D&D just retcon that entirely?
>>69259867
Except Targs aren't chosen by Gods you idiot
>>69259821
>self-defense
If I think some asshole is planning on killing me, I can't preëmptively send some assassin to kill him. For it to be self defense, I've gotta stop him in the act.
>>69259782
Fucking idiot, Robert did nothing in reaction to Rhaegar's retardness. He only rebelled with Aerys literally ordered his death.
>>69259830
he was fire and dany was ice ALL ALONG
BRAVO DABID
>>69259848
nobody is morally perfect.
>>69259798
>>Loras, the gayboy, wants to be in a position of the leader of a religion that is based off of Catholocism.
>>69259798
>implying
High Sparrow is clearly Baelor the Blessed who's extended his life and his looks with the magic of the Seven. Only the most pious can get those powers unlike R'hllor and Old Gods
>>69259854
Why can't /pol/ stay in their own board
3 HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE, OLLY
>>69258638
>The Manderlys are gonna switch side.
After Littlefinger exterminated the Karstarks, Umbers, and Boltons, the Manderlys will conveniently change sides in an effort to not get exterminated by Jon and his new Vale army
Fuck you stannis
>>69259911
See the spoiler.
>>69259893
Reckon is in tonight's episode, he's Ramsays new sex slave
>>69259895
Nor is their right to rule part of some social contract.
>>69259886
>Burn lords alive
>Don't expect to be overthrown
>Be a greedy cunt that wants to ruin family law of following the older brother
>Get killed for being a greedy faggot
>>69259867
>i'm a fucking idiot
is what i read " right of conquest" and if lords in medieval times started burning lords you best believe they would get the axe.
kings only hold power because their lords run the peasants, the king never really RAN a country, just over saw everyone not being a cunt and vice versa.
TARGFAGS ARE THE FUCKING WORST
>Umbers break their oath to Stark
>Will see Sam(who broke his oath by fugging)
>Will see Thorne
>Will see Stannis, as Brienne broke her oath by letting him live
What's the point of Aryas story?
>>69259893
>he doesn't know that the Umbers hand over Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog to Ramsay in tonight's episode
>>69259922
not an argument
don't even visit /pol/, but you seem like you are with your retardant alt-right opinions on free information
I swear you fucks want a nazi state
>>69259821
>How did Stannis violate blood bonds by killing Renly?
He assassinated him in his tent, before the deadline he'd given Renly to reconsider by. Renly wasn't planning to murder Stannis, or at least we've no reason to suppose he was.
>>69259953
for episode 3? What's that got to do with Loras molesting little boys?
>>69259924
HAHA, UPBOATED & LIKED
>>69259854
>we own the planet
What did he mean by that
>>69259900
Not the same thing bro. If you are on a plane and it gets hijacked by terrorists, is it wrong to kill one of them? Technically, you don't know if they were going to do something to YOU, specifically.
>>69259535
>>69259538
>>69259548
Stannisfags just don't get that GRRM doesn't give a shit about Stannis's "rights" or feudal law in general. What matters to out author is that Stannis started a war, tried to justify it with "honor and duty", claimed to pursue order while only spreading more chaos. He's also a dirty brother killer and a LITERAL Hitler parallel (yeah, that "One Realm, One God, One King" scene, look it up).
Even Stannis knows that his justifications for what he does are bullshit and feels bad about killing Renly (who never tried to kill Stan) and betraying Aerys. He just went too far to be able to stop.
Ned, Robb, Stannis all start a war that they try to justify with "honor", which GRRM likes to punish in the narrative. Ned is beheaded, just like he beheaded the guy that escaped with his wife from the Others; Robb is slain by the one vassal that didn't care about his "King in the North" status and got in touch with the Lannisters; Stannis will soon follow. His final thoughts will probably be about Renly's peach.
>>69259860
You're talking about Pyp.
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Pypar
I think he dies in the show, unfortunately. Can't remember. He was a good lad.
The guy I'm talking about is the boy whore, Satin.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Satin
>>69259900
His decision to take the throne made his intentions perfectly clear.
You don't just make a claim for the throne and say IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!
When someone has an army and the resources for assassins, personal ideas of self defence go out the window.
>>69259854
what does ant-information even mean? a show that costs millions of dollars to make is not information that wants to be free. if people weren't paid properly for creating entertainment, there would be no good shows such as this, we would have televised live theater done by mediocre actors. go back to reading your man pages on the command line on your linux machine pleb.
>>69260013
do you have an argument proving we don't aside from memes and reaction images?
>>69260001
And what was Stannis to do? Get killed bu a usurper and not defend himself? Renly deserved to be killed
>>69259424
glad i see this in every got thread.
rip my got waifu
>>69260001
>i'm going to kill you
hit or be hit nigga
>>69259970
>it's ok when stannis disregards the laws of succession
>it's terrible when renly disregards the laws of succession
>>69259998
Protip almost every type of property is, in fact, information. Yep.
>>69259990
But what do the Umbars have to gain by this?
Weren't they fiercely loyal to Rob?
>>69259550
>Joining his brother in rebellion because blood bonds.
>Killing his brother because muh right.
Stannis so pure and full of honor
>>69259424
Poor Charlie.
I want to call out Liam Cunningham for being a show fag after he said Jon isn't Azor Ahai.
>>69260066
when did stannis do it? by bastards kids?
eat a dick, renly was a flaming homo
>stannis
>MUH honour
>was literally going to raid claw isle just to steal their gold until Davos returns and stops him
>>69260001
If he had half a brain, he would have killed Stannis. In case Renly broke the laws of succession, all hell would break lose. Suddenly, there would be dozens of contenders for the iron throne - and Stannis would be one of them. Plus, there was a risk of Baratheon troops/ bannermen defecting to him.
>>69260083
"Who cares?" -- DnD
>>69260083
DABID
>>69259972
You're talking about realpolitik, the other guy is talking about the official law and so on. Stannis is not a realpolitik-oriented guy, he's very much Johnny The-law-is-the-law. It's Renly who's thinking in terms of how their respective reigns would impact the kingdoms and how likely they'd each be to hold on to power if they got it.
>>69260045
do you know anything about capitalism?
if I enjoy the product on a through data which is inherently free, I will invest in material goods to further support the media
>>69260082
sorry unlike you i live in the real world and not the matrix.
>>69260089
Not to mention the whole thing about him burning his daughter alive last season.
Or do Stannis-fags just choose to conveniently forget that?
>>69260049
>And what was Stannis to do?
>“When I make threats, you’ll know it. If truth be told, I’ve never liked you, Stannis, but you are my own blood, and I have no wish to slay you. So if it is Storm’s End you want, take it... as a brother’s gift. As Robert once gave it to me, I give it to YOU.”
>>69259821
Renly never, ever stated that he wanted to kill his brother, you are assuming that he was as evil as Stannis for no reason.
>>69260033
Based Pyp died during the battle on the wall in season 4. Ygritte shot him through the neck. RIP
>>69259905
Jon is fire and ice...
>>69260145
the internet is the biggest society next to reality
if you don't realise the importance of it, then you should thoroughly re-evaluate your life priorities
>>69260083
They were fiercely loyal to the Starks until Jon the Stark bastard let Wildlings into the North
>>69260145
No, property IS information.
There is nothing in the physical aspect of property that marks it as such. Property is a type of legal relation which represents a certain social regularity, in other words, how would you predict other peoples' behaviors in given circumstances. Claiming the legal right to property is basically hedging a certain segment of social and normative predictability.
In other words, it's information.
>>69260206
Re-evaluate your NEET life.
is balon the dumbest motherfucker ever?
>start a rebellion when the kingdoms are united
>have to face tactical geniuses like stannis, Tywin and Tarly. Have to fight prime Bobby B, Selmy etc...
>lose most of his children
>have a chance to get Casterly Rock
>decide to aimlessly attack the north instead
>>69258593
*unsheathes katana*
Heh, nothin' personnel, kid.
>>69260231
not an argument
Why the fuck are people still giving a shit about Stannis.
All of his credibility went away the moment he put his daughter to the torch. By supporting Stannis you're also supporting burning family members alive.
>>69260175
THAT WAS A FALSE FLAG OP
>>69260240
-it was a hologram-
>>69259694
let the room get chiller
>>69260252
So in other words you admit you're a NEET.
>>69260137
>renly the immature fuck would make a better than stannis the ultra fair.
RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT.
renly woud be easily swayed by sweet talkers stannis wouldn't.
objectively making him a better king
There's nothing wrong with liking Stannis. He's an interesting and complex character, I find him utterly fascinating as a character.
What's wrong in liking Stannis is apologising for every one of his immoral, unhonourable or dark actions. He's not meant to be a good person, or even a good king at the end of the day.
>>69260049
>And what was Stannis to do? Get killed bu a usurper and not defend himself?
He could have followed the "Blood bonds matter most" rule that you guys are insisting is so important in justifying Stannis joining Robert's Rebellion. That would have meant stepping aside and letting Renly rule. Chill out and eat a few peaches, kind of thing. Instead he insisted on pressing his claim and, because he couldn't hope to win in battle (not in direct self-defence, just in hopes of preserving his claim) he assassinated Renly, again doing so while Renly still believed he had time to reconsider.
And yes, Renly could have yielded his claim too. If you want me to say Renly is no better than Stannis then consider it said, I couldn't give two fucks about Renly. I'm just sick of Stannisfags talking out of both sides of their mouths to defend Stannis no matter what.
I AM THE STORM
Hey dd, we get it, ramsay is le ebil.
>>69260237
Iron Born are literally all retards.
>>69260284
>Literally convinced to burn his fucking daughter alive
>Stannis is not easily swayed!
Top lel
>>69260261
The moment he burned her Stannisism became having been always a meme.
>>69259970
Both Stannis and Renly are greedy faggots, because they can't really "prove" Joffrey's bastardry without taking over and declaring him a bastard. That's the whole point. That's also why Renly doesn't feel entitled to bow to Stannis: their game is about winning the war, not whining about who has the right. Renly was sure he'd win, because he had the popular support and more armies.
>>69260261
>>69260175
BECAUSE HE HAD TO TO SAVE EVERYONE
look at this manchildren not understanding necessity
>>69260145
Also, when you pay for an episode of Game of Thrones you're not buying the episode itself but a right to stream and watch it on your computer (you're not allowed to broadcast it publicly for example). You're not buying the files but the process of transmission and consumption.
>>69260089
You are supposed to choose blood when it comes to family vs lord. WHat should STannis have done with Renly, anon? Do nothing and die? WHat was the alternative?
>>69259868
Denise Tantucci
>>69260111
>when did stannis do it?
When he joined Robert's Rebellion you silly goose.
>>69260318
>showfaggots
>>69260281
I finished college last year, so no
wouldn't even matter if I was
>>69259563
It's funny that this was just background noise for another Tyrion / Varys walk-and-talk scene, because in real life it would be the most impossible shit ever. To burn an entire oceangoing fleet of nearly 100 ships is basically the equivalent of the Battle of Lepanto or something.
>>69260261
Stannis sacrificing his daughter is the same concept of God sacrificing Jesus to save the world, so most of the world would support Stannis.
>>69260350
>Do nothing and die?
"Do nothing" would mean he didn't go and besiege Storm's End, idiot. He's the one who attacked Renly first.
>>69260033
As an aspiring/sort of already /cuteboy/ Satin is my rolemodel.
>>69260337
>tfw Stannis saved nobody in the end and caused more chaos and death than anything
>>69260237
>have a chance to get Casterly Rock
He never had a prayer at doing that, Tywin would have fallen back immediately and had the Tyrells protect Kings Landing if it ever got to that point
Laying siege to Oldtown though, yes Euron can do that because it's on the sea, Casterly Rock would be too far inland for the Greyjoys to invade
>>69259922
>own board
>>69260378
Not being in college is one of the defining traits of being a NEET.
>>69260284
I didn't say Renly would be better, I said that the realpolitik-oriented justification for Stannis joining Robert is not congruent with Stannis' character and directly contradicts his attitude to his own claim to the throne.
>>69259048
wheres this from?
>>69260396
This series is constantly punishing men for doing what they think is related to honor and duty.
>>69260362
>hey fellow lords, lets be loyal to this king who just burn a lord and his highborn son! we won't be next!!!!
KEK
U
C
K
>>69260227
property is something that is owned by a person. you are saying that property is information. what does that mean at all? when the definition of a word becomes so ambiguous and vague that it applies to everything, it loses all meaning. sure you can use information to keep a record of property, as in a record of ownership. but saying that property itself is information is meaningless.
>>69259653
>him
Alright, back to tumblr with you.
>>69260413
If Balon would have taken Lannisport and Casterly Rock when Stannis seiged KL Tywin would've been fucked.
who is jon snows mother?
i know that everybody keeps pushing r+l=j but the more that i read into it the sillier it becomes
how come when ned sees one of roberts bastard it reminds him of jon?
how would something like remembering the promise to protect his nephew keep him up at night?
ned is always thinking about some large price of keeping his sisters promise?
>>69260376
Yep, the books definitely haven't set up him burning his daughter too, just at a later date.
>>69260436
Lara Brooks
>>69260433
By your definition anyone who isn't in college is a NEET.
Do you realize how absurd this sounds?
>>69258514
>there are still people who defend Stannis after he burnt his daughter to death.
In the end renly should have been king simply because he had the support of the reach. Stannis should have accepted that his brother had the better chance of defeating the lannisters and removing their abominations.
But instead he assassinated renly, giving the reach to joffrey.
>>69260433
I was in college so no
You don't even understand your own subjective insult
>>69260240
actually it is very personal.
>>69260410
Stannis saved Jon Snow and consequently the entirety of Westeros because Jon is Azor Ahai reborn.
>>69260042
>>69260049
>>69260115
OR they could broker a deal, since one line of Baratheons would have to stay in King's Landing and the other in the Stormlands, so Stannis could get the Storm's End he wanted so much, while Renly'd start the "King's Landing" dynasty.
The fact is, Renly didn't want to kill his brother, while Stannis did, but justified it. And GRRM always shows that justifying war and murder = BAD
>>69260413
>had the Tyrells protect Kings Landing
And how the fuck was he going to do that when the Tyrells weren't yet on his side?
Reminder: fucking Littlefinger set up the Tyrell-Lannister alliance. Idiot Tywin was doing nothing but losing the war in the Riverlands. If he had to turn back to defend his homeland (and there's no way he could ever return fast enough to avoid at least Lannisport being sacked) he would have lost the war.
>>69260227
>lawyer spotted
kys
>>69260433
You're not supposed to STAY in college, anon.
You're supposed to get a job.
>>69260494
>By your definition anyone who isn't in college is a NEET.
>Not being in college is one of the defining traits of being a NEET.
>one of the defining traits
>one
>>69260516
How will they introduce aa this late in the game...
>>69260397
Because Renly was breaking the law.
>>69260337
>BECAUSE HE HAD TO TO SAVE EVERYONE
Bang-up job, Stannis m8, we owe you our lives.
>>69260494
>>69260503
Do you have a job? No? Then you're a NEET.
>>69260349
exactly, you are not purchasing the information itself, but only the right to consume it. but I also have the right to view all of HBO's content.
>>69260433
you have absolutely no idea what a 'NEET' is.
>>69260182
Exactly. Renly wanted to compromise, he wouldn't slay his brother.
Too bad for him Stannis was a dirty brother killer.
>>69260516
Daenerys is Azor Ahai reborn.
Even old man Aemon Targyreon said so himself.
Jon is something special though. He's Ice while Dany is Fire. Once they get together shit is GOING to happen.
>>69260335
This post doesn't make any sense.
>>69260561
>but I also have the right to view all of HBO's content.
what
Make a new thread before I piss myself
>>69260516
>Stannis saved Jon Snow
Explain how leading his army south to die (and Davos told him it was a dumbass idea) helped Jon Snow. Because now Ramsay's going to march on the Wall, and only Littlefinger's teleportation skills are going to save him.
>>69260584
>Shit is going to happen
But that happened in Essos and DnD cut it
>>69260560
I don't have a job so you think I'm a NEET.
Fine, do you think I even care what wage cucks opinion of me is?
NEET has no weight against me so try again.
>>69260584
>Once they get together shit is GOING to happen.
will they fuck?
>>69260350
>WHat was the alternative?
The alternative was yielding to Renly and abdicating his claim. Renly even offered him Storm's End to do that. Stannis wasn't acting in self-defence no matter how you slice it. Both Renly and Stannis could have yielded because family matters most. Neither did.
>>69260447
>yes, it is indeed correct when stannis does it and incorrect when renly does it and i absolutely refuse to think about the implications of that
>>69260584
>a targ believed in a targ
so what?
>>69260335
what did he mean by this?
>>69260594
with my subscription, I have the right to view all of their content through their streaming service. i am not just paying for GoT.
New thread with less offtopic shitposting?
>>69260297
This.
Stannis is a tragic character, who (in his dialogues with Davos, about the peach, about his duty that he doesn't really want, about his hypocritical betrayal of Aerys) understands how much wrong his actions wrought, but it's too late for him to stop. "He breaks before he bends".
Stannisfags justify his every single fuck up, something Stannis himself doesn't do. They're actually very much alike the fanatical "queen's men" described in the books.
>>69260663
You're not condoning piracy?
So what is the autistic debate about?
>>69260594
Well he's mot wrong there.
If you go to your parents house and watch Girls on their television you're not committing a crime.
If your girlfriend lets you use her Netflix password to watch True Detective, also not a crime.
You can go to certain bars tonight and watch GoT on television while having your meal or a drink.
Simply watching the content isn't illegal.
>>69260454
He's saying that if I own a car and sell it to you, nothing about the car has changed, therefore the only thing distinguishing the car as your property, and thus the only thing determining its change in ownership from me to you, is information. 'Property', he's saying, is not the things you own, but the foundation on which it can be demonstrated that you own it.
All of which is irrelevant, since computer files do in fact exist physically. So your justification is baloney either way.
>>69260569
Idiot, he said he's not college, he obviously doesn't have a job (and just confirmed that) so he's a fucking NEET.
>>69260634
You are literally the definition of a NEET.
>>69260690
be the change you want to see, faggot?
>>69260646
That would be illegal. Stannis is the older brother and should become king before Renly.
>>69260307
I hear you, bro.
>>69260726
The first two examples are correct, the third one I'm not sure (but nobody cares since HBO will not file a civil lawsuit against every single pub in the world).
>>69260717
intellectual is not, in fact, the same as autistic you uneducated buffoon.
>>69260663
>Doesn't pirate
If moot could see us now
>>69260754
>That would be illegal.
By law Viserys Targaryen should have been the proper King of Westeros. I don't remember Stannis ever helping him out.
>>69260649
Logically speaking Jon = Ice & Dany = Fire.
Azor Ahai goes by different names:
Warrior of Light
Son of Fire (Storm of Swords, CH. 25)
Warrior of Fire (Storm of Swords, CH. 78)
Hyrkoon the Hero
Yin Tar
Neferion
Eldric Shadowchaser
Do you see what most of these have in common? Fire, Light, Heat, etc.
How can Ice give off these attributres? They can't, so logically speaking Jon can't be Azor Ahai. The only person we've seen that has any connection to Fire is Dany (With Dragons and all, not to mention withstanding a shit-load of heat) and Stannis (And we all know how that turned out).
So I type again, Dany is Azor Ahai. Jon is something else.
>>69260734
>You are literally the definition of a NEET.
Yes, and?
What's your point since your definition of NEET is way off
I'm gonna guess that you're finished arguing or are incapable of doing so, a true sign of a wage cuck is low intelligence after all
>>69260783
Here's your reply friend
>>69260634
Do you have the means to provide for yourself the necessities of life? Independently, of course.
>>69260592
I think he's saying Stannisfags began to insist that they had always been meming and were never sincere. Like "We have always been at war with Eastasia" kind of thing.
>>69260337
>"I'll go save the Wall from White Walkers and prove myself the true king, who protects the realm"
>Comes to the Wall, tries to force the Wildlings into servitude, then attacks the Boltons whom he has no manpower to defeat and who wouldn't even fight against him otherwise.
>Never actually fights the Others.
Stannis such a hero.
>>69260797
Stannis only cared about "justice" when it helped him.
Did he ever help Dorne get justice for Elia? Of course not
>>69260809
I appreciate that.
>>69260802
>What's your point since your definition of NEET is way off
Jesus fucking Christ. NEET is literally an acronym:
Not in Education, Employment, or Training,
You are the literal definition.
>>69260797
No, the targaryens lost the throne. The Baratheons are now the kings, and the rules of succession apply to them.
>>69260798
I really hope we don't come all the way to the end of ASOIAF, and GRRM is just another "the prophecy has been fulfilled!" fantasy hack. I really do not want there to be an Azor Ahai reborn, at all.
>>69260726
>If you go to your parents house and watch Girls on their television you're not committing a crime.
>If your girlfriend lets you use her Netflix password to watch True Detective, also not a crime.
These are covered under some aspect of the law, possibly 'fair use' though maybe not.
Pubs either pay for a pub subscription license or they are in fact breaking the law, same as with sports events.
>>69260777
If the bars don't charge you to view it, it's above board.
>>69260798
You're aware if Jon is a Targ then he is both fire and ice, while Dany has no relation to ice at all? Jon is more likely to be Azor Ahai since he's a Stark and Targ if R+L=J is true (Which it 100% is).
Dany is cool and all and although I think she has a part to play in the end she will not be Azor Ahai. I expect Jon to kill her as a sacrifice for Lightbringer (BIttersweet ending anyone?)
>>69259984
revenge is bad, mkay.
It absorbs you, swallows your soul and you lose your purpose and live. Arya wants revenge on the Hound and Joffrey and Cersei, yet kills everyone else that only does as much as look at her in the wrong way.
She lost the path she set out on and is lost .
Like that Hanzo saying from Kill Bill
>>69260798
Why did you reply to me with this holstered response?
Again, why care what a targ thinks about a targ? Just because aemon said something doesn't mean it should be taken as fact.
Shaggydog and Ghost are going to die horribly this season aren't they?
>>69260849
Technically that's an initialism because "neet" isn't a proper word.
>>69260859
Unless Stannis loses the throne, in which case into the trash he goes, along with Aerys.
>>69259887
*unzips dick*
t-tell me more...
>>69260350
He wouldn't die. Renly's compromise was to give Stannis Storm's End to continue the Baratheons of Storm's End, while Renly's would be the house of King's Landing.
(If you are going to say "Well, why didn't Renly bow to Stannis instead?", I guess he could have, I don't give a shit about him. Either of them could compromise, both didn't want to lose face. But we can't judge Renly since, you know, he didn't try to assassinate his brother and actually waited for him to accept his peace proposal)
>>69260859
>No, the targaryens lost the throne.
Oh, so now it's legal to steal the throne. Then what Renly did is fine.
What is not fine, according to EVERYONE in Westeros, is to kill family members. Which Stannis did one, tried to do again, and will do with Shireen even in the books, despites what his pathetic fans think.
>>69260873
The argument is that filesharing should be considered fair use because whoever distributed the file paid to access it and isn't making a profit.
>>69260944
I could see Ghost dying, if Jon becomes more villainous. Shaggydog? They can't do that to my Shaggydog, bro
>>69260545
So was Stannis. Neither could prove that Joffrey was a bastard. Their only way to prove that was to take over and make themselves the law.
>>69260410
But Stannis is the king by law, how can he cause chaos?
>>69259452
because GRRM isn't interested in arabic/asian/egyptian culture enough to steal enough source material to make the lands interesting
>>69261007
According to a rumour, Thormund and Ghost kill Ramsay but Ramsay manages to maim or kill Ghost before he dies himself. And if Rickon and Osha are going to be burnt alive on those Bolton Xs like the rumour also said then Shaggydog might be killed too..
>>69261001
Well, firstly, it's not necessarily true that whoever distributed the file paid to access it. Torrents etc rely massively on peer-to-peer sharing, where downloaders also upload.
Secondly, I doubt very much that people who make this argument think a cinema has no right to stop people making cams, even though the maker paid into the cinema. It's something about the fact that it involves nothing more than clicking a few buttons on a screen that seems to make people think "Well this clearly isn't stealing".
>>69260754
That would be illegal. Joffrey is Robert's son and should become king before his uncles.
Oh, they say otherwise? They are bullshitting the realm. The only way they can prove they are right is through the conquest of King's Landing. Thus, Stannis's older brother status doesn't mean shit: who gets recognized as king by the kingdom is the only thing that matters.
>>69260866
Yeah, GRRM is more likely to reveal that the prophecy was made up by some monster to weaken humanity or some shit.
Notice that the Azor prophecy is preached by the faith of R'hllor, who's been consistently depicted as the ur-example of an evil church that burns infidels at stakes. Definitely not "good guys".
>>69260576
The throne wasn't his to begin with.
>>69259886
Robert's claim (once all the Targs were killed) was based on him being the grandson of a Targaryen, making him the most legitimate of all rebels.
>>69261682
Then Renly's claim (once all the Stannises are killed or have retired to Storm's End) will be based on him being Robert's brother.
