Khal Drogo would have raped Jaime and Barristan in single combat edition
>>69260810
Preston
>>69260810
If any of you faggots seriously think Dany and Jon are going to end up heroes, you need a good reread of the series, and need to learn GRRM more as a person and a writer.
What if Tyrion is AA?
Logically speaking Jon = Ice (Because the guy has been freezing his ass off since the beginning of the story at the Wall) & Dany = Fire. (Dragons n' shit)
Azor Ahai goes by different names:
Warrior of Light
Son of Fire (Storm of Swords, CH. 25)
Warrior of Fire (Storm of Swords, CH. 78)
Hyrkoon the Hero
Yin Tar
Neferion
Eldric Shadowchaser
Do you see what most of these have in common? Fire, Light, Heat, etc.
How can Ice give off these attributres? They can't, so logically speaking Jon can't be Azor Ahai. The only person we've seen that has any connection to Fire is Dany (With Dragons and all, not to mention withstanding a shit-load of heat) and Stannis (And we all know how that turned out).
So I type again, Dany is Azor Ahai. Jon is something else.
>>69260838
>>69260863
newsflash: there won't be an "end" at all
when Tywin was gonna be killed by Tyrion, he said he was gonna let Tyrion go to the wall.
Was he telling the truth? Or was it just a lie to make Tyrion put the crossbow down?
>>69260838
YESSSSSSSS THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED
Are you niggers ready for the Tower of Joy tonight?
Highgarden
>what did he mean by this?
What do people mean by this?
Reminder that each and every one of the prophecies is basically a MacGuffin bullshit and holds zero validity.
![14627431198090[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BjcW9Oz.png "14627431198090[1].png")
First for Dark Jon
>>69260891
>Warrior of Light
>>69260907
All a lie
Assuming he managed to get out of that privy, he would have called for guards
OC cross-post
Will my normie GF yell "YAAAASS" during this episode?
>>69260810
I'm pretty sure I've been there, anyone able to confirm where it is?
>>69260810
>Khal Drogo would have raped Jaime and Barristan in single combat
It's stated explicitly that lightly armored Dothraki are inferior to a Westerosi knight in full plate. One of Drogo's most fearsome bloodriders gets butchered by Jorah. Because Jorah had steel armour.
If Drogo were to duel the Kingslayer, only the Lannister would leave that fight alive.
>>69260838
that map is ridiculous. why do i even waste my time with this shitty show?
>>69260938
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS
>>69260932
>>>/qa/
(not even joking)
>>69260913
fight only
R+L=J not confirmed until next week
Who killed Jeoffrey
>tfw you don't have to wait 4 weeks to watch a new episode because there are no leaks
at least hbo did something right this time
>>69260938
evil
>>69260838
ITS SWIRLING!!
>>69260962
I'm asking if there is more Dorne this episode.
>>69260974
Drogo was in charge of 100,000 Dothraki and never lost a fight. He was a top tier fighter for sure
Jorah would have got Rekt without his armour
>>69260810
You mean the fucking idiot who literally died because he doesn't wear any armor?
>>69260838
Do you have the original version of this?
>>69260891
Nigger Jon was born of a Targaryen (Fire) and a Stark (Ice).
It's not Jon is Ice and Dany is Fire. Jon alone is the Song of Ice and Fire.
>>69260962
Holy fuck, where did this real life meme come from? Every female aged 13 - 50 is bleating "yas" now.
>Friendly reminder that Wyman Manderly will not willingly bend the knee to Jon and Sansa, he'll only do it once Jon has an 40K army of Vale knights and when the Boltons, Karstarks, and Umbers are all dead
>>69261030
thicc
>>69261025
Ramsay
>>69260863
there are no heroes, except bernie sanders and sam
>>69260950
Spotify did better
>>69261043
If the OP was done properly you would have found it through it.
>>69260915
Old wise men are usually known to be right. Also he seems to know a lot of shit about prophecies and magic in general, so it seems like a safe bet.
>>69260939
>"No one ever looked for a girl," he said. "It was a prince that was promised, not a princess. Rhaegar, I thought... What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years. Daenerys is the one, born amidst salt and smoke. The dragons prove it." Just talking of her seemed to make him stronger. "I must go to her. I must."
His last words. Then he upped and died.
>>69261061
From Glasgow, where else.
>>69260810
>drogo tries to slice up jaime
>his faggoty curved sword his jaimes glistening white armor and bounces off
>""ahh, nice try my horse fucking friend" jaime quips slyly
>"ooga booga me fuck white pussy hair googa" drogo grunts madly
>"Uncivilized scum!"
>*one quick slash reveals drogos intestines*
>>69260955
Of course. If you are a lord/king, it is your responsibility to protect your seat of power.
>>69261040
Your point?
No Westerosi knight would go into single combat without armour.
>>69261093
Is GRRM a Bernie Bro?
Or does he only chime in on the political matters that really matter (i.e. the Hugos).
>>69261040
Of course he would have. But the point is, he didn't get Rekt. Jaime wears better armor than Jorah and is a better swordman than Jorah. Jaime could kill literally any Dothraki.
>>69261116
>mysterios
>>69260891
You're aware if Jon is a Targ then he is both fire and ice, while Dany has no relation to ice at all? Jon is more likely to be Azor Ahai since he's a Stark and Targ if R+L=J is true (Which it 100% is).
Dany is cool and all and although I think she has a part to play in the end she will not be Azor Ahai. I expect Jon to kill her as a sacrifice for Lightbringer (BIttersweet ending anyone?)
Also people complaining about the prophecy or w/e are retarded. The book heavely supports the fact there is going to be another long night, there needs to be another Azor Ahai (and that Azor Ahai is Jon through Mel visions and the last Jon chapter) and that Dany in the beginning seems to be Azor Ahai. There is no way you guys are this dense to this xD there isn't going to Azor Ahai, xD if there is it's Dany. You guys are retards.
>>69261040
>Jorah would have got Rekt without his armour
Yeah that's exactly why wearing armor makes armored Westerosi Knights better than unarmored Dorthraki....
>>69261136
not sure, i was referring to the priest keeping margary, and who game jaimie a wake up call last episode.
>>69261136
he supports Hillary I believe
GRRM was a radical hippie in the 70s but now he's settled down as a status quo moderate leftist
>>69260938
No reverse image search result
WTF
>>69261128
*teleports behind you* delete this post and leave a Feast for the Mods
>next season
>jon dies
>melly starts doubting her visions again
>sees dany in the flames
>realizes she is azor ahai
>>69261116
>we will never see the lands beyond the purple waste
just purple my shit up
>>69261030
Calorieesi, queen of the love handles, breaker of chairs, mother of doughnuts.
>>69261155
and you're a retard if you think anything you wrote means anything to anyone ever. just stfu and watch the shitshow.
>>69261074
He's pulling a Late Lord Frey in the show
Le main character rip off
>Aragorn is descended from the Kings of Gondor.
>Jon is descended from the Targaryen Kings.
>Aragorn's mother was descended from the first chieftain of the Dúnedain Aranarth, the rightful King of the Northern Kingdom. And takes after his mother in her Dúnedain coloring with grey eyes and dark hair.
>Jon's mother is descended from the first King in the North. And takes after his mother in her Stark coloring with grey eyes and dark hair.
>The Elendils left Numenor, the highest human civilization that fell to a cataclysmic event, before the island was swallowed by the sea, and kept what would be the last line of White Trees, a mystical tree from Numenor and the island's signature tree that became the sigil of House Elendil, the kings of Gondor.
>The Targaryens left Valyria, the highest human civilization that fell to a cataclysmic event, before the Doom came and much of the peninsula was swallowed by the sea, and kept the last dragons with them, dragons being the signature creatures of Valyria. The dragon would become the sigil of House Targaryen, the kings of Westeros.
>Aragorn led the rangers of the North.
>Jon leads the Night's Watch in the far North.
>When Aragorn was two years old, his father was killed while pursuing orcs. Aragorn was afterwards fostered in Rivendell by Elrond. At the bidding of Elrond, his lineage was kept secret, as Elrond feared he would be killed like his father and grandfather if his true identity as Isildur's heir became known. Aragorn was renamed Estel to hide his existence from Sauron and his servants
>When Jon was just born, his father was killed while pursuing rebels. Jon was afterwards fostered in Winterfell by Eddard Stark. At the bidding of Eddard, his lineage was kept secret, as Eddard feared he would be killed like his father and grandfather if his true identity as Rhaegar's heir became known. Jon was renamed Snow to hide his existence from Robert Baratheon and his servants
>>69261053
>Nigger Jon was born of a Targaryen (Fire) and a Stark (Ice).
>It's not Jon is Ice and Dany is Fire. Jon alone is the Song of Ice and Fire.
>Jon alone is the Song of Ice and Fire.
>>69261155
>long night
>two books left
yah
>>69261198
Why are fantasy writers such rabid leftists while sci fi ones are more on the right?
>>69261061
Watch this educational video from dictonary.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF9Kag-AFiw
>I do think that if you're bringing a character back, that a character has gone through death, that's a transformative experience. Even back in those days of Wonder Man and all that, I loved the fact that he died, and although I liked the character in later years, I wasn't so thrilled when he came back because that sort of undid the power of it. Much as I admire Tolkien, I once again always felt like Gandalf should have stayed dead. That was such an incredible sequence in Fellowship of the Ring when he faces the Balrog on the Khazad-dûm and he falls into the gulf, and his last words are, "Fly, you fools."
>What power that had, how that grabbed me. And then he comes back as Gandalf the White, and if anything he's sort of improved. I never liked Gandalf the White as much as Gandalf the Grey, and I never liked him coming back. I think it would have been an even stronger story if Tolkien had left him dead.
Reminder that poor man's Aragorn comes back from the dead with ZERO repercussions except "I don't want to die again!" GRRM is a hack
How many more things can ramsay do before dd thinks that we understand he's a bad guy?
>>69260810
How come Stark uniforms are so plain and shitty and Jaime's uniform is absolutely glorious?
I want Jon to look bitchin' while he conquers Westeros.
>>69260810
>daily reminder that Stannis literally burnt his daughter to death for no reason.
>>69261040
Jorah would have got rekt if he was blindfold and had his hands tied behind his back, too. Guess what, he wasn't and he didn't. Sandpeople need to git gud and learn some fucking metallurgy.
>>69261248
really??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69261267
T-t-t-the books will be different! You'll see in 2017!
>>69261250
Great post.
>>69261269
I dunno. I don't think we've seen him kill any baby animals for no reason yet. Maybe that'll get the message across. Or he could burn some ants with a magnifying lens.
>>69261276
>Daily reminder to ignore faggots like this who post weak bait
>>69261053
You do make a solid point.
I'll still stand by my case though, until the time comes where R + J = L is actually revealed in the books/show. You can have the satisfaction of me eating my words then.
>>69261252
slow ass niggah.
>>69261258
fantasy guys are romantics, scifi guys are autists
>>69261267
The show is the show and the books are the books
>>69260938
HYPE
>During one scene, Jon Snow is overwhelmed, and he goes down swinging. Fighters pile atop him. Harington is pressed into thick, soupy mud and crawling bugs. Jon Snow came back from the dead once, but if he perishes again, one shouldn’t expect him to be saved a second time. Harington refuses to say his safe word (“banana”) to stop the pummeling. But when the scene ends, he seems more winded than usual.
>>69261258
fantasy writers tend to be more irrational, and are usually fat and ugly, they're the type that wishes magic was real. while scifi writers are rational, expressed in their love of science and good taste.
>>69261276
Stannis the autist burned his daughter in exchange for an improvement in the weather.
>>69261276
She would have died anyway. It was a gamble that he could have won, but not lost. Unfortunately, he didn't win.
>>69261013
Really? That's dumb.
>>69260988
They can work around the abysmal source material.
>There are people in this very board that actually think Renly was right by trying to usurp the throne
I'm not even a Stannis fag but you're a retard if you think Renly was right
>>69261289
Yeah, no Manderly banners have been seen at the battle so he is just going to join the victor
>>69261329
>but if he perishes again, one shouldn’t expect him to be saved a second time.
Why not?
>>69261258
GRRM is a sci fi writer, he's been writing sci fi for far longer than he has been writing fantasy.
And he's not a rabid leftist, he's left-leaning. Not everything that doesn't agree with your viewpoint is 'rabid', 'deranged', 'moronic', 'deluded'. It's just a different opinion and ideology. George's a liberal but he's no bleating heart SJW. SJWs expect everything to be handed to the oppressor in the society, they want to see them kicking ass. George doesn't do that. He takes his weakened characters and he pulls them down a peg even harder. He thinks suffering builds character, and that's a good thing in a writer.
>>69261267
You seriously don't think someone can come back from the dead after being stabbed to death by people he considers brothers, and he'll be the same as before? He won't be Lord Snowheart, but he will be a different person than he was before.
>>69260913
I'll mute it during the terrible delivery of "No, now it ends", but aside from that, yeah.
>tfw Jon captures winterfell fucking littlefinger is going to push his shit in.
Why live.
>>69261362
Rob was the only correct choice.
>>69261258
>sci fi ones are more on the right?
Citation needed. Conan The Barbarian dude was mad right-wing, for one, and there's plenty of left-leaning SF authors.
>>69261252
this is the first time you heard of this theory? this is the core of R+L=J. but, GRRM likes to cuck his fans, so he will fuck it up I am certain. sometimes I think the fan theories are better than anything George can come up with at this point.
Why doesn't everyone just team up to kill the Lannisters? Everyone hates them
>>69261275
Jamie's wearing the King's Defender outfit, a sub-set of the "Gold Cloaks."
Ned is wearing his workday "Lord of The North" leather outfit. I imagine if marching into war, Ned's has a functional set of plate armor.
>Source: Watched the show more casually than a gameshow in a doctor's lobby
>>69261275
nigga u gay
>>69261396
Nah Littlefinger is bailing Jon out when he gets rekt by Ramsays army
>>69261373
He's an SJW though. He supported Puppygate, which is as SJW as an adult, established, wealthy man can be.
>>69261394
Moron
>>69261372
maybe his body would be too fucked up
>>69261294
>Mfw GoT cucks like this guy >>69261328 honestly believe "The American Tolkein" will get off his fat ass, stop eating cheeseburgers and actually finish his series
>>69261264
made it 6 seconds, fucking kill me fampai
>>69261398
He wasn't the correct choice but he made the right choice.
>>69261276
daily reminder that stannis spared his daughter from months of torture by ramsay
>>69261155
>Shitshow
>Talking about the books because the other nigger was
KYS
>>69261254
Exactly. With two books left the long night and the terrors that come with it need to be stopped. Do you autists really think there is two whole books (Lets say 2500 pages) where everyone just dies and the Others win?
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Azor_Ahai
>>69261398
this. Fuck southerners and their iron chairs
>>69260830
Today on the Preston Show: Telepathy and teke are totes not magic, guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYw8hqMqJA4
>>69261250
You're right, Tolkien and Martin both really did rip off Arthurian Legend.
Reminder that no prophecy has yet been fulfilled in gurm world.
>>69261326
Kill yourself nigger, I was just funposting, the R+L=J has been around here since always.
Where are the todays episodes spoilers coming from?
>>69261418
because not everyone knows how weak they are at this point? except perhaps the faith militant.
>>69261464
>let me take the lady shireen to castle black, it's less likely she'll die hor-
>fewer. and no, she stays with me [whispers to self] so i can buuuuurn herrrrrrrr...
>>69260994
i think its from when hes executing janos slynt if my autism is correct
>>69261505
Ghost of High Heart?
>>69261484
Pranormal=\=magic
Not even /x/, it's just conceptually two different things.
>>69261484
That's among the stupider positions Preston takes.
>>69261373
This, retards who reduce everything to SJW vs /pol/ are fucking retards.
>>69261464
Stannis would have won if he didn't burn his daughter
He had 6K soldiers compared to the Boltons 4K before he lost his 3K sellswords and horses
Why did they had to die, anons? WHYYYYY
>>69260938
noice
Starks wear armor for combat
I swear to god most of you are legitimate fucking retards who don't even watch the show
>>69261510
I've already killt myself nigga, i just came back alive to troll yo ass on 4chain bruh
>>69261553
How longs left boys, also streams posting when?
I tried day and night trying to find the one for episode 2 I don't want to go do that shit again.
>tfw the Manderlys and the Umbers are ruined
Preston Jacob's research process
>To produce a video, I usually start with a topic that has been bugging me or another fan. I then reread the chapters surrounding that topic and look for things that don’t quite make sense. Finally, I try to come up with solutions that explain the inconsistencies. I find six techniques really help me: 1) I reread the series by character or by location; 2) I focus heavily on the seemingly extraneous information and characters; 3) I read the appendixes; 4) I do quite a few word searches on the electronic version of the story; 5) I constantly think about character allegiance, best interest and motivation; and 6) I often consider POV conclusions to be inaccurate.
>That last technique may need a bit of clarification. What I mean by that is GRRM likes listing plans and possibilities and then going with something that isn’t listed. For example, in Tyrion’s first chapter of A Dance with Dragons, Tyrion thinks he might be going to Braavos, Tyrosh, Myr, Dorne, the Wall or Lys. In the end, it’s Pentos. When a POV character has solved a mystery, I question it. And that’s a huge reason why I don’t think Euron killed Balon – because Asha is certain of it.
>>69261578
he looks like Gaddafi
>>69261479
this was to you woops
>>69261242
>>69261541
GoHH wasn't prognosticating, she had insights about events that have or were currently taking place.
>>69260891
Stop right there, R'hllor scum.
Azor Ahai is a prophecy spread by the R'hllor church, a cult of crazy, evil, children-burning freaks.
Why trust the prophecy made up by bad guys to justify burning children, weir-woods and waging war? This is not the GRRM way.
>>69261448
>He said he wanted to be done by December so that means TWOW is almost finished right?
>>69261396
>not realising that littlefinger is another abandoned storyline
What kind of morally questionable shit is zombie Jon going to do?
>>69261519
out of a random spaniards ass
>>69261583
We do watch the show.
Compare then to now.
>>69260973
Why do I keep seeing images from this documentary getting posted? Because the Chinese guy is racist? Seriously, you faggots need to get laid, jesus christ.
![EfLPiAfA_B4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CpE4mzc.jpg "EfLPiAfA_B4[1].jpg")
>>69261578
dat body
>>69261588
3 hours
and hbogo.com
also learn2thread
Who /eternal maester/ here?
>>69261588
2 hours, 50 minutes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/comments/4gereb/got_streams_megathread/
>>69261418
They are. They're about to be invaded on two, possibly three different fronts.
The Boltons and the Dornish are about to attack, and this will be followed by either the Ironborn or Queen Dany. Possibly both at the same time ifDaario really is Euron Greyjoy.
>>69261576
That whole sellswords abandoning him thing was retarded. They have never broken a contract, and they break one now?wtf. And why the hell would a live burning scare mercenaries from Essos anyway? Far worse happens on a daily basis where they come from.
>>69261155
N+L=J though.
>>69261583
What kind of idiot wears armor on his arms but not his fucking torso except a gorget?
>inb4 it's a coat of plates! ToJ scene will show that to be bullshit
>>69261583
You're probably right, most retards here just come on to whine about books.
>GRRM: Sex is a natural part of human life and my novels reflect real life so I won't shy away from writing about sex
>GRRM: These novels are fundamentally about power, those who seek it, and how they wield it.
>There is no cucking (the greatest example of the intersection of power and sex in life) in the entire series
>>69261635
If the first words out of zombie Jon's mouth aren't a quip I'm going to walk right out of the theater
>>69261578
Sneks
>>69261601
Some of the leaps he makes are worth watching just for the keks of how blatantly illogical it is.
>to make an heir worthy of him, I must-
>HOLD THE FUCK UP EURON WHO'S "HIM"? DO YOU MEAN THE GREAT OTHER, EURON? AND IS BLOODRAVEN ALSO THE GREAT OTHER? YOUR SILENCE WILL ONLY INCRIMINATE YOU FURTHER EURON! GUYS GUYS EURON IS WORKING FOR THE GREAT OTHER HE TOTALLY JUST SAID SO ARRGGLEBLUUUUURGHHH
>>69261591
>waaah waaah waaah there might be a minor change from the books that nobody without autism will care about
>>69261674
>freezing
>starving
>either going to die by the above two or in battle
mercenaries like winning, they weren't going to win with Stannis
logically they wouldn't give a fuck about the burning but that's the writers fuckery
>>69261601
That's dumb
POV characters can be right. For example Cat when she says Robb shouldn't send Theon back to the Ironborn, or when she says Robb should honour his deal with Walder Frey, or when she says he should listen to his wolf
Also the problem is the inconsistencies he picks up on are probably largely small mistakes by the fat man. He admits he makes mistakes.
That's why videos like his Quentyn one explaining the melting temperatures of whips and leather is fucking retarded. He thinks of George as some genius in everything
>>69261688
What? There's loads of cucking. It's just the Shakespearian kind of cucking, and not the porn kind of cucking.
>>69261683
STARKS
WEAR
CHAINMAIL
UNDER
THEIR
BOILED LEATHER
>>69261677
>Man of honor
>Incest with sister
lol
>>69261425
those look like complete shit
>>69261667
Do people usually post acestreams or the like?
>>69261677
wouldn't that mean incest?
>>69261674
>That whole sellswords abandoning him thing was retarded. They have never broken a contract, and they break one now?wtf. And why the hell would a live burning scare mercenaries from Essos anyway? Far worse happens on a daily basis where they come from.
Maybe the Braavosian mercs are some sort of gold standard sellswords and have a reputation to uphold. Stannis is not likely to buy some backalley thugs.
hey /tv/
i'm from yurope, is there a way to watch the new episode tonight? any livestream? thanks in advance
>>69261398
>Lets his mother free his one bargaining chip
>Trusts Roose Bolton
>Beheads his own bannermen
>Trusts Walder Frey
>Betrays an agreement because muh honour (during a campaign to avenge his father who died because muh honour)
>Trusts Theon Greyjoy
>Allows his forces to be wiped out under his nose without even noticing
>Trusts Roose Bolton again
>Lets his bannermen make his decisions for him despite knowing these decisions are stupid (KING IN DA NORF!)
>Leaves his home wide open to attack
>Fucks his sword up beating up a tree
Rob was a shit king. The shittest king. The absolute worst king that ever claimed to be a king. Worse than Joffrey. Worse even than Renly. The king who lost the North.
>>69261250
NONE BUT THE KING OF WINTER MAY COMMAND ME
>>69261738
Ned and Jaime aren't so different
>>69261610
She predicts Lady Stoneheart. That event definitely hadn't happened yet
>>69261736
you look like shit
>>69260810
anyone know of any comfy streams i can catch this on?
reliable ones pl0x
will he come back to play rhaegar?
>>69261373
>bleating heart
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do you beat this without spartans to jump over?
How retarded do HBO have to be to take down some random Spaniard vid for spoilering the ep? Don't they have basic common sense?
>>69261769
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/comments/4gereb/got_streams_megathread/ Here you go
>>69261351
Jesus fuck, where did you get that assessment you autist faggot? Sounds like you don't read enough fantasy. Plenty of alpha based motherfuckers who write fantasy.
>>69261688
>no cucking
>King Robert Baratheon, whose sigil is a stag, aka, an animal with prominent HORNS, has no legitimate heirs because he was cucked
>this is basically the main fucking plot point of the first 2 books
lrn 2 read brah
>>69261688
Are you mentally deficient?
>>69261688
Robert is a huge cuck
>>69261720
>Minor change
>Most loyal houses in the books are Bolton bum chums
Here's to (You) bedwetter
>tfw Jaime dies this season and /got/ erupts in neckbeard rage
>>69261771
rhaegie t is not in this season, we'd have seen a casting if he was
>>69261721
I suppose the burning was the final sign that Stannis was desperate. They didn't abandon because they found it shocking/scary, but because it made it clear that the battle was lost and their commander had gone bonkers.
>>69261796
Littlefinger and the Knights of the Vale will save them at the last moment
>>69261688
>There is no cucking
Why would you post something so stupid
>>69261750
That line was broken
>Just read Theon I in TWOW
Stannis is in a great position.
On top of that if he does die - he said Shireen must be put on the throne in his place.
WHY DID DND NOT GO DOWN THIS ROUTE?
>>69261823
They'll just bring him back in the next one, nothing to worry about.
>>69260938
Please post Dead Olly, leakbro.
>>69261824
> no rhaegar
all hope is lost
>>69261852
They don't care about secondary characters
>>69261116
>Austrios
Post characters you want to see die in the show:
1. Brienne
2. Sand Snakes
3. Jaime
4. Tyrion
5. Dany
6. Theon
>>69261688
The mountain raped the innkeeper's daughter in front of him and paid for it and made the guy give him change.
Does that count?
northmen wear chainmail under leather
roose shows this in red wedding
>hurr he's a bolton not a stark
northmen all armor the fucking same
you're all fucking retarded and i'm mad about it
>>69261750
THE BLADE WAS BROKEN!
>>69261852
Cause no one would follow a woman.
Funny how Stannis thinks Rhaenyra was a usurper trying to take her brother's crown but thinks everything's hunky dory with a girl being made queen if it's his kid.
>>69261852
because they wanted to cuck the fans of the books. and they decided that since there was a contingent of fans that enjoyed stannis, they wanted to just "fuck their shit up" because they could.
>>69261881
Everyone except Arya and Jon
>>69261852
the northern plotline is an important one that D&D want viewers to be invested in. do you really think they're going to save this huge thing for Stannis, a secondary character in their show, or fucking have Shireen a tertiary character have a campaign? no, they, killed them off early so they could give this plotline to Jon, a primary character who the viewers are invested in.
How would you guys react if the series ended with that black bitch that works with Dany on the throne?
>>69261601
Well, he's not wrong to refuse to trust POVs outright: characters think that X is dead, Y is still alive, and the servants of House Dayne are sure that Jon is Ashara's son. This is a plot mechanic GRRM himself uses a lot (Sansa imagining a kiss from the Hound comes to mind).
And Preston admits that he's probably wrong about half of his speculation (and usually the half of it that follows the good cross-analysis of the books IS the crazy logic leaping speculation, with stuff like Marvin the Mage, Mirri Maz Duur and Doran Martell working together to stop Illyrio's plans for Daenerys).
>>69261881
1. Stannis
2. Grey Worm
3. Dany
4. Tommen
5. Sneks
You're a dude, a witch turns you into Yara Greyjoy which GOT babe do you get to lick your salty sea water filled Ironborn pussy?
>>69260838
explain
>>69261906
>Stannis
>understanding basic human psychology
>>69261881
>Olly
>Sand Sneks
>Ramsay
>Dany
>Sansa
>>69261931
Shes hot though. Better than fatty mcdaenarys.
>>69261758
Jaime had only been with Cersei. In his own way he had more honor than dear old dead Ned.
>>69261730
It is known
Remember: Renly was the king westeros needed.
>>69260810
No he wouldn't. Top 3 strongest fighters (all in their prime):
1) Barristan
2) Arthur Dayne
3) Aemon the Dragonknight
>>69261939
Yara
>>69261881
1. Brienne
2. Ellaria
3. Obara
4. Nymeria
(Not Tyene - She must be the Princess of Dorne because of her beauty)
5. High Sparrow
6. Unella
7. Daenerys
8. Daario
9. Grey Worm
10. Missandei
11. Sam that fat fuck
12. Arya (boring cunt)
13. Meera
14. Walder Frey
15. Tyrion (I actually like him but seeing as he's on her side he must die - still like Varys and Jorah though)
>>69261906
Wholly different circumstances. Aegon II was next in line by law. When Stannis dies there's no-one left of the Baratheon name to take over other than Shireen.
>>69261852
Stannis is a white male anon, he has WHITE PRIVELEGE. you're probably a white male too, aren't you? aren't you ashamed? DND are just restoring balance, and providing us with a sense of social justice. if you don't like it, sorry, but get used to it.
>>69261739
He bought the Stormcrows, though. Thugs.
>>69261116
The sad thing is that Martin is such a bad fucking world builder that the joke names arent too far off from the real ones.
Do TV streams get taken down like sports streams?
>>69261881
1.Brienne
2.Sand Sneks
3.Dany
4.Arya
5.Ellaria Sand
6.Ramsay
>>69261730
King Jaehaerys had incest with his sister and he was fairly honourable.
>>69261997
>AHHH SAVE ME GREYWORM could beat Arthur Dayne
fuck off bookfag
>>69262009
There was no law saying it had to be Aegon.
Especially as Viserys had explicitly made Rhaenyra his heir and given her Dragonstone
>>69262012
Stannis bought the Stormcrows?
>>69261881
everyone except brann and the three eyed raven.
Anyone else feel like GRRM has avoided a lot of criticism from feminists/SJWs because his books were published years ago?
What I mean is, if TWOW comes out this year and there is a scene as bad as the Jeyne stuff from ADWD, he's going to get a shitload of outrage thrown at him right?
>>69261881
Everyone but bad pussy
>>69262052
bed wetter
>>69261997
it's a TV board you buffoon, nobody cares about your goofy book gibberish
>>69262074
Of course, why do you think book 6 is taking so long? Censors
>>69261997
Dayne and Barry are equally matched, confirmed by word of GRRM.
>>69262074
don't worrry, dnd will cleanse the tale of all such outrag by putting a noble white male in their place (ie: shaming them, then killing them).
>>69262097
t. bed wetter
>>69262074
I doubt it. George is a leftie himself, and he's explained many times before it's about the realism in the patriarchal world he's created
>>69260891
Jon is the great others wife's son. Screen cap this.
>>69262074
>"JUST BECAUSE STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPENED DURING WAR TIME DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT IT. IT'S FANTASY - THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE RAPE IN WESTEROS."
>>69261852
Shireen is still a temporary solution to him. He'd rather make Renly the heir than her, until he has male heirs. I'm not sure how Shireen will die in the books, but Stannis would probably burn her only if he knew there was a male heir to succeed him.
>>69260937
Except for the ones that have already been fulfilled though, right?
>>69262074
There will be some drama on Tumblr et al but they'll still gulp it down like they always do.
See: the drama after the Jaime-Cersei scene and the ratings uptick the following ep.
Remember, those people are mentally ill, they cannot be expected to own their words.
>>69262067
In the show, yes.
>>69262151
>but Stannis would probably burn her
haha chadwick summerchild strikes again
>>69262168
Such as?
>>69262116
dawn isn't special at all
it isn't even valyerian steel
does Preston actually lurk these threads?
wear a trip so I can filter you
>>69261823
Nah Jaime will be the commander of next seasons Stark (Arryn) vs Lannister main battle
Jon will lead the Stark side, and Jaime will lead the Lannister side in the iconic battle
If Jon beats Jaime, at that point I would expect Cersei to burn Kings Landing to the ground
>>69261771
Wrong kid died, goddamnit.
>>69262151
>Stannis leaves his strong position to go all the way up to Winterfell just to burn his daughter for no reason.
>>69262074
I doubt it, people don't go so crazy over books, and Gurm is in "their camp" anyway
>>69262093
Meme forcer. Use a fucking tripcode
showfag here
i'm going to need some light airport reading this summer
are the books worth it at this point?
>>69262059
But there was a law, since that's how it has always worked and has been Targ law since Aegon landed. Viserys being the king doesn't make him the law. That's insane inbred Targaryen talk and I'll have none of it in this general.
>>69262194
The STORMCROWS? Are you sure? Stannis bought Daario?
>>69262214
the prophecy told to Cersei
>>69262242
1-3 are solid yes
>>69261275
They are from the north, where it is considered childish to knight someone, much less prance around in gilded plate.
I mean their name is literally "stark"
look it up in the dictionary.
>>69262237
they eat their own all the time though.
his last book was put out in 2011. rape/treatment of women in popular media has became way, way more hot button topic since then.
daily reminder that the tower of joy scene will be butchered and they'll split it between two episodes
>>69262237
What's with fat nerds always bowing down to feminists and stronk womyn.
You don't see the 6'4 jock ever acting like this.
It's always the chubby guy.
>>69262242
>light
lol something else would be better.
