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JUST FUCK MY SHOW UP EDITION

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>>69011231
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>best episode we've had in a long time
>what bookfags were begging and whining for all this time gets added
>LOL WHAT A COMPLETELY SHIT EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS CRINGEY SHIT??? FUCKING HACK&HACK IM NOT WATCHING THIS SHIT SHOW ANYMORE
>next week goes back to watching the next episode like a retarded cuck
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Reminder that this is a fantasy show

Dual weilding works on the rule of cool
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first for DABID
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>EURON HAS NO EYEPATCH
FUCKING
DROPPED
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>>69012098
>>69012098
>>69012098
>wanting pirate shit in a realistic fantasy
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>>69012128
>best episode we've had in a long time

Spot the redditor
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MELLS TITS
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My favouRITE FUCKING CHARACTER IS BACK

FUCKING JOHN SNOW IS ADORABLE

YESS!!!!!!!!
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first for all the old white ebil men dying :))))

i hope theres more sand snakes scenes
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Save this for next week
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9th for this guy
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Now it ends lad
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Reminder
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BRAVO D&D
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>>69010304
I honestly liked this bit, was just an intro for the mountain that showed his sentience and independence, and loyalty

Was pretty funny

>>69010333
>>69010369
Because you have no cock was funny, so was white pussy hair, you're just not wanting to find the show enjoyable and hence finding it worse

Dragon whispering isn't that ridiculous either, he is a targ, dragons are intelligent and can change their minds, and he actually spoke to them unlike Dany
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>>69012134
>> realistic fantasy
>> RE
>>AL
>>IS
>>TICTICTICTOKFRANTICTICTICTOK
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Euron just looks silly now
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>>69012134
>realistic fantasy

>eyepatches aren't realistic

As long as they don't call him Crow's Eye in this it's fine.
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>>69012179
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK IS D&D DOING? WHY DID THEY RECAST THE RAVEN?
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>>69012128
>what bookfags were begging and whining for all this time gets added
Pretty sure I still didn't see good and logical writing.
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>>69012179
>muh D&D vision vs shitty Deviant Art OC

cripple fight much?
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>>69012128

But we all wanted Stannis to get rezzed right????
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shit show but those cgi dragons looked really good
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>just hit puberty and stuck alone in a cave with nothing but a retard, an old man, and boy paralyzed from the waist down

How desperate for dick is Meera? Bet she wished she stayed at that village to get raped every day
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It's been like a year in-show

How has Bran gone from pedo-bait to a grown ass man?
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WHOS FUCKING HYPE FOR JON

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!1
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It wasn't Melisandre's magic that brought him back, right? He was in Ghost all along.
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>>69012179
He looks silly just walled up behind those branches. They could've at least out him on a funky throne like in Season 4. Max is based as him though, and at least the CotF look good.
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nth for another shitty episode.
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TYRION IS TARGARYEN
HE WILL RIDE ONE DRAGON
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>>69012226
>tfw he now serves the Lord of Light as The Red Man
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>Pale as milkglass
Dawn is clearly a modern ceramic kitchen knife
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>>69012225
>in 2 years bran will be a full grown man with six pack abs

Yum
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>that one was half a horse herself

What did he mean by that?
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So what happened to that based black pirate dude and Stannis' fleet?
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>>69012171
so will they be called Sword-s- of the Morning now?
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>>69012130
who dual wilds in the show?
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>>69012272
She has half a horsecock
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Is based gayboy going to make a reappearance and kill a bunch of people
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My mom just told me episode 3-5 leaked again. Is that true or is she a crazy person?
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So much for rickon and dickon being the gay emperors of essos.
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>>69012274
>So what happened to that based black pirate dude and Stannis' fleet?

Good question that will never be answered.
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EURON KING

EURON KING

EURON KING
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>>69012259
Careful not to cut yourself on all that edge
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>Seastone Chair is suddenly named Salt Throne
For what purpose?
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>>69012186
>I honestly liked this bit, was just an intro for the mountain that showed his sentience and independence, and loyalty

Kind of stupid that the zombie member of the Kingsguard is just roving around the city policing unkind talk in bars, but whatever.
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Fucking DnD
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Promise me, Ned
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>>69012168
>spins
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I CANT BELIEVE ROOSE IS FUCKING DEAD.

ITS KIN SLAYING SEASON
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>everyone arya wanted revenge on is dead except cersei

needle vs. mountain when?
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>>69012274
Fucked off once Stannis was killed.
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now that the dust has settled and stannis is confirmed for not coming back... who do we root for m'bros?
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>>69012274

They rescued the Wildlings at Hardhome.and then fucked off I guess
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>>69012297
Finn Jones singed on for Netflix's Iron Fist Loras is fucked this season
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10108767

http://www.strawpoll.me/10108767

http://www.strawpoll.me/10108767
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>>69012297
He prayed the gay away
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>>69012333
ilyn payne's still alive
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>>69012297

Hes going to get ploughed by FrankenMountain
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>>69012274
On his way to KL to fuck Cersei. The War for Cersei's cunt continues.
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>>69012103
still good
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>>69012318
I interpreted it as someone had been spreading rumours and Robert Strong was sent out to btfo the source of them.

Or Cersei remembered that guy, and sent Robert Strong to BTFO him
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>>69012226

>mfw the Wildlings overpower him and burn him alive because they thought he's a White walker
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>>69012179
>Just a guy behind some tree roots

Jesus fucking christ are they even trying?
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>>69012340

Sand Snakes
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>>69012327
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>>69012345
another book spoiler confirmed!
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>>69012278
Bad Poosay wields double daggers
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what if Ramsay teleported his hounds to Jon Snow tho?
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>>69012296
Seriously? I thought it meant her mother was raped by Bloodraven warging into a horse which conceived Lyanna

Fuckign hacks D&D
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>>69012345
Damn

He was one of my favorite characters

He was kind of like Sir Grandpa in that everyone always talked about what a badass fighter he was but we never got to see him fight
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>>69012317
Because it's the Game of Thrones bro, not Game of Chairs

t. DABID
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>>69012380
fuck, she's so beautiful. I had a boner in every episode of 11/22/63.
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>>69012278
Shirtless Ramsay, Karl Tanner
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>>69012179
i also noticed the shitty scenery, they could have at least attach some roots to him, not just place him in a chair behind the fucking roots
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Serious question , will we ever get Lady Stoneheart in the show or has that plot been scrapped?
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>>69012128
predicting something years in advance isn't the same as begging for it, anon-kun
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>>69012098
>>69012207
do you cunts even know what the eyepatch is for? hint, its not because they've lost an eye
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>>69012411
>Serious question , will we ever get Lady Stoneheart in the show or has that plot been scrapped?

Cut
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>>69012331
Yep.
Yara will kill Euron
Arya will kill jon
Jon will kill Sansa
Cersei will kill Tommen
Mace will kill Margaery
Jamie will kill Cersei
Tyrion will kill Jamie
and Dany will kill Jon.
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>>69012179
dude this is my root crib, you can sleep on the floor fuckboi
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>>69012333
>cleganebowl is Arya on sandor's shoulders

>>69012318
Destroy slander at the roots
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>home
theon's going back to winterfell to become the ghost of said winterfell, isn't he
>>69012411
who knows what the brotherhood's been up to if anything
she could be out there theoretically
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Episode 2: The Autist's Take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqaMUM7hzpo
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>>69012411
No

No point in longing for it, it's not going to happen
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>>69012272
Just as how Catherine the Great was half horse herself
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>>69012274
Went back to his life of collecting dwarf cock.
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>>69012317
>>69012402
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>>69012411
Fortunately it looks like it's scrapped
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Why is Ramsay so adamant on killing all his citizens? Who the fuck will be left to tax and farm the fields?
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>wake up
>you are now dagger snek

how hard do you masturbate?
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>>69012424
t. cracked reader
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>>69012427
>Stannis kills Gendery
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>>69012179
wow. this really sums it up.
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Ok guys
listen
guys
listen

what if we insert the eyepatch with photoshop or whatever

most of the scenes are badly lit anyway
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>>69012207
Bloodraven already used the "thousand eyes, and one" line with two eyes, so I wouldn't count on that
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>>69012179
>How long do you want me to sit in this make up chair?
>fuck your roots
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>>69012274
Retcon'd out of existence, like Stannis and Shireen. Davos and his BFF Mel came to the wall after she had a vision about Jon Snow.
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>>69012451
His dogs

Unless brienne comes, then nobody will do it
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>>69012424
Yeah, he's covering up the black eye he doesn't have on the TV show.

>tfw they still call him Crow's Eye on the show
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Can a Drowned man grow back Theon's cock? We've seen magic a lot of times in GoT and growing a penis is a piece of cake than resurrecting dead people...
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FUCKING

JON

SNOW

BACK

CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE IT!!! OMG HE'S LIKE THE HOTTEST GUY ON THE SHOW!!
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>>69012210
Absolutely no problem with this. Max von Sydow is GOAT
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>This can't be happening!
>I'm in charge here!
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Who was that dude on the bridge? Was that the long lost uncle Stark?
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>>69012452
You ever masturbate so much that your penis gets all chafed and puffy?

That much
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>>69012492
Don't forget the soldiers Stannis sent to the Wall with Davos.
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>>69012511
No, but the Drowned God can.
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>>69012513
>Hell yeahz anon! Do you think he will hook up with Kelly C? That would be so epic!!!
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>>69012511
Only the red god can restore theons volcano cock. Soon he will give himself to the lord of light and rise again harder and stronger.
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Why did they drop the Messi-Grey Worm romance subplot?
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>>69012517
He didn't fly so good
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>>69012524
they call each other brother a few times
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>>69012212
This. That's the thing I want and it's still not happening.

>The cunning Roose who's an actually interesting villain allows himself to be stabbed by LE EBIN CARTOON VILLAIN RAMSAY

This season just seems to be devoted to killing off competent, interesting characters to have shitty meme characters take their place and throwing in as many edgy or "WHAT A TWIST" deaths as possible. D&D still think the source of the series' popularity is shocking deaths.
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>>69012544
lack of dicks
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>>69012210
Dude, it's Max von fucking Sydow. Shut your mouth.

>>69012524
Papa Greyjoy's brother. He's basically evil Jack Sparrow.
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>>69012517
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

>>69012524
Pirate Jesus
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Introducing: "Pshhh nothing personal kid"

The character
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>>69012529
Who? Davos and Mel came alone to help Jon. Like Meera and Jojen did for Bran. I love these parallels so much.
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>>69012524
It was former us president jimmy carter
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>>69012554

He has a dick. Only his balls were cut off.
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>>69012543
>Only the red god can restore theons volcano cock.
Unlikely. Vic's arm was just infected, not amputated. Theon will remain cockless forever, regardless of your memes.
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>>69012561
tbf he's even worse in the books
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>>69012554
Size doesn't matter, anon.
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>>69012573
nah, i don't think it works like that
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JON IS BACK GUYS WHERE'S THE HYPE

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING I CAN'T EVEN
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>>69012574
What do you think the cock merchant is for?
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>>69012179
IT JUST KEEPS GROWING
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>>69012369
that would give me some hope desu
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Rate this scene /10

I really don't give a fuck about the Iron Islands storyline so I give it 6/10
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So are the umbers and mormonts coming to snowbowl

Who's side do they take
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>>69012552
>killing off competent, interesting characters

Doran was not this. Trystane was not this. Areo Hotah was not this. Roose is the first interesting character to die.
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>>69012601
Could have been worse, 7/10
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>>69012513
I really love the "ironically pretending to be from reddit" meme
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>>69012369
I was thinking the resurrection would fail this episode and then they would burn him and it would be revealed he was a Targaryen and his corpse would be immune to fire and then he would be resurrected. I should write for this show. Thanks D&D.
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>>69012529
>Don't forget the soldiers Stannis sent to the Wall with Davos.

Don't bother. D&D forget they are even there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtClrV8abKM
It's here guys
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>four (4) rulers/royalty killed in the last 2 episodes
>literally no consequences

:/
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JON WARGED INTO GHOST

MELLY MAGIC HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
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>>69012561
This show is full of meme characters anyway, at least he's entertaining
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We haven't really had a good look at Euron yet, have we? Could be he is missing an eye, and we just can't tell. The shot of him in the trailer has him with his eyes closed, and the bridge scene was too dark to make him out properly.
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>>69012601
The only thing missing is his eyepatch, so 8/10 it was pretty good
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>>69012587
>Jonfags too stupid to realize their mary sue was never in any real danger.
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>>69012601
I actually liked it. So far they seem to get Euron.
7/10, nothing ground breaking, but bretty good
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>>69012514
Max is GOAT but it's pretty apparent that they could have cast literally any old character actor as he's probably not going to get that many actual scenes.
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>>69012627
>Tommen dies
>nobody gives a shit
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>>69012606
>Doran was not this

Well maybe not in the show where they were quick to kill him off without developing his character. He certainly could have been if they'd bothered.
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>>69012620
Targ are not immune to fire. They burn just fine.
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>>69012146
Hightower book conspiracy confirmed
Gerold was there to kill lyanna and jon
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How did Roose not see that coming a mile away? The guy raises a psychopathic son, bullies him every chance he gets, tells him he;ll be replaced by his biological son, and then *doesn't* keep his fucking distance after the son is born?

I thought Roose was supposed to be intelligent. He should have killed Ramsay ages ago.
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>>69012628
Warging wouldn't bring his body back to life
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>>69012601

I really enjoyed this scene. My favorite scene of the episode. Don't understand the hate. Is it because he doesn't have an eyepatch?
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>>69012627
The consequences are that ramsay is gonna do a bunch of stupid shit and the boltons are going to get massacred

He's had it coming for a while now
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>>69012601
i don't really care about the 'i am the storm/drowned god' bs, i don't see why people are freaking out about that

he could just be a zealot or believe crazy stuff, who cares

was a good scene
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>>69012621

>there’s some baratheon soldier sitting at the shadow tower wondering where the fuck things went wrong

Makes me cry
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>JON
>BACK
FUCKING AMAZING
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>>69012589
It's never been shown the LoL can reattach limbs.
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>>69012601
Okay lets talk about something

>euron is at sea
>nobody around except his crew
>he goes mad
>they tie him to the mast so he doesn't drown himself
>in revenge he cuts all their tongues out

okay now how does this story get spread around? How does Balon learn it?
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>>69012601
10/10 Euron is GOAT
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>>69012662
Says who?
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>>69012645
He does fuck all in the books too. He's always waiting for some convoluted plan to come to fruitiion and it NEVER DOES.
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>>69012602
I do hope that shit Ramsay said about the three houses having more power than the rest is wishful thinking that he would get their support and not actual fact.

Greatjon Umber is the staunchest Stark ally and the Umbers are generally the most honourable and stubborn bunch in the North.

...if they turn Greatjon or the Umbers into traitors that would be 0/10 shitty writing.

The Umbers fought like mad during the Red Wedding, iirc Smalljon was caught and kept by Fray to ensure no uprising in the North while Greatjon managed to escape after fucking up a dozen of Frays
We hoped he would team up with the based Blackfish
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Why did Davos want Jon to be resurrected in todays episode?
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>>69012554
Needs a volcano cock
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So what's the sand snake's issue? That Doran didn't start an unwinnable war with a numerically superior foe to avenge the deaths of 4 family members?
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>>69012601
it looked good but making Euron the one who kills him makes Balon look like a total moron, as opposed to a long-term strategic incompetent. .
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HE'S FUCKING RESURRECTED GUYS
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>>69012681
Euron told someone because he's an absolute madman. That or it's a rumor.
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SHOW DONT FUCKING WATCH IT AND POST ON GOT FUCK OFF YOU TWATS YOU ARE RUINING THE GODDAMN GENERAL REEEEEEEEE
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Is it time to admit that CIA is the worst at the Game of Thrones and all that his mastermind scheming accomplished was a piece of shit destroyed castle for himself and getting Sansa raped with nothing to show for it
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>>69012709
>>69012720
underage fag GTFO
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>>69012681
>be another ship captain, see the spooky captain from the iron islands at this port. talk to his crew, they mention they've been discussing tying the guy to the mast he's been acting so erratically.

>run into this same ship at another port. same pirate you talked to at the tavern last time suddenly doesn't want to talk. he opens his mouth at you.
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>>69012601
cringe-core 0/10
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>>69012626
All those hipsters would've been pretty triggered this ep
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>>69012665
it's because Balon's behavior makes no fucking sense.
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>>69012649
Then what about the queen of boring who we were thankfully spared from this episode?
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AYO HOL UP

Let's say Tommen dies but his death is the only death and nobody else in the Lannister family dies.

Cersei lives, Jaime lives, Kevan lives, Lancel lives.

What happens then?

Who becomes King?

Seeing as the Baratheons would (officially) become extinct - who rules now?
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help me out niggers, I can't remember something about the books

wasn't Balon supposedly killed by a faceless man sent by Euron?
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JON IS FUCKING BACK WHY ARE YOU NOT EXCITED
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>>69012706
>So what's the sand snake's issue? That Doran was a weakling and a coward who didn't love his brother enough to avenge his death?

Yes
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>>69012723

>nothing to show for it
>literally owns harrenhall and the vale

Wew
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>Reddit/Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr: OMG JON SNOW

>/got/: NO MY ROOSE. hey look, euron

patrician taste lads
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>yfw every single major character death so far this season has been kinslaying
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>"We do not sow"
>Theon has no dick and literally CANNOT sow

POETRY
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>>69012736
>Seeing as the Baratheons would (officially) become extinct - who rules now?

High Sparrow.
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>>69012511
This was one of my favorite scenes first seasons. The soundtrack, the feels.
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>>69012644
well no one seems to have given a shit since Myrcella died, so...
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>>69012631
Protip
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>>69012695
That's what you think short-sighted pleb

>>69012573
No, they take everything from the unsullied, meat and the veg
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>>69012736
That would make Margaery queen
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>>69012736
>Who becomes King?

Euron.
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>>69012681
Ship comes back to harbour
No cunt cant speak cos they've had their tongues cut out
Word spreads.
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>>69012748
literally who?
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>>69012723
he got his revenge on cat and the starks though
i'd be pretty happy if i were him chlling at the eyrie
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>>69012695
Do you have fucking ADHD? It's not as if he's been sitting around for years going "any day now", the plan was always going to take more time than has elapsed in the series so far.
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>>69012723
>he thinks CIA cares about sansa
She is using her to find her long lost uncle, Bane Stark.
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Roose should've been smart enough to see this coming.
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>>69012736
its already said that kevan is dead
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>>69012736
Tyrion
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>>69012726
That, or Euron straight up told everyone: "I cut out their tongues because they tied me to a mast. That'll show them not to think me mad" or some shit. I'm fine with that explanation, really.
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>>69012753
ARE YOU KIDDING ME

YOU'RE NOT EXCITED THAT JON FUCKING SNOW IS BACK
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>>69012745
I honestly thought Balon already got killed in the show not long after Stannis burned the leeches
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>>69012736
dany since shes the only living targ relative
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>>69012745
Euron is a faceless man you dumb fuck
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So what's Ramsey's gift going to be in episode 3?
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>>69012665
Because apparently long lost Euron just walked on in and murdered his brother after a few edgy lines about he's a god. No setup to who Euron is or anything. Not to mention we can't see or hear shit over storm and darkness.

Sadly it could have been worse but that was messy as fuck. Hopefully Euron at least snuck out without anyone seeing him even though that sound retarded.
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>>69012703
Because plot I guess.
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>>69012736
Daenerys unless there are minor unnamed Baratheons running around.
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>>69012698
Hopefully jon having the mormont sword will keep them on his side too

Like this show has been just bad shit happening to the good guys and everything working out perfectly for the bad guys for like, three seasons in a row

Im ready for the Boltons to just get fucking curb stomped hard
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>>69012768

Isn't that a death sentence. I mean, you'll have a gaping wound you need to pee out of. It's basically a guaranteed infection
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>>69012745

nah he fell off the bridge between keeps and then Euron showed up the next day, nuffin' suspicious tbqh
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>>69012729

He was obviously drunk. People get drunk.
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>>69012681
hmmmmmm maybe someone knew how to write
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>based High Bernie giving it to the 1%
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>>69012783

Living in Winterfell magically makes people lose their ability to think logically and predict outcomes.It explains Ned Robb Jon and Theon pretty well
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>>69012803
are you fucking with me anon

Because I haven't read the books in a long fucking time, and I remember the little dwarf on the hill telling something about a man without a face standing on a bridge with a drowned crow covered in seaweed on his shoulder
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>>69012703
They need a leader
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>>69012736
it becomes a free for all in kingslanding. Seeing how there's an army of tyrells in kingslanding they'll become the new rulers.
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NO ONE IS REPLYING TO ME ABOUT JON BEING BACK

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING WEBSITE FOR GAME OF THRONES

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FAGGOTS\

HE'S. FUCKING. BACK
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>>69012723
What the fuck is salsa wearing in this pic?
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>>69012820
He was trying to make a leap
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I for one got pretty excited during tyrion dragon scene because of the fate of the Dorne guy(forgot his name) that got burnt by the dragons.
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>>69012804
Rickon
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My memory is shitty but what happened to that hooker from winterfell?
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>>69012750
The folks at the Vale are getting suspicious and harrenhall is a dump
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How did Ned and Howland manage to tear down the entire tower and build 8 burial mounds out of of the blocks with their bare hands?

Wouldn't it have been much easier and taken to have at least returned Gerold's body to Ashara? Ned did go to the trouble ot taking the sword back to Ashara on the way bac to the North with his sister's son
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>>69012850
Professor X's bald cap from XMen
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>from Qarth to Oldtown

ONE
FUCKING
JOB
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>>69012723
the only thing CIA has fucked up is not keeping Sansa with him so she can sit on his lap and address him as "father", which actually happens in the books by the way.
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>>69012845

h. reddit
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>>69012856
Quentyn. And lol.
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>>69012680
Never seen anyone try. Essos is full of eunuchs needing new cocks. You only have to give yourself to the one true god to be saved.
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>>69012845
That's because Jon isn't even in the top 5 best characters, and neither is Tyrion.
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Just managed to stream it

Who was thinking that the final scene was the curtain call on Jon...
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>>69012826
>not-medieval england
>know how to write

pick one senpai
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>>69012862
got killed by jeoffreys crossbow, bc she was spying on little finger and warned sansa about him at some point
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>>69012748
Because he was gone for one fucking episode, and it so retardedly obvious he was coming back as soon as he got whacked

He was never really gone
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>>69012853
Fucking lel
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OMG JON SNOWWWWWWW
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>>69012601
I don't understand how anyone got that Euron is a drowned god zealot from the scene. It was established by Balon that Euron is mocking the old ways, as he does in the books. His claim that he is both the drowned god and the storm god even though the two figures are constantly at war also fits his character. Euron is self-aggrandizing and will literally take, hoard, and use every scrap of magic he can find. He is without scruples, a vulture who is feasting on Westeros's corpse. Him likening himself to both gods fits his characterization, as cringey as it may sound.

Also, Tyrion's "jokes", Dorne, and Ramsey the shirtless unbeatable edgelord pretty much destroyed my cringe reflex at this point. Maybe that's why I don't have a problem with that scene.
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>>69012816
They probably cauterise all of it except the urethra

The people who get to that stage are the hardiest ones anyway
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>>69012723
>owns the vale, a rich, unseizable land
>has nothing to show for it
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>>69012845
here's your reply
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>>69012698

And yet they are handing Rickon over to Ramsay next episode. At least they name dropped the Manderly's though.
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>>69012891
>and neither is Tyrion
ARE YOU LITERALLY FUCKING SPASTIC TYRION IS THE BEST, EVERYONE AGREES WITH THIS. JON IS A VERY CLOSE SECOND.
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>>69012873
It was a clue that Euron has Qarthian warlocks and Oldtown Maesters as hostages and he's been learning black magic from them.
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>>69012873
>Implying the writers remembered Qarth exists
We literally haven't heard anything from the Warlocks since the first episode of season three. And they killed of Xaro Xhoan Daxos.
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>>69012804
Rickon and/or Osha. Jon's going to get some form of the Pink Letter from Ramsay, demanding Sansa and Theon back, or he's going to kill Rickon.

I've got a feeling they're the flayed burning bodies we saw during one of the trailers.
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>>69012873
Changing "I serve ten thousand gods" to "I am the Drowned God" was like ten times worse.
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>>69012698
>...if they turn Greatjon or the Umbers into traitors that would be 0/10 shitty writing.
That's what the trailers show.

Umbers bringing Rickon to Ramsay.

The Karstarks I understand, but the Umbers? What the fuck? Ramsay also inferred that he has the Manderleys on his side.

Then who's left to the Starks?

The fucking MORMONTS?
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOME FUCKING MORMONTS?
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>>69012845
Probably because most people saw the episode after it aired, have settled down, and been more concerned with different topics of discussion. Also most people expected this to happen since last season I would say.
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> be iron bank
> lannisters refuse to pay back your seven million gold loan
> loan Stannis enough money to buy an army and navy
> he's dead now

Bail out when?
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>there are people on this planet that are unironically shocked that Jon Snow got resurrected
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Am I the only person that like this character?
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