>See you in another life brother.
Old Thread
>>69008881
Anyone else not watching the episodes but still waiting for the burlington bar reactions?
Really wanted to fuck Cersei during this episode lads
First for Azor Ashort
Is Yara Greyjoy a lesbian in the books? If not, why is she in the show?
Why didn't Roose have personal bodyguards? What bs lord doesn't have those..
>>69009992
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[YouTube] Westeros.org on Game of Thrones: Episode 2, "Home" (embed)
>>69009992
Men can't be lesbians though and it's obviously a man
>The fight will start off with 6 vs 2 (Dayne and Whent). You can see Dayne already has Dawn out here.
>Howland Reed is hiding someone like a chichenshit
>Whent kills at least one northerner as seen in the trailer and then gets killed himself
>Dayne vs 4/5
>Dayne destroys the northerners and its him and Ned left
>Dayne about to kill Ned when Howland stabs him in the back
>>69009992
bisexual. she was clearly getting off on theon fingering her.
>>69009988
nth for Sansa for scale
>>69009992
No she fucks dudes in the books. Then again so do dany and cersei and they both lez out a different points.
>>69009992
>Yara Greyjoy
who?
Are D&D still on a high after the red wedding?
>Killing Doran and Trystane for the sake of killing
>Killing Roose for the sake of killing
girl cock
>>69010000
Apparently it's open season on high lords.
>>69010000
most lords wouldn't have a personal bodyguard around when they're with their family
i'm not sure why roose trusted ramsay so much when he's shown he's capable of doing just that
>>69010027
Reminder that Davos is a foot in the grave
Looks good desu.
>>69010024
Best Girl
>>69010027
>murders twists betrayals
>mfw that is the sum of D&D's understanding of asoiaf
>>69009988
He's not short. They are literally twelve feet tall.
Did anybody else remember Desmond when he was talking?
>>69010027
>but when GURM does it its never just for the sake of killing and shock value!!
>>69010027
They just wanted Ramsey to go full LOL I'M EVIL >:D
It's easier to write that shit, instead of the politics of the northern houses.
>>69010059
forgot they changed Asha's name
she's p ugly desu
>>69010044
He wasn't with his 'family' though. And even that wouldn't apply to real people in similar places of power.
>>69010049
New whore Davos can rot in the seven hells.
I'm really hoping that they're rushing the first few episodes to set the stage for a good mid-late season with a cohesive story
>>69010044
He really did think of him as a son, it made him oversee that.
Could the Umbers be setting a trap for Bolton with the "gift" ?
>>69010049
DELETE THIS
>>69010053
Wait, let me get this straight. They couldn't be bothered to hire a couple of extra Kingsguard actors, so they just gave him two swords and had him fight them all at once?
Guys, will CIA turn on Jon? I mean, if he's alive he has the primary claim to the North
>>69010049
>Davos dies
>Mel dies
>Little finger dies
>Tommen dies
>Cersi dies
>Kevan Lannister dies
>>69010086
GURM actually knows how to write unlike Dumb & Dumber
>>69010014
So where's Gerold Hightower? Several show-specific sources have stated that Dayne, Whent and Hightower were all at the ToJ.
>>69010084
Of course. Henry Ian Cusick should be in GoT.
>>69010094
Your never going to fuck supermodels. Get used to having low standards if you ever want snatch.
>>69009992
Why wasn't she cast based on her description?
>skinny
>long dark hair
>nose a little too big
>attractive
She was even introduced in the same episode. What the fuck, DND?
Every time I hear that fucking wine filling sound effect I just know it's gonna be a shit scene
>>69009992
the rapeplay scene in the books would have been too Problematic and introducing a male love interest for her would have taken too long. so hey, just make her fuck women.
plus the character isn't very feminine looking and apparently it's still politically correct to go butch = lesbian even though that literally pigeonholes all straight women into looking girly.
torrent where? everything's getting dmca'd and I don't know what torrent to pick
>>69010121
THE HORN GOES DO DOOOOOO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EBIN 10/10 MODERN DAY TOLKEIN
OMG TOLKEIN IS SHIT THOUGH CUZ HE DOES GOOD VS EVIL :)
t. GURMcuck
Will Ramsay be outed as a mtf trans?
>>69010161
Is this what being 14 is like?
>>69010128
>thinking that dabids remember their own show
>Le ebul Ramsay wankfest power hour
>>69010157
Holy shit.
>book
>Dragons are unchained, they immediately kill the man that frees them and terrorize the city eating and killing whomever they please
>show
>THANK YOU TYRION-SAMA WE GO TO SLEEP LIKE GOOD BOYS NOW
>>69010128
"Gerold Hightower" is what Arthur Dayne calls his second sword. It even got its own place in the Kingsguard.
STARK STARK STARK STARK STARK STARK !!!!
what happened to all those Euron = Daario fellas? They sure were a loud bunch until recently
Characters most butchered in the episode:
>Davos
>Euron
>Roose
>Varys
>>69010014
DAYNE?
>>69010186
How the fuck can anyone stop Ramsey, his 20 good men, and teleporting hounds?
>>69010161
Reminder the snow outside winterfell melts before battle of the bastards.
>>69010086
GRRM doesn't kill major characters for shock value. In the books, Robb was on a downward spiral. He was basically boned at that point, the Red Wedding was just the coup de grace. In the show, d&d had him planning an attack on Casterly Rock, geniuses that they are, so that the deaths would come as more of a shock.
Seriously, reread that chapter where Robb's forces are camped at Oldstones. it's pouring rain, Cat is thinking about the story of Jenny of Oldstones, Robb declares Jon his heir, and you know things are coming to an end.
Who else can't wait for the reveal that Ramsay fucks his dogs? Pretty much everything he does now is centered around them
>>69010159
She's literally being played by Russell Crowe. Of course he'd ask for a chick.
>>69010179
You mean literally writing the horn going DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Yes, that's probably what it's like.
>>69010157
fuck I'm going to hear this every time now aren't I?
>>69010196
>he thinks Quentyn is dead
>>69010209
You forgot
>Tyrion
>Balon
>Euron
>Cersei
>>69010196
That's because Tyrion is a Targaryen.
>>69010212
Only Brienne stands a chance desu, and that's assuming she receives her usual advantage of the enemy being wounded.
>>69010196
>Quentyn
>Disposable literally who
>Le witty imp
>Plot armour out his fucking ass
>>69010242
Balon seemed pretty spot-on to me.
Anyone else finding Tyrion's banter game to be weak as fuck?
I get that he's not in his right element, but come on, this shit is borderline fanfic.
>>69010161
I actually really think /got/ would be better with more posts like this. it would better represent how I feel about story at this point.
>>69010253
Quentyn = Tyrion.
They're both short blonde Dornishmen. It fits.
>>69010268
>implying the bridge scene wasn't retarded as hell.
>Doran gets offed by Ellaria but she makes it clear that all of Dorne has contempt for him so they wouldn't stop this murder
>Roose gets offed by Ramsay but the people witnessing don't do anything because......*?*
>>69010161
>>69010223
Well, in the books he was planning an attack on Moat Cailin so there was a glimmer of hope at least.
lol
>The next time I have an idea like that punch me in the cock
What did he mean by this?
>>69010120
Great fucking picture
I need more like this
>>69010209
Everyone was pretty out of character except maybe Yara.
>>69010307
IAN MCSHANE WHEN?
>>69010196
> season 5
> dragons are beast khaleesi, not you children. they cant be tamed.
> the consistently leash out even against their mother
> season 6
> starving dragons rotting in captivity
> am just scaly puppers lol
>2 episodes
>>69010321
Fucking perfect, thanks
>>69010011
Watched some of it and it wasnt as autistic as I expected, she gave the show some credit
lel @ Elio being too butthurt to even keep watching
>>69010318
Yeah. Theon should have really gone North to take the black. Alfie acting was great though.
What the fuck guys? What happened? This was a genuinely good episode, and I've hated every single episode since season 3. Sure,, Roose getting rekt like that was silly, and Arya sucks as always, but I was actually fucking enjoying myself. I can't even think of any good memes.
>>69010287
But Balon himself was true to his character in the books. He was a fucking retard there too.
>>69010209
Roose's heir
>not knowing what happens in every scene and who dies beforehand
Holy shit is this how showfags have felt all these years? It's weird.
>>69010333
>not posting the full version
>>69010304
This needs big guy subtitles
>>69010300
He was planning to retake the North and unfuck his kingdom, but his war on the Lannisters was a lost cause. I loved how dreary and depressing the Cat chapters in ASOS were, but d&d had to go for the low-hanging fruit.
>See the new ep trailer
>Wildlings think John Snow is a god now
Huh...what?
>>69010347
Your standards have just progressively been getting lower and lower
>>69010382
it's like the ewoks with c3po
>>69010347
I have no idea what you mean by your last sentence.
And the episode was fucking garbage, they killed anyone who could everyone who could actually act.
daily reminder this is benjen stark
>>69010273
>Anyone else finding Tyrion's banter game to be weak as fuck?
it's like Legend of Korra where they didn't hire comedy writers so there were parts of each episode where they had clearly written BOLIN SAYS SOMETHING FUNNY as a stopgap and just filled it in with whatever the voice actor came up with on the day.
>>69010198
kek
Reminder
Also, I must say I enjoyed this episode lads. Even with D&D's general faggotry the actors salvage some scenes through sheer talent.
>inb4 Tower of Joy is butchered
plz no
Does anyone have any caps of the young starks?
Brans scenes are gonna be good this season
>>69010198
Mild chuckle, good one
>>69010347
> Roose getting rekt by his retarded children
> tyrion "the dragon tamer" lannister
> Belon getting defenestrate for no apparent reason
> the literally "this charachter is a fan favorite we cant let him die" resurecction
ywahm it was a breddy good episode.
>>69010382
Dude named Jesus died and came back to life. Now everyone is calling him a god or some shit for 2000 years?? Huh what
>>69010403
The rider or man on foot? What would you say is the context of the scene?
>SALT
>THRONE
>>69010354
in the books there could have been literally anyone on the bridge because it was a Faceless Man. it could have looked like one of his servants or saltwives.
if it's Euron just fucking appearing out of nowhere Balon would have called his 20 good ironborn immediately. Euron doesn't have a death wish in the books
>tfw the season is saved by meme magic
>>69010369
>beaming sneks
My fucking sides are ruined now.
>>69010347
Euron was pretty memetastic
>>69010438
The last two are book-accurate, and Ramsay is probably going to turn on Roose in the books too.
I'm calling off work today. Its a Snow day.
>>69010428
I got you senpai. I hope you are not pedofag.
>>69010391
No. I've consistently hated everything. Almost every scene, absolute shit. This one was competent. It wasn't brilliant, but it didn't JUST anything up.
>>69010401
Davos is still awesome.
You people are just unwilling to admit that this wasn't even bad, because you're not being objective. It wasn't the best thing I've ever seen, but I'll go so far as saying it was good. Not just good for GoT, but good.
>>69010408
>they didn't hire comedy writers
The best drama writers are also the funniest. See: The Sopranos.
>>69010488
what a beautiful girl. an absolute 10
>>69010488
>Podrick on the right
>>69010470
Guessing you are pointing out the squares around the wounds?
>>69010441
Yeah the wildling have never seen anyone come back from the dead.
>>69010223
getting upset about season 3 is fucking ridiculous given how much worse the show has gotten since season 5. your priorities are fucked.
>>69010488
Who is that beautiful creature next to wolverine?
I want to bang her.
>>69010497
>>69010488
Wicked, cheers boys
>>69010470loss
>>69010147
already shagged 12 girls mate, most of them were reasonably fit
a couple of chubby ones when I was hammered, but none of them looked worse than yara
>>69010438
Roose dying was silly, sure, but Tyrion freeing the dragons wasn't bad. They specifically said that the dragons are very intelligent and shit. Didn't ruin anything for me. Balon was hinted at being killed by Euron anyway, don't know what you're talking about. Jon was so fucking CLEARLY getting ressed no matter what. We've been talking about it for literally years.
It was a good episode, you curmudgeon fucks. The first since, I don't know, season 2 or some shit, but it was good.
>>69010346
Wait wait wait, that just reminds me, why the fuck is Kevan still alive? I mean, I loved his character in the books so I would be happy but he barely gets any screentime at all, and even when he does of course he gets no fucking lines at all. Might as well fucking kill him just for consistency.
>>69010454
The rider, it's north of the wall and there's barely any people out there right now.
Not so sure of the context but i'd say its benjen killing a wight
I'm not holding out much hope but I will seriously blow my load if Stannis returns next episodes and kills Ramsay as the 'surprise'
Plz D&D surely that isn't too much to ask judging by the crap you've already put into the show.
Based lil Benjen
>>69010344
>Alfie acting was great though.
the role is actually pretty easy at this point given that he only has to express one emotion in all his scenes.
>>69010490
> thinking ramsay could ever land a hand on roose
In the books he's literally retarded and Roose has basically outsmarted Tywin. The only way he can die at the hands of his bastard is if:
> Ramsay kills him in a fit of rage and gets immediately BTFO by his father's bannermen
> GRRM goest full retard which he may as well do.
>>69010489
He's also memetastic as FUCK in the books. Maybe "I am the storm" or whatever it was was a liiiittle over the top, but I can let that shit slide.
>/tv/ actually thought they would get Sean Bean back for Tower of Joy
>soon
One thing that does actually grate on me a little bit is DnDs obsession with kinslaying.
I swear most deaths are due to it, and its supposed to be a huuuuge no-no in Westeros
Who is the next beetle to be crushed in D&D's sick twisted game?
Yara Victarion for sure then or what?
>>69010357
>vlc pleb
Filtered.
>>69010515
No, they haven't.
>>69010516
Don't worry, I'm bitching my fair share at season 6.
>>69010535
>>>/qst/
Wrong board mate.
>>69010488
>>69010497
I want to put my penis inside of that girl.
>>69010210
arthur
>>69010546
Cool thanks.
>>69010588
>What are wights?
>>69010499
>No. I've consistently hated everything. Almost every scene, absolute shit. This one was competent. It wasn't brilliant, but it didn't JUST anything up.
So you've hated a show utterly for three years, and you decide the most sensible course of action is to keep watching it?
Are you a masochist, or something?
>>69010582
>I swear most deaths are due to it, and its supposed to be a huuuuge no-no in Westeros
Only Stannis seem to have gave a shit and he didn't even "technically" kill his brother.
>>69009924
>they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>69010499
Like I said, surprisingly good indeed.
>>69010587
We had this debate in 2008, already settled VLC is the best, get with the times.
>>69010598
BELLS
>>69010597
>girl
>>69009924
IS STANNIS THE GIFT?
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>>69010585
Yeah, Victarion's cut. The HBO website does confirm that the Drowned Priest at Balon's funeral actually is Aeron Damphair though.
>Cersei actually licked her lips
>>69010621
It's Rickon holding Stannis' head
>>69010515
Not like Jon
>man that manages to save a fuck ton of them by letting them through the wall
>dies
>comes back
>is not undead
Pretty messianic
>>69010597
Well, she is supposed to be an absolute beauty. I hope they found a matching actress for the ToJ scenes when she is older.
>>69010603
Not that guy, but at this point you either watch the show or you have to bend over backwards to avoid getting spoiled. Anyway, got manages to be reasonably entertaining in spite of d&d's hack work.
>>69010621
no they already have his corpse
it's Rickon.
>>69010566
No one thought that.
>>69010621
it's Rickon 100% confirmed
>>69010595
after 3 years of uni I've not even batted particularly above average
especially given most of them were when I was in first year
>>69010623
>tfw always read Damphair as Dam phair instead of Damp Hair until last week
I feel pretty stupid tbqh lads.
>>69010621
No, it's more likely Rickon. But Stannis lives based on Brienne's subtle line of "difficult decisions" and Roose's question of Stannis' body.
>>69010509
>>69010527
>>69010597
Rhaegar and Robert were right to start a war over her, I'd burn the whole world if that was what it took.
>DEATH, AFTER DEATH, AFTER DEATH
>ALMOST ALL OF THEM CAUSED BY FAMILY MEMBERS
WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET A ONE ON ONE BATTLE TO THE DEATH BETWEEN TWO KINGS?
>>69010659
same here lel
>Max von Sydow as treebeard
>>69010588
Do you even watch this show? At this point most wildings are reanimated zombies.
> hypocrite drunk priest turns fervid credent in the face of tragedy
> fanatic priestess goes full atheist after being btfo by his god left and right
> despite the opposite paths both achieve the same fucking result
B R A V O D & D
1 0 0 % P O T T E R Y
>>69010666
>her
Rhaegar and Robert were faggots mate
>>69010210
DAYNE?
>>69010053
>Fucking dual wielding
Why do they have to ruin everything?
>>69010666
She is a fucking 11. Great replacement for the loss of season 1 Dany.
>>69010488
TITS WHEN?
Maybe we will get the full speech in an upcoming episode. Those lines could just be his "thing" in the show. I mean, plenty of other character have done shit like that. I want the full effect though, him belting it off in front a host of other Ironborn and then KING CROWS EYE EURON EURON KING while Yara sloops away.
GUYS! so that guy who leaked that pic of Melly lying on Jon... that scene hasn't happened yet. WHEN?
>>69010703
that was a shoop anon
>>69010665
>But Stannis lives based on Brienne's subtle line of "difficult decisions"
Yup 100% confirmed at this point.
>the way they cut before she sank her sword in stannis
>GRRM confirmed Stannis is alive in the books
>Ramsey's look on his face when Roose talks about Stannis
>Brienne's "difficult decisions"
You have to be a retarded faggot not to see he's alive.
>>69010644
Even news outlets are spoiling it soon after the episode, it's getting fucking ridiculous
>>69010583
Maybe if DD didn't have you burn your daughter for no reason.
>>69010703
>leaked
>>69010703
It was fake as fuck.
>>69010695
Isn't humanly possible for one guy with one sword to hold off four other swordsmen.
>>69010699
she's a child, retard
>>69010701
They better not butcher his big speech
>I say, all of Westeros is dying.
>I AM THE WESTEROS
>Trystane was on the boat back to King Slanding with Jamie and Myrcella
>>69010414
>my dick is confused
>>69010703
>lying
>>69010719
I really liked that shot. It's not often you get to put a map in context.
>>69010607
Killed his daughter though
>>69010734
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>>69010640
Undead is undead. Tormond should have been scared shitless of blood magic and of all people the wildlings should fear what Jon has become.
>>69010690
BANEFORT?
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Banefort
>>69010758
>Killed his daughter though
Yeah and he was super happy about it? Right?
>>69010719
that sure is a long walk from the sept
>>69010304
What was the actual point of this scene apart from amusing viewers?
>>69010733
While I agree with the logic behind your post...
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ARTHUR DAYNE USING A MAGIC INFUSED SWORD FORGED FROM A DAMN RADIOACTIVE METEORITE
Rules and logi do not apply.
>>69010770
Oh he feels bad? That's okay then.
>>69010774
>What was the actual point of this scene apart from amusing viewers?
Nothing.
>>69010747
I'm a sucker for all wider King's Landing shots. It's a beautiful city.
In the preview for episode 3, one of the Northern Lords arrives at Winterfell, and Ramsay asks "Why have you come to Winterfell?", to which the Lord replies "I brought you a gift", and Ramsay smiles.
Could this be Theon pretending to be Reek again, so that he can kill Ramsay? I'd really like that.
It could be what he meant when he said he was going 'home' too.
What do you guys think? Do you think Theon will kill Ramsay this season, or at least have a hand in his downfall?
Anyone else think Cersei is even hotter with short hair?
>what is dead may never die
...what? why would something die twice anyway? if you're dead you're dead, that's it.
>>69010161
t. D&D
>>69010803
it's rickon you fucking redditor
>>69010011
Watching now. No major autism yet, in fact she's pretty bang on
>>69010762
Not nearly soon enough.
Looks like that implies her career'll last till she's 18.
Let's just hope she beats puberty. I don't want another Chloe on our hands, especially considering how pretty this one is.
>>69010811
Exactly.
>Theon becomes king
>realizes he can't help the starks because they are all dead now because of him
So what's Jon's plan? March a smaller army against a fucking giant castle after Stannis did the same thing and got BTFO?
>>69010741
We know he is going to give the speech, so will Yara. She even took parts of it in yesterday's episode with the mentioning of stones and pine ones. Kings Moot happens, full ham Euron and the horn.
If we are lucky, if we are stupid fucking lucky we might get to see the Qarthian sorcerers as well as Euron wrecking the Tyrell fleets.
>>69010811
Memory.
>>69010742
And? That contradicts nothing. What DOES make no sense is Obara and Nymeria both being shown at the dock as the boat leaves, then on the boat later with Trystane not being surprised to see them.
>>69010774
To show that most people who wronged the Lannisters will get fucked up this season
>>69010776
I agree it would have been awesome if they had found a swordsman actually able to make the fight work armed with one sword. But it was never gonna happen. If they want to make him look like a badass I guess this is the next best thing.
>>69010803
Its rickon
>>69010821
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69010806
fuck no
>>69010603
>Are you a masochist, or something?
No. I watch for memes and for the story. Now that I know Jon will res, it's been worth it.
Show-GoT is like a decent story tale told by a retarded child.
>>69010774
It shows that Frankenmountain's going to be on a rampage.
>>69010823
Wouldn't Ramsay immediately kill Rickon?
>>69010768
CLEGANE?
PAYNE?
SKANE?
>>69010836
>We know he is going to give the speech, so will Yara.
They're gonna mangle it, bro.
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Thoros
>"Thoros, commonly known as Thoros of Myr, is a recurring character in the third and sixth seasons."
He's coming back?
>>69010835
>So what's Jon's plan? March a smaller army against a fucking giant castle after Stannis did the same thing and got BTFO?
Don't forget 20 GOOD MEN
>>69010806
Not at all
>>69010826
I want her to go full autism rage.
It really turns me on.
>tfw Linda will never pin me down and rape me in frustration
Is it sad that I don't even remember that GoT airs unless I come to /tv/?
>>69010210
PAYNE!
>>69010000
He saw the last episode and realized they're fucking useless
>>69010223
I'm just listening through the chapter where Ruse feasts Jamie in Harrenhal and it's obvious Robb is doomed. They set this up since the beginning of book 3.
>>69010855
CUTE
>>69010866
Why waste a valuable hostage?
>then again this is the same Ramsay who could easily have used Walda as a hostage for Frey support
So Tyrion was able to get that close to the dragons because they sensed he's a Targaryen, right?
>>69010806
Her skin is better this season. Her cleavage looked fucking radiant.
>>69010843
>>69010823
So....so is Rickon going to get the Theon treatment?
>>69010866
Pink letter bait. Jon give me sansa or your brother dies.
>>69010688
>>69010695
>>69010741
>>69010774
Clearly the book-reading bed-wetting beta brigade will whine about literally anything.
>>69010595
SAVAGE
>>69010842
Agreed.
>>69010830
>theon becomes king
>>69009924
I'M NOT IN STORM
I AM THE STORM BROTHER
>>69010602
There's a difference between a zombie risen again, and a man who was once dead now walking and talking.
why does the Lord of Light theme song sound so grim and evil? it means he will turn out to be evil, right?
