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>>69008881
Anyone else not watching the episodes but still waiting for the burlington bar reactions?
Really wanted to fuck Cersei during this episode lads
First for Azor Ashort
Is Yara Greyjoy a lesbian in the books? If not, why is she in the show?
Why didn't Roose have personal bodyguards? What bs lord doesn't have those..
>>69009992
>Benihoffstein
>Weissberg
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[YouTube] Westeros.org on Game of Thrones: Episode 2, "Home" (embed)
>>69009992
Men can't be lesbians though and it's obviously a man
>The fight will start off with 6 vs 2 (Dayne and Whent). You can see Dayne already has Dawn out here.
>Howland Reed is hiding someone like a chichenshit
>Whent kills at least one northerner as seen in the trailer and then gets killed himself
>Dayne vs 4/5
>Dayne destroys the northerners and its him and Ned left
>Dayne about to kill Ned when Howland stabs him in the back
>>69009992
bisexual. she was clearly getting off on theon fingering her.
>>69009988
nth for Sansa for scale
>>69009992
No she fucks dudes in the books. Then again so do dany and cersei and they both lez out a different points.
>>69009992
>Yara Greyjoy
who?
Are D&D still on a high after the red wedding?
>Killing Doran and Trystane for the sake of killing
>Killing Roose for the sake of killing
girl cock
>>69010000
Apparently it's open season on high lords.
>>69010000
most lords wouldn't have a personal bodyguard around when they're with their family
i'm not sure why roose trusted ramsay so much when he's shown he's capable of doing just that
>>69010027
Reminder that Davos is a foot in the grave
Looks good desu.
>>69010024
Best Girl
>>69010027
>murders twists betrayals
>mfw that is the sum of D&D's understanding of asoiaf
>>69009988
He's not short. They are literally twelve feet tall.
Did anybody else remember Desmond when he was talking?
>>69010027
>but when GURM does it its never just for the sake of killing and shock value!!
>>69010027
They just wanted Ramsey to go full LOL I'M EVIL >:D
It's easier to write that shit, instead of the politics of the northern houses.
>>69010059
forgot they changed Asha's name
she's p ugly desu
>>69010044
He wasn't with his 'family' though. And even that wouldn't apply to real people in similar places of power.
>>69010049
New whore Davos can rot in the seven hells.
I'm really hoping that they're rushing the first few episodes to set the stage for a good mid-late season with a cohesive story
>>69010044
He really did think of him as a son, it made him oversee that.
Could the Umbers be setting a trap for Bolton with the "gift" ?
>>69010049
DELETE THIS
>>69010053
Wait, let me get this straight. They couldn't be bothered to hire a couple of extra Kingsguard actors, so they just gave him two swords and had him fight them all at once?
Guys, will CIA turn on Jon? I mean, if he's alive he has the primary claim to the North
>>69010049
>Davos dies
>Mel dies
>Little finger dies
>Tommen dies
>Cersi dies
>Kevan Lannister dies
>>69010086
GURM actually knows how to write unlike Dumb & Dumber
>>69010014
So where's Gerold Hightower? Several show-specific sources have stated that Dayne, Whent and Hightower were all at the ToJ.
>>69010084
Of course. Henry Ian Cusick should be in GoT.
>>69010094
Your never going to fuck supermodels. Get used to having low standards if you ever want snatch.
>>69009992
Why wasn't she cast based on her description?
>skinny
>long dark hair
>nose a little too big
>attractive
She was even introduced in the same episode. What the fuck, DND?
Every time I hear that fucking wine filling sound effect I just know it's gonna be a shit scene
>>69009992
the rapeplay scene in the books would have been too Problematic and introducing a male love interest for her would have taken too long. so hey, just make her fuck women.
plus the character isn't very feminine looking and apparently it's still politically correct to go butch = lesbian even though that literally pigeonholes all straight women into looking girly.
torrent where? everything's getting dmca'd and I don't know what torrent to pick
>>69010121
THE HORN GOES DO DOOOOOO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EBIN 10/10 MODERN DAY TOLKEIN
OMG TOLKEIN IS SHIT THOUGH CUZ HE DOES GOOD VS EVIL :)
t. GURMcuck
Will Ramsay be outed as a mtf trans?
>>69010161
Is this what being 14 is like?
>>69010128
>thinking that dabids remember their own show
>Le ebul Ramsay wankfest power hour
>>69010157
Holy shit.
>book
>Dragons are unchained, they immediately kill the man that frees them and terrorize the city eating and killing whomever they please
>show
>THANK YOU TYRION-SAMA WE GO TO SLEEP LIKE GOOD BOYS NOW
>>69010128
"Gerold Hightower" is what Arthur Dayne calls his second sword. It even got its own place in the Kingsguard.
STARK STARK STARK STARK STARK STARK !!!!
what happened to all those Euron = Daario fellas? They sure were a loud bunch until recently
Characters most butchered in the episode:
>Davos
>Euron
>Roose
>Varys
>>69010014
DAYNE?
>>69010186
How the fuck can anyone stop Ramsey, his 20 good men, and teleporting hounds?
Reminder the snow outside winterfell melts before battle of the bastards.
>>69010086
GRRM doesn't kill major characters for shock value. In the books, Robb was on a downward spiral. He was basically boned at that point, the Red Wedding was just the coup de grace. In the show, d&d had him planning an attack on Casterly Rock, geniuses that they are, so that the deaths would come as more of a shock.
Seriously, reread that chapter where Robb's forces are camped at Oldstones. it's pouring rain, Cat is thinking about the story of Jenny of Oldstones, Robb declares Jon his heir, and you know things are coming to an end.
Who else can't wait for the reveal that Ramsay fucks his dogs? Pretty much everything he does now is centered around them
>>69010159
She's literally being played by Russell Crowe. Of course he'd ask for a chick.
>>69010179
You mean literally writing the horn going DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Yes, that's probably what it's like.
>>69010157
fuck I'm going to hear this every time now aren't I?
>>69010196
>he thinks Quentyn is dead
>>69010209
You forgot
>Tyrion
>Balon
>Euron
>Cersei
>>69010196
That's because Tyrion is a Targaryen.
>>69010212
Only Brienne stands a chance desu, and that's assuming she receives her usual advantage of the enemy being wounded.
>>69010196
>Quentyn
>Disposable literally who
>Le witty imp
>Plot armour out his fucking ass
>>69010242
Balon seemed pretty spot-on to me.
Anyone else finding Tyrion's banter game to be weak as fuck?
I get that he's not in his right element, but come on, this shit is borderline fanfic.
>>69010161
I actually really think /got/ would be better with more posts like this. it would better represent how I feel about story at this point.
>>69010253
Quentyn = Tyrion.
They're both short blonde Dornishmen. It fits.
>>69010268
>implying the bridge scene wasn't retarded as hell.
>Doran gets offed by Ellaria but she makes it clear that all of Dorne has contempt for him so they wouldn't stop this murder
>Roose gets offed by Ramsay but the people witnessing don't do anything because......*?*
>>69010223
Well, in the books he was planning an attack on Moat Cailin so there was a glimmer of hope at least.
lol
>The next time I have an idea like that punch me in the cock
What did he mean by this?
>>69010120
Great fucking picture
I need more like this
>>69010209
Everyone was pretty out of character except maybe Yara.
IAN MCSHANE WHEN?
>>69010196
> season 5
> dragons are beast khaleesi, not you children. they cant be tamed.
> the consistently leash out even against their mother
> season 6
> starving dragons rotting in captivity
> am just scaly puppers lol
>2 episodes
>>69010321
Fucking perfect, thanks
>>69010011
Watched some of it and it wasnt as autistic as I expected, she gave the show some credit
lel @ Elio being too butthurt to even keep watching
>>69010318
Yeah. Theon should have really gone North to take the black. Alfie acting was great though.
What the fuck guys? What happened? This was a genuinely good episode, and I've hated every single episode since season 3. Sure,, Roose getting rekt like that was silly, and Arya sucks as always, but I was actually fucking enjoying myself. I can't even think of any good memes.
>>69010287
But Balon himself was true to his character in the books. He was a fucking retard there too.
>>69010209
Roose's heir
>not knowing what happens in every scene and who dies beforehand
Holy shit is this how showfags have felt all these years? It's weird.
>>69010333
>not posting the full version
>>69010304
This needs big guy subtitles
>>69010300
He was planning to retake the North and unfuck his kingdom, but his war on the Lannisters was a lost cause. I loved how dreary and depressing the Cat chapters in ASOS were, but d&d had to go for the low-hanging fruit.
>See the new ep trailer
>Wildlings think John Snow is a god now
Huh...what?
>>69010347
Your standards have just progressively been getting lower and lower
>>69010382
it's like the ewoks with c3po
>>69010347
I have no idea what you mean by your last sentence.
And the episode was fucking garbage, they killed anyone who could everyone who could actually act.
daily reminder this is benjen stark
>>69010273
>Anyone else finding Tyrion's banter game to be weak as fuck?
it's like Legend of Korra where they didn't hire comedy writers so there were parts of each episode where they had clearly written BOLIN SAYS SOMETHING FUNNY as a stopgap and just filled it in with whatever the voice actor came up with on the day.
>>69010198
kek
Reminder
Also, I must say I enjoyed this episode lads. Even with D&D's general faggotry the actors salvage some scenes through sheer talent.
>inb4 Tower of Joy is butchered
plz no
Does anyone have any caps of the young starks?
Brans scenes are gonna be good this season
>>69010198
Mild chuckle, good one
>>69010347
> Roose getting rekt by his retarded children
> tyrion "the dragon tamer" lannister
> Belon getting defenestrate for no apparent reason
> the literally "this charachter is a fan favorite we cant let him die" resurecction
ywahm it was a breddy good episode.
>>69010382
Dude named Jesus died and came back to life. Now everyone is calling him a god or some shit for 2000 years?? Huh what
>>69010403
The rider or man on foot? What would you say is the context of the scene?
>SALT
>THRONE
>>69010354
in the books there could have been literally anyone on the bridge because it was a Faceless Man. it could have looked like one of his servants or saltwives.
if it's Euron just fucking appearing out of nowhere Balon would have called his 20 good ironborn immediately. Euron doesn't have a death wish in the books
>tfw the season is saved by meme magic
>>69010369
>beaming sneks
My fucking sides are ruined now.
>>69010347
Euron was pretty memetastic
>>69010438
The last two are book-accurate, and Ramsay is probably going to turn on Roose in the books too.
I'm calling off work today. Its a Snow day.
>>69010428
I got you senpai. I hope you are not pedofag.
>>69010391
No. I've consistently hated everything. Almost every scene, absolute shit. This one was competent. It wasn't brilliant, but it didn't JUST anything up.
>>69010401
Davos is still awesome.
You people are just unwilling to admit that this wasn't even bad, because you're not being objective. It wasn't the best thing I've ever seen, but I'll go so far as saying it was good. Not just good for GoT, but good.
>>69010408
>they didn't hire comedy writers
The best drama writers are also the funniest. See: The Sopranos.
>>69010488
what a beautiful girl. an absolute 10
>>69010488
>Podrick on the right
>>69010470
Guessing you are pointing out the squares around the wounds?
>>69010441
Yeah the wildling have never seen anyone come back from the dead.
>>69010223
getting upset about season 3 is fucking ridiculous given how much worse the show has gotten since season 5. your priorities are fucked.
>>69010488
Who is that beautiful creature next to wolverine?
I want to bang her.
>>69010497
>>69010488
Wicked, cheers boys
>>69010470loss
>>69010147
already shagged 12 girls mate, most of them were reasonably fit
a couple of chubby ones when I was hammered, but none of them looked worse than yara
>>69010438
Roose dying was silly, sure, but Tyrion freeing the dragons wasn't bad. They specifically said that the dragons are very intelligent and shit. Didn't ruin anything for me. Balon was hinted at being killed by Euron anyway, don't know what you're talking about. Jon was so fucking CLEARLY getting ressed no matter what. We've been talking about it for literally years.
It was a good episode, you curmudgeon fucks. The first since, I don't know, season 2 or some shit, but it was good.
>>69010346
Wait wait wait, that just reminds me, why the fuck is Kevan still alive? I mean, I loved his character in the books so I would be happy but he barely gets any screentime at all, and even when he does of course he gets no fucking lines at all. Might as well fucking kill him just for consistency.
>>69010454
The rider, it's north of the wall and there's barely any people out there right now.
Not so sure of the context but i'd say its benjen killing a wight
I'm not holding out much hope but I will seriously blow my load if Stannis returns next episodes and kills Ramsay as the 'surprise'
Plz D&D surely that isn't too much to ask judging by the crap you've already put into the show.
Based lil Benjen
>>69010344
>Alfie acting was great though.
the role is actually pretty easy at this point given that he only has to express one emotion in all his scenes.
>>69010490
> thinking ramsay could ever land a hand on roose
In the books he's literally retarded and Roose has basically outsmarted Tywin. The only way he can die at the hands of his bastard is if:
> Ramsay kills him in a fit of rage and gets immediately BTFO by his father's bannermen
> GRRM goest full retard which he may as well do.
>>69010489
He's also memetastic as FUCK in the books. Maybe "I am the storm" or whatever it was was a liiiittle over the top, but I can let that shit slide.
>/tv/ actually thought they would get Sean Bean back for Tower of Joy
>soon
One thing that does actually grate on me a little bit is DnDs obsession with kinslaying.
I swear most deaths are due to it, and its supposed to be a huuuuge no-no in Westeros
Who is the next beetle to be crushed in D&D's sick twisted game?
Yara Victarion for sure then or what?
>>69010357
>vlc pleb
Filtered.
>>69010515
No, they haven't.
>>69010516
Don't worry, I'm bitching my fair share at season 6.
>>69010535
>>>/qst/
Wrong board mate.
>>69010488
>>69010497
I want to put my penis inside of that girl.
>>69010210
arthur
>>69010546
Cool thanks.
>>69010588
>What are wights?
>>69010499
>No. I've consistently hated everything. Almost every scene, absolute shit. This one was competent. It wasn't brilliant, but it didn't JUST anything up.
So you've hated a show utterly for three years, and you decide the most sensible course of action is to keep watching it?
Are you a masochist, or something?
>>69010582
>I swear most deaths are due to it, and its supposed to be a huuuuge no-no in Westeros
Only Stannis seem to have gave a shit and he didn't even "technically" kill his brother.
>>69009924
>they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>69010499
Like I said, surprisingly good indeed.
>>69010587
We had this debate in 2008, already settled VLC is the best, get with the times.
>>69010598
BELLS
>>69010597
>girl
>>69009924
IS STANNIS THE GIFT?
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>>69010585
Yeah, Victarion's cut. The HBO website does confirm that the Drowned Priest at Balon's funeral actually is Aeron Damphair though.
>Cersei actually licked her lips
>>69010621
It's Rickon holding Stannis' head
>>69010515
Not like Jon
>man that manages to save a fuck ton of them by letting them through the wall
>dies
>comes back
>is not undead
Pretty messianic
>>69010597
Well, she is supposed to be an absolute beauty. I hope they found a matching actress for the ToJ scenes when she is older.
>>69010603
Not that guy, but at this point you either watch the show or you have to bend over backwards to avoid getting spoiled. Anyway, got manages to be reasonably entertaining in spite of d&d's hack work.
>>69010621
no they already have his corpse
it's Rickon.
>>69010566
No one thought that.
>>69010621
it's Rickon 100% confirmed
>>69010595
after 3 years of uni I've not even batted particularly above average
especially given most of them were when I was in first year
>>69010623
>tfw always read Damphair as Dam phair instead of Damp Hair until last week
I feel pretty stupid tbqh lads.
>>69010621
No, it's more likely Rickon. But Stannis lives based on Brienne's subtle line of "difficult decisions" and Roose's question of Stannis' body.
>>69010509
>>69010527
>>69010597
Rhaegar and Robert were right to start a war over her, I'd burn the whole world if that was what it took.
>DEATH, AFTER DEATH, AFTER DEATH
>ALMOST ALL OF THEM CAUSED BY FAMILY MEMBERS
WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET A ONE ON ONE BATTLE TO THE DEATH BETWEEN TWO KINGS?
>>69010659
same here lel
>Max von Sydow as treebeard
>>69010588
Do you even watch this show? At this point most wildings are reanimated zombies.
> hypocrite drunk priest turns fervid credent in the face of tragedy
> fanatic priestess goes full atheist after being btfo by his god left and right
> despite the opposite paths both achieve the same fucking result
B R A V O D & D
1 0 0 % P O T T E R Y
>>69010666
>her
Rhaegar and Robert were faggots mate
>>69010210
DAYNE?
>>69010053
>Fucking dual wielding
Why do they have to ruin everything?
>>69010666
She is a fucking 11. Great replacement for the loss of season 1 Dany.
>>69010488
TITS WHEN?
Maybe we will get the full speech in an upcoming episode. Those lines could just be his "thing" in the show. I mean, plenty of other character have done shit like that. I want the full effect though, him belting it off in front a host of other Ironborn and then KING CROWS EYE EURON EURON KING while Yara sloops away.
GUYS! so that guy who leaked that pic of Melly lying on Jon... that scene hasn't happened yet. WHEN?
>>69010703
that was a shoop anon
>>69010665
>But Stannis lives based on Brienne's subtle line of "difficult decisions"
Yup 100% confirmed at this point.
>the way they cut before she sank her sword in stannis
>GRRM confirmed Stannis is alive in the books
>Ramsey's look on his face when Roose talks about Stannis
>Brienne's "difficult decisions"
You have to be a retarded faggot not to see he's alive.
>>69010644
Even news outlets are spoiling it soon after the episode, it's getting fucking ridiculous
>>69010583
Maybe if DD didn't have you burn your daughter for no reason.
>>69010703
>leaked
>>69010703
It was fake as fuck.
>>69010695
Isn't humanly possible for one guy with one sword to hold off four other swordsmen.
>>69010699
she's a child, retard
>>69010701
They better not butcher his big speech
>I say, all of Westeros is dying.
>I AM THE WESTEROS
>Trystane was on the boat back to King Slanding with Jamie and Myrcella
>>69010414
>my dick is confused
>>69010703
>lying
>>69010719
I really liked that shot. It's not often you get to put a map in context.
>>69010607
Killed his daughter though
>>69010734
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>>69010640
Undead is undead. Tormond should have been scared shitless of blood magic and of all people the wildlings should fear what Jon has become.
>>69010690
BANEFORT?
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Banefort
>>69010758
>Killed his daughter though
Yeah and he was super happy about it? Right?
>>69010719
that sure is a long walk from the sept
>>69010304
What was the actual point of this scene apart from amusing viewers?
>>69010733
While I agree with the logic behind your post...
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ARTHUR DAYNE USING A MAGIC INFUSED SWORD FORGED FROM A DAMN RADIOACTIVE METEORITE
Rules and logi do not apply.
>>69010770
Oh he feels bad? That's okay then.
>>69010774
>What was the actual point of this scene apart from amusing viewers?
Nothing.
>>69010747
I'm a sucker for all wider King's Landing shots. It's a beautiful city.
In the preview for episode 3, one of the Northern Lords arrives at Winterfell, and Ramsay asks "Why have you come to Winterfell?", to which the Lord replies "I brought you a gift", and Ramsay smiles.
Could this be Theon pretending to be Reek again, so that he can kill Ramsay? I'd really like that.
It could be what he meant when he said he was going 'home' too.
What do you guys think? Do you think Theon will kill Ramsay this season, or at least have a hand in his downfall?
Anyone else think Cersei is even hotter with short hair?
>what is dead may never die
...what? why would something die twice anyway? if you're dead you're dead, that's it.
>>69010161
t. D&D
>>69010803
it's rickon you fucking redditor
>>69010011
Watching now. No major autism yet, in fact she's pretty bang on
>>69010762
Not nearly soon enough.
Looks like that implies her career'll last till she's 18.
Let's just hope she beats puberty. I don't want another Chloe on our hands, especially considering how pretty this one is.
>>69010811
Exactly.
>Theon becomes king
>realizes he can't help the starks because they are all dead now because of him
So what's Jon's plan? March a smaller army against a fucking giant castle after Stannis did the same thing and got BTFO?
>>69010741
We know he is going to give the speech, so will Yara. She even took parts of it in yesterday's episode with the mentioning of stones and pine ones. Kings Moot happens, full ham Euron and the horn.
If we are lucky, if we are stupid fucking lucky we might get to see the Qarthian sorcerers as well as Euron wrecking the Tyrell fleets.
>>69010811
Memory.
>>69010742
And? That contradicts nothing. What DOES make no sense is Obara and Nymeria both being shown at the dock as the boat leaves, then on the boat later with Trystane not being surprised to see them.
>>69010774
To show that most people who wronged the Lannisters will get fucked up this season
>>69010776
I agree it would have been awesome if they had found a swordsman actually able to make the fight work armed with one sword. But it was never gonna happen. If they want to make him look like a badass I guess this is the next best thing.
>>69010803
Its rickon
>>69010821
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69010806
fuck no
>>69010603
>Are you a masochist, or something?
No. I watch for memes and for the story. Now that I know Jon will res, it's been worth it.
Show-GoT is like a decent story tale told by a retarded child.
>>69010774
It shows that Frankenmountain's going to be on a rampage.
>>69010823
Wouldn't Ramsay immediately kill Rickon?
>>69010768
CLEGANE?
PAYNE?
SKANE?
>>69010836
>We know he is going to give the speech, so will Yara.
They're gonna mangle it, bro.
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Thoros
>"Thoros, commonly known as Thoros of Myr, is a recurring character in the third and sixth seasons."
He's coming back?
>>69010835
>So what's Jon's plan? March a smaller army against a fucking giant castle after Stannis did the same thing and got BTFO?
Don't forget 20 GOOD MEN
>>69010806
Not at all
>>69010826
I want her to go full autism rage.
It really turns me on.
>tfw Linda will never pin me down and rape me in frustration
Is it sad that I don't even remember that GoT airs unless I come to /tv/?
>>69010210
PAYNE!
>>69010000
He saw the last episode and realized they're fucking useless
>>69010223
I'm just listening through the chapter where Ruse feasts Jamie in Harrenhal and it's obvious Robb is doomed. They set this up since the beginning of book 3.
>>69010855
CUTE
>>69010866
Why waste a valuable hostage?
>then again this is the same Ramsay who could easily have used Walda as a hostage for Frey support
So Tyrion was able to get that close to the dragons because they sensed he's a Targaryen, right?
>>69010806
Her skin is better this season. Her cleavage looked fucking radiant.
>>69010843
>>69010823
So....so is Rickon going to get the Theon treatment?
>>69010866
Pink letter bait. Jon give me sansa or your brother dies.
>>69010688
>>69010695
>>69010741
>>69010774
Clearly the book-reading bed-wetting beta brigade will whine about literally anything.
>>69010595
SAVAGE
>>69010842
Agreed.
>>69010830
>theon becomes king
>>69009924
I'M NOT IN STORM
I AM THE STORM BROTHER
>>69010602
There's a difference between a zombie risen again, and a man who was once dead now walking and talking.
why does the Lord of Light theme song sound so grim and evil? it means he will turn out to be evil, right?
>>69010812
>>69010296
>>69010220
If you retarded memers actually read the books, you would know that GURM's writing is literally that clumsy.
Re-read the battle of the green fork chapter.
DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
It's fucking cringeworthy.
>>69010621
He's not dead, that was venom Stannis. It's all a ruse by Davos and the Iron Bank.
KING BALON, I'm LAST STORM
>>69010871
Yep. No word on Beric though.
>>69010210
>tfw you'll never unload your massive, thick, white, hot load on those eyebrows and freckled face
>>69010910
Why would Jon believe it's Rickon when Theon said he killed him years ago
>>69010912
>fag going on about bed-wetting again
Put on a trip so we can filter you.
Reminder this was the most beautifully acted scene of the episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIVfdfV2M9g
>>69010764
>Undead is undead.
You're being obtuse. Mindless zombies are for killing. Resurrected men are for following.
>>69010723
>Ramsey's look on his face when Roose talks about Stannis
Can someone elaborate on this?
>they'll never play the rains of castamere whilst Charles dance makes some mundane war planning sound more interesting than the entire dorne plot put together.
J U S T.
>>69010907
Not till snowbowl.
Reminder that literally everything wrong with GoT is because of the writer's insistence on pandering to the 18-29 female demographic
You literally cannot disprove this.
>>69010912
Dual wielding being retarded has nothing to do with the books.
>>69010774
>What was the actual point of this scene apart from amusing viewers?
Nothing what so ever. It was to remind the forgetful show plebs that zombie mountain is stronk.
Does she sleep naked?
>>69010927
Well, surely there's better things you can focus on outside of using admittedly clunky onomatopoeia for a horn.
>>69010947
Sansa knows the truth. Theon told her rickon and bran still live.
>>69010207
Hhmm, I wonder why they're being so quiet.
>>69010947
Jon knows Bran and Rickon are alive in the show, Sam told him.
>>69010803
Ramsay thinks Castle Black is undefended. He doesn't know it's full of Wildlings, loyal to Jon Snow. He's fucked.
>>69010966
Yes, constantly shitting on women in relation to men. Such pandering.
>>69010413
>main character children are always granted with an absurd amount of luck, plot-armor
Tell that to Rickon's flayed corpse
Cersei is weak as fuck since High Sparrow BTFO her.
>>69010966
I want /pol/ to fucking leave.
Literally no feminist or SJW agenda in this episode and it still sucked ass, so no.
>>69010198
Thanks for the giggle, m8
>>69010733
Actually yes, fighting multiple opponents with a single sword was taught, practiced, and done so successfully in combat according to historical sources. There is no case of duel wielding long swords in battle in all of European history. But for normie stage fighting choreography? Yeah I guess duel wielding in that situation is their logic.
>>69010094
They changed her actress this year too
>>69010949
piss off to a book board. or put on a trip so we can filter your childish whining
>>69010931
In what setting? Do we know?
>>69010898
>why waste a valuable hostage.
Theon was a valuable hostage too before Moat Cailin was taken....
>>69010527
>Who is that beautiful creature next to wolverine?
Cordelia Hill.One of Robert's bastards?
>>69011002
Did you watch last week's episode?
>>69010719
>[muffled "FUCK OFF" in the background]
>>69010900
and so an old meme dies
>>69011012
well she did get paraded like a whore
>>69010949
I'm just going to filter "bed-wetting". It's so fucking stupid. I've seen people try to force memes, but rarely this fucking retarded ones.
>>69011040
legit lol'd
>>69010924
No shit. It is so obvious what GRRM is going to do with Jon, people don't see it because they don't want to see it. The story is already very depressing, but it's not enough for the fat man. He says in interviews he wants to destroy the soul of his readers, and laughs about it. People think he is just trolling when says that. They said his wife was trolling when she said RLJ wasn't happening. Read the Ice Dragon to see GRRM's idea of a children's story.
>>69010912
piss drinker is drunk on urine again
>>69011027
he finds Kat's body going down the river and ressurects her
>>69011025
>feeling excluded by asoiaf discussion because you're too retarded to pick up a fucking book
There, there.
>>69011004
Oh I'm sorry but is Rickon in anyway comparable to the likes of Arya, Sansa or Bran?
I mean does Rickon have a storyline or a POV worth of several chapters?
Shut your whore mouth.
>>69010951
It's Alfie Allen. Of course it was the best acted scene.
>>69011056
>people don't see it because they don't want to see it.
THIS THIS THIS
He's going to destroy everyone's hopes and dreams in this series.
>>69010924
>why does the Lord of Light theme song sound so grim and evil?
it's because it was originally Stannis' theme and Stannis is literally Hitler.
>>69010927
t. /lit/
truly the worst board
Dwarf confirmed one of the three riders
>>69011034
Yes. So if women do anything at any point during the show it's pandering? By that logic the show has been pandering to you the rest of the time, you utter moron.
>>69011061
the red weddding is ages ago now m8, she'll be in rotting bits
Did Preston comment on the ep?
It fucks one of his Ironborn theories. Euron confirmed for offing Balon without a FM.
>>69011064
>Rickon is the Azor Ahai
>Stannis limps badly wounded towards Winterfell alone as Brienne left him to save Sansa
>he does it so Shireens burning was not in vain and for her sake, go on and finish what he started
>the Bolton sounds the horn and send out their entire army with Ramsay in the lead to further humiliate him
>Stannis then prepares for his last stand knowing this is where the last of the Baratheons shall fall and contemplates about his life decisions and takes a deep breath as the hooves of the Bolton horses sound closer and closer
>then suddenly another horn can be heard in the distance
>2000 good men riding on flaming horses ride out of the forest to Stannis aid followed by the other half of his army and the sky turns dark red as fireballs rain down upon the Bolton army
>then slowly descending out of the red clouds a massive burning ship commanded by demons of R'hollor that fire volleys of burning cannonballs at the Boltons who are fleeing in terror
>screams of pain can be heard as Melisandre is tied to the ship as a figurehead ornament
>and on the bowsprit stands Ser Davos playing Fury of the Stag on a flaming guitar to boost the morale of the fighters below
>with a single tear in his eye Stannis thinks to himself "Davos you old sea rat" as his sword bursts in flames and he summons a flaming horse to lead the cavalry charge
>Davos then screams to the demons to throw more wildlings into the furnace to make the ship go faster as they are on a collision course with Winterfell
>Ramsay thinks to himself "No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge of the North!"
>screen cuts black
> and who, are you
>>69011056
This. And not only Jon, all the Stark kids (except maybe Sansa) are being set-up as monstrous villains.
>>69011098
nah, time is convoluted in westeros, it was in a different time zone
>>69011025
>we
>>69011040
underrated post
>>69011034
>killing another khal: best fucking thing on the planet
>fucking the wife of the khal you just killed: whoa man no, the dothraki code that hasn't had any impact on the dothraki plot in the last 5 seasons forbids you from tearing
Davos finds shireens pyre and the little horse he carved, coupled with the melted snow he figures out what mel did and kills her.
>Melly can bring people back from the dead
[STANNIS INTENSIFIES]
So what's Dorne's plan? They don't really have the forces needed to march up to King's Landing
>NOW IT ENDS
>le cocky face
Way to completely misinterpret the scene retards
Only 2 episodes so far and this season is already beyond JUST
>>69010438
>Belon getting defenestrate
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of, pleb.
>>69011102
Show fanfiction proves nothing.
>>69010951
Nope, it's jewish fedoracore reddit shit. "I would have le died to le get you thereXD". This show is pure reddit incarnate. NO scene in this shit piece of shit show is good, not a SINGLE ONE. Everything is abysmally beyond redemption, the show started off as a 6/10 in season which was good but every season since then has been 0/10 forgettable hollywood-lite trite. If you like this show you NEED to go to r/got
Bringing John from the dead really fucked the show for me desu
I bet GRRM didn't plan it
So it's setting up for Boltons and Karstarks vs Wildlings, Nights Watch, Umbers, and Mormonts right
>>69010086
RIP Shireen
>>69011127
Drogos old bloodriders stated Dany was to be brought to the Dosh Khaleen just before she lit drogos funeral pyre
>>69011121
>time is convoluted in westeros
people have travelled all across a South America-sized continent several times over since then
there is literally no chance Cat is still around in any form
LSH isn't happening
>>69010733
post the webm from commodus training in gladiator it was based AF
>>69011156
>Bringing John from the dead really fucked the show for me desu
Jon coming back is literally the least shocking and least interesting plot developments in this show.
So now that Jon is back is he really alive? I mean, does he still need to eat and drink? Does he still need to use the bathroom? Does his balls still produce semen?
>>69011139
Yes. it is without a doubt the worst television show i have ever seen and probably the worst show of all time. Butchering Martin's (PBUH) great source material is a disgrace and the satanic Jews should be castrated for this nonsense
>>69011153
Don't you like the dragons they are epic XD
>>69011045
He's obviously new and would like to take part in the discussion but he hasn't read the books and feels excluded. In his perspective he must put things right so he started forcing this 'bed-wetting' meme hoping that more people will pick up his call. Sadly he didn't realise that the majority of people here are bookfags and so they are not about to start insulting themselves. Eventually he'll see the futility of this and will stop frequent these threads.
And we, shall have, peace...
>>69011133
Sneaky assassinations maybe?
>>69011182
>Jon coming back is literally the least shocking and least interesting plot developments in this show.
Exactly, that's why it ruined the show
i just finished watching. i havent been to these threads in months.
who was the guy with balon? was that euron?
>>69011133
probably invite Danaerys over
>>69011184
Yes he's not an ice zombie.
>everyone in King's Landing isn't talking about Dorne or looking for the Sand sankes who murdered that one martell guy
BRAVO D&D
>>69011186
>>69011185
>>69011153
Reminder that /pol/ meme spamming manchildren aren't human and their opinions are as valuable to discussion as animal noises.
>>69011098
Why do people keep saying this? LS can appear without the scene of her being ressurected. Thoros just says something like "I found her floating in a river and ressurected her"
>>69011184
He's just as alive as he was before, his personality might change though.
>>69011156
>I bet GRRM didn't plan it
You bet wrong
>>69011159
Umbers are on Ramsey's side because they hate wildlings and Jon is letting them in.
>>69010900
>crying
>still manages a smirk
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69011199
Sadly yes that disgrace was Balons brother Euron.
>>69011120
Including Rickon, the Stark sibling so utterly irrelevant that he's barely received any speaking lines, much less any focus?
>>69011013
The whole series is SJW
>>69011199
yes
>>69011219
proof?
>>69011210
You literally need to go back to tumblr, you fucking sjw pussy. I bet you enjoy Game of Thrones
So...where the fuck is the retaliation for Roose's death? He tells the Maester to let everyone know Roose died by poisoning, but you'd think the soldiers and guards would be a bit suspicious, considering Fat Walda died 'disappeared' shortly after Roose's death, along with her son.
>>69011153
And yet here you are, a sad little man who watches every episode of a show he "hates" and spends time on a message board shitting on people that like it and buzzwording your way to nothing
NEW
>>69011231
NEW
>>69011231
NEW
>>69011231
>>69010774
The point was to show that people are being killed who disrespect incest-mom.
Are you thick?
>Jon comes back
>turns into a white walker by the end of the season
This is the only way you can save the show.
>>69011167
And yet Gilly's baby didn't grow and inch.
So will Jon execute the traitors? Even Olly?
>>69011117
>Davos then screams to the demons to throw more wildlings into the furnace to make the ship go faster
>>69011153
oh shutup you pigskin neckbeard go back to /pol/ and whine all day over there.
>>69010488
Is that Brandon on the right?
>>69011185
tell us about the great televison shows that you watch
>>69010900
Ironically Dickon is introduced this season.
>>69011210
You have to go back
>>69011182
>>69011198
Jon dying and coming back is okay if its done correctly, because it doesn't mean he has to be particularly happy about it, and he doesn't have to actually survive the series.
the trouble is that making everyone's motives for both killing and reviving him totally lolrandom and illogical destroys any underlying meaning it might have had. I mean how much does any showfag even care about the Night Watch vows at this point?
Anybody else found the first two episode of this season mostly boring and dull? I don't even get that angry anymore, I'm very indifferent.
>"Lord Bolton, your fat wife just gave birth 5 minutes ago......you'll find her outside......she's walking around in the snow with your son"
Seriously what the fuck?
new
>>69011231
new
>>69011231
>>69011242
>He tells the Maester to let everyone know Roose died by poisoning,
OR why would he think the Maester would tell the truth to begin with? The Maester could have just sent out a bunch of ravens everywhere telling everyone that Ramsey killed bolton.
Fucking dnd
>>69011182
Yeah this
Honestly they almost shouldve just kepy him alive, or dead for the whole season or something
It wasn't even neccisarily that it was poorly done, it's just when you kill the fucking main character randomly in the middle of a bridge season it's pretty easy to guess that something else is afoot
>>69010821
>>69010853
>>69010930
Why is this show so dark this season? Literally missed half of the episode because can't see what's happening
>>69010120
put the sand snakes and 20 good men in and it's perfect
>>69011241
>hurr tumblr SJW
This is what I'm talking about, there's no need for your schizophrenic tantruming. You're such a brain dead halfwit virgin loser that you're in a Game of Thrones thread complaining about Game of Thrones. /pol/ justice warriors are literally the most cringeworthy failed abortions that have ever shitposted on the internet. I hope your death is slow and painful.
>>69011022
>>69011175
Show me a clip of any swordsman holding off four other swords directed at his body AT THE SAME TIME, and not conveniently timed so that he can parry/duck all of them one after the other.
>>69010179
>being younger than 14
>>69011251
You laugh, but he seems to be really down for blood magic lately.
>>69011001
Yeah, how come he doesn't know any of this? I mean they brought a giant through the Wall. It's retarded there is 0 reckon on this.
>>69011120
Explain
>>69011153
>"I would have le died to le get you thereXD"
It's always funny that literally, LITERALLY any depth, no matter how deep or shallow, can be mocked into pretentiousness. It doesn't matter the slightest little bit. If you want to hate it, you can. Sometimes it's warranted, but sometimes some things are just legitimately "deep" or emotional or hard hitting or whatever the fuck you want to call it. Theon telling Salsa that he'd die for her is, while not incredibly deep or anything, not a bad or pretentious line.
This was a good episode. Stop being such try hard faggots. It's not funny to be negative no matter what. It's funny to laugh at the dumb shit - like the sneks or whatever. This didn't have much like that, at all.
>>69011297
Triggered you, faggot? Good, no go the fuck to reddit or wherever you came from, you're shitting the place up and you're not welcome here. Your shit taste is palpable, your intelligence is laughable. Fuck off
>>69011237
http://www.ew.com/article/2011/07/21/dance-with-dragons-shocking-twist-g
>ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: So why did you kill Jon Snow?
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN: Oh, you think he’s dead, do you?
we knew this since 2011 showfag
>>69010209
Euron was pretty good though.
>doesn't really care about the old way
>self aggrandizing
>nuts
>probably magical
>>69011290
darkness = cheaper CGI
>>69011337
It was a poorly acted cringeworthy scene with terrible dialogue.
>>69011064
>Oh I'm sorry but is Rickon in anyway comparable to the likes of Arya, Sansa or Bran?
>Stark kid
>telepathic connection to the dire-wolf
Nah. completely different.
>>69011302
Show you a clip? You do realize there was no media in Medieval and Renaissance Europe right? I'm talking about historical manuscripts here.
>>69011189
>and who
>are you
>>69011302
do you know the scene in gladiator im referring to ?
>>69011383
Right, so you have no proof this actually was possible then.
>>69010291
Shit scared of Ramsay, most likely.
>>69011370
Not at all, keep thinking your stock criticisms that every asshurt neckbeard copy & pastes into every thread mean something though. I believe that it was cringeworthy for you, but that's because you're an emotionally stunted manchild with a /pol/ tier IQ who has been steadily brainwashed by meme spamming on the internet over a period of years. Your life is ruined and you're never going to be a competent person.
>>69011398
Yes, I know it. All timed one after another, fight choreography style. But if they all attacked at once, from different directions, he's fucked armed with one sword.
>>69011209
m8,that happened like yesterday
the queen has JUST found out about it,only a couple of days after being paraded through the streets naked
something is going to happen with dorneeven though i wish that dany would finally become useful and glass that desert to shit,the only good dorne character in the show is oberyn fuck
>>69010985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
>>69010659
same desu senpai
i'll never forget my autistic friend looking at me like i'd shot his dog when i pronounced it like that
god help me
>>69010835
>smaller army
>every wildling that now think he's a god
>>69011419
I've got a 156IQ and am a white nationalist. I am no doubt smarter than you, of that i am sure. I am also capable of self thought and higher thinking and have decided that every scene in this Jewish show is a terrible unstructured mess with no deeper meaning. That scene which you hold to greatness is fucking laughable. A 30 second dialogue is nothing special, even when they just blurt out to each other what they feel, which is not good writing. This scene would have been a lot more nuanced in the books, but is butchered in the show by DND's hack writing.
>>69011437
hed be equally as fucked with two swords , watch the dualwielding youtube vid by lindybeige
>>69011229
Rickon is going to be controlled by his dire-wolf.
>>69011334
Arya: Nameless assassin.
Jon: Zombie Lord.
Bran: Bloodravens bitch/CotF's ISPN
Rickon: Cannibal/Wolf-boy/boy-wolf
Not much too explain really. They have all acquired inhuman abilities. Only the fact the "we" as the readers have experiences the stories through their eyes makes us sympathize with them. For any normal Westerosi they are already monsters.
>>69010347
>Iron Islands? I am the Iron Islands!
>Seastone Chair? I am the Seastone Chair!
Was that Euron or Victarion? I vagely remember reading that Euron having sliced his crewmates' tounges, but not sure
Because if that was Euron, this was shit episode and DD should throw themselves into a fire
>>69011609
What if it were Victarion? Do you think that was a better depiction of Victarion?
>>69011607
Euron is theatrical as fuck in the books too.
>>69011401
>we have no proof for Ancient Rome cause there is no clip of it
>>69010835
Jon has a small personal army like Stannis, but he has the authority to call Stark bannermen, and while he's not the ideal choice for them, they'll listen to him
Apparently it'll all be for nothing though as he gets btfo, then CIA and Robin save him according to leaks
>>69011646
Right, point taken. It's a shit episode all around.
>>69011695
>Stannis
>small personal Army
>King's men
>Queen's mean
>sellswords
>personal
>small
>>69011419
Wow, tell me more about how smart you are that you get your kicks arguing about Jews on an anonymous Dothraki saddle stitching forum
>>69011522
Everyone on /pol/ has a subhuman-tier IQ, and you'll never fool anyone into believing otherwise.
>>69011401
It is completely possible. The German and Italian master swordsmen wrote about all their techniques and painted manuscripts to demonstrate them. They wrote about strategies for facing multiple opponents by using your mobility, footwork, and speed to gain advantageous positions. Most sword fights resulted in the death of unarmored opponent very within seconds. Also if you have plate armor no sword is cutting through it and your only vulnerability is the chinks and areas that are exposed with a precise stab (often with a dagger once the knight has been disarmed and wrestled to the ground). If researched this stuff and practiced in HEMA clubs and by no means am I an expert. But the knowledge is out there and you can go research it yourself. The point is, duel wielding long swords would actually weaken your ability in a sword fight and therefore it was not used in medieval combat outside of rare and specific tournament showcase events of the time period which were for 1v1 duels and not practical in battle.
>>69011751
I used to frequent it and still hold some of their values , does that mean i'm certainly a lesser man ?
>>69011801
>spaces go before commas
>-/pol/ tard
So frequent, it's hilarious.
>>69011801
>'values'
Can you enlighten the peanut gallery as to what 'values' you gleaned from that cesspool of hate and hysteria?
Is it primarily hating those uppity blacks?
>>69011241
Check out this cuck
>>69011761
This is all true. But sadly the majority of people will just see it and go 'hella fucking epic, just like muh vidya', and that's what D&D are counting on.
>>69011290
It's always fucking like this. Can anyone tell me if there's a torrent with adjusted light levels out there
>>69010924
>>69011056
am i the only one who thinks jon is going to hang pod and maybe brienne? Would be glorious butthurt amongst the showfags if this would happen
>>69010696
>mfw /got/ will become a thinly veiled cunny thread
>>69011838
the values i mean are basicly traditionalism and nationalism
>>69011801
Offcourse you are lesser of a man being this butthurt about a show you have to bring in your ideology.
Once a polcuck always a polcuck.
>>69010332
>intelligent organisms
>but can't change their minds
>>69011346
Holy fuck what a sad life you must have
>>69011925
>pol has one ideology
>>69011919
>traditionalism
>the notion that if you've done something before you should keep doing it justcuzlol
God damn
>>69011801
Probably.
>>69011189
>House /got
>we do not read
>>69011976
no because different roles are hardwired in genetics so i would be detrimental to not follow them
>>69011522
Autism: The post.
>>69011919
2 entirely worthless values. Reevaluate your life.
>threads hitting 400+ posts in about an hour
Finding it hard to keep up with all the dank memes and shitposting, bros
>>69009992
I missed something I guess was on my phone all episode.
Dud she do some lesbian shit this episode?
>>69010488
>c-c-cunny
>>69010621
they leaks said he was gonna get flayed in ep so
>>69012144
should really just do sunday stickies
>>69010723
but dillane has been talking shit about the show
>>69010734
i would still smash her cunny hard
>>69011259
Ser Rodrick
>>69011090
The thing is, there's like no one left to oppose them so any fight with dragons will be boring
>>69011132
he didnt die
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