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old >>69254424
Proper OP edition
First for not watching game of thrones
>>69256470
>Proper OP edition
Finally
FAT
Stannis
stannis fags are autistic
First for the books will never be finished
FORM RANKS YOU DOGS
>>69256513
We know
>>69256513
Stannis-fags-are-autisticFags are autistic.
>>69256530
Epic line
epic for the win xD
HBO has just announced for 2018 a new series called Game of Thrones 2: The Rebirth of Stannis
The fat man lives
>>69256574
>Stannis the Grannis: Kinslayer supreme
No thanks
>>69256470
Look at that degenerate creep
>>69256587
time to get started on my epic fantasy series
>>69256470
I think the reason Book #6 hasn't been completed, is that Gurm is spending all his time fucking Shae.
>>69256461
'tis but a scratch
nth for STANNIS THE MANNIS BARATHEON THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS. KING OF THE ANDALS, FIRST MEN AND RHOYNAR. RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE AND PROTECTOR OF THE RELM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK0cxm9nIVY
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>Episode 9
>Dany has arrived with her dothraki and immediately allies with the North
>Ramsay has Rickon surrounded by hounds in Winterfell
>Suddenly this theme hits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiHECnWxq7s
>Jon Rollins, Khal Roman Moro, and Daario Ambrose bust into the room
>Jon: And we are the Hounds of Justice!!!!
>>69256644
Reminder Bloodraven warged the boar to kill Robert
First for Dolorous Edd, 999th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch!
>>69256563
get out
>>69256639
WHORE
H
O
R
E
this reminds me how they broke Tywin's character by having him fuck Shae
what the fuck
>>69256671
I want to see Dany have sex again
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163460
Where would you want to live in ASoIAF?
>>69256639
Every time he fucking talks about great actors who've left/been in the show he mentions her. She was awful, surely he sees that beneath his fat pink mast
>>69256639
She is playing the real Game of Thrones™ after all.
>>69256690
> ima showfag!
And she's a q.t.
>>69256666
>Heroic music when the Boltons charge Stannis
Makes me laugh every time.
Stannis BTFO
>>69256675
I hate sibel Kekilli she reminds me of a friend who I now can't take seriously.
>>69256639
She's pretty good at taking it in the butt. Wanked off to a vid of hers once.
BOW YA SHITS
>>69256732
>showfag
>qt
nice memes
also, moron, tywin's character would never do that
WHEN WILL HE FINISH THE BOOKS?
>>69256470
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>69256704
>ywn explore Ulthos and Yiti or the Thousand Islands
JDIMSA
>>69256708
If I were Gurm, I'd absolutely tap dat ass.
>>69256788
Are you retarded?
>>69256788
Fuck off pissdrinker
>>69256790
When he dies
>>69256704
Braavos
>>69256500
>>69256560
>>69256574
>>69256666
I honestly think these posts are done by people who hate Stannis and are just false flagging to make his fanbase look autistic.
They can't actually be that autistic, right?
"Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSOHmdC3ENE
>>69256525
does it even matter anymore? he should have stopped at 3 and wrapped things up. he just doesn't know how to finish anything and so keeps introducing characters and puts them in situations people care less and less about. i just read kazuo ishiguro's latest novel which is in a fantasy setting with a dragon, and got more out of that novel than all of GRRM's work combined. he isn't writing literature, he is making pulp entertainment for the masses and it shows. it will be forgotten in 10 years.
UKfag here. there a stream i can watch the new episode on?
>>69256801
>a-as y-y-you can see here Sibah.. uh.. Sibel, t-these are my painted figurines. Pr-pretty cool huh?
>>69256745
That wasn't heroic music. It was the kind of music that's played during last stands - which is what it was for Stan the Man. His theme playing on top of that signifies that Stannis is gonna go 100% even at this moment. If anything, it was the Boltons that got BTFO.
RENLY IS NOT RIGHT
>>69256790
never
tv show in canon now
deal with it bookfags
>>69256806
>>69256808
They wanted Tywin to die humiliated.
>cersei telling him she fucks jamie
>him fucking a whore in the king's hand's bed
>him dieing on the closet killed by his dwarf son
why
Last week the comfy stream was really shitty and kept pausing
will they have it sorted this week, or should I find another stream?
also links pls if so
if you could rewrite how D&D, producers of the TV show, wrote the tv show by playing the CK2 game of thrones mod, what changes would you make?
>>69256801
He probably is doing it right now. She's a dumb whore who doesn't mind sucking cock for cash, and he's a fat, old nerd who has nothing to lose and money to spare. A match made in heaven.
>>69256862
he's too poor to afford hbo now
>>69256470
Lazy Fat Man should kill himself, given that his books are irrelevant now because the show surpassed them and is going to have the only ending to the story.
>>69256497
CHEESY
>>69256861
this thread isn't for you
>>69256886
MAST
>>69256704
free cities yo
>>69256861
Blame Gurm you dumbfuck.
Assuming you aren't trolling, it was showing Tywin is a fucking hypocrite and fell for the same vice his father, and son, did
>>69256639
But his wife....is he cheating on his wife
>>69256704
dognet mentioned
>being so pleb you watch a shitty stream
>not waiting 1 hour for a 1080p Z0n321 version
>>69256704
Qohor
>>69256788
>tywin's character would never do that
Tywin was absolutely fucking all kinda whores and/or had mistresses at Casterly Rock, you don’t really think he completely stopped having sex once his wife Joanna died, do you?
That’s also the reason for his strange interest in Tyrion’s sex life.
>>69256881
I'm not, but I can't get HBOnow as I don't live in the US
and I wouldn't pay anyway, not worth it for one show that I only really watch so I can shitpost about it after
If you're not gonna answer my question fuck off
>>69256829
hbo now you fucking poorfag
So how do you guys feel about geting blueballed by D&D during Tower of Joy scene (it's confirmed that it will end right after the fight, no Lyanna, no baby - Bloodravens says they will "return")
>>69256587
Fake.
He's doing exercise.
>>69256965
>hbo now
>UK
can we all go spam alt shift x... that guy is an idiot
>>69256936
>being so pleb you don't have HBO
>>69256829
Just watch it on Sky Atlantic you spacker
Ned...
>>69256704
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10163460
>YWN wait out winter all comfy in The Eyrie
>>69256975
they will most definitely save the twist that lyanna is jon's mother and reveal it in like episode 10 as a season cliffhanger or something
>>69256998
>Being so pleb you live in America
>>69256821
original plan was for 3 books
1st book was war between lannister and starks
2nd book was dany killing drogo, running to asshai where she finds 3 dragons and then uniting the khalasar and invading westeros
3rd book is others invading and the big showdown
consider how it took 5 books to finish the war of the 5 kings when it should have been one
dany still has not even united the khalasar and the others have not invaded. at this rate it will be another 2 books for dany to tie everything up in essos (unite dothraki, head to ashhai, free the slaves in volantis) and then invade westeros
then 2 books after for the others invasion and the war to follow and the conclusion
if he says there is only 2 books left it means dany must invade westeros at the end of twow, others may also simutaneously invade in twow
i doubt two books will tie up essos, have dany and the others invade and then a war between humans and others and the ending to the series
Highly likely of there being an 8th book at the minimum
twow is out next year after which grrm will die of obesity
Does anyone have a reader-friendly version of WoIaF?
>>69256949
>>69256904
You retards.
It was SJW plot to make Tywin look dishonorable as he died.
What would people in Westeros think of his family name if they knew he fucked lowly whores like Shae, who the showmakers wanted us to feel sorry for because she was a 'poor whore', but was good at heart, so we shouldn't 'slutshame' her like Tywin did.
They basically said that people like Tywin who shame sluts are hypocrites and would sleep with them, no matter how lowly they are .
>>69256999
I have virgin you fucking wanker, my package doesn't cover it.
>>69256997
I wish Sansa would keep her her like pic related
>>69256990
>that guy is an idiot
Why? He doesn't really create any new theories, but he's a good reference point if you want to hear about the most popular theories
>>69257024
I don't think she's going to Asshai
I still can't for the life of me figure out why they didn't incorporate Lightbringer into the show.
yas
>>69256704
crasters keep
>>69257024
>twow is out next year
Not a chance
>>69257015
americans are literally the worlds shit congregating on a shithole. what an embarassment.
>>69256672
Preston, pls.
>>69257026
GRRM wrote it you mong, it's not a show creation. Now keep your shitty fanfiction to yourself
>>69256704
Braavos for sure.
>>69257027
wew. Should be a stream on tonight, lurk /got/ at 2am, there'll probably be links posted then
>>69256704
The Summer Isles
>>69257024
also tyrion sacks winterfell and arya and jon have an incest relationship
>>69256933
>But his wife....is he cheating on his wife
I'd say his wife is cool with it, she's old and doesn't put out anymore and will get all the money in the end.
>>69256975
yes at this point d&d are literally trolling the original fanbase.
>>69257079
>GRRM wrote it you mong
I know, I read his shitty books.
GRRM is SJW you mong.
And if you think those books have ANY literary value well then you need to read some real books.
>>69257026
Cletus you just went full retard
Never post here again
>>69256704
Yunkai. Best whores on Planetos.
>>69257064
Good image
>>69256790
is that the finger he types with?
Hey, I don't wanna post any URLs because I'd rather not be banned, but Suptv will be showing the episode as usual. I know last time every other site showing it crashed and we had a ridiculous surge of people that made watching the show difficult, so this time we're gonna make channels with every other site's stream so those of you who would rather be watching someone else's or don't wanna take risks can do so on a proper server. I will be posting again maybe like an hour before the actual episode.
>>69256525
>They will be finished by D&D
>>69257057
but quaithes prophecy said she must
unless she uses a glass candle or drogon flies her there
plus the theory about her going east until she ends up west of westeros at casterly rock where tyrion uses the sewers to sneak in
but that would mean no volantis
>>69257079
So why the fuck are you reading his books? He knows the characters better than you, he created them.
>>69256690
>>69256788
Read the damn books, he was fucking Shae in both the ASOS and the show. That's the whole point of Tywin's character - he's a total hypocrite, who's not so different at all from the son he despises.
>>69257024
He's a complete failure. This isn't a hard story to fucking write once you know the plot points which he's supposedly had figured out from the start.
Why did he think that the only two options after ASOS were a 5 year gap, or two books where nothing happens?
who /fatpinkmast/ here?
>>69256525
>Series finished by D&D
JUST
Can someone shoop the hair onto GRRM please.
>>69257172
Meant for >>69257131
>>69256704
this is still the dumbest fucking map in any fantasy story
looks like he took two pieces of 8x11 paper, drew rectangular "continents" then stuck them together
>5 hours until another new GoT episode
get comfy my boys
>>69257196
mine's quite skinny ;_;
>>69256857
You dirty brother killer.
>>69257175
>>69257208
I suffered through the books you filth.
Just because something happened in the books, doesn't mean it should happen in the show.
Tywin's death was an abomination to the character in the show, and I'd say in the books too, but those books are so bad, that who cares anyway.
>>69257218
not to mention Essos being "exotic and mysterious. how? because i said so"
>>69257026
>>69257079
In the show they kinda half-assed Shae's betrayal, so she wouldn't lose that much face with the spectators. In the book her treason is much more brutal, and it's quite clear she's using Tyrion, and Tyrion is the only one who has feelings for the other in their relationship.
So yeah, by half-assing it, they put the blame on Tywin rather than Shae.
> Jon resurrected
> gets up
> walks out in the courtyard
> naked
> he doesnt need clothes anymore
> he has survived the last cold
> everyone is there
> snow melts as he passes
> cause he's fire now, azor azhai reborn
> everyone, wildlings and crows, look up to him in awe
> nobody dares to speak
> melly goes by his side
> davos kneels
> so does Tormund
> so does Thorne
> and everyone with them
> Jon walks up to Davos and makes him stand
> Jon walks up to Tormund and makes him stand
> Jon walks up to Thorne
> the old watcher bows his head some more
> a tear falls from the point of his nose to the bare foot of his Lord Commander
> It evaporates
> "Rise Ser Allisher"
> "The man you betrayed is no more and I have no quarrels with you"
> "With everyone of you"
> everything is pardoned
>>69257125
Ohhh.....okay...
>>69257073
when was adwd released, six years ago ?
twow would be released after a longer period of time lel. adwd was delayed due to meereenese knot and having to rewrite the book due to 5 year time gap not working
also affc and adwd were meant to be one book
what excuse does he have for twow considerin he already has two battles from adwd taken out and put into twow ?
>>69256622
That always bothered me a bit in the show. I know it has a hyper-realist bent, but even so. Cox has clearly undergone some kind of psychotic break, most likely psychotic depression, and is experiencing profound hallucinations and delusions. He really should have been at least temporarily hospitalised and at best placed on medical leave from work. You really can't have someone in that spot making medical decisions.
>>69257255
Tywin and Shae were to blame in both
So, what's the name of the planet that the ASOIF takes place in?
I only want serious answers, no shitposting.
>>69256975
Gurm has been doing that to the fandom for 20 years. 3 weeks are nothing
>>69257221
5 hours?
>>69257280
Planetos, really
>>69256801
ah, gives me hope that I have at least 30 more years to get my shit together so that I too can fuck a whore who is half my age.
>>69257280
Unofficially it's called Planetos. There is no official name.
>>69256990
He explains common theories really well, why spam him? I like his videos
>>69257261
>gets stabbed again
>>69257261
>except for you, Olly.
>You're a little faggot.
>>69257280
Real answer: The Known World
Meme answer: Planetos
>>69257245
>suffered through the books
>The show is shit
What the fuck are you doing? Why not spend your time watching/reading something you actually like? Why are you here?
>>69257026
Tywin kind of always implied he fucked whores. At least that's what I got from him telling Tyrion to be discrete and not bring any whores into his bed. So it seems like he doesn't give a fuck if Tyrion goes out and whores, just so long as he doesn't bring them home.
>>69257272
Great argument.
Didn't expect more from someone who thinks GRRM has any credibility and posts 'GRRM wrote it' without irony.
>>69257280
everybody says planetos
>>69257187
his problem is getting to the plot points and he keeps introducing new characters and stories because he wants to world build perhaps
affc and adwd were supposed to be one and adwd had two battles scrapped and put in twow. affc and adwd are a winding down period after the war but end of adwd is gearing up for another major series of war/s, more action in twow to come i bet
>>69257266
>what excuse
NFL season, NBA season, various conventions, running a cinema, being a fat lazy procrastinating fuck, eating 14.5 hours a day etc. The one thing Ser Fat of House Deadsoon is not short on is excuses.
>>69256704
north or north of the wall
live in a cold country so I like it better.
and I like the whole 'steal a girl and she's your waifu forever' thing.
Because that's the only way I'd ever get a gf.
>>69257261
> fast forward
> in the common hall of Castle Black
> everyone is feasting for the last time before following Jon south to defeat the Boltons
> Olly has said nothing all evening
> stays away from his brothers
> that's understandable
> the oncoming battle scares men twice as old and thrice as large
> Jon notices it
> calls him by his side
> Olly abides
> Tormund leaves his seat at the table of the Lord Commander
> "Are you ready Olly?" says Jon
> kid starts to weep
> Tormund comes back with a lute
> "Cmon"
> Olly stands tall on the table in front of everyone
> takes Tormund's lute
> starts to play
> tears streaming down his cheeks
> and who
> are you
what happens next /tv/?
>>69257280
>there are cities in sothorys
wasnt it said in the books that the land is uninhabitable because of some mysterious disease?
>>69256732
>my shae folder has now triple digit pictures
halp
>>69257343
If you complain about an author doing something with his character, it's your problem not his. Just because you had a false impression of Tywin, doesn't mean Gurm has to pander to your vision of this perfect, ruthless father figure
>>69257073
Agreed. It's hard to understand why he convoluted the shit out of his story knowing he's a slow worker. I feel there's a bunch of pointless characters and plot lines like Arianne, Aegon, and Trystane. And characters like Arya, Sansa, Daenerys, Sam, Tyrion, and Victarion are getting pointless as well
>>69257266
those battles are irrelevant anyway
>>69257280
id oesn't have a name
it's not even fully explored yet.
I doubt the people even know the world is round.
>>69257039
>not posting the pic with sideboob from that scene
>>69257373
Isn't it just some crazy butterfly disease that only affects non-natives
Fuck ive been looking for this image for ages thanks anon>>69257005
>>69257370
>>69257370
wun wun bursts through the wall and kills jon again
>and who
>are you
>>69257280
Mundus Cognito.
>>69257324
>Should I go fetch a block or would you rather the men build a gallows?
>This is good meat, feed him to the Thenns.
>>69257373
they are ruins of a city apparently
i think the city was ghiscari outpost during the empire days
so how legit were the spoilers this time around? is jon really going to hang the mutineers?
Last week the comfy stream was really shitty and kept pausing
will they have it sorted this week, or should I find another stream?
also links pls if so
www.nytimes.com/2016/05/08/world/europe/gurm-fantasy-writer-found-dead.html
FUCK
U
C
k
>>69257373
>land is uninhabitable because of some mysterious disease?
That disease is called niggers.
>>69257360
i think hes one of those lazy fucks that do no work but then have that one massive burst of energy where they can do like 2000 pages in a week
>>69257475
He was 100% right the last two times what do you think? Sounds like a rather boring episode Tbh.
>>69257280
This fucking map looks like an absolute mess.
like wtf is all the way to the west and east? Why is essos so fucking big compared to to westros
>>69257486
>gurm
You could at least try.
>>69257339
>Why are you here?
Because I like arguing about pointless shit in /got/ and feel a little invested after 5.2 seasons and 5 books
>>69257403
>If you complain about an author doing something with his character, it's your problem not his
Oh come on, you can use that defense for literally anything D&D do.
Let's agree to disagree on Tywin.My impression of Tywin was spot on 100% perfect though.
>it's a r/gameofthrones invades /got/ and tries to start up the "fuck olly" meme right before a new episode episode
>>69257430
>I doubt the people even know the world is round.
Bullshit they don't. Humans have known/surmised the earth was round for over 2000 years. Even with the technological stagnation in the world, I'm sure that is something that scientists/maesters are aware of.
>>69257370
>pic
How hard will Ramsay wreck his boypussy on a scale of 1-10?
>>69256790
>>69257141
I didn't know he's a hunt and pecker.
>>69256704
Summer Islands or High-garden.
The rest of Planetos is shit.
>>69257280
>continents are rectangles with chunks missing
>they are downed giant space ships
>the weirwoods are remains of the ships bioneural computer network
>the whitewalkers are humanoid cybernetic defense droids
>bloodraven's cave is set at the remains of the ship's man-machine interface system
>foundations of the Hightower are actually parts of the ship that happen to be still accessible
>in the end of the series the ship comes alive again and lifts off
>>69257487
leave
>>69257280
is there a form of south pole there or what?
Preston
>>69257565
>>>/r/edit
you need to
>>69257517
Why is the European continent so much bigger than the British Isles?
>>69257563
Well we all know D&D would pick up that idea just to have Ramsey fight an alien.
>>69257277
Yeah, but in the TV series she's portrayed as sympathetic, not an utter egotistical cunt like in the books, in which you know she's using Tyrion since the start, and she only likes the gold. Tywin is what he is, and an utter dick about everything, but he does what he does to teach Tyrion a lesson, like he did with Tysha: Whores are whores, and they only want you for your money.
>>69257370
>Wildings, watch take turns raping thay boipussy.
>Just one more and it will be over Olly
>WunWun walks in
Lady best wolf
>>69257373
if i recall correctly from AWoIaF, there were some civilization there long ago (ghiscari?), that perished due to something, possibly a disease as you say. What remains now are ruins frequently visited by traders or pirates or both, using them as hide-outs and resting stops. The only civilizations left in the area are on the Basilisk Isles, just off the shore, and possibly further in-land
>>69257563
you are azor autism, the sperg that was promised
>>69257566
Nope
only north pole
>>69257580
meme
>>69257566
No planet is flat and triangle formed, so this map is actually a distortion
>>69257566
That map looks like it only shows most of the northern hemisphere and parts of the south.
>>69256470
There are literally people who still don't believe that Jon is the son of Lyanna and Rhaegar. Do you actually expect that D&D guessed that Jon was the son of Ashara? Or that Viserys was lying to Daenerys?
There's just literally no fucking way and the show has never even MENTIONED Ashara.
>>69257505
eps 3 & 4 are always filler, 5 & 6 it will pick up
>>69256704
either the Lonely Light or Braavos
I alternate between wanting to live in a city and wanting to go off and live in complete seclusion
>>69256777
nice trips
BOW YA SHITS
Why hasn't sharia law banned GoT from HBO already?
>>69257566
i think westeros is a giant united kingdom
essos seems to be half europe/half middle east and some asian influence
sothyros is africa
summer islands is carribean
maybe america type of continent to the west
>>69257626
Amazing vids tho
>>69257618
A wiki of ice and fire?
>>69257005
Who's this Cock Merchant?
>>69257526
Hate those episodes senpai
>>69257656
HBO is American, not British
>>69257617
wolf is prettier than the girl
>>69257668
World of Ice and Fire, a book.
>mfw Stannis has Barrowton burned to the ground leaving the Dustins powerless and without a home
>>69257656
They have. Who do you think are the faggots begging for stream are?
>>69257645
yep first 4 episodes are filler and a big battle in episode then a massive cliffhanger and a dany moment in last episode
Last week the comfy stream was really shitty and kept pausing
will they have it sorted this week, or should I find another stream?
also links pls if so
who will be the 1000th lord commander
>>69257688
i'd still fuck the girl
>>69257280
That map is incomplete, Essos has been expanded
>>69257606
>he does what he does to teach Tyrion a lesson, like he did with Tysha: Whores are whores
But Tysha wasn't a whore. Tywin made Jaime lie about paying her. Tywin just didn't want his kid marrying some baseborn chick.
You can go full Preston-tinfoil and say Tywin had already been fucking Shae which is why he knows Tyrion's banging her so quickly, and why he's so keen to specify her name etc. But IYAM it was just Tywin being a massive hypocrite because muh consistency is the bugbear of small minds etc.
>>69257280
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN ULTHOS?
>>69257526
yeah but fuck olly
>>69257702
olly
>>69256793
uggo
>nowitendz
What did he meany by that?
Any in show explanation for how Davos can even speak to the Red Woman? She caused Stannis to murder Shireen and Davos cared very deeply for her. Why is he not super hostile towards her.
>>69257709
>expanded
>literally just add a few more tiles of nothingness
>>69257668
A World of Ice and Fire. It's a history book written from the perspective of a maester as a gift to tommen on his name day or some shit, just before the events of GoT.
It's pretty cool for back story and the history of the world. I'd recommend it. Plus, it has some cool art in it, even some maps depicting the several invasions of westeros and how the kingdoms formed
>>69257709
>easteros
gurm is really bad at naming things
>>69257740
DABID
>>69257736
That he has down syndrome and can't speak like a normal person.
>>69257709
>Easteros
What is this shit
>hey what do you call that continent in the west
>Westeros
>and what about that big continent to the east
>Essos
>and what about that one to the south
>Sothoryos
>whats the name of this planet again?
>Planetos
you can't make this shit up.
>>69257752
he's the one who came up with the genius idea of making fantasy names by changing 1 letter in real-world names
>>69257415
I think its cause getting to the end doesn't interest him anymore, so he doesn't know how to write it out nor does he care to.
But world building and having the characters be involved in conspiracies, traveling, getting involved in weird magics and revenge schemes does still fascinate him so he writes those things out thinking maybe doing those things can lead to new ways of getting to the ending or at least putting something on paper will lead to a point that he's inspired again, but it builds up and up until finally with those too that he's gotten bored and doesn't know how to tie them back to other stuff and still isn't close to the ending.
>>69257221
>mfw playing Overwatch beta and watching GosuGamers Overwatch tourney until GoT episode tonight
can't get anymore comfy than this
>>69257740
it makes little sense however he doesn't know how shireen died
>>69257668
A World of Ice and Fire, huge book released 1-2 years ago, with lots of extra info on everything in the ASoIaF universe. From the possibility of lands to the west of Westeros, to the history of every great house, to the history of Essos, to the mysterious far east lands. Some things have little info, like Asshai, something is really fleshed out, like House Stark. Recommend it to those who wants just a bit more lore than you get from the books
>>69257748
>>69257752
>>69257758
there's no way George had anything to do with that, are you all fools?
>>69257740
D&D are shit writers.
>>69257758
>>69257752
>>69257748
>Literal retards
These are the people who you watch this show with :^)
>>69257133
>not the pleasure gardens of lys
>>69257064
I love this picture.
Source?
Here, a picture of my sister.
>>69257740
He doesn't know, I guess. He knows stannis is dead, I guess.
And I have no idea why he is so hell bent on rezzing Jon. Literally met the guy a week or so before.
>>69257617
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69257740
He doesn't know that she had Stannis burn her
He only assumes that they all died in the battle and that Mel fled
>>69257709
>easteros
add a western continent names wessos, and at least aussos and arctos
>>69257790
oh he wasnt there? its been a while since i watched it, thought he was there
any streams available?
>>69257778
>how do you call that huge piece of uninhabitable ice?
>Greenland
>how do you call this comfy island full of forests?
>Iceland
>>69256704
I wanna know more about the places we haven't seen or heard about alot. Basically all of Sothoryos and Ulthos. The Thousand Islands also sound really cool.
>>69257709
>spooky plains
try harder
>>69257820
you should do her sometimes
>>69257740
Davos never cared about Stannis
>>69257802
how little information on the essos stuff, that's what I find most interesting
Oh ok, that makes me feel better. I bet he finds out and kills her.
>>69256704
Easily Braavos
>wealthy and beautiful city
>free to say and do what you like
>nobody fucks with it because it has the world's largest navy, spoopy assassins, and the richest bank
>hates Valyrian fucking shits
what's not to love?
>>69257778
To be fair, names like that aren't unprecedented. Both "Asia" and "Japan" have origins from the word "sunrise".
>>69257834
Stannis sent him away before the burning because he didn't want him to know
>>69257820
Based on that filename I call bullshit.
But I'd fuck a baby into that chick
>>69257841
>what will we call this massive area of a newly-discovered continent?
>let's name it Brazil, after that mythical island off the north-west coast of Ireland
>nailed it
>>69257888
KILL THE BOY
>>69257878
Also
>Easy, painless access to suicide
>>69257740
You're asking for logic from the same people who brought you
>20 good men put Stannis in a position to burn his heir
>Roose Bolton red wedding mastermind outsmarted by bastard psycho path
>Head of a great House unaware of a conspiracy that even his footpad soldiers are in on
>Baelish gives away the key to the north and the vale for CHAOSH
>>69257878
has the colossus of braavos too, which increases your navy trade income by 40%, which is op af
>>69256704
North of the wall. I like cold wastelands
>>69257870
totally agree. Bought the book hoping on alot of juicy pages on Asshai and Sothoryos etc. Sadly, it's not that much, really. Just a couple of paragraphs and some cool art on each part of the far east. Asshai, 5 fortresses, Ghiscar, Bone Mountains etc, all mentioned briefly. There's alot on the free cities and old Valyria though
>>69257878
the weather's pretty shitty
sort of like Amsterdam I guess, a nice city no doubt
>>69257948
Redditors really are normie dweebs...
>>69257520
Again with blaming D&D. They adapted Tywin faithfully. He was a hypocrite, who blamed his sons for fucking a whore, but fucked the same whore. There is no "Other Tywin" whose character "DnD ruined".
>>69256766
>pornstar
>ever taken seriously
no anon
>>69257702
Reek
>>69256766
PIC
I
C
>>69257904
>you think I was going to left the facebook url for you to hack
>>69257563
Preston, pls.
Westeros (sans the North and Dorne) is actually the map of Ireland upside down. The Vale is Connacht, for example.
>>69258014
did you doubt it
>>69257878
>people fighting and fucking on the streets
>every night is basically a party
>Oysters, clams and cuckolds
>Magisters provide good governance
>Last prospering economy in the known world after Dragontits cucked Qarth and slavers bae
Literally heaven
>>69258008
Is there a lot of art of old valyria?
Might consider just for that
>>69256704
Carcosa.
>Its a showfags switch to the Boltons because Stannis had to make a hard choice to save the realm episode
Last week the comfy stream was really shitty and kept pausing
will they have it sorted this week, or should I find another stream?
also links pls if so
>A pimp aint a pimp with no hoes
>A hustla aint a hustla with no motherfuckin dough
>A thug aint a thug if his gun dont smoke
>A playa aint a playa if his ass dead broke
Rest in peace, rightful king.
>>69258075
>all liberal rights without any of the leftist burdens on economy
>>69256704
OUter SPace
>>69258090
>Stannis "I want it to be warm like Meereen, so please burn Shireen" Baratheon
>>69258116
You might as well wait until Monday morning and watch it then
>>69258070
Wait, no, I fucked up. The Vale is Munster. Connacht is Crownlands + Stormlands.
>>69258089
>Supposedly pagan worshiping the elder gods
>nazi eagle
What did they mean by this
THIS SHOW IS TOTALLY FUCKED
DANY HASN'T EVEN BEEN TO ASSHAI YET
THE OTHERS HAVEN'T TAKEN A SINGLE STEP BEYOND THE WALL AND IT'S BEEN SIX SEASONS
THE LANNISTERS ARE STILL IN CONTROL OF KING'S LANDING
BRAN HASN'T EVEN UNLEASHED WINTER YET
HOW IS THIS SHOW GOING TO WRAP UP IN 13 EPISODES AFTER THIS SEASON
FUUUUCCCCKKKKK ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS GOING TO HAPPEN SO FAST
>>69258163
POTTERY
>>69258163
P O T T E R Y
>>69258068
Need pics of ass.
Don't act like she doesn't have any
>>69258163
;__; I just want the Starks to be comfy again
>>69258163
BRAVO
D
&
D
>>69258163
HOLY FUCKING POTTERY
>>69258141
I'm much more convinced by Westeros = Inverted UK with Inverted Ireland stuck to the bottom.
Interestingly, a horizontally-flipped Co. Dublin works quite well, too.
>>69257563
The dragons are the defense system, the whitewalkers are the aliens that invaded and made the ship crash in the first place
Targs have command nanites in their blood, they're descended from the original officers, which is why they control the dragons
The red comet is communications satellite placed in orbit by the ship before crashing. With its orbit now deteriorating the ship's computer will soon lose contact with it, which will kick in a failsafe subroutine that reactivates the ship's primary systems. And then everyone will die because the ship is no longer closed to vacuum.
>mfw Stannisfags have not yet killed themselves
>>69258192
noice
>>69258171
Asshai isn't happening in the show, they never had the go east before you can go west prophecy
The white walkers/ others will probably attack the wall this season
>implying it matters who is in control of kings landing
>>69258080
a couple of pictures. Would still recommend it
>>69258143
There's actually a lot of connections between neo-Nazis and paganism. And they weren't worshipping the Elder Gods, Pizzalatte just nicked some stuff from Chambers (not even Lovecraft m8) to sound cool and stuff.
>>69257822
Stannis and co spent weeks at Castle Black between the end of season 4 and season 5. Davos got to know Jon better during that time. He didn't just meet him a week before. He went with Stannis to battle the Boltons and but was sent back to The Wall. That alone took more than a week. Pay attention or do you have to be spoonfed everything? Don't criticise something because of your ignorance.
>>69258223
>The show ends.
>The books end.
>The world ends.
>Stannisfags are still waiting for the Mannis, because they didn't see the body.
>>69258181
That second picture is not of my Sis
Just a random youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqaXAR8HlWw
>>69258275
I know, still need pics of sister's ass
>>69257740
He doesn't know that, dumbass. The problem is your stupidity, not the show.
>>69258230
Is this supposed to impress me?
>>69258245
yeah that's what i meant
for me paganism is what people believed in before the hebraic religions, i know i misuse the term
>/got/ - /b/ edition
>>69256704
Lys is the only obvious choice
>beautiful people
>active economy
>island, so beautiful sea views
>>69258319
Cause that first pic wasn't your sis faggot
>>69257114
The only correct answer
i just got HBO Go, what's the deal with this? does the episode upload at the same time it airs or what?
>>69258245
>There's actually a lot of connections between neo-Nazis and paganism
What connections are there apart from the symbol
>>69256704
The Reach is GOAT
>Beautiful green lands
>Strong house in charge
>Untouched by war
>Beautiful in summer
>Tons of food stocked for long winters
>>69258304
Its kino senpai. D&D are true visionaries
>>69258367
Yea
>>69258384
It's SW prequel tier shit you posted not "kino"
>>69258376
>tyrell
>strong
>untouched by war
have you read the fucking books, at all?
Last week the comfy stream was really shitty and kept pausing
will they have it sorted this week, or should I find another stream?
also links pls if so
>>69258376
>>Untouched by war
Not if TWOW ever comes out.
>>69258412
100,000 troops and the most fertile land, all nthe food you can eat
>>69258405
found the pleb
So how did the sneks get on the boat?
>>69258481
>>69258481
>>69258481
>>69258481
NEW THREAD
>>69258370
I might have phrased that badly. I mean that some neo-Nazis are pagans, not that paganism as a whole and neo-Nazism have like necessary ideological links or whatever.
I dunno if you remember a couple of months ago, that chick who was filmed phonebanking for Trump who had neo-Nazi tats on her hands? She's part of a bunch of neo-Nazis who are all about Odinism (or Wotanism or whatever it's called).
>>69258487
dat shit ain't new nigga
>>69258476
they borrowed ramsay's chopper
>>69258476
Snakes can swim retard
>>69258412
I forgot the sea niggers raiding them. But they have a shit ton of troops and supplies
>>69258491
No i didn't watch it but i see what you mean
>>69258230
those screenshots look nothing like each other
>>69258194
forgive my ignorance, what it's the pottery meaning?
>>69258579
Its not my fault that you can't see true kino when its right in front of you
>>69258609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
>>69258549
yeah, and the multiple stannis loyalist houses in the reach
true they have a shit tonne of troops tho
living on the arbor would be comfy af
>>69258143
i don't see a nazi eagle
i see the german federal eagle
who is gonna be playing Rhaegar and how bad will the casting be
>>69258662
thank you! I give you a picture of our first lady in his prior job
>>69256777
BOW YA SHITS
>>69257133
Damn she makes my slippin' jimmy feel real good, man... if you know what I mean.
>>69256975
>It's confirmed
Source? Please say it isn't true
Fucking D&D
>>69256685
I think that D&D intended for Thorne to be the 999th and Edd to be the 1000th but forgot to have a scene where Thorne is elected after Jon is killed.
I'm sure they'll just ignore that if they ever bother to bring up the number again, which they probably won't.
>>69258851
it was in the spaniard guy leaks, bran will say something to ned, ned hear him, 3eyes crow returns to the cave with bran, no more ToJ for this chapter.
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>69257740
No time for character motivation, we need to hit X number of plot points if we're going to end the series in another 13 or so episodes.
>>69258950
>no more ToJ for this chapter
Do they know when we will se more ToJ? Like specifically know what Ned's promise to Lyanna was?
>>69256861
Why was Tywin just sitting in a closet with his pants off when he died? Was he masturbating because Shae couldn't satisfy him?
>>69259044
i think no, the spaniard guy receives an email with the leaks a few days before each episode.
>>69257360
>Sir Fat of House Deadsoon
kek
>>69256975
They should stop the episode immediately after Ned says "now it ends"
You turn into Yara Greyjoy what whore do you pick to lick your salty ironborn pussy?
>>69257261
>Those weak shoulders
I thought he'd been swinging a sword and shield since he was a boy.
>>69257324
anon you cheeky fuck
Wha tis 'kino' thing ?
>>69259066
Maybe he was taking a shit m8?
